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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills hit the beach for a rough and tumble game of Duck Duck Goose before Dorit and Kyle have it out in front of the girls. Jennifer Tilly turns out to be rich rich, Mau comes back for an awkward visit, and Kathy Hilton puts her own head on a stick. 

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills hit the beach for a rough and tumble game of Duck Duck Goose before Dorit and Kyle have it out in front of the girls. Jennifer Tilly turns out to be rich rich, Mau comes back for an awkward visit, and Kathy Hilton puts her own head on a stick. 

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It’s not a season of Below Deck Sailing Yacht without girls declaring war over an absolute goober of a man, so have at it, ladies. Also, Captain Glenn gets a solo cave day after his crew messes up a couch, and Danni finally gets that D she’s been hollering about. Next! To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Vanderpump Rules, as we know it, is over. We spend a good chunk of this week’s live episode going over social media posts and memories. Make way for another reboot! Join us live every other Monday at 5:30PT on YouTube Live (Youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens) or Instagram (@watchwhatcrappens) 

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The Real Housewives of Potomac features a building scaling Ashley and an activated Mia. Also, Stacey learns that men are kinda liars at all times. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. You can now gift Patreon to friends and family. And is there a better gift than these faces? Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com

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It’s a Troop Beverly Hills-themed parking lot party on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Bronwyn is stepping in it again. Meredith shakes her wig a lot, Mary loses it with the ladies, and Robert Jr finally opens up about what’s been going on.. Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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It’s a Troop Beverly Hills-themed parking lot party on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Bronwyn is stepping in it again. Meredith shakes her wig a lot, Mary loses it with the ladies, and Robert Jr finally opens up about what’s been going on.. Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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On this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Dorit has had it with just bout everyone and Kyle has had a rough couple of years if you hadn’t heard, so some of the ladies throw her a carb party and call Mauricio haggard. That’s what friends are for, eh?

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This is part one of a two-part recap!

On this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Dorit has had it with just bout everyone and Kyle has had a rough couple of years if you hadn’t heard, so some of the ladies throw her a carb party and call Mauricio haggard. That’s what friends are for, eh?

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They say it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye, and Below Deck Sailing Yacht comes very close to confirming this.  Between a lollipop and Emma, there’s blood and tears flowing from the eyeballs tonight.  To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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It’s still Wendy’s 40th birthday on The Real Housewives of Potomac, but it’s the audience who gets the real gifts: Karen goes to court, Ashley tries to sing, TJ shows his true self, and Mia makes a casual bombshell revelation to close out the show. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. You can now gift Patreon to friends and family. And is there a better gift than these faces? IS THERE?

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The Real Housewives of Orange County wraps up a tremendous season with a tumultuous confrontation between Shannon and Alexis.  Then, an unlikely but totally predictable development on the Tamra front. Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This is part one of a two-part recap

The Real Housewives of Orange County wraps up a tremendous season with a tumultuous confrontation between Shannon and Alexis.  Then, an unlikely but totally predictable development on the Tamra front. Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Mary hosts a Breakfast at Tiffany’s-themed party on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City which leads to fighting, resolution, tears, and very strange bangs. Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Mary hosts a Breakfast at Tiffany’s-themed party on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City which leads to fighting, resolution, tears, and very strange bangs. Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The fallout of Erin’s prank hits The Real Housewives of New York City, and it turns out there’s more than meets the eye to this storyline. Plus, Pavit eats tortilla chips during therapy. To watch this and all our recaps on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills returns! Kyle is still crying, Dorit is mad as hell and taking no prisoners, and Boz is already stealing the show. Get a record to balance atop your head and let’s get going! To watch this and all our recaps on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills returns! Kyle is still crying, Dorit is mad as hell and taking no prisoners, and Boz is already stealing the show. Get a record to balance atop your head and let’s get going! To watch this and all our recaps on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Emma mops a hell of a lot on this week’s Below Deck Sailing. Oh wait. Sorry. Emma mopes a whole lot on this week’s Below Deck Sailing after almost crashing the tender. My bad. Also, Gary tries to teach people things without his penis out and Danni gets rejected by the most boring man on Earth before the boat almost crashes. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Gordon takes a stance against Mia’s short king on this week’s Real Housewives of Potomac and the ladies gather to celebrate some football stuff and stop mentioning any gossip about Jassi’s man after checking out the size of his arms. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. You can now gift Patreon to friends and family. And is there a better gift than these faces? IS THERE?

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The Real Housewives of Orange County delivers the second part of its three part reunion. Will Emily, Tamra and Gina fall even flatter on their faces or will there be some redemption tonight? Only one way to find out. Oh also, Alexis Smellino shows up and tries to convince us that she’s been a star on television for 15 years. Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes including our Sold on SLC Trailer Trash over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of Orange County delivers the second part of its three part reunion. Will Emily, Tamra and Gina fall even flatter on their faces or will there be some redemption tonight? Only one way to find out. Oh also, Alexis Smellino shows up and tries to convince us that she’s been a star on television for 15 years. Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes including our Sold on SLC Trailer Trash over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Todd officially becomes the grumpiest husband, but the other husbands vye for the title as they team up against Lisa in Palm Springs. Will John Barlow’s power of pastiness win the day or is Lisa sunk? Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes including our Sold on SLC Trailer Trash over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This is part one of a two-part recap!

This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Todd officially becomes the grumpiest husband, but the other husbands vye for the title as they team up against Lisa in Palm Springs. Will John Barlow’s power of pastiness win the day or is Lisa sunk? Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes including our Sold on SLC Trailer Trash over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The first true scandal of the new cast hits The Real Housewives of New York City! But is it really the scandal it’s cracked up to be?  Truth and lies emerge at a very consequential game of dodgeball. To watch this and all our recaps on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Cloyce continues to fail at his job on Below Deck Sailing, but he’s not the only one.  Emma, Danni, and others are just… bad?  It’s a lot of laziness, and we’re here to make fun of all of it. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of Potomac are still in Lake Norman giving endless speeches about how inspiring Wendy is, and Mia takes us back to where it all began. The first crack the back location! Oh yeah and Mia was an opioid addict. Enjoy! To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion has us fired up.  Tamra gies a begrudging apology to Shannon; Emily and Heather savage Katie; and Jenn attempts to defend Ryan.  It’s a wild ride. Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Part 1 of the The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion has us fired up.  Tamra gies a begrudging apology to Shannon; Emily and Heather savage Katie; and Jenn attempts to defend Ryan.  It’s a wild ride. Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappen

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This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, most of the ladies head off to Palm Springs for a couples trip, but when Lisa Facetimes Heather, tensions flare.  Will Todd allow the Barlows to stay? To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Erin introduces America to a brand new drink calls “mezcal” on The Real Housewives of New York City.  Plus, we learn more about Raquel’s struggles with her mom and her relationships.  To watch this and all our recaps on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Emma gets sadder and sadder on this week’s Below Deck Sailing Yacht and combats it by…sleeping during anchor watch. Danni finally gets frustrated not getting the attention she needs so she is after the easiest pull on the boat…GARY. Gross. Good luck with that! To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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It’s another rollicking week here on Crappy Hour! Teddi announces her divorce, Brynn makes a sad an attempt at an apology, and Lisa Barlow is on the wrong side of history in the Bronwyn grandparent erasure saga. Join us live every other Monday at 5:30PT on YouTube Live (Youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens) or Instagram (@watchwhatcrappens)

