Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

EMTs!! This is EPISODE FIVE HUNDRED! We are so overjoyed that you've spent so many hours listening to us and we love you all so much. In fact, I love you so much that I will not spoil a single thing about this, the second film written, directed, produced, edited, and filmed by Glenn Danzig, "Death Rider in the House of the Vampires."

Do you...do you need more Glenn Danzig? You just may! Episode 302 is "Verotika" and it is really something. 

The regular lineup of links!

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! We just released our "Kung Fu Hustle" episode and weren't entirely proud of it, so we also debuted the first episode of "Nice One, Mate," our "Line of Duty" rewatch podcast. IT IS HAPPENING!

leave us a message at 412-407-7025

hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD 

buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance

the best place to reach us is at [email protected]

we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance

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if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.

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Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie

Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"

Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. 

In this week's episode, we're taking the suggestion of a whole bunch of you and discussing the brand new 2024 slasher "In a Violent Nature." Special topics for your consideration include: meditative murder walks, the perpetual fear of finding one's "thing" within a horror movie, haircuts that truly express the personality of the wearer, and the sweet relief of not having to care about the victim characters. 

Do you like movies from the killer's perspective? You may enjoy Episode 239- "Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon." How about Canadian slashers? Please consider my all-time favorite, Episode 305- "My Bloody Valentine, or, coming in at a close second, Episode 162- "Prom Night."

The regular lineup of links!

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! We just released our "Kung Fu Hustle" episode and weren't entirely proud of it, so as a bonus, next week we'll be debuting the first episode of "Nice One, Mate," our "Line of Duty" rewatch podcast. IT IS HAPPENING!

leave us a message at 412-407-7025

hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD 

buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance

the best place to reach us is at [email protected]

we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance

sorta on Twitter @werebulance

sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance

www.werewolfambulance.com

if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie

Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"

Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. 

Well EMTs, this week was hard and we just weren't up for jokes. You know what we are up for? Boy Cum Agreements! Please enjoy this re-release of our very first crossover with the excellent God Awful Movies podcast's Eli Bosnick in "The Lock In." It's rull bad and we absolutely earn the 'explicit' tag on Apple Podcasts. We'll be back next week with better attitudes and  the new film "In a Violent Nature." We love yinz all, please be good to one another.

In this week's episode, we're hitting the late-stage Insidious franchise with the fifth entry, "Insidious: The Red Door." Did we see Insidious 2, 3 or 4? No, we did not. That's the Werewolf Ambulance way. Special topics for your consideration include: some real daddy issues, dumdum demons, rude teachers, Dalton's brother, Dalton's sister, and the bad news about Tiny Tim.

We have covered exactly one other "Insidious" film, but at least it was the first one. It's Episode 303.

In this week's episode, we're celebrating TEN YEARS of this nonsense with the 2022 gross out film "Terrifier 2." Special topics for your consideration include: when the yucks come full circle to being fun, being a taxpayer, beautiful physical comedy, lightly confusing mysticism, and not dosing your friends. 

We covered the original "Terrifier" back in Episode 197 if you want to hear us talk about a much meaner film. Happy Halloween, babies!

In this week's episode, we're chasing that scare dragon with the 2024 Irish film "Oddity." Special topics for your consideration include: a palate cleanser after good ol M. Night, people who remind you of animals, titty bells, haunted shit, and witches. Do yourselves a favor and watch this one. 

The last time I really got caught by the scare dragon was on my return from maternity leave, when I was all soft and my guard was down. It was (shamefully) Episode 142- "In the Mouth of Madness." Don't you dare judge me.

The regular lineup of links!

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. Join now and you can help choose our next film!

leave us a message at 412-407-7025

hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD 

buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance

the best place to reach us is at [email protected]

we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance

sorta on Twitter @werebulance

sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance

www.werewolfambulance.com

if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie

Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"

Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Hi EMTs, this week we recorded and did not lose our "Split" episode. Were the jokes as good the second time around? I guess we'll never know. Special topics for your consideration include: beautiful teenage outcasts, being mad at M. Night's bad takes, absolutely stripping a therapist of their license like yesterday, films that make you believe that someday you will have to crawl through an HVAC vent, and an extremely important bit of information about new patron saint of the podcast Frank Langella.

Anya Taylor-Joy really is everywhere, isn't she? Catch her in Episode 73- "The Witch," Episode 319- "New Mutants" (which is also a crossover with the 'Marveling at Marvel's Marvels podcast), and Episode 415- "The Menu."

Hi EMTs, good news/bad news situation: Bad news, we recorded a whole episode on the 2016 film "Split" and then the goddamn computer lost the file. Good news: we recorded a Patreon episode recently about the Nic Cage vehicle "National Treasure" which feels like a somewhat comparable trade. We'll be back next week with a new episode on "Split" and hey, maybe the jokes will be better the second time around! Thanks for your patience.

In this week's episode, we're watching a vampire movie chosen by the Patróns and it just happens to be set in and filmed in the seedy city of Pittsburgh, PA! It's 1992's "Innocent Blood." Special topics for your consideration include: bars that aren't there anymore, an absolutely batshit cast, a side of Robert Loggia we'd never seen before, and the most hometown movie we've ever covered (and that includes our Patreon episodes on both "Striking Distance" and "The Dark Knight Rises."

Vampires! They are everywhere! Maybe just go listen to Episode 355- "Twilight" because lol.

In this week's episode, we're discussing the utterly silly 1989 Wes Craven film, "Shocker." Special topics for your consideration include: your foster kid, confusing police work, a double dip into the world of blue collar workers being murderers, and absolutely doubting "true love."

Get into our Wes Craven catalogue! You've got Episode 4- "Nightmare on Elm Street," Episode 44- Scream," Episode 138- "The People Under the Stairs," Episode 228- "Scre4m," Episode 242- "Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors," Episode 278- Scr3am," Episode 362- "Wes Craven's New Nightmare," and finally Episode 391- "Scream 2." WHEW.

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 1979 rendition of "Dracula" that features the 1970s' most unlikely fuckboy, Frank Langella. Wowwww. Special topics for your consideration include: getting all the spackle off your face and/or neck, interchangeable ladies' names that are decidedly not interchangeable based on a classic of gothic literature, seeing to your comfort, Donald Pleasance doing what he does best (being Donald Pleasance), and the hornier heights of Francis Ford Coppola. 

Please feel free to go listen to us discuss Allen's favorite Dracula in "Bram Stoker's Dracula" (Episode 110) or my favorite Dracula (lol jk) in Episode 317- "Dracula 2000." Just for good measure, please check out Episode 355- "Twilight" and know that I have offered to cover another movie from the franchise and Allen has outright refused. Take it up with him.

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2020 supernatural/psychological horror film "The Night House." Special topics for your consideration include: a lil bit of Pinhead, butts on the water (fire in the sky), the long-reaching tentacles of trauma, useless husbands, and great practical effects. 

We've now covered quite a bit of director David Bruckner's work. You can hear us discuss it in Episode 167- The Ritual, Episode 402- "Hellraiser," and Episode 436- "V/H/S."

Oh my god, EMTs. Don Dohler was a genius and an American treasure and his catalog should be far more celebrated. In this week's episode, we're discussing his 1982 absolute masterpiece of trash, "Nightbeast." Special topics for your consideration include: Baltimore accents that sound lovely to our Western PA ears, being a flannelman, a top 5 weird sex scene in WWA history, and the return of two characters that one of us loved.

Please go listen to Episode 178- "The Alien Factor" for more of Don Dohler's work. It's exquisite.

The regular lineup of links!

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. It's finally "Gymkata" month, babies!!!

leave us a message at 412-407-7025

hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD 

buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance

the best place to reach us is at [email protected]

we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance

sorta on Twitter @werebulance

sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance

www.werewolfambulance.com

if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie

Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"

Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

In this week's episode, we're discussing a movie that so many of you have requested that we cover, and we're left asking the big questions like...why? Special topics for your consideration include: great actors and...not-so-great actors, solid discmen, being a book boy, the very concept of casino school, Chekov's peanut butter, and babies being at fault for truly everything.

I dunno guys. What did you see in this one?? If you'd like to hear us discuss other movies that yinz liked that we didn't, you can listen to Episode 441- "The Autopsy of Jane Doe" or Episode 473- "Drag Me to Hell." I am sure there are others but frankly, I couldn't bring myself to scroll through them all. 

This week, in true Werewolf Ambulance style, we're diving headfirst into a film series by beginning somewhere in the middle: we're discussing the 1985 George Romero film "Day of the Dead." Special topics for your consideration include: having a very shitass day at work, fantastic practical effects, a film of Pittsburgh royalty, comparisons to "Short Circuit," an absolutely bananas score, and an ode to my neighbor and yours but actually mine Tom Savini. 

If there was a Pittsburgh Mt. Rushmore, you'd better bet George Romero would be on it (and not that asshole Andy Warhol). Catch his other films that we've covered in Episodes 21 and 249- "Creepshow" and "Creepshow 2," respectively, and Episode 137- "Monkey Shines."

Hi EMTs! I'm on vacation this week so no write up...enjoy the episode!

In this week's episode, we're discussing the schlockiest of 80s schlock and loving every second of it with the 1986 supernatural (?) haunted house (??) movie (???) "Spookies." Special topics for your consideration include: the joining of two movies into one, being unclear on people's relationships with one another, Duke the horny ghost, and some of the most fun and most dookie special effects we've ever seen.

This movie came recommended to "fans of 'Chopping Mall'" so I absolutely must suggest you go listen to that episode-- it's Episode 174.

In this week's episode, we're making lemonade out of Xenu with the 2017 Tom Cruise reboot of "The Mummy." Uuuuunnngggghhhh. Special topics for your consideration include: what happens when Tom Cruise ceases to be charming, being mad at the Dark Universe while having only a very cursory understanding of what it is, pity for Jake Johnson, more Law & Order alums, and some mummies, zombies, action sequences that manage to be deeply boring, and unfathomable romance (this fucker has it all). 

Haha Tom Cruise sucks. He was also in Episode 76, titled "????" from when we used to remember to do April Fool's episodes (it's "Days of Thunder" which is actually a great movie and don't let anyone tell you otherwise) and Episode 190- "Interview with the Vampire." 

In this week's episode, we dig deep into the world of police work in the 1988 film "Maniac Cop." Special topics for your consideration include: Is Tom Atkins hot? Does Tom Atkins fuck a young beautiful woman? Does Tom Atkins pull off a weird trench coat look? (My answers are no/no/sorta, yeah!) And guys listen. You know we tend to have an ACAB stance on our show, so if you're gonna get salty and feel the need to reach out to us about it, please do me a favor and just don't.

Tom Atkins! You can catch him in Episode 52- "Halloween III: Season of the Witch," Episode 129- "The Fog," Episode 198- "My Bloody Valentine 3D," Episode 301- "Night of the Creeps," and if you're a Patrón of our show, you can access our action movies and hear us talk about him in "Escape from New York."

In this week's episode, we finally break down and let my cousin and yours (but mostly mine) Joe come on the podcast as a guest. We're discussing his pick, the 1954 "Godzilla." If you've not seen it yet, watch the subtitled Japanese language version and not the English dubbed version. Special topics for your consideration include: a real emotional roller coaster of a film, the problems with having two boyfriends, each of us choosing the saddest scene in the movie, and a heated debate about the creature design.

We love creature films! Well, some of them we hated. Find out which by listening to Episode 24- "Grabbers," Episode 135- "Creature from the Black Lagoon," Episode 148- "The Wolf Man," Episode 167- "The Ritual," Episode 184- "Tremors," Episode 219- "Attack of the Crab Monsters," or Episode 375- "Rawhead Rex."

Hey EMTs! We're on vacation this week, so please enjoy one of our all-time favorite vacation-gone-bad movies, "Midsommar." We'll see you next week for "Godzilla."

In this week's episode, we're discussing the brand new 2024 prequel "The First Omen." Yes, a prequel to that "The Omen." Special topics for your consideration include: some real extreme blasphemy as we go deep on Catholicism, a few spicy questions about what ol' Jesus is willing to do, trying and failing to upgrade our vocabulary to that of the times, and one of the absolute funniest hot-dogs-on-the-outside moments we have ever had the pleasure of experiencing. 

We have covered a few entries in "The Omen" franchise: Episode 77 is the original, Episode 406 is the bafflingly named "Damien: The Omen 2." We'd also be remiss in talking about a prequel without mentioning our absolute favorite, "Orphan: First Kill" (Episode 399) and its corresponding original, Episode 395.

Hey guys, we're taking a vacation next week to celebrate our nation's independence. There's gonna be a lot of hot dogs on the outside and I'm gonna eat them. We'll see you in two weeks.

G'day mates and other stereotypically Australian things! This week, we're joined by our pal from Down Under, Pye, to discuss her pick: the 2014 zombie action film "Wyrmwood." Special topics for your consideration include: learning to speak Australian, legitimately new zombie ideas, nonshirts, new-to-us weaponry, and potentially our most irreparably horny episode EVER.

Want more Australian horror? Check out You might enjoy Episode 11- "The Babadook", Episode 255- "Lake Mungo," Episode 266- "The Loved Ones," or Episode 453- "Talk to Me."

In this week's episode, we're brought to you by giant beers as we discuss the 2022 survival film "Fall." Special topics for your consideration include: a real menagerie of diversions, the high price of adrenaline, baffling use of 1980s rock hits, YouTube people, and deep-seeded fears.

Maybe this week, just watch "The Descent" it's Episode 116. 

Listener note: due to a glitchy mic, we had to lose a few minutes of this episode. Unfortunately that's where we put all the good jokes so we apologize for that. 

In this week's episode, we decided to ask our Patróns to suggest some queer-friendly horror films, and many of them mentioned the 2022 film "Bodies Bodies Bodies." Special topics for your consideration include: the absolute oldest we have ever felt, Pete Davidson's hog, an unintentional game of "Celebrities Katie Doesn't Know," being a real Alice, and how rich people have more fun than we do.

In this week's episode, we're living through yet another zombie apocalypse with the 2009 horror comedy "Zombieland." Special topics for your consideration include: a fitting tribute to an American treasure, controversial takes on snack cakes, our feelings on Columbus (both the city and the person), keeping up one's everyday makeup routine during the apocalypse, and the delights of Woody Harrelson. 

Zombies! We've covered so many zombie movies that I can't list them all here, so maybe just go scope out "Return of the Living Dead" (Episode 17) and "Return of the Return of the Living Dead" (Episode 339) where I thought it was possible that maybe I was too hard on it the first time, so we gave it another go. 

Hey EMTs, Allen and I have always been pretty open about our mental health with you, and unfortunately this week we just were not in the headspace to make jokes about "The Sacrament," the really very good 2013 Ti West film about the Jonestown massacre. We recorded about 18 minutes of content and they were shit; we tried eating Oreos and even that didn't help. Sometimes things just have to hit the cutting room floor. Don't come for us. 

All that being said, we hope you enjoy this episode from our action movie Patreon-only podcast covering "Mad Max: Fury Road" and we'll be back on the main cast again next week with "Zombieland."

Oh! and "The Sacrament" is a 9 from both of us, Sour Patch Kids Oreos are an absolute 0. Good lord. 

Katie is on vacation so you get a rare Allen write up. This week's movie a low for a time known as a horror deadzone. But we make the most of it and bring you over an hour of yuck yucks. 

Special topics include: being a poor man's Ethan Hawke. Why is it so dark? Why is it so wet? Unwanted advertisements. When a movie tried to be every other movie.

You know where to find us. Tell your friends. Thank you all for being the best. We truly appreciate you all. 

In this week's episode, we're visiting arguably one of the worst eras of horror with the 2003 crossover movie "Freddy vs. Jason." Special topics for your consideration include: a new patron saint of Werewolf Ambulance, quibbling with a quippy villain, stupid characters being utterly unable to fly under the radar, Jason's regrets when he thinks about his past, and another absolutely lovely voicemail.

My god, we've done so many of these movies. Friday the 13th: Episodes 32,117,141, 259, 277, and 449. A Nightmare on Elm Street: 4, 121, 242, 337, and 362. Knock yerselves out.

In this week's episode, we reminisce about our times as punks on the road in the 2020 horror comedy "Uncle Peckerhead." Special topics for your consideration include: a lot of tour stories, poor band to band etiquette, dreaming about playing with Queef Queens, a stellar voicemail, and revisiting the crucible that formed our real-life friendship (a grown ass man booing a 22 year old woman. It all worked out, obvs!)

Want to hear about more punks that aren't us? Try Episode 292- "Green Room."

In this week's episode, we're discussing a brand-new film that has had the internet abuzz-- 2024's "Late Night with the Devil." Special topics for your consideration include: Katie's great new ideas for a one woman show along with some new employment opportunities, Allen dropping knowledge on ye olde television shows, loosely factual historical nonsense, and a demon whose name might be a demon and miiiight be a medication for lactose intolerance. 

Do you like modern horror movies that are set in the 1970s (I know, kind of grasping at straws here because this movie is fairly dissimilar to most of the other ones we've covered)? You may enjoy Episode 96- "The Conjuring," Episode 175- "House of 1000 Corpses," Episode 268- "The Love Witch," Episode 282- "The Amityville Horror" (Ryan Reynolds version), Episode 286- "Knife + Heart," Episode 394- "Black Phone," and Episode 396- "X."

In this week's episode, by popular demand, we're discussing the 2009 Sam Raimi supernatural morality tale "Drag Me to Hell." Special topics for your consideration include: making the tough decisions, gumming a baby, PROFESSOR Justin Long, heavy puking, and Pennsylvania snacks.

We have watched a lot of bad things happen to Justin Long; you can catch him in Episode 181- "Tusk" and Episode 403- "Barbarian."

In this week's episode, we check in with our friend and yours but mostly Allen's, Lucio Fulci, and his 1983 sword-and-sandal horror film "Conquest." Holy ghost. Special topics for your consideration include: the most Vaseline you've ever seen, cute lil baby lapdog werewolves, eating brains through a slit in a mask (like you do), laser arrows, learning to love and be loved, and the grossest thing since maggot phone.

LUCIO! We love the man so much, we put him on a semi-insulting t-shirt featuring the artwork of the inimitable Justin Gray (get it at https://www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance) Even if you don't want that-- and why would you not?-- you can still listen to all our Fulci episodes from the past: Episode 72- "The Beyond," Episode 227- "Zombi 2," Episode 281- "City of the Living Dead," and Episode 388- "The House by the Cemetery."

In this week's episode, we're going back to a question that has haunted me for years: did I actually see a good movie about scarecrows years ago, or was it all a dream? A number of you have suggested that it might be the 1988 film "Scarecrows," so here we are. Special topics for your consideration include: bad piloting, bad paramilitary-ing, bad locations, bad plans, good hair, good scarecrows, and your future World Series-winning Pittsburgh Pirates, obviously. 

This is the fourth entry into our hunt for THE scarecrow movie: the others are Episode 237- "Scarecrow" (this is a SyFy channel original film and hoo boy that was a mistake), Episode 334- "Husk," and Episode 386- "Dark Night of the Scarecrow."

In this week's episode, IT'S ALLEN'S BIRTHDAY and it's a biggie, so we're letting him pick whatever he wants. We'll be discussing the 1999 intersection of many of his interests, "The 13th Warrior." Special topics for your consideration include: what makes a good D&D movie, a very brief re-telling of "Beowulf," the Omar Sharif cool factor, religious loopholes, and some Viking lore. 

