Billion Dollar Record Club

JD plays his favorite Fishbone album and hunts for the promised far left social commentary. 

Steve presents a learned treatise on Cher’s reinvention as a rock chick, “post-arena” rock, Diane Warren, Desmond Child, and the tragedy of Michael Bolton.

Plate of shrimp.

Hunter raps about Rappin’ wrapped in wrapping. Only the first part of that is true. actually re-write:

A foursome of horny dorks remind JD of a family trip to Colorado. 

Steve presents a learned treatise about Bertie Higgins, the Florida Keys, drug smuggling, and why Jimmy Buffett sucks so bad.

Billy Squier. YOUR kind of lover.

Hunter presents the band and album Shotgun, double barreled Funk that will get you arrested in 48 states. Be careful.

An album with a cover indicating the dark, horrifying music that lives along its grooves is given a valuation of one billion dollars after fun facts about it are shared.

Steve presents a learned treatise on Cinderella, hair metal, power ballads, authenticity, craftsmanship, and America’s distaste for androgyny.

I Dare You.

Etta James is back! And this time she’s proactive and a totally outrageous paradigm!

JD, Steve, Hunter, and Dave tell you who to vote for to get into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Steve presents a learned treatise on Kenny Rogers, Dolly Parton, the Bee Gees, and the peak of country music’s early-’80s crossover.

Shut the fuck up and listen to Ween’s country album. Featuring Ben Vaughn.

Hunter fulfills his end of the bargain to spend one night in an insanely confusing haunted house and meets a ghost who, like him, desperately wants to be cool.

JD presents an album by a one-hit-wonder from the psychedelic 60s.

Steve explains how a bunch of James Brown-obsessed nerds accidentally repopularized live-instrumentation funk.

Strap in, Nerds!  Dave presents the finest album of songs about video games ever pressed into vinyl.  You’re going to be so freaking rich.

Another hilarious prank on Dave blows up in Hunter’s face and leaves him gazing into the abyss of his Jam Band past, compliments of Jerry Garcia.

Dave and the guys turn a critical gaze on the musical offering of music critic, Lester Bangs.

Hunter’s holiday trip to the moon goes well and he returns to spread class in front of the fellas with the classiest of albums… Classy!

The officers of the Billion Dollar Record Club host their first quarterly Q&A session to comply with assumed government regulations.

JD presents a billion dollar movie soundtrack from a film he's never seen and uses the music to delineate the details of the plot with startling accuracy. 

Steve presents an infamous bootleg collection of ridiculous Elvis songs.

The hosts are visited by their benefactor (TV's Ed Weeks) to teach him the value of A Very Special Christmas. 

Dave presents the self-titled debut of a teen pop star.

Hunter’s prank on Dave goes horribly wrong in the best possible way, and we all find out why the bassist from The Rolling Stones didn’t say much. Spoiler Alert: He’s a weird dude!

JD Presents an album by the coolest looking guy he's ever seen. 

Dave presents an album from a white rapper from the tough streets of New York who raps about things like mermaids. 

Hunter presents an album of glamourous disco. There will be erotic novel discussions. There will be an ugly man/beautiful woman couple who sing a song called "We Do It" that he wrote to tell the world this fact. And Dave gets surprised when Hunter unveils the newest feature of our podcast. 

JD presents this definitive album of the genre we call OKpella, acapella that does not cause as much vicarious embarassment in the listener as does normal acapella. 

Just in time for Halloween, Steve presents a CD by Tiamat, the mid-level Swedish death metal band who took a bunch of shrooms and then released this more melodic death metal album. Anyway, it'll be worth a billion dollars very soon. 

Dave brings us a record that takes us on a hilariously long-winded journey into long-windedness.

The hosts spend an episode lampooning the most relevant of celebrities, and give a master class in how to do hilarious Italian accents.

Dave presents the album he loves to give to his buddies, allowing you the opportunity to buy it for your buddies and make them all rich.  

JD, Hunter, Steve, and David blow up the value of a hard rock album featuring a vocalist who would go on to become an adult contemporary legend.  

Hunter uncovers a band from Australia but sort of New Zealand that sort of shares his name. The value of the album increases a great deal. 

JD, David, Steve and Hunter successfully increase the value of an album by a recently deceased singer-songwriter. Cheeseburgs and margs abound. 

Steve finds the hidden value in an album by one of the world's cleanest cut singers, while David, Hunter, and JD find the hidden filth.

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