Monster Crazy

We go on an expedition to the Amazon River, where THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON falls in love with us and tries to drag us to a  watery grave.

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We are trapped underground on vacation by a cave-in, and then are hunted by subterranean carnivores known only as... THE CRAWLERS FROM THE DESCENT.

A monstersation with Trevor Henderson @slimyswampghost. We had a great discussion about all things monster and horror. Check it out and check out Trevor's art!

While lost in a scaaaary museum, we have our heads sliced off and our hypothamaluses sucked out by the KOTHOGA, also known as MBWUN, from the movie and book The Relic.

We are mimicked, stalked, and stuffed with straw and rags by a squad of sinister simulacra known as SCARECROWS...

We are seduced and driven to madness by the nasty titular character from Junji Ito's horror manga TOMIE.

We are a tricked by a decoy of a close friend that turns out to be CLAYFACE, and we are bludgeoned to death when he transforms his hand into a morningstar.

We have our gills clogged by the deep sea slimy blood sock that is the HAGFISH, and then it burrows deep inside our flesh to eat us from the inside out.

While researching hagfish for our next episode, Monster Host Cameron became encased in the viscous slime of the nasty subject, and has been stuck in there for about a week, repeatedly beating his high score on Doodle Jump. Instead of our standard programming, please join Monster Host Kai and special guest Patches (@senator_gun on Twitter) as they babble on about the moon and why it's weird.

I think the name says it all here

EPISODE 26: We are conquered by a militaristic and organized legion of HOBGOBLINS FROM D&D, along with hobgoblin expert Monsterologist Jay.

While trying to warn everyone in our town, we are zapped into cotton candy cocoons by the KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE.

We have a terrifying conversation about what makes evil kids so scarily terrifying and what makes creepy fetuses so disgustingly eerie and other stuff like that.

We spot a strange figure in the background of a photo and then are stalked and terrorized by the terrifyingly tall SLENDER MAN.

We escape our religious mothers into a disgusting dingy basement populated by the bosses of Binding of Isaac, and they all kill us a bunch.

Some technical difficulties this week so I am just going to talk about some movies I think you should watch

We explore a toxic underwater cave and are assailed by the DNA-accelerated mutant monsters from the 1990 movie The Rift.

We attract a sandworm with our rhythmic podcasting and are swallowed whole by it on the desert planet of Arrakis.

We are dragged into the woods and mauled by the most supernatural and prehistoric carnivores of the animal kingdom: Bears.

We are haunted and shrieked at by the Jersey Devil while lost in the magical Pine Barrens of New Jersey. Season 1 Finale!

We are invaded, assimilated, and compleated by the most evilest and biomechanicalest villains of Magic: The Gathering, the Phyrexians.

We are stomped, bitten, smashed, crushed, slimed, soundwaved, dropped, zapped, knifed, axed, and rammed by the giant bioluminescent kaiju of Pacific Rim.

We walk the plank into the slavering, toothy maw of the fearsome Sarlacc, the star of Return of the Jedi.

We are facehugged, chestbursted, and generally attacked by the fearsome xenomorph of Alien fame.

We are haunted and swarmed by two different iterations of tiny mischievous critters from the movie Don't Be Afraid of the Dark and its remake.

We delve into the complicated lore of the Dark Tower to talk about its illegitimate antichrist figure: Mordred Deschain. And introducing the WHEEL OF MONSTER! 

A molten meteor crash lands in our backyard and we poke it with a stick only to be engulfed by the oopy goopy nasty wasty Blob.

We are joined by Branson @necrobranson from E1 to become human pets for the stupidest, fattest, and awesomest Dungeons & Dragons monster, the Hill Giant.

We are kind of like twins because we are so similar and cool, so we decided to talk about two different sets of scary monster twins.

We hike to a secluded cabin in the woods where we are latched onto and sucked dry by the giant slimy ticks from Ticks.

Something new today... We bring our own devilish creations to the show. Prepare to meet the Eyes-in-the-Night Killer and the Princess Baby God.

We Spy-Kids-3-teleport inside of Mortal Kombat and are smashed to smithereens by the Oni Tormentor himself, Drahmin.

We are joined by @senator_gun on a quest deep into the subterranean lair of the fearsome, paranoid, and incredibly racist Beholder of Dungeons & Dragons fame.

We explore the outerspace Monster Graveyard until we encounter Seabozu, the most depressed and whiny kaiju of all time.

We swoop into Maryland to investigate the folkloric bird-dragon chimera known as the Snallygaster, and to be torn to shreds by its razor sharp beak. We also get terrified by how much it is like a train.

We slither on down to the sewer to sift through some toxic waste and be attacked by the part-xenomorph-part-fetus-all-slimy Suckling from 1990's The Suckling. Check out the show's twitter account at www.twitter.com/monstercrazypod for some visual aids.

In our inaugural episode we take a vacation to gorgeous Derry, Maine to get scared and eaten by Pennywise, Stephen King's famous creepy carnivorous clown.