Monday Morning Podcast

Bill rambles about 'getting too old for this shit', Maynard's birthday show, and blue collar lingo.

The Tim Ferris Show:   Tim Ferriss has been listed as one of Fast Company?s ?Most Innovative Business People,? and Newsweek has also called him ?the world?s best guinea pig.?  He?s the author of five #1 New York Times and Wall Street Journal bestsellers, including The 4-Hour Workweek and Tools of Titans: The Tactics, Routines, and Habits of Billionaires, Icons, and World-Class Performers.  You can find The Tim Ferriss Show wherever you get your podcasts. 

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Bill rambles about the 80's, war for resources, and driving at night in Los Angeles.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:50) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 4-18-16 Bill rambles about getting mauled, 
French maids, and vampires.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: The Allman Brothers - Jessica

Bill rambles about presenting an award, the passage of time, and more corporate lingo.

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Bil rambles about the tooth 'fairy', OJ Simpson, and yelling with raised eye-brows.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:25) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 4-11-26 - Bill rambles about
Shell Companies, the Bruins, and Ice Cream Parlors.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude - Smashing Pumpkins - Zero

Bill rambles about Yellow Springs, the eclipse, and corporate lingo.

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Bill rambles about real estate agents, Steve Martin, and a small airport.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(34:27) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 4-416 - Bill rambles about cake walks, psychos and Detroit.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Gilad Hekselman - Eye in the Sky

Bill rambles about the history of the easter bunny, Ohtani 'not gambling', and surprise nose jobs.

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Bill rambles about back alley weed gummies, the Patrice O'Neal Benefit, and the Von Erich brothers.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(29:57) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-28-16 Bill rambles about scooters, skateboards, and STDs.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude - GZA - Liquid Swords

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Bill rambles about Missouri, the 'perfect man' robot, and I Dream Of Jeannie.

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Bill rambles with Dave Elitch about his new course 'Stay Out Of Your Own Way', musical injuries, and bruising easily.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(44:42) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-21-16 Bill rambles about Andrew Jackson, 
douche bags, and clam on clam violence. 

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Smashing Pumpkins - Zero

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Bill rambles about St. Patrick's day, bear claw donuts, and which TV character he'd like to be.

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Bill rambles with Esther Povitsky about being 'alone together', snacks that let you down, and her new movie 'Drugstore June' .

Drugstore June is available to rent or buy on all platforms.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(40:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-14-26 - Bill rambles about World War II Leaflets, Los Angeles, and painting your own home.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Madonna - I'll Remember

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Bill rambles about Irish looking people, going to Indianapolis, and revolting against face I.D.

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Bill rambles about parking garage valets, world building, and getting drunk with DeRosa back in the day.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 

(31:36) - Thursday Throwback 3-7-16 Bill rambles about blow, cake, and the UFC.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Chico Hamilton - Conquistadors 

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Bill rambles about nasty yoga studios, fasting, and ice-wall logic.

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Bill rambles about '60s social scenes, the legendary Richard Lewis, and old television habits.

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Bill rambles about his shows in the Pacific Northwest, weight-loss drugs, and having a 'go-bag'.

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Bill rambles about back springs, the patriarchy, and Portland.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(34:36) - Thursday Throwback 2-22-16 - Bill rambles about winter, the NBA, and Hitler.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Phish - Bathtub Gin (7/25/17)

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Bill rambles about happy loud people, flat earth motivation, and cheerleaders.

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Bill rambles with Joe Bartnick about old casinos, assisted reality, and broadcast gimmicks.

Bill rambles about the Super Bowl, leaving a loud party, and the Sphere.

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Bill rambles about car jacks, arguing, and doing his act in French.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:28) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-8-16 Bill rambles about the Broncos, three toed sloths, and putting your dick on the table. 

(01:32:48) - Anything Better Super Bowl Preview & 'I Bought You A Gift With Your Money' with Paul Virzi

Bill rambles about his fast food dreams, Escape from New York, and losing to the market.

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Bill rambles with Jon Lovitz about how little respect they have for each other.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(01:04:21) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-1-16 - Bill rambles about 
Girl Scout Cookies, Open Carry, and Superbowl Analysis.

Bill rambles about the NFL Championship games, cold plunges, and an evil sister-in-law.

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Bill rambles about 'wide right', money, and entourages.

00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

32:05 - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-25-16 Bill rambles about the Patriots loss, the Bonzo Bash, and the world's poop.

