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Oz 9

Spring 2142 and Gated Galaxies has launched its 400 Oz-8000 ships, each carrying 50,000 "resting guests" to, hopefully, a new home on a shiny, brand-new planet. As soon as they find one. IF they find one. This is the story of one of those ships ? the Oz 9 ? and its tiny crew of hopeless incompetents. So far, they've been in space half an hour and several hundred people are dead. So... bright future, clearly.

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episode seventy: Do we have any more tuber tots?

Oh, hell, now we're getting all Lord of the Ringsy with sacred tokens and some sort of binding agent to herd them all or whatever, blah blah blah.

We're back on board the Oz 9, and the crew is far more interested in their next cocktail than in, I dunno, SAVING EARTH OR WHATEVER. Although, I could murder a cosmo....

You've been listening to....

Eric Perry as Dr von Haber Zetzer
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise
Richard Cowen as Leet
Kevin Hall as Greg
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
and Kyle Jones as Narrator 2, with
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott, our music is by John Faley, and Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Just a reminder that you can still purchase our merchandise or support us on Patreon by going to our website, Oz-9.com, following the links.

That's it for us, Space Monkeys; we'll see you next time

2022-03-21
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episode sixty-nine (giggle): Tighter than a Minnesotan Manhole

It's episode 69, and the whole world is just upside down. 

Oh, come on, not even ONE "sixty-nine" joke? Sheesh.

You've been listening to...
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Aaron Clark as Ben
Iri Alexander as Julie
Eric Perry as Mr Southers
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator, and
Kyle Jones as Narrator 2.

Our music is by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. Our comic books are on sale on Etsy, so be sure to visit Oz-9.com for the link. 

Until next time, space monkeys!

2022-02-24
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episode sixty-eight: Hold our swamp hooch

Leet's been boiling up ... well, we're not sure what those are. He thought they were apples, and he was trying to make apple cider. Or maybe apple sauce, we're not really clear what he was aiming for. In any event, he ended up with something that can only be contained in these special jars the Albatros makes from clay from the bioswamp; it burns right through everything else.

Anyway, if someone invites you to have a swig of swamphooch, we really suggest you run away. Maybe punch them first, because clearly they're trying to kill you, and that'll give you a little more time to escape.

This episode is dedicated to the memory of Granny Shelp, who held the codes to Gated Galaxies, and the key to our hearts. Much love to one of our forever space monkeys.

You've been listening to:

Tim Sherburn as Emily
Eric Perry as Howard
Kevin Hall as Greg
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Richard Cowen as Leet, and
Me, Richard Nadolny, as your Narrator.

Our music is by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

 

2022-01-24
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episode sixty-seven: I haf been tinkering vis my shavink foam

We hope you all had a great holiday season. 

We didn't.

Something blew up and it stunk like crazy, but we still have no idea what it was, and Dr. von Haber Zetzer's not talking. We're not sure if that's because he's guilty or in shock, but either way, we're not prying an answer out of him any time soon.

You've been listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Kevin Hall as Greg
David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer
with special guests Greg Yim as Chet
and Darryl Schnell as Brett (thanks, Greg, Darryl, and Kiyomi!)
Richard Nadolny was your Narrator

A gentle reminder that you can support us by buying merch at our tee public and Etsy stores, or joining our Patreon. You can find links to all of the above at our website, Oz-9.com.

Until next time, Space Monkeys....!

2022-01-06
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episode sixty-six: Feels super bowel-y in here

It's the holiday season, and our gift to you is.... some stupid. We made it ourselves. 

You've been listening to:

Aaron Clark as Ben
Bonnie Brantley as Donna
Iri Alexander as Julie
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Kevin Hall as Felonius
Eric Perry as Mr Southers and Joe
and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Don't forget, you can wear Oz 9 merchandise as a badge of hon- you can wear Oz 9 merchandise. Check out oz-9.com for links to our Tee Public and Etsy stores. And buy our comic book, 'k? We've got lots of copies.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

 

2021-12-20
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episode sixty-five: Astronauting is a lonely business

Have you ever wondered about HOW the Oz ships were retrofitted for long space journeys? Us too. 

We still do.

Hey, stay till the end to hear the trailer for the glorious podcast Mockery Manor. HIGHLY recommended! 

You're listening to:

Lee Shackleford as Interviewer 1
Sarah Golding as Interviewer 2
Kyle Jones as Interviewer 3
Kevin Hall as Interviewer 4
June Clark Eubanks as Interviewer 5
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Richard Cowen as Leet
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Shannon Perry as Madeline
Eric Perry as Mr Southers
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator, and
Kyle Jones as Narrator 2.

Our music is by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Visit us at Oz-9.com for transcripts for all our episodes, more information about the show, and links to our merchandise and Patreon.

Thanks for joining us, Space Monkeys, and we'll be back next time!

 

2021-11-22
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episode sixty-four: Is there anyone on the bridge whose name isn't completely douchey?

Yeah, it's kind of a long title, but it's an important question. 

This episode is a flashback in which random, weird stuff happens, just in case you were wondering if 2021 and 2022 were the weirdest history gets. 

You've been listening to
Eric Perry as Joe
David S Dear as Tiberius
Shannon Perry as Olivia
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator, and
Kyle Jones as Narrator 2.

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; Lucas Elliott is our artist. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

2021-11-08
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episode sixty-three: You are a naughty little schatzi

You thought your job was hard, imagine being Narrator (or Narrator 2, really) for this boatload of Twinkies. (Which, incidentally have still not shown any signs of decomposition in 2142, just sayin'.)

