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Seth joins Arden and Don to break down the FIRST episode of Jenn's Bachelorette season! Balloons! Diarrhea syndrome! Bullies!!

- Arden thinks Sam looks like Juan Pablo!

- Seth would have figured out a way to get Jenn to drive off in his Corvette!

- Don wants Jenn to run away with the swimmer!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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We are BACK BAYBEEEEE!!!!!!  Draft Picks are here for Jenn's season of the Bachelorette!  Jacquis Neal, Our Friend Whitney and Brendan Smith join Arden and Dr. Banana to make all the picks! THE ODDS ARE GOOD BUT THE GOODS ARE ODD!! Wide mustaches! Pet portrait photographers! Rib Tattoos!

- Arden thinks they fired the ABC photographer and let Mittens take the pictures!

- Jacquis thinks some of the guys are there to fuck his girlfriend!

- Whitney is on Instagram patrol to get a REAL idea of what we are working with!

- Brendan thinks no military dude will win!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Bachelor Stars Aaron Clancy, Logan Seagull, Aaron Bryant and Tyler Norris! And WYATR royalty Jacquis Neal, Jess Ambrose, Our Friend Whitney and Dr. Banana join Arden for a LIVE EXTRAVAGANZA AT Mic Drop Comedy in San Diego!!! 

Who will win the contest of the biggest BRO of all?? Who will let Arden execute her dreams of doing the Bachelorette run and jump leg wrap greeting??? LISTEN AND FIND OUT!

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Bachelor of the Year Rob Benedict returns with the Captain Doug Benson to break down Joey's Season Finale! Keyholes! Shot O'Clock! Anna channels PAOLOOOOOOO!!!!

- Arden feels like Daisy had the Bachelorette audition of a lifetime!

- Rob was wondering if Joey's mom had a few Chards?

- Doug was excited to talk about bathing suits!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Jacquis Neal and Tess Barker are BACK to chat WOMEN TELL ALL! ANDDDDDDDDD All things Kate Middleton!! AI princess!  Maria trying for Bachelorette!  A Royal Flush of Aarons!

- Arden gives voice to the Whitney Hive Missing Ring Theory!

- Jacquis would have been getting DOWN after the Kelsey letter- not POUTING!

- Tess thinks Rachel gave the BJ of her LIFE after the cenote!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Bachelor Superstar Wells Adams and Alcoholocaust Impresario Jim Jefferies join Arden and the Production Team to break down FANTASY SUITES!  AI hackers!! Cenote injuries! Sea Hags!

- Arden thinks they sabotaged Kelsey so they can keep her for Bachelorette!

- Wells is the source of news for all things Paradise!

- Jim thinks Kelsey looks like a good swimmer!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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 Platonic Life Partner and The Pod Captain Erin Foley and Doug Benson join Arden and the Production Team to break down Joey's HOMETOWNS!!  Nice Dads! Nip Slips! Rancho Cucamonga!

- Arden AND Erin AND Jim all think Kelsey's dad should be the Golden Bachelor!

- Erin wants to see Arden on Wellbutrin!

- Doug thinks ALL of the families are Kelsey's family!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Whitney Hive rise up! Whitney and Brendan are BACK to break down the Canada episode of the Bachelor! Cold Plunges! Typical Canadians! Self Doubt!

- Arden does NOT want to drink Elk Milk!

- Whitney thinks that Joey needs more Champion Energy!

- Brendan thinks Maria would be great for Bachelor Silverlake!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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THE BACHELORETTE Katie Thurston and The Bachelorette of our hearts Erin Foley join Arden and the production team to discuss Joey's Canada date!! Jesse speaks French! Wet blanket group dates! Bro-Diego!!

- Arden loves an activity but Cirque is too much!

- Katie thinks Maria is giving big Bachelorette energy!

- Erin perked up at the idea of going on a shopping spree at Dick's Sporting Goods!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Jess and Evan Ambrose (hosts of Your Mom and Dad Podcast) join Arden and the production team to break down part two of Malta!!!  Gen Z confidence! About to Trip into Falling into Liking him! Mother aka MOM!!!

- Arden thinks Joey NEEDS her spunk!

- Jess wants Leia's fashion approval!!!

- Evan wants to fall into "Dada's Arms" of one of the contestants!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Birthday boy Jim Jefferies and Gareth Reynolds join Arden and the production team to break down the Malta 2 on 1!!!!  Sexy Canadians! Feeling Seen! Wheels of Sausage!

- Arden wants to be the co-bartender of BIP with Jim!

- Jim wants to show off his gorgeous hands to the world (but he needs to hide that pesky wedding ring)!

- Gareth has Endo-Me-Tri-YOU-sis!!!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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NYC BABYYYYY!!  Arden is back in NYC with fan faves Seth Herzog and Jordan Carlos!  Funky Cold Medina! Edwina as the moral compass! Fried Chicken Pool Parties!

- Arden is BLOWN AWAY by the drone display that Joey and Jenn ignore!!

- Seth can't believe how bad of a surfer Jenn is!

- Jordan thinks Joey seems Poly!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Wow!!! One for the record books! Dracula AND The Sentinel (aka Gareth Reynolds and Jerry Trainor) meet for the first time ever and make a SUPERNOVA. JERRRYTH!  SISTERSSSSS!!!! HAMSTER PEELS!

- Arden can NOT get it together throughout the WHOLLLLLE thing!

- Gareth is trying DESPERATELY to get signed by Jerry's Talent Agency OVERBOARD (***they only do sisters!)

- Jerry is an ENTREPRENEUR!  He's the CEO of Boner Patrol Underpants!  

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Jerry Trainor is BACK as the BORN AGAIN ROOKIE OF THE YEAR as we break down the season premiere of JOEY'S SEASON!!!  Jerry meets our friend Whitney!!!!  Horny girls club!  How we DOIN'???! Philly sisters!!!

- Arden wants to know how Jesse Palmer stays 44 forever!

- Jerry thinks that HORNY is going to win in the end!

- Whitney would have burned the envelope and kept the advance card!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Live from the Gateway Theater at the San Francisco Sketchfest Arden and Dr. Banana do a DRAFT PICK for Joey's season with  Brayden Bowers, Erin Foley, Jacquis Neal, Doug Benson, and our friend Lori!

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Doug Benson, Brendan Smith and Mikey Kampmann join Arden and Katie to discuss the SEASON FINALE of BIP!!!  ENGAGEMENT MANIA! RAVE WEDDINGS! KENNY'S TATTOO!

- Arden would have people pleased her way into an engagement like Eliza!

- Brendan wants to get a tattoo JUST like Kenny!

- Doug got backed into by a WYATR fan at an arcade!

- Mikey wonders if Blake boned Katie at the Vidanta!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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 Mary Lynn Rajskub, Bill Kunstler, and Tess Barker join Arden and Katie to talk Bachelor in Paradise ep 9! Gilligan's Island Basketball! Limited prop budgets!!! Baby Jess!

- Arden thinks Rachel keeps getting in her own way!

- Mary Lynn wants a Kat John Henry pee wedding!

- Bill is available to boss around!

- Tess thinks Leslie rocked Gerry's world!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Lauren Lapkus, Rob Benedict and Shaun Diston join Arden and Katie to discuss the SEASON FINALE OF THE GOLDEN BACHELOR!! Eyerolls! Boots getting knocked!

- Arden thinks Teresa was like a Rhesus monkey in the sac!

- Lauren is IN on Jesse Palmer!

- Shaun thinks they will be OVER ROVER in six months!

- Rob thought Ava and Nanna Witherspoon are HERE for it!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Canadian Treasure and our fave pal Whitney join Arden and the Production Team to break down BIP!!!!! Stand up comedy??? Twerking pilots! Thoughtful Gen Z-ers!

- Arden wants to know why know one has even seemed TEMPTED by the boom boom room!

- Whitney thinks it's OK Olivia forgot Michael's name as she forgot some date's names too!

- Mike thinks Tanner HADDDDDD to keep Rachel so they weren't cutting a Bachelorette!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! 

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Rookies of the Year and RHONJ Superstars join Arden to talk Golden Bachelor FANTASY SUITES! Old shoes! Chode Feet! Theresas from New Jersey!

- Arden is really praying that horny does not win this time!

- Margaret does not believe it has been 20 gals!

- Joe would not be afraid of a dead horse!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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BIP Bartender Wells Adams and Brendan Smith join Arden and the production team to break down BIP madnessssssssss! Hurricane Kat! Glitter Jess!!!! Coyote Cubs!

- Arden thinks courtesy counts even with a tough childhood!

- Wells has to clean up the glasses!

- Brendan wants Wells to star in his show!!

 All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Secretary of State Paget Brewster and Doug "The Captain" Benson join Arden and the Production Team to talk KAT KAT KATTTTT!!!!!!!! Disgruntled ex-Girlfriends! Whispers in the Bathroom! Shady Kyleeeeeee!

- Arden wants MORE WELLS!!!!

-Paget thinks John Henry might have spent a little too much time underwater!

- Doug thinks these dudes need to SLOW THEIR ROLL and at least talk to the gal they came to the dance with!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Dracula and Whitney join Arden and the Production Team to talk about Episode 5 of BIP!!! Tears! Pinatas! Ass paint!!!

- Arden does not get TAHHHHNer's appeal!

- Gareth thinks that Rachel is Blue Man Poop!

- Whitney is roooooting for the mess that is Brayden and Rachel!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Comedian Jordan Carlos and author Carrie Berk join Arden to break down episode 4 of Bachelor in Paradise!!! Deep Sea Massages! Ralph's coffee! Poo Baby Books!
- Arden thinks Olivia should go for John Henry!!

- Jordan is new to BIP and thinks it is the most fun show ever!!

- Carrie likes when a guy just goes for it and gives her a smooch on a date!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Jacquis Neal, Shaun Diston and Arden's friend Whitney join Arden and the production team to break down episode three of Bachelor in Paradise! Cat fights! Pool Mishaps! Raccoons as signs!

- Arden can relate to the Poo Baby mishap!

- Jacquis thinks Will should have grabbed Kaylee and invited her into the pool with him!

- Shaun is thinking that Aaron might go for ring with Eliza!

- Whitney thinks Brayden NEVER wanted to be anywhere but Paradise!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Our queen Erin Foley and her neighbor Brendan Smith join Arden and the production team to break down episode two of BIP! Adam Levine! Poo Babies! Peter Pan Jesse Palmer!
- Arden is excited about her new music festival Wagon Wheel!

- Erin Foley says her type of man would be.......BRYADENNNNN??!?!

- Brendan wants Wells to be an on set Gummy provider!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! 

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Our glorious Secretary of State Paget Brewster and Canadian Pizzapreneur hater Mike Carrozza join Arden and Katie to break down episode one of a glorious season of paradise!!! Rashes! Falling in the pool!! Chyrons!!!
- Arden thinks the editors deserve EGOTS!

- Paget doesn't want Brayden and Kat to neutralize; she wants them to go off and set FIRES!

- Mike just wants the contestants to be HAPPY!!!! WANT MORE EPISODES???

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Arden just couldn't end the season NOT KNOWING what her teammates thought of the finale!!!!! SOOOO she did a wrap up with the producer of Bachelor Silverlake, Dr. Banana and KT $$$$.
- Arden hopes that Charity won't be corrupted by Dancing with the Stars!

- Brendan says the LA Dump has a great deal on old TV Scripts!

- Anna is SHOOKETH by reality TV news she is reading in real time!

- Katie (and her mom!) think Charity and Dotun are the "real deal"!

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BFFs Emma Rose Gray (host of the Love to See it! pod) and Liviya Kraemer join Arden to talk about the NAIL BITING finale of Charity's season! Barb! Vicki! The Corpse of Neil Lane!

- Arden talks about her Sex Positive Ghost Mom!

- Liviya went on a date with Peter Pilot 2.0!

- Emma is HERE for Charity throwing a tantrum at her mom!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! 

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Lauren Lapkus, Jacquis Neal and Arden's bro Alarik join Arden and the Production Team to discuss the MEN TELL ALL EPISODE of Charity's season of the Bachelorette. Newly pierced ears! Cowboy hats! Gerry/ Gary!

