Blood & Syrup a Vampire the Masquerade Podcast

While Ridley and Everett continue their adventure, Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) searches for info about her brother, Iggy. After being threatened by an inquisitor, Iris and Emily searched Iggy’s apartment, then sought help from Emily’s pack only for a jealous werewolf to pounce Iris! With the death of the werewolf Dominique Looney on her hands, and a surprising kiss from Emily still lingering on her lips, can Iris survive meeting the pack? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Things are getting complicated for the coterie minus Iris. Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) managed to talk to Billy Kincaid with the help of the mysterious “Nurse” before finding out the detective was fated to die, while Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) found himself blackmailed by Damian Black who has kidnapped Ridley’s mum. Will the coterie be able to continue their immortal mission now that the people closest to them are in very mortal danger? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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With Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) off on their own adventure, Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) is in search of answers about her ne’er-do-well brother Iggy’s connections to the vampire drug Drac. But first, she must reunite with Emily and get a new lay of the land. Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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While Iris’s side quest continues, the rest of the Coterie made their way to Billy Kincaid’s hospital.

Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) talked his way inside while impersonating a surgeon before assaulting a patient to give his companion computer access. Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) found Billy’s room before disguising himself as a nurse to hide his face and forehead bullet wound. They’re closing in on Billy’s room, but what will happen now that a mysterious vampire has seen them? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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While Iris was off on her own side quest, the rest of the Coterie met with Sgt. McGregor in a graveyard. Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) found out Jocelyn St. James was continuing her vampire killing spree and Billy Kincaide was in the hospital, while Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made plans to expand his taxi cab empire and impersonate a doctor to get access to Everett’s wounded friend! Can they save Billy Kincaid from the wounds Iris unknowingly inflicted upon her? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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While Iris is away on her own side quest, the rest of the Coterie are still recovering from their battle with the Inquisition. Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tried to find a way to accept his life as a Vampire, Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) got some magic Vampire medication and planned to take out the Orphans, and Harvey got a job working animal control! Can the coterie find the targets they’re looking for before the Orphans start looking for them? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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The Coterie have two weeks to get prepared to go after the Orphans. Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) began hunting for victims to heal Ridley and suffered a Messy Successy, while Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) reconnected with the Bear Boys who had become the Silver Foxes and sorted out getting his vampire killing gloves! Can the coterie find what they need to take down a vampire biker gang? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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The Coterie sorted out their plans in the morgue they’d been given by Angelo Di Santi. Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was concerned about the reach of the Inquisition and suggested laying low, Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) laid out a plan to destroy the orphans but needs to be nursed back to health, and Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) is worried about Iggy while the others are worried about her demon! Can the coterie lay low for two weeks to enact their plans, or will things go wrong yet again? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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The Coterie moved into a new home provided by the mysterious Angelo Di Santi. Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) checked Instagram to review the fallout from the Inquisition’s attack on Montreal, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) found any moments of tranquility eluding him, and Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was haunted by the loss of TJ Malone. Will the coterie be able to come up with a plan to defeat the Orphans and steal a strip club? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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The Coterie met with the Prince and found themselves a temporary new home. Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) agreed to the Prince’s terms to become the Lieutenants of West Montreal, Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) rode with Nathan Dinkledorff and ended up growing attached to his new crew member, and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) focused on the task at hand as they received new apartments from Angelo Di Santi. Will the coterie finally manage to rest, recover and begin their war on the Orphans? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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The Coterie are being brought in to meet the Prince after a number of issues were brought to a head. Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) adapted quickly to Everett’s new secret and offers solutions though they were turned down, Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) suggested they get a therapist for their detective companion, and a deeply troubled Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) led them to a mysterious new ally before they were called into the Prince’s chamber! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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The Coterie are awaiting their audience with the Prince and had a few minutes to catch up. Newly in charge Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) asked the other what lines they should draw during the negotiations, Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) found out Iris knows Everett’s secret and demands to be let in on it, and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) finally reveals that he eats other Vampires! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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The Coterie have arrived at Elysium and found themselves at the centre of attention. Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) used his street smarts to find an armed robber to pump for information, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) almost ate another vampire and got himself decapitated, and Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) discovered an unlikely ally who helped keep Everett undead before the Prince drew all eyes to her! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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The Coterie have escaped the Inquisition’s trap but at a terrible cost. Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) dealt with a demon and suffered the costs of her bargain to her immortal body, Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) lost TJ Malone and the Bear Boys while suffering injuries that left him barely functional, and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) formed an alliance with an Anarch and learned that the Elysium is not what it seems. Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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The coterie’s battle is still continuing, though they’ve been separated by the battle! Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was dragged clear by a new ally or possible threat, Iris (Megan Miles, @meegiemiles) survived being staked but her demon powers are waning, and Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) went to war with the surviving SWAT team members before armoured inquisitors showed up! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Our coterie are still entangled in a brutal fight with the FBI, CSIS and the Inquisition. Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was taken from the scene by a friendly stranger, Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) embraced her inner demon and killed several police officers before being staked into torpor, and Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) returned to TJ Malones summoning an army of Bear Boys to get his friends clear before discovering a sun-devastated Harvey! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Our coterie have been ambushed by the FBI, CSIS and the Inquisition. Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) escaped the bar though he was forced to leave Harvey behind, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was shot in the head and carted off by a mysterious stranger, and Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) arrived at the scene and is debating taking Drac to save her, unknowing already “safe”. friends! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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It’s the night of Elysium and everything has gone to absolute hell for our coterie. The FBI attacked TJ Malone’s and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) did his best to stealth away from the scene unnoticed, Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) prepared for a social event oblivious to her friend’s danger, and Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was hit with a light grenade before he could escape! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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The coterie’s night off became a complete and total disaster! Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) turned Jocelyn St James into a kindred, Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) tried to sort out Everett’s feelings before the vampire hunter turned vampire escaped and Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) discovered a demon form when she was ambushed and is hearing a new voice in her head! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Things have become tremendously complicated for the coterie in just a few scant minutes! The alleyway meeting was attacked by armed men and Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) tore them apart with his bare hands, the vampire hunter Jocelyn St James was shot and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) decided to turn her into another kindred against her wishes rather than watch her die, and Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) invited her brother over and he dosed her with Drac! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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The coterie are finishing their preparations for the upcoming Elysium! Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) rested up and sorted out the dress she’s going to wear, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) led Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) to meet their new unlikely ally, the vampire hunter Jocelyn St. James, and while trying to figure out if she could be trusted and appear like legitimate friends, Everett and Ridley rolled simultaneous Messy Successy’s! What horrors await this new alliance of the night? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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The coterie are gearing up for Montreal’s first Elysium in decades! Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) is reclaiming her own identity alongside Emily in her apartment, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) forced Ridley to take care of a situation where the Bear Boys kidnapped a police officer before they went shopping, and Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) pretended to be a movie producer to get Kyle Minogue to create more bullets for the coterie and special vampire killing gloves for Ridley! What horrors await them all at Elysium? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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The coterie escaped the the club and found sanctuary at Mayday Malone’s before setting off to recover in their own ways! Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is slowly healing while he hunts for a metalworker to make more silver bullets, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) needs to buy new clothes and have his fated meeting with Joslyn St. James, and Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) was cleared of the murder of Gordon Stevenson and reunited with Emily! What horrible surprise awaits the coterie now that everything seems to be going right? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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The coterie escaped the burning club and made their way back to Mayday Malone’s. Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) found himself a new victim, Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) tried to charm the mysterious Joslyn St. James, and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) found himself frozen by his morality when facing his own monstrous nature! What will happen now that the coterie have a night off? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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The coterie rescued Azaria Tyrell from the scene of a feral vampire massacre, burning the club to the ground. Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) torched the place with no shirt on, Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) communicated with multiple allies using her mind, and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) ate a vampire in front of Iris. What will our heroes do with a new hunter ally and a night off? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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The coterie defeated the Satin Prince and the Demon Metathiax before more monsters could be born! Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) decapitated the Satin Prince, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) turned Chonky, and Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) cast a demon out of her own soul! Now they’re being called to stop a vampire massacre on the roof of the club! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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Having had a chance to plan their assault due to Iris’s future vision, the coterie attacked the Satin Prince before he could become a God! Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) turned two of the Bear Boys back to their side, Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) stabbed the ever loving shit out of the Satin Prince and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) accidentally shot Chonky and is now turning him into a Vampire! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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The coterie have broken through to the Satin Prince’s Vault and discovered blood alchemy and terrible sorcery that must be stopped! Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) killed a bodyguard in the gunfight, Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) used her awe to end a battle, and Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) took up a shotgun only to find the Satin Prince turning himself into a God! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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Having journeyed into Divine Damnation, the coterie are hunting for the Satin Prince! Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) sent Vivian to find info from bartenders, Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) bribed a drug dealing busboy for info and started romancing Seamus, and Everett’s (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) attempt to impersonate Colin Farrell further introduced a new kindred to the equation! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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Having gotten themselves ready, and expanded the coterie, the gang are entering Divine Damnation in search of the Satin Prince! Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) decided to impersonate Colin Farrell who’s impersonating Matthew McConaughey, Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) found Colm Feore, and Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) served a turn as the man with the plan. Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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Our coterie saved Dederich from being kidnapped and have rolled up to the Satin Prince’s club! Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) apologized for the baby fiasco, Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) won over Dederich under the guise of Lurleen, and Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) got shot and then received a hair-based makeover. Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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Our coterie were separated but are meeting up now to find Dederich Jansen. Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) used Emily’s contacts to locate Dederich, Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) confessed to Iris that he can’t read, and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) escaped a police car when it was attacked by a menacing stranger! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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Having rejoined the gang at TJ Malone’s, the coterie are off to find Dederich Jansen. Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) passed on his information but not his secret, Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) ate Strahd von Zarovich, and Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) tried to share his latest victim with Everett who he could see was starving! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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Having stormed away from the rest of the coterie who hunted for Harvey’s first victim, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was forced to contact Ken, his Nosferatu information broker. Also, Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) discovered Harvey eating a cat! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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With the coterie fractured by the discovery of Everett’s secret, they still need to save the Bear Boys. Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) refused to reveal his secret though it will affect his standing with the others, and Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) and Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) went on a hunt to bring Harvey his first victim, though apparently he just ate a cat! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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With their place in the city growing more complicated by the second, our coterie sorted out some of their priorities. Everyone agreed step one is collecting the bear boys, Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) underwent a makeover, and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tried to cover up that he can only eat vampires but Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) caught him in the lie with a messy successy! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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Having escaped the sewers, the coterie have stumbled into a series of escalation problems. Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered that Emily turned into a Werewolf and killed Dr. Skull, Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) heard back from Chonky that the Bear Boys are being held hostage by the pop star the Satin Prince, and Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) has become a fugitive for her part in killing Gordon Stevenson! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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The coterie hunted down Billy Maze in his collection of sewer death traps. Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) faked his own death before revealing his survival, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) shot a new vampire frenemy known as “The Spider”, and Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) managed to get a cell phone to get the coterie home before she discovered that Emily had killed Dr. Skull and fled the hospital! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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The coterie faced certain death and somehow ended up with something worse. Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) escaped a trap but accidentally sent Harvey to a watery grave before Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) turned him into a Kindred. Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) swore vengeance against Billy and a stranger seems to have lead the beasts elsewhere, leaving Billy to his fate… Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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The coterie have been forced through Billy’s Maze and found the end to be a trap. Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) used her precognitive abilities to keep Ridley alive, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) refused to leave Harvey behind, and Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) tried to do something clever before failing and being forced into a last stand alongside his allies. Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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Having survived the vampire biker ambush, the coterie have realized they’re not safe underground. A mysterious stranger named Billy has trapped them in a maze which has enraged Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt), frustrated Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) and left Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) oddly excited! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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The coterie were forced off the road by a vampire motorcycle gang but the battle continued! Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) saved Harvey Grimm, Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) mercy killed an ally but was horrified at the killing of hunting dogs, and Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) got himself a second trophy head before joining the others in a sewer tunnel! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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The coterie were ambushed on the road home from the Wild Hunt by a vampire biker gang! Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) did his best to shoot while Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) took the wheel. The coterie’s car has crashed into the woods and Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is following on a stolen motorcycle with the enemy in hot pursuit! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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Having defeated the Wild Hunt, Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) has a new sycophant who’s breached the masquerade, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) saved Harvey but also blew his cover as a mortal, and Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made a hundred thousand dollars and got a werewolf head! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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The nature of the Wild Hunt has been revealed, and it’s a cannibalistic human hunting nightmare! Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) infiltrated the hunters and has a weapon of her own, and Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) have decided it’s time to hunt the hunters! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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The LGS infiltration has begun! Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) used what he knew of sniper tactics to cover Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles), Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @ryan_laplante)tried and failed to sneak through the woods, and Iris gave blackmail material to Seth and branded her arm, joining a cult to find out what’s going on! Featuring Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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Back in our regular timeline, our coterie are finally heading to the party. Before that, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt)felt bad and diablerized Martha in the basement, Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) realized that the vampire they’d saved from the morgue had disappeared, and Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) refused to admit she was wrong for having given that vampire away for a ticket to a party. Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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In Part Three of 'The Messy Successys' miniseries, we journey down south to where Detective Everett Fry is hot on the trail of a serial killer, but little does he know, he's about to become the very creature he hunts! Join Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Everett and Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) as our Storyteller as we journey into darkness... 