If our Narrator makes it through his contract without developing a neurosis (or cirrhosis), well, it's not our fault.

Avocado yogurt.... avocado yogurt....

Stay tuned through the end to hear the MCCACEC Fight Song by the amazing Sarah Golding!

You've been listening to:

Eric Perry as Joe and Dr von Haber Zetzer
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Iri Alexander as Julie
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator, and
Kyle Jones as Narrator 2

Our music is by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Visit us on Twitter @oz9podcast, check out our website, oz-9.com, or join our Patreon at patreon.com/Oz9podcast!

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

2021-10-24
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episode sixty-two: I sent him a hippotigrus

It's true many people complain that Oz 9 is not only NOT educational, it may in fact "leach information out of your brain as you listen." (thanks, mom ? real nice)

We beg to differ. Did you know zebras were once called "hippotigruses" (hippotigri? whatever)? Think of how much you've learned about plants and space and maths and fugu and Sweden!

Anyway, if we're making you dumber, I think you know exactly what Olivia would have to say to that. Because that's ANOTHER THING YOU LEARNED.

You've been listening to:

Iri Alexander as Julie
Kevin Hall as Felonius
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Aaron Clark as Ben
Eric Perry as Mr Southers and Joe
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
David S Dear as Tiberius
Tim Sherburn as Colin, and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott; our music is composed and performed by John Faley. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

If you're enjoying the show, visit our website at Oz-9.com where you can find links to our merch stores, our comic book, and our Patreon.

We always appreciate a rate and review on Apple Podcasts or Podchaser. Until next time, Space Monkeys!

Trailers courtesy of

Bunker Down from the makers of Marsfall
Elaine's Cooking for the Soul

2021-10-04
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episode sixty-one: The "tilslørte bondepiker" maneuver

LOOK. I never said it would be the MORNING of September 19, I just said it would be ON September 19, so I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.

It's episode 61, and incredibly, it seems our crew might have actually lost some brain cells over the hiatus. I swear, if there's a skull and crossbones on it, this crew wants to eat it, marry it, or at least put it in the garage next to something flammable.

In this episode: 

June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
David S Dear as Dr. Theo
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Kevin Hall as Greg
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise
Richard Cowen as Leet
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield & Henri
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott; our music is composed and performed by John Faley. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Our comic book is nearly out! Keep an eye on @oz9podcast on Twitter and our Etsy store at etsy.com/shop/Oz9podcast.

2021-09-20
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Oz 9 episode X-1

Written by Lee Shackleford of the awesome sci-fi audio drama Relativity, this bonus episode exposes you to yet more of Oz 9 that you were hoping to avoid.

Is it possible an advanced alien species is coming aboard the ship? Well, yeah, I mean ? they're in space. But, are they friendly? This is the Oz 9. What are the chances?

HUGE thanks to Lee, who wrote AND produced this episode despite all our mostly unintentional efforts to thwart him. BTW, Lee is an amazing voice and stage actor, writer, and human being, so if you want to get in contact, find him at shacklefordfreelance.com.

2021-09-12
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Thanks, listener in Zambia (Oz 9 chat, part deux)

We'd like to dedicate this second hiatus episode to our one fan in Zambia.

To date, according to our stats, there have been 86 downloads in Zambia. We figure that's one fan who listened to every episode, including all the hiatus and bonus stuff, and to him, her, or them, we say a profound "thank you!"

And the same "thank you" to everyone who listens. We know there's more important stuff you can be doing, like thinning out your spatula collection or arranging your vegetable garden in descending order, but you chose to spend it with us. That means a lot.

All the very best, space monkeys.

From yer ever-lovin',
Crew

2021-08-29
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Oz 9 "the hiatus ate us" chat

"The hiatus ate us!" That line, courtesy of the brilliant Bonnie Brantley, is all too true. 

We started our hiatus with great plans to do all kinds of fun Oz 9-y things in all that copious free time, only to have our ideas evaporate in the harsh light of real life.

Sorry. But here's some of us talking about stuff. Does that help?

2021-08-20
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episode sixty: Your breath smells of caramel and butterscotch

This one is a beast. Go to the bathroom, get some water, maybe load up on some snacks. Is your listening device charged? 

Get comfy. We have a lot to tell.

You've been listening to:

Tim Sherburn as Colin, Buck, and Emily
Richard Cowen as Leet and Percival slash Tiberius
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Eric Perry as Dr von Haber Zetzer, Howard, Joe, and Mr Southers
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Captain Madeline
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros and Glenda
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
David S. Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius
Iri Alexander as Julie
Kyle Jones as Narrator 2
Lee Shackleford as Pluto

Special guest performances from:
Mignon Fogarty, the Grammar Girl, as herself
Beccy Stirrup as Sam, the Space Archivist
Scottye Moore as the Guard
Nikki Richardson as the Gated Galaxies Switchboard operator
Janis Westin as the Greyhound
The entire cast of that glorious podcast, Mission: Rejected

Huge thanks to our Music Man, John Faley; our artist extraordinaire, Lucas Elliott; our director, the incomparable June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

2021-07-11
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episode fifty-nine: Quality control. Also, nibbles.

You've been awesome! No, really. I'd love to be able to reward your patience, but instead I just have an episode. I know it's not much, but I made it myself. 

One more episode to close out the season: are you ready?

No. You're not. Sorry, but you are SO not ready.