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The Real Housewives of Potomac continue their Lake Norman messiness with another grilling of Karen and an extremely traumatic talk about scarring creams. Can we stay here forever? To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of Orange County finishes its season with a classic Shannon walk out and a classic OC disaster of a relationship getting even more disastrous right before our very eyes. Let’s hug each other close as this all disintegrates. Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of Orange County finishes its season with a classic Shannon walk out and a classic OC disaster of a relationship getting even more disastrous right before our very eyes. Let’s hug each other close as this all disintegrates. Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on real housewives of Salt Lake City, Heather tries to go up against a newbie and fails miserably. It's pretty fun to watch. Plus A Cast trip is coming and Heather is now blocked. What will happen? To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on The Real Housewives of New York, Jessel has a Clueless party, and Erin decides to be mad at Jena for some indecipherable reason. Brynn left set early to get a spray tan, and Jena talked on a fake phone for an hour. To watch this and all our recaps on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Bravo just dropped the season 14 trailer for Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and so it is our podcasting duty to analyze every single frame and shot for important details such as impending feuds, cataclysmic shifts, and nostril conspiracies.  You can listen along but for the full experience where you can watch us watch the trailer, be sure to sign up at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Cloyce winds up in the doghouse on Below Deck Sailing Yacht after swimming with the guests and botching a store bought cake.  Plus, the stews find new and exciting ways to have tantrums! To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of Potomac head to Lake Norman for their first group trip of the season.  Jacqueline finds herself in the hot seat as she insists she’s both NOT a sidekick and also THE top sidekick. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of Orange County reaches new levels of messiness with accusations about children, teenagers, and staircases. It’s a doozy.  Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of Orange County reaches new levels of messiness with accusations about children, teenagers, and staircases. It’s a doozy.  Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Angie throws a mob wives party to celebrate 25 years of marriage. Plus, Lisa calls the authorities and Jared Osmond continues to be a very private person who doesn’t want to be on camera at all. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on The Real Housewives of New York, we get to witness the women cook dinner in what feels like real time.  It culminates with a much-hyped pavlova, which seems to mend all wounds. But like so many meringues, things crumble to pieces the next day between Brynn and Ubah.  To watch this and all our recaps on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Cheffie cries about having to split the check this week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht before leaving the galley for a day out with guests. He’s cooked. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week in BravoTV news, Captain Lee comes for Captain Sandy, Karen from RHOP accuses the cops of bad stuff, and Andy squashes rumors of an Aydin return. Join us every other Monday at 530 PT on YouTube Live and Patreon! To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of Potomac settle in for a solid season with the newbie introducing her sexless lovah to us and Ashley getting her bunyons stopped from taking a step over the line. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Whitney is left out in the cold on the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives season finale, and she shows she’s not bothered by literally making people eat her pee. It’s been a wild ride. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Jennifer finally takes her Real Housewives of Orange County orange and let’s Tamra have it in London. Also, Heather eats an onion ring for the first time and is extremely impressed with her own courage. Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Jennifer finally takes her Real Housewives of Orange County orange and let’s Tamra have it in London. Also, Heather eats an onion ring for the first time and is extremely impressed with her own courage. Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Whitney takes center stage on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City to begin the investigation of her life and a few of the girls go ziplining. At least half of this episode takes place in a parking lot or by the side of the road and that’s why it’s GOAT! This week’s bonus is a Below Deck Sailing recap. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of New York to squabble about … nothing, really. But hey. There’s food this time! To watch this and all our recaps on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The ladies must choose between Karen’s award ceremony and Gizelle’s GNA event on The Real Housewives of Potomac.  Someone’s bound to be upset, but it’s great for the audience! To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Zac abducts Jen and threatens to leave her penniless on the street - all for the sin of being in proximity to some pecs and abs.  Meanwhile, Dakota mopes around in his codependency sweatpants.  Check us out on Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of Orange County head to London for some speedy boats, smokey chicken, and savage confrontations.  Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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A day full of activity brings out bickering and chair flops on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.  Heather unsurprisingly tells Whitney that Mer has been talking crap about her jewelry, and then later Lisa and Angie K get into a fight about friendship. What an exciting time for Milwaukee!

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Erin reveals Abe the Babe’s misdeeds on Real Housewives of New York while the rest of the gang murmurs about Brynn’s behavior.  Plus, a helicopter ride may give insight into Becky Minkoff’s life.

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This week in BravoTV news, the host of the new Peacock dating show goes off on Shannon publicly, Jax represents himself in court and finds himself guilty, and Brandi Glanville’s claims turn out to be…for the money? Say it ain’t so! Join us every other Monday at 530 PT on YouTube Live and Patreon! To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Karen Huger gets a DUI on the Real Housewives of Potomac season premiere, but you wouldn’t know that to hear her tell it. Also, new Housewives! To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, the girls go to Vegas, and Jen lands in hot water with Zac after Jessi takes the girls to a Chippendales show.  Will #MomTok be able to survive this?  Check us out on Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Shannon fights back on Real Housewives of Orange County by refusing to invite Alexis Smellino on a cast trip. Will Fun Lexi handle it with grace or team up with another terrible man to sue her again? Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are off to Milwaukee! The glamour! Whitney is accused of being an Ali Baba faker, Bronwyn starts her first nonsensical fight, and Mary Marys. To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are off to Milwaukee! The glamour! Whitney is accused of being an Ali Baba faker, Bronwyn starts her first nonsensical fight, and Mary Marys. To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Real Housewives of New York are back!  We’ve got fresh faces and new petty arguments.  Brynn is mad at Erin, Erin is mad at Brynn, and somehow Jeff Lewis and an Uber are at the heart of it.  Plus, Rebecca - aka Becky - Minkoff makes her debut as well as newbie Racquel.

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Real Housewives of New York are back!  We’ve got fresh faces and new petty arguments.  Brynn is mad at Erin, Erin is mad at Brynn, and somehow Jeff Lewis and an Uber are at the heart of it.  Plus, Rebecca - aka Becky - Minkoff makes her debut as well as newbie Racquel.

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This week on The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Whitney leaves the group chat, and nothing will EVAR be the same.  But will she go to Layla’s thematically illogical “Death to Divorce” party?  Also, a convo with Mayci and Dakota goes awry.  Check us out on Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The MomTok crew goes to a house in the snow to woo at each other and fight about gossip that Whitney spread before crying in the bathroom like the ultimate victim. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Ryan and Eddie have a showdown on Real Housewives of Orange County. It’s the battle of frown face vs. ugly jacket.  Who will win?. Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Ryan and Eddie have a showdown on Real Housewives of Orange County. It’s the battle of frown face vs. ugly jacket.  Who will win?. Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week’s bonus episode is a doozy.  First we have iconic Housewife/cabaret star Countess Luann De Lesseps here on Crappens for the very first time!  Ben is starstruck.  Be sure to check out Lu’s tour at coutnessluann.com.  Next, we’re doing a trailer trash on the new RHONY taglines.  Be sure to watch with Crappens on Demand so you can see what we’re talking about, not just hear!

