Episode 196: Even Wedges

Animals Run Amok Month lifts off with Tarantulas: The Deadly Cargo (1977)! Stacie and Anthony talk not-tarantulas, character actor dream casts, and meet cutes with text message scammers—all before a mind-numbing new Great Value Pyramid.

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Episode 195: Judy Exorcist

The Gaylords kick off Scream Month with Scream VI (2023)! Stacie and Anthony talk meanness, 5CREAM, Lady Loomis, and de-aged Force ghosts before another absolutely unpredictable Great Value Pyramid.

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Surprise! Next month will bring our 200th episode and we need YOU to help us celebrate by voting in the first-ever People's Gay-ie Awards! This special mini-mini-sode will tell you how you can make your voice heard. The voting deadline is end of day, April 10th 2023, so listen in!

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Episode 194: Do Goals

Found Footage Month concludes with Hangman (2015)! Stacie and Anthony talk wall people, Jeremy Sisto, Diarrhea Aficionado magazine, and Stacie’s #goalboss calling, all before another mind-melting Great Value Pyramid!

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Episode 193: Wicker Everywhere

Found Footage Month enters the labyrinth with Atrocious (2010)! Stacie and Anthony revisit this Spanish shocker and talk jerky hearts, freeing willies, and envision the Gaylords Retirement Home before a mind-blowing new Great Value Pyramid.

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Episode 192: Fried Green Tomatoes Mirror

The Gaylords turn to the power of The Medium (2021)! Stacie and Anthony discuss this Thai/South Korean film, unlikely heroes, depravity, and the Christian Demonologist’s Handbook: Workbook & Study Guide (of course), all before venturing into the Great Value Pyramid.

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Episode 191: An Kraken

Found Footage Month takes to the stars for Europa Report (2013)! Stacie and Anthony grapple with Embeth Davidtz, non-diegetic sound in found footage, and nitpicking nannies (including Neil deGrasse Tyson), all before a harrowing new Great Value Pyramid.

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Episode 190: Cake Sitting

The Gaylords go to The Outwaters (2022)! Stacie and Anthony dig into this new, queer-directed found footage film—out in theaters February 9—and discuss yucks, yums, Heidi Fleiss: Bird Woman, and the state of indie horror before an all-new Great Value Pyramid.

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Episode 189: Vienna Sausage

(Carol Anne voice) We're baaaack! The Gaylords awaken from hibernation and launch Found Footage Month with Lake Mungo (2008)! Stacie and Anthony discuss grief and ghosts, withered lace, and Stacie’s Mafioso aspirations before an all-new—well, you’ll find out!

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Real Housewives of Darkness: The Jentencing

Before the Gaylords return to discussing horror movies, they're tackling the horrors of Real Housewives! Stacie and Anthony talk Jen Shah's prison sentence, Heather Gay's black eye, Karen Huger's live show, Miami's grifters, and more before casting their own Ultimate Ultimate Girls Trips.

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Real Housewives of Darkness: Housewives Holiday Platter

It's beginning to look a lot like another episode of Housewives talk from the Gaylords, as Stacie and Anthony cover all the latest on Potomac, Salt Lake City, Miami, and Ultimate Girls Trip! Angels, knights, queens, and Larsa...join us as our Big Gulps runneth over!

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Episode 188: Keep Calm and Doctor Who

The Gaylords wrap up Lifetime Month—and 2022—with 1973’s Go Ask Alice! Stacie and Anthony keep calm and discuss Satanic Panic, AI, hot Shatner, and Wayfair cabinets before a holiday exchange of the Gaylordsian variety.

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Episode 187: Blast Me

The Gaylords get blasted by Lifetime Month again with Death of a Cheerleader (1994)! Stacie and Anthony talk Tori Spelling, Kellie Martin, Valerie Harper, “Marlee” Shelton, flying cars, and cucumber knives, all before risking death on the Chopping Block.

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Episode 186: Crunchy Bangs

The Gaylords return—and so does Lifetime Month—with The Phone Call (1989, available on YouTube)! Stacie and Anthony tackle this gay Fatal Attraction and talk OnlyFans, ranch dressing swirlies, milk stores, and more before a refreshing new Chopping Block.

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Episode 185: Vat of Goo

The Gaylords continue to live by Lifetime with Mary Lambert’s Face of Evil (1996)! Stacie and Anthony talk Tracey Gold vs. Shawnee Smith, crime beanies, feminist murder-artists, and eyebrow aesthetics before a bloody new Chopping Block.

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Episode 184: No Blood Germs

Lifetime Month continues with Midwest Obsession (1995)! Stacie and Anthony fall hard for Courtney Thorne-Smith’s Dairy Princess and her cow car, plus: deodorant flavors, the return of Misandry Rooney, and more before another unpredictable Chopping Block.

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Episode 183: Mrs Dirt

October is OctOVER as the Gaylords kick off Lifetime Month with Meredith Baxter in A Woman Scorned: The Betty Broderick Story and Her Final Fury: Betty Broderick, The Last Chapter (1992)! Stacie and Anthony talk unpleasant queens, wigs vs. Garnier Nutrisse, and more MAMAMOO before an all-old edition of The Chopping Block.

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Episode 182: Mutual Scope Narrowing

This week the Gaylords trap themselves in a theater for a Halloween spooktacular! Stacie and Anthony program the five-movie marathons of their dreams, now with spooky season watches, beach forcefields, and fly science, all before another delirious Chopping Block.

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Episode 181: Nurse of Wands

It’s finally here: the Gaylords crack open some cold ones to cool off from Halloween Bangs Part Two (aka Halloween Ends, 2022)! Join Stacie and Anthony mere moments after their watch to hear their raw, unsorted, undiluted responses to Lindsey Wallace and whatever the hell else this movie is.

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Episode 180: Ear Forceps

The Gaylords celebrate MAMAMOO’s new comeback with…Umma (2022)! Stacie and Anthony dive into moms vs mothers, gay vampires, salon grifts, and chair f*cking before another new Chopping Block.

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Episode 179: Avaid Fointing

The Gaylords kick off spooky season by stepping into The Monster Club (1981)! Stacie and Anthony chart shamdocks, humegoos, terrible masks, and vampire corn teeth before melting their brains on The Chopping Block.

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Episode 178: Pumped With Pleasure

The Gaylords get pumped with pleasure, pumpkin spice, puce, and Pearl (2022)! Join Stacie and Anthony as they talk Mia Goth, Mia Goth, and Mia Goth, all before a very, VERY special edition of The Chopping Block!

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF DARKNESS: Salt Lake City / Potomac trailers

Surprise! It's time for more Real Housewives as the Gaylords dissect the new trailers for Salt Lake City Season 3 and Potomac Season 7! Stacie and Anthony talk about the Queens who stole their hearts, the Queens who stole from the elderly, and more as they prepare for new seasons of some of their favorite franchises.

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Episode 177: Bad Butter

The Gaylords get weird with The Manitou (1978)! Stacie and Anthony talk William Girdler, laser boobs, imaginary Hollywood ethnicities, and Grande Dame Guignol by way of Marvel—all before an embarrassment of a Chopping Block.

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Episode 176: Shrink Ray People

This week the Gaylords are alight with Burnt Offerings (1976)! Stacie and Anthony talk Destiny feelings, Karen Black, Oliver Reed, Bette Davis, and Draculas before racing against time on The Chopping Block.

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Episode 175: Cyberglorp

At long last, the Gaylords find themselves slain by Orphan: First Kill! Stacie & Anthony talk full-ass woman Isabelle Fuhrman, Julia Stiles, and Stacie’s Pillow Book before a shocking new Chopping Block. Don’t get spoiled—watch this movie before you listen!

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Episode 174: Fancy Man

The Gaylords lose their minds over Prey (2022)! Stacie and Anthony celebrate Amber Midthunder, representation and agency, liquid metal boobs, Pizza Palaces, and Reba McEntire’s future in the Predator franchise before an all-new, all-unhinged Chopping Block.

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Episode 173: Wackadoodle Doolittle

The Gaylords jump into the Wes Craven “Deadly” Universe with Deadly Blessing (1981)! Stacie and Anthony address incubi, O.G. Battlestar Galactica, Sharon Stone and Susan Bruckner, Schrödinger’s Press Conference, and a chestplate so special it makes its way onto The Chopping Block.

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Surprise! It's time for another installment of Real Housewives of Darkness, a once-in-a-while Gaylords spinoff that has nothing to do with horror movies but everything to do with Real Housewives. Stacie and Anthony talk angels, gay, gay angels, queens, chaos witches, petroleum jelly, and more while dissecting all things Miami.

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Episode 172: Youthful Interest

The Gaylords peek at What Lies Beneath (2000)! Stacie and Anthony talk Michelle Pfeiffer, ghost solitaire, Stacie’s new attic blog, and some Jennifer Jason Leigh concerns before another dazzling new Chopping Block.