You're listening to:

Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Kevin Hall as Felonius and Greg
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Iri Alexander as Julie
Aaron Clark as Ben
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Mrs Sheffield as Mrs Arris
Eric Perry as Southers, Dr von Haber Zetzer and Howard
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Richard Cowen as Leet
David S Dear as Dr. Theo and Tiberius
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator. Also, as the microwave and fridge.

Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott; our theme music is by John Faley. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Special thanks to Ann Sloan of the awesome Carlötta Beautox Chronicles podcast, for the Smoking Ruin cocktail idea!

2021-06-16
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episode fifty-eight: Spucked into sace

With just three episodes (well, this one plus two more) left in the season, is that a cliff I see ahead? With a small branch protruding from its face, just right for hanging?

Things are moving along at a rapid pace, much like the Oz 9 isn't, and there are surprises, tears, laughter, warming of hearts, girding of loins, rending of garments, and possibly smoochies ahead.

Oh, and you're gonna want to stick through the credits this time. YES, WE DID THAT THING WHERE WE PUT SOMETHING IMPORTANT AFTER THE CREDITS, WOULD IT KILL YOU TO LISTEN TO THEM ONCE IN A WHILE?

Sheesh.

You've been listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae
Eric Perry as Howard, Dr. von Haber Zetzer, and Joe
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Richard Cowen as Leet
Kevin Hall as Greg
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise, and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Our music is by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. 

Until next time, space monkeys!

2021-05-18
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episode fifty-seven: But then I also say higgledy piggledy

This episode begins with a funeral, so you might want to have tissues handy.

The production assistant was supposed to get hypo-allergenic flowers for the ceremony but managed to find hyper-allergenic ones, which don't only make you sneeze, they cram themselves up your nose until you beg for mercy. 

The PA has been fwipped, so if you have even remotely appropriate experience, we're hiring.

You've been listening to...

Tim Sherburn as Colin

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna

Richard Cowen as Leet

Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia

Eric Perry as Dr von Haber-Zetzer,

Joe, and Mr Southers

June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros

David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae

Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise and Ben

Kevin Hall as Greg

Iri Alexander as Julie

Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield

Lee Shackleford as Pluto

and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

2021-05-03
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episode fifty-six: Our future together is suddenly in doubt

I'm contractually obligated to tell you that we're running a Kickstarter campaign to try to fund turning Oz 9 into a comic book. So please give us money, if you can, or tell other people to give us money. Or both. Thanks and whatever.

Here's a surprise: Jessie doesn't like comics. She says they're too colourful and she's never read one. I would have recommended she read them when she's not in a bad mood, but maybe that's what she's already doing?

Anyway, you know the drill. You've been listening to these people. Gourd knows why.

Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Richard Cowen as Leet
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromaeeee...
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Kevin Hall as Greg
Eric Perry as Dr von Haber-Zetzer and Joe
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Aaron Clark as Ben
Iri Alexander as Julie
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator
and Kyle Jones as Narrator 2

Our artwork (which is also in the comic book, just sayin') is by Lucas Elliott; our music is composed and performed by John Faley, except the MCCACEC fight song, which was composed and ... lyricized? lyricked? by Sarah Golding. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

2021-04-19
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Mission: *FWIP!* (Part 2)

A rift in time and space causes four members of the Oz 9 crew to get pulled off the space ship (bringing the median IQ up a significant number of notches) and swapped with four members of the EMF (aaaaaaaaaaand we're back to where we were, IQ-wise).

This is part two of a special two-part crossover with the frankly hilarious secret agent comedy, Mission: Rejected. If you haven't heard part one yet, stop, put us on pause, go out, listen to part 1 on the Mission: Rejected feed, come back, take us off pause, because from this moment forward....

I'd say "spoilers," but let's face it... it's mostly nonsense. 

Be sure to listen to the fantastic comedy being dished up at Mission: Rejected (https://missionrejected.simplecast.com/). You won't regret it. Much.

You?ve been listening to: (In alphabetical order)

Ashley Banks as Athena O?Brien
Pete Barry as Kristatos O?Brien
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise
Richard Cowen as Leet
J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
June Clark Eubanks as The Albatros
Sarah Golding as Mrs. Sheffield
Kevin Hall as Greg
Jill Ivey as the Western Union Woman
Bob Killion as The Admiral and Orin
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Eric Perry as Doctor von Haber Zetzer and Joe
Shannon Perry as Olivia, Madeline, and Dr. Pickle
Dave Sanger as Bowden Montcrief
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Kirk White as Chet Phillips
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
with Richard Nadolny as your Narrator
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Our music was by Pete Barry and John Faley. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks and J. Michael DeAngelis. (Do all podcast directors have three names?)

This episode was written by Shannon Perry, Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin. Sound mixing and editing was by Pete Barry. Mission Rejected is written and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin. Oz-9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry (https://freesound.org/people/PeteBarry/) and Shannon Perry. 

Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby used under license Party by 7by7, license https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/ Slosh by Razzvio, license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Whip crack by CGEffex, license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Exercise machine by CGEffex, license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Bubbles by lonemonk, license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Breaking glass by m1a2t3z4, license https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/ Zap by BigKahuna, license https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/ Space door by peepholecircus, license https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/ Gun cock by SmartWentCody, license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Space bridge by Diboz, license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Ouch! by Adam N, license https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/ Wooden destruction by inspectorJ, license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Space engine by Nexotron, license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Water draining by coltures, license https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/ Electric sparks by InspectorJ, license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Gasp! by dersuperanton, license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Flying drone by Sheyvan, license https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/ Crickets by Defelozedd94, license https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/ Popcorn by Sunejackie, license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
2021-03-28
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episode fifty-five: Monkey Man, gather the sweets

OK, OK, yes, it's late AGAIN. We know. We've been having a really rough time lately, the kids are sick, the roof caved in when we had that thunderstorm last week, and then there was that other thing....