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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City head to a ropes course to bond, which of course leads to them fighting with each other.  Plus, we learn more about our newbies and learn about the first cast trip of the season to glamorous, sunny… Milwaukee? To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City head to a ropes course to bond, which of course leads to them fighting with each other.  Plus, we learn more about our newbies and learn about the first cast trip of the season to glamorous, sunny… Milwaukee? To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week in @BravoTV news, Jax Taylor gets booed while Brit shows off her new body, Alexis Bellino cries victim of editing, PumpRules might have a spinoff in the works, and we're checking out some Secret Lives of Mormon Wives goss. Join us live every other Monday on YouTube and for free on Patreon at 530 PST to join in!

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Below Deck Med ends its season with a wedding we’ll never forget, mostly because iconic NORMA is in attendance. Congrats to Capt Sandy!  To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Whitney brings a rude gift to Demi’s Galentine’s Day party, and now the future of #MomTalk hangs in the balance. If Jen’s mother in law finds out, we’ll all be banned!!! To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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There’s a Thank You So Much Party at Jen’s house on Orange County and Emily loses it over Heather fat shaming her with her own jeans. Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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There’s a Thank You So Much Party at Jen’s house on Orange County and Emily loses it over Heather fat shaming her with her own jeans. Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are back, and they’re as insane as ever. The first episode finds them fighting over bath bombs and costume allegations. There’s even a scroll! To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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On part 2 of the Real Housewives of Dubai reunion, Sara tells us stories of her doomed and totally real romance and Lesa and Ayan face off over the word “brag”. Who hurt each other’s child most by doing nothing children would care about?  To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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On part 2 of the Real Housewives of Dubai reunion, Sara tells us stories of her doomed and totally real romance and Lesa and Ayan face off over the word “brag”. Who hurt each other’s child most by doing nothing children would care about?  To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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It’s part two of our big Two T’s in a Pod crossover episode  (part 1 is on their feed).  In this ep, Tamra and Teddi talk RHOC, Bravo, and all sorts of other spicy stuff.  Come listen!

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On Below Deck Med, Aesha reprimands Ellie for overstepping her role.  Meanwhile, Sandy prepares to pop the question to Leah.

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This is the finale of the Encore episode of RHONY's Ultimate Girls Trip!

Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip RHONY (S04E06) ends its season with a sexy disco party and some good ole fashioned Ramona on Service Worker abuse. Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideo and check out our Patreon bonus about online shopping and our holiday breaks.

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The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives has a new self declared queen, but will she pass the vibrator check? 

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The Real Housewives of Orange County cast trip to Sonoma continues to stir up drama: Katie vs. Gina, Shannon vs. Alexis, Emily vs. a blazer. Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of Orange County cast trip to Sonoma continues to stir up drama: Katie vs. Gina, Shannon vs. Alexis, Emily vs. a blazer. Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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On Below Deck Med, Ellie continues to spiral in the presence of potential work and romantic rival Carrie while Bri embarks on an exciting new strategy of using color beads in laundry.  Plus, Gael suspects that she may just be on the outside of a boys club.

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This week in @bravotv news, Tom Girardi is guilty, Jax is out of rehab er…the mental health facility, and Vanderupmp Rules might have a spinoff? Join us every other Monday on YouTube Live at 530PM PT, and catch these vids any time at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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On Part 1 of the Real Housewives of Dubai reunion, Taleen and Brooks fight about vagina-gate.  Plus, there’s frostiness between Lesa and Ayan as they continue to feud.  To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Hulu has blessed us with Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, a show about #MomTok and the soft swingers that keep it ick. To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Hulu has blessed us with Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, a show about #MomTok and the soft swingers that keep it ick. To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Chimp Crazy comes to a fittingly insane ending and we are left to ponder super deep issues. Mainly, which came first? Tonia or her wigs? To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Skipping episode five of RHONY Legacy when it aired on Peacock never sat right with us, so we’re making up with it while Bravo re-airs the show. Sonja has another delusional break after the beach and starts babbling on about her John John and Madonna days and the romantic story of her marriage that probably didn’t happen, and Lu is on a mission to stop Ramona from stealing another center seat. Check out the video version of this recap and all of our bonus episodes and community chat at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This trailer trash was originally dropped as an exclusive bonus episode to our Patreon subscribers last month.Enjoy

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This is part 2!

The Real Housewives of Orange County are in Sonoma to celebrate equality and torture Shannon with more damning information from trash bag Johnny J’s/Fun Lexi camp. Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This is part one of a two-parter!

The Real Housewives of Orange County are in Sonoma to celebrate equality and torture Shannon with more damning information from trash bag Johnny J’s/Fun Lexi camp. Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on the season finale of Real Housewives of Dubai, Stanbury and Ayan throw a farewell Queens party. Will Lesa and Ayan’s spat over whether or not the word “brag” was used end their friendship? And what happened to Sara’s maid? Seriously though. To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on the season finale of Real Housewives of Dubai, Stanbury and Ayan throw a farewell Queens party. Will Lesa and Ayan’s spat over whether or not the word “brag” was used end their friendship? And what happened to Sara’s maid? Seriously though. To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The only thing harder than owning a chimp is hiding a chimp.  That’s one of the many dark lessons in episode three of Chimp Crazy, the bananas (!) doc on Max. To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Time for a new stew on Below Deck Med! Introducing Carrie, a proficient Scottish lady who brings joy to Aesha and strikes fear in Ellie.  Meanwhile, Bri reveals that she needs beads very badly.  To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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We never recapped episode four of RHONY Legacy, and since Bravo is re-airing the season, we thought it’s the perfect time to revisit what we missed!  In this ep, Sonja invites the gang onto a yacht, Kristen hosts a neon party, and Kelly acts… like Kelly.  Check out the video version at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The NBCU synergy machine whirs to life on Real Housewives of Orange County as the cast participates in a lowrent version of The Traitors, with Teddi Mellencamp subbing in for Alan Cumming! Who will survive? And will be face MURDERRRR?  Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The NBCU synergy machine whirs to life on Real Housewives of Orange County as the cast participates in a lowrent version of The Traitors, with Teddi Mellencamp subbing in for Alan Cumming! Who will survive? And will be face MURDERRRR?  Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Episode two of Max’s Chimp Crazy finds Tonia fighting in court to prove that her evidence of Tonka’s death isn’t just a bag of Nesquick. Will she prevail? And what did happen to Tonka? Let’s find out! Watch this recap as a video and find all of our videos, bonus episodes and Trailer Trash recap of the Hulu’s upcoming “Secret Lives of Mormon Wives” over on our Patreon.

