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This week we talk about how good it feels to swing and swang around the conctrete jungle of New York city. Feeding of the rhythm of the city, the subway, its beating heart. The pidgeons make for great beatboxers too, someone should sample that. Oh wow, are those links??? Discord: t.co/KKdVe6EnSy?amp=1 Twitter: twitter.com/TimePlayed3hr Instagram: instagram.com/timeplayed3hr/ Ko-fi: t.co/MmfAVzg6T9?amp=1 Email: [email protected]

This week I say the sentence 'in my experience of milk alternatives..' which I apologise for. Shortly after that we talk Homeworld, the classic PC RTS set in 3D space. Do you know your X axis from your Y? How about your Bach from your Barber? Find out, RIGHT NOW! Click a link, see what happens... Discord: t.co/KKdVe6EnSy?amp=1 Twitter: twitter.com/TimePlayed3hr Instagram: instagram.com/timeplayed3hr/ Ko-fi: t.co/MmfAVzg6T9?amp=1 Email: [email protected]

This week Stanley comes to a room with two doors. He takes the door to his left and then two little podcast boys moan for 40 mins because they desperately wanted to feel something, anything, new again. Stanley clicked all these links: Discord: t.co/KKdVe6EnSy?amp=1 Twitter: twitter.com/TimePlayed3hr Instagram: instagram.com/timeplayed3hr/ Ko-fi: t.co/MmfAVzg6T9?amp=1 Email: [email protected]

This week my boy Lochie is back home to regale is with tales of Australasia and it's wildlife. Games wise, we talk about the fall of Apple Arcade, but not before listing off a bunch of recommendations. Then Louis jumps around a bunch of random games, from big budget to lil indies. Heck, that's a lot of links: Discord: t.co/KKdVe6EnSy?amp=1 Twitter: twitter.com/TimePlayed3hr Instagram: instagram.com/timeplayed3hr/ Ko-fi: t.co/MmfAVzg6T9?amp=1 Email: [email protected]

This week I've only gone and over indulged. It's just me (louis) so I of course take this moment to waffle hard about the complex, perculiar and endearing world of Gran Turismo. Not only as a game but also as a longs tanding brand, at the forefront of Playstations marketing strategy. Included are a bunch of old 3hr intros and outros from the early days, a drum and bass cover of The Flight Of The Bumblebee and the deluded ramblings of a lapsed racing game fan. You cannot get enough of these LINKS! Discord: t.co/KKdVe6EnSy?amp=1 Twitter: twitter.com/TimePlayed3hr Instagram: instagram.com/timeplayed3hr/ Ko-fi: t.co/MmfAVzg6T9?amp=1 Email: [email protected]

This week, Lochie is finally checking out Arkane Studios sleeper hit Prey. We chat talk about the wonders of CS:GO Prop hunt, game developers obsession with Art Deco and reading illlegal scans of Naruto in China.

This week, I could write the intro to match the core word based structure of the game we're talking about. But honestly, it's too much of a hassle. We did it a bit for the intro, so we've filled the quota and frankly, it's not like it really adds anything anyway. Like, i bet 70% of podcasts did this very thing when Baba is You came out. so why re-hash it again in the pod description. nono. this is much better. Lochie got a ps5 btw. Links is Cool Discord: t.co/KKdVe6EnSy?amp=1 Twitter: twitter.com/TimePlayed3hr Instagram: instagram.com/timeplayed3hr/ Ko-fi: t.co/MmfAVzg6T9?amp=1 Email: [email protected]

This week we're lost and hunted in the winding streets of the russian steppe. We thirst, we ache and we hunger. We carry nuts of all kinds, but we musnt give in to our cravings, for we know the humble nut has a greater use than linning the pits of our weary stomachs, of course.... Sweet, sweet links... Discord: t.co/KKdVe6EnSy?amp=1 Twitter: twitter.com/TimePlayed3hr Instagram: instagram.com/timeplayed3hr/ Ko-fi: t.co/MmfAVzg6T9?amp=1 Email: [email protected]

No time for real episode this week, so instead we thought we'd try something a little different...

This week we enter the hot video game discorse and BY GOD, do we have some mild mannered opinions that fall relativley inline with everyone elses. We talk about the ideal open world, your first FromSoftware game and Lochie learns how to hold a torch in his other hand! HEY, thems some nice links... Discord: t.co/KKdVe6EnSy?amp=1 Twitter: twitter.com/TimePlayed3hr Instagram: instagram.com/timeplayed3hr/ Ko-fi: t.co/MmfAVzg6T9?amp=1 Email: [email protected]

This week we're talking about a game that you could kinda, sorta argue played a part in the creation of this silly little podcast. We talk about how impactful this game was to us in 2007, the uncountable amount of cool weird things stuffed into it, and the butchering of Kristen Bell. HEY, COOL LINKS!?! Discord: t.co/KKdVe6EnSy?amp=1 Twitter: twitter.com/TimePlayed3hr Instagram: instagram.com/timeplayed3hr/ Ko-fi: t.co/MmfAVzg6T9?amp=1 Email: [email protected]

This week we're running between greyish fields, hopping over big baloons and longing for simpler times.

This week we're in Mexico driving cars with anime girls painted on the side as an old BBC kids presenter tells us how good we are at following a racing line.

This week we stroll down a corridor only to discover the Sanctum have enlisted PSICOM to enforce The Purge because the fal'Cie of Pulse has appeared in the Vestige on the outskirts of Bodhum and it's turning the citizens of Cacoon into L'cie and/or Pulse l'Cie, forcing them to complete their Focus or they will become the dreaded Ce'ith and also Leona Lewis sings about her hands. WOW LINKS! Discord: t.co/KKdVe6EnSy?amp=1 Twitter: twitter.com/TimePlayed3hr Instagram: instagram.com/timeplayed3hr/ Ko-fi: t.co/MmfAVzg6T9?amp=1 Email: [email protected]

This week we talk about bothering your mum, keeping the bedroom door closed and Deaths Door; Acid Nerves indie hit from last year. We chat about how it manages difficulty compared to its contemporaries, The DNA it inherits from their first game Titan Souls, and the joy of just being little crow. LINK-E-POOS! Discord: t.co/KKdVe6EnSy?amp=1 Twitter: twitter.com/TimePlayed3hr Instagram: instagram.com/timeplayed3hr/ Ko-fi: t.co/MmfAVzg6T9?amp=1 Email: [email protected] xx

This week; Lochie gets an eye test, Charles is actually Troy Baker and Big Bo wants to party a little too hard for our liking.

Let me first apologies for the intro. We decided to write them in advance just to fill them out a bit a make it more descriptive about the coming episode and we immediately started writing nonsense. Another note is that, in the ep, we talk about how this game should be called 'Golf with friends' not 'Golf with YOUR friends'. Found out after a quick google that it actually used to be called 'with friends' but mobile giant Zynga trademarked '.. with friends.' which is wild and crap, eh? Anyway... LINKS TO THINGS! Twitter: twitter.com/TimePlayed3hr Discord: t.co/KKdVe6EnSy?amp=1 Instagram: instagram.com/timeplayed3hr/ Ko-fi: t.co/MmfAVzg6T9?amp=1 Email: [email protected]

This week we're getting our brains scanned and waking up one hundred years in the future, in a spooky underwater station, but at least it's still Lochie's birthday tomorrow. (happy birthday bud)

This week we're stuck on a tiny spit of land that is drenched in switches that seemingly do nothing, but at least we our Tonka beans.