I legitimately can't think of another movie we've done to compare to this one, so I maybe we'll go with the literature angle: Episode 110- "Bram Stoker's Dracula."

In this week's episode, we are back to the well of one of our mainstay directors, David Cronenberg, with the 1981 film "Scanners." Now we know what it's like to be let down by a friend, hoo boy. Other topics for your consideration include: Michael Ironside doing the heavy lifting, dudes talking, various brands of margarine, more dudes talking, Dr. Ruth's legacy, not being able to tell apart the dudes that just keep talking, and the use of AI in the production of this podcast.

We just covered another Cronenberg film recently: Episode 456- "Rabid." Catch his other movies in Episode 88- "Shivers," Episode 103- "The Fly," Episode 177- "The Brood," and Episode 442- "Videodrome." 

Hello EMTs! No new episode this week, so we're inviting you to bask in the glory of the weird mind of Charles Band with the 1979 film "Tourist Trap." We released this one nearly six years ago, so we were like... practically babies! We hope you enjoy it.

In this week's episode, we're hanging out in one of our favorite genres: weird Italian shit of the 1970s! We've got the 1979 alien/jesus/horror cult classic "The Visitor." Also, someone call the authorities because somehow Allen has sold me on the aforementioned weird Italian shit and made me love it.

Special topics for your consideration include: the most beautiful blonde Jesus, ropey toes, Spaghetti House, fantastic Southern accents, pizzeria incidents, buying a child a raptor, and green screens for daaaays.

You wanna see more Franco Nero? You may like him as the sexiest Pope in Episode 444- "The Pope's Exorcist" AND THERE'S GONNA BE THREE MORE, HALLELUJAH, THANK YOU POPE FRANCO NERO. You like these weird Italians pretending to not be weird Italian? You'd probably like another movie by these weirdos, Episode 308- "Beyond the Door."

In this week's episode, we're discussing a 2021 horror comedy starring Allen's favorite dude Sam Richardson, "Werewolves Within." Special topics for your consideration include: some new bands we're planning to form, the world's greatest ad lib, things women hate, and the difference that an absolutely incredible cast can make.

Do you like delightful horror comedies? You may enjoy some of our favorites: Episode 78- "Housebound," Episode 126- "Cabin in the Woods," Episode 239- "Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon," Episode 322- "Freaky," and Episode 438- "Renfield."

In this week's episode, we're celebrating Thanksgiving in February (as they say) with the 2023 Eli Roth film "Thanksgiving." Special topics for your consideration include: the return of teens approaching retirement age, hot takes on condiments, hot takes on breakfast foods, hot takes on Eli Roth's jokes, and a touch of eggplant.

Eli Roth is kinda silly but here we are. You can hear us discuss his work in Episode 179- "Cabin Fever" and Episode 315- "Knock Knock." You can also catch the then-fake trailer for this film in the Grindhouse series, which we covered in Episodes 329 and 330.

In this week's episode, we descend into the bleakest timeline with the absolutely brutal 2023 Argentine film "When Evil Lurks." Special topics for your consideration include: interesting internal logic, extremely gross dudes, wearing a beret and wearing it well, making tragedy all about yourself, and praying away the poop.

Want to hear about a few other movies that wrecked us emotionally? We've got Episode 224- "Hereditary," Episode 255- "Lake Mungo," and Episode 419- "The Dark and the Wicked."

In this week's episode, we're back in the studio discussing a fine Canadian children's fantasy film, "The Peanut Butter Solution." Special topics for your consideration include: what passed for kids' entertainment in the 1980s, Celine Dion's greatest accomplishment of film, bad ideas in parenting, many many brother, and what Dario Argento dreams of. 

Yinz like Canadians? Please enjoy Episode 88- "Shivers," Episode 103- "The Fly," Episode 177- "The Brood," Episode 203- "Grave Encounters," Episode 35- - "My Bloody Valentine," Episode 417- "Skinamarink," Episode 442- "Videodrome," or Episode 456- "Rabid."

Hello EMTs! This week, we were planning to discuss "The Peanut Butter Solution," but our pal Allen got COVID and I truly believe that it's not right to ask a man to watch weird Canadian children's cinema when he's ill, so we'll be back with that one next week. In the meantime, please enjoy this blast from the past with the re-release of our episode from 2016, "IT" (the 1990 miniseries). And I promise, the next time Allen gets sick, I'm doing the Brian-from-Wings-Shining all on my own. Have a great week, and we'll catch you next time. 

In this week's episode, we're headed back to the Ti West well with the 2011 slow burn "The Innkeepers." Special topics for your consideration include: a surprising amount of hair metal references, a question of ghost belief, Allen's new term for Kelly McGillis, upsetting age gaps, and a wonderful letter from a listener. 

Ti West is all over this podcast: Episode 172- "House of the Devil," Episode 396- "X," Episode 436- "V/H/S," and Episode 440- "Pearl."

In this week's episode, Katie 'celebrates' a milestone birthday with a gift for Allen: the 1980 Dario Argento film "Inferno." It's pretty much exactly what you might expect. Special topics for your consideration include: bakery smells, really enjoying just getting into a weird hole, refusing to move a camera, Great Depression beds, and late night hot dogs. 

LISTENER WARNING: there is some real gross animal cruelty in this movie, so please don't watch it if you won't be able to un-see it. 

DARIO! What a nutbar. We have been celebrating his catalog for years:  Episode 23- "Suspiria," Episode 84- "Demons," Episode 185- "Deep Red," Episode 306- "Tenebrae," Episode 325- "The Bird with the Crystal Plumage," Episode 369- "Phenomena," and Episode 445- "Opera."

In this week's episode, voted on by our Patróns, we watched the 2023 horror-comedy "Slotherhouse." Special topics for your consideration include: two middle-aged people who just don't get the kids these days, facts(ish) about some animals, questions about Greek life, a tale of a future Hall of Famer who definitely fucks (allegedly), and an absolute delight of a Mailbag!

Do you like horror movies where an animal is the bad guy? Allow us to recommend Episode 37- "Zombeavers," Episode 41- "The Last Shark (L'ultimo Squalo)," Episode 137- "Monkey Shines," Episode 152- "Anaconda," Episode 168- "Arachnophobia," Episode 193- "Orca," Episode 214- "Congo," Episode 218- "Cujo," Episode 238- "Frogs," Episode 247- "Piranha," Episode 248- "Grizzly," Episode 289- "Crawl," Episode 447- "Cocaine Bear," and I'm certain I have missed a few in there. Animals can be such assholes sometimes.

In this week's episode, we are washing the taste of "A Castle for Christmas" from our mouths with something that honestly *might* be worse: the 2014 entry into the "Conjuring" universe, "Annabelle." Jesus. Special topics for your consideration include: hanging onto an American accent for everything you're worth, meeting a demon's cousin, some super subtle thoughts about Ed & Lorraine Warren, bits of every single other horror movie ever made, being a ghostbuster, and sacrifices or something.

James Wan, COME ON. You can hear us discuss his work our episodes on "The Conjuring" series: Episode 96 (the OG) and Episode 33 (the sequel). And for good measure, why don't you also listen to Episode 303- "Insidious" because I am half-sure they are all the same movie. And if you're really into some Wan stuff, you can listen to Episode 418- "The Nun."

Guys, we did a romcom and my cousin Vicky was here! She's the best.

Hi EMTs! The thing is, I am very drunk on my cousin Vicky's husband's fantastic eggnog so I can't really do a write-up, but Allen & I hope you have a wonderful holiday season with this year's Christmas episode, the 2022 film "Violent Night." 

That being said, we know the holidays can be hard for folks, and we want you to know that you are not alone. You are NEVER alone. We are here for you, the EMTs are here for you at https://discord.com/invite/DutFjx3cBD, and if you need a friend, reach out at [email protected]. If it's an emergency, please call the Suicide Prevention line by dialing 988. 

In this week's episode, chosen by our top tier Patróns, we're thinking, "didn't we just talk about this movie?" But we didn't! It's the 2021 Nic Cage film "Willy's Wonderland" and NOT a "Twilight" movie because our Patróns, lovely as they are, are COWARDS. Special topics for your consideration include: the return of teens who cannot act their way out of a paper bag, a brand new game, the motivations of Nic Cage, new Call of Cthulhu character names, and so many video games! 

You a big Nic Cage fan? OF COURSE YOU ARE. You can catch him in Episode 74- "Pay the Ghost," Episode 108- "The Wicker Man," Episode 240- "Mandy, Episode 438- "Renfield,"" and if you search for "Vacation Episode" in our library, you'll find "Face/Off," which was a Patreon episode that made it into the main feed (April 2021).

In this week's episode, it's all butts and boobs and armpits with the 1977 early David Cronenberg spectacular, "Rabid." Special topics for your consideration include: the question of where boobs begin and end, things we know and do not know about plastic surgery and also rabies, Montreal weather, and a classic cast of Cronenbergian characters such as Claude LaPointe and Dr. Dan Keloid.

What a lovable nutbar. Catch his other movies Episode 88- "Shivers," Episode 103- "The Fly," Episode 177- "The Brood," and Episode 442- "Videodrome." 

Listen, EMTs. There's a thing that happens to us towards the end of the year that makes us feel like we are on some kind of vacation though we are very aware that we're not. Regardless, we're acting like it this week with the brand new Blumhouse production "Five Nights at Freddy's" and as a result, you're getting a variety of digressions: baseball players of yesteryear, fast food restaurants of yesteryear, cell phones of yesteryear, sleepytime drinks of yesteryear, and, you know, talking about this movie. 

Wanna hear some other Blumhouse episodes? Just this year we've had Episode 421- "M3gan" on our own feed and "The Exorcist: Believer" which you can hear over on the God Awful Movies feed. We've also loved a number of other Blumhouse films, such as Episode 124- "Get Out," Episode 293- "Happy Death Day," and Episode 322- "Freaky."

In this week's episode, we're headed back to one of Allen's favorite years, 1986, with the Stuart Gordon film "From Beyond." Special topics for your consideration include: a whole lot of questions and very few answers. I mean really and truly, very few. 

1986, baby! We've covered so many films from this year and here are a few of my favorites-- Episode 35- "Neon Maniacs," Episode 103- "The Fly," Episode 174- "Chopping Mall," Episode 199- "Terrorvision (THE LIVE SHOW)," Episode 213: "Poltergeist II: The Other Side," and Episode 375- "Rawhead Rex."

In this week's episode, we're hitting yet another new movie-- this year's supernatural horror film "Talk to Me." Special topics for your consideration include: whatever drugs teens are on, the horror wars and who is winning them, when being the cool mom meets being a responsible adult, and Australia: why you do this to us??

Australian horror is cool and scary and sad and weird, in our experience. You might enjoy Episode 11- "The Babadook", Episode 89- "Queen of the Damned" (oddly enough, it's lightly Australian!), Episode 255- "Lake Mungo," or Episode 266- "The Loved Ones." If that's not enough for you, head south east to New Zealand for Episode 78- "Housebound" and Episode 195- "What We Do in the Shadows."

We're back! We're alive! There's a new "Hell House LLC" movie! All is right with the world. This week, dive back into the mythology of the Abaddon Hotel, Andrew Tully, and Paul's Song with the brand new movie "Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor." Special topics for your consideration include: an indictment of true crime media, dapper Donald, making bad choices for both yourself and your loved ones, shoplifting, entities, texting ghosts, and an attempt to put together all the pieces we have of the Hell House LLC franchise. 

I feel like you really had to be there for the first three movies. They are Episodes 254, 256, and 258.

It's a sick week for us, so you're getting one of our first Patreon episodes. In short: COVID sucks, Pittsburgh rules, Bane is MMMBBLLMMPHHH. See yinz all next week for "Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor," and if you want more episodes about action movies, consider supporting us at www.patreon.com/werewolfambulance. Thanks for your patience. 

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EMTs! In this week's episode, we finally ascend to the pinnacle of spooky season-- and what better way to celebrate than digging into the 6th film in the endless franchise, "Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers," from a time when horror was notoriously excellent: the mid-1990s. Special topics for your consideration include: Paul Stephen Rudd (America's boyfriend), Mama's Family, utterly forgettable leads, a posthumous dedication to a horror legend, an attempt to draw a "Halloween" family tree and SO MUCH baby stress. 

1995 was a funny year. You can hear us talk about it in Episode Episode 214- "Congo," Episode 257- "Se7en," and Episode 272-  "Village of the Damned."

In this week's episode, we're celebrating PEAK spooky season with the most requested film over the last nine years: the 1983 slasher "Sleepaway Camp." Special topics for your consideration include: sidepipes, thighlights, and an utter lack of the titty bell, a fight over the pronunciation of the word "aunt," James Earl Jones' dad, good shirts, great insults, fantastic cursing, and more adult teens than you can shake a stick at!

Summer camps are fun, right? We dunno, we never went to them except for Episode 141- "Friday the 13th," Episode 182- "Final Girls," and Episode 344- "Fear Street Part Two: 1978." 

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 4th and not at all final chapter of the franchise, "Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter." Special topics for your consideration include: the return of old teens, Hotsquatch, talkin' sex with your mom, questions of Jason's aging, your neighbor and mine but mostly mine Tom Savini, and a special wish for a listener.

Hey, want to hear us again TOMORROW?! Check out our guest appearance on the God Awful Movies podcast, where we're discussing the brand new stupid movie "Exorcist: The Believer."

Want more Friday the 13th content? Check out Episode 32- "Part VII: The New Blood," Episode 117- "Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan," Episode 141- "Friday the 13th," Episode 259- "Jason X," and Episode 277- "Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives." 

In this week's episode, Party Month continues with the 2014 sequel in the Norwegian franchise, "Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead." Special topics for your consideration include: SO MANY hot dogs on the outside, good gore, useless cops in a new locale, being an asshole but also a stupid asshole, a solid appreciation for Martin Starr, and a bit of soccer hooliganism. Also I very much lost my voice by the end of this recording and I apologize for that. 

It's been ages since we covered the original "Dead Snow"-- all the way back in Episode 92! If you're interested in other Scandinavian horror, you may enjoy Episode 163- "Let the Right One In"(Sweden), Episode 260- "Rare Exports" (Finland), and Episode 275- "Lake Bodom" (Finland). 

It's the most wonderful time of the year! Welcome to spooky season, babies, and this year we are doing a full month of party movies-- the kind of movie you can watch with a crowd and yell at the scream. Party movie month kicks off with a strong entrant, the 2023 film "Cocaine Bear." Special topics for your consideration include: rethinking athletic training supplements, those weird 2 foot pixie stix, a smattering of potty talk, Avery Jessup, fingerblocking, and an enormous amount of joy courtesy of a listener.

In the absence of other horror movies about drugs (I can't think of any that we've done!) please enjoy the work of O'Shea Jackson Sr., aka Ice Cube in Episode 152- "Anaconda."

In this week's episode, we're determined to make jokes out of a very sad movie about a Vietnam veteran because somehow that is a job that a person can have! Special topics for your consideration include: a very "X-Files" era, the repeated deaths of Macauley Culkin, hunky television actors, being the guy hanging out with the girls who catcall the postman, angels/demons/whatever, and advice that *might* actually be right for a change! 

War is horrific and has thus inspired some really great and some  really terrible horror movies. You may or may not enjoy Episode 93- "Ravenous," Episode 187- "Dog Soldiers," and Episode 223- "Curse of the Cannibal Confederates." 

In this week's episode, we're spending all our mental efforts trying to suss out the meaning of yet another Dario Argento film with 1987's "Opera." Do we figure it out? OF COURSE NOT. Special topics for your consideration include: more dream logic, letting birds solve a crime, getting fed up with being murdered, finding new ways into the dating scene, and DANIELE SOAVE!

We love Dario Argento, I think? Perhaps for different reasons though. You can hear us discuss his work in Episode 23- "Suspiria," Episode 84- "Demons," Episode 185- "Deep Red," Episode 306- "Tenebrae," Episode 325- "The Bird with the Crystal Plumage," and Episode 369- "Phenomena."

Look, I know that I have said it so often on this show that it has lost all meaning (did it ever have meaning?) but this week, it's a spi-cy meeeat-a-baaaaall! Holy ghost, literally. We are tackling the 2023 Russell-Crowe-as-an-Italian film "The Pope's Exorcist." Special topics for your consideration include: Crappy teens, possessed kids who just aren't Regan (can they even tap dance?!), Italian doctors living and working in Spain, the absolution of all the Catholic Church's sins, an extremely sexy pope, and a reminder that in most international settings, Americans are the worst.

Exorcisms are a mainstay in horror, and horror is a mainstay in us. Check out Episode 90- "Amityville II: The Possession," Episode 155- "The Exorcist," Episode 216- "The Devil Inside Her" in which there is an exorcism of an extremely strong baby, my god what a fantastic film, and Episode 367- "The Last Exorcism." 

In this week's episode, we're pretending that we know our way around the internet with the 2018 creepypasta-inspired film "Slender Man." It's a doozy. Special topics for your consideration include: a reconsidering of Jamiroquai, allowing middle-aged men to write teenage girl characters despite not now nor ever having been one, worrying about Abercrombie Tom's plotline, and the real question...does Slenderman have a weiner? DOES HE?

It turns out that several feature films have been made based on creepypasta but this is our first. We did reference both "Bye Bye Man" and "Empty Man" in this episode, so go listen to those if you'd like-- Episodes 324 and 357 respectively.

Hi EMTs, Katie here. I had a rough week and was not able to record, so Allen and I decided to re-release one of our all-time favorite episodes: the absolutely wackadoo Nic Cage remake of "The Wicker Man." We hope you enjoy it and we'll be back next week with "Slenderman," we promise.

In this week's episode, we're discussing the intersection of media commentary and tummy vaginas with the 1983 David Cronenberg cult classic "Videodrome." Special topics for your consideration include: DEBBIE HARRY!, making it a pee-pee (whatever it may be), sexy ear piercing, physics-defying Betamax, the prophecies of Mr. Cronenberg and the strangest of trade shows. 

We've covered a few of Cronenberg's films in the past: Episode 88- "Shivers," Episode 103- "The Fly," and Episode 177- "The Brood." We've also gushed over Debbie Harry once before: Episode 132- "Tales from the Darkside."

Hi EMTs! I (Katie) am on vacation so I'm not doing any stinkin' write up for this movie. Enjoy the episode!

In this week's episode, we're talking about the very creepy and very emotional 2022 slasher "Pearl." Special topics for your consideration include: the ease of making major life decisions, some more terrible life advice from your pals here at Werewolf Ambulance, baby Brendan Fraser, misunderstood biology, and a veritable smorgasbord of things we like: familial drama! scarecrows! dry humping! dance numbers! maggot pigs! Truly everything we could want.

This is it, we have decided that we are all in on Ti West. You can catch his other work with the film that spawned this prequel, "X" (Episode 396), along with Episode 172- "House of the Devil" and one segment in Episode 436- "V/H/S." Also I would have bet my life that we had already covered "The Innkeepers" but... apparently not.

In this week's episode, we're back to the well of one of our favorite madmen, Charles Band, with the 1993 film "Puppet Master 4." It's exactly what you expect in all the right ways. Special topics for your consideration include: a ska news minute, high highs and low lows of puppets and animation, sexy (?) outfits of the 1990s, DECAPITRON, and the utter befuddlement that is trying to make sense of a Puppet Master film. Plus: a delight of a voicemail.

Have we done "Puppet Master" and "Puppet Master 2," you ask? Of course we have: Episodes 164 and 165. Have we done "Puppet Master 3," you ask? No, of course we fucking haven't, then we may have understood the plot of this movie. Maybe.