- Arden KNEWWWWW that Braydon only pierced his ears recently to get laid!

- Lauren was not sure that Joey was the life of the party!

- Jacquis thought Xavier was a man trying to eject himself from the show!

- Alarik thinks JJ would have LOVED Gerry!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Paget Brewster, Erin Foley and Doug Benson join Arden and the Production team to discuss Charity's FANTASY SUITES!!! Marriage ceremonies! Cold Feet! Busted ATVs!

- Arden is worried that no one learned anything from Ben Higgins!

- Paget uses her sleuthing to deduce that Xavier was trying to get kicked off!

- Doug blows everyone's minds when he reveals he is FROM SAN DIEGO!

- Erin thinks Charity is yelling at Xavier to Joey about the ATV!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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It's a VERY SPECIAL #WYATR with ALL STARS Rob Benedict, Steve Hytner, Brendan Smith joining Arden and the Production team with SPECIAL CELEBRITY GUEST ROB'S MOM VIV! The gang chats chats about the barn burner that was CHARITY'S HOMETOWNS! Uncle Joe! Saucy moms! Sex belts!!

- Arden loves the idea of Uncle Joe storming the capital!

- Hytner is ready for Rob to call him "Daddy"!

- Brendan says that on Bachelor Silverlake the Bachelorette can just text the person that he is not getting a rose!

- Viv is hot for Xavier!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Bachelor superstar Nick Viall, WYATR Bach superstar Rob Benedict, and the hilarious Shaun Diston join Arden, Katie and Dr. Banana to talk about two on ones in the BAYOU! Gators! Nudes! Aaron and Aaron!!

- Arden hates to love but LOVES her man's comedy kiss!

- Nick says that he was in the fantasy suites the night Trump got elected!

- Rob is our Platinum Bachelor!

- Shaun thinks they need to do a Bachelor- The Short Kings Edition!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Brendan Smith, Tess Barker and Arden's friend Whitney join Arden and Katie to discuss ONE OF THE GREATEST DATES EVER ON THE BACHELOR!!!!! Flip Flops! Kid Actors! Fruit Festivals!
- Arden is worried that HORNY ALWAYS WINSSSSS!

- Brendan is busy having the Bachelors swim across Echo Park Lake on Bachelor Silverlake!

- Whitney wants John to be the next Bachelor!

- Tess's husband thinks she would look good in Brayden's earrings!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! 

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Paget Brewster, Jacquis Neal and Brendan Smith join Arden and Katie to discuss the SLEEPIEST SUITOR IN THE WORLD!!! Fake Fireworks! Elderly Firefighters! Waterboarding and Wakeboarding!

- Arden wants to go on a solo trip to shut down amusement park!

- Jacquis is onto Charity's love of a prettttttty boy!

- Paget thinks Brayden's style is white lady therapist!

- Brendan's dreams come TRUE as JoJo and Jordan AND Barbie and Ken are on one episode!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Doug Benson and MIke Carrozza join Arden and Dr. Banana to break down episode two of Charity's season of the Bachelorette! Double Sided Coins! Green Flags! Red Flags!
- Arden thinks Brayden is Chico's favorite customer!

- Mike's favorite poet is Spencer!

- Doug wants to see 100 guys doing backflips into the pool!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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The fellas are in the bougie garage when Jim Jefferies, Rob Benedict and Gareth Reynolds join Arden and the production team to discuss episode one of Charity's season of the Bachelorette! Nylon Wigs! Double Sided Coins! High Jumpers!
- Arden and Jim want to be a bartending DUO on Paradise!!

- Jim's son is ALL in on Charity's brother for the WIN!

- Gareth's mom wrote a letter from 50 years ago and put it in a box!

- Rob is ready to host and can play 40-55!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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The band's back together! Paget Brewster, Doug Benson, Jacquis Neal and Erin Foley join Arden and the Production Team to do their FANTASY BACHELORETTE DRAFT PICKS from Charity's season!! Mega Jumpers! Sexy Wrestlers! A tale of 3 Kalebs!

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It's a PODCAST EXTRAVAGANZA LIVE from the Bell House in Brooklyn! All the greats join Arden and Dr. Banana to talk Zach, limo exits, do the tortilla slap and FIND JACQUIS A LADY!!!!!

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Do we even need an intro for this icon? Paul F. Tompkins (Cher) is on the pod! Paul joins us and nominates king of kings Steven Slater - the JetBlue flight attendant who quit his job via aircraft escape slide - for the biggest NAPS energy of the week. Plus, Arden and Bryan go on a date at a New England water park but that annoying little girl Chloe shows up. And did Paul like this week's peanut butter cake? Listen to find out!

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Arden and Bryan welcome the one and only Lauren Lapkus aka Princess Hollywood! They reveal who's giving No Autrographs Please energy this week including one lady who sent her entire town holiday cards that said "Go to Hell!" So chic! Plus, Arden and Bryan go on a date at the Cheesecake Factory. And did Lauren like this week's peanut butter cake? Too cool! Too much! Too Hollywood!

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Arden Myrin and Bryan Safi are friends who have it ALL!...LOOKS! PEANUT BUTTER POWDER! A BLUE MICROWAVE!!! On the first ever episode of their new podcast they explain what NO AUTOGRAPHS PLEASE! ENERGY IS...WHO is serving it, and HOW TO GET IT! They are also joined by comedy superstar DREW DROEGE (Bob's Burgers) on a date from HEAVEN at the IKEA CAFE based off of tweeted in real life dates gone wrong! They've got it ALL HUNNNAY!

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Paget Brewster, Jacquis Neal and Michael Hitchcock join Arden and the production team to break down the FINALE of ZACH SNOOZECROSS'S Bachelor season! Thunderdomes! Deadpan sisters! MIA Neil Lanes!!!

- Arden is LIVING HER BEST LIFE at the BACH finale!

- Jacquis becomes the HORNY POOL INSPECTOR AKA the HPI!

- Hitchy thinks Ariel was an angel who flew straight up to heaven from the Warner Brothers sound stage!

- Paget thought that Zach was PLAYING THE PART OF THE BACHELOR!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Paget Brewster, The Captain and Hitchy are BACK to discuss the disaster that is (no) SEX WEEK! WHITE LOTUS! APOCALYPSE NOW! MONKEYS!
- Arden thinks Jesse was STILL hammered during their morning chat!

- Paget gives a CHILLING perfeormace as Kaity at the Rose Ceremony!

- Doug thinks Zack shot a live cricket out of his ass!

- Hitchy said a monkey was blowing a banana watch Zach shower!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Arden's friend Marvelous Mrs. Maisel co-producer Liviya Kraemer who happens to be a BACHELOR SUPERFAN joins Arden to talk WOMEN TELL ALL BABYYYYYYYYY!!!! ZACH ATTACK! VODKA DIARRHEA! IF THE SHOE FITS LACE THAT BITCH UP!!!
- Arden hears all about the GIANT Bachelor parties!!!

- Liviya was dying for Ariel to be the Bachelorette!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Arden's suitor Trent Z aka Sanyam Sharma goes on a hometown date breaking down the Hometown dates by doing the podcast with Arden's bro Alarik Myrin. Feisty brothers! Fingering Trees! Ben's Pizza Debate!

- Arden thinks Ariel's dad is a sharp dressed Shark!

- Alarik wants to know why Charity's friends are crying so much!

- Sanyam thinks that Zach is horniest for the walls!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Brendan Smith and Arden's friend Whitney join Arden and the production team to discuss Zach being (not) horny in HUNGARY! Public baths! Creepy Mentalists! Crystal Lite Goblets!

- Arden thinks the WALL KISS means Gabby is IT!

- Whitney thinks boring is what you WANT!!

- Brendan thinks Ariel needs to join Summer House!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Professional Rascals Jim Jefferies and Wells Adams join Arden and the production team to discuss the tight boring delivery of Zach's season of the Bachelor. NO SEX! 69 RACES!! LATE IN LIFE WITCHES!!

- Arden loves Brooklyn's SASS!!!

- Jim would open with telling all of the women that he is for sure going to have sex with three of them!

-Wells thought Zach did the wife race WAY too hard!

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Superstars Lance Bass, Michael Turchin and Gareth Reynolds join Arden and the production team to break down a very COVID-y episode of The Bachelor! CORGIES!!! TAMPONS!!! MARIJUANA!
- Arden thinks that dry humping is VERY underrated!

- Lance says Zach is handsome in a superman kind of way!

- Gareth thinks Zach is a NARC!

- Michael is terrified that Lance is trying to smother him in his sleep!

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Real Housewives of New Jersey stars Margaret Josephs and Joe Benigno join Arden for a star studded rookie episode of the WYATR! Sun Block! Arm Swings! Tommy Bahamas!
- Arden thinks Zach needs a Kate Middleton!

- Margaret thinks Zach is either 75 or 8!

- Joe can’t believe Arden wore a jumpsuit on her first dates!

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The Secretary of State and Jacquis are BACK to chat about the KISSING BANDIT that is ZACH! I WANTED THAT ROSE!!! I HAD A ONE ON ONE!!!!!!! I AM SHOCKED!!!!!!
- Arden wants Ali to become a CHAMPION!!

- Paget can't believe he believe he is the first Bachelor to not have rib tattoos!

- Jacquis wants Christina Mandrell to flip him like a tire!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Arden and Dr. Banana are joined by Paget Brewster, Doug Benson, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Michael Hitchcock and Mike Carrozza for a LIVE show of our dreams!!! They talk about the current hot mess of a season, Mike C rants about the Pizza=praneur and Games with the audience are played!

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Two hard hitting newcomers Michael Hitchcock (Christopher Guest movies) and Shantira Jackson (Big Mouth) join Arden, her friend Whiteny and the production team to break down episode two of Zach's season! Bad Bitch Energy! Money Guns! Peanut butter Kisses!

- Arden thinks Zach has kissed more women than any Bachelor ever!

- Shantira wants these gals to get their BAGS!

- Michael think that Valtrax should sponsor the Bachelor! 

- Whitney can NOT believe she is on with two people from Barb and Star!

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Dracula and Jacquis join Arden and the Production Team to break down the season premiere of Zach's season of the Bachelor! Potatoes on Tooth Picks! Boyfriend Weens! Bus Orgies!
- Arden needs to know who is more boring Zach or Claytaur!

- Dracula wants women to temper their expectations of his anaconda!

- Jacquis talks about the ultimate job to be hit on by middle aged white women!

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Dracula, Jacquis and Whitney join Arden and the production team to discuss the ladies of Zach's season 2023! Porcelain dolls! Arizona dreamin'! Sister moms!

- Arden asks the guys about Instagram sexy vs real life sexy!

- Dracula rented out the Plaza for a month for his future valentine!

- Jacquis went on the Covid Cruise ship and it was HORNYYYYYY!

- Whitney is a WOMAN OF THE CLOTH!

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Dr. Banana and a very rassssspy Arden talk the LATEST BACHELOR GOSSIP, and give you all the deets about their upcoming live show! Get your tickets nowwwwwwww!!!!!!!

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Jim Jefferies and Kate Micucci join Arden and the Production Team to break down the season finale of Bachelor in Paradise! Greg Grippo! Matching Tattoos! Twin Boy Men!
- Arden wants to go to the live finale with Jim!

- Jim thinks that Arden calls him a Shit Bag!

- Kate changes her pick from Michael to Andrew!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Brendan Smith and Arden's friend Whitney join Arden and the production team to talk about the SOBBBBBBBING OF THE BEACH!!

- Arden wants to be a human Churro!

- Brendan had a life crises over the 90's Sadie Hawkins!

- Whitney thinks Encee needed to play it COOL!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Arden gives all the info needed for you to join Arden's Birthday Bachelorette LIVE/ LIVESTREAM SHOW!  Arden will be the Birthday Bachelorette with podcast favorites Rob Benedict, Gareth Reynolds, Bryan Safi, Jacquis Neal, Erin Foley, Steve Hytner and Miles Gray compete for Arden's heart! Get your tickets NOW!

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Mary Lynn Rajskub and Bill Kunstler join Arden and the Production team to discuss drama camp tears AKA Bachelor in Paradise! Gummy Bears! Defending Logan! Lady Lovers!
- Arden and the rest of the team would have to take on Thor as their lovers on the show!