No, you're right. None of that is true. Our alarm is a bored dude just saying "alarm alarm alarm" over and over, so clearly this is not a well-financed, slick-and-professional thing we've got going here. 

Throw some money at our Patreon or Kofi, and maybe we can talk about maintaining a schedule. It won't happen, but we can talk.

You've been listening to...
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Iri Alexander as Julie
Aaron Clark as Ben
Bonnie Brantley as Donna
Richard Cowen as Tiberius
Kevin Hall as Felonius
Eric Perry as Mr. Southers,
and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Our next episode is extra special, and we're super excited to bring it to you. Plus, someone else is doing the production, so it'll probably be on time!

Until then, Space Monkeys!

2021-03-22
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episode fifty-four: Remove the bejesus with fear

All the backstory you never wanted and then some. We find out some stuff about Le Bichon Frise, some other stuff about Donna, blah blah blah. Greg falls over at one point, so that's pretty funny. 

I'd say "sorry it's so late," but I feel like I ought to be it before I say it. So.... It's late. 

You've been listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer & Joe
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Kevin Hall as Greg
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Richard Cowen as Leet
introducing Janis Westin as The Greyhound
Richard Nadolny is our Narrator

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Don't forget to check out our Fan Kit, available to download for free from our website, https://oz-9/com

Until next time, Space Monkeys, Narrator out!

2021-03-03
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episode fifty-three: Where's Grammar Girl when you need her?

The universe may be crashing around your ears, but as long as you know the difference between who and whom and how to scoop up a dangling participle, you'll be all right. It's kind of like knowing where your towel is.

In this very special episode, a guest pops onto the ship and into Leet's arms, and for a few moments at least, all seems right with the world.

A very few moments. And not really "right" so much as "slightly less wrong."

Many thanks to our very special guest, Mignon Fogarty, educator, author, speaker, and host of the brilliant, award-winning Grammar Girl's Quick and Dirty Tips to Better Writing podcast!

You've been listening to:

Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Bonnie Brantley as Donna
Iri Alexander as Julie
Aaron Clark as Ben and le Bichon Frise
Eric Perry as Mr Southers and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Mignon Fogarty as the Mime
Kevin Hall as Felonius and Greg
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Richard Cowen as Leet
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

2021-02-15
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episode fifty-two: Everyone knows about böckling

Do you know how to disable an invisible alarm? Yeah, well, listen close; someone on our crew is about to tell you.

Well, maybe... we're not entirely sure it works, so I don't know that I'd test it at the Louvre. Maybe Paddy MacDougal's Museum O'Naughty Limericks and Saucy Sea Shanties first. 

Just steer clear of the green milkshakes. Actually, that's a really good lesson for the Oz 9 as well.

Anyway, here's the episode, it's late, and there are probably half a dozen limericks at Paddy's that could push it down and steal its lunch money, but never mind. Someone bring me some wine, and don't spare the chickens.

You've been listening to:

David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Eric Perry as Southers and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Iri Alexander as Julie
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Kevin Hall as Felonius and Greg
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise and Ben
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline, and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

2021-02-01
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episode fifty-one: I look damn good in jodhpurs

The crew aboard the Oz 9 are stalactites, holding tight to the ceiling in unexpected zero Gs, and the crew on the ground are stalagmites, who might survive if a crabby, oddly dressed ancient god decides to let them go.

You know, same old same old.

Oz 9 is back from holiday break, though why a crew that typically works a solid seven-minute day needs a break is yet to be determined. 

We hope you missed us as much as we very nearly missed that very important satellite. Hey, who needs news in this day and age, amirite? 

2021-01-17
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Oz 9 It doesn't get much more trivial than this

To punish Kevin Hall for having the gall to ... something, I can't remember what it was he did, but for sure he did something really bad to merit this kind of response.... Anyway, maybe just to be mean, we made him relisten to Oz 9, write a bunch of trivia questions, then ask them to four people who among them could barely scrape up an answer to the question of what they had for breakfast on that particular day. 

It's nearly 90 minutes of "uhhhhhh....." and "hang on, I know I know this one," and "seriously, Kevin, where are you getting these questions?!" and very few answers, but if you like that sort of thing, it's good for an occasional laugh. 

Seriously, thanks to Kevin for enduring, and for Bryan, Corey, and Jess for being amazing, fantastic sports. 

2021-01-04
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The Oz 9 Night Before Christmas

Merry Christmas, ya bums.

2020-12-25
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Diary of a Oz9ivist: Is this a cheese dream?

EARLIER SOUND ISSUES HAVE BEEN CORRECTED, AND OUR PRODUCTION PERSON HAS BEEN FWIIIIIIIIIIII......

What happens when the alien aboard your ship gets hungry? 

Usually really gross things involving lots of blood and gore and that, but fortunately for us, the grossest thing in this episode is a small critter popping out of an orifice. Which is actually less gross than it sounds. Wait for it.

The ships of Samantha Lyons and the Oz 9 have stumbled into one another in space, and Leet's had lots of caffeine, and there's some dancing.