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This week on Real Housewives of Dubai, Lesa throws a branded spa experience, but it’s not at the Glass House. It all leads to fighting, golfing, and a budding feud.  To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Below Deck Med is stuck on the dock as the Medicane takes over, leaving the crew to deal with some very odd guests. Not so odd that they need to die, though, which is why Jono’s mistake of almost killing one with a fish allergy might get him fired. Will a cookie on top of a piece of cake solve it? To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week in @BravoTV News: Brandi releases a very damaging (?) video in her case against the network, Tom Girardi takes the stand, Ariana's brother is arrested, and Bethenny freaks out over chicken salad. Again. We're live every other Monday at 530 PT! Join us on Patreon for our video recaps, bonus episodes and a Trailer Trash preview of Hulu's upcoming "Secret Lives of Mormon Wives".

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Max has bestowed upon us the gift of Chimp Crazy and we couldn’t be more grateful. It’s insanity. Meet Tonia as she runs from the law, PETA and Alan Cumming all in the name of her lover for chimps. If you want the video version, bonus episodes and a full Trailer Trash of Hulu’s upcoming Secret Lives of Mormon Wives #momtalk series, join us over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens!

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Max has bestowed upon us the gift of Chimp Crazy and we couldn’t be more grateful. It’s insanity. Meet Tonia as she runs from the law, PETA and Alan Cumming all in the name of her lover for chimps. If you want the video version, bonus episodes and a full Trailer Trash of Hulu’s upcoming Secret Lives of Mormon Wives #momtalk series, join us over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens!

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Encore Episode!

Tensions rise on Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: RHONY Legacy (S04E03) as Kelly accuses Kristen of being a “host.” Meanwhile, Luann grills Kelly for withholding access to NY Rangers games.

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The Real Housewives of Orange County are still on split low budget vacations. This time, Gina and Emily fight over the sports equivalent of their personalities (pickleball) and Alexis freaks out over something Johnny J tells her over the phone about the evil mastermind Shannon Storms. What will become of us? And what will become of the day old chili? Let’s find out! Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This is part one of a two-parter!

The Real Housewives of Orange County are still on split low budget vacations. This time, Gina and Emily fight over the sports equivalent of their personalities (pickleball) and Alexis freaks out over something Johnny J tells her over the phone about the evil mastermind Shannon Storms. What will become of us? And what will become of the day old chili? Let’s find out! Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on Real Housewives of Dubai, the ladies attend a Polo match, Sara has a maid thrown in prison, and Stanbury is finally forced to decide on having a baby with a baby. To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The iconic Love Island USA season 6 cast - minus Cain - gathers for a big big reunion. Nicole is mad at Kendall, Aaron still is lying, and Andrea is, like, really sorry guys. To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The season 5 trailer for Real Housewives of Salt Lake City has just dropped; so we’ve gone and dissected it shot by shot, frame by frame.  We highly recommend joining us with Crappens on Demand so you can watch along with us!  For video recaps and all of our bonus episodes, join us at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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A Medicane barrels into Below Deck Med, imperiling every wig and veneer in sight. Plus, Joe reaches new levels of FBoy status. To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The season 5 trailer for Real Housewives of Salt Lake City has just dropped; so we’ve gone and dissected it shot by shot, frame by frame.  We highly recommend joining us with Crappens on Demand so you can watch along with us!  For video recaps and all of our bonus episodes, join us at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Crappens Encore Time! This was RHUGHT Legacy that aired last night on Bravo, and we are re-releasing for everyone!

On the second episode of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: RHONY Legacy (S04E02), Sonja invokes the B-word: Bethenny. Later, a bunch of bored waiters trudge into the villa and pretend to enjoy themselves.

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Dueling trips on Real Housewives of Orange County leads to dueling pettiness, and we love it.  Gina takes half the women to La Quinta to squat at Elizabeth Vargas’s (!) mansion.  Meanwhile, Tamra brings the other half to her leaky mountain home.  Gossip, fights, and hot dogs ensue. Watch this recap as a video and get our Love Island bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Dueling trips on Real Housewives of Orange County leads to dueling pettiness, and we love it.  Gina takes half the women to La Quinta to squat at Elizabeth Vargas’s (!) mansion.  Meanwhile, Tamra brings the other half to her leaky mountain home.  Gossip, fights, and hot dogs ensue. Watch this recap as a video and get our Love Island bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week in Bravo news, Jax checks into rehab and then gets roasted by Brittany, Katie’s dating a Love Island hottie, and Stassi gets two new jobs on TV. We go live every other week on YouTube at 530 PT! 

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This week on Real Housewives of Dubai, Stanbury attempts to smooth things over with Ayan, and fallout from the dress debacle threatens to tear the group apart. To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on Real Housewives of Dubai, Stanbury attempts to smooth things over with Ayan, and fallout from the dress debacle threatens to tear the group apart. To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Obnoxious guests come on board Below Deck Med, and one of them has very specific opinions about a fish knife.  Or is it a butter knife?  Plus, Joe humiliates Ellie. To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Bravo had us thinking they didn’t tape a reunion for this season of Real Housewives of New Jersey, but it turns out they did and decided not to air it because of all the toxicity. Well, don’t worry. Blogger Melissa’s New ButtCrack leaked it and we have no problem feeding you the toxicity you crave. Let’s do this! Watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey substitutes a real reunion with a special featuring two teams of crazy people in terrible outfits talking about how much they hate each other in separate banquet rooms at a tacky restaurant with a train in the back. What more could you ask for? For video recaps and all of our bonus episodes, join us at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip returns for its fourth season starring the previous cast of Real Housewives of New York! Will Ramona be able to keep up the “new woman” act? Will Dorinda be able to stop herself from drunkenly screaming at someone? Will Luann ever admit to banging that pirate? No. The answer to every one of those questions is no. Oh. Spoiler alert. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of the Vanderpump Rules trailer. You can get it and or watch this recap on video at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip returns for its fourth season starring the previous cast of Real Housewives of New York! Will Ramona be able to keep up the “new woman” act? Will Dorinda be able to stop herself from drunkenly screaming at someone? Will Luann ever admit to banging that pirate? No. The answer to every one of those questions is no. Oh. Spoiler alert. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of the Vanderpump Rules trailer. You can get it and or watch this recap on video at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Vicki shows up on The Real Housewives of Orange County to uplift fellow Christian women. Instead, Tamra stays pressed about Shannon’s drinking and “Lexi” continues to obsess over Storms while instigating yet another lawsuit against her obsession. Watch your bunnies, people. Jesus Jugs is unhinged. Watch this recap as a video and get our Love Island bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Vicki shows up on The Real Housewives of Orange County to uplift fellow Christian women. Instead, Tamra stays pressed about Shannon’s drinking and “Lexi” continues to obsess over Storms while instigating yet another lawsuit against her obsession. Watch your bunnies, people. Jesus Jugs is unhinged. Watch this recap as a video and get our Love Island bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on Real Housewives of Dubai, Ayan and Lesa sob over a voice note betrayal in Bali and Sara continues to make screaming as a trauma cure happen. To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Below Deck Mediterranean’s launderettes have been given another chance. Will they turn the Tide or lose it All? To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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At last we arrive at the final episode of House of the Dragon season 2.  Who will die?  What battles shall be waged?  What devastating twist shall unfurl??  Eh, well, Damon touched a tree?  We still liked it though. Watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The final episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey as we know it has aired.  The women gathered at Rails to air out their grievances and leave basically in the same mindset that they entered.  But that didn’t mean there weren’t bombshell revelations.  Let’s unpack it!  For video recaps and all of our bonus episodes, join us at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The final episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey as we know it has aired.  The women gathered at Rails to air out their grievances and leave basically in the same mindset that they entered.  But that didn’t mean there weren’t bombshell revelations.  Let’s unpack it!  For video recaps and all of our bonus episodes, join us at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Katie hosts a golfing event on The Real Housewives of Orange County, and just when she thinks she’s got a hole-in-one against Heather, it turns out to be more of a bogey.  Watch this recap as a video and get our Love Island bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Katie hosts a golfing event on The Real Housewives of Orange County, and just when she thinks she’s got a hole-in-one against Heather, it turns out to be more of a bogey.  Watch this recap as a video and get our Love Island bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week in Bravo news, Tom Sandoval sues Ariana then changes his mind after being e-crucified and a few Real Housewives are given a Love Island-style dating show. Also, Andy teases a RHONJ reboot, Larsa Pippen has broken up with Marcus again (during her birthday year nonetheless) and Mauricio made out with someone at an airport. We go live every other week on YouTube at 530 PT! 