Thanks to everyone that listened, chatted on discord, recommended us games and sent us a tip this year. Means much and looking forward to doing some more. LINKS TO THINGS! Twitter: twitter.com/TimePlayed3hr Discord: t.co/KKdVe6EnSy?amp=1 Instagram: instagram.com/timeplayed3hr/ Ko-fi: t.co/MmfAVzg6T9?amp=1 Email: [email protected]

This week Brendan gets annoyed as one of the tourists gets drunk at the Prince of Liechtenstein's private vineyard, plus the flamboyant new couple Nathan & Elika join the group. Will they survive the round? LINKS TO THINGS! Twitter: twitter.com/TimePlayed3hr Discord: t.co/KKdVe6EnSy?amp=1 Instagram: instagram.com/timeplayed3hr/ Ko-fi: t.co/MmfAVzg6T9?amp=1 Email: [email protected]

This week we're not playing a video game. I'm not entirely sure what happened but somehow I'm asking Lochie more questions about League of Legends again. LINKS TO THINGS! Twitter: twitter.com/TimePlayed3hr Discord: t.co/KKdVe6EnSy?amp=1 Instagram: instagram.com/timeplayed3hr/ Ko-fi: t.co/MmfAVzg6T9?amp=1 Email: [email protected]

This week Lochie reveals one weird trick for getting your daily reading in, and Louis ponders on the methods of acting. Once they get that out the way the move on to Exo One, a sci fi epic that has a little in common with an old iOS game. LINKS TO THINGS! Twitter: twitter.com/TimePlayed3hr Discord: t.co/KKdVe6EnSy?amp=1 Instagram: instagram.com/timeplayed3hr/ Ko-fi: t.co/MmfAVzg6T9?amp=1 Email: [email protected]

It's been 10 years and you can no longer put buckets on peoples heads. LINKS TO THINGS! Twitter: twitter.com/TimePlayed3hr Discord: t.co/KKdVe6EnSy?amp=1 Instagram: instagram.com/timeplayed3hr/ Ko-fi: t.co/MmfAVzg6T9?amp=1 Email: [email protected]

This week we do this whole bit at the beginning around the name Mike (no relation to Mikes clav) and i do wish we had done an alternative intro and i could just use that cos it borders on the cringe line but you can't win them all. If you can make it past that we then move on to a video game so good lochie couldn't play it.

This week we're just a couple podcast hosts playing a game about playing a guy playing a game about being in a cabin playing a game. Also Louis is bad at all the games, but mainly the one at the deepest level of game, the one with the guy with the eyes and the snarky stoat. LINKS TO THINGS! Twitter: twitter.com/TimePlayed3hr Discord: t.co/KKdVe6EnSy?amp=1 Instagram: instagram.com/timeplayed3hr/ Ko-fi: t.co/MmfAVzg6T9?amp=1 Email: [email protected]

This week we get lost in the land of DEADSIDE, desperately searching for DARK SOULS and to stop evil serial killers like JACK THE RIPPER and ANNE ROBINSON as we try to convince people our name is not actually MIKEY but SHADOW MAN and we are, indeed, the LORD OF DEADSIDE. LINKS TO THINGS! Twitter: https://twitter.com/TimePlayed3hr Discord: https://t.co/KKdVe6EnSy?amp=1 Ko-fi: https://t.co/MmfAVzg6T9?amp=1 Email: [email protected]

This week Lochie is wearing new trousers as we revisit old friends.

This week, we roll up to town as a couple 'poor boys' and set our heart on our one true love, Peaches. We work tirelessly, kissing as many underground dwellers as we can; turnip girl, trashbin man, the guy in a gimp suit, to grow our hearts and rise through the ranks. Are we pompous or are we bragger boys?? Will we one day kiss our love below the tree with the big nose??? Find out this and wether or not this is actually a video game or just my stream of consciousness on todays episode!

This week is all about cauliflower, video editing, model kits and cycling down hills.

This week we check out Bayo and her goofy ass friends; Danny Devito and Eggman.

This week, what if Space was Dead and Lochie had just gone for a run and Louis was anxious but also really liked the Matrix and Herbie: Fully Loaded?

This week we answer a bunch of listener questions whilst Louis drinks a ginger beer. At some point we discuss the shame one feels of leaving a villager idle.

This week Louis is shocked to find out Lochie played this weeks game whilst watching some crappy youtube video, and must dig deeper to understand this bizarre phenomenon.

This week special guest Louis is back again to regale us with his troubling time in the British education system. Also video games.

This week we get all nostalgic about the first games that truly felt like our own, and Louis reveals the biggest surprises Pokemon Crystal has in store (something about a man named Mr Pokemon?) If you'd like to join our discord you can find it here: https://discord.gg/KXeNhsPEU6

This week Lochie and Louis can't speak Romansh, recall fighting a bee man and can't help but stare as the dark paintings draw their eyes ever closer.

This week we find out that Winnie the Poo is more profitable than Mickey Mouse?? This can't be Lochie, I think your research game is off... also pokemon + League of legends is somehow not Lochie's fav thing ever. Louis is also there.

This week Louis imagined a mosquito, lochie honestly brought little to table but we both drove hecking load of trains.

This week we find out that Lochie doesn't like ice cream but loves Jaffa cakes. We also discuss DemonCrawl (one word btw). A rogue-like rpg minesweeper.

What if I told you there was a beautifully scenic island filled with fetch quests, bears with American accents, and wifi that keeps dropping out midway through a podcast so editing it is a nightmare? Welcome to Eastshade, try not to scream when you have repeat yourself for the 4th time because Lochie couldn't hear you.

Skip to 12:28 if you want to hear us talk about Genshin Impact and NOT about The Hootenanny, Britain's Got Talent and Louis' disinterest in football.

This week Lochie tells you about his gross fingers and Louis has a dehumidifier. ALSO. We played the indie classic Rain World and try to unpick the value of its difficulty.

I don't remember what we talked about this week other than the titular game ofc. So instead, my day schedule. I've only got two short meetings today. One is a catch-up with my line manager, the other is a briefing for the main job i need to do today. It's likely that the things in need to get started on the work will be delayed so i will use that time to get in touch with o2 as the company phone contract is closing and i need to work out a new deal. We also have a new hire today so i need to make sure she is all settled in. Lou is leaving ( very sad about this) and her line manager asked me what we should do to celebrate her, i have no idea, so i'm going to ask someone else. I'll also walk the dog several times for pees and poos and a bit of play. This evening i might do some freelance 3d modelling, currently texturing a large window. Oh, in the pod we do talk about Archer Maclean again. how could i forget.

This week is the WORLD PREMIERE of Mikes electric piano (thanks again, Mike), as well as a bunch of video game trailers we don't care for.

Gosh, I honestly have no idea what we talked about. I think a lot of it was actually about Supergiants indie hit Hades. I remember we it got us talking about the Disney movie Hercules. And at the start I grovel for money, but aside from that you'll just have to listen and see.

What better way to celebrate World Milk Day than playing three hours of Capcom's cult classic Ghost Trick.