Please note that Oz 9 will be taking a brief holiday hiatus and we'll be back in January of 2021. Happy hols to alls!

 

2020-12-06
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episode fifty: M'Lady of Little Chadwick upon Bad Patter

Humans on the receiving end of divine affections don't do so well, mythologically speaking. However, after having seen Donna in action, the smart money is on the homo sapien. Pluto better watch his gold lamé onesie, if he knows what's good for him.

With this episode, we are officially halfway through Season 3 of Oz 9, so let's all take a moment to realize this crew of idiots has managed to survive this long. Well, apart from Matt, that guard in the tunnel, Lady Nibble-Biscuit, the mime, several thousand pod-occupants, 1/3 of Sweden.... never mind.

As this gaggle of ninnies is still out there, do please be careful. Wear your mask, wash your hands, carry Idiot Repellant, and join us for WiFiSciFi on December 6!

You've been listening to:

Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Joe, and Howard
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben
Kevin Hall as Greg and Tiberius
Richard Cowen as Leet
Iri Alexander as Julie
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
and Richard Nadolny as your narrator

Our music was composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. Our thanks to Just Short of Crazy blog for the image of Pluto.

Our gratitude to the very real town of French Lick, Indiana, for not issuing and cease and desist orders or otherwise objecting to us invading their home. If you are a resident of or have been to French Lick, we'd love to hear from you. Give us a shout at [email protected]

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

2020-11-22
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episode forty-nine: I'm soft, squishy, and covered in Hollandaise sauce

I'd apologize for this being so late, but if you think about it, I gave you an extra 16-and-a-half Oz-free hours, which is, like, a decade in idiot years.

It's been a long day aboard the Oz 9. You think bad decision making is easy ? Doritos for dinner? Yes, please. Easy! Go for a run or drink chocolate milk with vodka? Vodka. Definitely. Easy! ?and yet, it's exhausting. 

So, you'll get no apology from me, unless I come across one on my way to the couch. 

You've been listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Eric Perry as Mr Southers and Dr. Von Haber Zetzer
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Aaron Clark as Ben and le Bichon Frise
Iri Alexander as Julie
June Clark Eubanks as Glenda and the Albatros
David S Dear as Dr Theo and Argus
Shannon Perry as Olivia
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Richard Cowen as Leet
Kevin Hall as Greg
and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. 

Take care, space monkeys. Until next time!

2020-11-09
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episode forty-eight: Putting the freeze on boogerology

Remember how there was that one week you were sick or maybe just on vacation but too poor to go anywhere? And you watched daytime TV, and even though you knew it was ridiculous and cheesy, by Friday you were desperate to know if little Suzy really was Armoire's daughter and if Aristato would find Nectarina in time to stop her from marrying ... I don't know, Ponderosa Jutjaw or whatever?

Just stay with me, this is relevant.

What I'm saying is, it's totally possible to get swept up in a story, even if the story is kind of nonsense and the characters are slightly less intelligent than waffles. 

Don't believe me? This is episode 48. 

You've been listening to:

Kevin Hall as Greg
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben
Eric Perry as Joe and Mr. Southers
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Iri Alexander as Julie
Tim Sherburn as Buck
Bonnie Brantley as Donna
June Clare Eubanks as Glenda and the Albatros
David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline, and
guest starring Nikki Richardson as the Gated Galaxies Switchboard Operator.

Our music was composed and performed by John Faley; our  artwork is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

We love reviews (glowing ones, preferably), so feel free to leave us one on Podchaser, Apple Podcasts, or the podcatcher of your choice.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

 

2020-10-25
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episode forty-seven: Chasing Lord Lunchable

What would you do if everything in your garden suddenly attacked you? Carrots shooting themselves at your eyes, radishes nibbling tiny, spicy holes in your ankles, kohlrabi shouting at you, probably in German, given how "kohlrabi" is spelled ? does it seem German to you? just me? ? and let's not even talk about what the watermelon is trying to do. I just caught a mosquito with my ... nope, there it is again. 

Would you ever be able to eat a salad again?

This is vaguely relevant to episode 47, but only sort of. Meanwhile, I'm going to have nightmares about cauliflower.

You've been listening to:

June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros and Glenda
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Eric Perry as Joe and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Richard Cowen as Leet
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Buck
Aaron Clark as Ben
Iri Alexander as Julie
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
introducing Lee Shackleford as Pluto,
and with Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. 

Remember, if you enjoy the show, you can support us on Patreon. Until next time, space monkeys!

2020-10-11
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episode forty-six: It's invasion of the body snackers

Probably the most remarkable thing that happens in this entire episode is that Le Bichon Frise pronounces "assassinate" correctly.

I know. We were pretty shocked too.

It happens at the bottom of page 3, so if you just want to hear that and skip the rest, I don't suppose anyone would blame you.

Oh, and there's a bit about a butterfly that's funny. You might want to stick around for that. And the discount code for the chocolate. That's never a bad thing.

Up to you.

You've been listening to:

Iri Alexander as Julie
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Richard Cowen as Leet
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros and Glenda
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Buck
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Joe, and Mr. Southers
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben
Kevin Hall as Greg
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. Our thanks to sponsor Intrigue Chocolate.

Until next time, space monkeys!

2020-09-27
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episode forty-five: Who doesn't love a decorative bunting?

It's really late. The kind of late that keeps on getting later until it circles back round to early. When I'm this blurry and tired, I'm likely to say anything. Like how much more bearable life became on this ship with we busted Dr. Theo out of his pod. Geeky never looked so good....