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2023 horror comedy film "Renfield." It's got a lot of stuff we like, such as references to Bela Lugosi, Voodoo Glow Skulls, giant men in leather masks, Jean Ralphio, terrible ways to die, and Nicolas Cage doing what he was born to do.

You can catch our other Nic Cage movies: Episode 74- "Pay the Ghost," Episode 108- "The Wicker Man," Episode 240- "Mandy" and if you search for "Vacation Episode" in our library, you'll find "Face/Off," which was a Patreon episode that made it into the main feed (April 2021).

Hey folks, just a few audio issues in this one (we record two episodes at once-- did you know this? It's a very well-kept secret) but all future episodes should be good to go. 437 episodes in, a mic cable gets worn out, ya see?

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2022 religious horror film "The Offering" in which we try to be as respectful as we can about other folks' cultures while being devoutly anti-religion ourselves and also, pretty curious as to how much Yiddish one can adopt into their day-to-day. Other topics for your consideration include: unacceptable ways to sleep, that guy I like from British crime dramas, what all GenX-ers and Millenials really want, what happens when a film veers towards the Wan-iverse but rights the ship with a goddamn goatman, and perhaps the perfect end to an episode.

Interested in Jewish horror? You might enjoy Episode 327- "The Vigil." Interested in that guy I like from British crime dramas? He was in "Anna and the Apocalypse," Episode 409 and I know, I know, his name is Paul Kaye but he'll always be that guy for me.

Just a quick note, we apologize for some minor sound issues in this episode. We've got a faulty mic cable and didnt realize it until we began editing. 

In this week's episode, we're discussing an anthology for the first time in awhile! It's the oft-requested 2012 film "V/H/S." Special topics for your consideration include: a whole slew of brand new advertisers who are absolutely not giving us their money to discuss their product, one of us sharing way too much personal grooming information (see the previous item in this list), a bunch of directors that we really like, calling your partner by a pet name in a disgruntled way, and the pleasure of watching shitty dudes get their comeuppance. 

We goddamn love an anthology: Episode 21- "Creepshow," Episode 61- "Trick r Treat," Episode 102- "Holidays," Episode 132- "Tales from the Darkside," Episode 178- "Twilight Zone: The Movie," Episode 249- "Creepshow 2," Episode 302- "Verotika," and Episode 368- "Tales from the Hood." 

In this week's episode, we're discussing the brand new (on Max now!) entry into the "Evil Dead" franchise, "Evil Dead Rise." Special topics for your consideration include: a veritable sea of Australians, hailing from a soldering family, reactions to priests, mom sadness, "Dream Child," and so much barfing. SO much barfing!

We've covered two other films in the series: the original in Episode 280 and "Army of Darkness" in Episode 229. They are predictably out of order and we still haven't done the second one.

In this week's episode, we're going back to a WWA-favorite era of the late 1980s with the supernatural/demonic possession film "976-EVIL." Special topics for your consideration include: when your phone's autofill function tries to predict "your thing," an unexpected sessy moment, having your directorial debut and your swan song be the same film (sorry Robert Englund), and a whole ass host of 1980s teen horror tropes: old teens, hot principals, religious moms, kids with insane names, movie punks (or at least punk-adjacent), evil quips, panty thefts & so much more! Or less. It might actually be less.

1988 was a hell of a year for horror movies, and we've seen a lot of them (say what you will about us, but we are certainly thorough).  Tease your hair, put on your Guns n Roses tee and settle in for Episode 32- "Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood," Episode 36- "Waxwork," Episode 50- "The Blob," Episode 137- "Monkey Shines," Episode 140- "Killer Klowns from Outer Space," Episode 192- "Night of the Demons," Episode 205- "Hellraiser II," Episode 225- "Beetlejuice," Episode 231- "Child's Play," Episode 265- "Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-o-Rama," Episode 283- "Elvira: Mistress of the Dark," Episode 314- "Phantasm 2," Episode 343- "Black Roses," Episode 383- "Hack-O-Lantern," Episode 401- "Halloween 4, and finally" Episode 404- "They Live." Holy ghost.

In this week's episode, we're enjoying the company of one of our patron saints, Natasha Lyonne, with the 2010 comedy/slasher "All About Evil." Special topics for your consideration include: breaking news to us that you have all been aware of for like... 2 weeks, perfect homages, more questionable parenting and--good lord--the posters in this child's room, bejeweled flip phones, the true power move of smoking wherever the fuck you want, and a special message from our AI overlords. 

Our girl Natasha Lyonne also appeared in Episode 134- "#Horror" which is a movie that I remember almost nothing about. You can catch Cassandra Peterson in Episode 238- "Elvira: Mistress of the Dark," and while Jack Donner has appeared in a few of the "Puppet Master" films, he hasn't been in any of the ones we've covered (Episodes 164 and 165, which are 1 and 2, respectively. Frankly I just love to bring up Puppet Master any time I get the chance. 

In this week's champagne-soaked episode, we're revisiting one of our favorite franchises with the 1991 film "Child's Play 3." Special topics for your consideration include: deep metaphors, what happens when you make a movie in like a month, a shocking lack of knowledge about the US military, weird hands, and a real cause for celebration (next week's episode contains the second cause for celebration reported on June 8, 2023 when we recorded this).

CHUCKY! Naturally we covered the sequel first (Episode 28) and the original film second (Episode 231) with the remake coming in appropriately third, in Episode 287. We also covered "Bride of Chucky" in Episode 356. What a lovable scamp!

In this week's episode, we're joined by our extremely funny and knowledgeable friend Kurt from Enjoy Wrestling to discuss his pick, the 2014 Kane film "See No Evil 2." You can find everything you need to know about Enjoy at https://linktr.ee/Enjoywrestling and we promise you, you won't regret checking it out. 

Wrestling is funny! We've covered one other official WWE Studios film in Episode 16- "Oculus," but we also reveled in the delights of their 1989 OG production in "No Holds Barred," which was a Patreon episode that we released on the main feed between Episodes 371 and 372. We'd also be remiss in not pointing out the following spectacular performances from professional wrestlers: Episode 80- "Predator" (Jesse Ventura), Episode 301- "Halloween" (Skywalker Nitron aka Tyler Mane in the Rob Zombie reimagining), Episode 311- "Girl on the Third Floor" (CM Punk), Episode 404- "They Live" (Rowdy Roddy Piper), and Episode 405- "12 Hour Shift" (Mick Foley).

In this week's episode, we're back to the terror of filling one's home with cameras in the 2010 found footage film "Paranormal Activity 2." Special topics for your consideration include: so much talk about Burger King that you might run right out and get yourself a flame-boiler Whopper™, words that you can't say on this podcast, problematic furniture, and a true roundup of horror favorites: dumb teens, bad advice, annoying demons, not listening to the one person who is trying to help, and more!

We've covered two other Paranormal Activity films: Episodes 83 and 296- "Paranormal Activity" and "Paranormal Activity 3" respectively. 

In this week's episode, we're trying to make lemonade out of a lot of lemons... and then maybe just dumping a whole bunch of gin into the pitcher to take the edge off a real piece of work: the 1968 Vincent Price film "Witchfinder General." Hoooo boy. Special topics for your consideration include: a movie that isn't the one you remembered and certainly not the one you wanted, the grossest you'll ever see Vincent Price behave, hair concerns, horse concerns, and a whole bunch of bonus content.

Is it possible that we've only covered one other Vincent Price movie? It's Episode 91- "The Last Man on Earth."

It's a landline! It's a knife! It's the newest entry into the "Scream" franchise! This week, we're discussing 2023's "Scream 6" or "SCREAVI" or whatever it is that they're stylizing. Special topics for your consideration include: having very shallow memories when it comes to the last two installments of this series, stanning our short kings and queens...of law enforcement? and also a quick PSA on where it is and is not acceptable to tag "ACAB," Dermot Mulroney!, and our slow descent into madness.

We have covered all the "Scream" movies! That's either an accomplishment or a reason to seek therapy. They are: the original in Episode 44, "Scre4m" in Episode 228, "Scr3am" in Episode 278, "Scream 5[?]" in Episode 374, and "Scream 2" in Episode 391. Just looking at the order in which we covered these movies makes me very happy.

In this week's episode, we're tackling a movie that (spoiler alert!) we both love a lot: it's the 2000 Japanese film "Battle Royale." Special topics for your consideration include: butt slashing, trusting adults, the fact that this movie might be a comedy?, fantastic death scenes, and the sad fact of knowing everything we know about other cultures from terrible 80s movies.

Into Japanese horror? We've covered shockingly little of it! We've done "Hausu" in Episode 115 and the remake of "The Ring" (no longer Japanese, I know) way back in Episode 98. Do you have a favorite Japanese film you'd like us to discuss? Let us know!

In this week's episode, we're digging into some post-"Texas Chainsaw Massacre," pre-"Poltergeist" Tobe Hooper in the 1981 slasher "The Funhouse." Special topics of conversation include: some minor societal red flags like teens dating people in their 30s and allowing a stranger to wash your child (?!), utterly amazing 1980s slang that perhaps didn't catch on, the Delaware state fair, terrible last words, and a very fun AMA with some listeners!

We've never discussed "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" because it's a perfect movie and there's not much to be funny about, but we HAVE discussed its raucous sequel "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2" in Episode 56, along with "Poltergeist" in Episode 212. 

Hello EMTs! I'm on vacation this week so instead of writing up a bunch of jokes about the movie, I am just going to say that in addition to your Pittsburgh baseball Pirates currently sitting in first place, Dave Bautista wearing people clothes is my absolute favorite thing to happen in 2023. Come along with us on this journey of the newest film from our boy and yours but mostly yours, M. Night Shyamalan.

We have spent a lot of time with ol' M. Night. You can catch his films in Episode 12- "The Happening," Episode 157- "The Sixth Sense," Episode 169- "The Village," and Episode 363- "Old."

In this week's episode, we're unable to find a decently reliable streaming version of listener-requested film "The Others," so we took the next best Nicole Kidman option: the 2013 psychological thriller "Stoker." It's a movie about vampires... OR IS IT?! Special topics for your consideration include: weird familial relationships,  Allen's concern about finding one's "thing," chasing that disgust dragon, lifeless mannequin eyes, and the fleshing out of our new podcast idea, "Murder Nut."

If you want more Nicole Kidman, please please go back and listen to Episode 76, cleverly titled "???? (1990)" because it is "Days of Thunder" and hoo boy what a perfect film. Right? Of course you agree.

In this week's episode, we're questioning why Ethan Hawke loves being in movies about dead children so much with the 2012 supernatural thriller "Sinister." Special topics for your consideration include: making a whole ass movie about wandering your house in the dark while wearing lounge pants, being a whiner about coffee, being a shit husband and a shittier dad, actors you know from every other conceivable things, and the problem with true crime.

Do you enjoy seeing Ethan Hawke act against dead children? You may enjoy Episode 394- "The Black Phone." Do you enjoy Vincent D'Onofrio doing whatever he wants? Then we'd suggest Episode 133- "The Cell." True crime fan? Apparently we covered "The Town that Dreaded Sundown" in Episode 49, but it's the remake and not even the original. Still, true story!

In this week's episode, we're headed back to the weird and wonderful world of Charles Band with the 1994 film "Shrunken Heads." Special topics for your consideration include: adult teens, a lesson in Haitian history, Meg Foster in the role of a lifetime, inappropriate jauntiness, nepotism babies, and condominiums,

Charles Band is a nutbar and I love him (almost all the time). Here are some movies he's had his hands in: Episode 156- "Gingerdead Man," Episode 164- "Puppet Master," Episode 165- "Puppet Master 2," Episode 171- "Ghoulies," Episode 186- "Tourist Trap," Episode 199- "Terrorvision (the live show!)" and Episode 354- "Dolls," a movie I completely forgot existed until I started this write-up and now I am delighted all over again.

In this week's episode, we're back from our break rested, refreshed, and ready to talk about a brand new movie! We're discussing the 2022 thriller "M3GAN." Special topics for your consideration include: our feelings on the upcoming robot overlord takeover, an allegory for....teenagers?, parenting advice, a throwback to the finest film ever made ("Child's Play 2" of course), and how this film fits into the oft-discussed Wan-iverse. And hey, if you're joining us as a new listener, welcome! We are very glad you're here.

Episode 28 is "Child's Play 2," Episode 231 is "Child's Play," and Episode 287 is the 2019 remake of "Child's Play." What more could you want?

In this week's episode, we're taking a much-needed break but wanted to leave you with a classic: our review of the 2019 Glenn Danzig-written/directed/produced anthology film (film?) "Verotika." We hope you like it and if you know anyone who can get us a copy of "Death Rider in the House of Vampires," get in touch!! I still kind of don't believe it's real.

We'll catch you next week with a new episode in the Wan-iverse, "M3GAN."  

In the meantime, support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can hear us discuss an action movie each month. Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance

Dudes, it's 420! We're celebrating by hanging with our friend Perry and discussing his pick, the 2018 sci-fi horror film "Annihilation." In the grand tradition of Werewolf Ambulance, though, it was not quite the movie he remembered. This is what they get for not letting me watch "Bong of the Dead," seriously! Special topics for your consideration include: wondering whether this movie is a metaphor for drugs or just sadness, exhaustion as a character choice, dealing with the consequences of not knowing a thing, and of course, weed.

420 baby! Thanks for sticking with us though so many ridiculous episodes-- we are truly grateful for all of yinz. We're going to be off next week for a lil break, but you can catch us TOMORROW as special guests on the God Awful Movies podcast (Episode 395- "The Exorcist 2: The Heretic.")

The only other thing I want to hype this week is Perry! Catch him on Episode 55- "Silence of the Lambs" and all of his stunning art on Instagram @smoking_joe_studio or on his website http://www.smokingjoestudio.com 

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2020 supernatural horror film "The Dark and the Wicked," aka "An Extremely Allen Movie." Special topics for your consideration include: two very different schools of thought when it comes to handling one's emotions, chasing that old scare dragon, the hardness of farm folk (particularly compared to how baby-soft we are), and a delightfully Pittsburgh voicemail. 

If you liked this movie, you'll probably love Episode 255- "Lake Mungo." We've also dealt with themes of grief in Episode 11- "The Babadook," Episode 47- "Don't Look Now," Episode 116- "The Descent," Episode 159- "Pet Sematary," Episode 224- "Hereditary," and Episode 270- "Midsommar."

In this week's episode, we're back to the Wan-iverse with the 2018 supernatural horror film "The Nun." Special topics for your consideration include: a case of mistaken identity, rewriting The Replacements lyrics to be about prayer, an extremely graphic depiction of the monetization of this film, and even more controversial opinions that will likely alienate our listenership!

Did you miss our episodes on "The Conjuring" series? They are Episode 96 (the OG) and Episode 33 (the sequel). And for good measure, why don't you also listen to Episode 303- "Insidious" because I am half-sure they are all the same movie?

In this week's episode, we're discussing the brand new 2023 independent film "Skinamarink." Special topics for your consideration include: um, you know, saying some stuff...about stuff? Talking about corners, walls, ceilings, and the feet of children, trying to get a foothold in someone else's nightmare, and a very weird personalized license plate. 

We've done a couple avant garde/arthouse style horror movies in the past. May we suggest Episode 115- "Hausu," Episode 194- "Santa Sangre," or Episode 240- "Mandy"? Also, does everything Lucio Fulci ever made count? If so, boy have we done a lot of those.

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 1987 supernatural (?) educational (??) erotic (???) film "A Chinese Ghost Story." Normally I'd write some jokes here and compare it to other movies we've covered, but frankly the Super Bowl made me get too tore up to do all that. Totally not my fault obviously. You'll like this movie though, it's pretty goddamn fantastic.

In this week's episode, we're exploring the world of fine dining and luxurious food with the 2022 film "The Menu." Special topics for your consideration include: a gift from a listener sparks food joy for us, being open to John Leguizamo, gatekeeping of hobbies, the good old days of smoking in restaurants, red flags in a potential partner, and chocolate hats, THE CHOCOLATE HATS!

We've covered two Anya Taylor-Joy movies in the past (Episode 73- "The Witch" and Episode 319- "New Mutants" which is also a crossover with the 'Marveling at Marvel's Marvels podcast) and one Nicholas Hoult (Episode 267- "Warm Bodies.) Sorry no Ralph Fiennes.

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In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2007 Spanish found footage film "[REC]." Special topics for your consideration include: how to make an extremely tight horror movie, running the zombie gauntlet, the relative attractiveness of the virgin Mary, concerns about the shape of scientific equipment and Werewolf Ambulance: An Unexpected Journey.

Are you a fan of found footage movies? You may like Episode 15- "The Blair Witch Project," Episodes 83 and 296- "Paranormal Activity" and "Paranormal Activity 3" respectively, Episode 203- "Grave Encounters," Episodes 254, 256 and 258- the "Hell House LLC" trilogy, Episode 380- "The Lock In," or Episode 408- "Deadstream."

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In this week's episode, we're discussing Stephen King's directorial debut (and hasty exit from directing), the 1986 diesel-themed disaster "Maximum Overdrive." Special topics for your consideration include: a quick visit to our errors & omissions corner, a retrospective on the career of Emilio Estevez, more inexplicable sex stuff from Steven Kang himself, the great unifier that is AC/DC and trucks. Just...just trucks.

Stephen King villains are funny. Please enjoy a group of religious children in Episode 59- "Children of the Corn," a car in Episode 126- "Christine," a teenage girl in Episode 206- "Carrie," a dog in Episode 218- "Cujo," and some grass? or a rune or something, I genuinely cannot remember, in Episode 291- "In the Tall Grass."

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In this week's episode, we're concluding our siblings-running-a-farm rock block with the 1980 utterly bananas film "Motel Hell." Truly, the mind boggles. Special topics for your consideration include: a fantastic tagline for a movie or a brand of smoked meats or really whatever you're promoting, the siren call of Rory Calhoun, terrible police work, absolutely baffling motivations, and the age old question of what did characters know and when did they know it?

I'm putting this up there with a handful of my other favorite bizarre horror movies of the 1980s- Episode 35- "Neon Maniacs," Episode 140- "Killer Klowns from Outer Space," Episode 174- "Chopping Mall," and Episode 265- "Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-o-Rama."

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In this week's episode, we're tackling one of the biggest horror movies of last year-- it's Jordan Peele's "Nope." Special topics for your consideration include: the first in a movie rock block of siblings running farms together, a real lack of knowledge around things like television channels, new emcee names, the worst day of your life, and of course, horses. Fuckin horses. 

We've covered all three of the recent Jordan Peele movies- Episode 124- "Get Out" and Episode 226- "Us."

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In this week's episode, we've got the much-anticipated annual romcom episode with the Lindsay Lohan/Chord Overstreet holiday vehicle "Falling for Christmas." Fantastic. Special topics for your consideration include: rich ski people, the utter delight that is Lindsay Lohan, the utterly unbelievable name that is CHord Overstreet, the concept of a 'flapjack daddy,' a few *small teeny tiny* plot holes in this otherwise-perfectly conceived and masterfully written film, and another much-anticipated event: another voicemail from Claudia.

Wanna hear our other romcom episodes? They are Episode 209- "Love Actually," Episode 261- "You've Got Mail," and Episode 361- "Miss Congeniality," but we also once went absolutely insane while in lockdown and spent the better part of three hours over two episodes discussing "Titanic." Those were Bonus Episodes #3 & 4 in April and May of 2020. What a time to have been alive.