-Mary Lynn thinks Kate should have kept on Logan as a TikTok boyfriend!

- Bill thinks Aaron and Gen can make it through their misommunatactions as two crazy horny kids in love!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Arden's bro Alarik and Bachelor Historian Lori join Arden and the production team to break down BACHELOR IN PARADISE! Pirate shirts! Fronting Thor! Rambo's Return!
- Arden was not into Eliza asking Rodney to set down an ultimatum!

- Lori points out that SID MURDERED NANCY!

- Alarik is afraid of Kate and her directness!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Brendan Smith and Arden's friend Whitney join Arden and the production team to talk the BEST TV SHOW ON EARTH!!!! The Shanedo! Tears for a Lyft Driver! Bad Massages!
- Arden is proudly showing off her new Cookie Monster coat!

- Brendan thinks no man is worth it ever on earth!

- Whitney has impure thoughts about the Pizza-praneur!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! 

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OH MY GOD HERE IT IS!!!  Arden and Dr. Banana hit the BIG APPLE for a live podcast at Union Hall with Bachelor Royalty Ashley I, Grocery Store Joe and Serena! Plus Arden's brother Alarik, crashing a wedding, Arden's suitor and HOMETOWNS!

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WYATR CAPTAIN Doug Benson joins Arden and the Production team to talk BIPPPPP! COCK BLOCKS! TANTRIC YOGA! WEEPING OVER CRYSTALS!

- Arden thinks Jill needs to have MORE game when they break them up!

-Doug thinks Michael looked like he worked at a comic book store back in the day!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Bachelor of The Year Rob Benedict and Dracula join Arden and the production team to talk BACHELOR IN PARADISE! Claytaur! Brotaur! Fathtaur!

- Arden would NEVER fart in front of someone she is dating!

- Gareth tells the gang all about his modelling and pageant career!

- Rob talks about getting shit on by his cat!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Erin Foley and Roz Hernandez join Arden and the production team to talk the fun sexy mess that is BACHELOR IN PARADISE! Horny Suitcases! Tribal Tattoos! Weepy Harvard Grads!
- Arden is HERE for the Bromance of James and Aaron!

- Erin thinks that Victoria F must have the worst personality in the world!

- Roz says that it's none of here business but she is HERE for the underboob!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Bryan Safi joins Arden and the Production Team to break down the first episode of BACHELOR IN PARADISE!!!!! ZADDIES! OLD SOULS! LOOOOOOSE!

-Arden is going to bring her suitor to hometowns!

-Bryan is ready to be Arden's stepfather Kisle!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Brendan Smith and Arden's friend Whitney join Arden and the production team to break down the WORST FINALE OF ALL TIME (SINCE THE LAST WORST FINALE!) DRINKING GAMES! TRULY! DIFFICULT!

- Arden loved seeing Misty from Yellowjackets in the audience!
- Brendan offered another concert and camping opportunity for Gabby!
- Whitney thinks therapy takes longer!

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All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Arden and Dr. Banana announce WYATR's first ever east coast live show! GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!!! THEY WILL SELL OUT! ONLY $20!!!

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OG Goddess Erin Foley joins Arden and the Production Team to break down the 7 hour marathon that was part one of the GABBY and RACHEL BACHELORETTE FINALE! Sabotaging Friends! Mermaid Skirts! Papa Tony! - Arden is on a mission to get HPV!- Erin wants everyone to high five lesbians on the street! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Liza Treyger and Kara Klenk join Arden and the production team to break down night two of the FANTASY SUITES! The Ick Factor! Diarrhea Syndrome! High Pitched Voices!
- Arden thinks Rachel people pleased her way into bad behavior!

- Kara thinks Jason is a serial killer!

- Liza is looking for a little nudge to date!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! 

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Jim Jeffries, Rob Benedict and Doug Benson join Arden and Katie to break down ROUND ONE of Fantasy Suites! Black bar bikinis! Too many I Love Yous! Insightful horses!
- Arden hates to admit that she does see Ear-Aches point?

- Jim is ready to go on tour with Arden as The Ding and Dong Comedy Duo!

- Rob had Jim's rose but then tried too hard!

- Doug says as long as you are not called 10 Miles of Dirt Road you are good to go!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Brand new crowd favorite's Jacquis Neal and Arden's friend Whitney, and LA historian Brendan Smith join Arden and the production team to talk the MEN TELL ALL. Broken Tables! Billy Eichner! NO ROSE CEREMONY!

- Arden has found her most important role yet of the Massachusetts Love Witch Lorelei!

- Brendan offers to make Jacquis Bachelor Silverlake Season 3!

- Jacquis invites Gabby to go to Kendrick Lamar with him!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Rob Benedict and Jacquis Neal join Arden and The Production Team to discuss HOMETOWNS!  Weeping moms! Douchey Dads! Awkward Family Portraits!

- Arden sells Jacquis on the SLEEP CROWN!

- Rob wants to pitch himself as a potential 51 year old suitor to Gabby!

-Jacquis slid into the Bachelor Universe the old fashioned way- being a good boyfriend!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Brendan Smith and Bill Kunslter join Arden and Katie to talk about the Covid Cruise journey! CHEESE WEIGHTS! CAMEL TOES! CHILDREN OF THE CORN!

- Arden does her Golden Globe motherhood monologue!

- Bill puts Arden through Bachelor school!

- Brendan does not know why everyone is not flying on SPACE CAKES in Amsterdam!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Bryan Safi joins Arden and Katie from Arden's childhood home to talk love in the time of Covid Cruise Ships! WHIPPED CREAM! EL DEBARGE! WHIPPED CREAM DISPENSERS!
- Arden thinks ROCK! PAPER! SCISSORS! Followed up by a slap in the face with a fish is the GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME!

- Bryan is going to SUE Arden for MAIL FRAUD!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Steve Hytner and Wells Adams join Arden and the production team to discuss the Covid Cruise French shitshow that is the Bachelorettes!  Jimmy Crack Corn! Lady Detectives! Inner childs!

- Arden thinks Gabby is an excellent listener!

- Hytner shows off his French Accent!-

- Wells does a mean Jennifer Coolidge!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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N'Sync star Lance Bass, Michael Turchin, and Gareth Reynolds join Arden and the production team to break down another complicated episode of The Bachelorettes! Tacos to Gorditas! Guyliner! Sexy Seniors!

-Arden has a very active taco!
-Lance watched tourists fall to their unknown fate!
-Michael does NOT want to embarrass Lance in front of his business establishment!
-Gareth tells a tale of Two Meatballs!

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Brendan Smith joins Arden and Anna to talk about episode one, season six of Summer House. Listen to more episodes at Patreon.com/WYATR!

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Lauren Lapkus, Brendan Smith and Arden's friend Whitney join Arden and the production team to break down episode two of the BACHELORETTESSSSSS. Headless chickens! Females! Mentality Coaches!

- Arden left everything in her will to her facialist!

- Lauren would tap out if there was a Speedo contest!

- Brendan is the LA HISTORIAN of the Bachelor!

- Whitney sleuthed the fact that Chris had never scene the show!

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2021 and 2022 Rookies of the Year Doug Benson and Liza Treyger welcome Rookie of the Season Kara Klenk to break down the very first episode of the BacheloreteSSSSSS. Short Kings! Magic Kings! Incel Kings!

- Arden thinks Gabby is the GREATEST BACHELORETTE THAT HAS EVERY EXISTED!

- Doug fears they the ladies are in for a car crash!- Liza thinks it is weird if you can't communicate without a MAGIC TRICK!

- Kara can't quit a show so she is INNNNN!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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The long wait is over and our DREAM TEAM of Paget Brewster, Rob Benedict, Gareth Reynolds and Doug Benson join Arden and the Production Team to pick their starting lineups for not ONE but TWO Bachelorettes!!  Twinkle Twinkle! Fitness!  TWINS!

- Arden can't wait to date the SUPER HOT 30 Year contestant that likes dancing AND tennis!!!- Gareth does NOT want to get F%!KED and tricked into an escape room!- Paget thinks it is fun and mysterious to be a Roller Rink DJ!- Doug lists his favorite Rom-Com and it is NOT Pretty Woman!- Robbbbby BBBB is the HOTTESTTTTT CHAMP SHIRT MODEL/ INFLUENCER this side of the Mississippi!!

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To tide you over until Bachelorette season starts it's a very special Will You Accept This Rose? themed crossover episode of Doug Benson's podcast Doug Loves Movies starring Doug, Arden, Dracula aka Gareth and Kate Micucci! Also, Arden and Dr. Banana chat about potential upcoming live shows!

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Paget Brewster and Arden‘s friend Whitney join Arden and the production team to break down the most bonkers episode of television ever with the bachelor finale! Russian mobster coats! Nosy hummingbirds! FMK!

- Arden thinks her mom wants her to “stay away from her man Rob!”

- Paget had one loco stop in Iceland!

- Whitney has the tour from hell in Claytaur’s hobbit house!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Dracula and Bachelor of the Year join Arden and The Production Team to discuss the MOST BATSHIT EPISODE OF THE BACHELOR OF ALL TIME! Chipotle Napkins! Wedgies! Clayton's horse family! AIRBNB's!!

- Arden wants to date Clayton's dad!

- Gareth acts out Claytaur's echoing word vomit!

- Rob talks about the listeners SHIPPING Arden and Rob!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Jim Jefferies joins Arden and the production team to discuss HORNY FANTASY SUITES. I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!!

- Arden thinks that Clayton's chest hair is GROSS!!!

- Jim's dad is horny for the ladiezzz!!!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Dracula, The Rookie of the Year, AND THE CREATOR OF CHAMPION phenomenon Steph Player join Arden and the gals to break down the auditions to be on Bachelor in Paradise a.k.a WOMEN TELL ALL! Fortune Teller curtains! Sag actor audience members! Thirsty Doctors!

- Arden wants some scrimmage matches before she enters the Boning Olympics against her friends!

- Gareth is DONE with Shanae getting the air time!

- Liza on the other hand wants a SPIN OFF SHOW with only Shanae!

- Steph thinks Shanae is a CHAMPION and like a calm Teresa Guidice!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Arden's friend Whtiney SAVES THE DAY in a star turn when two last guests cancel at the last minute. Not only is Whitney an excellent DRAW-ER, she is a podcast superfan and the creator of the Clay-Taur shitting our Jesse Palmer's head! Grandpa Dave! Tony Soprano! Ringworm!

- Arden fell hard for Gabby was a fellow dingbat!

- Whitney was freaked out seeing a centaur in his natural habitat popping out of the woods!

- Dr. Banana has been busy doing pap smears over Zoom!

- Katie thinks that Gabby's Grandpa should be the Senior Bachelor!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Our podcast Key Grip Jim Jeffries, Paget Brewster and Rob Benedict join Arden and the production team to break down the Austria episode of The Bachelor! Pretty Woman! Big Boy no cry! Baby Passport photos!

- Arden gets a history lesson on why Jim changed his name!

- Jim spent Friday night looking at Genevieve and her red flags!

- Rob drove his teenage girl around all weekend!

- Paget WAS the red flag!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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In one of the funniest all time WYATR eps ever recorded, Arden captures Wells Adams, Rob Benedict, Doug Benson, and of course, the PRODUCTION TEAM in her bougie garage for an afternoon of food poisoning inspired MANIA! (And of course, she teaches them all to become CHAMPIONS!!!! Wedgies!! Wife Material!! Shrimp-nay-nay OUT!

- Arden is OUT OF HER MIND having only eaten apples for three days!

- Wells can't believe how psyched that centaur is at the thought of having sex with a virgin!

- Rob thinks Clayton kisses like he is eating an ice cream cone!

- Doug think Clayton stole Hilary Clinton's jacket!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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The Doughboys are BACK and Arden is teaching them how to become CHAMPIONS!!! Pleasure Pier is CLOSED! Meryl Streep! The Toron-TO CANADA!

- Arden is HOPING AND PRAYING that Shanae wins!

- Nick HATED the way Clayton scooped ice cream!