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On Below Deck Mediterranean, things have gotten so bad between Bri and Ellie that they both may need to get the axe.  Iain, meanwhile, may have… no skills?  To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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It’s finally Hollywood Week on House of the Dragon, when the top Dragonseed bastards are brought together for one final dragon riding audition. Not sure who will win, but we can pretty much guarantee they will be blonde. Watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The penultimate episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey features the men having dueling wiener fests while Teresa gathers the ladies for a takedown of Margaret. Will her big huge terrifying very very new information change the game forever? For video recaps and all of our bonus episodes, join us at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Four couples remain - who will win? Well, we already know. But let’s talk about it!

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The Real Housewives of Orange County get together for flag football and it’s poor on poor as the ladies kick Jen while she’s down. Ah well, at least we get to watch Alexis stalk Shannon some more. Watch this recap as a video and get our Love Island bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on Real Housewives of Dubai, the ladies head to Bali. Will Brooks bail? Will Taleen beg for stuff? And will a tattle tale ruin a core friendship? How many more questions can we write for this one description? Will we find out? Watch this as a video recap and find all of our Love Island US bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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On Below Deck Mediterranean, Bri uses a notebook to keep track of vital laundry hacks like “Don’t mix colors and whites” or “Don’t put cashmere in the dryer” or “Don’t stick a fork in an electrical outlet.”  But is it a burn book too? To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on House of the Dragon, someone tries to ride a dragon, and it doesn’t go very well.  But maybe not so bad for someone else!  Also, lady-on-lady action because HBO.   Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Rachel Fuda throws a very sad pajama party on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Teresa clues us in on the smoking gun she has on Marge.  Join us for four recaps a week plus video recaps and archives at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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It’s the final week of Love Island, which means it’s the final week of our romantic coverage. Where does our relationship stand? Will Ben get vulnerable? Will Ronnie try to close it off? For the season finale recap which comes out later today join us over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  And if you’d rather watch these as videos, they’re also on Patreon along with all of our bonuses and Crappens on Demand videos! Enjoy!

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Gina has a major bone to pick with Jenn on Real Housewives of Orange County. Whose side are you on?  Meanwhile, Shannon makes amends with Heather and Gina, and the new girl Katie loves golf. Watch this recap as a video and get our Love Island bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Gina has a major bone to pick with Jenn on Real Housewives of Orange County. Whose side are you on?  Meanwhile, Shannon makes amends with Heather and Gina, and the new girl Katie loves golf. Watch this recap as a video and get our Love Island bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on Real Housewives of Dubai, Brooks and Taleen have a screaming match on a public street, a big no-no for the country.  Will this lead to consequences?  Probably not.  But it was funny!  Also, Chanel hosts a fashion show, and Caroline Stanbury welcomes everyone into her home. Watch this as a video recap and find all of our Love Island US bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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A forest fire threatens to upend a new charter on Below Deck Mediterranean while Bri continues to struggle with the esoteric art of sorting laundry. To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on House of the Dragon, Aemond’s burning it up on the throne, Alicent has had it with men’s bullshit, and RaeRae realizes that her husband might not be on her side. Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Melissa insists on cosplaying as a fashion designer this week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, and everyone else waits for Danielle to smash something on the side of Jen Aydin’s head again. We’re covering Love Island on our Patreon. Join us for four recaps a week plus video recaps and archives at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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We decided to celebrate Love Island by closing it off and dedicating ourselves to four mini caps a week over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We’ll be releasing those minis one week later as a free episode here on our main feed. Enjoy! And if you’d rather watch these as videos, they’re also on Patreon! Enjoy!

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Real Housewives of Orange County returns for Season 18 and Shannon Beador is ready for bottle after her man dumped her, the car betrayed her, and her kids all moved away. Caution: breakdown ahead. Watch this recap as a video and get our Love Island bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Real Housewives of Orange County returns for Season 18 and Shannon Beador is ready for bottle after her man dumped her, the car betrayed her, and her kids moved away. Caution: breakdown ahead. Watch this recap as a video and get our Love Island bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on Real Housewives of Dubai, Sara’s son twerks, Brooks doesn’t take the Taleen fight bait, and Sergio’s mom tells him to save himself. We’re going to be doing four bonuses a week on Love Island US over on our Patreon! Watch this as a video recap and find all of our Love Island US bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Ellie and Bri continue to feud on Below Deck Med while Iain drops the ball yet again. It all leads to anchor drama that’s so dire that all three of the nameless crew members emerge from their hole to help. To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on House of the Dragon, the war finally steps into high gear as the dragon battle commences.  And in typical Game of Thrones style, it has a heartbreaking outcome.  Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on Real Housewives of Dubai, Sergio and Raffi put pressure on Caroline and Taleen to bear sons. Meanwhile, Sara brings around her hawt potential boyfriend Akin, and Ayan crams a ball gown into a Lambo.