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Episode 171 - Secrete Wisely

The Gaylords discover that the squint method has nothing on Incantation (2022)! Stacie and Anthony talk hair eating, secreting, the pyramid schemes of malicious deities, and weirder than usual holes before another new Chopping Block. Don’t get spoiled—watch Incantation before you listen!

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Episode 170: Wicked Up

The Gaylords go to sleep during Body Snatchers (1993)! Stacie and Anthony discuss worm tubes, Meg Tilly and Christine Elise, more Horror in the High Desert, and gaydar troubles before a vaguely redemptive new Chopping Block.

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Episode 169: The Squint Method

The Gaylords aren’t talking about a movie this week—they’re talking about 20! Join Stacie and Anthony for a recommendations smorgasbord, now with Walgreens Pride, an Orphan: First Kill update, and Stacie’s Real Housewives-induced dalliance with the Dark Side...all before an all-new Chopping Block.

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Episode 168: Look at the Crust

The Gaylords wistfully glance down hallways for a second time with The Initiation of Sarah (1978)! Stacie and Anthony celebrate the new Arrow Video release (available now with a special feature from your Gaylords!) by charting the gayness they missed before. Plus: Shelley Winters’s wigs, nonprofit Satanism, and visits from a Green Inferno imp, all before an action-packed Chopping Block.

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Episode 167: Missing a Wrinkle

The Gaylords hop on a choo-choo train called Horror Express (1972)! Stacie and Anthony have a ball with Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing, prehistoric ape monsters, hot Cossacks, smooth brains, caressing streams, and more—including an all-new installment of The Chopping Block.

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Episode 166: Tripadvisor Ghoul

The Gaylords experience the abject terror of His House (2020)! Stacie and Anthony talk toast, refugees, assimilation, and keychains before placing their heads on The Chopping Block in honor of Pride month.

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Episode 165: One Singular Goosebump

The Gaylords kick off Pride month with…Sphere (1998)! Stacie and Anthony will themselves to forget this slog while championing Sharon Stone, Queen Latifah, Huey Lewis, and the Hammer Dracula aesthetic before a truly all-new installment of The Chopping Block.

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Episode 164: Browsing the Breads

Non-Horror Horror lets out a Roar (1981)! Stacie and Anthony sit back and enjoy the terror of the animal kingdom with French goblins, smoke capsules, holes, and Rubik’s Cubes, all before screaming for scalps on The Chopping Block.

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Episode 163: Toilet Minute

The Gaylords take Non-Horror Horror to the moors for Lady Macbeth (2016)! Stacie and Anthony get real uncomfortable over Florence Pugh, Thelma and Louise, horse acting, and Towanda, all while premiering a new signature sound.

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Episode 162: Supreme High Priest

Non-Horror Horror Week Month rolls out one of the most distressing films the Gaylords have discussed with Gimme Shelter (1970)! Stacie and Anthony address the death of the '60s, Mick Jagger's chicken dance, and Stacie's invitation to the big time before placing their heads on The Chopping Block.

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Episode 161: Beefy Queen

Non-Horror Horror Week Month continues with Bong Joon-ho’s Parasite (2019), in honor of Moonbyul’s new album this week! Stacie and Anthony talk motorcycle twins and too many chicken joints before a Deep Discount Chopping Block.

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Episode 160: Grizzle Putty

The Gaylords kick off a week-month of Non-Horror Horror with Martha Marcy May Marlene (2011)! Stacie and Anthony shiver in suspense over the third Olsen twin, chin putty and wigs, cults, and the Klumpening before Stacie gerrymanders The Chopping Block.

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Episode 159: All Your Fruits

The Gaylords let go and let vibes with Carnival of Souls! Stacie and Anthony wax poetic for aloof heroine Mary Henry and talk big brain moments, the phenomenology of White Claw, and jailhouse hooch—all before another edition of The Chopping Block.

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Episode 158: A Thing of One's Own

The Gaylords unthaw The Thing! Stacie and Anthony sink their tendrils into the 1982 original and its 2011 prequel and talk space spaghetti, dog acting, gay or no gay, and Stacie’s exciting new aspiration in life.

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF DARKNESS: Salt Lake City Season 2 Reunion

Surprise! Welcome to Real Housewives of Darkness, a special Gaylords episode that has nothing to do with horror movies but everything to do with Real Housewives. Stacie and Anthony talk prostitution whores, criminals, queens, breastplates, and more while diving into the Salt Lake City season two reunion.

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Episode 157: Grandma's Girls

The Gaylords get weird with Ti West’s X! Stacie & Anthony refuse to settle for a life they don’t deserve and tackle sexual expression and repression, hags in horror, Mia Goth, and the ever-looming threat of rabies, all before remembering…what’s that movie(?) on The Chopping Block.

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Episode 156: Mind Jeans

The Gaylords celebrate this Wednesday’s new album from Mamamoo’s Solar with…The Conjuring (2013)! Stacie & Anthony tackle Amish romances, Christian con artists, endless proselytizing, and the dark side of white working class haunted houses—all before a K-pop infused Chopping Block!

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Episode 155 - Imaginary Dream Rush

Put on your first communion dress (or yellow raincoat) for Alice, Sweet Alice (1976)! Stacie & Anthony diverge from doomscrolling to take in this underseen classic and talk scrapbooking, Alphonso DeNoble, eyebrow stylists, and Che Diaz—all before a stream-of-consciousness installment of The Chopping Block.

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Episode 154: Just Face

The Gaylords sit down for dinner with a hot Texas twofer! Stacie and Anthony praise The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974), Marilyn Burns’s groundbreaking (and window-breaking) Final Girl, and wax empathetic for Franklin before strapping on Alice Krige skin masks to discuss Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022).

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Episode 153: Baby's First Empathy

The Gaylords are left itchy tasty by Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021)! Stacie and Anthony tackle fan service, hallways upon hallways, and the paradox of a movie in which so much happens despite absolutely nothing happening at all—followed by a rightfully brain dead new Chopping Block.

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Episode 152: Dr Crypto's YouTube Blast

The Gaylords say hi hi, man to The Bye Bye Man (2017)! Stacie & Anthony encounter regret and, along the way, discuss investment opportunities, Nickelodeon food, anti-boners, and Faye Dunaway—all before a brand new Chopping Block!

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Episode 151: Into the Wormhole

The Gaylords trudge through the swamps of Eaten Alive (1976)! Stacie & Anthony tackle Tobe Hooper’s bizarre filmography, Marilyn Burns’s mud-covered wig, Kyle Richards’s screams, Stacie’s Everyday Eggs®, and a heart-racing new Chopping Block.

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Episode 150: Meat Drop

The Gaylords celebrate 150 episodes and Moonbyul’s new album with the South Korean zombie film #ALIVE (2020)! Stacie & Anthony sit in their gaming chairs and talk farming, survival skills, tea ladies, and showers in the nude—all before placing their heads on The Chopping Block.

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Episode 149: Nell Nell Nell

The Gaylords class it up with Marilyn Monroe in the bonkers noir thriller Don't Bother to Knock (1952)! Stacie & Anthony tackle twists and turns, singing cowgirls, and Little Orphan Annie, Part II before drawing blood on The Chopping Block.

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Episode 148: Hot Dog Boat

The Gaylords look after The Child (1977)! Stacie & Anthony discuss pretzel powers, Kung Fu Sex, the earnest charm of bad movies, and give an all-new catalogue update. Get it while it’s hot!

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Episode 147: Sex and Salad

The Gaylords wrap up 2021 with Jane Campion’s new film The Power of the Dog! It may not be horror, but we want you to see this masterpiece so watch it first (you do not want to be spoiled) and then join us for swinger’s clubs, hidden histories, visibility and privilege, salad bars of the Louvre, makeup adventures, and some tears.

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Episode 146: Smooth Craig

This week the Gaylords take a trip on a Terror Train! Stacie & Anthony revisit this 1980 slasher and discuss Jamie Lee Curtis, slasher pranks, haunted doll David Copperfield, and, of course, the Mona Lisa.

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Episode 145: Pie! Pie! My Darling!

The Gaylords find their Dream Home! Stacie & Anthony don Von Dutch and discuss this notorious 2010 Hong Kong film as well as the housing crisis, explicit violence vs. invisible violence, and the incense that got away—all before putting a down payment on The Chopping Block.

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Episode 144: Blob of Hufu

This week the Gaylords revisit the 2011 film Lovely Molly! Stacie & Anthony swim like Scrooge McDuck in a pool full of human tofu and working class downer horror before finding glory—and crushing defeat—on The Chopping Block.

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Episode 143: UFO Car

In celebration of Hwasa’s new album this week, the Gaylords try on The Red Shoes (2005)! Stacie & Anthony tackle communes, language barriers, pink shoes that are not in fact red, and Korean & Japanese history, all before becoming undone by red shawls on The Chopping Block.