- Mitch had a vision of him being a 6 Flags janitor while Clayton worked at the fudge store and all the women applauded his bad dancing!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Team Razzle-Dazzle are back together again as Lance Bass, Michael, Turchin, Liza Treyger and Gareth Reynolds join Arden and the production team to chat SHRIMP GATE! Blurry Jonas Brothers! Scallop and Shrimp and Scallops oh MY! Pop up BBQ Family ambush!

- Arden doesn't know who she is anymore now that she is becoming a CHAMPION!

- Lance is not convinced that Restless Road is not actually the Jonas Brothers!

- Michael has not been able to eat scallops since Scallop Fingers ruined it for him!

- Gareth thinks that Clayton is a centaur!

- Liza had a delayed LANCE BASS reaction but then she was HERE FOR IT!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Gareth Reynolds, Paget Brewster and Liza Treyger join Arden and the production team to discuss the HORNY MAGPIE that is Clayton the Bachelor! Shrimp predators! Nicole Eggart! Boner Fever!

- Arden short circuits whenever she is called "QUIRKY"!

- Liza would were a full zip up sweatsuit as her limo!

- Gareth would have been SO MAD if he was eating downtown and Bach contestants in underwear freestyled love songs!

- Liza was NOT HERE FOR THE VANG GOGH EXPERIENCE!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Arden and Anna are joined by some of their 2021 tweet of the week all stars: Lauren Johnsen (@words_by_ljj), Justan Spaid (@JustanSpaid), Juliet Ashall (@jashall), and Leslie Berkowitz (@heyleslieb).

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We have a BRAND NEW ROOKIE OF THE YEAR!!! And that person is....brilliant comedian Liza Treyger who joins Paget Brewster, Carl Tart, Arden and the Production team to discuss episode 2 of Clayton's season! ADHD MY ASS!!! BAD STYLING! TWIN VILLAINS!

- Arden thinks the cake walk/ kid party cake drop was an INSPIRED ACT OF TV GENIUS!

- Paget thinks that not decorating for the kid's party was THE WAY TO GO!

- Liza was not interested until Cassidy and Shae-Nay-Nay kicked it up a notch and then she was IN!

- Carl is HERE FOR CLAYTON ENDING UP WITH A VILLAIN!!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Paget Brewster, Doug Benson and Mary Lynn Rajskub join Arden and the Production team to discuss the season premiere of Clayton's season! American Flag Pussy Bows! Horny Medical Workers! Confident Virgins!!

- Arden's #1 pick did NOT EVEN MAKE IT TO LIMO ENTRANCES!

- Paget thinks we all need to give up on grammar!

- Doug thinks height is overrated in a guy!

- Mary Lynn thinks it is TOO MUCH when people speak more than one language!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Arden and the production team are joined by Gareth Reynolds, Rob Benedict and Doug Benson to choose draft picks for Clayton's Bachelor season!! Who will win?! Who will be the villain!!?? And more!!

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Rob Benedict, Gareth Reynolds and Doug Benson join Arden, Katie and a virtual Anna to discuss the SEASON FINALE of Michelle's season of the Bachelorette! SMOKE DOCTORS! THIRSTY EX- BACHELORETTES! SANTA PAULY!

- Arden wants Michelle's family to adopt her!

- Gareth is debuting the soundtrack of Hamlin/ HamilTAN!

- Doug is dressed as a blue SherPei!

- Rob LOVES it when Michelle is competitive!

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Gareth Reynolds (aka Dracula) and Brendan Smith join Arden and the production crew to discuss the horniest episode of the season- FANTASY SUITES!!!! Hollywood called- it's a pass! CHILD ZIPLINERS! DAD'S DICK TOWEL!!

- Arden doesn't have enough sexy sleep outfits for fantasy suites!

- Gareth had his face smashed into hot curry!

- Brendan wants to cast Dracula as the next Bachelor Silverlake!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Rob Benedict and Doug Benson join Arden and The Production Team to discuss the most recent episode of Jerry Springer! I mean BACHELORETTE MEN TELL ALL!!!! FROSTED TIPS!! WOUNDED ROMEOS! PIZZAPRENEURS!!!!

- Arden wanted to THROW HER TV OUT THE WINDOW whenever Jamie spoke!

- Rob is disappointed he did not book the part of the streaker!

- Doug KNEW Jamie was Harry PLOTTER!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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YOU GUYS! We are doing a live show / live stream for Arden's BIRTHDAY! IS SHE THE BACHELORETTE OF OUR HEARTS?? OF COURSE!

The show is Thursday, December 9th at 7pm pst / 10pm est at Dynasty Typewriter!

Arden Myrin is joined by Erin Foley, Rob Benedict, Paget Brewster, Bryan Safi, Carl Tart, Miles Gray, Gareth Reynolds, Wells Adams, plus Katie Levine and Anna Hossnieh!!

We have limited tickets available for in person viewing (MUST BE VACCINATED TO COME!) and you can find those tickets here for $20.

And then you can find the digital experience tickets here for $10 in advance (ticket price goes up day of show).

We also have a special edition "Bachlorette facts" shirt you can buy with your ticket on the moment house ticket link! It's cheaper if you buy with your live stream ticket.

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YOU GUYS! We are doing a live show / live stream for Arden's BIRTHDAY! IS SHE THE BACHELORETTE OF OUR HEARTS?? OF COURSE!

The show is Thursday, December 9th at 7pm pst / 10pm est at Dynasty Typewriter!

Arden Myrin is joined by Erin Foley, Rob Benedict, Paget Brewster, Bryan Safi, Carl Tart, Miles Gray, Gareth Reynolds, Wells Adams, plus Katie Levine and Anna Hossnieh!!

We have limited tickets available for in person viewing (MUST BE VACCINATED TO COME!) and you can find those tickets here for $20.

And then you can find the digital experience tickets here for $10 in advance (ticket price goes up day of show).

We also have a special edition "Bachlorette facts" shirt you can buy with your ticket on the moment house ticket link! It's cheaper if you buy with your live stream ticket.

Also if you just want to purchase just the shirt you can find it here on Tee Public.

We can't wait for you to experience this wild ride of a show we have planned for you!!

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The Doughboys Mike Mitchell and Nick Wiger join Arden and the Production Team to break down the AMAZING HOMETOWN episode of The Bachelorette! Silent dads! Bad Skateboarding! Hunk Connoisseurs!

- Arden PANICS at the idea of being in a sex contest with her two hottest friends!

- Nick can't believe that Mitch does not consider himself a Mama's boy!

- Mitch wants to invite a woman for a fun date of couch surfing!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

YOU GUYS! We are doing a live show / live stream for Arden's BIRTHDAY! IS SHE THE BACHELORETTE OF OUR HEARTS?? OF COURSE!

The show is Thursday, December 9th at 7pm pst / 10pm est at Dynasty Typewriter!

Arden Myrin is joined by Erin Foley, Rob Benedict, Paget Brewster, Bryan Safi, Carl Tart, Miles Gray, Gareth Reynolds, Wells Adams, plus Katie Levine and Anna Hossnieh!!

We have limited tickets available for in person viewing (MUST BE VACCINATED TO COME!) and you can find those tickets here for $20.

And then you can find the digital experience tickets here for $10 in advance (ticket price goes up day of show).

We also have a special edition "Bachlorette facts" shirt you can buy with your ticket on the moment house ticket link! It's cheaper if you buy with your live stream ticket.

Also if you just want to purchase just the shirt you can find it here on Tee Public.

We can't wait for you to experience this wild ride of a show we have planned for you!!

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Mary Lynn Rajskub and Arden's bro Alarik join Arden and Dr. Banana for a very AUDIO CHALLENGED breakdown of a two hour audition to play the Bachelor! Boners that weren't! Frosted tips! Bathing suits in bedside tables!

- Arden did NOT BUY ONE TEAR FROM CLAYTON!!!!

- Mary Lynn was FREAKED OUT by those kids being on the Bachelor!

- Alarik knows FOR SURE no 4th Grader could ever write a letter like the one that Clayton received from those kids!

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YOU GUYS! We are doing a live show / live stream for Arden's BIRTHDAY! IS SHE THE BACHELORETTE OF OUR HEARTS?? OF COURSE!

The show is Thursday, December 9th at 7pm pst / 10pm est at Dynasty Typewriter!

Arden Myrin is joined by Erin Foley, Rob Benedict, Paget Brewster, Bryan Safi, Carl Tart, Miles Gray, Gareth Reynolds, Wells Adams, plus Katie Levine and Anna Hossnieh!!

We have limited tickets available for in person viewing (MUST BE VACCINATED TO COME!) and you can find those tickets here for $20.

And then you can find the digital experience tickets here for $10 in advance (ticket price goes up day of show).

We also have a special edition "Bachlorette facts" shirt you can buy with your ticket on the moment house ticket link! It's cheaper if you buy with your live stream ticket.

Also if you just want to purchase just the shirt you can find it here on Tee Public.

We can't wait for you to experience this wild ride of a show we have planned for you!!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Carl Tart and Miles Gray join Arden and Dr. Banana to break down the Minneapolis episode of Michelle's season of The Bachelorette! American Psychos! $3000 dresses! Rodney!

- Arden thinks no man is actually 5' 10"!

- Carl would have played MUCH HARDER than Joe during his one on one with Michelle! 

- Miles is hoping to get hornier on the second date!

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All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

YOU GUYS! We are doing a live show / live stream for Arden's BIRTHDAY! IS SHE THE BACHELORETTE OF OUR HEARTS?? OF COURSE!

The show is Thursday, December 9th at 7pm pst / 10pm est at Dynasty Typewriter!

Arden Myrin is joined by Erin Foley, Rob Benedict, Paget Brewster, Bryan Safi, Carl Tart, Miles Gray, Gareth Reynolds, Wells Adams, plus Katie Levine and Anna Hossnieh!!

We have limited tickets available for in person viewing (MUST BE VACCINATED TO COME!) and you can find those tickets here for $20.

And then you can find the digital experience tickets here for $10 in advance (ticket price goes up day of show).

We also have a special edition "Bachlorette facts" shirt you can buy with your ticket on the moment house ticket link! It's cheaper if you buy with your live stream ticket.

Also if you just want to purchase just the shirt you can find it here on Tee Public.

We can't wait for you to experience this wild ride of a show we have planned for you!!

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Rob Benedict, Gareth Reynolds and Erin Foley are back together again (aka "The Complicated Dads Club") to break down the latest episode of The Bachelorette! HIPPA Violations! Matching Jumpsuits! Tepid baths!

- Arden has birthday party fever and is already planning out her mullet dress!

- Gareth is going to come to the live show as Dracula!

- Rob wrote a song about Arden being a unicorn!

- Erin is not feeling Nayte !

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YOU GUYS! We are doing a live show / live stream for Arden's BIRTHDAY! IS SHE THE BACHELORETTE OF OUR HEARTS?? OF COURSE!

The show is Thursday, December 9th at 7pm pst / 10pm est at Dynasty Typewriter!

Arden Myrin is joined by Erin Foley, Rob Benedict, Paget Brewster, Bryan Safi, Carl Tart, Miles Gray, Gareth Reynolds, Wells Adams, plus Katie Levine and Anna Hossnieh!!

We have limited tickets available for in person viewing (MUST BE VACCINATED TO COME!) and you can find those tickets here for $20.

And then you can find the digital experience tickets here for $10 in advance (ticket price goes up day of show).

We also have a special edition "Bachlorette facts" shirt you can buy with your ticket on the moment house ticket link! It's cheaper if you buy with your live stream ticket.

Also if you just want to purchase just the shirt you can find it here on Tee Public.

We can't wait for you to experience this wild ride of a show we have planned for you!!

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Just a quick announcement that this week and next week's shows will be coming out late!

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Arden's brother Alarik and her brother from another mother Bryan Safi join her and the production team to talk SUPER PUMPED MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKERS FROM CANADA! WEARING LIPSTICK TO THE DUMP! SEXY VOLLEYBALL SCENES! TAKE MY BREATH AWAY!

- Arden talks about blow drying her lady bits on a date!

- Bryan is the most FASHIONABLE person on the tennis court with his Marie Antoinette powdered hair!

- Alarik confesses his secret love of Ed Hardy!