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Look EMTs, the holidays can be tough and we can get tired, plus there are holiday Oreos, and you know how it goes. Frankly we needed a week off and, in the spirit of comfort & joy, we're leaving you with one of our all-time favorite episodes, "Over the Top." Stick around til the end to find out who won an arm wrestling match between us back in 2017.

We'll catch you all with renewed vigor next week for our fourth annual* New Year's romcom, "Falling for Christmas." 

*it should have been our fifth, but one year we must really have had the holiday blues because we dropped the idea altogether and did "The Fate of the Furious." Geniuses.

Thanks for sticking with us, and be kind to each other and yourselves. 

In this week's episode, we're giving our Discord channel (seriously, join us over there! https://discord.com/invite/DutFjx3cBD) what they wanted, and they wanted the 2017 Scottish zombie musical "Anna and the Apocalypse." Special topics for your consideration include: a lot of British television talk, Santa Claus: hot or not?, taking the time to talk about your feelings during an actual apocalypse, offensive things that we said about Blink 182 and also Jesus but we left them in the episode just for you, and what life would be like if the people around you just sometimes broke out into song? Yikes.

Into horror movies with some musical numbers? We've done two others: Episode 13- "The Phantom of the Paradise and Episode 389- "Repo! The Genetic Opera." And, not a musical, but please watch "The Alien Factor" (Episode 183) if only for the finest musical performance we've ever seen in a horror movie with the Baltimore-based band Atlantis playing a real banger, "Maybe Someday."

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As 2022 winds to a close, we find ourselves returning to its well yet again with this week's movie, "Deadstream." Special topics for your consideration include: our limited knowledge of physics, the state of Utah, Mormonism, and actually lots of other things, feelings about poetry, brand new exclamations, Sam Elliott's sidepipe, and the fear that arises from seeing yourself in absolutely awful characters. 

Let's do a 2022 rundown (even though we still have a Lohan Christmas movie from this year to get to!) We've kicked off with Episode 370- "Texas Chainsaw Massacre," then Episode 374- "Scream [5?]," Episode 381- "Firestarter," Episode 394- "The Black Phone," Episode 396- "X," Episode 399- "Orphan: First Kill," Episode 402- "Hellraiser," Episode 403- "Barbarian," and Episode 407- "Smile." It was a really fun year for horror and also, knowing about new things makes us feel young(ish) again. 

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In this week's episode, we're covering yet another highly-touted horror film of 2022-- "Smile." Special topics for your consideration include: the pros and cons of having resting contented face, various kinds of porn including trauma and also food, being tender yet masculine, backing yourself into a corner plot-wise, and weaving too many other movies into your movie.

To hear us talk about some of the other films we mention in this episode, you can check out Episode 26- "It Follows," Episode 98- "The Ring," Episode 224- "Hereditary," and just for fun, Episodes 99 and 382, "Final Destination" and "Final Destination 3" respectively (because of course we have not yet covered the second one, why would we do that?)

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In this week's episode, we're talking about a terrifying and suspenseful look at the coming of the Antichrist. Just kidding, we're talking about "Damien: The Omen 2" from 1978. This movie is almost entirely about muddling through the doldrums of middle management. Other topics for your consideration include: rich people parties, actors we like from other things, Napoleon, fighting a crow, and bad corporate practices. 

Did you like "The Omen"? So did we! It's Episode 77. Do you like Sylvia Sidney? She's Juno, the caseworker in Episode 225- "Beetlejuice." Big Lance Henriksen fan? PUMPKINHEAD, baby! It's Episode 57.

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In this week's episode, we're concluding our pro wrestling rock block with the (barely) Mick Foley vehicle "12 Hour Shift." Special topics for your consideration include: playing a new WWA game that was created mostly for the use of its name, fancy shoes of the late 90s, a very serious question for morphine drinkers, David Arquette's crime compulsion, the best and most blasphemous places to eat your snack, and a very exciting announcement about our internet presence (www.werewolfambulance.com)!

Pro wrestling is cool. Check out Episode 80- "Predator" (Jesse Ventura), Episode 301- "Halloween" (Skywalker Nitron aka Tyler Mane in the Rob Zombie reimagining), Episode 311- "Girl on the Third Floor" (CM Punk), and Episode 404- "They Live" (Rowdy Roddy Piper).

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In this week's episode, it's a listener pick! We're covering the 1988 'peak John Carpenter' film "They Live." Special topics for your consideration include: how far two fantastic leads can carry a film, the natural conclusion of the Reagan era, rull toothy faces, big ideas that leave some...unanswered questions, and our attempt to determine which actor has appeared in the most WWA movies without actually looking it up or doing any research or anything useful like that.

Interested in other 'peak JC'? Allen would have you believe that also includes Episode 79- "Prince of Darkness." You can also hear us discuss JC's other non-"Halloween" films in Episode 112- "Christine," Episode 129- "The Fog," Episode 142- "In the Mouth of Madness," and Episode 272- "Village of the Damned." We've also covered two of his action movies on our Patreon with "Big Trouble in Little China" and "Escape from New York" and I promise, you will not regret giving us your money with those ones.

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In this week's episode, we're discussing the movie that everyone is talking about-- or at least, everyone was talking about a few weeks ago? Frankly that is a pretty quick turnaround for old folks like us. Regardless, it's the 2022 film "Barbarian." WE ARE SPOILING THIS MOVIE, ONLY LISTEN TO THE EPISODE IF YOU HAVE ALREADY SEEN IT OR NEVER CARE TO SEE IT! Special topics for your consideration include: the delicate balance of creepy/hot, a not-very-flattering image of a region, weird house dreams, the vibe of Justin Long, the evergreen horror trope of useless cops, and the level to which we have desensitized ourselves to disturbing imagery. Whoops.

You can get more Justin Long (if that was a thing you ever wanted) in Episode 181- "Tusk." You can get more Bill Skarsgård in the "It" series, Episodes 351 & 352. We've not seen Georgina Campbell in anything else, but here's to hoping we do!

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EMTS!! We're so happy to be able to celebrate the most wonderful time of the year with you all again. And by popular demand, this week we're discussing the 2022 reimagining of "Hellraiser." Special topics for your consideration include: a sad lack of sex with jeans on (RIP Uncle Frank), a twist that everyone saw coming, a need for more griminess, concern for safety in a thunderstorm, and obvs lots and lots of genital talk.

We've devoted many hours of our lives to the "Hellraiser" franchise-- you can hear us discuss the original (Episode 51), "Hellraiser II: Hellbound" (Episode 205), and "Hellraiser: Bloodline" (Episode 262).

EMTs, I am so incredibly excited for "Single White Female: the Musical" here in Pittsburgh at Bottlerocket on November 10th! If you're local, you do not want to miss this. Get your tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/single-white-female-the-musical-tickets-428631647797?aff=ebdsoporgprofile

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In this week's episode, we're getting into the holiday spirit with the return of Michael Myers-- it's the 1988 entry into the Halloween franchise, "Halloween 4." Special topics for your consideration include: diminishing returns on the Michael Myers well, being perhaps overly honest with a child, wishing death upon your annoying colleague and having no one bat an eye, a thesis on the acting of Donald Pleasance, and prerequisites for the position of sheriff here in Haddonfield.

We've covered a wide breadth of "Halloween" movies, most of them kinda bad:  "Halloween III: Season of the Witch" (Episode 52), "Halloween H20" (Episode 201), "Halloween: Resurrection" (Episode 202), "Halloween" (the Rob Zombie reimagining, Episode 304), and "Halloween Kills" (Episode 353). 

EMTs, I am so incredibly excited for "Single White Female: the Musical" here in Pittsburgh at Bottlerocket on November 10th! If you're local, you do not want to miss this. Get your tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/single-white-female-the-musical-tickets-428631647797?aff=ebdsoporgprofile

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EMTs, this is Episode 400. FOUR. HUNDRED. What kind of fun, special things can you expect in this episode as part of the celebration? Easy- NONE. We forgot. We completely forgot this milestone until we were done recording. Serious professionals here. Anyway, we hope you stick around for another 400 because we love you very much. Special topics for your consideration include: a film replete with things we would never ever do or even consider doing, a brief tour of Noah's Ark, characters who need not be named, and the sudden realization that some beers have higher alcohol content than others. 

Like horror movies about haunted houses? You'll LOVE the "Hell House LLC" trilogy, Episodes 254, 256, and 258). And because we also love those movies, we'll be doing a "Hell House LLC" watchalong on Discord on Friday, October 21 at 9pm EST. We'll blast the info all over the internet and we hope you can make it! COGNETTI!

In other fun event news, I am so incredibly excited for "Single White Female: the Musical" here in Pittsburgh at Bottlerocket on November 10th! If you're local, you do not want to miss this. Get your tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/single-white-female-the-musical-tickets-428631647797?aff=ebdsoporgprofile

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In this week's episode here in the heart of spooky season, we're discussing the brand new prequel to a film we reviewed just a few weeks ago: it's the 2022 film "Orphan: First Kill" and hoo boy, were we flummoxed! Special topics for your consideration include: a surprising celebrity sibling, being super ready to hate a movie knowing absolutely nothing about it, an in-depth analysis of fencing by two people who, again, know absolutely nothing about it, and a phone call from a kind listener who sheds more light on the real orphan story that has unfolded over the last few weeks, so please stick around to hear that. 

Did you miss our conversation about "Orphan" recently? It was Episode 395. I know Julia Stiles has been in a handful of horror movies but we haven't done any others. She did star in a remake of "The Omen" and we covered the original, so maybe go listen to that? It's Episode 77 and I know it's a stretch, sorry.

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It's the most wonderful time of the year! In this week's episode, we're kicking off SPOOKY SEASON with something we haven't seen in awhile-- a good old-fashioned creepy ghost story with the 1980 film "The Changeling." Special topics for your consideration include: accepting our own mortality (or at least looking better than George C. Scott, bless his heart), making piano-man money, the kinds of things that only happen to you when your friends are rich, CLAIRE NORMAN!!, and some real deep rhythmic pounding. Oh yeah.

We have not covered nearly as many ghost stories as we should have, and many of the ones we have discussed are bad! Here are some of the worst: Episode 14- "Ghost Ship," Episode 69- "Thirteen Ghosts," Episode 203- "Grave Encounters," Episode 213- "Poltergeist II: The Other Side," and Episode 311- "Girl on the Third Floor."

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In this week's episode, we're (foolishly) returning to a film franchise in which we (wisely) covered one film and then turned and ran: it's the 2005 sequel "Saw II." Guh. Special topics for your consideration include: elaborately-timed plans of absolute stupidity, utterly confusing motivations, wearing your dad's suit to work, two very divergent meanings of the phrase "Jesus show girl," and the possibility that these films are not just torture porn but in fact torture for the viewer.

No Cary Elwes in this one, but you can catch him in "Saw," Episode 81. And, screw it, he's also in Episode 76- "????" which is actually just "Days of Thunder," a fantastic film. I wish Cary Elwes had been in this piece of shit. 

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In this week's episode, we're talking about the "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"/pornography crossover of the century: the 2022 film "X." Special topics for your consideration include: an abundance of bodily fluids, old age makeup and its effect on a film's creepiness quotient, being a secret Ti West stan, a real accent bonanza, and a very specific request for one very specific dick pic (please please do not send us your dick).

We reviewed Ti West's film "House of the Devil" in Episode 172, and he performed in the film "You're Next," Episode 40. Mia Goth was in the new "Suspiria" in Episode 232, and Jenna Ortega has graced our screens in both "The Babysitter: Killer Queen" (Episode 358) and "Scream 5" (Episode 374). She was also apparently in "Insidious 2," a film I genuinely cannot believe we haven't covered but maybe some other sweet day.

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In this week's episode, we're continuing our not-so-great parents rock block (I assure you, this was an accident and will not continue) with the 2009 film "The Orphan." Special topics for your consideration include: sad lady tropes, confusing adoption procedures (and attitudes, sheesh!), having your plot hinge on a child overhearing literally every conversation, generalized bad parenting, and a twist that would make our boy M. Night cringe. 

Enjoy watching children behave badly? You may like Episode 59- "Children of the Corn," Episode 77- "The Omen," Episode 177- "The Brood," Episode 216- "The Devil Within Her," Episode 272- "Village of the Damned" and for everyone's sake, Episodes 376 & 378- "It's Alive!" and "It's Alive 3: Island of the Alive" respectively. 

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In this week's episode, we're discussing the brand new Ethan Hawke horror movie "The Black Phone." Special topics for your consideration include: an accidental early reveal of next week's topic, the iconic nature of the "Dazed & Confused" soundtrack and why you may want to consider other songs from the 1970s for your movie, a Call of Cthulhu idea roll, extreme hatred of a certain M. Night Shyamalan work, and our usual outdoor visitors. 

Are you looking for some discussions of more movies from this year? You may enjoy Episode 370- "Texas Chainsaw Massacre," Episode 374- "Scream [5?]" and Episode 381- "Firestarter."

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In this week's episode, we're wrapping up college month with the 1990 semi-collegiate, semi-horror film "Flatliners." Yowza. Special topics for your consideration include: a trip around the Baldwin family tree, the not-so-ethnic Kevin Bacon, Julia Roberts' hair (of course), a look into Pirates' baseball history, and possibly the greatest version of "in a world of , be a " that we've ever come up with.

Want more Kiefer Sutherland? You'll need Episode 136- "The Lost Boys." Want to see his dad's butt? That'd be Episode 47- "Don't Look Now" and I'm sorry but I can't pass up a chance to recommend looking at Donald Sutherland's butt. Looking more for some Kevin Bacon? Check out Episode 184- "Tremors" and perhaps more importantly, in one of the finest death scenes of all time, Episode 141- "Friday the 13th." Fantastic work by your neighbor and mine but mostly mine, Tom Savini.

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It's the second half of College Month-- call it Spring Break, bay-bee! This week we're discussing the sequel to a film that we both really loved with the 2019 movie "Happy Death Day 2U." Special topics for your consideration include: college dudes called Kyle, a lot of confusion about loops, things that ruin emotional moments for some viewers, logical decision-making, serial killers (?), science (??), and multiverses (???!)

We discussed the original "Happy Death Day" in Episode 293-- hey look, a franchise we managed to cover in order! Even if there will only ever be two films, we're still gonna pat ourselves on the back about it!

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In this week's episode, our second of College Month, we're discussing the final entry into the "Scream" franchise that we've yet to review: "Scream 2." Special topics for your consideration include: an absolute cavalcade of 1997 stars, inexplicable movie theatre behavior, 1997 hair, phone hacks, a serious of extremely 90s conceits and just some nice times hanging with old movie friends.

Scream, baby! We've got the original in Episode 44, "Scre4m" in Episode 228, "Scr3am" in Episode 278, and "Scream 5[?]" in Episode 374. Genuinely I'm sort of sad to bring this franchise to a close (lol jk they're definitely doing another one, right?)

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Hey EMTs, it's about time we did a theme month! This August, it's back-to-school time with a series of four horror movies set at colleges. We're kicking it off this week with the 1982 slasher "The House on Sorority Row." Special topics for your consideration include: a lot of NSFW slang terms, being the dumb one in your group of friends, chicken bone disposal, underwear technology, impractical fashion, the worst blind date and MR. COOL SHOES.

If you liked this movie, you'll love the original "Black Christmas" in Episode 113 and to a lesser degree, the remake of "Black Christmas" in Episode 312.

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You guys. YOU GUYS. How do you sleep at night, knowing that you've suggested films that bring us such pain? This week it's the 2008 dystopian goth musical "Repo! The Genetic Opera." Special topics for your consideration include: a mutual disdain for talk-singing, genetics: how do they work?, kernels of ideas that have gone to seed, whatever debt Paul Sorvino (RIP) had that got him to be in this film, a reconsideration of Paris Hilton, and some real honest-to-goodness angst from us.

I guess we just love Paris Hilton, I dunno. Catch her in Episode 118- "House of Wax" and Episode 321- "Nine Lives." I genuinely hope she does another horror movie soon.

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Hi EMTs, I (Katie) and my family all have covid, so no new episode this week. Instead, we're re-releasing one of our favorites from the archives: the 1997 horror/action film "Anaconda." If I recall correctly, this episode was recorded during my height of new-baby madness so that's always a great time. We'll see you back here next week for the Paris Hilton rock opera (whatever that thing is called).

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In this week's episode, we're back to the joyful, horrifying, repulsive, hilarious fountain of weirdness that is a Fulci film-- it's the 1981 movie "The House by the Cemetery." Man oh man. Special topics for your consideration include: sweet sweet Bob and his grown ass adult voice, utterly phenomenal accents, absurd red herrings, squirrelly men, blood balloons, baffling plot holes, necessary larvae, and of course, CLOSE ENOUGH LUCIO.

Get yourself some Fulci. We've got Episode 72- "The Beyond," Episode 227- "Zombi 2" and Episode 281- "City of the Living Dead."

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Hi EMTs, we're both on vacation this week so you get what you get and you like it!

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So many of you have suggested that "Dark Night of the Scarecrow" might be the scarecrow movie that Katie enjoyed years ago while immediately forgetting the title. Well, is it? You'll have to listen to find out! Special topics for your consideration include: an utter lack of knowledge about farm equipment, only having one outfit and wearing it for everything, absolutely amazingly-named characters, some fun with math, the insignificance of the passage of time when you're plotting out a movie, and some thoughts on folks who purchase a particular type of tshirt. 

This is the third scarecrow-themed film we've covered in hopes of finding the one: the others are Episode 237- "Scarecrow" (this is a SyFy channel original film and hoo boy that was a mistake) and Episode 334- "Husk." 

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In this week's episode, we're trying hard not to drop things and avoiding our yelling-around neighbors because as the newspapers say, "IT'S SOUND!" We're discussing the 2018 film "A Quiet Place." Special topics for your consideration include: weird Instagram personas, letting Jim from The Office put his hand over your mouth, questionable parenting, post-apocalyptic horniness, a new way to get in touch with your favorite podcast buds and some good news out of Savini Watchland.

LOL remember "Bird Box"? It's Episode 211. 

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In this week's episode, we found ourselves having one of the most deeply divided reactions to a film in a very long time. The film in question is the second entry of a franchise in which, shockingly, we have also covered the first and NONE of the subsequent movies out of order: it's 2014's "The Purge: Anarchy." Special topics for your consideration include: the concept of a libertarian fantasy world, the lack of more stupid crimes, terrible code names, QB!, income taxes, trying to make a dumb idea sound smart, and the official treat of summer! 

We covered the first "Purge" film back in Episode 109. If you're into home invasion films, maybe you'd also like  Episode 40- "You're Next," Episode 86- "Hush," Episode 243- "The Strangers," or Episode 315- "Knock Knock." 

In this week's episode, it's an EMT pick! Thank you so much to listener Derek who won the contest in our "Firestarter" episode and chose a real doozy of a film-- the 1988 Satanic cult movie "Hack-O-Lantern." Believe me when I say that this movie has it all: heavy metal, boobs, Satanism, a bathroom with carpet in it which is inherently also very evil, horny adult teens, weird stuff at the rec center, boobs, terrible fake guitar playing in the world's saddest jerkoff fantasy, Levi's cords, creepy grandpas, Coors Light, inept police work, barn-based occult rituals, did we mention boobs? There are a ton of them.

Halloween is THE BEST. You may enjoy Episode 52- Halloween III: Season of the Witch," Episode 68- "Trick r Treat," Episode 105- "Murder Party," Episode 192- "Night of the Demons," Episode 197- "Terrifier," Episode 200- "Trick or Treat," Episode 366- "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark" and really so many more. It's the most wonderful time of the year.