This week two sleepy boys try desperately to keep their eyes open as they are sent back in time to save sexy ladies with The Hunchback of Notre Dame, making sure at all times to properly adhere to the physical rules of whisky barrels.

You might say, This week Lochie and I went through a M E T A M O R P H O S I S of our own. We fill you in with all the juicy deets of our recent life changes, which includes but is not limited to Lochie buying a very bright bulb. We eventually move on to the titular game, but not before gently roasting my old flat mat.

This week, Lochie says the phrase 'i don't trust all my fingers equally' and honestly I can't stop thinking about that. We talk about Friday Night Funkin', a pay-what-you-want indie rhythm game on Newgrounds (wait, Newgrounds???)and then recap our final thoughts on the bonkers end to our twitch play through of Dead Rising.

Take ten minuets of your day to hear the sound of hard wheels on warm cement as Louis explores the incredible sound design work and the mechanics it supports in the genre shaking classic, Skate.

This week tension is high as Lochie and Louis can't think of anything to say, that is until Lochie reveals he's just eaten Mac n' Cheese and then everything goes back to a relative state of normal.

This week we finally got around to the playing the game that we literally invented 15 years ago. We literally made this game with our minds. 11 boys are the real game designers.

This week Lochie reveals his secret talent and Louis holds the switch very close to his face.

This week we get lost in a museum of forgotten video. Literally, we have no idea what floor any of these games where on. Also we are both surprised to discover that I know what a Musher is.

This week Lochie gets a little car sick as Louis professes his love the Star Wars Intellectual Property.

This week we're scooching past people from all over Europe on a tight train carriage, well except Lochie because he ate to much spaghetti...

CreamPuff will inherit the earth.

Imagine Shawshank Redemption but instead of Morgan Freeman and Tim Robbins you get the worlds biggest goofball and a very dull man, playing darts and and washing up together. Also Uncharted.

This week Louis clearly wants nothing more than to talk about Diablo 3 and has no interest in instant coffee or animal cloning.

This week we try to BECOME the Prince of Persia, but stumble over our rotoscoped feet and plumet, repeatably, to our deaths.

This week! Birthday cards! Diana Ross! Pigeon corpse! BATTLE ROYAL! wow.

This week the levee has broken and we must try to remember the difference between chef and chief, lucky they are wearing the appropriate hats.

This week Lochie reveals he doesn't know what Crash Bandicoots name is and Louis completely lets him off the hook for this and I'm shook. Also I'm Louis, Hi. I'm not sure why i decided to write these in 3rd person. Like I'm trying to trick you into thinking we are bigger than just the two of us... I think it was more because otherwise i'd be saying 'I' a lot in these descriptions and you might not know who 'I' am. Which i think is fair. So i'm going to stick with the 3rd person thing for now. enjoy the pod or something.

This week we discuss the true satisfaction of throwing a can at someones face.

This week we played a video game disguised as a video game. Guns, things to shoot and towers to defend. Come with us and uncover the supremely predictable.

This week Lochie manages to successfully describe the mechanics of a game, which is especially impressive as said games mechanics are intentionally obscure. And Louis literally scratches an itch on his back.

This week Louis manages to tell a (vaguely?) interesting tale about his most recent trip to a post office before promptly moving on to try his best not to talk about Minecraft and fails consistently. Lochie is also there.

This week is the final week of the years weeks except for next week. So we're looking backing over all the crap we've played and picking our top five. Here is a list of everything we've played if you wanna make your own picks, ya wierdo. Halo: Reach. Death Stranding. Divinity: Original Sin 2. Sonic Heroes. Fez. Valorant. Kingdom Hearts Dark Road. The Simpsons: Hit And Run. Halo 3. Slay The Spire. Persona 3 FES. World Of Warcraft In 2020. Valkyria Chronicles. Super Mario Strikers. Dragon Ball Z: Budokai 2. Tony Hawks Underground. A Short Hike. The Sims 4. Haunted PS1 Demo Disc 2020. The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. Outer Wilds. Dirt Rally 2.0. Animal Crossing. Max Payne. Anodyne 2: Return to Dust. Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege. Lovely Planet. Spiritfarer. The Matrix: Path of Neo. World Of Horror. Don't Starve Together. The Getaway. Teardown. Yakuza 0. Metal Gear Acid. Kingdom Hearts 3 Re:Mind. Animal Crossing: New Horizons. Ooblets. Kingdom Hearts: Melody of Memory.

Turn based stealth action card game deck builder. Now that might sound like a potential indie darling from the year 2020, but it's actually a Metal Gear spinoff game from 2004. And it's not good. Also Lochie raps. (kinda)

This week we talk about Toffee Crisps, our advent calendars and towards the end we kind of loose our minds over the LEGACY of Archer Maclean and his Mercury games. Somewhere in there we talk about Dragon Ball Z too, I swear.

Yakuza 0 by Lochie & Louis

Oh my god. Listen. I'm sorry. We keep playing these games. It cannot be helped. I promise this episode is worth listening to. At least as much as the other ones. I throw a couple sick tunes in there, to keep you entertained/awake. Just try it. For me. For ya boy. For lil' loops. Don't tell Lochie. He doesn't like it when i beg.

This week we get to indulge in our childhood fantasies of drawing on walls, and blowing up safes.

This week, we step out into the harsh sunlight. The studs from our boots scratch along the rusted metal. The tyrant Luigi takes his place between us and our goal. His group of carefully selected (and exclusively green) Birdos stand in waiting, ready to strike, their eyes stare right through us. We rush our sweating bodies from one end of the pitch to the other, only to find our true nemesis, the crocodile from Coco-pops. We kick the ball into the hole. The crowd screams. We have won. It is over.

This week we're standing outside a Dixons with a croque monsieur in one hand and a can of Fosters in the other. We've been wandering around central for hours (three to be exact), shopping for that one laundry detergent that doesn't smell like James. (sorry about the heat coming off my mic... i'll remember to turn down the gain next ep x)

This week we're somewhere between WW1 and WW2 in maybe Holland but could be Sweden and some lady that keeps calling us 'Wilkies' just gave birth in our tank. Also, Rosie is a racist.

This week is our final spooky ep of the year, and it ain't what you expected. How's that for a spooky surprise...

This week Louis is delighted to learn that 'level squish' is not a joke and people that get paid real money actually came up with that term. Video games are art.

This week we're fumbling around the school room, looking for some crazy guys jars of eels. Also Lochie keeps sipping really loudly.

This week we're back at school again, and it's the same as it always is. We wander around hell in our secret hour, but as long as we have our trusty nipple spouts, we'll stay hydrated.

This week we learn how to dodge bullets and get lost in mazes but we're not playing a Remedy game...

Get your Radlads, ready your Legseys and warm up your Shrumbos cos this week Lachsley, Lobs and special guest Graple explore the land of Ooblets.

Lochie's PC woofed it, ya'll. So no Flight Simulator this week. Instead, we talk about Microwaves, Robot Wars, Brutalism and Jessica Chobots Career. Oh also a few video games such as: Prince of Persia, Control, Slay the Spire and Halo.

This week, we sailed the river Stix helping our loved ones on to their new lives. Louis finds peace tending to his garden and cooking for his family, but Lochie keeps plucking the same fish from the water and dropping his axe.