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Episode 142: Riot Grrrandma

The Gaylords tune in to the 1992 BBC classic Ghostwatch! Stacie and Anthony get the shivers over this found footage masterpiece and commemorate it with a catalog full of glory holes and eyebrow wigs before another edition of The Chopping Block.

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Episode 141 - Long Computer Mouth

The Gaylords plug into their gamer chairs and try to Stay Alive (2006)! Stacie & Anthony celebrate formative feminist game developer Elizabeth Bathory and address computer faces, Ani DiFranco, Mike Flanagan, and diapers before once again placing their heads on The Chopping Block.

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Episode 140: Psychic Straps

The Gaylords turn back time to Halloween H20! Stacie & Anthony go gaga for Jamie Lee Curtis and this O.G. legacy sequel, along with heterosexual cultists, CGI masks, Rapture logistics, and a touch of NCIS: Wig just in time for the return of The Chopping Block.

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Episode 139: Halloween No

Hear the Gaylords' raw thoughts on Halloween Kills, recorded mere minutes after their watch—now with slam poetry, manic pixie dream survivors, baked potato testicles, not enough bangs, and the highest of hopes for Halloween Bangs: Part II.

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Episode 138: Straps 'n Chaps

This week we’re celebrating THREE YEARS of Gaylords of Darkness! Put on your finest leather for an anniversary grab bag episode covering Elvira, ghost law, more placenta talk, a rant against Malignant for the ages, and a double-stuffed Chopping Block tournament.

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Episode 137: Human Flesh Vessel

The Gaylords double their remedies for The Skeleton Key (2005)! Stacie and Anthony discuss millennial prestige horror, lesbian hospice nurses, Boston marriages, and restaurant pronouns before embarking on another stunningly brave edition of The Chopping Block.

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The Gaylords search for The Blackwell Ghost! Stacie & Anthony discuss this (so far) five-film found footage series, mannequin mazes, Real Sex, and placenta pâté before donning Strictly Strode™ wigs for another abysmal edition of The Chopping Block.

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Episode 135: Oliver Twist Hair

The Gaylords take a Mars train to Mars town for John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars (2001)! Stacie & Anthony address finger earrings, No Doubt, subtle misogyny, and Lisa Loeb’s "Dragula"—all before facing off with a Carpenter and K-pop flavored Chopping Block.

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Episode 134: Death Math

The Gaylords see a different side of Fulci with The Psychic (1977)! Stacie and Anthony celebrate psychic decorators, secretary detectives, The Real Housewives of Potomac, and being worm-free before facing The Headsthey on a brand-new installment of The Chopping Block.

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Episode 133: Hakuna Patata

The Gaylords take a walk with a Zombie (1979)! Stacie & Anthony get gross-out giddy over Fulci’s zombies, wife buffets, and potato shout-outs before making stunning showings on The Chopping Block.

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Episode 132: We Are the Bindle

The Gaylords take their Fulci Feelings™ to the City of the Living Dead (1980)! Stacie & Anthony talk about white people protests, that maggot scene, that intestine scene, hobo booze, and The Beverly Hillbillies before an all-new edition of The Chopping Block.

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Episode 131: The Heaven Problem

This week the Gaylords unleash Lucio Fulci's Demonia (1990)! Stacie & Anthony stay firmly nuzzled in their Fulci Feelings™, now with hot nun fetishes, Sexy Wigs®, Petco, the extended Farmiga family, and more.

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Episode 130: Jerky Soap Queens

The Gaylords go to The House by the Cemetery (1981)! Stacie & Anthony get Fulci Feelings™ for gross-out gore, soap ladies, and more wigs—plus some Deltapalooza, Dune, and more on another installment of The Chopping Block.

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Episode 129: Tree Branch Science

The Gaylords go on a Blind Date (1984), from the maestro behind .com for Murder! Stacie & Anthony discuss Kirstie Alley, fashion plates, Walkman brain implants, showtunes punks, Marina Sirtis as “Hooker,” and yes, Fear Street before yet another go at The Chopping Block.

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Episode 128: Oh No

This week the Gaylords get uncomfortable with Brian De Palma's Dressed to Kill (1980)! Stacie & Anthony talk sleaze, negative (mis)representation, messy history, and more...plus an artistic reevaluation of Tubgirl and a courtroom take on The Chopping Block.

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Episode 127: Waterside Fisting

The Gaylords get possessed by Cathy's Curse (1977)! Stacie & Anthony address French Canadian DIY filmmaking, misogynist little girls, consensual egg injections, and more before a partially triumphant, mostly incoherent go at The Chopping Block. 

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Episode 126: Columnar Cherry

The Gaylords go back to 1956 to cultivate The Bad Seed! Stacie & Anthony worship Rhoda Penmark and tackle penmanship awards, the fine line between melodrama and tragedy, Jennifer Convertibles, and this film’s explosive finale, all before another braindead edition of The Chopping Block. 

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Episode 125: Blast the Rosebud

The Gaylords are BACK!—and ready to secede from society like The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane (1976)! Stacie & Anthony talk Jodie Foster, Pride, smooth brains, blasted rosebuds, misandrist isolationist queens, and more before another incoherent installment of The Chopping Block.

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Episode 124: Lady Police Academy

The Gaylords cackle like harpies over Knock Knock (2015)! Stacie and Anthony fall hard for Eli Roth’s unlikely femme troll masterpiece thanks to Lorenza Izzo, Ana de Armas, Colleen Camp, and Sondra Locke, and round out the episode with More Eggs™, Trish triggers on The Chopping Block, and more.

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Episode 123: On Brand

The Gaylords go full circle with The Haunting of Julia (1977)! Stacie & Anthony come to terms with ghost children, impostor Ponders, a spectacular failure of a Chopping Block, and...eggs? 

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Episode 122: A Blowhole That Fits

This week the Gaylords bust out their charred femurs for The Devils (1971)! Stacie & Anthony re-evaluate the controversy and sexual politics of this classic shocker, plus Vanessa Redgrave’s wig(?), off-camera enemas, K-pop revelations, a new Chopping Block, and more!

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Episode 121: Laser Egg Vault

The Gaylords got to Three...Extremes (2004) and worship at the altar of Bai Ling! Stacie and Anthony tackle trauma, pain, anguish, egg updates, and a war with a dish soap empire before placing their heads on The Chopping Block.

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Episode 120: Ze Flubber

The Gaylords have an uncomfortably close encounter with The Fourth Kind (2009), starring Actress Milla Jovovich as Dr Abigail Emily Tyler and also another actress as Dr Abigail Emily Tyler! Beam this episode up for logic-defying choices, drunken splitscreen, TV courtroom porn music, an oddly French Chopping Block, and more.

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Episode 119: Wignanigans

This week the Gaylords get lost in Tobe Hooper's The Funhouse (1981)! Stacie & Anthony get wistful for creepy carnivals, Sylvia Miles, bag ladies, and address pressing questions about Michael Douglas and eggs before an all-new Chopping Block.

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Episode 118: Sure Stop

The Gaylords are back in business and paying tribute to Jessica Walter in Play Misty for Me (1971)! Stacie & Anthony suffer through Clint Eastwood with some help from Smooth Move tea, low impact PE, and a whole lotta queens — before Stacie finds herself facing off against a vending machine on The Chopping Block.

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THE RE-WRAP-UP-ENING

We conclude a marathon week with an incredible final total amount raised for the National Asian Pacific American Women's Forum! We celebrate our incredible listeners, look back at a week of threeses, and The Headsthey offers us one last chance to redeem ourselves with a one-shot Chopspress-spress! In the words of Yubin, thank you so much!

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THE RE-THREE-ENING: Scream 3

SURPRISE(-ENING)! You’ve raised over 8K for the National Asian Pacific American Women's Forum and achieved a bonus unlock of one more threequel, Scream 3 (2000), in which our soft brains call for justice for Maureen Prescott (and Gail’s bangs) in-between visions of Nancy O’Dell! We’ve met our goals but there’s still 24 hours to top off that thermometer — we can’t thank you all enough for an incredible RE-THREE-ENING! Find donation info at our website, gaylordsofdarkness dot com.

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THE RE-THREE-ENING: Poison Ivy: The New Seduction

THE RE-THREE-ENING comes home to Poison Ivy: The New Seduction (1997), in which we’re seduced by Susan Tyrrell’s mouth faces, Denny’s dominatrixes, erotic drum marches, AND! We’re ending on a cliffhanger — we’re closing in on our final lofty fundraising goal for the National Asian Pacific American Women's Forum! Thank you so much!