In this week's episode, we couldn't bring ourselves to watch the old "Firestarter" after the new one was so butt, so we decided to watch...well, something else that's a little bit butt. And a little bit not butt! It's the third entry into the "Final Destination" franchise and if you're wondering if we've covered the second one, the answer is no, of course not. Special topics for your consideration include: the return of elderly teenagers, tanning technology that is absolutely baffling, various facts about various presidents, conspiracy theories, and the fact that death has gotta learn to work smarter, not harder. C'mon fuckin guy.

Want more of the "Final Destination" franchise? We covered the original in Episode 99. More Mary Elizabeth Winstead? Catch her in Episode 303- "Deathproof." Also this movie felt very much like it should have starred Seth Green and it decidedly did not, so go revisit his horror oeuvre in Episode 61- "Krampus," Episode 97- "IT" (the miniseries), and Episode 316- "Idle Hands" and then treat yourself to his finest role in Episode 269- "Can't Hardly Wait."

In this week's episode, we're tackling an in-theaters-now/on-Peacock-now film, the 2022 remake "Firestarter." Yeahhh. Special topics for your consideration include: getting to the bottom of whose fault this is, weed as a personality and also abs as a personality, bad parenting, bad policing, Zap Efron, and our new movie pitch for a film that is destined to fail, even though it stars Rock "The Dwayne" Johnson.

Want more Steven King spooky kids? Obviously you need to be listening to Episode 206- "Carrie." Want more of John Beasley? It's a stretch, I know, but he's the only person in this film who has been in anything else we've done. Apparently he is in Episode 109- "The Purge." Want more Zac Efron? Us either. 

In this week's episode, we're joined by special guest Eli Bosnick of many podcasts but most relevantly "God Awful Movies" to discuss the 2017 found footage Christian horror film "The Lock In." HOO BOY. Special topics for your consideration include: an honest and heartfelt look at the effects of pornography on our culture and-- no, who am I kidding? This is definitely one of our most NSFW episodes in a long time. Come for the BCA (you'll find out...) and stick around until the end to hear a way in which you can win fabulous prizes!

Turns out the Christian right doesn't have a lot of horror chops. You might enjoy some religiously-themed horror movies that are much, much better: Episode 45- "Rosemary's Baby," Episode 73- "The Witch," Episode 77- "The Omen," Episode 155- "The Exorcist, "Episode 206- "Carrie," Episode 270- "Midsommar" or Episode 327- "The Vigil."

Find Eli on "God Awful Movies," "The Scathing Atheist," "The Skepticrat," "D&D Minus," and "Citation Needed," available wherever you listen to us! 

In this week's episode, we're just rolling around in some of our favorite actors to watch: you've got Karen Black, Oliver Reed, Bette Davis, and Burgess Meredith (kinda) in the 1976 creepy film "Burnt Offerings." Special topics for your consideration include: a special message for new listeners, things you can get away with when you're Oliver Reed, hairstyles as a plot device, striving to be like Bette Davis, and a real lack of concern for children's safety in the 70s.

Two of our favorite weird movies that we've covered over the years feature some of these actors. You may enjoy Episode 123- "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?" and Episode 177- "The Brood." 

In one of the ultimate mood swings from last week's silly fever dream of a movie, this week we're discussing the 2019 psychological horror film "The Lighthouse." Special topics for your consideration include: a lovely production of "Treasure Island," limits to manual labor abilities, a perpetual fear of isolated places, a little chat about art, a little chat about farts, a sprinkling of Greek mythology and of course, dick jokes.

Want more Robert Pattinson? You could listen to our own descents into madness with the "Twilight" series (and we only covered two of them!) The original is Episode 355; "Breaking Dawn Pt. 1" was Episode 359. And please don't even ask when we're doing Part 2 because I am genuinely still not okay from the first half.

In true Werewolf Ambulance fashion, we're skipping the sequel entirely and hurtling towards the conclusion of the "It's Alive" franchise with the third film, "Island of the Alive." Special topics for your consideration include: subpar movie punks, parenting choices one ought not to make, beefcake cops, whatever movie Michael Moriarty thinks he is in, a boat filled with bodies crashing into a marina and the kindness of the Cuban people.

We covered "It's Alive" last week in Episode 376. You may also like the Larry Cohen film "The Stuff," featured in Episode 180. Apparently he also made a movie called "God Made Me Do It" about a half-man/half-alien cult leader so I guess I know what I'm watching tonight!

KILLER BABIES! All killer baby movies are, on some level, pretty batshit. This one takes the cake. We're discussing the 1974 film "It's Alive!" and it is a wild ride. Special topics for your consideration include: a film written from the perspective of absolutely no one, cops who can't hit a baby in a bush, the utter distastefulness of the 70s decor color palette, deadbeat uncles, poker-playing dads-to-be, and the sound of a grown man vomiting.

Do you like murderous tots? Perhaps you'd enjoy Episode 77- "The Omen," Episode 177- "The Brood," and Episode 216- "The Devil Within Her."

Are you a wrestling fan? Are you not a wrestling fan but interested in dipping your toe in the water? Either way, you need to check out the "Renegade" show put on by our friends at Enjoy Wrestling (www.enjoy-wrestling.com.) You can watch weekly episodes on their YouTube channel (in the linktree above) starting May 5 and we think you're going to love it. 

In this week's surprise movie switcheroo, we decided to discuss the 1986 Clive Barker creature film "Rawhead Rex" and WOW is this a movie. Special topics for your consideration include: possibly unintentionally paying homage to another film, the deep-seated fear of not actually being funny, hating your spouse but also jamming your tongue into their mouth whenever possible, terrible parenting, terrible creature design, terrible rocks and terrible baptisms.

We've spent quite a bit of time with ol' Clive. You might enjoy our episodes on other films that he worked on, like  Episode 34- "Candyman," Episode 51- "Hellraiser," Episode 150- "Midnight Meat Train," Episode 205- "Hellbound: Hellraiser II," Episode 262- "Hellraiser: Hellbound," and Episode 320- "Nightbreed."  

Are you a wrestling fan? Are you not a wrestling fan but interested in dipping your toe in the water? Either way, you need to check out the "Renegade" show put on by our friends at Enjoy Wrestling (www.enjoy-wrestling.com.) You can watch weekly episodes on their YouTube channel (in the linktree above) BEGINNING THIS WEEK! New episodes will be released between April 21 and May 5 and we think you're going to love it. 

First of all, apologies because I genuinely can't figure out if the number 5 is included in the film's title. Also, "5cream" or nothing, c'mon guys. Anyway! That's the movie we're talking about, and special topics for your consideration include: having actual feelings about celeb's marriages, a lil bit of Hollywood nepotism, drawing a strong parallel between this film and the other fine film "No Holds Barred," very strong opinions on pizza, and just a modest proposal to all those who make horror movies. 

We've now watched nearly every film in this franchise, and we actually watched the first one first! The original is Episode 44, then we've got "Scre4m" in Episode 228 and "Scr3am" in Episode 278. And just for fun, please enjoy our other works of David Arquette: Episode 93- "Ravenous" and Episode 241- "Buffy the Vampire Slayer."

Do you want to see a truly exceptional indie wrestling event? Last night was the "Renegade" show put on by our friends at Enjoy Wrestling (www.enjoy-wrestling.com.) I personally missed it live and am sad because it looked like a killer time, but am absolutely going to watch it weekly on the their YouTube channel (in the linktree above) between April 21 and May 5. It's the next best thing! 

It's an EMT pick this week, EMTs! We're discussing the 1989 grocery store-based horror film "Intruder." Special topics for your consideration include: an exciting Estevez development, sick reggaeton beats, our hopes for the geopolitical future of North America (c'mon Canada, we're waiting for you!), being the surprising nephew of a famous writer, and the lamentable position of being just smart enough to not be stupid-- it's rough.

Want more from the Raimi brothers? Check out Episode 70- "30 Days of Night," Episode 150- "Midnight Meat Train," Episode 229- "Army of Darkness," and Episode 280- "The Evil Dead." I was also absolutely sure that we'd covered "Maniac Cop" at some point but the internet tells me I'm wrong so...maybe some other sweet day!

HEY. If you like wrestling, or just like stuff that's cool, check out our friends at www.enjoy-wrestling.com. They are doing something really special with their promotion and we are proud to sponsor a portion of their show "Renegade" on April 9th. If you're local, there are still tickets available on their linktree above! If you're not, you can (and you really should) watch new episodes weekly on their YouTube channel between April 21 and May 5. 

In this week's episode, we're discussing fake Satan, fake metal and fake 20-somethings in the 2019 horror film "We Summon the Darkness." Special topics for your consideration include: the joy of watching people have fun, quality crazy faces, disappointing M. Night Shyamalan, sartorial inaccuracies of every g.d. movie about the Satanic Panic, more hard-to-pronounce words, the long-lasting effects of that one Dee Snider movie and the fact that we kept calling this "the Johnny Knoxville horror movie" even though he's in like, three scenes and is pretty questionable in each.

Like movies about Satan? Good, that's a lot of horror! Maybe you'd just enjoy some movies we referenced in this episode: Episode 127- "The House of the Devil," Episode 176- "Strangeland," Episode 315-"Knock Knock" and Episode 343- "Black Roses." 

Hi EMTs! Allen is dealing with some family stuff this week so we're releasing one of our Patreon-only action movie episodes, the 1989 sports entertainment delight of a shitshow "No Holds Barred." It's hardly an action movie but truly, who cares? We hope you like it.  If you'd like to hear more like this, please consider supporting us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance

In this week's episode, we're discussing a movie about an eccentric family and using podcasting as free therapy for ourselves with the 2019 film "Ready or Not." Special topics for your consideration include: how cool smoking makes you look if you're beautiful (I'm sorry, but it DOES), feeling rational hatred, the absolute joy that is Mrs. McMurray (Melanie Scrofano), some British crime drama recommendations or perhaps anti-recommendations, and a tiki bar that warps your memory.

Want more Samara Weaving? Check out Episodes 154 and 358, "The Babysitter" and "The Babysitter: Killer Queen" respectively. More Adam Brody? He's in Episode 107- "Jennifer's Body," Episode 228- "Scream 4," and Episode 98- "The Ring," in which he is credited as "Male Teen." Also, he works all the time, I'm an idiot.

In this week's episode, we're discussing the brand new Netflix film "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" which is...interesting. Also, we open this episode by having a lil snack so if the sound of people eating bothers you, please be prepared to skip ahead. Okay, onto the special topics for your consideration! They are: more plot holes than Leatherface's mask, a veritable smorgasbord of musical jokes, Stockard Channing cosplay, financial irregularities, and finally solving the riddle of "how many horror movies must one see in order to make one's own horror movie?"

We'll probably never cover the original because it's too excellent, but you can hear some episodes from the rest of the franchise: Episode 58- "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2" and Episode 145- "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" (colloquially known as "the Jessica Biel one.")

In this week's episode, we're just completely rolling around in the weirdness of Dario Argento's 1985 insect-and-baby-Jennifer-Connelly-filled film "Phenomena" and frankly, WOW. Special topics for your consideration include: a rousing game of Argento bingo, a little bit of bug math, runner up patron saint of the podcast Donald Pleasence, the worst possible intro to a Penthouse letter and a box of smallish Swiss flags. 

Oh, Dario. You can hear a lot of talk about him in Episode 23- "Suspiria," Episode 84- "Demons," Episode 185- "Deep Red," Episode 306- "Tenebrae," and Episode 325- The Bird with the Crystal Plumage."

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 1995 horror anthology by one of our own, a good Pittsburgh guy, Rusty Cundieff-- it's "Tales from the Hood." Special topics for your consideration include: having believed that a distressing film was actually going to be a comedy before you saw it AGAIN, acceptable euphemisms for urination, poorly planned interventions by educators, anatomy that deserves its own billing, the new "Jackass film" and our sieve-like memories, and of course, the SHIT. 

Are you a fan of horror anthologies? You can't go wrong with Episode 21- "Creepshow," Episode 68- "Trick r Treat," Episode 102- "Holidays," Episode 132- "Tales from the Darkside," Episode 178- "The Twilight Zone," and Episode 249- "Creepshow 2." And just for fun, do you like it when Katie expects a comedy and is devastated by dramatic events? You may enjoy Episode 266- "The Loved Ones." 

Into movies about exorcisms? You can listen to us discuss the greatest in Episode 155- "The Exorcist." You can hear us talk about some others that are not the greatest in Episode 63- "The Taking of Deborah Logan," Episode 90- "Amityville II: The Possession," Episode 96- "The Conjuring" and Episode 333- "The Conjuring 2." Actually, scratch that. The best exorcism movie is Episode 225- "Beetlejuice."

Children's books are weird. You can hear us discuss a movie about one in Episode 11- "The Babadook" and discuss a movie based on one in Episode 82- "Coraline."

In this week's episode, we're venturing into the world of eco-friendly, sustainable, and also anthropomorphic clothing with the 2021 film "Slaxx." Special topics for your consideration include: the OG terribly pretentious clothing store that was (is?) American Apparel, influencers, Team Craig I guess, pants that look like people, famous inventors and a film that is just utterly full of surprises. And hey! This is our 365th episode which is a FULL YEAR of Werewolf Ambulance (not including our maternity break clip shows and our pandemic bonus episodes)! Man, you guys are really getting your free's worth. 

I can only think of one other movie we've covered in which the main bad guy is an inanimate object, dolls and puppets notwithstanding. It's Episode 112- "Christine."

In this week's episode, we're divided by a movie yet again! We're discussing the 2002 video-game-to-horror-movie adaptation "Resident Evil" over a couple of drinky drinks (we're still recording remotely; the world is dumb). Special topics for your consideration include: a rare non-Savini-based Pittsburgh celebrity tale, the best and worst of action movie subgenres, servers and computer stuff, feelings about Michele Rodriguez, and a sincere request to have some patience with those around you unless those around you are, say, this film.

We have covered shockingly few video game films! In fact, the only one may have been Episode 111- "Silent Hill," though while Googling it I learned about the film "Alone in the Dark" which apparently stars Christian Slater as a paranormal researcher and TARA REID AS AN ARCHAEOLOGIST (a phrase that must be typed in all caps) and now I really want to watch that.

In this week's episode, we're tapping into a familiar well for us-- the work of M. Night Shyamalan with his latest film, 2021's "Old." This was, shockingly, one of the more divisive movies we've ever discussed! Special topics for your consideration include: confusion about science, questionable choices for your child characters, the least worst pharmaceutical company, some utterly incomprehensible line deliveries and a ska-promise (skamise? I don't know) that we are making to you, our EMTs.

Wanna hear us discuss more from ol' M.? DCheck out a very early-but- goodie, Episode 12- "The Happening," Episode 157- "The Sixth Sense," and Episode 169- "The Village."

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After our brief diversion into a holiday break and a romantic comedy, we're back with that good, bad and ugly horror content you love: this week it's the sixth entry in the "Nightmare on Elm Street" franchise, "Wes Craven's New Nightmare." Special topics for your consideration include: Wes Craven tooting his own horn- figuratively and also quite literally, some child actor age shenanigans, the fact that this film is so deeply mean to Heather Langenkamp (an actual real person), the best way to tell kids about both birth and death (the answer involves Criss Angel) and John Saxon, god love him, John Saxon is here!

We've really dug into this franchise. You can hear the original in Episode 4, then we started jumping all over the place. Episode 121 is the fifth film, "Dream Child," Episode 242 is the third film, "Dream Warriors," and Episode 337 is the second film, "Freddy's Revenge." Hey, who cares if it doesn't make sense? Being fun is better than knowing things!

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Yinz, it's our annual New Year's romcom episode and honestly we're baffled as to why. We've taken a trip back to the turn of the century and nude shimmer lipstick with the 2000 film "Miss Congeniality" (very much a different film than I remembered). Special topics for your consideration include: high highs and low lows of potential celeb friendships, a roundup of Christmas romcoms (and frankly, holy shit at these things), Satan's panties, perfect pratfalls, incompetence at the federal level, and our record as matchmakers (1-0 and we're probably out after that!)

Last year we bailed on the romcom idea and instead covered "The Fate of the Furious," which was Episode 313 and also, spectacular. Our previous romcoms were Episode 209- "Love Actually" and Episode 261- "You've Got Mail," but we also once went absolutely insane while in lockdown and spent the better part of three hours over two episodes discussing "Titanic." Those were Bonus Episodes #3 & 4 in April and May of 2020. 

Find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance-- this month we're arguing about the quality of the "Rocky IV" soundtrack (obvs it's great, make sure you tell Allen you agree with me). Buy merch for yourself or those you love including our brand new "General Skaspital" shirt at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [email protected]

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Hi EMTs! We hope you've had a wonderful or at least a tolerable holiday season thus far. We're enjoying our week off and are confident (or at least Allen is) that you'll enjoy one of his favorite old episodes: Episode 24- "Grabbers." This is a 2012 Irish horror comedy about needing to stay drunk to ward off a bloodsucking creature, so naturally, we got drunk to watch and record. Really drunk. I don't really remember it but Allen thinks it's a goodie, so it must be! We love you all and we'll see you back here next week for our New Year's episode, "Miss Congeniality."

That sound you hear is sleigh bells jingling, ring-ting-tingling, and some light sobbing. This week's episode is our eighth annual Christmas horror episode and, as is the case for so many films of this genre, hoo BOY is it emotionally brutal. We're talking about the 1980 holiday unclassic "Christmas Evil." To be fair, this movie has everything: labor struggles, confused adolescents, the Hamburger Emperor Band, a terrifying collection of Christmas ephemera, a fake Geraldo Rivera, seasonal familial strife, the horrors of midnight mass, extremely upsetting holiday music, a man inexplicably covering his face and hands in mud and kissing a house! It's got it all that and more! 

Do you like hearing us agonize about the holidays? Here are seven years' worth of episodes for you! 2014: Episode 9- "Silent Night, Deadly Night" 2015: Episode 61- "Krampus" 2016: Episode 113- "Black Christmas" (Bonus: Episode 114- "Gremlins") 2017- Episode 156- "Gingerdead Man" 2018- Episode 208- "Better Watch Out" 2019- Episode 260- "Rare Exports" 2020- Episode 312- "Black Christmas" (2019 remake)

We are wishing you and yours the happiest of holiday seasons and, even if it sucks, remember that we love you and it'll be over soon. That being said, we're taking a break next week and will be releasing a classic episode that we feel could use some extra love like that dumb tree in the Charlie Brown Christmas special. We'll be back the following week with another dumb tradition: the New Years rom-com.

Find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance-- this month we're arguing about the quality of the "Rocky IV" soundtrack (obvs it's great, make sure you tell Allen you agree with me). Buy merch for yourself or those you love including our brand new "General Skaspital" shirt at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [email protected]

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In this week's episode, we're discussing the last "Twilight" film. No, not the last one ever made but ABSOLUTELY the last one we are ever reviewing. Hallelujah, holy shit, where'e the Tylenol? Special topics for your consideration include: completely rethinking our previous stance on teens, Kenny Fisher, continuing the skaversation with our brand new ska band, a very frank conversation with Stephanie Meyer, TNG-level makeup and the fact that THIS IS NOT EVEN A MOVIE. It isn't. Oh, and this might be our most NSFW episode in awhile. Sorry about that.

We talked about "Twilight" in Episode 355. We made some episodes before that and a few after, I don't know, I can't remember. I feel so empty. Twilight is the final ruiner.