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This week on Below Deck Mediterranean the relationship between Ellie and Bri takes a sharp turn after they both express romantic interest for Joe.  Plus, Trishelle arrives on the boat.  To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Welcome to our bi-weekly Instagram Live dedicated to all things Bravo. Tonight we're talking about Kenya being fired from RHOA, Summer House goss, and Kim Zolciak's new gross fling. Join us live every other Monday on Instagram Live or YouTube Live 5:30PM PST and watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on House of the Dragon, RaeRae hatches a plan to see her long lost friend and they realize that they’ve stumbled onto a Three’s Company misunderstanding which won’t leave Mr Furley thinking Jack might be gay, but will probably lead to the death of millions of people. Whoopsie!  Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on House of the Dragon, RaeRae hatches a plan to see her long lost friend and they realize that they’ve stumbled onto a Three’s Company misunderstanding which won’t leave Mr Furley thinking Jack might be gay, but will probably lead to the death of millions of people. Whoopsie!  Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, Danielle has her twelfth launch party for her terribly designed clothing line, Rachel brings even more charisma to our screens, and Joe Gorga pats himself on the back for being nice to some gays. Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, Danielle has her twelfth launch party for her terribly designed clothing line, Rachel brings even more charisma to our screens, and Joe Gorga pats himself on the back for being nice to some gays. Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Aesha Scott @aesha_jean joins us to chat about killing it as chief stew on multiple seasons and iterations of Below Deck, the differences between real life and show life, and helping to shape a modernized HR landscape of the franchise. Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on Real Housewives of Dubai, Caroline finally moves into her house, no thanks to Sergio who continues to pester her about being the man of the house. Meanwhile, Chanel goes to the dentist to learn her age and later throws a Queen’s party.

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Jono attempts to right the ship with his cooking, but an overcooked lava cake may be his undoing. Get ready for some chef deconstruction! To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on House of the Dragon, twins find themselves, uh, at odds shall we say?  Plus, there are Hand issues afoot and many sullen people.  Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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For months we’ve been hearing about a fight between Jennifer and Danielle, and this week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey it finally happened at Tre’s Tulum party. Whose side are you on? Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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For months we’ve been hearing about a fight between Jennifer and Danielle, and this week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey it finally happened at Tre’s Tulum party. Whose side are you on? Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Real Housewives of Orange County is returning for its 18th Season and we’re here to trash the trailer. Normally, these preview episodes are Patreon exclusives, so if you want more like them join Patreon for bonus episodes and video recaps! Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on Real Housewives of Dubai (S02E03), Caroline pledges to stop micromanaging Sergio, which is his biggest nightmare, and Taleen tries to set Sara up on a date.  Watch this as a video recap and find all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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House of the Dragon is back!  And it’s bringing all the good stuff we’ve come to expect from the Game of Thrones universe:  dragons, intrigue, and horrifying murder.  The feel-good TV show of the year!  Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Cheffy begins to slip on this week’s Below Deck Med (S09E03), and unfortunately for him it’s when Captain Sandy’s good friend is on board. Get ready for some chef deconstruction! To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Crappy Hour returns from hiatus to discuss Kenya Moore revenge porn allegations, Summer House’s cheating rumors, the cancellation of RHONJ’s reunion, and The Traitors cast announcement. Join us live every other Monday on Instagram Live or YouTube Live 5:30PM PST and watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E07), Tre’s housewarming gift worms its way over to the Gorga household.  Plus, Marge and Jackie’s relationship reaches a new low.  Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Summer House (S08E17) concludes its season with a reunion that leaves many questions unanswered: why did Kyle get such a pass by Andy? Why was the whole cast against Lindsay? And what would Jesse Solomon do?

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Summer House (S08E17) concludes its season with a reunion that leaves many questions unanswered: why did Kyle get such a pass by Andy? Why was the whole cast against Lindsay? And what would Jesse Solomon do?

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Caroline Brooks works overtime trying to find something to argue about on Real Housewives of Dubai. Will she get under Stanbury’s steel coat of skin? Probably not. But it’s fun watching her try. Watch this as a video recap and find all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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It’s John Fugazi Fuda VS Teresa this week on Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E06) and Danielle has her first runway show at NY Fashion Week. Both plotlines are horrifying to watch. Let’s do it! Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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It’s John Fugazi Fuda VS Teresa this week on Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E06) and Danielle has her first runway show at NY Fashion Week. Both plotlines are horrifying to watch. Let’s do it! Watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Brittany finally realizes that she’s been getting Jaxxed for the past decade on The Valley (S01E12) finale and leaves that good for nothing pile of nose debris. Atta girl! Janet has a baby, and it turns out that she still sucks even when she’s not preggers so hey! Consistency! Great season. Enjoy! Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Brittany finally realizes that she’s been getting Jaxxed for the past decade on The Valley (S01E12) finale and leaves that good for nothing pile of nose debris. Atta girl! Janet has a baby, and it turns out that she still sucks even when she’s not preggers so hey! Consistency! Great season. Enjoy! Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Welp, we thought we were getting a couple of new, swell guys on Summer House (S08E16) , but not to worry! Order has been restored as we find out that the Bravo tradition of only hiring complete douchebag f**bois lives on when West shows his whole ass in the first part of the reunion. Well done, sir! Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Welp, we thought we were getting a couple of new, swell guys on Summer House (S08E16) , but not to worry! Order has been restored as we find out that the Bravo tradition of only hiring complete douchebag f**bois lives on when West shows his whole ass in the first part of the reunion. Well done, sir! Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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We visited Birmingham to giggle down memory lane with the classic RHOC S12E17 “A Case of the Vickis” episode. The entire thing is like a living room comedy, taking place in one location, and the results are hilarious. Watch our video recaps and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This is part 1 of our live show in Birmingham!

We visited Birmingham to giggle down memory lane with the classic RHOC S12E17 “A Case of the Vickis” episode. The entire thing is like a living room comedy, taking place in one location, and the results are hilarious. Watch our video recaps and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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We joined forces with the good people of Dublin to laugh at a classic episode of Real Housewives of Orange County S11E15 : “Shamrocks and Shockwaves”. Kelly Kellies and gets bullied by the other girls after putting Tamra into the fetal position on a sprinter van.

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This is part 2 of our London show!

To kick off our European tour, we revisited one of the most epic European housewives trips: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in Amsterdam. You beast! Thank you to our amazing audience in London! Don’t forget to check out our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This is part one of a two-part LIVE recap in LONDON!

To kick off our European tour, we revisited one of the most epic European housewives trips: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in Amsterdam. You beast! Thank you to our amazing audience in London! Don’t forget to check out our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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We’re already back with a new season of Below Deck Med (S09E01).  It’s a hellacious premiere as a shoddy provisioner leaves the crew, including a returning Aesha, without food, wine, or really anything. Get our videos and our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of Dubai (S02E01) has made its grand return, and this time the ladies are ready to play. Stanbury still hates her husband, Brooks still wants to create drama, and Ayan just wants to wear big gowns.  We’re into it!. Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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It’s the moment we’ve been waiting for: Carl and Lindsay’s inevitable split on Summer House (S08E15).  Carl wants softness, Lindsay wants answers. Now that we’ve collected all the evidence, whose side are you on?  This is a two-part recap!

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It’s the moment we’ve been waiting for: Carl and Lindsay’s inevitable split on Summer House (S08E15).  Carl wants softness, Lindsay wants answers. Now that we’ve collected all the evidence, whose side are you on?  This is a two-part recap!

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Danny and Nia show cracks on The Valley (S01E11), but it’s nothing compared to the twin craterings of Michelle and Jesse and Jax and Brit.  Misery loves company, or in this case, a baby moon weekend.