01:38:12 - Anything Better Championship Weekend Preview & Picks with Paul Virzi

Bill rambles about the second staircase, the Epstein list, and birthday gifts.

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Bill rambles about the election, pump up music, and studio musicians.

00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

32:00 - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-18-16 - Bill rambles about Vancouver, Hail Mary's and El Chapo.

01:34:35 - Anything Better NFL Divisional Playoffs Preview & Picks

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Bill rambles about being in the mountains, Peacock, and A.I. training us.

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Bill rambles about the great Bill Belechick, drumming at the Bon Scott tribute, and tough gigs.

The 11th Annual Patrice O'Neal Comedy Benefit

Tuesday, March 26th New York City Center131 West 55th St. 

Tickets can be purchased online at nycitycenter.org/Patrice2024

00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

32:55 - Thursday Throwback 1-11-16 - Bill rambles about lasagna, heights, and vasectomies.

01:31:04 - Super Wild Card Weekend NFL Preview & Picks

Bill rambles about bob sledding, public restrooms, and gout.

New Dates Added:  www.billburr.com/TOUR

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Bill rambles about the upcoming Dean Delray Bonscott Tribute, old school slapping, and Boston sports.

(00:00)  Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(29:51) Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-4-14 - Bill rambles about the Rose Bowl, the Stanford Band, and the "I'm sorry" fall.

(01:38:57) Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks with Paul Virzi

Bill rambles about the Rose Bowl, tailgating, and Southwestern Airlines.

Bill rambles about hitting the scale, sex with robots, and orange slices with your coffee.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 

(33:35) - Thursday Throwback 12-28-23 - Bill rambles about lumberjacks, Alan Jazeera, and liking the odds. 

(01:34:34) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks

Bill rambles about Christmas Day, having a back-up plan for your dreams, and realizing you're the asshole.

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Bill rambles with Joe Bartnick about working at a driving range, touring together, and shooting Old Dads.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(47:08) -  Thursday Throwback 12-21-23 Bill rambles about dog shit, tape worms, and giving thanks.

(01:41:25) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks

Bill rambles about seeing Queens of the Stone Age, 'no make-up', and Southwest Airlines overweight passenger policy.

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Bill rambles with Adam Driver about his new film Ferrari - directed by Michael Mann, questioning their careers, and 'pre-psychiatry' times.  

Ferrari opens Christmas Day in theaters.

(00:00)  - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(39:34) - Thursday Throwback 12-14-23 Bill rambles about Human Cellophane, personal information, and the Dominican Republic.

(01:35:11) - Anything Better Week 15 NFL Picks & Preview

Bill rambles about puking, the election, and electric cars.

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Bill rambles with Gavin Matts about his new special, Canada, and guns.

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(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(55:41) - Thursday Throwback 12-7-15 Bill rambles about Christmas, buying a car, and the Patriots.

(01:06:10) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks Week

Bill rambles about 2024 Tour Dates, Ozempic, and starting a book club.

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Bill rambles about clutter, the algorithm, and old politicians.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:33) - Thursday Throwback 11-23-15 Bill rambles about drinking yourself to death, giant fish tanks, and the draw play.

(01:26:50) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks 

Bill rambles about car shows, ripping coffee, shampoo.

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Bill rambles about black Friday, Charlie Brown, and Soda.

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(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(28:24) - Thursday Throwback 11-23-15: Bill rambles about Thanksgiving, failed pilots, and blowing off weddings.

(01:25:41) - Anything Better Thanksgiving Grievances and NFL Preview & Picks

Bill rambles about addictive cellphone game addiction, Las Vegas capitalism, and old school food places.

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Bill rambles about egg cremes, Monaco, and getting deep.

(00:00) Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(34:14) Thursday Throwback: 11-16-23: Bill rambles about MSG show, Thanksgiving Douche, and Ronda Rousey fight.

(01:31:46) Anything Better Week 11 NFL Preview & Picks

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Bill rambles about Madison Square Garden, a cashless society, and Old Dads.

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Bill rambles about the Scope Arena, the price of a Big Mac, and Icelandic broads.

 (00:00) - (31:03) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:07) - (01:17:26) - Thursday Throwback 11-9-15

(01:17:30) - end - Anything Better Week 10 NFL Preview & Picks

Bill rambles about room service, iconic Vegas fountains, and sign language at comedy shows.

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Bill rambles about his morning, Manhattan Transfer, and Saturday Night Live with the lovely Nia.

(00:00) - (31:58)  Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:13) - (01:50:47) Thursday Throwback

(01:50:50) - end  Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks

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