See, now what did I say? Stop with the questions and the "oooo tell me everything" eyes. Dr. Theo is extremely fond of his personal space, and that's all there is to it. So shut up. I'm going to bed.

You're listening to:

David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Joe, and Howard
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben
Kevin Hall as Greg
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Richard Cowen as Leet
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Iri Alexander as Julie
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator,
and Kyle Jones, as Narrator 2.


Our music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Thank you to our new sponsors, Intrigue Chocolate! Don't forget to use code OZ9 at checkout for a 10% discount, until November 1, 2020.

STOP ASKING ABOUT DR. BROMAE. Until next week, Space Monkeys...!

2020-09-13
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episode forty-four: It's very hard to do science in this position

If you've been keeping up with the antics of that zany crew aboard the Oz 9-

Have you ever considered taking up a REAL hobby? Like stamps or shuffleboard or knitting quilts or something?

It's episode 44, and no one is any smarter than they were 43 episodes ago, and that includes you, since your brain is no doubt deteriorating at a much faster clip than it would have if you'd done Sudoku or whatever it is instead.

Fine, go ahead and listen, ruin your life, see if I care! I tell you, I bust my butt for you kids, cooking, cleaning, writing show notes, you think this is easy?

You've been listening to:

David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Iri Alexander as Julie
Kevin Hall as Felonius
Aaron Clark as Ben
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Eric Perry as Dr von Haber Zetzer
with special guest Scottye Moore as the Guard, and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott.

Thanks to our new sponsor, Minucci Consulting. Our trailer this week is for Top of the Round

And a special announcement: we're inviting patrons to come along for a live read through with the cast of Oz 9 in October. If you'd like to be on the guest list, join our Patreon at any level.

The live read through has limited spaces available, so don't wait too long. Patreon.com/oz9podcast. See you in two weeks, Space Monkeys! 

 

2020-08-30
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episode forty-three: Found their fillings in a compost pile

Perhaps you've heard about the mold that's eating radioactive materials around Chernobyl? And that scientists are considering insulating spacecraft and astronauts suits with the stuff to protect them from solar radiation?

We're not imagining things up here. We're just ahead of our time.

You've been listening to:
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Eric Perry as Joe, Mr. Southers, and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Richard Cowen as Leet and Tiberius
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Iri Alexander as Julie, and
Richard Nadolny as the Narrator.

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.


Rain on greenhouse courtesy of MrAuralization on Freesound.org

2020-08-16
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episode forty-two: Escaping at a brisk walk

Something nefarious is happening on a golf course in French Lick, Indiana. Actually, several nefarious things. Well, OK, like, three... maybe four nefarious things, and then a whole bunch of naughty things. Look, we're losing the point here. 

Look, just listen to the episode. It'll be easier than me trying to explain it to you.

You've been listening to: Aaron Clark as Ben and le Bichon Frise; Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield; Iri Alexander as Julie; Richard Cowen as Tiberius and Leet; Kevin Hall as Felonius and Greg; Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie; Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline; Tim Sherburn as Colin; June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros; David S. Dear as Doctor Theo Bromae; Eric Perry as Doctor von Haber Zetzer; and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliot. Our music is composed and performed by John Faley. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

This episode, number 42, is dedicated to Douglas Adams, the hoopiest frood of them all.

 

2020-08-09
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episode forty-one: My kidneys go straight to voice mail

Welcome back, space monkeys! We hope you enjoyed your six-week excursion ashore. Watch your step, the gangplank is slippery and also there's no oxygen out here, so look lively.

Take your seats, please; we'll be setting adrift...sorry, a-sail again soon. No eating, please; we just got the toilets clean.

Now. Where were we.....?

You've been listening to:
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Kevin Hall as Greg
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Eric Perry as Joe
Richard Cowen as Leet
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
with a special appearance by Sarah Golding,
and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Our music was composed and performed by John Faley, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

If you want to support the show, we'd love to see pics of you on
Twitter, showing off your Oz 9 merch from Tee Public, or have you join our Patreon at patreon.com/Oz9podcast/. Even one dollar a month earns you some cool swag and our everlasting
gratitude. Until next time, Space Monkeys, welcome home. 

TRAILER: Relativity Podcast

2020-07-19
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Oz 9 hiatus episode: We'll always have ...

If you've ever wondered about our crew's lives before they got wrapped up in the drama of the Oz 9, well, keep wondering, because you're not going to learn a damn thing from this disaster of an episode. 

You're listening to:

Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer and
Sarah Golding as pretty much everybody else. Except
Richard Nadolny as the Narrator.

Our theme is by John Faley; the other music in this episode comes from several artists on Storyblocks. Our art is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks and was written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Season 3 starts in one week (provided we don't blow ourselves up before then), so until July 19, Space Monkeys....

2020-07-12
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Oz 9: The Season Two Crew

If you think Oz 9 looks like chaos from the front, well, it's just as raggedy and unkempt 'round the back (if slightly less dangerous). In this bonus episode for our hiatus, our 4 newest cast members, David S. Dear, Sarah Golding, Kevin Hall, and Iri Alexander, gathered to talk about life as a voice actor and the swirling tornado of imminent doom that is existence aboard the Oz 9.

We'll be back with our first episode of Season Three on July 19, 2020, so until then, Space Monkeys, stay silly.