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THE RE-THREE-ENING: Wishing Stairs

It’s day six and we don’t know who we are anymore, but we’ve got all kinds of feelings thanks to Wishing Stairs, queer representation, cake queens, spring awakenings, and one rollercoaster of a Chopspress. Thanks to you we’ve already surpassed last year’s THREE-ENING and are heading into our final days fundraising for the National Asian Pacific American Women's Forum! If you can, check out our website and help top off that thermometer...and thank you for an amazing RE-THREE-ENING!

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THE RE-THREE-ENING: Urban Legends: Bloody Mary

Day five finds us on the brink with Urban Legends: Bloody Mary (2005)! We navigate the peaks and valleys of computer (downstairs) spiders, pig tubes, Mary Lambert’s trolling, and our new queen Betsy of the tanning salon. Only two films remain with a whole weekend to top off that fundraising thermometer for the National Asian Pacific American Women's Forum, so check out our website for donation details!

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THE RE-THREE-ENING: Return of the Living Dead III

It’s day four and we finally fly too close to the sun with Return of the Living Dead III (1993)! Listen as we turn into bags of jelly (or F. Lee Bailey if you’re Stacie) and wish for calendars with squares and a movie that matches its cover. But thanks to our incredible listeners we’re on our way to a brand new fundraising goal for the National Asian Pacific American Women's Forum. Visit our website to find out how you can spread the word and help fill that thermometer!

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THE RE-THREE-ENING: The Exorcist III

It’s day three of THE RE-THREE-ENING and we’re losing our heads for William Peter Blatty's The Exorcist III (1990)! Hear us worship George C. Scott and Zohra Lampert, squeal over spooky hallways and scary ceilings, and find sympathy for the blobfish before an all-new Chopspress! Plus! We‘re onto an all-new goal after your incredible support for the National Asian Pacific American Women's Forum. Keep donating and sharing...but whatever you do, don’t ask us what day it is!

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THE RE-THREE-ENING: Children of the Corn III

Day two of THE RE-THREE-ENING is ripe for an Urban Harvest! We jump into this threequel complete with corncraft, stunt dolls, an update on Stacie’s spambot romance, AND we celebrate an incredible first day fundraising. We’re hitting and raising goals, let’s keep It coming for the National Asian Pacific American Women's Forum! See our website or social media for details on how you can help.

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THE RE-THREE-ENING: Poltergeist III

THE THREE-ENING is back, baby! Say hello to THE RE-THREE-ENING, our marathon fundraiser for the National Asian Pacific American Women's Forum! We'll be tackling a "part three" every day for a week, and to kick things off we put on our Tangina necklaces for 1988's Poltergeist III. Tune in every day and donate to the NAPAWF via the GoFundMe link on our socials or at gaylordsofdarkness dot com. Let’s raise that thermometer!

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Episode 117: Werewolf Fingers

At last, our lamp has come along...join us as we mark a year in lockdown with Amityville 4: The Evil Escapes (1989)! Stacie & Anthony reopen the case of Patty Duke v. Lamp with gay clones, grandmotherly throwing power, condensed evil, and a harrowing new Chopping Block.

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Episode 116: Blinal Blurl

This week the Gaylords take a Wrong Turn to this 2021 remake! Stacie & Anthony discuss pandemic algorithms, roadside hair bracelet stands, lazy representation, and Eastern European-American egalitarian cults before indulging in a dazed Chopping Block — and, as with most of our output, we apologize in advance!

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Episode 115: A Woman Snickerdoodle

The Gaylords are saved by Saint Maud (2019)! Stacie & Anthony pray for spambot romances, Jesus-induced orgasms, and Harvey Fierstein, then encounter dermatological distress on another Certified Bonkers™ Chopping Block.

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Episode 114: The Trench Coat Within

The Gaylords go adrift in Hideo Nakata's Dark Water (2002)! Stacie & Anthony wade through sadness, apartment horror stories, cosmic buttholes, and spectral visitations from Columbo before they are ultimately (and unsurprisingly) undone by too many wigs on The Chopping Block. 

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Episode 113: Why Are These Not Beans

This week, the Gaylords search for an exit from The Descent Part 2 (2009)! Stacie & Anthony talk terrible choices, crawlers with wigs, doody pits, and Rosie’s Koosh balls before diving into an absolute failure of a Chopping Block. Plus! Hear our crossover with Faculty of Horror on their Year in Review episode, available now at facultyofhorror.com or wherever podcasts are conjured!

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Episode 112: DJ Chunky Yes

The Gaylords are back and so is The Queen of Black Magic (2019)! Stacie & Anthony talk Indonesian horror, babes in hell houses, CGI-ipedes, reboots, Applebee’s, and the first-ever Gaylords short film for Final Girls Berlin Film Festival! Plus! An all-new, all-insane Chopping Block.

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Episode 111: A Hotly Contested Debacle

The Gaylords investigate Prince of Darkness (1987)! Stacie & Anthony tackle John Carpenter’s stoner philosophy, closeted characters in literal closets, errors, and "errors" before placing their heads on a listener-inspired Chopping Block.

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Episode 110 - Courting the Abyss

We’re checking in to Psycho II (1983)! Your Gaylords talk all-star deaths, horny couples without cleanliness standards, and Stacie busts out her Scoop Hat™ with the truth behind the Meg Tilly / Anthony Perkins creative differences. And to top it all off there's a catastrophic new Chopping Block!

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Episode 109: Udder Play

The future ghosts of the Gaylords cry out: beware of Crimson Peak (2015)! Stacie & Anthony slog through seeping raspberry jam, fake Victorian diseases, incest, and, in true Gaylords fashion, glory holes. All this and a pulse-pounding new Chopping Block, too!

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Episode 108: The Embalming of Fran

The Gaylords take to their New Year’s murder tent for The Children (2008)! Stacie & Anthony don’t make resolutions but DO talk creepy kids, Last Christmas lawsuits, and smart homes voiced by Shohreh Aghdashloo. Plus: an all-new installment of The Chopping Block to send off 2020 in bloody style.

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Episode 107: Killing People for Pleasure

The Gaylords take a holiday at the Overlook Hotel for The Shining (1980)! Stacie & Anthony worship maintenance queen Shelley Duvall and naturally discuss murder trophies, K-pop idols, Wayfair cabinets, and the bonkers holiday romcom Last Christmas before a gripping new Chopping Block.

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Episode 106: High-powered Perception

This week the Gaylords jump in a crate and head to Salem's Lot (1979)! Stacie and Anthony talk gentrification and small town gays, monsters dealing with bureaucracy, the merits of gross-looking vampires, and much more before an intense installment of The Chopping Block.

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Episode 105: Boredom Bottom

The Gaylords heed the cry of the classic Japanese film Godzilla (aka Gojira, 1954)! Stacie & Anthony discuss nuclear trauma, American obstinacy, Bea Arthur’s wookiee grudges, and more before heading into a doorbusting Chopping Block. Go big or go to the bottom of the sea!

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Episode 104: The Raven Meter

For god’s sake, the Gaylords return to 1983 and move into Amityville 3-D! Stacie & Anthony slog through evil hot tubs (and the demons who love them), Lori Loughlin and Meg Ryan, and their joy and malaise over 112 Ocean Avenue — followed by an eye-popping, beefcake-filled Chopping Block and more!

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Episode 103: Death by Tube

The Gaylords take a trip back to 1983 for Mortuary! Stacie & Anthony talk happenstance Satanists, First Couple of Horror Lynda Day and Christopher George, the weirdness of embalming, and yes, death by tubes — all before a harrowing new Chopping Block and more!

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Episode 102: Smooth Move

The Gaylords honk with joy over the election and Someone's Watching Me! (1978)! Stacie & Anthony get into John Carpenter’s feminism, Adrienne Barbeau’s revolutionary lesbian portrayal, Lauren Hutton’s everything, and wrap it up with a disastrous installment of The Chopping Block.

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Episode 101: SCUM Queen

This week the Gaylords go to Manderley again to discuss Rebecca (1940)! Stacie and Anthony dig into Daphne du Maurier's bisexuality, the lesbian terrorism of Mrs. Danvers, and that Fontaine + Olivier chemistry. Plus: John Carpenter feelings, pre-election anxiety, and a suspenseful new Chopping Block.

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Episode 100: Pickle Anniversary

Put on your BLXIVM sash and join us for our supersized and super self-indulgent 100th Episode super spectacular! It's a Gaytrospective full of clips, bloopers, a mega Chopping Block, exciting surprise announcements, Blacie’s new cult, the total loss of our minds, and so much more!

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Episode 99: Three Moms and a Baby

The Gaylords pose for Fatal Frame (2014), in which Stacie & Anthony are blown away by their favorite themes: J-Horror, video games, boarding schools, mystery solving, hot nuns, clompin’ Lolitas, and a hefty dose of gay — all with a can of Tab and a new Chopping Block!