Find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance-- this month's theme is "A Very Merry Dolph-mas" featuring a film from the catalog of everyone's favorite Swedish chemical engineer, Dolph Lundgren. Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [email protected]

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In this week's episode, we're discussing the sequel to a film we really enjoyed-- it's the 2020 follow-up film "The Babysitter: Killer Queen." Did we enjoy this one as well? You'll have to listen to find out! Special topics for your consideration include: the hip hip music of teens today or perhaps teens 30 years ago, the bad parts of getting older, a reminder not to be a cool dad, an incomplete list of film sequels that surpassed their predecessor, and doing bong rips with Ken Marino. 

If you missed us discussing the original film in this series, it's Episode 154- "The Babysitter." If you'd like to hear us talk about some horror comedy we loved, you could do worse than Episode 236- "House," Episode 293- "Happy Death Day," Episode 322- "Freaky," and one I just remembered that I absolutely adored: Episode 78- "Housebound."

Find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance-- we just recorded "Starship Troopers" for our action movie podcast and...hoo boy. Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [email protected]

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In this week's episode, we're tackling a bit of a head-scratcher: the 2020 film "The Empty Man." Come along with us on this journey-- special topics for your consideration include: peeing in the pool, white people doing international travel, emo teens, Stephen Root, Big Boi, landlines, and a recurring joke that is just a bit empty, man.

We reference the film "Kill List" in this episode quite a bit; you can hear us discuss that all the way back in Episode 19. Also, I just googled "cerebral horror" just to see what movies we've covered, and we'd done nearly all of the top 10. Somehow--somehow! "Cube" was on that list so I'm gonna go ahead and recommend that. It's Episode 166. 

Find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance-- we just recorded "Starship Troopers" for our action movie podcast and...hoo boy. Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [email protected]

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In this week's episode we're discussing the revenge film that wasn't-- the fourth entry in the "Child's Play" franchise, "Bride of Chucky." Special topics for your consideration include: an undying love of John Ritter, all 90s roads leading back to Jerry Springer, the choices that culminate in owning a waterbed, toxic relationships and the "Twilight" effect looming large in our brains, inept cops, and a surprise visit from a dolphin.

Did you miss our other "Child's Play" episodes? Naturally we covered the sequel first (Episode 28) and the original film second (Episode 231) with the remake coming in appropriately third, in Episode 287. 

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Let's do "Twilight!" he said. It'll be fun! he said. It's got vampires and werewolves, how bad can it be? he said. My friends, I am here to tell you that it is bad. It is really, really bad. Special topics for your consideration include: nonstop relationship red flags, daringly naming a character "BEAUTIFUL SWAN" on purpose, the return of a certain fan-favorite bell, Mike Dexter, spring training, ravioli, hunky dads, and becoming a true crime podcast instead. 

Warning: this episode is particularly NSFW. Like even more so than usual.

Frankly I'm not sure that there's a more wretched vampire film than this one, but that might just be because Danzig's new project hasn't been released yet. Regardless, you may also like our episodes about such wretched vampire films as Episode 89- "Queen of the Damned," Episode 153- "The Hunger" (I'm sorry, I hated it), Episode 310- "Among the Shadows" or Episode 317- "Dracula 2000."

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In this week's episode, we're taking a break from the new and popular films of peak spooky season and discussing a piece of work that just stinks of our old friend Charles Band- the 1987 film "Dolls." Special topics for your consideration include: questionable parenting choices, the perks of being a manchild, a celebration of a different film that truly never stops amazing us, movie punks, nip slips, child support, tiny knives and an extremely prescient dream.

I know Stuart Gordon directed this film but frankly I like Charles Band better, so let's talk about movies that he's had a hand in: Episode 156- "Gingerdead Man," Episode 164- "Puppet Master," Episode 165- "Puppet Master 2," Episode 171- "Ghoulies," Episode 186- "Tourist Trap," and Episode 199- "Terrorvision." Somehow we have never tackled an "Evil Bong" film so uh...stay tuned for that, I guess??

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Happy Halloween hangover day, EMTs! We hope you're still with us and that your stomachache from eating 400 fun-size Milky Ways is gone. In this week's episode, we're discussing the brand new entry into the Halloween franchise, "Halloween Kills." Special topics for your consideration include: two of our patron saints (Jamie Lee Curtis and Judy Greer obviously), when flipping the script goes wrong and who is to blame for it, the lamentation of Josh Hartnett no longer existing in this universe, cop school, vigilante justice, sentimentality, and looking like you financially support NPR.

We have never and probably will never cover the 1978 "Halloween," but we have covered "Halloween III: Season of the Witch" (Episode 52), "Halloween H20" (Episode 201), "Halloween: Resurrection" (Episode 202), and "Halloween" (the Rob Zombie reimagining, Episode 304). 

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It's the exciting conclusion of our rock block, EMTs! We're discussing the second installment of the adventures of Pennywise the Dancing Clown in the 2019 film, "It Chapter Two." Special topics for your consideration include: the potential redemption of James McAvoy (we'll see), CGI bug babies and the feelings they stir up, trying to be friends with Jessica Chastain, a generalized disdain for giant Paul Bunyan, and the return of a classic recurring gag for us. 

Last week (Episode 351) we discussed the first half of this unendingly long film series. In Episode 97 we discussed the miniseries. And just for fun, in Episode 126 we discussed "Cabin in the Woods," which I mention only because it's the spookytimes season and it's still one of my (Katie) favorite spookytimes movies of the last decade. Go watch that movie for your own happiness.

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In this week's episode, we're trying desperately not to pronounce "clown" as "clahn" as we discuss the 2017 film "It." We'll be talking Chapter 2 next week but for now, special topics for your consideration include: 90s rock star fights, well-cast teens even if teens are kinda awful, a masterclass on practical vs. computer-generated effects, trying not to compare anyone to Tim Curry, top tier boy bands, and a reminder to be kinder to the children in our lives.

Did you miss our first pass at "It" when we discussed the 1990 miniseries? It's Episode 97.

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*dj air horn* It's our 350th episode! We actually didn't realize until...well, right now. But that's okay, because we think it's a pretty good one. This episode represents our return to the Wan-iverse with James Wan's newest film, "Malignant." Special topics for your consideration include: some more life advice from your friends who know nothing-- including some on both hypnotherapy and falling down, a little bit of DMB talk (please don't come at us DMB fans, it's fine, we're sorry), Five Inch Nails, some real "Paranormal Activity"-level spooky kid stuff, and a slander being righted in the most delightful way (stick around to the end for that one).

The Wan-iverse is vast and we've really disliked most of it. Find out more with Episode 81- "Saw," Episode 96- "The Conjuring," Episode 303- "Insidious" and Episode 333- "The Conjuring 2." I was also 90% sure we'd done "The Nun" but the records beg to differ and they are probably right, so. 

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In this week's episode, we're exploring what happens when you take a charming Canadian slasher film and reimagine it as much, much worse: you'll get the 2008 movie "Prom Night" (and you'll deserve it!) Special topics for your consideration include: "that guy from that thing," a message to teens from your pals here at Werewolf Ambulance, a lil trip to Candy Corner, life as a prom DJ and all that is Idris Elba.

We've put in some time with the "Prom Night" series. You can hear it on Episode 162 with the original, and Episode 257 with the sequel, the delightfully-named "Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2." 

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EMTs, what better way to wrap up our 'horrors of the sky' rock block with a movie that does not contain enough movie to fill an entire podcast episode? We're talking about the 2020 film "Shadow in the Cloud." It is what we in the industry call "a doozy." Special topics for your consideration include: a healthy amount of "what's in the booooox?" talk, stolen movie valor, some questions about depictions of feminism, um...Thanksgiving? There really wasn't much to talk about.

Chloe Grace Moretz was in the remake of "Suspiria," and that one really befuddled us too. It's Episode 232.

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EMTs, it is good to be back in the attic! This week we've got the 'fasten seatbelts' sign on with the first half of our airplane horror rock block-- we're discussing the new Netflix original film "Blood Red Sky." Special topics for your consideration include: a real missed opportunity when it came to naming this film, more questions about the vampire lifestyle, a debate over whether Germans even wear jeans, having a friend named Eightball, the "Police Academy" film franchise and Bud Lite Lime: GIVE US YOUR MONEY!

Do you want more vampires on a plane? Check out Episode 317- "Dracula 2000." Do you want some vampires in a van? That would be Episode 341- "Near Dark." Vampires in a house? Episode 195- "What We Do in the Shadows." Vampires in a bar? Episode 210- "From Dusk til Dawn" and the list goes on! We've definitely talked about vampires more than any other topic except probably weiners.

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Hi EMTs, Katie here, holding down the fort while Allen takes a bit of much-needed time off. I had suggested to him that I pick a few episodes to re-release that could use a bit more love, so I'm starting off with what is probably my all-time favorite: the 2007 Lindsay Lohan spectacle "I Know Who Killed Me." Guys, this film is the greasy pizza-shaped stain on the sidewalk of cinema and I LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF IT. I loved discussing it with my pal, and I am loving sharing it with you again. It's absolutely, utterly, nonsensically insane in all the best/worst ways. I hope you enjoy it.

Love, Katie

We weren't able to record this week, so we're giving you a sneak peek into the Patreon files-- this week's episode is "The Terminator" from 1984. It's kind of a horror movie crossover anyway! This grittier, less blockbuster-y first film in the franchise is pretty dark and we had a great time breaking it down for our Patreon audience. We'll getcha some new episodes on the main feed as soon as we're able. 

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In this week's episode, we are bidding farewell to the "Fear Street" trilogy with the third entry into the series, "1666." Special topics for your consideration include: ye olde horny teens, not faring well in a small town...or an old timey town...or anywhere really, the "Hell House LLC" effect on the third film in a three-part franchise, unforgiving pants, more 90s music, and we're finally taking a stand against our Puritan listenership. 

I am actually really sad to wrap up this series! You can hear our discussions of the first two films with Episodes 342 and 344. And, just because we talk about them all the time, go listen to our "Hell House LLC" episodes (254, 256, and 258).

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In this week's episode, we're covering the remake of the film we both loved-- the 2011 version of "Fright Night." Special topics for your consideration include: objectification sweatpants, an amazing cast of people that we are basically obsessed with (besides Colin Farrell, sorry I guess), more questions about vampires, a criminal underutilization of Chris Sarandon, and a new Wario revealed.

Did you miss us talking about the original film? It's Episode 22. Do you love Chris Sarandon, who is barely in this film? Of course you do. Check him out in Episode 146- "The Sentinel" and Episode 231- "Child's Play." Do you love Toni Collette? OF COURSE YOU DO! Check her out in Episode 61- "Krampus," Episode 157- "The Sixth Sense," Episode 220- "Velvet Buzzsaw," Episode 224- "Hereditary" and Episode 299- "I'm  Thinking of Ending Things."

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In this week's episode, we're back to the Netflix original "Fear Street" series with the second entry in the series: 1978. A very good year! Special topics for your consideration include: probably incorrect opinions on witches, beets and asparagus talk, looking like a postgrad, glowering teens, bullying teens, surly teens, confusing teens, horny teens, and otherwise generally shitty teens. 

Did you miss our discussion on the first "Fear Street" film? It's Episode 342. Into summer camp horror films? You could do worse than Episode 141- "Friday the 13th" and Episode 182- "Final Girls."

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This week, in a shocking twist, we discover that there is a heavy metal horror movie from the year of our lord 1988 that ALLEN HAS NOT SEEN. How can this be? Regardless, we're remedying the situation by watching and discussing "Black Roses," available on Shudder. Special topics for your consideration include: shitty 80s moms and dads, really pushing the limits of how old an actor can be and still play a teen, kicking off a worldwide tour with four nights at the Mill Basin High School auditorium, a question not of whether there are tits but in fact whose tits they are, and demon nards. 

Heavy metal horror: it's a thing! I'm lumping a lot of stuff into this category, so please enjoy Episode 13- "Phantom of the Paradise," Episode 38- "The Gate," Episode 175- "House of 1000 Corpses," Episode 176- "Strangeland,"Episode 199- "Terrorvision," Episode 200- "Trick or Treat," and Episode 242- "A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors."

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In this week's episode, we decided to see what all the fuss was about with the new Netflix release "Fear Street Part One: 1994." Special topics for your consideration include: a lot of strong opinions about 90s rock, a lot of strong opinions about 90s fashion and the revisionist history therein, teen television: is it for us? (probably?), early internet usage, and kids? Listen to Soundgarden.

We're gonna do this like the "Hell House LLC" trilogy, covering the next movie in two weeks. If you'd like to hear us talk about that absolutely delightful franchise, they are Episodes 254, 256, and 258.

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In this week's episode, we're discussing one of the finest vampire films of all time in my (Katie's) humble opinion, though we realized about halfway through recording it that we were kinda just laughing about it. We're talking about the 1987 Kathryn Bigelow-directed film "Near Dark." Special topics for your consideration include: just trying to imagine being insanely beautiful, the utter horrors of child vampires, another tally in the "horses are smarter than us and ready to destroy us at a moment's notice" column, Bill Paxton in all of his weird clown glory, and a possible new business venture Allen devised. 

There are one brazilian vampire movies in the world. Here are some of them: Episode 22- "Fright Night," Episode 70- "30 Days of Night," Episode 89- "Queen of the Damned," Episode 136- "The Lost Boys," Episode 153- "The Hunger," Episode 163- "Let the Right One In," Episode 190- "Interview with a Vampire," Episode 195- "What We Do in the Shadows," Episode 210- "From Dusk til Dawn," Episode 241- "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," Episode 310- "Among the Shadows," and Episode 317- "Dracula 2000." WHEWWWW.

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In this week's episode, we're talking farms and sheeps and the great outback with the 2006 New Zealand horror comedy "Black Sheep," not to be confused with the extremely popular American 1996 non-horror comedy of the same name. Special topics for  your consideration include: environmental activist conspiracy theories, farm talk from two people who know next to nothing about farming, the absolute joy that comes from watching a sheep drive a truck, the fact that the plural of 'sheep' is ABSOLUTELY 'sheeps' and an extremely special musical number at the end of the episode-- stick around for it! Into horror films from New Zealand? May we recommend Episode 78- "Housebound" and Episode 195- "What We Do in the Shadows," both of which were movies that we absolutely loved?

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In this week's very special episode, we are returning to a film we covered early in our podcasting career- the 1985 horror comedy "Return of the Living Dead." Special topics for your consideration include: revisiting old jokes and writing better new jokes, the national treasure that is Linnea Quigley, the national weirdo that is Glenn Danzig, extremely bleak things in an extremely comedic film, the return of Clu Gulager and movie punks, of course we're talking about movie punks. 

If you missed our original "Return of the Living Dead" episode, it sounds like it's not worth revisiting. If you must, it's Episode 17. Want more Linnea Quigley? You could check out Episode 9- "Silent Night, Deadly Night" (which we feel may actually be our worst episode ever), Episodes 192- "Night of the Demon" and Episode 265- "Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama." 

Thanks to everyone who wrote in with their impressions of this film, we really loved reading all of your thoughts. 

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In this week's episode, we're getting back into the folk horror genre with the 2018 film "Apostle," a Netflix production. Special topics for your consideration include: a dirty and glowering Dan Stevens, cult recruitment tactics, using a standard-issue receptacle incorrectly, blaming god for literally everything, and the fact that folk horror is always going to be compared to "The Wicker Man." If you are into "The Wicker Man," please listen to Episode 108 (the Nic Cage remake) and Episode 271 (the original). Want to check out some other folk/pastoral horror? We did a whole month of it in March 2020: Episode 270- "Midsommar," Episode 272- "Village of the Damned" and Episode 273- "Black Death," an incredibly poorly timed saga into a plague because we are utter dumdums. We also discussed "The Village" in Episode 169.

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In this week's episode and in honor of Pride Month, we're discussing what the internet described as "the gayest horror movie of all time." It's the second entry into the "Nightmare on Elm Street" franchise, "Freddy's Revenge." Special topics for your consideration include: wanting to be good allies but also being mad at corporations, the concept of subtext (say it with me now, SUB-TEXT), generalized confusion about Freddy (is he a demon? a ghost? just a pest? Was he ever a school janitor? Is he both in dreams and the real world? Is it okay to just call him Fred?) and the power of love.

Are you a fan of this franchise? Episode 4 covers the original, but you may also like the 4th film, Episode 121- "Dream Child," and the 3rd film, Episode 242- "Dream Warriors." Why cover a franchise in chronological order when you can do it this way and feign outrage about not understanding anything? 

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In this week's episode, we discover that a crappy book is likely to make a crappy movie with the 2008 adaptation "The Ruins." Special topics for your consideration include: a running theme of terrible doctors named Jeff, our inability to keep a running pun throughout an episode (but also, some pretty siiiick plant-related puns), secretly wishing for vines to grow under one's skin, never wanting to travel with an Amy, and the worst choices. Just...just the worst choices.

Sometimes the outdoors is the worst bad guy of all. If you agree, you might also enjoy such episodes as Episode 12- "The Happening," Episode 152- "Anaconda," Episode 168- "Arachnophobia," Episode 193- "Orca" and Episode 238- "Frogs." 

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In this week's episode, we tackle perhaps our most boob-heavy film of all time: the 1990 Frank Henenlotter horror/comedy/exploitation film "Frankenhooker." Special topics for your consideration include: an extremely loose interpretation of Mary Shelley, a substantial amount of science mumbling, the beauty that is "Basket Case," misremembering films of your youth, delightful puppetry and Zombie Teddy Ruxpin vs. Zombie Skippy Scribbles.

This movie feels like a bit of a mashup of several other films we've discussed: Episode 29- "Re-Animator," Episode 199- "Terrorvision," and "Basket Case," which was our guest appearance on the excellent podcast Neon Brainiacs. It's their Episode 52 and you can hear it at https://neonbrainiacs.libsyn.com/53-basket-case-1982 or wherever you listen to podcasts. Oh, and the "Black Hole Sun" video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg

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Well, is this the scarecrow film we've been waiting for? I'm actually not sure and for that, I apologize. Regardless, we're talking about it! This week's movie is the 2010 film "Husk." Special topics for your consideration include: knowing basically everything you know about corn from "Field of Dreams," burlap: a terrifying fabric, wishing for the death of Baby & Baby, odd crow behavior and confusing dream sequences. 

Did you miss our first attempt at a scarecrow movie? It's Episode 237- "Scarecrow." Just...just really into corn? How about Episode 59- "Children of the Corn"?

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This week, Ed & Lorraine Warren are back on their bullshit and frankly, we are not having it. Furthermore, how does this movie have 80% on Rotten Tomatoes? It's madness. Speaking of madness, special topics for your consideration include: ghosts who enjoy the work of Margaret Thatcher, ghosts who can tell riddles that the demons who inhabit them cannot hear, making a movie that is basically a greatest hits of your other movies (not that we do the best job remembering the other movies but please recall that being fun is better than knowing things), and the ultimate embarrassment: doing a sincere Elvis impersonation in front of other human beings. 

If you want to hear our episode on "The Conjuring," it's number 96. If you'd like to delve more deeply into the Wan-iverse, check out Episode 81- "Saw" and Episode 303- "Insidious." I also just realized that I have attributed the "Paranormal Activity" films to Mr. Wan in previous episode notes, and while I regret that error, please see above re: being fun and knowing things. 

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You know, we often say that a movie has everything, but truly the 1989 sci-fi creature (?) film "Leviathan" does. You've got Daniel Stern, Ernie Hudson, Mulder's girlfriend from season 2 of "The X-Files," Robocop, sorta fish people, questionable bathroom practices, a lot of picking and choosing from movies that are actually very good, and the evil inherent in capitalism. What more could you want? 