 

2020-07-05
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The Oz 8000 Biosphere: Portrait of a Refuge

The Oz ships failed under mysterious circumstances entirely caused by their on-board crews or natural disaster wholly unrelated to Gated Galaxies or its subsidiaries, officers, or agents. G2 accepts no responsibility or liability for loss of liberty, limb, or life due to incorrect use of machinery, gross negligence, intentional or reckless misconduct. By simply existing, you acknowledge that life is inherently dangerous and often fatal and absolve Gated Galaxies of any and all injury you may incur whilst voluntarily engaging in the hazardous activity known as living.

That said, Welcome to the Oz 9 Bioswamp!

2020-06-09
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episode forty: Be prepared to lose body hair

It's the end of Season 2, and our crew are still dumb, still in space, and still hovering at the edge of death. Thanks to all the zig zagging around the galaxy, they're nearly back where they started, and the forniculator still hasn't been fixed.

So, if you've been with us for the past 39 episodes, well, you probably could have skipped this bit. Let's hope Season 3 is better.

In Season 2, you heard from:

Iri Alexander as Julie

Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie

Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben

June Clark Eubanks as Glenda and the Albatros

Richard Cowen as Leet and Tiberius

David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae

John Faley as Brandon the YouTube guy

Sarah Golding as Mrs. Sheffield

Kevin Hall as Greg, Felonius, Spotty Bosh, Tour Guide, and Radu the Handsome

Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Joe, Howard, and Mr. Southers

Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline

Tim Sherburn as Colin, Emily, and Buck

And Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Guest appearances in Season Two included Jessica Vest from ?Cassie and the Spectral Shade,? Kyle Jones of ?The Discussing Network,? Raymond Morse of ?5 and Thirty with Ruk,? Karin Heimdahl of ?Y2K Podcast?, Travis Hull, Susan Franzen, Eric Davis, and Barbara McGarry. Thank you all!

Our theme and other music ? including Madeline's Theme in this episode ? were composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Thanks so very much to all our patrons and supporters: 

David S. Dear of A Ninth World Journal
Alex Kirk
Anthony Dallape of Cardinal Sins podcast
Barry Heap
Kim Cole of Chaotic Goodness podcast
Corey Pfautsch
Craig Edwards, "the Media Guy"
D.J. Sylvis of Monkeyman Productions
Diana Wittenbrock
James Jamtaas of Creatorz Anon podcast
Dwayne Farver of Manifestations podcast
Eden and Tom Minucci
Emily Swanson
Eric Davis
Evan Melhouse
Daniel French of Fishbonius Sound Design
Janis Westin
Jessica Vest
Julie Stewart
Kari David
Karin Heimdahl of Y2K podcast
Kate Wallinga of Ignorance was Bliss podcast
Kiyomi and Greg Yim
Louisa Wagner
Helo Crepaldi, otherwise known as ?Madam Kittypaldi?
Maissa Bessada
Marnie Warner
Nicole Acquavella
Raymond Morse of 5 and 30 with Ruk podcast
Lee and Karen Shackleford of the Relativity Podcast
Rick Croft
RJ Stonecipher of The Ladies of Strange podcast
Shosuro Ajo
Steven and Jas of Witchever Path podcast
T. H. Wyman
Talon Stradley of Newon's Dark Room podcast
Tamsin Cheyne
Michael Curtis of The Awkward Screw podcast
Timothy J. Ramaekers of The Awkward Screw podcast
Travis and Shannon Hull
Nick Wesselman

Until Season 3, Space Monkeys!

2020-05-24
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episode thirty-nine: From last cluck to a bucket of extra crispy

Episode 39 means one more until the end of Season 2, and where we're going is no clearer than the muck at the bottom of the bioswamp. But hey, you've gotten this far, you might as well stick with us a little longer. Eventually, it'll all make sense.

Or not. Probably not.

You've been listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Eric Perry as Joe, Dr. von Haber-Zetzer, Mr. Southers, and Howard
Iri Alexander as Julie
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Tim Sherburn as Colin, Buck, and Emily
Richard Cowen as Leet and Tiberius
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline, and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Until next time, space monkeys!

2020-05-10
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episode thirty-eight: I forgot to untie the technician

Look, I've been up all night, and seriously the first person to speak to me may find themselves trying to pour coffee into a stump. Like, where their head used to be, not a tree, that was supposed to be sort of threatening and scary. Never mind.

Make sure you listen right to the end as there's treats and stuff you won't want to miss. 

Oh, and Head 1 finally gets a name. It's ... epic. Really.

You?re listening to:

Iri Alexander as Julie
Tim Sherburn as Colin, Emily, and Buck
Kevin Hall as Greg
Sarah Golding as Mrs. Sheffield
June Clark Eubanks as Glenda and the Albatros
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Richard Cowen as Leet
Aaron Clark as Ben and le Bichon Frise
Eric Perry as Head 1 (wanna learn his new name? listen to the episode) Mr. Southers, Joe, and Dr. von Haber-Zetzer
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Introducing David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

SPECIAL THANK YOU TO ALLI SCHLEISMAN and ROSA DELGADO of Elaine's Cooking for the Soul podcast

And THANK YOU to David S. Dear of A Ninth World Journal podcast!

Our music is by John Faley, our artwork is by Lucas Elliott, and Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Remember, space monkeys, stay safe and wash your hands.... Especially if you've touched anything on the Oz 9, yuck.

2020-04-26
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episode thirty-seven: Hung up like a deli chicken

Despite Joe's best attempts to keep the Oz 9 free of ... icky things, a very large, armed, and presumably hostile icky thing has taken over the bridge.