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Episode 98: Bun and a Housedress

The Gaylords swap scary stories for Kidan: Piece of Darkness (2016)! Stacie & Anthony talk ghoulish anthologies, corporeal ghosts, and the most soothing narrator of all time — then they bust out their mom jeans & Rosetta Stones for The Chopping Block, and Stacie finds a new end-of-life plan (and film franchise opportunity).

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Episode 97: Dysentery Bangs

The Gaylords go back to school (don’t tell them they’re late) for Memento Mori (1999)! Stacie & Anthony talk schoolgirls, South Korean queerness, turtle girls, and spiders with Julia Roberts smiles before a soul-crushing new installment of The Chopping Block.

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Episode 96: Mime Wife

Celebrate two years of Gaylords of Darkness with Park Chan-wook's The Handmaiden (2016)! Stacie & Anthony talk grifters, women’s sexuality, scissoring controversies, and reclamation before getting into a very special edition of The Chopping Block. Get out your bells and birthday cake and join the festivities!

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Episode 95: The Quick Skinny

The Gaylords don their leotards and character shoes for Takashi Miike's Audition (1999)! Stacie & Anthony talk oatmeal trauma, egg depositors, the origin of torture p0rn, and how far they’ll go to stan a queen before taking on The Headsthey in another nerve-wracking edition of The Chopping Block.

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Episode 94: Pickle Mae West

The Gaylords return to South Korea for A Tale of Two Sisters (2003)! Stacie & Anthony talk wicked stepmothers, scary ghosts, pickles, and then in a SHOCKING twist, they fail miserably at The Chopping Block.

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Episode 93: Hissing to the Wind

Throw yourself down a well and join the Gaylords as they discuss the Ring franchise! They slog through four films and countless Sadakos, psychics, haunted videotapes, cursed diaries, and sexy goth cloning cults in search of a Ring that fits just right (it might be the remake).

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Episode 92: I Want the Wig

The Gaylords tour gorgeous and gory South Korea with Hong-jin Na's The Wailing (2016)! Stacie & Anthony talk foul-mouthed demon children, queens who throw rocks at cops, cultural traumas, and more. Then: a new lifeline for The Chopping Block And SHOCKtober plans at Final Girl!

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Episode 91: Macabramé

The Gaylords give themselves the willies with Noroi: The Curse (2005)! Stacie & Anthony talk found footage, trade in Paranormal Activity’s Toby for this film’s Kagutaba, and Anthony issues a very important public apology to Stacie (and Laura Barns) over the Unfriended franchise. Plus: another edition of The Chopping Block!

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Episode 90: Rebecca, the Dearest Doll

The Gaylords return to horror with the 2001 Japanese film Pulse! Stacie & Anthony scare themselves silly with Butoh ghost apocalypses, online isolation, internet startup disks, and more. Plus: the true story behind Annabelle’s daring escape and the revenge of The Headsthey!

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Episode 89: Mayonnaise Daddy

Disaster July topples with The Towering Inferno (1974)! The Gaylords get heated over Newman’s Own salsa, brutal elevator-themed deaths, and the sheer waste of Faye Dunaway before reaching a turning point with another edition of The Chopping Block.

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Episode 88: The Axe Body Spray of Gum

Now that it’s August, Disaster July continues with Daylight (1996)! Stacie & Anthony talk 90s disaster movies that feel 70s disaster movies, Claire Bloom, and Karen parents before indulging in another round of The Chopping Block. Also: an update on Stacie’s Lorenza Izzo journey, and Anthony discovers Sylvester Stallone!

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Episode 87: Cannibal Beat Centerfold

Surprise! In the midst of all these disaster films, here’s a bonus (horror) episode for you! The Gaylords test their “lockdown low” limbo pole with a viewing of The Green Inferno (2013). Stacie and Anthony discuss the dangers of the runs, computer ants, penis trunks, and the siren song of Lorenza Izzo before putting their heads on The Chopping Block. Listen now before Disaster July resumes this August!

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Episode 86: The Mossing

Disaster July dips into eco-horror with Frogs (1972)! Stacie & Anthony talk mustache-less superbabes Sam Elliott and Joan Van Ark, the film’s astounding Black representation, and all those adorable frogs before launching a brand new game show featuring the Headsthey: The Chopping Block!

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Episode 85: The P-virus

Disaster July goes off the Richter scale with Earthquake (1974)! The Gaylords live for Ava Gardner, despise Charlton Heston’s chest hair, cast their own disaster epic, and Stacie spills all about her love for Victoria Principal & Marjoe Gortner.

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Episode 84: A Part-Time Job

Disaster July continues with The Swarm (1978)! This week the Gaylords dig into Irwin Allen's flop epic that has it all: Olivia de Havilland, bees, terrible doctors, scientist bow ties, atrocious dialogue, and a runtime so long we might still be watching it. Cover yourself in bees and listen! (Please do not cover yourself in bees.)

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Episode 83: Now Back Alive Karen Black

The Gaylords launch Disaster July with 1974's Airport 1975! Stacie & Anthony vote for President Pilot Karen Black and talk Gloria Swanson, Linda Blair on a couch, nun fetishes, growing up gay, and more. Tune in all month for all-star casts trapped in horrifying catastrophes — it’s just like real life but with fun and talent!

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THE THREE-ENING: Day of the Dead

In this last episode of our fundraising event we wax wistful for George A Romero, get grossed out by Tom Savini's incredible FX, debate the merits of mobile salad bars, and long to join Lori Cardille and her gays on their fantasy island. There is still time to donate to the National Black Justice Coalition, but the clock is ticking! Visit nbjc.org or twitter.com/gaylordsofd for more info!

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THE THREE-ENING: Rings

This movie is absolutely terrible! But we endured it for a good cause: our fundraiser for the National Black Justice Coalition. The clock is ticking, help us keep the thermometer growing! Tune in this weekend to the show, spread the word, and donate if you can. Visit nbjc.org or twitter.com/gaylordsofd for more info!

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THE THREE-ENING: Halloween III: Season of the Witch

The Gaylords discuss this bonkers entry in the Halloween franchise, with its android mustard, uncomfortable sex scenes, town with a secret (and a disproportionate Irish population), and surprise appearance by G.R.A.M.M.I.! Meanwhile, the fundraising thermometer grows. Tune in every day this week and help us raise money for the National Black Justice Coalition. Visit nbjc.org or twitter.com/gaylordsofd for more info!

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THE THREE-ENING: Blade Trinity

Stacie & Anthony talk futuristic hair, iPod ads, Parker Posey, and vampire pomeranians as they inch ever-closer to their fundraising goal! Tune in every day this week and donate to our fundraiser for the National Black Justice Coalition. Visit nbjc.org or twitter.com/gaylordsofd for more info!

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THE THREE-ENING: A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

This episode finds us stanning those misfit Dream Warriors! We talk Zsa Zsa Gabor and Harryhausen Freddy, ship Kristen + Nancy, and air horn our way closer to our thermometer goal. Tune in every day this week and donate to our fundraiser for the National Black Justice Coalition. Visit nbjc.org or twitter.com/gaylordsofd for more info!

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THE THREE-ENING: Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth

The Three-ening continues and we immediately regret our film choices as we discuss Vietnam flashbacks, DJ CDnobite, scented toilet paper, and more. Tune in every day this week and donate to our fundraiser for the National Black Justice Coalition. Visit nbjc.org or twitter.com/gaylordsofd for more info!

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THE THREE-ENING: Friday the 13th Part III

Our special fundraising event The Three-ening begins with a look at Friday the 13th Part III! The Gaylords worship their favorite Final Girl Chris Higgins, celebrate Black and Latinx representation with Fox and Vera, and get wistful for grocery stores. Tune in every day this week and donate to our fundraiser for the National Black Justice Coalition. Visit nbjc.org or twitter.com/gaylordsofd for more info!

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SUSPIRIA with Luca Guadagnino and David Kajganich

Yes, it's our fourth episode on the 2018 masterpiece Suspiria...but this time we're joined by director Luca Guadagnino and screenwriter David Kajganich! We talk revolution and representation, politics, lesbian sex covens, and more. Grab your hefty bag full of baby arms and get ready for some revelations!

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Episode 81: Sweeps Week

This week the Gaylords heat up some Jiffy Pop for the seminal 1996 slasher film Scream! Stacie & Anthony talk that iconic opening scene, the feminism of Sid Prescott, Gale Weathers’s lime green suit, the best overall horror franchises, and more!

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Episode 80: Cheese With Nuts on It

The Gaylords reopen the Manor and return to nonsense with Brahms: The Boy II! Stacie & Anthony talk the Annabelle Effect, butthole mouths, doll rules for self care, horror movie bathrooms, and more.

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The Ethics of Fandom

This special standalone episode tackles a more serious issue that's been the talk of horror Twitter lately and begs for a critical–if difficult–dialogue that navigates gatekeeping, inclusivity, and the ethics and growing pains of fandom.