This week we barely talk any rubbish, like we literally spend less than 1 min on Waynes World and then Lochie transitions into the game. What the heck am I supposed to write about here if we actually talk about a video game for 30 mins?! Oh i know! Ok, so I mention in the intro that i watched the first episode of the original transformers cartoon recently. Is this the best place to start for a newbie to the franchise? Obvs i know what transformers are and owned a couple as a lil boy but I would like to see what kind of complexities exist in the series outside of the obvious. Lemme know. Anyway, Slay The Spire.

This week we're pew pewing purple squares at angry red squares, scoring 2 stars and drinking canned apple juice until the power supply goes out...

If you're not really bothered about Halo 3, dw. We spend the first ten minuets talking about going on holiday and then about half way through we start talking about boomerangs. Just thumb through the Halo bits...

This week we barricade ourselves into rooms and lie on the floor, waiting for someone called 'Sledge' to cool aid it through the wall and give us a right talking to with his large gun. This is the legacy of Tom Clancy.

This week we're driving round in circles trying to figure out why we can see through the roof as 'cool lisa' cries out in guilt for each and every Springfielder we mow down with our Snowmobile.

This week we're shrinking down to nanoscopic scale and entering your ears so we can succinctly explain to your brain bits the premise of this weeks game. Should be a dodle.

This week we are back on our shit with another Kingdom Hearts game and golly, i feel so bad for all you listeners that don't give a hoot about KH. I'm sorry we keep doing this to you. Can't wait to do that Kingdom Hearts rhythm game ep tho!

Gosh, it's a video game. About shooting and jumping and the lead characters name is a pun. ctrl->C ctrl->V

Internet. What a luxury. It means, we can finally, FINALLY come to the podcast and talk about gaming mice for 15 mins. Enjoy.

This week we're the new kid in town, surrounded by old friends except they are made out of fewer triangles and are considerably meaner.

As mentioned at the end of the show, here are some places to go to learn/donate and support racial equality. https://blacklivesmatter.com BLM is a great place to start to learn and donate www.ally.wiki is an amazing google doc filled with a billion diff ways you can help. Petitions, places to educate yourself, protests and donation. www.itch.io/b/520/bundle-for-racial-justice-and-equality is a huge bundle of indie games (over 700) with all earnings donated for racial justice. Oh and this week we played Fez...

Hello, If you're new here you may be wondering what this episode is about... When something unexpected comes up that disrupts our ability to play the game of the week, we instead take the opportunity to talk about what else we have been playing. We then name the episode after some sort of collection of fruit e.g. 'fruit salad, fruit compote, fruit smoothie' to imply it covers a range of games instead of just one. We are running in to a small problem now where we've run out of ideas for names in this theme. If you can think of any more -for the next time we can't play the game of the week- please write us at [email protected]. Thank you and enjoy.

WE ARE BACK. MY INTERNET IS BAD. GRAN TURISMO CONTINUES TO STAGNATE. VIDEO GAMES ARE THE TRUE FORM OF EXPRESSION.

Yo, Lochie dropping in with a lil special. Ever wanted to learn about the beast that is the Animal Crossing Discord Server, its pretty bangin. Hopefully Louis' internet gets back on track next week and we'll soon be back to normal. Lochx

This week we've spent three hours organising our top 50 games (each)in to a nice and tidy list. Get ready for some surprises and discover the optimal way to eat spaghetti(skip the first ten if you don't wanna hear about Louis' tongue). This is our longest ep yet so I dunno, do some house chores or something while you listen??

This week, we're talking about Outer Wilds and game about trying to stop the world from ending in 20 minutes but every time you die it loops back to "Gotta get up, gotta get out, gotta get home before the morning comes What if I'm late, gotta big date, gotta get home before the sun comes up Up and away, got a big day, sorry can't stay, I gotta run, run, yeah Gotta get home, pick up the phone, I gotta let the people know I'm gonna be late There was a time when we could dance until a quarter to ten, We never thought it would end then, we never thought it would end We used to carry on and drink and do the rock and roll We never thought we'd get older We never thought it'd grow cold, but now Gotta get up, gotta get out, gotta get home before the morning comes What if I'm late, gotta big date, gotta get home before the sun comes up Up and away, got a big day, sorry can't stay, I gotta run, run, yeah…"

This week, Sonic helps Rose move into her new room at Yale and to begin her life as a college girl. Rose is surprised to find a familiar face as her roommate – Big The Cat. Rose is not quite ready to let go of her mother, so Sonic orders take-out for all the girls on the floor and they have a party.

Animal Crossing: New Horizons by Lochie & Louis

This week we're getting lost in time and lo-fi beats and there's a middle aged man in spandex showering us with confetti.

This week Lochie and Louis went to a party and immediately got separated. Louis approached a young woman that insisted on licking his arm (said she could see his future) and Lochie spent most of his time not letting anyone finish their sentences and forcing them to hurry through their life stories. Every once in a while Louis would try to to tune in to what Lochie was talking about with the strangers, but found it almost impossible to follow. Then Lochie sat on the house cat.

This week we're brushing up on our Mandarin and trying not to get spooked.

This week find out how hard it is to compare opinions on a game when one person has played for 80 hours and the other only for 3. It's almost like the premise of this show is deeply flawed!

This week Lochie and Louis self immolate as they try to navigate the complicated world of gender politics, and Lochie forgot to buy a fire alarm.

This week we're desperately trying to parry a Xehanort (not sure which one) but he's super spammy and also my thumbs are covered in plasters.

This week we decided to get away from it all and finally accept that invite to our fav Aunts place. Turns out its gosh darn lovely.

Did you know all video games are based on Journey to the west?

This week we're pulling off Mctwists and we rise up to be the best pro skater in the land, once there we learn the true meaning of skating and also that eric is the worlds largest walking butt.

Video games. wow. 2019. amazing. Lochie. incredible. podcast. who'd have thought? Louis. not sure. cadence of hurdle. nahhhhh.

This week Louis talks to an old man about the new Pokemon game. Louis talks at great length about all his beautiful new boys whilst the old man desperately clings to life.

This week Lochie puts on a sexy voice as he strolls around a spooky island, hunting for pasta and wool and showing off his dance moves.

This is the longest episode we've done in a while but don't worry, only 20% of it is about the titular game. Mostly it's about watching porn at apple stores and Pokemon.

This week Louis gets a point and that's all there is to say on the matter.

This week we're beneath the waves of an alien planet chasing after more Garryfish and silver while trying to stay hydrated as we flex our lip muscles (Orbicularis Oris, if you get curious).

This week we neglect English class trying to get girl with braces to give us a kiss as an unrelenting bass riff plays in the background.

This week we're a lil late to the spoopy party but that don't mean we can't get stabbed to death by a naked orphan with fake boobs.

This we play the best looking game, ever?

This week a man in bondage talks to us in riddles as we desperately search for a fire ring all the while avoiding what can only be described as laughing demons all so we can re-form into an old man in a wheel chair and assassinate our target with a very large gun.

R' ye ready KIDS?

This week the two sniffly boys try their best to describe the game that ruined genre naming for everybody.

This week we fill time. Enjoy.

This week our contents are under pressure after Marc Ecko gives us a wedgie.