Maybe you want more Daniel Stern? Go listen to Episode 253- "C.H.U.D." More Ernie Hudson? You'll want Episode 214- "Congo" featuring our excellent and hilarious friend Elaina. 

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In this week's episode, we decided to take a suggestion from listener/Apple Podcasts reviewer* karlyAB and watch the 2012 film "John Dies at the End." Special topics for your consideration include: drugs, whether drugs enhance this film (possibly?), whether Allen is currently on drugs (he is not), the further misadventures of our 19 & 9 best friendship, having a hard time recalling plot points despite many exposures to them, and Paul Giamatti: is he a meatball, or no?

*you can most likely persuade us to cover a movie of your choice with a favorable review I'M JUST SAYING.

Like Don Coscarelli? We've covered "Phantasm" (Episode 67) and "Phantasm II" (Episode 314) Like Paul Giamatti? I don't know, watch the "John Adams" miniseries. It was pretty good, even if it was hard to forget sometimes that it was Paul Giamatti. 

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This week's episode is the second in our 2007 "Grindhouse" series-- the Quentin Tarantino-written and directed film "Deathproof." Special topics for your consideration include: amazing stunts! butts! obscure references! Quentin Tarantino's childhood! butts! unwanted foot touching! BUTTS! and of course, an ode to our boyfriend and quite frankly your boyfriend as well, Kurt Russell. What a guy.

Last week (Episode 329- "Planet Terror") was the first half of "Grindhouse" in case you missed it. Since Tarantino does have great taste in film, I looked up a list of his top 10 favorite horror movies and we'd covered some: Episode 194- "Santa Sangre," Episode 305- "My Bloody Valentine" and for some reason, Episode 289= "Crawl" (but why?)

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In this week's episode, we're jumping into the first half of the 2007 "Grindhouse" double feature- the Robert Rodriguez entry "Planet Terror," or as it's more commonly known, "The Machine Gun Leg One." Special topics for your consideration include: machine gun legs obvs, the concept of being a 90s human, feeling an intimate emotional connection with Robert Rodriguez, the utter gooeyness of this film and a weird amount of knowledge with regard to The Black-Eyed Peas.

Want more Robert Rodriguez? You could check out Episode 87- "The Faculty" and Episode 210- "From Dusk til Dawn." More Rose McGowan? She's in Episode 44- "Scream" and Episode 298- "Jawbreaker." More Freddy Rodriguez? He's in Episode 269- "Can't Hardly Wait" and I'm sorry, I legitimately can't stop myself from talking about that movie. It's a like late-stage pandemic brain disorder. 

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This week we're taking a little break. Rather than record a new episode, we sat on our porch studio and ate ice cream cake instead and frankly, we needed it. We're not leaving you with nothing though! We hope you enjoy this episode that was previously available only to our Patróns on our action movie podcast: the absolutely batshit film "Face/Off." We'll catch up with you next week when we discuss the first half of a double feature which will encompass our next two episodes-- "Planet Terror" of "Grindhouse." Have a good week, EMTs!

In this week's episode, we're on the front porch on a lovely but windy Pittsburgh evening discussing what is perhaps the worst-named sequel in the history of film franchises- "I Still Know What You Did Last Summer." Special topics for your consideration include" potential title re-writes (like perhaps "I Have Not Forgotten What You Did Two Summers Ago At This Point"), a running game of "do you recognize that guy?", the best thing about this movie (Brandy obvs), a twist that NO ONE COULD HAVE SEEN COMING, and some bad advice on what to do if you're being attacked. Seriously, remember that our motto is 'being fun is better than knowing things' and as a result, we'd just recommend self-defense classes. 

Did you miss "I Know What You Did Last Summer?" You can be forgiven, it's Episode 8 and god help me I defended it. You can also catch J.Lo.Hew in Episode 269- "Can't Hardly Wait" and you can see Jeffrey Combs in another early episode of ours: Episode 29- "Re-Animator."

Also, we love you guys. You've really been making this worthwhile for us lately, seriously.

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In this week's episode, we're discussing the extremely creepy religious/supernatural horror thriller "The Vigil." Special topics for your consideration include: the scare dragon, a series of porch interruptions, horror movie tropes used to perfect effect, BLUMHOUSE! and a couple of gentiles trying not to say anything incorrect about Jewish culture. 

We have done so many horror movies with a religious twist. For the good, try Episode 45- "Rosemary's Baby," Episode 73- "The Witch," Episode 77- "The Omen," Episode 155- "The Exorcist" or Episode 270- "Midsommar." For the bad, try Episode 58- "The Prophecy" or Episode 216- "The Devil Within Her." You probably won't regret any of them.

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*airhorn sound* WE'RE BACK ON THE PORCH!!! *airhorn sound*

In this week's episode, we're reunited in person for the first time in ~5 months and the result is one of our most joyful episodes in a long time. We're discussing the 1982 Wes Craven-directed DC Comics horror film "Swamp Thing." Special topics for your consideration include: inexplicable love interests, weird sibling relationships, some potential marketing options for Bud Light, being both a badass and ill-prepared for the swamp, human ~*~essence~*~ and a perm that just won't quit.

Cravin' some Craven? (I hate myself): Episode 4- "A Nightmare on Elm Street," Episode 44- "Scream," Episode 138- "The People Under the Stairs," Episode 228- "Scream 4," and Episode 278- "Scream 3." Truly the elephant in this room is "Scream 2," huh?

If you've been on the fence about supporting us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance, we're releasing an episode about the film "Blood Sport" on our action movie podcast this week!

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In this week's episode, we're talking about cops who delegate, spooky black gloves, uncomfortable-looking night clothes, stolen passports, a murderer who loves cackling, red herrings, confusing characters with even more confusing motivations and utterly beautiful scenery. Must be an Argento film! We're discussing Dario's distinctive directorial debut (sorry for the alliteration but I literally could not help myself) "The Bird with the Crystal Plumage."

Want to get in on some other Argento films?  If you listen to Episode 23- "Suspiria," Episode 84- "Demons," Episode 185- "Deep Red" and Episode 306- "Tenebrae" in order, you'll get to experience Katie's quest to understand and appreciate Argento (spoilers: it actually happens!!)

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Don't think it, don't say it, and frankly don't watch it. This might be the film that finally broke us-- it's the 2017 supernatural and inexplicable horror film "The Bye Bye Man." Special topics for your consideration include: things Carrie Ann Moss would rather be doing, things girls love (ransom note poetry, mostly), tiny doors, bad ideas, confusing nightstands and the ultimate challenge (paying any type of sustained attention to this film). 

Here is a list of previous episodes and you can guess what they have in common! Episode 74- "Pay the Ghost," Episode 96- "The Conjuring," Episode 134- "#Horror" and Episode 181- "Tusk." (answer: films of the 2010s that we really hated!)

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In this week's episode, we're discussing a movie that's even newer than last week's episode! It is also much, much sillier. We're talking about the 2020 horror comedy film "Psycho Goreman." Special topics for your consideration include: a deep and abiding knowledge of "Encino Man," child acting that makes you kind of uncomfortable, an absolutely insane rundown of the villains of "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers," hyperspecific nerd references and the neeerrrds that love them and LET'S GO BUCS!

This movie reminded us a lot of several other movies we've discussed: check out Episode 38- "The Gate," Episode 147- "Critters" and Episode 199- "Terrorvision" (aka THE LIVE SHOW). Weirdly, all three of those films are also from the 1986-87 corridor in which Allen's brain loves to live. 

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In this week's episode, we're shedding the burdens of the terrible movies we've been discussing lately with the 2020 horror comedy "Freaky." Special topics for your consideration include: the "She's All That" problem, what Vince Vaughn brings to the table, a high batting average for jokes, the subversion of horror tropes and what might happen if we were to body swap.

You like Double-V? You may enjoy Episode 133- "The Cell." Want to check out some other Christopher Landon films? We'd recommend Episode 293- "Happy Death Day" and Episode 296- "Paranormal Activity 3."

If you've been on the fence about supporting us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance, our "The Dark Knight Rises" episode drops today on our action movie side podcast!

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In this week's episode, we increase Paris Hilton's appearances on Werewolf Ambulance by 100%-- no, it's not "The Hottie and the Nottie," though honestly I kinda wish it was-- it's 2002's "Nine Lives." It's bad, and it's not even really Paris's fault. Is it about cats? It is not. Special topics for your consideration include: a spot-on portrayal of an American and a spot-off portrayal of actual snow, a deeply terrible explanation of existentialism, being the "most likely to murder" friend, our fundamental lack of understanding around the metric system and Tim? Tom? No, it's Tim.

Want to see more Paris in your life? Probably not but Episode 118- "House of Wax" also has Jared Padalecki, so there's that. You could also get a little Scottish with Episode 116- "The Descent," Episode 187- "Dog Soldiers" and Episode 271- "The Wicker Man." And, screw it, the Nic Cage "The Wicker Man" remake is one of our all-time favorite episodes-- it's number 108.

If you've been on the fence about supporting us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance, please know that we just recorded "The Dark Knight Rises" for our action movie side podcast, and it was extremely fun.

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In this week's episode, we're Clive Barkering back into some Clive Barker with the director's cut of Clive Barker's 1990 film "Nightbreed." Special topics for your consideration include: Danny 'oompah' Elfman, famous Canadian wrestler murders, terrible catchphrases, Star Trek looks, confusing motivations and Bob Seger. Because why not? 

Catch some more Clive Barkering with Episode 34- "Candyman," Episode 51- "Hellraiser," Episode 150- "Midnight Meat Train" and Episode 205- "Hellbound: Hellraiser II." Boy, that's a lot of Barker.

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In this week's episode...IT'S A CROSSOVER! We met up with Jon & Josef from the Marveling at Marvel's Marvels podcast to discuss the 2020 Marvel horror (?) film (??) "New Mutants." It was a not a great entrée into the Marvel universe for Katie. No, in fact it was terrible. Special topics for your consideration include the most comic book talk that has ever appeared on this show, Big Bear Doin' Thangs and quite frankly bad writing, bad directing, bad accents, bad acting...who says you can't have it all?? Regardless, a very special thank you to MatMM for having so much fun with us. 

Do you like horror movies based on comic books? You may enjoy Episode 70- "30 Days of Night." Maybe you just like the concept of comics? Just settle in and watch "Creepshow" (Episode 21).

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. This week we hit #1 in our category in Sri Lanka and we genuinely cannot tell you what a thrill it was. 

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In this week's episode, возьмите сваренное вкрутую яйцо и держитесь за задницы (grab a hardboiled egg and hang onto your butts) because we're talking about the 2020 Russian sci-fi horror film "Sputnik." Special topics for your consideration include: the absolute worst profession (astronaut/cosmonaut, obviously), aliens that are both adorable and downright brutal, an assessment of our own professionalism, being a WILDCARD! and also being aware that you are deeply not a WILDCARD!

This movie's got heavy "Alien" vibes. Check it out, it's Episode 65.

If you've been on the fence about supporting us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance, please know that our "Face/Off" bonus episode also came out today.

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For the second week in a row, we're wandering around in the strange and somewhat incomprehensible world of the year 1999: the dawning of a new millenium, Y2K and the 1999 modernization of a classic tale, "Dracula 2000." Seriously though, why? (and is the pun "Why2K" too much? Eh, too late now.) Special topics for your consideration include: a lot of very very good Dracula-based film ideas, the ephemeral quality of Monster Magnet in our memories, the inexplicable relationship between Dracula and nu-metal, and weird pants and even weirder plot points.

Some vampire movies are really good, like Episode 163- "Let the Right One In." A lot of other vampire movies are really bad, like Episode 89- "Queen of the Damned." 

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In this week's episode, we really try to find some joy in the 1999 teen horror comedy "Idle Hands." One one hand (pun FULLY intended) it does have podcast-favorite Seth Green, but on the other hand it also has no plot. Other topics for your consideration include: greasy teens, weed as a superhero, an odd medium for songwriting, how much Sublime is too much Sublime (answer: any amount of Sublime is too much Sublime) and a visit from our old friend "Dragula."

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In this week's episode, we learned a very important lesson: sometimes Keanu Reeves is just not enough. We're discussing the 2015 Eli Roth erotic (sigh) horror film "Knock Knock." Special topics for your consideration include: a slight limitation in Keanu's acting range, corny middle-aged dads with an eclectic vinyl collection, tossing a fried egg on it, opinions about art, and a joke that finally finds its home. 

We've done one other Eli Roth film-- Episode 179- "Cabin Fever." We've also covered two other arguably erotic (SIGH) horror films-- Episode 286- "Knife + Heart" and Episode 302- "Verotika." Would you rather just do something really fun? How about Episode 247- "Piranha"?

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In this week's episode, we're discussing a listener pick (thanks Roland! I guess?) with the 1988 sequel "Phantasm 2." Special topics for your consideration include: cool NBA nicknames for your pals Allen and Katie, an in-depth analysis of Tallman's horniness, a classic impression from a cinematic great, brain boyfriends, Whopper Jrs (Whoppers Jr.?), and the bewildering enigma that is Reggie.

Did you miss our discussion of the original "Phantasm?" It's Episode 67. Want to check out some episodes on other films from the great great year of 1988? Some of our favorites are Episode 137- "Monkey Shines," Episode 140- "Killer Klowns from Outer Space," and a Linnea Quigley double feature: Episodes 192 and 265- "Night of the Demon" and "Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama," respectively.

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This episode marks our last one of this terrible, horrible, no good, very bad year. Rather than suffering through our semi-traditional New Years romcom, we decided to end the year by covering a movie that would bring us pure joy. We hope it makes you feel the same way, and that you'll forgive us for this brief foray out of horror and into TWO AND A HALF HOURS OF SOLID ACTION, BAY-BEE! We're talking about the 2017 8th installment of one of America's most beloved film franchises-- we're talking about "The Fate of the Furious." Special topics include: family! respect! cars! butts! and... babies?!

If you're deeply itching for a romcom, may we suggest Episode 209- "Love Actually," Episode 261- "You've Got Mail," or the time we lost our minds in a lockdown and devoted nearly 2.5 hours to discussing "Titanic," which is chronicled in Bonus Episodes #3 & 4? 

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Listen buddies, I am like 99% sure we made it through this episode without morosely singing "happy holidaaaaaays" even ONCE. I might be wrong about that though; regardless, we tried. For this year's holiday spectacular, we're discussing the 2019 remake "Black Christmas." Special topics for your consideration include: POOTS! Great cat names! Not borrowing your friend's DivaCup! Starting a cult! Ben Shapiro! We're all over the place, it's the holidays.

This is our SEVENTH holiday episode, holy ghost. Here are the first six: 2014: Episode 9- "Silent Night, Deadly Night" 2015: Episode 61- "Krampus" 2016: Episode 113- "Black Christmas" (Bonus: Episode 114- "Gremlins"!) 2017- Episode 156- "Gingerdead Man" 2018- Episode 208- "Better Watch Out" 2019- Episode 260- "Rare Exports"

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*URGENT ALERT* In this week's episode, we get pretty lewd and we're sorry about it. In general, we hope you don't listen to our episodes with kids around but this one reeeaaally takes the cake. What can we say, we got punchy! 

We're discussing a 2019 film that stars everyone's favorite straight edge former pro wrestler, CM Punk, "Girl on the Third Floor." Special topics for your consideration include: the perils of being a generally non-confrontational person, having nebby neighbors who don't actually give you any helpful information, financial advisor tattoos, a very very drippy bodily fluid that we cannot seem to stop talking about, and thinking about ghost sex? Maybe just don't. 

Love watching professional wrestlers act in horror movies? You've got Jesse "The Body" Ventura in Episode 80- "Predator" and Skywalker Nitron (aka Tyler Mane) in Episode 301- "Halloween" (kind of an obscure wrestler, but he was the only-ever champion of the Universal Wrestling Federation in the mid 1990s, so it counts!) We've also discussed one of the few WWE-produced films to not feature a superstar, Episode 16- "Oculus."

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In this week's episode, Katie finally gets what she's been asking for and instantly regrets it. We're talking about the much-anticipated 2019 Lindsay Lohan spectacular, "Among the Shadows." Special topics for your consideration include: presidential prom limos for President Husband, having no motivation to do any of the things you do, FREXIT!, the benefits of recording episodes from one's home, sorta-vampires and kinda-werewolves, and the true gloriousness that is Lindsay Lohan.

Big fan of LL? Please enjoy Episode 104- "I Know Who Killed Me." Big fan of absolutely nonsensical werewolf movies? Try Episode 217- "The Howling II: Your Sister is a Werewolf."

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In this week's episode, we let you jerks pick the movie and YOU PICKED BADLY. We're talking about the 2000 sequel "Urban Legends: Final Cut." Yikes. Special topics for your consideration include: the incredible Eva Mendes and a bunch of other bunko people, a brief dive into the life and times of Chris Gaines, some true crime talk, some urban legend talk, and winning the Hitchcock Award: how your life will be changed forever. 

Did you miss the first "Urban Legend?" It's Episode 221. Do you for some reason love kinda crappy slashers of the late 90s/early 00s? How about Episode 8 (!)- "I Know What You Did Last Summer," Episode 56- "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" or Episode 278- "Scream 3?"

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In this week's episode, we're here to just roll around in an absolutely bananas Italian film, the 1974 supernatural (?) horror movie "Beyond the Door." Holy ghost. Special topics for your consideration include: pea soup straight from the can, distracting leg/head ratios, extremely funky songs, a feeling of genuine pity for child actors, and what would happen if you heard about the plot of "The Exorcist" then confused it with another movie you read about called "Rosemary's Baby" and immediately turned it into a script. Oh and by the way, we changed the name of this podcast to "Boat Homes" so we hope you like that.

Do you enjoy absolutely insane Italian horror films? May we recommend Episode 41- "L'Ultimo Squalo (The Last Shark)" or really anything Fulci made (Episode 72- "The Beyond," Episode 227- "Zombi 2" and Episode 281- "City of the Living Dead")? 

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In this week's episode, we're loopy on prosecco and the fact that we still didn't know who won the election at the time of recording, which is just fine because we are talking about the 2011 British sci-fi horror comedy "Attack the Block." Special topics for your consideration include: an extremely brief synopsis of a television series that has been running for nearly 40 seasons, wiggly dog butts, slang we *absolutely* do not understand, the concept of Katie being Freaky Friday'd with a teenage boy and digressions: lots of em. 

British horror comedy! First and foremost, check out Episode 160- "Shaun of the Dead" but if you'd like something more on the horror end, you can't go wrong with Episode 60- "American Werewolf in London" and if you'd like something more on the comedy end, there's always Episode 131- "Hot Fuzz."

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In this week's episode, we go back to the well of Dario Argento with the 1982 film "Tenebrae." Special topics for your consideration include: a very low bra budget, a special appearance by your favorite Italian plumber brothers, the appeal and impracticality of an entirely marble interior, tacking some weird future sci-fi stuff onto your movie but not really telling anyone and a very Dario Argento self-own.

Would you like to experience Katie's true journey to acceptance when it comes to Argento films? If so, we've got Episode 23- "Suspiria," Episode 84- "Demons" and Episode 185- "Deep Red."

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In this week's episode, we try to chase away our Halloween hangover with the 1981 Canadian slasher classic "My Bloody Valentine." Folks, it's the 2D version! Special topics for your consideration include: small town dating pools, making out like a teen despite nearing middle age, bad Valentine's poetry, Moosehead: the official beer of everything, and being so Canadian that you actually become something else.