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Episode 79: Cybil of Finland

The Gaylords flee from murder hornets to Silent Hill! Stacie & Anthony worship at the charred feet of butch icon Officer Cybil Bennett (RIP) and tackle video game adaptations, the endless intrusion of Sean Bean, 2006 CGI, and more.

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Episode 78: Shmollyshmood

The Gaylords celebrate seminary spring break with the 1967 Soviet classic Viy! Stacie & Anthony talk hot witches, fckboy monks, cupboards and Columbo, horror movies turned into theme park rides, and lose their minds. Tune in and don't forget: save a horse, ride a fckboy!

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Gaysterpiece Theatre: 3 WOMEN

In this installment of Gaysterpiece Theatre–wherein we discuss movies that (gasp) aren't horror–we soak in the hot spring waters of 3 Women! What does Robert Altman's dreamlike 1977 phantasmagoria mean? Do we figure it out? Why bother when we can just revel in Shelley Duvall's impeccably realized performance? The magnificence of Sissy Spacek, the mysterious cool of Janice Rule, 31 shades of mustard, and much more await!

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Episode 77: Chekhov's Oil Tank

The Gaylords ring in Earth Day with Darren Aronofsky's 2017 opus mother! Stacie & Anthony address the allegory in the room, Michelle Pfeiffer’s perfection, ecofeminism, the artist/muse complex, horror deaths that hurt the most, and more. Stop bouncing on that unbraced sink and tune in!

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Episode 76: My Dance Card of Worries

The Gaylords begin to crack with Repulsion (1965)! Stacie & Anthony address the Polanski problem, misandry icons, sushi trains & titular funhouses, films defined by their settings, and more. Isolate with (while staying six feet away from) us!

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Episode 75: Professorial, Yet Twinky

The Gaylords try to read the signs with Nicolas Roeg's Don't Look Now (1973)! Stacie & Anthony tackle that shock ending, Julie Christie in a black turtleneck, heterosexual love scenes done right, A-listers in horror, and more. Put on your tweed and shoulder-bumps and do listen now!

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Episode 74: Hot Spinning Meat Tubes

The Gaylords channel New York Lottery’s Yolanda Vega for a Listener Question Lottery! Stacie & Anthony answer randomized questions about Briefcase Woman, isolated locations, spooky soundtracks, coming horror themes in the 2020s (pandemics, anyone?), and so many more. Tune in to see if your question is a winner!

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Episode 73: Ruth's Chris Dracula

The Gaylords find some time to kill with the BBC/Netflix miniseries Dracula! Stacie & Anthony talk the passion of Sister Agatha, terrible trilogies, their favorite breeds of movie monsters, and more.

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Gaysterpiece Theatre: PORTRAIT OF A LADY ON FIRE

It's Gaysterpiece Theatre, a once-in-a-while extra episode wherein the Gaylords venture outside of the horror genre to talk about a film they just really want to talk about. For this first installment, Stacie and Anthony discuss Céline Sciamma's transcendent, transgressive 2019 masterpiece Portrait of a Lady on Fire. They dig into some of its many layers of romance, lesbian sensibilities, women's history, the pain and process of art, feminism, and so much more.

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Episode 72: The Brides of Rednop

In these troubled times, Stacie and Anthony turn to the Great Value Slashers for some comfort, but quarantine madness has already settled in at Stately Gaylord Manor. Still, they try, at least, to discuss the 1978 film Class Reunion Massacre (aka The Redeemer: Son of Satan!), its vaudeville killers, its Final Lesbian, and their favorite slasher tropes. Mostly, though, it's quarantine madness.

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Episode 71: A Hopeless Hug

The Gaylords go on a Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975)! Stacie & Anthony get existential and question reality, society, calisthenics, Twitter, how they’ve evolved as horror fans, and more. Take off yer corsets and disappear into this new episode!

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Episode 70: All Fired Up

This week the Gaylords discuss The Lodge and the new Candyman trailer before seeking psychoplasmic therapy with David Cronenberg's The Brood (1979)! Stacie & Anthony talk snowsuit goblins, Samantha Eggar’s perfection, films that would be better handled by women directors, and birth their own pustule monsters while discussing queer & female depictions across media. Channel your rage and give it a listen!

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Episode 69: The Headsthey

The Gaylords pull the Curtains on Great Value Slashers with this delicious mess of an ‘80s Canadian slasher. Plus: doll scowls, more heads in toilets, choosing their own slasher masks and triggering events, and yes, Real Housewives. Grab yer hag mask and join us!

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Episode 68: Gyrate That Booty

The Gaylords mark the Day of the Nail Gun with Nail Gun Massacre (1985)! Stacie & Anthony discuss rape revenge & vocoders, get surprise visits from Jodie Foster and Renée Zellweger, and recommend horror films for non-horror fans. Tune in and GET NAILED!

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Episode 67: The Greatest Value Slasher

Roses are red, violets are blue, the Great Value Slash-stravaganza continue(s)...with My Bloody Valentine (1981)! Stacie & Anthony take a tumble 'round the dryer and celebrate this brutal Canadian gem with a chat about class, Madame Mabel, and their own yet-unmade holiday slashers. Get out yer crepe paper and join the decorating committee!

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Episode 66: Naked and Covered in Cantaloupe

The Gaylords Great Value Slashers Event continues with Killer Workout (1987)! Stacie & Anthony commemorate Women in Horror Month and work out at the Workout with jazzercise, jammin’ tunes, the sheer perfection of Rhonda. Later, they recast some classic slashers with late ‘90s teen slasher actors. It's a knockout!

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Episode 65: Halloween Bangs

The Gaylords’ Great Value Slashers extravaganza continues with The House on Sorority Row (1983)! Stacie & Anthony talk un-slashery slashers, psychic connections to pool lights, Kyle Richards tattoos, Real Housewives dream casts, and answer the age-old question: “How do we know she IS alive?” Bring your murder cover-up towels and join us in the stagnant pool!

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Episode 64: Don't Roll in the Woods

This week the Gaylords kick of their Great Value Slashers event with Don't Go in the Woods...Alone (1981)! Stacie & Anthony marvel at the ludicrous body count, discuss plein air paintings, porn deputies, wheels in the woods, and consider slashers set in historical periods.

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Episode 63: In the Throes of the Grippe

The Gaylords are back with another Listener Question Bonanza — the Shriekquel! Stacie and Anthony wrestle with their mortality, uncover the mysteries of toast predilections, discuss their favorite bad movies, the best in practical FX, films they won’t touch with a 10-foot pole, and much more.

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Episode 62: Gaylords LIVE with Adrienne King and Amy Steel

It's our first-ever live show, recorded on Friday, December 13 2019 at the Hollywood Theatre in Portland, OR! Stacie and Anthony try to keep it together as they chat with the iconic Final Girls–nay, the iconic Final QUEENS–from Friday the 13th (1980) and Friday the 13th Part II (1981), Adrienne King and Amy Steel. Get out your internet fingers, get dyped™, and log on to hear us discuss these seminal slasher films, Final Girl legacies, jiu-jitsu, rat pee, big lesbian energy, and much much more.

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Episode 61: Dumb-Dumb Juice

The Gaylords wrap up Satan Month and 2019 with The Convent (2000)! Stacie & Anthony worship at the altar of Adrienne Barbeau, talk reactionary horror politics re: that Joe Bob tweet, name their favorite non-horror movies, and much more. Don thy habit and get possessed with us!

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Episode 60: Satan Dot Com

This week the Gaylords go on a road trip to Hell and back with Race with the Devil (1975)! Stacie & Anthony talk Satanic Panic, avocado ensembles, eyeworm updates, and name horror actors they’d cast as family in their dream horror films. Jump in the RV for more Satan Month!

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Episode 59: Two Bile Piles

This week the Gaylords return and gaze into 2014's Starry Eyes! Stacie & Anthony discuss the perfection of Alex Essoe, ham-fisted metaphors, Satanic makeovers, and name critically flawed movies they’d do over to get just right. Hail podcasts!

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Episode 58: Satanists Who Get Stuff Done

Move over November and make room for Baphomet–this week the Gaylords kick off SATAN MONTH with The Seventh Victim! This 1943 classic has it all: existential dread, killer bangs, nonviolent Satanists, and female business owners of cosmetic empires. Stacie & Anthony also settle the pinwheel debate once and for all and name the best examples of editing & cinematography in horror.

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Episode 57: Embrace My Sandwich Fire

This week the Gaylords plot their perfect Halloween party programming! Find out what TV specials, movies, and more Stacie & Anthony put on to get into spooky season - now with a harrowing debate over pinwheels, Stacie's real feelings about sandwich wraps, their own real-life scary stories, and a very special announcement. Happy Halloween!