This week we're on the streets of Toronto brawling our way through the foes of Scott pilgrim in WAIT... what's that floating by? oh.. .nothing... What was i saying?

This week we're visiting another MMO, but first we need to reset our passwords...

Hey Sonic super fans! Welcome to Timeplayed: 3hr; a video game podcast where two best friends play videos games they barely care about or have even heard of for three hours (max) and critique them. We love to hate, and love to be hated. Thanks for listening!

This week we have a falling out about Thief 2: The Metal Age because Lochie thinks it takes place at the same time as Saved By The Bell or something.

it is rather tricky...

This week, Louis' head explodes while Lochie just stands round claiming there's nothing insane about that.

This week we send our levels out to die in Super Mario Maker.

This week Lochie eats a packet of crisps.

This week Lochie ate a Big Tasty and got a haircut and Louis played Hearthstone for a bit I guess...

This week I'm uploading this very late. And for that I am truly sorry. I have no idea what we talk about, I think probably video games. I do remember being half asleep when recording this so there's that for you to enjoy, at least.

This week Louis has already played Borderlands 2 so we have to play the other one that no one likes. So we mostly talk about E3, steams most expensive game and how we are out of ten.

This week it's Timeplayed: 3hr staring Lara Croft

This week we learn that 'Chicken Chaser' is not an inherited title and can be changed at any time by purchasing a new title through any local traders.

This week we haven't played Fable. But we have played a bunch of other things. So we've blended them up in to one juicy ep for you. Oh, also standing desks is a topic of discussion.

This week we're exploring the ocean in Sea of Thi ARGGHHHH!

This week we're late and keep repeating ourselves.

This week Louis doesn't even mention the fact that he just dropped his laptop on the floor and now the screen doesn't work so he had to hook it up to his tv and record the episode from the sofa while he watch his limping laptop flicker in and out of life as Lochie read aloud his year old review of the New York Stack from McDonalds. He's fine. Totally fine.

This week rabbits and dogs and cats hate each other, and don't even get me started on wolves. Bastards.

This week Lochie gets lost looking for his dead wife in their 'special place'. Louis is also there trying to remember how to get the trash out of the trash shoot.

100 eps bb. xx

This week Louis gets immediately shot at whilst Lochie hits on everyone he sees. Also none of the doors work like doors work.

Lochie wants to play COD. So we play COD. You know COD. COD. Can't stop pooping.

This week Lochie teaches us about the 4 R's as we creep through the pixelated horror hallways of Resident Evils mansion, and wow... what. a. mansion.

Remember the time we talked about Fornite and Lochie was watching the royal wedding as we did the podcast and in the podcast description I tried to make a pun about battle royale and royal weddings and it mostly didn't work? Well so, this Apex Legends episode is similar except Lochie shows the f up and concentrates on the thing he's supposed to be doing. enjoy.

This week, We finally get to talk about Kingdom Hearts 3. Lochie hasn't quite finished yet so it's mostly just the sound of Louis bitting his lip.

This week we going over the all the bits and bobs we've been playing. Lochie finally gets his chance at Kingdom Hearts 3 but seems more interested in Union x. Louis is finally exploring the world of horror, starting with the remake of Resident Evil 2. All this and more discussed whilst Louis unknowingly records it with his laptop mic.

GOOD MORNING. THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S BEEN THREE WEEKS AND FINALLY, THIS WILL BE UP ON TIME. YOU. ARE. WELCOME. This week, it's a story that takes place in a cave PLUS (jesuswhatamidoing) Louis gives you what I'm sure, I AM POSITIVE, will be his first of MANY 'tips of the week'. LONG LIVE CAPS LOCK xx

This week Louis learns a life lesson, Lochie earns big money and Kingdom Hearts 3 is not on the table for discussion.

This week Lochie kills a spider and Louis simply watches as he spins out of control off the screen.

This week we're revisiting an old classic. It's been years since I've played that gem of a game so it's great to finally get to revisit it in this REMASTERED version. I have the original copy sitting right here on my desk. It's looks so great and is very real in front of me. Also, sorry for the tardiness this week. Lochie is in Australia and Louis is all over the place.

We find out who's the faster reader on this weeks episode of Timeplayed: 3hr as we play the Dating sim/Visual novel/nightmare Doki Doki Literature Club! P̸̡̛̞̱̹̉̂̐̃͂͑͐́͘ļ̵̮̤͉̑̈̉̈́͋̐͝ͅé̸̤̜͛̐̈̚͘͠ă̸̡͖̖̫͂͗͆͂̄͛̓̌̂s̸̢͚̘̿́͂͛e̵͓̻̪̲̼̜̓͆̎ ̸̻͓̲̻́́̾̒̚l̴̙͎͖͓͖̥̬̍̑̕͝͠ͅĭ̶̧̭͙̹̱̖̘͎̩̫͛͘͠s̶̨̡̙͖̤̦̦͎̹̑͂̐̈́͗̏͛̍̚͜͝t̸͙͈͚͍̺̩͊̈́͆͑̐͜ē̷͈̙̜̯͎͑ṅ̵̢͍͈̟͆̓͐̎͝ ̷̧̛͔̮̱̭̰̘̗̹͕̀͋͛̐̇ẗ̴͉͓́̽̄͛́̏̄̈́͝͝ő̸̡͚̲̦͈̲̭̲̲̮̐̑̽͑ ̶̥̬̒̐̓͌̄͐͝t̷̡̡̺̭͈̝̫̭̠̑́͘͝h̶͚̮̮̺̅̿̋́̅̔͘̚į̴̭̰͇̰́̏s̷̲̘̹̭̉̔̾̄̕͝ͅͅ ̸͉̯̙̍̏̈́̊͋̏͒̐p̸̻̬̱͙̩͌̾͌̈́͑̚͘o̶͍̻̩̍͐͛̽d̸̡̞͕͉̈́͆́͠c̷̛̱̫͋̑̐ą̸͎̳̦̋s̵̠̠̝͉̼͎̪̻͍̑̇ͅţ̴̟͉͎͖̌̍̏̉̈́͂́͘ ̶̮̺̖̥͇̌̅̈́̒̃͑͌̕͜e̸̻͊̈́̿͂v̵̛̦̉̈́̑̀̔̈̈̋͘ē̶̡̠̎́̅̃ř̸͍y̸̧̢̦͈͕̗͙̹͉͐̒̏̿̓̕͝ͅ ̶̪̭̐̓̇̇̂͌́̚͝w̸̡̹͇̤̎͑̀̑͘͝ḙ̷̢͍̫̮̥̤̈́̈́̒̉ȩ̵̨̥̤̬̪̤̒̽͐͒̌̍̕k̴̰̆ ̷̧̡͍̦̪̖̜͛͂̓̏͗̋̈́̓͜ͅf̴̢̡͕̳̜̤̦͚̥̹̈͗̔ò̴̢͎̖͒̾͛̅͜͠ͅr̶̬̩̱̫̲̼͕̙̪̔̎͑͜ë̴̡̧̲̳́̌͐̐̄̀̍̚v̵̝̪̹̎͌͆́̑̓e̷͙͙̲̣̒͊̌͊͑͐̚r̸̼͒͠ ̶̼̈̈́́̿ͅā̷̛͙͌͒̓̉̾̓n̶̺̳̩͉̩̰̞̤͒͑́̿͑̽̕ͅd̴̢̥͖́̀̽ ̶̱̘̏̂̽ė̵̖̺̫̇̒̐̽̈͜v̴̩̹̦͖͇̜̬͙̬͐̓̕͠ͅę̸̛̩̉͂ͅŗ̴̰̤̱̿͊͘.̵̥̮̝̟͈̘̗̉͌̔̽̂͋̍͑͜

This week we're getting deep in the snow with Steep. A video game about snowboarding, skiing and and mountains that talk.