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The Sentinal, Mary Lynn Rajskub and an ILL-PREPARED Kyle Dunnigan join Arden and the Production crew to break down and episode of MIXED EMOTIONS!!! LIVING LIFE ON THE EDGE! MR. BASKETBALL 2011! PIZZAGATE PART 2!

- Arden is thinks it's time to PLAY THE DJ GAME AGAIN!!

- Mary Lynn thinks THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT!

- Kyle does NOT trust teachers (and with good reason)

- Jerry thinks Michelle is the BEST BACHELORETTE WE HAVE EVER HAD!

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Gareth Reynolds, Rob Benedict and Erin Foley join Arden and the production team to discuss the SEASON OPENER OF MICHELLE'S SEASON!! Human entrees! Game time crystals!!! No walkie for the head on a plate!

- Arden's dad is putting the guests at ease in his boxers!

- Rob wants to know where his dad is!

- Erin is proud of her dad's parking!

- Gareth is just hanging with the twins at the duplex!

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It's THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!!! WYATR Bachelorette DRAFT PICKS!!! Doug Benson, Paget Brewster and Erin Foley join Arden and the Production Team to make their DRAFT PICKS and break down the guys! Ja Rule! Travel Insurance! Pizzapreneurs!

- Arden KNOWS that she would ruin Doug's high!

- Paget thinks that a guy who gets travel insurance is good in bed!

- Doug knows a Harry Plotter Villian when he sees one!

- Erin is AFRAID of the guys who HATES BURNT PIZZA!!!!!

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WYATR ALL STARS- Rob Benedict, Gareth Reynolds and Erin Foley join Arden and the Production Team to break down the SEASON FINALE of THE MOST IMPORTANT TELEVISION SHOW IN TV HISTORY!!! Boy bands! Lost in Paradise! EDDDDDDD!

- Arden casts her new stage production of the BACHELOR FRANCHISE!

- Gareth thinks that Noah is a travelling prop comedian!

- Rob is PREPPING for his role of Dean's dad!

- Erin wasn't sure WHERE Maurisa stood on wanting to get engaged!

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Holy cow is this a FUN EPISODE! BIP HOST Wells Adams, and professional rascals Jim Jeffries and Doug Benson join Arden and the Production team in Arden's bougie garage to break down SEVENTEEN HOURS OF PROGRAMMING!

- Arden thinks Jim is INTOLERABLE!

- Jim wants Wells to be the host, and for him to be the bartender!

- Wells takes a break from his "Office on the Daybed" to break it down with the crew!

- Doug talks about stalking a guy he thought was Kenny at his gig in Chicago!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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The dynamic duo of Paget Brewster and Miles Gray REUNITE to discuss- HOT SOUR CREAM ON LEG HAIR! KENNY'S COMMUNICATION SKILLS! Extra hot Boom Boom Rooms!

- Arden had a panic attack at the idea of packing quickly to avoid a disaster!

- Paget thinks that Arden is great in a crisis!

- Miles isn't afraid of a woman who cries!

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It's a comedy powerhouse lineup with Scott Aukerman, Kulap VIlaysack, Kate Miccuci and Lauren Lapkus joining Arden and the Production Team to discuss the HORNIEST EPISODE OF BIP EVER!!! Dirty sexy toes! Marketing Majors! The Battle of Two Joes!

- Arden felt like less of a woman after watching whipped cream get licked off of a toe!

- Scott is CONVINCED there is a whole vault of dirty footage from The Boom Boom Room!

- Kate feels like she went back in time 20 YEARS AND WAS REJUVENATED!

- Lauren has giving in a now accepts the MAGIC of BIP!!!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Our Bachelor FAVE Wells Adams and Bach O' The Year Robby B join Arden and the production team to break down the world's least passionate kiss! BIP Vigilantes! Teen Dances! Hilarious Arron!

- Arden NEEDS TO KNOW WHY Brendan and Pieper were SPARED the Vigilante Justice!!

- Wells is writing his guide to THRIVING IN PARADISE!

- Rob thinks that Connor was the LAST to know about the Boom Boom room!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Nikki Glaser and Jerry Trainor join Arden and the production team to discuss the MOST EXCITING EPISODE OF TELEVISION IN TV HISTORY!!!! VILLAINS! INSTAGRAM COUNTS!!!! MIC TAPPING!!!

- Arden thinks BRENDAN PLAYED THE DIRTIEST GAME OF VILLAIN SHE HAD EVER SEEN!!!

- Nikki thinks that the producers always have a hand but the contestants have FREE WILL!!!

- Jerry praised the communication stylings of Joe and Kenny!

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The Doughboys and Mary Lyyn Rajskub join Arden and the Production Team to discuss the MOST IMPORTANT SHOW ON EARTH- Bachelor in Paradise! Nude Volleyball! Beach Bachelorettes! Trained Parrots!

- Once again, Arden wants to give reasonable Kenny her rose!

- Mary Lynn thinks that Tre should have stayed through the ceremony!!

- Wiger thinks Bachelor In Paradise is the greatest thing that has happened to his marriage!

- Mitch thinks that Bachelor In Paradise is better than the Godfather!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Bachelor of the Year Rob Benedict, and Bachelor Historian Lori join Arden and the Production team to discuss an A+ episode of Bachelor in Paradise! Cake Fire! Intimacy Gurus! Suction Kisses!

- Arden has now decided she needs to run away with reasonable Kenny!

- Rob never wants to be the singer/ songwriter by the fire like Connor!

- Lori really breaks down the Cake Fire pre game Cake Walkabout!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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The HOST OF BACHELOR IN PARADISE Lance Bass, Michael Turchin and their new BFF Gareth Reynolds join Arden, the Production team and Arden's dirty microphone to discuss what it is like inside the bubble BACH PRODUCTION! Horny tongue eaters! Angry Thomas Haters! Boner cams!!

- Arden isn't so sure how tall Thomas is and needs some clarity on that!

- Lance is putting his money on Riley and Maurissa to go ALL THE WAY!

- Michael is HERE for Grocery Store Joe!

- Gareth understands what he has been TRAINING FOR!!!!!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Rookie of the Season Mary Lynn Rajskub, Bill Kusntler and Brendan Smith join Arden and the Production Team to break down the GREATEST SHOW ON TELEVISION - Bachelor in Paradise! Tazjnados! Hurricane Demis! VJ's!!!

- Arden gives Victoria's one episode arc an 11 out of 5 star review!

- Mary Lynn is HERE for the drama and does not want love to start too early in the season!

- Brendan is looking for a Silverlake Tammy!

- Bill thinks they needed 24 people because it is TWO YEARS OF BUILT UP DRAMA!!!!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Paget Brewster and Miles Gray join Arden and the Production Team to discuss the MOST IMPORTANT SHOW ON TELEVISION BACHELOR IN PARADISE! I'm back bitchessssssssss! Dave Chappelle!

- Arden thinks Kenny would be her BFF wing man of Paradise!

- Paget is rocking her Victoria goddess crown!

- Miles is here for his high school girlfriend Jessenia!

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Paget Brewster, Rob Benedict, Jerry Trainor and Doug Benson join Arden to discuss the finale of The Bachelorette and it gets feisty!!! BENNIFER IS HOT!!! REVENGE PROPOSALS! KOHL'S WARDROBE!

- Arden NEEDS to go burn some things at Zozobra!!!

- Doug is HOOKED ON PARADISE!

- Paget understands acting out at someone you want to marry!

- Jerry is not into THIS BANK MANAGER!

- Rob is prepping to host the Bachelor!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Our Rookies of the Season- The Doughboys TELL ALL on a very special finale episode The Bachelorette ABC!!! The Corpse of Neil Lane! Backwards Magicians! Justin's faces!!

- Arden may be in the minority but she was HERE FOR KATIE freaking out on Greg!

- Nick is OFFICIALLY HOOKED on the Bachelor franchise!

- Mitch begrudgingly admits that PARADISE DOES LOOK FUN!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Brilliant stand up comedian Jim Jefferies joins Arden and the production team to talk ALL THINGS BACHELOR! Pirate blouses! Jim's mom's secret gift! Thunder from down under!

- Arden tries to talk Jim into watching BIP- the MOST IMPORTANT TELEVISION SHOW OF ALL TIME!

- Jim tells us about the glorious beauty of Thomas who may or may not be here for the right reasons!

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Gareth Reynolds, Lance Bass and Michael Turchin join Arden and the Production Team for their FIRST IN PERSON PODCAST IN SIXTEEN MONTHS!! Mayhem ensues! KATHY NAJIMY! HOT HEAD MAMA'S BOYS! TROLL BROS!

- Arden thinks Katie should just pick Blake and Bone Across The Globe!

- Lance is taking TWENTY PERCENT for his ACCOUNTING SERVICES!!!

- Michael is CHANNELING ANGRY BABY BOY GREG!

- Gareth was flying on STROKAINE for the Chodies!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Podcast superstar Bryan Safi joins Arden to discuss Men Tell All of The Bachelorette AND the Little Compton Town Dump!!! Canadian Tuxedos! Waterless Tears! Jewel tone tops!!

- Arden KNOWS IN HER BONES that Connor kiss was a PLANNNNNNT Hunnneyyy!!!

- Bryan is ready to RUN AWAY with Andrew S!!

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Fan faves Carl Tart and Erin Foley join Arden and the production team to chat about the little season that could!! Cuddle Parties! Mama's boys! Andrew S done dirty!

- Arden thinks Katie made a HUGE ERROR letting sweet Andrew S go!!!

- Carl thinks Katie is hiding behind a tree putting turpentine in her eyes!

- Erin can't believe how bad Greg is at catching fish!

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The Sentinel, The Captain and Bachelor of the Year join Arden and the Production Team to break down a 10 STARS OUT OF FIVE episode of the Bachelorette! MOM JEANS! WOWO! WONO!

- Arden is HERE for the make out sessions with the Pelican!

- Rob gives a TIP OF THE HAT and MAD PROPS to.....MAX!!

- Jerry was fighting this season and NOW HE IS ALL IN!

- Doug thinks Blake may be a Pelican who is carrying Katie off to MATE IN THE WILD!!!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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It's the PODCAST CROSSOVER America did not know that it needed when Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell from THE DOUGHBOYS join Arden and Dr. Banana to be our ROOKIES OF THE SEASON!! Comin' in HOT! Ron Perlman! Ben Stiller! Josh Brolin!

- Arden thinks Andrew S is a dream and does not ever need to do his British accent again!

- Nick thinks Blake has a dreamy jaw like John Travolta!

- Mitch loves the BROMANCES and is reluctantly IN!

- Dr. Banana PLAYED D1 RUGBY!!!!!!!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Lauren Lapkus and Kyle Dunnigan join Arden and the Production Team to discuss TRUTH OR DARE IN THE DESERT!!

Blake in the nude! Fear of carbs! No more Boston Accents!

- Arden is in her happy place after spending an hour at Target!

- Lauren doesn't want to make out with the single dad!

- Handsome Kyle explains to the gals how he gets the ladies!

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Miles Gray and Carl Tart join Arden and the production team to discuss Black Box Theater Group Therapy with Nick Viall! B Cup size teeth! Rollin' a buggy!

- Arden isn't feeling Kitty Cat sad face suction kisses!

- Miles is worried for Michael A- that he is prey for the Bach producers!

- Carl is NOT feeling Kitty Cat's cheating story!

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Laci Mosley, Carlina Barlow and Devin Leary join Arden and the production team to break down episode two of the SEX POSITIVE BREAKING BAD SEASON of The Bachelorette! Cult Leaders! Brokeback Mountain! Crying Virgins!

- Arden NEEDS TO KNOW where Cody buried the body in San Diego!

- Laci gives the gals a lesson in dating in a higher tax bracket!

- Carolina would give it up for the Canadian firefighter!

- Devin got sucked in with Arden to the crying Virgins story!

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Rob Benedict, Paget Brewster, Doug Benson and Erin Foley join Arden and the Production Crew to break down episode one of Katie's season of The Bachelorette! Hyatt Regency Fosters Love! Hugging Magicians! Ball Pits!

- Arden thinks that the HUMAN SKIN CELERY EATING RV DRIVING contestant was a PLANT!