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Episode 56: Draw Me Like One of Your Cabin Clocks

This week the Gaylords head to a terrifying cabin in the woods for The Evil Dead (1981)! Stacie and Anthony talk about the hits and (tree-based) misses of Sam Raimi's classic film, Kyle Richards's new bangs, their favorite horror movie locations, and reveal their cake feelings. Tune in and JOIN USSSS!

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Episode 55: It Was a Mistake, Acknowledging That Doll

The Gaylords finally embrace the inevitable and come home with the Annabelle trilogy, particularly this year's Annabelle Comes Home! Stacie & Anthony rail on the the least-Annabelle entry in a series about a doll who does absolutely nothing before discussing the film franchises they want to see take on the final frontier. Follow the trail of "miss me?" notes and tune in!

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Episode 54: RIP You Perfect Queens (and Holly)

This week the Gaylords crawl further into October with The Descent! Stacie & Anthony remember this 2005 phosphor-light in the darkness, sing the praises of five queens (and Holly), and name their favorite non-traditional movie monsters. Grab your ice axe and go deep with us!

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Episode 53: Muumuu Fantasies

This week the Gaylords say goodbye to September and hello to October's spooky season with Demons! Stacie & Anthony cut their faces on silver masks and head back to a 1985 full of smokin' babes, killer tunes, gross-out setpieces, and name their favorite female villains in horror (like Demons's incredible Geretta Geretta).

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Episode 52: It's Our Birthday

This week the Gaylords turn one year old and to celebrate they've got a surprise super-sode! Stacie & Anthony close out VVitch NNonth with brand new sponsored content, a slew of listener questions, and a discussion about a movie you absolutely will never guess. Grab your party hats and get ready for the first-ever Gaylords-iversary!

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Episode 51: Death is the Worst

VVitch NNonth continues toilin’ and troublin’ this week with The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)! Stacie & Anthony open up their hearts and let the sun shine in as they uncover the mysteries of yoga corpses, gouge-faced bell feet, and chart their go-to movies for fashion & lifestyle inspiration.

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Episode 50: Where the Others Go

This week the Gaylords take a trip to Burkittsville, Maryland with The Blair Witch Project (1999)! Stacie & Anthony set up camp in one of the most influential and effective horror movies they can remember, worship formative horror queens Elly Kedward and Heather Donahue (and Mary Brown), and crown their respective favorite witches of all time. Celebrate twenty years of slime, piles of rocks, and "WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT?!" as VVitch NNonth continues!

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Episode 49: What a Wonderful Month

The Gaylords dub September Witch Month and kick it off with a Lucky McKee double feature: The Woods (2006) and All Cheerleaders Die (2014). Stacie & Anthony look at these two very different takes on schoolgirls and witches...but first, they lose their minds over the revelation of Kyle Richards’s return in the upcoming Halloween Kills!

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Episode 48: Isn't Everything Lesbian Panic?

This week, the Gaylords go to the edge of the unknown with *Let's Scare Jessica to Death (1971)! Stacie and Anthony marvel over this elusive (and illusive) gem, Zohra Lampert’s singular performance, roving gangs of angry old men, lesbian panic, their favorite one-role queens, and more.

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Episode 47: Live Laugh Lucifer

This week the Gaylords have a gay ol’ time with Alucarda (1978)! This Satanic lesbian romance from Mexico has everything, including flagellating nuns, French-Canadian forest orgies, disintegrating skeletons, and lots and lots of hair! Also: our favorite non-American horror movies, the WORLD PREMIERE of a new horror movie trailer, and more!

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Episode 46: Sociopathic Children, Horniness, and Astrology

The stars align this week as the Gaylords celebrate killer kids with Bloody Birthday (1981) and Orphan (2009). Stacie & Anthony examine the folly of procreation, the death of the nuclear family, killer scrapbooking, Vera Farmiga’s hotness, their least/favorite horror tropes, and much more!

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Episode 45: Nude Internet Fingers

The Gaylords boot up, log on, and jack in for a delightful (terrible) 2002 iHorror double feature: Halloween: Resurrection and .com for Murder! Who will survive, and where did they get those internet fingers?

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Episode 44: Goblin with a Pole

The Gaylords wrap up LGBT Revenge Month with a look at Knife+Heart (2018) and Passion (2012). Bird hands! Lesbians! Gay porn! Hoodie goblins! Butt eels! Rachel McAdams sex masks! Sweaters! Weird pets! What won't you find in this episode?

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Episode 43: The Book of Angela

This week Stacie & Anthony pack their bags for Sleepaway Camp (1983) and Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers (1988)! The Gaylords analyze one of horror’s all-time Problematiques™ and share their love for weirdo aunts, Shit Sisters, and tiny angry Jersey car salesmen named Ricky — along with their picks from the horror droughts of the early ‘90s and the early Aughties.

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Episode 42: The Problem Is Not Our Glamour

LGBTQ Revenge Month goes Problematique™ with two unhinged queer killers in Hide and Go Shriek (1988) and High Tension (2003)! Stacie and Anthony examine the value of "negative" representation, the frequency of deaths by bannisters, elevators, and mannequins, and recommend some films for the burgeoning young horror fan. Nothing will ever come between you and this episode!

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Episode 41: It Decorated Our Lives

The Gaylords collectively wail over one helluva week then head to Hårga for Ari Aster's Midsommar! Stacie and Anthony crown Florence Pugh as their May Queen for Life, talk about folk horror and a new kind of Final Girl, look at their fave horror from 2006-2016, and much more. Get your mushrooms and mallets ready!

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Episode 40: Glances Down Hallways

The Gaylords kick off LGBTQ Revenge Month with The Perfection (2018) and Night Warning (1982)! Stacie & Anthony look at these two very different (and very queer) bonkers bonk-fests in an episode jam-packed with vengeance, queer subtext, and revelations of...Annabelle love?!

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Episode 39: My Fannypack Overfloweth

Not yet defeated by Pride, the Gaylords emerge this week with a listener question bonanza! Stacie & Anthony address all your burning questions about scary movies for horror newbies, the Amityville franchise, horror television, Basket Case, Adrienne Barbeau, Tori Spelling, and much, much, much more!

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Episode 38: My Sweet Summer Sausage Child

We tackle so much this week that only a mega-super-sized episode could contain it all: horror-flavored video games, movie soundtracks we love, the news about yet another Black Christmas, the trailer for Doctor Sleep, Midi-chlorians, feeling betrayed by Jessica Biel, and much more!

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Episode 37: Straight Pride Brittle

This week the Gaylords continue to celebrate Pride with some new corporate sponsors: mad scientists, surgical mansions, face masks, and skin grafts in Eyes Without a Face (1960) and The Skin I Live In (2011). Join in as they navigate questions of identity and representation, their favorite horror novel adaptations, and more!

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Episode 36: Heterosexual Chemical Warfare

The Gaylords kick off Pride month by doing shots with Octavia Spencer (and all the other queens) in Ma, lamenting vestibule terrorism and the lack of queer horror franchises, and dragging Werner Herzog into their rainbow swamp. Got a question for the Gaylords? Find 'em on Facebook and Twitter, or email [email protected]

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Episode 35: Hashtag Canceled

This week the Gaylords enroll at the esteemed University of Pieces (1982) for some higher learning about waterbeds, kung fu, nudie puzzles, and undercover tennis cops before they decide to hashtag cancel themselves. Also: their fave horror sequences from the last decade and more!

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Episode 34: Lesbian for No Reason

This week the Gaylords don their Satanic red shawls and swig some poisoned hot toddies as they take a trip to TV land with The Initiation of Sarah (1978) and Home for the Holidays (1972)! Arcane mysteries abound: what's up with Shelley Winters? Why does no one talk about one of the earliest slasher movies ever made and the perfect queens within? Also: debating Twitter handles, talkin' about movies they should like, and much more.

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Episode 33: Now THIS is Podracing

Live deliciously (or take mushrooms and explode) with the Gaylords as they indulge in the folk horrors of bleak Satanjc pastoral life with The VVitch and Hagazussa. Stacie and Anthony go through the wringer with two incredible actresses and debate goat sexuality, the proper preparation of flying ointment and baby soup, the Blair Witch, and much more.

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Episode 32: The Boner of My Heart

This week Stacie & Anthony ask just how far they’d be willing to go for a sweet purple jacket with 1983’s One Dark Night! The Gaylords rejoice in Meg Tilly, E.G. Daily, and psychic detective Olivia McKenna’s press-on nails, plus a few of their favorite lesser-known horror films. AND "enjoy" some rare special insights into the enigmatic mind of Stacie Ponder — grab your lucky yellow toothbrush and watch where you put that garlic!

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Episode 31: Ellen Burstyn's Day Spa

Celebrate May Day Gaylords-style with two trips to Summerisle: The Wicker Man (1973) and The Wicker Man (2006)! Stacie and Anthony address singing swingers, off-camera bees, gender-swapping in horror films, and toast before mounting a campaign against the Rate and Review Industrial Complex. Get your corn rigs out and twirl around that maypole (quietly, please).