This week it's the end of the year. We thought it'd be nice to make a list of our favorite games that we forced each other to play for the podcast (for three hours), resulting in the DEFINITIVE 2018 GOTY list, despite the fact that only two games from this year are on the list. Have a goodn'

The League of Legends has finally come to town. oh yea.

This week, we're swapping trophies for stickers (they aren't really stickers...) in Super Smash Bros Ultimate. We chat deep about that new spirit mode business, and wether or not playing it makes you worse at smash. Reminisce about the old pure days of melee and finally gossip about the pro scene. Just how good can you really be at SSB?. Pretty good, turns out.

LOUIS HATES HALO 2. AND ALL THE OTHER ONES LIKE ODST AND THE ONE WITH THE BAD GUY THAT LOOKS LIKE A BIONICAL. AND HE HATES THAT YOU LIKE HALO. HE THINKS YOU ARE WRONG FOR LIKING HALO ALSO. HE THIKS IT IS NONSENSE AND THE ALIENS ARE SILLY. HE THINKS REACH IS POOPOO-PANTS. ALSO LOUIS HATES DESTINY. AND DESTINY 2. AND BUNGIE. BUNGIE TASTES LIKE SADNESS. Enjoy!

This week we watch as the 'Birdman' himself Tony Hawk continually smashes into invisible walls like a pro skater/idiot while Spyro just glides on by like a pro dragon/cool dragon.

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This week we try desperately to keep our beautiful cities from decaying but all Louis wants to do is touch them with his naked hands.

This week we played Detarune, the follow to the mahoosively popular Undertale. Below is the entire Wikipedia Page of Toby Fox, as promised.... "Toby Fox (born October 11, 1991) is an American video game developer and composer. He is best known for developing the critically acclaimed video game Undertale, released in September 2015. He also developed a related game called Deltarune, the first chapter of which was released on October 31, 2018 for free as a “survey”. He also composed various pieces of music for the webcomic Homestuck. Career Fox studied at Northeastern University in Boston, Massachusetts, studying environmental science. Fox started composing a variety of music for Andrew Hussie's 2009 webcomic Homestuck during his senior year of high school. Fox initially did not respond when Hussie started a "Music Contribution Team" in April 2009 and put up a news post asking musicians to participate. However, Hussie took note of his work when Fox started uploading piano covers of the webcomic's music on the MS Paint Adventures forums. Fox also co-composed the music for the 2017 Homestuck video game Hiveswap. Fox's most popular work is the 2015 role-playing video game Undertale, which sold more than a million copies, becoming a "breakout hit" and "pop-culture phenomenon". Fox worked on the entire game independently, besides the art assets; which he had asked Temmie Huang for help with, he decided to work independently to avoid relying on others. Fox had little game development experience before Undertale, using RPG Maker 2000 with his three brothers to make role-playing games along with making some EarthBound ROM hacks in high school, the most notable of which being Earthbound: The Halloween Hack. He thought of the character designs and ideas for Undertale in college, where he drew them in his notebook. Following its release, the game garnered an extensive fanbase and a large degree of controversy over the praise garnered by the game. Fox commented that he did not mind if people stated that they did not like the game, saying that it was "not for everyone". Despite Undertale's awards and widespread acclaim, Fox wrote that his personal opinion was that the game was still "niche" and deserved an "8/10" review score. In 2016, Fox released a number of unused musical tracks from Undertale. He also became a contributor to the A Profound Waste of Time magazine. More recently, Fox was chosen to be part of the 2018 Games Forbes 30 Under 30 list for his role in creating Undertale. On October 31, 2018, he released the first chapter of the followup to Undertale, named Deltarune."

This week Louis pretends to know what collectivism is as we take a deep dive into System Shock 2. We talk about its difficulty, the striking resemblance to its spiritual successor Bioshock and exactly how a Space Monkey gets made.

This week it's getting spooky as we put together broken doors and shout 'WOW' at people. Also we barely talk about the video game Louis was supposed to play. Enjoy!

This week, Louis recommends a 2d sidecrolling stealth game and Lochie doesn't like it... If that's sounds like an episode you've heard before I can promise this is not a re-run... Louis makes another round of predictions about the League Of Legends tournament whilst also holding up a newspaper with todays date on it so if that doesn't prove this a new episode I don't know what will...

This week, on Lochies suggestion Lochie played Doom, and no that is not a typo. We talk about the past, present and future of Doom; the hit video game series and also Louis gets a lil psychic and predicts the winners of the League of Legends Tournament. And oh god I'm glad to have my mac back, all praise the into music...

This week we play so many goshdarn video games and still struggle to reach 3 hrs. We swathe through the back catalogue of nintendo classics like Balloon Fight, Super Mario Bros 3, and... Tennis. But before that, Lochie has to give up his seat for a squirrel.

Lochie is away in snowy (it's not actually snowing) Vermont and Louis is still settling in to his new home in London but that won't stop us from recording a cheeky episode of Timeplayed: 3hr. This week we've got quite the bowl of fruit for you to pick from; from Destiny 2 and World of Warcraft, to Spider-man and Tomb Raider, which is the juiciest? Why would you ever compare these games? You wouldn't, so we haven't. Enjoy!

We're back after a week off (soz) to talk to ya'll about the pc classic Fallout. After having played the recent more Bethesda versions Louis thought it'd be chill to check out the original. Who knew you spent so much time punching rats??

This week it's Lochies turn to apologise for his recommendation. We talk about comedy games, spider-man and the sad cynical world of Octodad: Dadliest Catch.

This week we have trouble multitasking and Louis is a bad co-worker.

This week we talk all about fake Danny DeVito, awful water levels, fan fiction and gummy ships. That's right, we're revisiting our childhood fav and one capitalisms finest achievements... I got three words for ya, kid: Kingdom Hearts!

This week we get talking about the slightly interesting Mafia 3. Having played it over the course of an entire year, Louis has learnt to love it and gets Lochie to play it so he can ask him what he thought.

This week on Timeplayed: 3hr; we get talking about Super Monkey Ball, speed running, video game preservation, and an arcade in Peckham. But not until Lochie remembers to say his name...

Do you like trains? How about tracks? How about Mario Kart? Minecraft? Okay well, how about loud music playing in the background? Well we’ve got it all! Toot toot.

Lochie keeps trying to find way to get Louis to play MOBAs. This time he's set upon him the *now* free -to-play Awsomenauts in the hopes that being in 2D somehow makes it more appealing. Find out if it did on this weeks episode. (It did not) Also we talk about the silly things we've backed on kickstarter and more...

Lochie describes his experience renting some highly skilled wow players to help give him a hand before TIME RUNS OUT. A cheeky solo ep as Louis is away.