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Vanderpump Rules ends its reunion (S11E18) by showing the cast footage of themselves acting like the narcissists they are. Will LaLa’s point finally be made, or will she shrink when water is thrown on her and screech about being a baby maker until she’s just a puddle on the floor? Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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*This is part one of a two part recap!* Vanderpump Rules ends its reunion (S11E18) by showing the cast footage of themselves acting like the narcissists they are. Will LaLa’s point finally be made, or will she shrink when water is thrown on her and screech about being a baby maker until she’s just a puddle on the floor? Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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*There’s no video for this recap! Video will return for next episode* Below Deck (S11E17) ends its season with snickers and shrugs from Ben, mayonnaise guzzling by Paris, and an epic meltdown from Barbie. Will daddy ever forgive her? Get our videos and our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E04) get together for the third annual charity softball game, but Marge is playing hardball when her team starts to fall apart right in front of her eyes. The only winner in all of this is Biscuit the dog, and it’s because Jen blatantly cheated and handed her a fashion award. Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on Summer House (S08E14) The CEO debuts her app and Lindsay and Carl don’t read the signs around them at the Apocolypse party. One more week until it’s all blown to smithereens! Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Part 2 of the Vanderpump Rules reunion (S11E17) brings appearances by Ally Bally and Jo. There are a lot of tears and tons of gaslighting by terrible Bravo men, and we end with a huge chicken skewer fight. Does it get better than this? Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Part 2 of the Vanderpump Rules reunion (S11E17) brings appearances by Ally Bally and Jo. There are a lot of tears and tons of gaslighting by terrible Bravo men, and we end with a huge chicken skewer fight. Does it get better than this? Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The cast trip on The Valley (S01E10) continues, and Zack terrifies poor Janet when he pretends he’s going to show up on her Babymoon. We’re not sure where this is going, but one thing you can be sure of? Jax will call Brit an alchie every five minutes until we all believe it. 

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On Below Deck (S11E16), Captain Kerry calls for a cabin check, but Ben has other plans. Also, Barbie needs a break.  Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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On Below Deck (S11E16), Captain Kerry calls for a cabin check, but Ben has other plans. Also, Barbie needs a break.  Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Joe Gorga celebrates his birthday on The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E03) with what else? Focaccia letters! Plus, Jen Fessler finds herself caught between Rachel, Margaret, and Tre. This won’t end well.  Afterwards, we check in on the Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E09) season finale around 29:00 minute mark. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Joe Gorga celebrates his birthday on The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E03) with what else? Focaccia letters! Plus, Jen Fessler finds herself caught between Rachel, Margaret, and Tre. This won’t end well.  Afterwards, we check in on the Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E09) season finale. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on Summer House (S08E13), the men are extra ridiculous, and the women don’t let any of their BS fly.  Between Carl wanting more softness and Kyle wanting to cage Amanda, it’s enough to make our blood boil.  Again.

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It’s time for part 1 of the Vanderpump Rules reunion (S11E16)!  Turns out all is not well between Katie and Ariana, at least according to Lala.  Also, Sandoval has words for Rachel.  Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This is part one!

It’s time for part 1 of the Vanderpump Rules reunion (S11E16)!  Turns out all is not well between Katie and Ariana, at least according to Lala.  Also, Sandoval has words for Rachel.  Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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It’s time for the cast trip on The Valley (S01E09) and everyone’s going except our mariposa Kristen. Too bad: she’s missing out on barfing, slapping, and other messy moments. Speaking of messy, standing ovation for Janet’s gays who put on the pantomime performance of the year.

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*This is part 2*

Summer House MV starts at around 25:40

On Below Deck (S11E15) Paris follows Fraser’s orders and it gets her called straight into the Captain’s office. Whoops! Meanwhile, on Summer House Martha’s Vineyard, Simon and Bria are still making a lot of drama over a flamingo and Natalie starts too much drama to take on.

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On Below Deck (S11E15) Paris follows Fraser’s orders and it gets her called straight into the Captain’s office. Whoops!  Meanwhile, on Summer House Martha’s Vineyard, Simon and Bria are still making a lot of drama over a flamingo and Natalie starts too much drama to take on.

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This week in Bravo news, RHOBH is filming and there are noobs and new splits. Tom Schwartz makes a block-y move on Jo right before the reunion airs, Bravo announces its renewed shows, and Andy Cohen is cleared of wrongdoing by…someone? We are live every other Monday on Instagram at 530 PST! Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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*This is part 2 of 2*

The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E02) celebrates Nate’s brain surgery with a party down the shore, and the women gather in teams and vow to ignore each other the rest of the season. Who will win this cold war? And why is it Olivia? Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E02) celebrates Nate’s brain surgery with a party down the shore, and the women gather in teams and vow to ignore each other the rest of the season. Who will win this cold war? And why is it Olivia? Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Poor Carl just can’t get any support this week on Summer House, at least that’s what he’s going to tell us over and over again until we believe it. Amanda tries to break the news to Kyle that she might possibly one day make a swimsuit and he sobs drunkenly and stomps around in a mullet. Not a great week for the men of Bravo. Yikes, boys. 

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Janet tries to flex her power by withholding invites from Kristen and Zach to her baby bachelorette trip this week on The Valley. Little does she know that…well, the audience kinda hates her and will never forgive her for trying to ban empaths. Good luck with all this, lady! Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com. Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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*This is part 2*

Vanderpump Rules (S11E15) is done for the season… and maybe forever? Or maybe it’s just the end for Ariana?  We have so many questions!  What an awkward way to celebrate Kyle Chan.  Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Vanderpump Rules (S11E15) is done for the season… and maybe forever? Or maybe it’s just the end for Ariana?  We have so many questions!  What an awkward way to celebrate Kyle Chan.  Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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On Below Deck (S11E14) a sprig of parsley is enough to cause a domino effect of drama.  Plus, Fraser locks lips with a guest!  Meanwhile, on Summer House Martha’s Vineyard, an inflatable flamingo may end Simon and Bria.

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E01) is back, and tensions are predictably high. Will the women be able to get past their issues?  And is it true that John Fudah was a drug dealer with a dildo fetish? Just some of the pressing questions oozing out of Franklin Lakes. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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*This is part one of a two-part recap*

The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E01) is back, and tensions are predictably high. Will the women be able to get past their issues?  And is it true that John Fudah was a drug dealer with a dildo fetish? Just some of the pressing questions oozing out of Franklin Lakes. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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On Summer House (S08E11) Carl can’t hide that his parents don’t support his engagement… but maybe that was his plan all along?  Either way, there are so many awkward encounters with Lindsay this episode that we’re just barely recovering. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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*This is part 2*

This week on The Valley (S01E07), Luke reprimands Kristen for bending the truth about Jesse, and Jax and Britney try to rekindle the flame with limited success. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on The Valley (S01E07), Luke reprimands Kristen for bending the truth about Jesse, and Jax and Britney try to rekindle the flame with limited success. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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It’s a big week for relationship endings on Bravo as Whitney Rose is rumored to be leaving her man, Alexia was left by hers, and Michelle Lally finds a new guy. Jax and Brittany were let into the White House, casting rumors about RHOM and RHOBH scared us, and the RHONJ toxicity amps up before premiere week as the cast is turned on by the bloggers that loved them. Enjoy, and join us every other monday live on Instagram 5:30 PM PST

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It’s time for the Vanderpump Rules (S11E14) cast trip, and this year it’s to beautiful, foggy San Francisco!  Will a sea lion attack Sandoval?  Will Schwartz injure himself on a mattress?  And will Ariana’s boyfriend interact with the cast?  Time will tell!