This has just been one of those space voyages, hasn't it? 

You're listening to:

Iri Alexander as Julie

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie

Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise

Eric Perry as Joe, Head 1, and Dr. von Haber Zetzer

Richard Cowen as Leet and Tiberius

June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros

Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline

Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius

Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily,

And Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. We have new artwork, so be sure to check out the Oz 9 shop in Tee Public! Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

We want all our space monkeys to stay safe and well, so be sure to wash your hands regularly. If that?s becoming a drag, check out the podcast Listen, Rinse, Repeat for episodes just the right length for washing your hands. That?s Listen, Rinse, Repeat. Be well, space monkeys!

And make sure to listen for the trailer of Y2K, a fabulous podcast by Karin Heimdahl. Available on Podchaser or wherever you hear your favorite podcasts.

2020-04-12
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episode thirty-six: There once was a garçon from Bordeaux

Pod poetry is generally considered to be the 3rd worst in the universe. If you have a weak liver or any sort of cheese allergy, you might want to check with a doctor before listening to this episode.

You're listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna

Richard Cowen as Leet and Tyberius

Iri Alexander as Julie

Sarah Golding as Mrs. Sheffield

June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros

Tim Sherburn as Colin and Buck

Kevin Hall as Greg

Eric Perry as Joe and Mr. Southers

Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben

Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline, and

ONLY Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. Thanks to Allan Hopfensperger for this episode?s Naming Head One contribution.

These are some crazy times, Space Monkeys, so take care and be well!

2020-03-30
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episode thirty-five: Rabid egret eggs and something vaguely chivelike

Beans ? BIG beans ? are about to be spilled aboard the Oz 9, and that could spell trouble for the crew. Especially if the beans land in a very particular way that happens to spell "trouble."

And someone aboard the Oz 9 is not doing their job. I realize I should probably narrow that down for you, as it's a hefty list, but just listen up and you'll figure it out. 

You?ve been listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie

Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise

Eric Perry as Dr von Haber-Zetzer, Joe, and Head 1

Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily

Richard Cowen as Leet

Kevin Hall as Greg

June Clark Eubanks as Glenda and the Albatros

Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline

A special guest appearance by Kyle Jones, and 

Richard Nadolny, as your Narrator.

Our music is by John Faley, our artwork is by Lucas Elliott, and Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. Thanks to Dwayne Farber of Manifestations podcast for this week?s Naming Head One contribution. And welcome to our newest patrons: Lee of Relativity Podcast, and Kim Cole of Chaotic Goodness podcast.

Until next time, space monkeys!

2020-03-15
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episode thirty-four: Fly, you beautiful bastard, fly

What do you do when your Otologostealth X13 runs out of charge? 

That wasn't actually a rhetorical question ? the manual is in Ancient Mesopotamian (we think) and none of the charging cables we have fits. Anyone?

Anyway, we say goodbye to a crewmate this episode, so get your hanky ready or use your sleeve or whatever, just prepare to have your innards stepped on in the name of emotional manipulation.

You're listening to:

June Clark Eubanks as Glenda and the Albatros

Kevin Hall as Greg

Eric Perry as Mr. Southers, Dr. von Haber-Zetzer, and Joe

Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie

Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline

Tim Sherburn as Colin and Buck

Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben

Richard Cowen as Leet

With Sarah Golding as Mrs. Sheffield

Introducing Iri Alexander as Julie and

Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Thanks to Jessica Vest for this week?s suggestion for Naming Head One. Music by John Faley; art by Lucas Elliott; Oz 9 was written and produced by Shannon Perry. 

Until next time, space monkeys!

2020-03-02
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episode thirty-three: If you say so, Frog Butt

No one said life in space would be easy. Though if they'd listened closely, the people buying seats on the Oz ships might have heard G2 officials mutter under their breath about how easy death in space was going to be ...

Anyway, it's a Thursday aboard the Oz 9, which means Leet is optimistic about their chances of survival. He's alone in that, but hey, he's a rebel. 

You're listening to:

Richard Cowen as Leet

Tim Sherburn as Colin

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie

June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros

Kevin Hall as Cal who we?re probably going to call Greg from now on

Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise

Eric Perry as Joe and Dr. von Haber Zetzer

Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline, and

Richard Nadolny as your narrator

Special thanks to Kiyomi for naming our zebra Greg, and thanks to Dwayne for this episode's #NamingHeadOne suggestion.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

2020-02-16
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episode thirty-two: It's stuck in my cravat

I've pretty much decided that some weeks ago, I ate the fugu, and everything since has been some sort of weird fever dream. I mean, that's the only thing that makes sense, right?

RIGHT?

You?ve been listening to:

Kevin Hall as Cal and Greg the Zebra

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie

Eric Perry as Joe, Dr. von Haber Zetzer, and Head One

Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily

Richard Cowen as Leet

Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise

June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros

Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline and

Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Our theme music and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Until next time, space monkeys.

2020-02-02
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episode thirty-one and a half: Scrummy nuns and dodgy deacons

Otherwise known as "The Origin of Colin Smith," this mini ep gives some background into-

Ah ah ? you almost got me, there. Nope. I'm not telling. I'm afraid you'll have to listen like it's 2020 or something.

You're listening to:

Eric Perry as Mr. Southers

Kevin Hall as Spotty Bosh

and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Our theme and other music is by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. 

Until next time, Space Monkeys.

2020-01-19
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