Today we're putting Gorrister and Benny through their paces in I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream. Lochie throws a crippled man down the stairs and Louis desperately tries not to kill a suicidal guy on this weeks episode of Timeplayed: 3hr

This week we're donning our hard hats and getting to work building the theme-iest of theme parks, but really we just wanna play Mario Kart.

This week, one of us loves a video game, the other is wrong. (and now you know who writes these descriptions...) We wax about the short indie horror game Paratopic. Chatting up its PS1/90s visual aesthetic and radical sound design, eventually getting lost along the way talking about the value of horror as a genre.

This week we're taking pics of all our favourite Pokémon like Pikachu, Bulbasuar, Randy Jackson and Adam from Love Island. Listen to Lochie school Louis on basic Pokémon vernacular and nomenclature. Do you know what a-Ditto-a-do?

This week Lochie's in for a big surprise when he realises the dirt strew around the palace is actually clones of himself slowly forming and mimicking his every move, soon they may even be able to walk through water. What?

Ever wanted to *listen* to an E3 press conference? No? Well now you can, in full stereo! Tune in for in-depth analysis from your favourite 3hr hosts Lochie and Louis with insightful commentary such as: ‘Those ferns... mmm... juicy’ and ‘it's nice being able to climb steep mountains!’ (don't worry there will still be a regular episode on Sunday)

Lochie's back and hes taking Louis back to a time when Mothercare was a thriving business and video game reseller. This week we're talking all about Link's Awakening and how bout a lil E3 on the side...

Bad news! Lochie is away and we ran out of time to record our Links Awakeing episode, so instead I present you with another solo ep. After finally getting around to playing Dishonored: Death Of The Outsider, I thought I'd fill the air with my thoughts on what I love about the series but also how it never quite hits the spot for me. Not mentioned in this episode is how painful the word 'Dishonored' is to read for me. I mean... just look at that mess 'Dishonored'. That's ignoring the fact that in the UK it has a rogue 'u' in there somewhere. 'Dishonoured', my godddd. Anyway, Lochie will be back next Sunday to talk with me all about Link Awakening.

In Gunpoint, 'you feel the clicks...' Find out whatever the hell that means on this weeks episode of Timeplayed: 3hr.

100 people are dropped on a huge map, forced to scavenge for gear to survive. Who will be the last person standing? Who will be victorious? What does Meghans dress look like and oooh, is that Oprah? This week we're playing Fornite Battle Royal Wedding. Louis can't help but compare PUBG and Fornite, whilst Lochie can't help but give us updates on what Harry & Meghan are getting up to this weekend.

This week we're celebrating a year of Timeplayed: 3hr (!) the only way we know how; grand thievery. But before we do any of that, Roman wants to go bowling.

This week there are just too many of these mini ninjas... We hunt for spells, break animals out of jail and find out just how mini these ninjas truly are on Timeplayed: 3hr.

We invited an old friend (and first ever guest!) to talk to us about his love (or is it distain?) for free-to-play strategy games. Ya know the type... the ones you see advertised in the corner of your browser window and think; 'that looks entirely hideous'. Oli introduces us to his new obsession 'Stormbound', and much to our disappointment; it's not entirely hideous.

This week we're off on a road tripin Jalopy. Tires will go flat, wallets will be forgotten and uncles will be indifferent on Time Played: 3hr

This week, Lochie learns to love Wario but Louis only likes him for his taste in music. We talk about the mini games, the level variety and also the Baftas for some reason...

This week we keep dropping our god damn magazines all over the gosh darn floor in Receiver. 'I' before 'E', except after 'C'... 'E' before 'Z' then 'R' unless it's a revolver in which case press 'T'.

This week we clicked lots of circles in time with old anime intro songs and dated club hits. We get chatting about all kinds of rhythm games from the arcades in japan to sitting at home trying to play rock band solo.

This week, Louis is personally sorry for making Lochie play The Saboteur. We talk about the importance of good driving in open world games, how intentional bad voice acting can be and a button that makes nudes appear.

We went to M&S and I bought a tuna sandwich, Lochie managed to find the only reduced item in the shop, a couple of pork pastries. We heated those bad boys up and sat down with a classic; LittleBigPlanet. We talk about making levels, wonky physics and other things I'm sure...

This week, we head back to Metal Gear again but something's very different... We talk about the secret formula to a 'Platinum' game, how Rising compares to Bayonetta, and that tricky counter move. But first, Lochie has an apology to make...

Anime. Manga. Naruto. YO! I dont have time to write this right this second... but when I get back from my urgent trip to Ikea this description box will be filled with useful info. Believe it!

It's 2005 and Sam Fisher has got an assault course to get through... We sneak through sound booths, interact with cloth physics and try to do the splits on this weeks Time Played: 3hr. Oh wait no, it's 2002. My bad. xx

This week we're 'total trashfire' twenty somethings scrolling around the streets we grew up with, looking for anything to do in 'Night In The Woods'... somehow it just doesn't resonate.

Lochie's buzzing after blazing through Nier Automata, while Louis attempts to recall his impressions of Platinum games' 2017 creation. Worth a listen ;)

Bonus Mid-week episode! Ever wondered what happens when you take one of the most mechanically passive games and then make someone else play it for you? This week we went to Dear Esther Live at the Brighton Dome to find out. It's Dear Esther, but LIVE.

We've returned from our assignments and we've got a few things to report to the council (that's you in this metaphor). Monsters were hunted, cats were cuddled and 3 hrs were played on this weeks Timeplayed: 3hr.

We use this podcast as an excuse to finally get back to our friends at Shujin Academy. Is Ryuji still a complete dingus? How many detectives are there now? And does Louis like everyone more now that he doesn't have to sit on the floor?

This week Lochie got Louis to play the same 30 seconds of a game he's already played for three hours all in the name of speed running. What a racket.

This week we're playing everything but Trine 3. We talk about the weirdo character designs in Warframe. The great character creator in Dragon Ball Zenoverse. The aesthetic pleasure of city builders like Kingdoms and Castles. The incentives to play League Of Legends. and Zelda... yep.

This week Louis finally braves the world of [goofy place name here] in World of Warcraft. It has been a long time coming I guess... They talk about how the mainstream approached wow all those years ago, what it was like growing up playing it and it's value as a social experience... **Note from Louis** Within about 30 seconds of the intro music Lochie drops the fact that World of Warcraft has been around for 14 years. My response to this is 'Wow'. This was not intentional and I apologise. Toodles xx

This week we settle in for some cosy puzzle solving with Opus Magnum. We get chatting about good tutorials, how damn satisfying Opus Magnum really is and the deep questions it has forced us to explore about ourselves... xx

It's the winter holiday so we got the squad back together to play a little PUBG. What is PUBG? Is PUBG a video game? Is PUBG some ridiculous acronym for a video game with an equally ridiculous name? And who is 'PlayerUnknown' anyways? Only some of these questions will be answered in this special holiday episode of Time Played: 3hr. xx

This week we re-played Campo Santos 'Firewatch', a video game about getting lost and chasing teens. We mostly talk about its divisive ending, the rad art direction and also maybe Zelda again for like the fourth time this year or something, sorry... Love Lochie & Louis

Lochie makes Louis play a game he really doesn't want to play on what this week we're calling 'Time Played: 2hr'. We discuss unclear game direction, the perfect '2nd screen games' and how fantasy role-playing has evolved over time. Stick around for a tasty bonus at the end in which we talk about all the trailers (and none of the awards) at The Game Awards.