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There’s a new chef this week on Below Deck (S11E13), and he’s just in time to be photographed for a lot of mid Influencers. Lucky guy! Also, Barbie cries about her bone-headed decisions to bone on TV, and Fraser wants to make his own boner head decision with a flirty guest. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E06) celebrates couples weekend with a Freaknik party in the backyard and Summer has a meltdown over…no one really knows, but no Amazon box is safe. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Carl has a pretty intense talk with a hot guy in a More Life shirt after this week’s Summer House alien party, and it just might mean the beginning of his relationship. Surely it’s not the whole “she expects me to work” thing. Also, this is the first time on Bravo we’ve seen anyone get territorial over a balloon twister. Well done, show. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Jax finds a way to profit off his baldness this week on The Valley, while still finding a way to make an already fraught situation even hairier. Don’t worry, though. Kristen is here to prove her dutifulness by not telling anyone’s deepest darkest secrets. Don’t make her do it guys! 

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Jax finds a way to profit off his baldness this week on The Valley, while still finding a way to make an already fraught situation even hairier. Don’t worry, though. Kristen is here to prove her dutifulness by not telling anyone’s deepest darkest secrets. Don’t make her do it guys! 

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Jax returns to Vanderpump Rules (S11E13) to wreak havoc and sweat all over Lisa Vanderpump. He’s furious about having to fight rumors of cheating while at the same time in real life he’s fighting rumors of…well, cheating. We will wait for you to recover from the absolute shock of it all. 

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Jax returns to Vanderpump Rules (S11E13) to wreak havoc and sweat all over Lisa Vanderpump. He’s furious about having to fight rumors of cheating while at the same time in real life he’s fighting rumors of…well, cheating. We will wait for you to recover from the absolute shock of it all. 

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Chef is on thin ice on Below Deck (S11E12), but some lobster grilled cheeses could be his undoing. Plus, sexytimes on the boat for some but not others. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Not much happened on Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E05), but Jasmine did announce that she’s pregnant!  And Shanice sprained her ankle. And Preston wore a jockstrap while he ironed. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The hilarious Michelle Collins drops by to talk Summer House, and then it’s on to the latest episode (S08E09) where Danielle and Gabby vie for a balloon artist.  Meanwhile, Paige has a shocking change of allegiance, and Lindsay encourages Carl to, you know, get a job.  Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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On the latest Vanderpump Villa (S01E05), a group of single men descend on the chateau for a luxury weekend of roast beef and bocce. Meanwhile, Marciano does dishes.  Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This episode of The Valley (S01E05) has everything: two crumbling marriages, broken air conditioning, and some deeply traumatized stingrays.  Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This episode of The Valley (S01E05) has everything: two crumbling marriages, broken air conditioning, and some deeply traumatized stingrays. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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It’s a sexy unique sperm party on Vanderpump Rules (S11E12) as Lala crowdsources jizz for her future babeh.  Meanwhile, Sandoval - the true victim of the season - reels from Rachel’s bombshells on “some” podcast. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOP comes to its season's end with casting shakeups and pregnancy news, RHOBH loses Crystal, RHOSLC's Monica announces a new RealityVonTease member, Teresa and Luis show up to stalk TayTay, and RHOM's Todd leaves Alexia! We're live every other Monday at 5:30 PST on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens

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Below Deck’s Fraser is in a snit with Barbie, but will the Captain let him fire her when there’s a new charter full of royalty? Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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We open with a talk about this week’s Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E04) and then The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E21) ends its season with a final reunion episode by forcing the ladies to eat carbs on camera. Have we lost all respect? It’s the last episode for both Robyn and Candiace, so fold up some poster board and let’s have a good cry. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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We open with a talk about this week’s Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E04) and then The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E21) ends its season with a final reunion episode by forcing the ladies to eat carbs on camera. Have we lost all respect? It’s the last episode for both Robyn and Candiace, so fold up some poster board and let’s have a good cry. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Summer House spends another week on Kyle whining and Amanda whining and Lindsay choosing her dream wedding dress even though her relationship is a mess. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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*This is part 2*

The Valley gang goes to a charity “gala” and Kristen gets told off a lot because she called someone a…wait for it…REPUBLICAN. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Valley gang goes to a charity “gala” and Kristen gets told off a lot because she called someone a…wait for it…REPUBLICAN. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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*This is part 2 of a two-part recap

This week on Vanderpump Rules (S11E11) Tom Schwartz hurts Jo’s feelings and then finds out Katie is dating the same girl he’s into. Most fascinating threesome EVER. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on Vanderpump Rules (S11E11) Tom Schwartz hurts Jo’s feelings and then finds out Katie is dating the same girl he’s into. Most fascinating threesome EVER. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Jill Zarin’s reign of terror continues on Below Deck (S11E10), pushing Barbie and Fraser’s relationship to the breaking point. Plus, it’s a day off for partying, and a new stew shakes things up.  Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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On Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E03), Jasmine wants to bring Mariah back to the house, and Bria wants to bring back Phil. Not everyone is thrilled. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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On part two of the Real Housewives of Potomac reunion (S08E20), Gizelle shares some tough updates while Candiace and Robyn give greater context to their feud..Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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This week on Summer House (S08E07), after ten years of friendship and ups and downs, Carl bestows Kyle with the very special title of… flower boy. Plus, Amanda really wants to move to New Jersey, and Paige has possibly the very best weekend of her entire life. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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The Valley (S01E03) launches us into drama from the first second and doesn’t let up until the credits. It’s a wild dinner party episode with allegations of homophobia, racism, and Republicanism! Yikes!  Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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*This is part 1*

The Valley (S01E03) launches us into drama from the first second and doesn’t let up until the credits. It’s a wild dinner party episode with allegations of homophobia, racism, and Republicanism! Yikes!  Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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It’s a busy week on Crappy Hour Live as Porsha and Simon’s split gets nastier, Teddi and Wendy spar on X, Kyle baits us, and RHOP changes up its cast. Thanks for hanging out with us, and don’t forget to join us live every other Monday 5:30PM PST on Instagram Live @watchwhatcrappens

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This week on Vanderpump Rules (S11E10), Ariana unleashes rage on Sandoval at two separate group outings. Meanwhile, Katie and Schwartz demonstrate that maybe their chemistry is still alive.Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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*This is part 2 of a two-part recap!

A Real Housewives of New York OG descends upon Below Deck, and the results are extremely…Zarin. Get your aspirin ready, Jill Zarin is here. Now get some tuna made out of vegetables or suffer, peon! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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A Real Housewives of New York OG descends upon Below Deck, and the results are extremely…Zarin. Get your aspirin ready, Jill Zarin is here. Now get some tuna made out of vegetables or suffer, peon! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  

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