- Erin is so happy a lot of her jokes she faxed in made it on the air!

- Rob was disappointed he didn't get to do his Joe Pesci Skin Salesman longer!

- Doug realized this is the first episode that no one STOLE ANYONE!

- Paget grew up sex positive so is less than a weirdo than the rest of the pod!!

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The gangs all here at our hybrid live/ livestream Bachelorette 2021 Draft Picks for Katie's season! Magicians! Zipper Salesmen! Human Skin Salesmen! WHO WILL BE DRUNK ON THE FIRST NIGHT! MAKE YOUR PICKS BEFORE THE SEASON STARTS!

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Fan favorite Miles Gray and our favorite Carl Tart join Arden and the gals to discuss Matt James Season of the Bachelor! Sharon Osborne!

His HIGHness! Lawyering UP!

- Arden wants to (AND DID) submit Carl to be a contestant on the show!

- Miles enjoyed borrowing Jessenia's homework in High School!

- Carl thinks Dildo Bae is a Frankenstein built by Bachelor programing!

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The gangs all here! Rob Benedict, Doug Benson, Paget Brewster and Erin Foley join Arden and the gals to break down the season finale of THE BACHELOR! Tiny suits! Tiny Couches! Hobbit Houses!

- Arden is easily swayed and will take on any wet blanket!

- Rob wants people to have to get engaged!

- Paget LOVED Matt's brother with the hard hitting questions!

- Erin thought Emmanuel stole his suit from a well dress lesbian!

- Doug thinks Matt should try dating someone for a few months!

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Doug Benson, Gareth Reynolds and Rob Benedict join Arden and the gals to talk FANTASY SUITES!!!!!!! It's time to get horny in the woods of Pennsylvania! Butter! Dutch Spas! Ghost pottery!

- Arden is NOT into belly button window pane shirts!

- Gareth thinks a rose should have been on the line with Matt's dad!

- Doug thinks each date should be the EXACT SAME DATE TO KEEP IT FAIR!

- Rob's fantasy suites would end with a bedtime story at 9pm!

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Laci Mosley and Miles Gray join Arden and the gals to break down the most boring episode of women tell all! Time Stamping! Bachelor Seniors! Heather's hair!

- Arden feels like Abigail was done wrong!

- Lacy thinks Queen V didn't help herself looking like a ghoul!

- Miles makes an amends to Jessenia!

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Paget Brewster, Jerry Trainor and Doug Benson join Arden and the gals to break down the YOUNGEST PARACHUTING INSTRUCTOR EVER!! Erik Estrada! Poutine! No Medic!

- Arden wants Razzle and Dazzle to be taught by Michelle!

- Doug thinks the families are WAY more protective of their daughters!

- The Sentinel wants to put a ring on it with Michelle!

- Paget thinks if you want to bone someone NO SIBLING can break that feeling!

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Gareth Reynolds, Ify Nwadiwe and Arden's friend Lori join Arden and the gals to break down the wolves taking on Heather! Drifting! Abigail's Lament! Creepy Tantric Yoga!

- Arden loves that Kit ejected herself!

- Gareth wants Chris Harrison's job!

- Ify is coming for Queen V!

- Lori is throwing down HARD with the facts!

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Lauren Lapkus, Kate Micucci and Scott Aukerman join Arden and the gals to break down the WORST ACTING SCENE OF ALL TIME! Cactus Dildos! We back! Badass Minivans!

- Arden forgot how adorable Tyler C is!

- Lauren wants to be in Temecula Road!

- Scott did not like watching MJ shutting down Jessenia!

- Kate is not into all the women fighting!

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Lance Bass, Ashley I. and Michael Turchin join Arden and the gals to discuss the sweeping of the mean girls! Ill fitting bras! Shopping Sprees! OG's vs Newbies!

- Arden's mom wanted MORE ROUGE!

- Ashley lets us know that the gals WENT FOR IT with the erotic reading!

- Lance's mom wants MORE HIGHLIGHTS!

- Michael is HERE FOR IT WITH RACHEL!!

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Michelle Collins and Erin Foley join Arden, Katie and Dr. Tanna Banana to discuss SHOPLIFTING IN TALLAHASSEE! BOBAFET! DADDY!

- Arden's dad was like a friendly seal who would lie on his side and wave!

- Michelle was the Dumbest Ho in her graduating class!

- Erin would UNDERPLAY it right out of the limo!

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Rookie of the Season Ross Mathews, Erin Foley and Brendan Smith join Arden and the gals to discuss DONKEYS EATING CHARCUTERIE!! Stye Problems! Yas Q! Horny Harrison!

- Arden would NOT be able to get up and read erotica in front of Matt James!

- Ross is HERE for Queen Victoria!

- Erin didn't want the jackals to get to Sarah!

- Brendan thinks the Mouse says no boobs!

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Dream Team Jerry Trainor, Doug Benson, Rob Benedict and Jerry Trainor join Arden and the gals to talk about the polite sexiness in the WOODS OF PENNSYLVANIA!! ATVs! Bi-Planes! Ten Toes on the Ground!

- Arden is so EXCITED for her newest dramatic role of QUEEN VICTORIA!

- Jerry is MAD at the producers for bringing us a deranged Strawberry Shortcake!

- Doug is ten toes on the ground for capture the flag!

- Rob would not let a bachelorette put him on an ATV!

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Laci Mosley and Miles Gray join Arden and the gals to break down the first episode of Matt James's season! Pennsylvania Bridgerton! Queen Victoria! Runaway Dildos!

- Arden has never known that she needed to go deep into the woods of Pennsylvania!

- Miles thought Matt's mom was letting it be known she is AVAILABLE!

- Laci wants Matt to do a different kind of prayer circle!

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Rob Benedict, Erin Foley and Miles Gray join Arden and the gals to do DRAFT PICKS for the SMOKESHOW that is Matt James's season! Instagram Thirst!

Royal villains! Sexy Pennsylvania!

- Arden does NOT UNDERSTAND how people make their Instagram look so good!

- Miles thinks a great place to stop a potential flight attendant is at Stop & Shop!

- Erin had FUN when she was modeling in NYC in HER TWENTIES!

- Rob has been captured by Arden for SIX YEARS!!!

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WYATR ALL-STARS Paget Brewster, Rob Benedict, Jerry Trainor and Doug Benson join Arden and the gals to break down the SEASON FINALE OF The Bachelorette Pandems edition! Fire Pits! Uptight dancing! Kneel Lane!

-Arden can admit when she is wrong and comes full circle LOVING ZAC!

- Paget thinks Zac is man enough to show up for Tayshia!

- Rookie of the Year Jerry Trainor has gone full softy on us!

- Dougie B accepts his assignment to be 2021 Rookie of the Year!!

- Rob thought the ending was like The Graduate!

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Paget Brewster, Erin Foley and Arden's friend Lori join Arden and the gals to discuss the HORNIEST EPISODE OF THE SEASON- the FANTASY SUITES! Ice bath kisses! Panicked roofers! The corpse of Neil Lane!

- Arden thinks they got rid of the angel that is Brendan so they would get a PROPOSAL!

- Paget sleeps in lace or cotton!

- Erin Foley's mom Mary Foley does NOT TRUST Zac!

- Lori does not understand why her accountant Mary Foley is so hard on Zac!

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Fortune Feimster, Miles Gray and Scott Aukerman join Arden and the gals to join the LA QUINTA HOMETOWN EXTRAVAGANZA PODCAST EPISODE! Tantric Boners! Cardboard Taxis! Blueberries on Bagels!

- Arden panicked when Captain Harrison had feelings!

- Scott thinks the Orange County side of Tayshia is going to win!

- Fortune said YOU LIGHT ME UP at her vows!

- Miles informs us that Zac's sneakers cost SIXTEEN HUNDRED DOLLARS!

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It's a POWERHOUSE ARDEN'S BIRTHDAY BONANZA ROMPER EXTRAVAGANZA with Doug Benson, Jerry Trainor, Paget Brewster and Rob Benedict. Rompers! Tongue Kisses! Dicks in Boxes!

- Arden is in her full birthday regalia celebrating as only an adult lady in her bougie garage in a pandemic can!

- Doug channels his inner cult leader as "The Captain"!

- Paget NEEDS to know who makes Tayshia's bras!

- Rob has the mic drop moment as he names the episode!

- Jerry is the first to be sacrificed taint first by the Captain!

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WYATR all stars Jerry Trainor, Rob Benedict and Bachelor Historian Lori, join Arden and the gals to talk about Tayshia's smokeshow breakfast outfit! Face on a face! Four star ghost reviews!! Fifty shades of clay!

- Arden enjoys playing the human non-robot man that is Bennet giving a gift!

- Rob is FEELING Tayshia's breakfast look!

- Lori talks about getting drugs by having your gallbladder removed!

- Jerry's friend BLAZEEEE is gonna be PISSED when he hears his new nickname!

- Lori and Jerry welcome Rob into the Charlene fan club!

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It's podcast royalty at WYATR this week as Ronna Glickman, Lauren Lapkus and Scott Aukerman join Arden and the gang to discuss the PANDEMIC BACHELORETTE! Genie Pants! Weens! Lava Floors!

- Arden does NOT want to make out with Zac in the hot tub!

- Lauren was alarmed when Ben said that Tayshia "thinks he is the worst"!

- Scott thinks Chris Harrison is a TERRIBLE ACTOR!

- Ronna thinks it is dangerous to bring in Tayshia's two "best friends"!

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Paget Brewster, Rob Benedict and Doug Benson join Arden and the gang to break down the MOY FRANK CALIENDO episode of The Bachelorette! Baby Carlos! Bennet's Beignets! Boys with staches!

- Arden thinks Baby Carlos is the GREATEST cast member of The Bachelorette of all time!

- Paget was feeling some Wrestler Joe!

- Rob would be curled up in the fetal position talking to Tayshia!

- Doug loves that Chasen had to take a moment with himself to come up with the word "SMOKE-SHOW!"

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Bachelor franchise superstars Dean Unglert and Jared Haibon have their Star Wars fanboy's dreams come true when Arden surprises them with Greg Grunberg on a very special Bachelorette/ Star Wars superfan podcast episode! Smokeshows! Dean's mustache! What's next....BABIES!

- Arden thinks Tayshia is the FOXIEST HUMAN ALIVE

- Jared's mind is BLOWN when he gets to ask Greg questions about filming Star Wars AND Mission Impossible 3!!

- Dean thinks Jason is going to win!

- Greg can not believe that anyone can fall in love as fast as Claire captured (I mean courted) Dale!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Podcast superstars Erin Foley and Bachelor Historian Lori join Arden and the gals to discuss the SEASON FINALE OF THE FOUR EPISODE SEASON OF THE BACHELORETTE! Cape Fear! Bur-rito my Wife! Cult Leaders!

- Arden GIVES a Chef's Kiss to the madness that was the four episode arc of Claire's season of The Bachelorette!

- Erin thinks Jason rode under someone's car over state lines!

- Lori is HERE for the cheeseball proposal that was Dale's!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Paget, "Rookie of the Year" Jerry Trainor, and "Rookie of the Season

 Doug Benson join Arden and the gals to break down the HORNY MADNESS IN THE DESERT! Dale + Clare! Dale + Clare! DALE! DALE! DALLLLLLE!

- Arden thinks Clare tried to eject herself from the show after sniffing Dale's pants!

- Paget is CONVINCED Dale and Clare were talking before!

- Jerry can not STANNNND Clare!

- Doug thinks Dale drilled a hole in the wall with his Bo-Bo!

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ASK RONNA with RONNA AND BRYAN stars Ronna Glickman and Bryan Safi join Arden and the gals to breakdown HIGH HORNINESS IN THE DESERT!!!  Primal Screams! Pedal Pushers! Big Balls!!

- Arden is HERE for her Royal Horniness Miss Claire herself!!

- Bryan can't HANDLE all the BALLS double entendres! 

- Ronna wants to know with Jason- WHAT DID HE DO?????

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Star Wars and Alias star Greg Grunberg joins Arden, Rob Benedict, Erin Foley and Katie for A RIP ROARRRRRRRING DOOOOOOZZZZY of a Bachelorette Premiere Episode!!!! Fart Rings! Imprinting! Male Capris!!!!