We've got a big ol' episode for you today. Turns out we did in fact have a butt tonne of things to say about Mirrors Edge Catalyst, the sequel to one of our favorite games. Lochie liked the combat... Other than that it's a straight hour of us bagging on the game. We talk about its failed open world, the confusing art style and wether or not Faith makes a squish sound when she falls to her death.

It's dark. Green lights glow beneath your fingers. The clacking of the keys mix harshly with voices of boys, the voices of men. A sharp November breeze seeps through the open door. It keeps the sweat from your brow as you stare deeply into the 120 hrtz monitor. "Use your main" You recognise the voice, but it's changed somehow. Like you are hearing it for the first time. A rebirth is taking place. You press 'Q'. A flock of missiles burst forth, swarming and destroying four of the apposing team. You turn from the barrel of Pharrahs smoking missile gun to the voice, purple headphones hanging from his neck. I've finally found a place to 'Belong'. ______ Yah, so we went to 'Belong'(a gaming cafe) and played Overwatch (a hit video game). Enyoyyyy. I will forever be putting 'Belong' in quote marks. Also here is the link to the video on Overwatch's wonderful animation I mention: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xeTMCPG2gg

Lochie really wanted to chat about the new Mario game. Louis was hesitant but they managed to fill up a whole podcast and more. They talk about some of the things you'd expect when talking about Mario; his beautiful movement, the charming exploration and some things new for the series like its jarring art style. Also there's a lil bonus chat at the end when Louis realises that Lochie must have finished Zelda by now, finally allowing them to chat about what he felt was a disappointing ending.

This week we're talking Bound, the very screenshot-able ballet platformer by Plastic. We get into it's beauty, it's fiddly controls and it's frustrating use of symbolism.

We're talking about Metal Gear Solid again, this time the forth iteration. We get deep into Kojima craziness, crappy tutorials and how silly it is that this was our introduction to the series. Podcast... away!

This episode is incredibly scary. Both Lochie and Louis say the word 'spooky' at least three times each. But how can they not when talking about Alien Isolation? It's just so darn spooky.

This week we discard the entire premise of this dumb show because we ran out of time to actually play the video game we wanted to talk about. Oddly enough, we still found time to play a bunch of other video games. So instead Louis shares his love/hate relationship with the Gran Turismo series and the recently released Gran Turismo Sport, much to Lochies disinterest. Lochie can't help but talk about League Of Legends for the third week in a row, whilst Louis holds back groans. They finally settle on The Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of the Wild (typing that is a pain) as something they can both enjoy. Also something is wrong with Louis' windows...

We talk about the joys of running in the cult classic Mirrors edge. We lament how the series never really figured out just how good it was and try desperately not to compare it to it’s sequel.

This week we're talking about 'Where The Goats Are'. A game about milking goats and reading letters. If only Louis had played just a little bit more he'd know it was about a bit more than that... We discuss games that force you into a routine, the game service itch.io and the impact an ending can have on the overall experience of a game.

We’ve each spent over 3hrs and £300 on our new Nintendo Switches this week, so we may as well do a podcast about it... What have we been playing? Just how tiny are those tiny controllers and where the hell is the gosh darn menu music? Find out in this weeks episode of Timeplayed: 3hr.

This week Louis plays The Binding Of Isaac for 3 hours to try to figure out how in the world Lochie has played it for 800. They talk about player progression, religion in games but mostly Louis bludgeons Lochie with questions to find out about all the little secrets his measly 3hr playtime couldn't possibly answer.

We're getting artsy this week in Passpartout: The Starving Artist. Lochie slathered his pixel canvas with calming beach scenes in an attempt to please the detestable Benjamin, whilst Louis got increasingly frustrated at everyones distain for his love of the colour pink.

A real great ep where the boys go back and play Just Cause 2, a A+ classic in our eyes. A slight change to set up where we both get involved with something we've played before. With talk about putting all your eggs in one basket and works wonders.

We back. Lochie plays Quadrilateral Cowboy; a game you where code your way through puzzles to pull off heists. A cool game but the boys have some conflicting views.

Another week has passed. Three more hours have been spent. This week, Lochie urged Louis to get back to Undertale, he has happily obliged and has lots to gush about. Though, most of the time he spends just trying to explain what Undertale actually is.

The one you've all been waiting for, but also we've been waiting for as it was delayed a week; The Last of Us - Left Behind. Lochie finally plays it after years of Louis suggesting it. We talk about the character chit-chat and player control that makes The Last of Us feel great. As well as the real good and the annoying things that make up the Left behind DLC.

It's a curve ball ep and you're all in for a treat, Lochie talks about the good time that is Slime rancher. Left behind has been pushed back as Louis wasn't here this week, so its a solo episode with Loch. Enjoy

Settle in friends, with holidays over, Lochie and Louis rejoin over skype for a fresh new 3hr. After a couple weeks of solo podcasts; we're here talking about Valve's original Half-Life. With the future looking good, Lochie and Louis talk about how fast Freeman is and games that have great sound effects.

So, you're in Vietnam. You're standing among friends looking over the Red River; the sun dances just for you. You turn to your boys, a sense of peace finally settling in their eyes, and speak, 'I'm sorry, I promised I would.' You turn and head to find a quiet room. The boys... they'll understand. You open up the voice recording application on your smartphone, click the inviting red button, and begin to speak. You're not sure if this is good, but you know it's necessary. This week Lochie is talking about EverWing, a free to play game that he doesn't seem to like but is morbidly curious about its baffling business model.

Lochie is back for one week only(!) to talk about Titan Souls, the only way to get your Shadow of The Colossus fix in 2017. IF you don't mind the odd load and pointless backtracking.

Is it possible to talk about how boring loading screens are without oneself being boring? I'm not so sure. This week Louis is all on his ownsome and decides to use this time to ruminate on the recently released Prey by Arkane Studios. He touches on the value of the 'immersive sim', upgrade trees that get forgotten and yes, loading screens.

Louis gets Lochie talking about one of his all time favs; Metal Gear Solid. It gets them talking about voice acting, the value of backtracking and just how impossible it is to name the best in the series.

Louis plays Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, a classic from Lochie's childhood. Presuming it will be rubbish, Louis is pleasantly surprised.

Lochie and Louis play some Factorio together, they talk how good and daunting it is to make something in this game as well as; automation, turning off games to keep characters safe and travel plans.

Lochie and Louis go over the E3 2017 press conferences, we talk about the good stuff and gloss over the bad. We're hit with some rogue surprises like Beyond Good and Evil 2 and with the classics like more versions of Skyrim. Here's out take.

Lochie completes his way through playdead's Inside. He sees it as an up and down experience, whilst Louis thinks it great.

Louis tries out Hearthstone and Lochie tries out Gwent online. Neither of us were that interested, so talk about early Pc's and the top-teir Tonka games.

Episode 2 of a new video game podcast: 3hr Lochie plays Her Story, where he's left to search a police terminal and its video files to figure out the truth behind an unclear crime.

New podcast where we make each other play a game for three hours and talk about it. Louis plays Subnautica, he's stranded on a mysterious ocean planet, and gets real tired of chasing fish around at 20 fps.