Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9

Nice family gets along great.

Approachability: 3/10 ( Violent, scary, funny, creative )

Content Warnings: Blood/Violence; Home invasion; Jump scares

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We came here to talk about They Live and chew bubblegum?

Approachability: 9/10 ( Creepy but not graphic. An A-list B-movie. )

Content Warnings: Creepy imagery; Police brutality; Gun violence

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Looks like someone didn't read the Live Laugh Love sign in the family room?

Approachability: 3/10 ( Scary and unsettling. Lots of visuals to haunt your dreams. )

Content Warnings: Animal/child death; Jump Scares; Creepy faces/imagery; Strong Depression narrative; Extreme high pitch noises

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This is why I dress like Winnie the Pooh

Approachability: 6/10 ( Over the top agitprop comedy. Gory, not scary )

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Child death; Labor exploitation

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Hey, do you think it smells like inthebox around here?

Special Guests: Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror! 

Approachability: 3/10 ( Dark, bleak, gross, and creepy )

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Graphic rape/torture description; Suicide; Fatphobic, homophobic, ableist slurs; Kevin Spacey

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Sometimes you gotta do more than just punch N*zis.

Approachability: 1/10 ( Gore fest w plenty of jump scares & creative deaths )

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore; Claustrophobia; Animal death

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He's just a brat. Don't lose your head.

Approachability: 7/10 ( A couple of classic horror-y deaths, but pretty campy overall )

Content Warnings: Child death; Suicide; Jump scares; Over the top death scenes

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Dirtbike shitheads are at it again

Approachability: 5/10 ( Not as gory & we thought; More fairy-tale horror than gloopy/gloppy horror )

Content Warnings: Child death; Jump Scares; Blood/Gore; Suicide; Domestic Abuse

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Maybe don't buy a Plymouth

Special Guest: Chris Brown

Approachability: 9/10 ( Made-for-TV drama-thriller )

Content Warnings: Road rage tension; jump scares.

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What goes around comes around.

Approachability: 8/10 (Good-hearted (but still exploitative), dark morality tale)

Content Warnings: Ableist caricatures/epithets; body horror

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The title is the plot.

Special Guest: Jen Brown 

Approachability: 1/10 ( Scary as shit )

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; Child death; Creepy shit; Suicide

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Hollywood's a cutthroat business

Approachability: 6/10 (Bloody and twisted, but super fun )

Content Warnings: Animal death; Jump scares; Blood/gore

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What if a city? but also a giant monster?

Special Guest Brie Williams 

Approachability: 4/10 (Action-packed found-footage with scares and some gore)

Content Warnings: Disturbing disaster footage; Shaky camera; Aggressive spiderlike creatures; Blood/Gore; Jump scares.

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Salesman of the Year: Cheech Marin

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders 

Approachability: 4/10 (Splattery action/comedy; Not scary, but pretty gross)

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault; Gun Violence; Blood/Gore; Ableist/Racist/Sexist Language

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Welcome to Nun Island

Approachability: 3/10 ( The scares are clunky, but it gets gory when it wants )

Content Warnings: Stabby murders; Blood/gore; Animal Cruelty; Body Horror; Creepy kids

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Look, ma! Two hands!

Approachability: 4/10 ( Arty as hell but when it goes Horror it goes Hard )

Content Warnings: Slashery Blood/gore, Animal death, Rape, Suicide, Child abuse

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PSA: Always wear your seatbelt!

Special Guest: Julia Schifini 

Approachability: 9/10 ( Campy satire; A couple of gory scenes but far more comedy than horror)

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore

For an episode about Vacaciones de Terror (1989), check out ¡Uy Que Horror!'s really fun episode on this wild-ass film.

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This movie is about f*ckin' cars.

Approachability: 2/10 ( Dark, tragic, and Cronenberg-level body horrors )

Content Warnings: Body Horror; Blood/Gore

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There's a metaphor in this film somewhere. I'm sure of it.

Approachability: 8/10 ( Way more 90s action/sci-fi than horror )

Content Warnings: Animal harm/death; Blood/gore

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Throw a party worthy of the end of the world

Approachability:  10/10 ( Beautiful and campy and creepy)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Mild blood; Cruelty

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Are you there, God? It's me, Brian De Palma's male gaze.

Approachability: 4/10 ( Bloody bully-fest )

Content Warnings: Extreme Bullying; Child Abuse; Bloody violence; Animal Death; Description of rape

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Hornt up? for death!

Approachability: 3/10 (Very silly and fun, with tons of gory practical fx)

Content Warnings: Strobe lights; Overt misogyny; Extreme Blood/Gore

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The lesson here is get better friends

Approachability: 2/10 (Relentless stalker horror)

Content Warnings: Abusive relationship; Stalking; Suicide; Gaslighting; Blood/gore

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"It's giving Lana-Del-Rey-coquette-Tumblr-girl realness"

Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin 

Approachability: 8/10 (It's mild, horror-wise, but creepy in every sense of the word)

Content Warnings: Child Sexual assault; Creepy imagery; Animal Death; Actual Animal Harm;

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"Unsafe at Any Speed"

Approachability: 3/10 (When it decides to get graphic, it absolutely does)

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Animal death; Suicide; Ableist caricatures; Racist narratives

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Ever wondered how to get murdered by snails?

Approachability: 7/10 (Someone gory, scary, but ultimately very goofy)

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Stalking; Predatory men

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Shorts: Buffy S4E10 "Hush" (1999); Unedited Footage of a Bear (2015); Seasons Greetings (2016); Curve (2021); LOCAL58TV ?Weather Service? (2017); The Strange Thing About the Johnsons (2011)

Playlist of shorts here and Buffy is here.