- Arden does an impression of Clare meeting Dale that was SO INTENSE IT KICKED HER OFF ZOOM!!

- Rob channeled a Bach producer with his chin in the air like he just don't care!

- Erin is BACK and she is HERE FOR THE Clare/ Tayshia Bachelorette Do-Si-Do!

- Greg is an empath toooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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SURPRISE!!! We did DRAFT picks after all!! Popular pandemic guests Laci Mosley and Miles Gray join Arden and Anna to do draft picks for the Clare/ Tayshia season!! With new categories! Thirstiest! Murderer! Better than us!!

- Arden does not trust a man who wears Belgian loafers for walks on the Highline!

- Laci thinks Demar is THIRRRRRRRSTYYYY!!!!!

- Miles wants to meet Jordan's cray sister!!-

- Anna said that Ben flew to meet a woman and she has neverrrrrr been seen again!!!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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To celebrate THE RELEASE of her memoir LITTLE MISS LITTLE COMPTON, Arden is doing a special WILL YOU ACCEPT THIS ROSE?podcast series called FEELING THORNY! In each Feeling Thorny! In each episode Arden will interview a podcast regular and some of her favorite creative friends about their upbringings, the awkward years, and how they made it in Hollywood. UP TODAY brilliant comedian and writer on One Day at A Time ERIN FOLEY joins Arden to talk all about her life story! Rhode Island parents! Dancing at Festivals! and Joke Suregeons!! OH MY!

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Leading up to the release of her upcoming memoir LITTLE MISS LITTLE COMPTON, Arden is doing a special WILL YOU ACCEPT THIS ROSE? podcast series called FEELING THORNY! In each Feeling Thorny! In each episode Arden will interview a podcast regular and some of her favorite creative friends about their upbringings, the awkward years, and how they made it in Hollywood. UP TODAY Your fearless leader ARDEN gets interviewed by one of her BFF's (and WYATR Patreon Bachelorett New Zealand regualar) Lisa DeLarios about her BOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!! Man-made lakes!!!! Child Card Sharks! Chicken Cabooses!!!

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Leading up to the release of her upcoming memoir LITTLE MISS LITTLE COMPTON, Arden is doing a special WILL YOU ACCEPT THIS ROSE? podcast series called FEELING THORNY! In each Feeling Thorny! In each episode Arden will interview a podcast regular and some of her favorite creative friends about their upbringings, the awkward years, and how they made it in Hollywood. UP TODAY Criminal Minds star and OUR VERY OWN SECRETARY OF STATE joins Arden to talk all about her life story! Cable Access shows! Development Deals! and Getting Driven by a casting director!! OH MY!

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WYATR Podcast SUPERFANS Erin Casey, Britt Paulson and Abi Green join Arden, Katie and Tanna to break down the FINAL EPISODE OF BACHELOR GOAT - JUAN PABLO EDITION! Gaslighting! Hair touching! it's Okaying!!!

- Arden does NOT want to be serenaded opera solo !

- Abbi could NOT believe Captain Harrison threw shade at his EX during a zoom!

- Erin did NOT like baby voice face touch Juan Pablo!

- Britt got to see a vision of Prince in jewels and a caftan!

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Rookie of the year Jerry Trainor, the Rookie's Rookie Miles Gray, and super podcaster Alison Rosen join us today to break down the BACHELOR GOAT of Nick Viall's season! Tokens! Cheesy Pasta! Harrison Harrison!

- Arden is sad that the vomit in the plane did not get shown!

- Jerry is BACK as Casey closing out the show!

- Miles thinks there is a Walker with a boner situation happening here!

- Alison is the first human who actually LIKED the GOAT format (THANK GOD)!!!!

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Leading up to the release of her upcoming memoir LITTLE MISS LITTLE COMPTON, Arden is doing a special WILL YOU ACCEPT THIS ROSE? podcast series called FEELING THORNY! In each Feeling Thorny! In each episode Arden will interview a podcast regular and some of her favorite creative friends about their upbringings, the awkward years, and how they made it in Hollywood. UP TODAY Insatiable creator and Dexter writer Lauren Gussis sits down with Arden to talk about her life story! Owning it with pitches! Trusting your pain! and Ryan Murphy!! OH MY!

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Leading up to the release of her upcoming memoir LITTLE MISS LITTLE COMPTON, Arden is doing a special WILL YOU ACCEPT THIS ROSE? podcast series called FEELING THORNY! In each Feeling Thorny! In each episode Arden will interview a podcast regular and some of her favorite creative friends about their upbringings, the awkward years, and how they made it in Hollywood. UP TODAY Bachelor star and one of our all time fave humans Wells Adams joins Arden to talk all about his life story! Wet and Wipe! Hanson! and Hytner!! OH MY!

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Leading up to the release of her upcoming memoir LITTLE MISS LITTLE COMPTON, Arden is doing a special WILL YOU ACCEPT THIS ROSE? podcast series called FEELING THORNY! In each Feeling Thorny! episode Arden will interview a podcast regular and some of her favorite creative friends about their upbringings, the awkward years, and how they made it in Hollywood. On this episode we chat with Lauren Lapkus, the star of The Wrong Missy, Orange is The New Black and Crashing! We talk about growing up in Chicago! Finding her voice through improv! And how she started on her journey while she was still a teenager!!

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Time Magazine editor/author Sam Lansky, New Yorker journalist Jill Gutowitz and So Random! star Matthew Scott Montgomery join Arden to break down Jason Mesnick's season of The Bachelor! Early Aughts fashion! Hula Hoops! Rosie!

- Arden realizes the early 2000's were a TERRIBLE time for fashion!

- Sam wants a glass balcony to sob on as he lives his best life as a dead pigeon in a paper bag!

- Jill wants french tip square nails to come back!

- Matthew tells us about General Mills!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Rookie of the Year Jerry Trainor and Bachelor Historian Lori join Arden and the gang to break down Ali Fedotowsky's season of The Bachelorette. INSANE TATTOOS! HOBBLING WRESTLERS! TERRIBLE SINGING!

- Arden apologies to Jerry for putting him the "Man Box"!

- Jerry sings dozens of songs in a fever dream!

- Lori and Arden plot how to get into the La Quinta Bach Bubble!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Leading up to the release of her upcoming memoir LITTLE MISS LITTLE COMPTON, Arden is doing a special WILL YOU ACCEPT THIS ROSE? podcast series called FEELING THORNY! In each Feeling Thorny! episode Arden will interview a podcast regular and some of her favorite creative friends about their upbringings, the awkward years, and how they made it in Hollywood. Up first Bachelor of the Year 2017-2020 Rob Benedict! He talks about being popular in high school, how his sister's roommate was Brad Pitt, and being excited about a Mountain Dew commercial!

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Chelsea Lately and Insatiable alum SARAH COLONNA and Chris Franjola join Arden and the gang to discuss the double feature that was Brad Womack's seasons of The Bachelor! Stunt sequences! Boot cut jeans! Jewel Toned Dresses!

- Arden has put on her best fuschia mullet dress and is ready to party like it is 2010~

- Sarah is ready to be Mrs. Sarah Big Hands!!

- Chris is HERE for the 13 years later makeover REVEAL!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Rookie of the Year Jerry Trainor and Bachelor Historian Lori join Arden, Anna and Katie to discuss the rudest finale and After the Final Rose of all time! Special surprise fake outs! Can I finish?! I can not give you my final rose!

- Arden thinks Juan Pablo was the most disrespectful Bachelor of all time!

- Jerry thinks Clare was a Pheonix rising from the ashes!

- Lori said Juan Pablo lied and told the producers he had a big surprise!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Rookie of the Year Jerry Trainor and Bachelor Historian Lori join Arden, Anna and Katie to discuss a feisty "Women Tell All" where the women all turn on the Bachelor. Special Ones! Changing rules! Using Camilla!

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All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Podcaster Supertars Miles Gray and Laci Mosley join Arden and the gang to break down the VERY FIRST SEASONS OF THE BACHELOR AND BACHELORETTE! Sexy romance novels! The Matrix Suits! Grinding in the Vegas Canal!

- Arden KNEW Titty City was gonna WIN!!

- Lacy was HERE for Rhonda and the live ammo on a yacht!

- Miles was ROCKING the Lavender Steve Harvey suit like a baller back in the day!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Rookie of the Year Jerry Trainor and Bachelor Historian Lori join Arden and the gang to discuss

the FANTASY SUITES OF JUAN PABLO! It's OK!!!!! Fringe bikinis! Overnights!!

- Arden finally understood where "It's OKKKKKK!" came from!

 - Jerry thinks the editors had a hard time editing around Pablo staring at Clare's boobies!

- Lori thanks Juan Pablo is the definition of a gaslighter!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Patreon RHONY podcast stars Jacob and Deb join Arden and the Gang to discuss JoJo's season of the Bachelor -#GOAT. Blueberries and Paper Airplanes! Uncooked Yams! Mussolini! 

- Arden can't believe how tickled she was rewatching The Falcon's elf loafers at the proposal!

- Deb wanted MORE JORDAN and less CHAD!

- Jacob just felt sorry for Chase. And Robbie. And Wells. And Luke. And America.

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Rookie of the year Jerry Trainor and Arden's friend Lori join Arden and the gang to break down the Hometowns episode of Juan Pablo's season of The Bachelor. Bridge Trolls! Bad throwing arms! A visitor!

- Arden thinks Renee should have been the Bachelorette!

- Lori is appalled by Andi's hometown date!

- Jerry can't believe Clare's plunking of a rock into a pond!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Co- Hosts of the brilliant podcast Las Culturistas and SNL cast member Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers join Arden to break down Ben Higgins best of episode of The Bachelor. BONERS! SCRIPTURE TATTOOS! WHERE IS JUBILEEEEE??????

- Arden thinks Lace was one of the most fun contestants ever!

- Matt wants a thrupple to ride off into the Bachelor sunset!

- Bowen thought Ben immediately regretted not picking JoJo!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Rookie of the Year Jerry Trainor and Arden's friend Lori joins Arden, Anna and Katie to break down another episode of Juan Pablo's season of the Bachelor! Adult Braces! Oprah singers! My special ones!

- Arden puts Jerry in a box!

- Jerry can't believe the ladies are not Team Nikki!

- Lori gives us a history of why the public turned on Juan Pablo?

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Arden welcomes Rookie of the Year Jerry Trainor and Rookie-Rookie of the Year Miles Gray to discuss the BEST BACHELORETTE OF ALL TIME Kaitylnn Bristowe's season! Captain Harrison! Harrison Harrison! Turtles are Awesome!

- Arden needs to call Nick and tell him what Uncle Steve from iCarly thinks!

- Jerry thinks Nick took the train DOWNTOWN!!

- Miles thinks JJ and Clint's moves in the hot tub are moves he pulled trying to get laid in high school!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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WYATR Royalty returns to join Arden and Arden's friend Lori to discuss the New Zealand episode of Juan Pablo's season!! Rolling balls on Sheep Farms! Crevice swimming! Hobbiton!

- Arden wants to hop in a ball and roll down a sheep farm mountain EVEN MORE THAN SHE WANTS TO BE A K-POP BACK UP DANCER- WHICH IS A LOTTTTT!!

- Erin would go into the Squeeze if you could hang onto her contacts and give her a hair tie!

- Lori would happily go into the squeeze but she would have to bring a 5 pound brick of cheese with her and would not fit back out!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Rob and Jerry join the ladies to discuss Sean Lowe's season of The Bachelor- the Greatest of All Time! THRRRREEEEEEE HOURS! Chris Harrison novels! Horny divorcees!

- Arden is convinced that Sean does NOT know what 50 Shades Of Grey is!

- Jerry wants The Bachelor to rethink their ending! 

- Rob thinks if your mom is on TikTok it's time to MOVE OUT!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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We here at Will You Accept This Rose are big supporters of Black Lives Matter. Arden and Anna recorded a short statement about why we chose to take Tuesday off and where you can go to donate to the movement and those in need.

Find resources to donate money to organization who are helping here.