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In Part Two of 'The Messy Successys' miniseries, we journey back to the seedy underbelly of London to meet the man now known as 'Ridley Beef'... but who was he before he became a Kindred? And how did he meet his doom? Join Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) as Ridley and Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) as the Storyteller as we journey into darkness... 

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A brief journey into the past, as we explore the history of Iris Dunn (@meggiemiles)as she attends a fateful party that will lead her down a path of darkness... Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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A special announcement from Vlad von Lestat about the new minisodes coming next week (while we wait out the social isolation)! Coming next week: Blood & Syrup - The Untold Messy Successys (a series of short episodes exploring the history of our characters before the show began!)

The coterie, having interviewed Sheila Mann, are ready for an LGS party. Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) formed a theory that Jerome has been hunting people instead of animals, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) lost his cool and revealed his vampiric nature to Sheila, and Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was forced to be the voice of reason and wipe some of Sheila’s memories. Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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Our heroes are searching for Harvey Grimm, Dominique Loony and a missing lawyer. Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles)impersonated the missing woman to get past a locked door, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) used his investigative skills at multiple possible crime scenes, and Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) tried to steal nice things from a rich defence lawyer’s office. Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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Our heroes escaped their morgue adventure unharmed, so it was just another night in Montreal. Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) was forced to negotiate with a vampire who wants their kindred DJ back, Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) lost control in his neighbourhood before taking his little brother Xanatos to a hockey game, and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) got pulled back into the police game when he received a mysterious call from Harvey. Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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Our coterie escaped the morgue, stole the corpse they needed, killed two Inquisitors, and pinned it on a rival criminal organization! Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) discovered her brother is selling a new drug called “Drac” and stole a sample, Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) destabilized his rivals hoping to expand his empire, and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) suffered, knowing he killed an Inquisitor and very easily could have become one. Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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Having disguised themselves as Paramedics and a grieving widow, our coterie are infiltrating a police station slash coroner’s office! Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) won over a young DJ and joined a retirement party, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) taught Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) how to choke people unconscious, and Ridley and Everett threw Guy Bouchard at an Inquisitor in the morgue! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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Having received a mission from the Bouchard brothers, our coterie have to steal a Vampire corpse from a morgue! Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) got a makeover, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tried to save some lives, and Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) established he’s as bad with makeup as he is with people. Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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Having defeated Gordon Stevenson, the daywalker, and discovered the existence of the Children of Bautista, the coterie settled into Montreal. Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) searched for her brother, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) contacted his sire, and Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) needed to get a gift for his newly adopted little brother! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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Having kidnapped and killed the daywalker Gordon Stevenson, our heroes discovered the existence of Bautista’s Children, a new faction in Montreal. Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) enjoyed a kill for the first time, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) determined their victim’s guilt before the deed was done, and Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) brought additional justice to the McGill student union. Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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Our coterie finally faced off with Gordon Stevenson! Coming up with a plan on the spot, Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) debated the master in front of his own audience, she picked up some more Patreon followers, and Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tangled with a literal and metaphorical monster. Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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Our coterie come up with a Daywalker theory. Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) struggled to maintain her composure around Todd, Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) tried to impersonate her brother, but luckily Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) kept the team focused on their goal. Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) made promises to her stalker she did not intend to keep, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tried to impersonate a cop and barely succeeded, and Ridley’s (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) frustrated when the coterie abandon the hunt for a killer and sends the Bear Boys to carry out a kidnapping while they rest. Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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The coterie has been tasked with investigating a series of murders on a university campus, seemingly linked to the group FemFirst: Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) used his detective skills, Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) shoplifted some university swag, and Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) met her greatest fan…who has now become her stalker. What can I say? Things get messy when fangs are involved… Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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The coterie established themselves in Montreal. Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) reconnected with his old partner, Harvey Grimm, at a standup comedy show, Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) assembled his gang, the burly, fabulous Bear Boys, and Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) added 2 new members to her herd and secured additional aid for Emily. But now there is a new mission at hand… Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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Never f*ck with someone’s Emily…this was the lesson the villainous vampire Keanu Bautista learned the hard way, as Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) got tough, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) got hungry, and Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) got revenge-y. Together, the coterie devoured their enemy and set about securing their place in Montreal and their status as a team…time for some well earned downtime. Maybe there is hope, after all, until the hunger returns… Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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Last time, the coterie found themselves in high-speed danger as Mad Martha attacked! Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) navigated the streets of Montreal as Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) broke Mad Martha’s limbs…meanwhile, Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) investigated the biker bar only to discover it was more fortress than bar and then received concerning news about her friend Emily, who was in dire peril…abandon hope all ye who listen here! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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Last time the coterie continued their confrontation at Mayday Malones, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) learned more about The Orphans, a vampiric biker gang led by a Kindred named Pierre, Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Everett clashed over morality, and Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) used her newfound powers to enthral mad Martha, but when the party split up the spell was broken and now Mad Martha is out for revenge…Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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Last evening, the Kindred were introduced to Montreal, the City of Black Miracles by Storyteller Tom McGee(@mcgeetd). There they befriended a local bartender by offering to rid his bar, Mayday Malones, of some local biker toughs led by the vampire Mad Martha. Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) slaked his thirst, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) dealt with the humans, and Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) talked Mad Martha down with an offer of karaoke - but things were about to get messy… 

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Last evening, we met our coterie of Kindred, the gangster Ridley Beef (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante), the detective Everett Fry (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt), and the inspirational poet Iris Dunn (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) along with her assistant Emily and their contacts the Bouchard Brothers. The Brothers gave them a potion to learn French, then tasked them with a mission: to establish a foothold in Montreal. A mission they set out on tonight under the eye of Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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A behind-the-scenes episode of our upcoming show Blood & Syrup! Join Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt), and Megan Miles (@meggiemiles) as they create their characters, relationships, and backstories for the show with Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

PLEASE NOTE: This episode contains spoilers for later in the show and is completely optional - if you want to jump right into the story, begin at Episode 1.01 - The Brothers. 

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Tonight’s story introduces our cast of recently turned vampires played by Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt), Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), and Megan Miles (@meggiemiles) as they begin their decent into darkness. If you’d like to hear how they made their characters, check out Session Zero, otherwise it’s time to enter a world of darkness, blood, and syrup! Featuring Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) as Storyteller. 

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