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Episode 30: G.R.A.M.M.I.

This week the Gaylords celebrate the new Blu-ray release of the bonkers 1985-but-really-1982 film Superstition. Stacie & Anthony demon-cackle their way through one of the best witch / ghost / haunted house / slasher movies out there and temper it with bouts of Child's Play remake-induced illness, animatronic grandmothers, their favorite non-horror horror films, and more!

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Episode 29: A Trip to Ti Town

This week the Gaylords fawn over two films by writer/director Ti West: The House of the Devil (2009) and The Innkeepers (2011) and all the perfect scares and perfect queens within. Also on the docket: green splats, the dubious motivations of horror movie Satanists, logistical questions about ghosts, twists, and the University of Sally Struthers. Yeah, it's a lot.

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Episode 28: A Woman Cannot Live on Rage Alone

This week the Gaylords return to Ludlow, Maine for the Pet Sematary remake and find themselves pondering undead pyramid schemes, stony soil, plot switcheroos, and John Lithgow’s mustard lips. Is dead really sometimes better? Listen for Stacie & Anthony’s final verdicts and all the remake talk you can stand!

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Episode 27: Peanut Butter and Paris Hilton

This week the Gaylords don their white tank tops and venture back to the early-to-mid-2000s for the Tank Top Trilogy: 2003’s Texas Chainsaw Massacre & Wrong Turn and 2005’s House of Wax! Stacie & Anthony chart the descent from post-Scream-era slashers into grungy rural torture p0rn and find themselves wondering: is (honorary Gaylord) Paris Hilton the only one to come out of this unscathed?

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Episode 26: Things Go Bump at Noon

This week the Gaylords revel in not one but TWO Lupitas in Jordan Peele’s Us! This spoiler-heavy episode tackles our takes on the film as well as our feels about Elisabeth Moss + Scientology, horror and life in the Trump era, and the true horror of braving audiences to see a new release on opening weekend!

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Episode 25: Gay and Hungry

This week the Gaylords put on their toe shoes and dance their way through the bombastic, bonkers Black Swan. Also: Greta, possession movies, bad endings, and more!

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Episode 24: My Cyberworld is My Business

Log on, boot up a jpeg, and join the Gaylords for their first foray into the erotic, exotic cyberworld of internet horror as they discuss iMurders (2008) and Cam (2018). Plus: pop music in horror films and more. No one will emerge from this jacking in unscathed!

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Episode 23: The Happy Taco of the Franchise

It's the Juliette Cummins double feature you never knew you wanted! Get hepped up on corn dogs and tune in as the Gaylords discuss two bonkers black sheep horror films: Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning and Slumber Party Massacre II. Hillbilly dirt farmers, rockabilly sex goblins, listener questions, Tokyo Convertibles and more await your ear holes!

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Episode 22: A Moist Hefty Bag Full of Baby Arms

This week the Gaylords welcome Colin Drucker (Alright Mary and In the Details podcasts) into the coven for their long foretold return to Suspiria (2018). They crack open their chests, investigate every detail and nuance, and tackle many lingering questions, including: What's up with Miss Griffith? Why is Klemperer so important? Does Helena Markos have a timeshare in Tampa? Put on your red yarn and dance, everybody, dance!

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Episode 21: "Soft, Silky Euphemisms" with Guinevere Turner

This week the Gaylords spend the night with Rita Mae Brown and Amy Holden Jones’s The Slumber Party Massacre — now with guest Gaylord, writer & actress Guinevere Turner (American Psycho, the upcoming Charlie Says). Ready your nighties, Space Babe shirts, and corpse pizza for a killer party!

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Episode 20: An Emotional Truck of Potatoes

Dead is NOT better than this week's episode as the Gaylords are joined by writer/film critic Alex West (Faculty of Horror, The 1990s Teen Horror Cycle)! The terrible trio put on their blue velvet dresses and top hats to talk Pet Sematary, Pet Sematary II, the current state of horror movies, and being a horror fan in this hashtag woke era.

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Episode 19: Sit on It and Click It

This week the Gaylords kick off Women in Horror month with their favorite killer prom queen Mary Lou Maloney from Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II and Prom Night III: The Last Kiss. Also: the Amityville series, listener questions, and more. Remember...for a good time, call the Gaylords of Darkness!

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Episode 18: Call Me Werewulva

It's time for the first annual SNUBBIES, the only awards show that consists solely of the Gaylords ranting and raving over the horror actresses and performances that have been snubbed by all those other awards shows. Yes, we especially mean Toni Collette in Hereditary. CAN YOU BELIEVE SHE WASN'T NOMINATED?

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Episode 17: A Haunted Katamari Waffle Maker

This week, the Gaylords take a trip to the House on Haunted Hill and face the terrors within: skeletons on strings, 90s-style twitchy ghosts, vats of acid, vats of blood, and Chris Kattan. Also on the docket: listener questions and post-Scream slashers. Do you dare listen??

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Episode 16: Fancy a Peep at Me Bloomers?

It's lesbian vampire week at Gaylords of Darkness! Stacie and Anthony sink their fangs into The Vampire Lovers (1970) and Daughters of Darkness (1971) before they are undone by this week's listener question.

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Episode 15: Six of One, a Honeypot of the Other

This week the Gaylords take on two totally-the-same-but-very-different movies featuring predatory lesbians, deceitful boyfriends, killer ghouls, creepy Catholics, evil apartment complexes, and puritanical sex panic! It’s The Sentinel (1977) and Lurkers (1988) — don’t touch that dial and don’t mind Beverly D’Angelo!

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Episode 14: Mistress Loretta's Bathtub

The Gaylords shed their 2018 skinsuit with the first episode of 2019, wherein they look back with some cheers, some jeers, and the usual nonsense. You know what they say: new year, same them!

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Episode 13: Put Me on the Internet for Some Reason

End-of-year holiday madness strikes as the Gaylords discuss the classic 1974 slasher film Black Christmas, the not-so-classic 2006 remake Black X-mas, horror movie rip-offs, their own Child's Play remake, and more!

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Episode 12: A Scuzzy Raimi in a Leather Jacket

You don't need to say their names five times; the Gaylords are already here and they're ready to talk about Candyman (1992)! Join us as we dish on Helen's hair, discuss the timely social issues in this brilliant film, and bust out some amazing Candyman impressions. Plus, listener questions, Golden Globes disgust, weird bouts of insecurity, and more!

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Episode 11: Sisterhood of the Traveling Christian Fashion Nightie

This week, the Gaylords invite you into their Jesus Closet (not a euphemism) as they discuss a trio of terrific telekinetic (t)ladies: Carrie (1976), Jennifer (1978), and Thelma (2017).

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Episode 10: Apply Directly to the Forehead

This week, the Gaylords share their love of found footage films and their disdain of the kids on bikes genre, including It (2017). Plus: listener questions and more!

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Episode 9: A Journey That Went Nowhere

This week, the Gaylords dine on the bizarre Thanksgiving slasher Blood Rage and share what they're thankful for in horror. Also: listener questions, a corn cob meltdown, and more!

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Episode 8: At Least the String in the Butt Was Interesting

This week, Stacie and Anthony are still recovering from their Suspiria (2018) meltdown and decide to take a look back at the original Three Mothers trilogy: Suspiria (1977), Inferno (1980), and Mother of Tears (2007). Will the Gaylords ever be the same?

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Episode 7: A Sandwich Board and a Big Ol' Bell

This week, the Gaylords go completely off-the-rails thanks to their rapturous love of the new Suspiria. All hail the Mother of Sighs!

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Episode 6: Two Crabs in the Mud

Happy Halloween! Or is it? You'll find out in Episode 6, wherein Stacie and Anthony sound off on Halloween H40.

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Episode 5: In the Night, in the Dark

This week, the Gaylords do a deep dive on all things Hill House: The Haunting (1963), The Haunting (1999), and the new Netflix mini-series The Haunting of Hill House.

Ghosts, gays, gloves, and (G)Owen Wilson, this episode has it all!

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Episode 4: Prepare for the Harvest

Halloweentime approaches, and the Gaylords want to make sure your SHOCKtober lineup is, like, totally spooktacular. What do they recommend for this, the greatest of all the holiday seasons? You'll have to listen to find out, because that is how podcasts work!

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Episode 3: The Gospel of Chucky and Tiffany

In this episode, the Gaylords (Anthony and Stacie) distract themselves from the political hellscape by fawning over the entire Child's Play series.

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Episode 2: Baked Potato Satan

In this episode, the Gaylords (Anthony and Stacie) bond over their love of Lords of Salem and their "I liked that"s of Mandy.

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Episode 1: Drops of Blood by the Ham

In the premiere episode of Gaylords of Darkness, Stacie and Anthony discuss the trailers for Halloween H40 and Suspiria.

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