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Rookie of the Jerry Trainor joins Arden and Arden's friend Lori to discuss the Vietnman episode of Juan Pablo's season! Jellyfish skinny dips! Mom meat shields! Horny dads!

- Arden does NOT want to ever, EVER, EVERRRRRRRRR drop into the Hell Cave!

- Jerry turned on Juan Pablo when he shamed Clare by throwing Camilla into the mix!

- Lori would 10000000%%%%% repel into a cave! That is her JAM!!!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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"THE NO BONE ZONE!" w/ Nick Viall and Michelle Collins

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Comic superstar Nikki Glaser joins us on a very special episode to discuss this season of LISTEN TO YOUR HEART! Pandemic Passes! The lead singer of TRAIN! Happy happy, Busy Busy!"

- Arden's dream is to get a reduction and a lilt, wear a deep V 1970's Halston Jumpsuit and throw an ashtray at a wall!

- Nikki suggests that EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET THEMSELVES a HOME KARAOKE MACHINE!!

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Bachelor of the Year Rob Benedict and Rookie of the Yeary Jerry Trainor join us to discuss Listen To Your Heart no sleep till VEGAS episode! Tour Buses!! Train!!! Haunted Motels!

- Arden thinks Jamie is going to win because she MUST be someone's niece! 

- Rob thinks everyone wants to do NO POO!

- Jerry thinks they gave Rudi and Matt the ringer song so they CAN WIN!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Steve and Brendan join Arden, Anna and Katie to discuss the American Idol of Dating Shows- LISTEN TO YOUR HEART!  Pat Benetar! Dates at the Roxy! Mannequin Makeup!

- Arden gives Anna props for her "Natasha is a plant" theory!

- Brendan wants to capture Brandon tie him to a chair and play the Ramones for him!

- Hytner thinks Julia is the biggest villain any show has ever seen!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Rob and Lauren join Arden and the gang to discuss week three of "LISTEN TO YOUR HEART!" Kesha! JoJo! Jason Mraz?

- Arden thinks Brandon is creepy when he sings out of the side of his mouth!

- Lauren thinks that Clare's Bachelorette ads look a Russian dating site!

- Rob could not believe that Brandon and Savannah could take the MOST FUN SONG IN THE WORLD and make it a DRAG!!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Comedy Superstar Michelle Collins joins Arden and the gang to discuss episode two of the fever dream that is LISTEN TO YOUR HEART!!! American Idol contestants! Harry Potter! Guitar Center!

- Arden needs to get herself a pirate crop top! - Michelle thinks Chris Harrison has styled himself after Kim Jong Un! - Anna things Natacha is a PLANT!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Arden breaks down the "LISTEN TO YOUR HEART" premiere with Bachelor of the Year Rob Benedict and Brendan Smith. So many John Mayer Songs! Rocker Whaboom! Snipers!

- Arden is not sure if ABC actually finished watching the movie A STAR IS BORN!

- Rob wants to become a Neo Soul Singer!

- Brendan wants to poke his eyes out for the lack of ROCK!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Erin Foley and Lori join Arden to discuss Juan Pablo's trip to Korea with the Ladies! K Pop Stars! Wet Blanket Baby Nurses! Fuck Boys!

- Arden wants to go on EVERY DATE THAT JUAN PABLO has set up!

- Erin has decided to fight Jerry and Lori for Charlene's affection!

- Lori insists she has no memory but we KNOW SHE IS THE PINBALL WIZARD!!!!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Rookie of the Year Jerry Trainor joins Arden, Arden's friend Lori, and Anna virtually in all of their bunkers as they break down the third episode of dates on Juan Pablo's season as we get to know new Bachelorette Clare Crawley. Fake teachers! Spiderman kisses! Bungee Danger!!

- Arden wants to get her PAWS ON A CAR BOAT!!!!!

- Jerry wants you to know "She's feeding the fishes, babe!"

- Lori goes FULL JEDI WARRIOR Bachelor Historian on us!

- Anna can't believe any would be that jazzed over Pasadena City Hall! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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WYATR OG Erin Foley and Bachelor Historian Lori join Arden, Anna and Katie via phone to chat Juan Pablo (Itunes/ Amazon eps 3 and 4, Bachelor Archive ep 2). Electric Runs! Naked trustafarians! Dyed Goatees!

- Arden desperately wants to go sledding in LA and electric running Utah!

- Erin is waiting to put a ring on it with Lucy!

- Lori has some hot tipzzzzzz about Salt Lake City!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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The year is 2014. Rookie of the Year Jerry Trainor and Bachelor Historian Lori joins Arden, Anna and Katie to get to know our new Bachelorette Clare Crawley by breaking down Juan Pablo's season of the Bachelor (Season 18) . This episode covers the pre-show and night one in the mansion. Evening gowns! Valentina!!! Baby bumps!

- Arden thinks Juan Pablo had boner fever for Clare's fake baby bump!

- Jerry was ready to put a ring on it with the dancing terrible masseuse!

- Lori's A BEAUTIFUL MIND skills really shine when talking about ANY Bach trivia!

- Tanna is tanning on her tanning bed in between cans of spam and creamed corn!

- Katie never wants to go into a store again!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Arden is joined by an all star lineup of Rob Benedict, Paget Brewster, Brendan Smith and Jerry Trainor to discuss the MOST INSANE BACHELOR MOTHER OF ALL TIME!!!  Flies! Volcanoes! BARRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBB!

- Arden is SHOOOOCCCCKED that many podcast peeps were not appalled by the OUT OF CONTROL BARB!!!!

- Rob thinks Madison is about to be sacrificed to the Gods in the Outback!

- Paget gave props to Hannah Ann's hard core Bachelorette audition!!

- Brendan thought the art department was working overtime!

- Jerry's friends don't know who he is anymore!!!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Bachelor, Pop and Art Royalty Ashley Iaconetti and Lance Bass, and Michael Turchin join Arden to discuss WOMEN TELL ALL!!!!!!  Spider eyes! Spreading legs! Batshit Bachelorettes!

- Arden thinks Clare is going to be a BLAST as the new Bachelorette!

- Ashley can't wait for Victoria in Paradise!

- Lance is going to be doing squats until Amazing Race gets green lit again!

- Michael is DONE with Hannah B!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Rookie of the Year Jerry Trainor returns with Paget Brewster and Brendan Smith to discuss FANTASY SUITES!!!!!!! Sister wives! Naval Wives! Horny Lives!

- Arden thinks the producers need to lay off so we can get some proposals happening and so Peter can BRING HER HOME TO US!!!!

- Paget was praying for Hanna B's return!

- Jerry can't wait to see Kneel Lane!

- Brendan wants a Koala to be rescued for Silverlake Bachelor!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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13 Reasons Why's Anne Winters, Insatiable's Michael Provost and Supernatural's Rob Benedict join Arden to discuss the LOCO MADNESS OF HOMETOWN'S!!!! Infected scars! Bad dad haircuts! Ranger Rick!

- Arden would dump anyone who named a bottle of wine "WINE"

- Michael thinks Peter might have the same scar as Anakin Skywalker

- Anne is HORRIFIED by the Madison's dad's twitter photos

- Rob thought Peter was a tattle tale!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Comedy superstar Michelle Collins joins Arden and Anna in a special NYC episode of Will You Accept this Rose? Alpacas! Lawyers! Bubble heart lettering!

- Arden gets swayed by Michelle's case for Kelsey for Bachelorette!

-  Michelle loves a sexy pilot!

- Anna thinks the producer is the one who Peter's mom wants him to "BRING HER HOME TO ME PETERRRRR!!!!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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2020 Bachelor of the Year Rob Benedict, Lisa deLarios, and Bill Kunstler join Arden to discuss the Bachelor's trip to Chile! Crying against walls! I am in love with the strong girl I see in the mirror! Meat Sweats!

- Arden thinks Peter's scar is made of mud and twigs and cartoon characters!

- Rob would like a sidebar with Kelly!

- Bill acknowledges that when he has gotten rejected it's because he knows that HE is the problem!

- Lisa can't believe Peter was swayed by a candle!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Arden's brother Alarik and Kyle Dunnigan join Arden to discuss the scar to end all scars! House Flippers! Steaming Volcanos! Horny Grottos!

- Arden is ready to move into Andy Cohen's clubhouse!

- Alarik is the realist bitch here!

- Kyle is looking for a lady with a barn rash!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Arden welcomes 2020 Rookie of the Year iCarly's Jerry Trainor, along with Paget Brewster and Brendan Smith! Chase Rice! Hair Kiosks! Polka Dancing!

- Arden is conflicted over how easily manipulated she is by the editors!

- Paget thinks the producers have a whole new rule book!

- Brendan is waiting for his Bachelor Silverlake contestants to bring him back a coyote pup from Griffith Park!

- Rookie of the Yeah Jerry Trainor's baaaaaackkkkk Bitches!!!!!!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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It's LIVE from the San Fransisco Sketchfest as Arden breaks down Peter Pilot's season so far, and plays some games with Rob Benedict, Lauren Lapkus, Paget Brewster, Steve Hytner, MK Paulsen and Annalise Puccini!

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Bachelor Australia Patreon experts Mk Paulsen and Lisa Delarios join Arden to discuss a good old fashioned FIASCO!!!  Linger-Y! Male Booties! Champagne Stealers!! DO YOU HAVE A JOB!!!?????

- Arden wants to impress a man by seeing eye to eye- TORSO WISE IN THE SACK!

- MK is ready to be ELFed on A SHELF!

- Lisa is NOT here for snitches who get stitches!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Rob and Brendan join Arden to discuss CHAMPAGNE GATE 2020!!!!! Hannah Android! Monster Spiders! Glitter Boners!

- Arden is getting ready to play Hannah AND Peter's mom in the stage production of the Bachelor!

- Rob is impressed as Arden twerks on a chair in lederhosen as Brendan removes a tarantula!

- Brendan does his impression of Mickey Mouse forcing Peter back into his contract!

- Anna eyeballs a monster spider!

- Katie wants Hannah B to run away with her Dancing with the Stars partner!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Rob and Paget join Arden, Anna and Katie to discuss the MOST INSANE PREMIERE EPISODE OF A BACHELOR SEASON EVER!!!! Windmills! Dad Jokes! Mascara streaks!

- Arden doesn't remember seeing vagina flowers in the Smokey Mountains!

- Rob is convinced that SOMETHING BIG went down in the lobby of the 4 Seasons westlake village!

 - Paget is DOWN for her Italian priests!

- Anna did not move her face the whole episode in tribute to Kelley

- Katie thinks Hannah Beast was ALL ABC contract!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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There will be a live Will You Accept This Rose? at SF Sketchfest! With Arden Myrin and special guests Paget Brewester, Lauren Lapkus, Rob Benedict, MK Paulsen and Annaliese Puccini! Sunday, January 19th at 1pm at the iHeartRadio Stage at the Gateway Theater. Tickets available here!

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It's draft picks for Peter Pilot live from LA at Dynasty Typewriter! With Lance Bass, Ashley Iaconetti, Wells Adams, Kirsten Vangsness, Paget Brewster, Erin Foley and Rob Benedict!

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HEY BUNNIES! We decided to give you a second PATREON episode so you can all get a MORE of a taste of what we're up to while we are down under! WE HOPE YOU HAD A GREAT THANKSGIVING! 

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MK and Lisa are back again with Arden and Anna to talk about episode two of the new Bachelor Australia season! Persian princesses! The new girls! Emma doesn't want to be a bitch!! Mary's commentary!

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HEY BUNNIES! We are dropping a bonus PATREON episode so you can all get a taste of what we're up to while we are down under! ENJOY AND HAPPY THANKSGIVING! 

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MK and Lisa join Arden and Anna to break down the FIRST episode of The Bachelor Australia with our new bachelor Matt Agnew! He's an astrophysicist! She's a Gemini! Big lips! Eleanor or Helena?!!

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Arden and Rob chat about the FIRST EVER LIVE SHOW IN LOS ANGELES on Sunday December 15th at 4pm at the Dynasty Typewriter at the Hayworth Theater, and Arden talks about the MAGIC of BACHELOR AUSTRALIA! PLUS A NEW EDITION OF KRISTEN VANGSNESS TO THE LIVE SHOW!

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