Approachability: ??/10 (Approachability varies here)

Content Warnings: Creepy faces; Jump scares; Doppelganger; Disassociation; Blood/Gore; Incest; Sexual Assault

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National Treasure meets DaVinci Code meets Blair Witch

Approachability: 2/10 (Claustrophobic as heck)

Content Warnings: claustrophobia; creepy figures; suicide; jump scares; some blood

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Halloween Bonus Episode on 10/30. We're watching Buffy S4E10 "Hush" and selected horror short films. Playlist of short available here, and Buffy is available here.

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This is why we ended the Space Shuttle program

Approachability: 6/10 (Lots of tension/release; but not very bloody at all)

Content Warnings: Child death; Jump scares; Nail in foot; Some blood/gore

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Shorts: Lights Out (2013); Moonstruck (2023); The Ten Steps (2012); Abracitos (2022); Portrait of God (2022); Good Hands (2016); Teaching Jake aout the Camcorder, Jan '97 (2021); Bedfellows (2014); Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (2011)

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Approachability: ??/10 (Approachability varies wildly here)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Scary faces/figures in dark; Infant death; Blood/Gore

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Hey Siri, leave me the fuck alone

Approachability: 8/10 (It's tense, like an artsy thriller, but it pulls its horror punches)

Content Warnings: Sexual & Medical Torture; Imprisonment

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Friday the 13th Bonus Ep on 9/13! We'll be watching short horror films. Here's a playlist, so you can watch along, too.

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Dr Baddoctor versus Capt Evilsoldier!

Special Guest: Alex Steed https://linktr.ee/alexsteed

Approachability: 2/10 (If you can handle lotsa zombie gore, you're good to go on this one)

Content Warnings: Graphic blood/gore; Rape threats; Gun suicide; Racist epithets; In-episode discussions of mass-shootings, Covid-lockdown, & depression

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Expressionistic Germans are at it again.

Approachability: 9/10 (Another b&w classic; A must-watch, but also a good-watch)

Content Warnings: Child predator; 1930s German police

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A gorgeous PSA about going to Sex Hell

Approachability: 9/10 (Gorgeous b&w classic; Very accessible and well worth your time)

Content Warnings: Dog death; Creepy imagery

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Are you haunted or do you just need help?

Approachability: 6/10 (Slasher-y stabbings and lots of misogyny)

Content Warnings: Suicide; Pimping/Sexual Intimidation; Creepy Ghosts; Ghost of Deceased Parent; Stalking; Violent Stabbings; Bullying

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Satan-loving French people are at it again

Approachability: 4/10 (Goes hard into spooky/creepy)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Creepy imagery; Trapped underwater; Claustrophobia; Haunted House suspense

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?Enjoy your stay. Nothing can go wrong.?

Approachability: 9/10 (PG-Rated level scares/violence)

Content Warnings: Mild blood; Snake attack

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If you liked "Go the F*ck to Sleep," have we got a movie for you.

Approachability: 7/10 ( Silly, but way bloodier than you think it's going to be )

Content Warnings: Zombie blood & gore; Vomit

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Those express trains get you every time.

Approachability: 8/10 ( Cool/stylish dystopian sci-fi more than horror )

Content Warnings: Creepy Imagery; Blood/gore; Suicide; Hypodermic Needles

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This movie brings to mind the old Cameo phrase: "Aowwww"

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders 

Approachability: 5/10 ( Very 80s gross-out FX )

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; AIDS; Sexual Assault

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Who are you?

Special Guest: Janina Matthewson 

Approachability: 3/10 ( Smart, complex film that's very very intense )

Content Warnings: Stalking; Rape; Disassociation; Blood/Gore; Gaslighting

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Unlock the car door, Chad. Chad! Chad!!!

Approachability:  2/10 ( It has ALL the horror movie bells & whistles )

Content Warnings: Violent sexual assault; Date rape; Gaslighting; Blood/gore; Hand-held/shaky footage throughout; Jump scares

Alternate Ending 

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What if Alien? but with titties?

Approachability: 3/10 ( Action/Sci-fi more than horror, but still lots of gore & jump scares )

Content Warnings: Body horror; Violent Sexual Assault; Kidnapping/Torture; Blood/Gore; Jump scares

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Tonight, on a very special episode of Drink Masters?

Approachability: 7/10 ( Tense scary, not gory scary or jumpy scary. )

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault; Domestic violence; Racist caricature

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They are not communsts or immigrants. They are ants. That's all.

Special Guest: Andrew Scahill 

Approachability: 9/10 ( Papier mache ants! )

Content Warnings: Giant Bugs; Creepy kid; Jump scares

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I wish I loved anything as much as Diana loves eating guinea pigs

Approachability: 8/10 ( Soap opera-level horror; Silly and fun)

Content Warnings: TV level of blood/gore; Lizard people; Prisoner (sexual) abuse; Suicide

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If you outlaw armpit pincers, only outlaws will have armpit pincers

Approachability: 3/10 ( Mostly sick and sometimes silly zombie body horror )

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Body horror; Sexual assault; Infant death

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A how-to on churning butter and milking your axe handle

Approachability: 7/10 ( Not scary, more disturbing, like a tour of a torture museum )

Content Warnings: Medieval torture; Witch burnings; Elder Abuse; Gaslighting; Entrapment

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A gentle, optimistic film about the benevolence of strangers

Approachability: 1/10 ( Bleak, tragic, terrifying home invasion pic )

Content Warnings: Home Invasion; Child Death; Dog Death; Physical/Psychological Torture?

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Therapy: The Movie

Approachability: 6/10 ( Absurd, sometimes gory, dark comedy )

Content Warnings: Dissociation; Suicide; Blood/Gore

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