Want to listen to us talk about the third dimension of "My Bloody Valentine?" The remake is Episode 198. Into Canadian horror films? May we recommend such films as Episode 53- "Ginger Snaps," Episode 68- "Trick 'r Treat," Episode 130- "Pontypool" Episode 166- "The Cube" or Episode 203- "Grave Encounters?" Would you like to hear about the greatest Canadian slasher film that ever existed? That'd be Episode 113- "Black Christmas."

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IT'S HALLOWEEN WEEK, BABIES! Grab a pumpkin bucket, fill it with candy and dress like the less-popular sister from "Frozen" (just me?) and join us for yet another trek into the Halloween franchise. Sort of. We're talking about the 2007 reimagining of "Halloween" by Rob Zombie, and PS- Allen wants you to know that he regrets not calling him "Robert Zombert" in the episode. It's the little things that keep us going.

Anyway, special topics for your consideration include: substances that can and cannot help this film, "Michael Myers: Portrait of a Serial Killer," jerking it to poverty, unwieldy sports metaphors and a very upsetting revelation about "Car Talk."

Do you like kinda shitty movies about Michael Myers? Give Episodes 201 and 202 a shot- they're "Halloween: H20" and "Halloween: Resurrection," respectively. Do you like kinda shitty movies that aren't about Michael Myers? There's always Episode 52- "Halloween III: Season of the Witch." You know, in retrospect, that one might not have been so bad.

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In this week's episode, we're going back to the oeuvre of James Wan with the 2011 supernatural horror film "Insidious." Special topics for your consideration include: a 90s goth rock mashup for the ages, unhelpful dads, the feeling you get when something is meant to be scary but is actually very very silly, being a human potato and where the heck is Dalton's brother and SadBaby?

Do you like hearing us try to make sense of the world of Wan? Listen to Episode 81- "Saw," Episode 83- "Paranormal Activity," Episode 96- "The Conjuring" and Episode 296- "Paranormal Activity 3."

Hey, we have a Patreon and we're about to release our third action movie bonus episode, a film that is TBD but is certain to star Keanu Reeves here in KEANOCTOBER! Check it out at https://www.patreon.com/werewolfambulance to see what supporting us can do for you.

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First of all, we understand that this is what we get for deciding to watch the Glenn Danzig written/directed/produced 2019 film "Verotika," but we also want to say that just like that Bryan Adams song from "Prince of Thieves," everything we do, we do it for you. We watched this movie so you don't have to. If you already did...welp, our apologies. Special topics for your consideration include: the sad life of a beloved comic strip character, actually offending the French with poor accents, being able to tell the difference between a story and a single thought, bored twerking and THE BAD BOY OF KARATE! 

Want to watch a good anthology in this, the Hallow-est of months? Try out Episode 68- "Trick r Treat." Want to hear us talk about Danzig some more? Get into Episode 187- "Dog Soldiers."

Hey, we have a Patreon AND voting is open for our third action movie- it's Keanoctober, baby! Check it out at https://www.patreon.com/werewolfambulance to see what supporting us can do for you.

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In this week's episode, we finally get back to a real actual horror movie! It's everything that you loved (and hated) about the 1980s, all wrapped up in one- we're talking about the 1986 film "Night of the Creeps." Special topics for your consideration include: a love letter to Dick Miller, one love letter and one not-so-love letter to Tom Atkins, a movie mashup mixtape, another appearance of police departments with flamethrowers AND WHY?!, and Brad: ultimate 80s villain guy.

Sorry I said I don't like Tom Atkins. I just don't think he's a sex symbol, don't @ me. Want to be thrilled by him? Check out Episode 21- "Creepshow" (an uncredited role), Episode 52- "Halloween III: Season of the Witch," Episode 129- "The Fog" and Episode 198- "My Bloody Valentine 3D." 

Hey, we have a Patreon AND our second action movie episode is out now-- "Terminator"! Check it out at https://www.patreon.com/werewolfambulance to see what supporting us can do for you.

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In this week's episode, EPISODE THREE HUNDRED, can you even believe it?, we are discussing the obvious choice for one's tricentennial: the 2007 film "300." No, it's not a horror movie. Yes, it's a gimmicky choice. No, those abs aren't real. Other special topics for your consideration include: stabbing, a startling lack of planning by the God King and also by the regular King, building a giant pit to nowhere, more stabbing and a hearty reminder to tell your loved ones that they are your loved ones.

Hey guys, thanks for being with us through 300 episodes and here's to 300 more. We love you.

Gerard Butler has been in a surprising number of horror movies and we've done exactly zero of them, though I was absolutely convinced he was the lead in "Midnight Meat Train." Turns out that's Bradley Cooper?! Whatever. You can listen to it anyway, it's Episode 150, which is exactly one half our podcast ago!  

Hey, we have a Patreon AND our second action movie episode will be out this week-- "Terminator"! Check it out at https://www.patreon.com/werewolfambulance to see what supporting us can do for you.

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In this week's episode, we get what we deserve for trying to figure out what the internet is talking about with the new Netflix original film "I'm Thinking of Ending Things." Special topics for your consideration include: Jared Leto's poetry Tumblr, that football tv show, another patron saint of Werewolf Ambulance, our inner cynicism and musicals: a deal breaker?

Toni Collette, if you're out there? You're the best. Get your fix of Toni with Episode 61- "Krampus," Episode 157- "The Sixth Sense," Episode 220- "Velvet Buzzsaw" and Episode 224- "Hereditary."

Hey, we have a Patreon AND our first action movie episode is already out! Check it out at https://www.patreon.com/werewolfambulance to see what supporting us can do for you.

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In this week's episode, we're discussing a movie in Katie's wheelhouse that is decidedly not a horror movie, Shudder be damned. It's the 1999 teen film about the horrors of...popularity? It's "Jawbreaker." Special topics for your consideration include: the sadness of rewatching a movie of your youth and realizing it's actually not great at all, Tawny Kitaen and how to learn more about her, how the minds of popular kids actually work, the patron saints of this podcast (ex: Judy Greer) and a shocking dearth of references to the band Jawbreaker. 

Want more Judy Greer? Check out Episode 169- "The Village." More Rose McGowan? Episode 44- "Scream." Rebecca Gayheart? Episode 221- "Urban Legend." Carol Kane?! Episode 30- "Office Killer." 

Hey, we have a Patreon AND our first action movie episode is already out! Check it out at https://www.patreon.com/werewolfambulance to see what supporting us can do for you.

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In this week's episode, we lean hard into the pandemic and manage to make a 50 minute episode about a 56 minute movie which, my friends, is absolutely a skill we should put on our LinkedIn profiles. We're talking about the 2020 film "Host" and some special topics for your consideration include: whether we would or would not seance, revisiting hard drinking again only to feel awful, the trials and tribulations of Zoom, trying to remember the film "Unfriended" and our trash memories striking again. 

If you enjoy films that take place on the internet, you may enjoy Episode 48- "Unfriended." If you like charming British women, you could do much worse than Episode 116- "The Descent."

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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Because we can never reliably be trusted to do things in a way that makes sense, this week we're tackling 2011's third installment in the "Paranormal Activity" franchise without having ever seen the second. Special topics for your consideration include: having your home be haunted by a demon with perverted tendencies, a Bloody Mary epidemic, an extremely special visit from friend of the podcast Dan, a little behind-the-scenes of us watching the neighborhood and the return of deja-viewing.

If you'd like to hear us talk about one other film in the series, you can hear the original "Paranormal Activity" in Episode 83. If you'd like to hear about some other movies that I've deja-viewed, you can try out Episode 79- "Prince of Darkness" and Episode 203- "Grave Encounters." Frankly, I'm sure there are more but I predictably can't remember them. 

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First, you must know that Allen chose this film. Of course you already knew that. Second, holy ghost, what a movie. We're discussing the 1982 American-Spanish-Puerto Rican slasher "Pieces." Special topics for your consideration include: not having a real solid grasp on whether this is a comedy or just riddled with errors, a new classic food combo that we just invented, confusing the psychic women of Italian cinema and the fact that this movie has it all (if by "it all" you mean professors of kung fu, cops that are also tennis stars, grey-haired Ken dolls, the inferior Chris George, a groundskeeper with a bad attitude, terrible skateboarding AND someone else's keys!)

If you'd like to hear more about the inferior Christopher George, check out Episode 248- "Grizzly" and Episode 281- "City of the Living Dead." If you'd like to hear from the superior Christopher George, you can hear him as a guest on Episode 207- "The Mummy."

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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we're covering the request of one of our lovely subredditors, AbstrvctH3lga-- 1993's "Leprechaun," truly a film that launched a thousand shits. Special topics for your consideration include: recording outside with weed whackers, leaf blowers, barking dogs, chatty neighbors, cool cars and so many cicadas, Jennifer Aniston's sartorial choices, contemplating how this film possibly got 400 sequels and living our best leaking dumpster fire lives. 

I mean, go watch the other "Leprechauns" if you want but don't say we made you. They're Episode 39- "Leprechaun in the Hood" and Episode 263- "Leprechaun in Space."

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Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we're venturing into the land of temporal loops with the 2017 slasher comedy "Happy Death Day." Special topics for your consideration include: talking about astrology with two people who know absolutely nothing about astrology, conflating a nutter butter and a fluffer nutter, the suspicions that arise when a person bakes only one cupcake, nightmare tunnels on college campuses and problematic films of our youth. Oh, and we're still outside. People sure do love to drive by!

Are you extremely into horror movies that take place on college campuses? If so, you may enjoy Episode 113- "Black Christmas" or Episode 221- "Urban Legend." I was also about to suggest "Scream 2" because I was absolutely certain that we'd covered it but alas, it's still on the list.

Hey, we have a subreddit! We're embracing it! Join us, or at least Katie (Allen's eyes don't work when it comes to Reddit) at r/werewolfambulance.

Have you been thinking about buying a t-shirt but perhaps none of the designs spoke to you? Then we are certain you'll love our brand new design by the inimitable Justin Gray, "Close Enough, Lucio!" You can get this design printed on a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance.

We're at: facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [email protected]

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Into theme music by Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm Contact- Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm) Outro song A. Wallis- "EMT." Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's edition of "look Ma, I'm outside!" we are back on the porch for the 2017 nazi jagoff horror thriller "Green Room." Special topics for your consideration include: loving Patrick Stewart whether or not he's trying on a southern accent, extremely well-placed gore, a cavalcade of punk rock memories, and dogs: inherently frightening but also owners of cute wiggly lil butts.  

Into seeing Nazis get what they have coming to them? You might enjoy Episode 92- "Dead Snow." Also I am like 90% sure that Episode 164- "Puppet Master" had *something* to do with Nazis but honestly can't be bothered to look up what it was. 

Hey, we have a subreddit! We're embracing it! Join us, or at least Katie (Allen's eyes don't work when it comes to Reddit) at r/werewolfambulance.

Have you been thinking about buying a t-shirt but perhaps none of the designs spoke to you? Then we are certain you'll love our brand new design by the inimitable Justin Gray, "Close Enough, Lucio!" You can get this design printed on a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance.

We're at: facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [email protected]

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Into theme music by Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm Contact- Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm) Outro song A. Wallis- "EMT." Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Truly it had been too long since we tackled a Netflix original film, so this week we're discussing the 2019 Stephen King/Joe Hill adaptation "In the Tall Grass." Somewhat appropriately for a film about the horrors of the great outdoors, this episode was recorded on Allen's porch. Special topics for your consideration include: Stephen King Madlibs, an absolute need for Dwayne 'the Rock' Johnson, evil children and evil fields and evil dads-- these are a few of King's favorite things, the appearance of one of our favorite things (Australians playing Americans) and...what? Just what. Seriously, what?

If you'd like to go back to the genesis of "Steven Kang," may we recommend Episode 66- "Thinner"? Or if you'd like a film about how being outdoors will probably kill you, how about Episode 15- "The Blair Witch Project"? Want to combine the two concepts and throw in some magic kids or something, just for good measure? Can't go wrong with Episode 59- "Children of the Corn."

Hey, we have a subreddit! We're embracing it! Join us, or at least Katie (Allen's eyes don't work when it comes to Reddit) at r/werewolfambulance.

Have you been thinking about buying a t-shirt but perhaps none of the designs spoke to you? Then we are certain you'll love our brand new design by the inimitable Justin Gray, "Close Enough, Lucio!" You can get this design printed on a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance.

We're at: facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [email protected]

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Into theme music by Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm Contact- Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm) Outro song A. Wallis- "EMT." Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we ventured into the great outdoors and recorded on Allen's front porch, so please be aware that you will hear some car noises and we also get distracted by several passersby. Look, it's summer, there's a pandemic, and we gotta chillax. It's okay though, because we're talking about the 1993 summer blockbuster hit "Jurassic Park." Is it a horror movie? Not really. Is it horrific? Yes, it is, who the hell wants to bring back dinosaurs? Special topics for your consideration include: menacing a child, being at one's Jeff Goldblum-iest, terrible body doubles, fantastic CGI and practical effects, not knowing much about raptors despite being obsessed with them and a little Clippy erotica.

Pretty sure this is our fourth Jeff Goldblum (Episode 103- "The Fly," Episode 146- "The Sentinel" and Episode 230- "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" and our third Sam Neil (Episode 125- "Event Horizon" and Episode 142- "In the Mouth of Madness") but only our first Laura Dern. Welcome to the show, Laura Dern!

Hey, we have a subreddit! We're embracing it! Join us, or at least Katie (Allen's eyes don't work when it comes to Reddit) at r/werewolfambulance.

Have you been thinking about buying a t-shirt but perhaps none of the designs spoke to you? Then we are certain you'll love our brand new design by the inimitable Justin Gray, "Close Enough, Lucio!" You can get this design printed on a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance.

We're at: facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [email protected]

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Into theme music by Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm Contact- Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm) Outro song A. Wallis- "EMT." Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's edition of "well, it's a movie" we tackle the 2019 reptile thriller (?) "Crawl." Yowza. Special topics for your consideration include: a condemnation of Floridians, the high stakes world of out-swimming an alligator, deciding to inform your child from a young age that they are in fact an apex predator, things Barry Pepper knows about alligators and for gods sake, it's a BASEMENT.

In a very Britney Spears move...whoops, we did it again. Who knew "The Crazies" was about a virus?! We genuinely just thought it was about zombies. I guess this is why being fun is better than knowing things. Anyway, here we are: the 2010 remake of "The Crazies." Special topics for your consideration include: the Ogden Marsh Parking Authority's vehicle booting capabilities, extremely inconsistent symptoms of an illness, the possibility of simply having a lot on your plate, weapons available to one on a farm and Timothy Olyphant: a sheriff, and a particular face. 

Everyone, thank you so much for helping us hit our goal raising money for the National Lawyers Guild. You are the best and we love you.

The Romero movie was probably better. Enjoy some of his actual work with Episode 21- "Creepshow" and one of Katie's favorite all-time episodes, Episode 137- "Monkey Shines." Somehow we've also done another Romero remake with Episode 173- "Dawn of the Dead."

Have you been thinking about buying a t-shirt but perhaps none of the designs spoke to you? Then we are certain you'll love our brand new design by the inimitable Justin Gray, "Close Enough, Lucio!" You can get this design printed on a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. 

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

Into theme music by Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm Contact- Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm)

This episode also features an extremely great outro song by A. Wallis called "EMT." Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we're going back to the well of one of Katie's favorite franchises with the 2019 remake of a classic, "Child's Play." Special topics for your consideration include: a stroll down toy memory lane, getting Detective Mike as your new dad, a compare and contrast of living with Chucky vs. a real life toddler, finding comedy in spraying a young child with blood, the bonkers marketing decisions made by the Buddi company and a love letter to Brad Dourif. 

Our National Lawyers Guild fundraising drive to support Black Lives Matter ends TOMORROW, so if you have some wiggle room in your budget, please consider donating to them at nlg.org. Then just forward us a receipt at [email protected], send us a screenshot or tag us on social media. We'll be matching 10% of your donations and if we hit $2,500, I (Katie) will touch a horse. On video. We already have the horse lined up. On one hand, I want to raise a lot of money for a seriously good cause; on the other hand, I kind of want to faint when I think about actually touching a horse.  As of the posting of this episode, we are just a couple hundred bucks shy of our horse-touching goal!

Man, I love Chucky and you can hear all about it on Episode 28- "Child's Play 2" and Episode 231- "Child's Play."

Have you been thinking about buying a t-shirt but perhaps none of the designs spoke to you? Then we are certain you'll love our brand new design by the inimitable Justin Gray, "Close Enough, Lucio!" You can get this design printed on a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. 

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

Into theme music by Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm Contact- Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm)

This episode also features an extremely great outro song by A. Wallis called "EMT." Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we took on a listener request to review a queer horror film in honor of Pride month and sight unseen we selected the 2018 French film "Knife + Heart." Special topics for your consideration include: a very shame-filled upbringing, giallo tropes in action, a plea tothe universe for Pride parades, learning to type with other parts of your body and 'artsy fartsy' as a subcategory of aesthetics. Happy Pride month, everyone!

Please don't forget to donate to National Lawyers Guild for our fundraising drive to support Black Lives Matter. All you have to do is donate to National Lawyers Guild (nlg.org) and forward us a receipt at [email protected], send us a screenshot or tag us on social media. We'll be matching 10% of your donations and if we hit $2,500 in the month of June, I (Katie) will touch a horse. On video. We already have the horse lined up. On one hand, I want to raise a lot of money for a seriously good cause; on the other hand, I kind of want to faint when I think about actually touching a horse. As of the posting of this episode, we're just about 25% of the way there. 

Pretty sure we have only ever covered one other French horror film, Episode 151- "Raw." We have, however, covered giallo films extensively so please just get into our catalog and roll around a bit, okay?

Have you been thinking about buying a t-shirt but perhaps none of the designs spoke to you? Then we are certain you'll love our brand new design by the inimitable Justin Gray, "Close Enough, Lucio!" You can get this design printed on a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. 

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. 

Into theme music by Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm Contact- Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm)

This episode also features an extremely great outro song by A. Wallis called "EMT." Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we're tackling a listener suggestion from friend of the podcast Leah Ashley-- the absolutely horrendous 2006 supernatural horror film "The Gravedancers." THANKS A LOT. Special topics for your consideration include: smelling your partner's jacket just for funsies, knowing anything about Chopin, a surprising connection to "Bring it On," a very special listener mail and CULPEPPER!

This episode also features an extremely great outro song by A. Wallis called "EMT." Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. 

Please don't forget to donate to National Lawyers Guild for our fundraising drive to support Black Lives Matter. All you have to do is donate to National Lawyers Guild (nlg.org) and forward us a receipt at [email protected], send us a screenshot or tag us on social media. We'll be matching 10% of your donations and if we hit $2,500 in the month of June, I (Katie) will touch a horse. On video. We already have the horse lined up. On one hand, I want to raise a lot of money for a seriously good cause; on the other hand, I kind of want to faint when I think about actually touching a horse. As of the posting of this episode, we're just about 25% of the way there. 

There were high highs and low lows of horror in the year 2006, and we've covered a bunch of them. One high- Episode 127- "Slither." One low- Episode 111- "Silent Hill." One that transcends ratings? Episode 108- "The Wicker Man."

Have you been thinking about buying a t-shirt but perhaps none of the designs spoke to you? Then we are certain you'll love our brand new design by the inimitable Justin Gray, "Close Enough, Lucio!" You can get this design printed on a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. 

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow.