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On Below Deck Down Under, the rift between Lara and Tzarina grows, with Alesia caught in the middle. Meanwhile, newbie Nic must fess up about his crimes against humanity. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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This week on Top Chef: Destination Canada, the cheftestants must make magic out of their Chipotle lunch orders.  Afterwards they must present a progressive pickle meal, which proves to be a dill-breaker for one unlucky chef. To watch this recap on video, listen to our White Lotus bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com 

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This week on Top Chef: Destination Canada, the cheftestants must make magic out of their Chipotle lunch orders.  Afterwards they must present a progressive pickle meal, which proves to be a dill-breaker for one unlucky chef. To watch this recap on video, listen to our White Lotus bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com 

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Porsha Williams brings the Real Housewives of Atlanta cast to Nashville - everyone but Drew, who’s left behind with nothing else to do but fight with Ralph in court and go to Dennis’s hookah bar afterwards.  Luckily she has an ally in Angela and perhaps some bunk beds to enjoy next episode.   To watch this recap on video, listen to our White Lotus bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com

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Porsha Williams brings the Real Housewives of Atlanta cast to Nashville - everyone but Drew, who’s left behind with nothing else to do but fight with Ralph in court and go to Dennis’s hookah bar afterwards.  Luckily she has an ally in Angela and perhaps some bunk beds to enjoy next episode.   To watch this recap on video, listen to our White Lotus bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com 

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This week on Summer House, Jesse Solomon chides Ciara for touching him, and Ciara chides Imrul for turning the house into a bordello. Paige, meanwhile, has anxiety when she realizes she’s going to have to dump Craig at some point.

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This week on Summer House, Jesse Solomon chides Ciara for touching him, and Ciara chides Imrul for turning the house into a bordello. Paige, meanwhile, has anxiety when she realizes she’s going to have to dump Craig at some point.

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This week on Crappy Hour, Bethenny gets more ammo for her Reality Reckoning, Kyle almost gets curb stomped while filming a nutty dog lady, RHOA stars are fighting after the salon debacle, and all the other Bravo News we can fit into an hour. We're live every other Monday at 530 PT!

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One episode in, and The Valley is predictably a s**tshow. Jax is more violent than ever, Jesse and Michelle hate each other, and Kristen… well, she’s just happy she can tell a few people “TOLD YOU SO.” You can watch this recap on video, listen to our White Lotus Recaps, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  Tickets for our North American tour on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion concludes with Kyle talking about her separation, Sutton sharing about Reba, and Garcelle storming out. Overreaction or a well deserved F-you?  You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at  Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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On Below Deck Down Under, Captain Jason has to make some tough choices about Johnny and Wihan.  Who stays? Who goes? And will Harry walk RIGHT OFF THIS BOAT? Meanwhile, Tzarina and Lara’s tense relationship takes a few more babysteps into the limelight, and we cannot wait to see how it implodes. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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We join Top Chef Canada under a freeway and no one even offered us a hit. WTF? To watch this recap on video, listen to our White Lotus bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com 

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We join Top Chef Canada under a freeway and no one even offered us a hit. WTF? To watch this recap on video, listen to our White Lotus bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com

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Real Housewives of Atlanta centers on the aftermath of Kenya’s salon stunt. The girls rally, but who are they rallying around? And is Brit going to waste her temporary goodwill by the end of the episode? To watch this recap on video, listen to our White Lotus bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com

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We’re live in Chicago to cover Summer House! Jessie hosts a Shabbat dinner as an excuse to sing for too long, Lindsay confronts Carl with a wonky Lil timeline, and Paige talks herself out of the Craig of it all. To watch our video recaps, listen to our White Lotus bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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We are live in Boston to recap the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion part two! Sutton is on some kind of a sedative, Jennifer Tilly eats candy, and Dori gets in some sick burns about main road living. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Denise Richards & Her Wild Things fills its last episode with a family photo shoot and a lesson on body makeup. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our White Lotus Recaps, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  Tickets for our North American tour on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com

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This is part 2

On Below Deck Down Under, a tense day at work bubbles over into an evening of scolding, tears, and one very consequential mistake. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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This is part one of a two-part recap

On Below Deck Down Under, a tense day at work bubbles over into an evening of scolding, tears, and one very consequential mistake. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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It’s the episode we’ve been bracing for on Real Housewives of Atlanta.  Kenya brings on her own demise when she displays posters of Brit at her hair spa opening. It’s… not good. To watch this recap on video, listen to our White Lotus bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com

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It’s the episode we’ve been bracing for on Real Housewives of Atlanta.  Kenya brings on her own demise when she displays posters of Brit at her hair spa opening. It’s… not good. To watch this recap on video, listen to our White Lotus bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com

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The 10th season of Southern Charm concludes with part 2 of the reunion. Venita and JT mend their wonky relationship, and the cast confronts Craig about his temper. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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This week on Summer House, Carl faux-launches his Soft Bar concept with a Friends & Family event in NJ. Jesse, meanwhile, faces scrutiny over a sucked toe and heavy flirtations.  You can watch this recap on video, listen to our White Lotus Recaps, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  Tickets for our North American tour on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com

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This is part one of a two-part recap

This week on Summer House, Carl faux-launches his Soft Bar concept with a Friends & Family event in NJ. Jesse, meanwhile, faces scrutiny over a sucked toe and heavy flirtations.  You can watch this recap on video, listen to our White Lotus Recaps, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  Tickets for our North American tour on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com

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Charlie Sheen makes his big reality TV debut on this week’s Denise Richards & Her Wild Things.  We learn he likes lentil soup, has fears of carrots, and recently got his neck done. Check out the ep for all the sordid details.  You can watch this recap on video, listen to our White Lotus Recaps, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  Tickets for our North American tour on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com

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This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion, Dorit talks about her crumbling marriage, and Erika, whose season revolved around wallpaper, accuses Garcelle of being uninteresting. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at  Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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This is part one of a two-part recap!

This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion, Dorit talks about her crumbling marriage, and Erika, whose season revolved around wallpaper, accuses Garcelle of being uninteresting. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at  Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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On Below Deck Down Under, Wihan does less and less and complains more and more, which frustrates everyone and sets the season on a course to chaos. Yay! It’s all set in motion by a foam party for some douchey guests, so get ready for some mopping drama. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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This week on Crappy Hour, Garcelle leaves RHOBH, Erika Jayne might have to pay the piper, Bethenny gets read by Dolores, Brit makes an ass out of herself on RHOA, Brooke comes for Denise Richards, and all the other Bravo News we can fit into an hour. We're live every other Monday at 530 PT!

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Brit reveals herself to be a true tryhard on The Real Housewives of Atlanta when she throws a fit at a bank party for zero reason and announces that she’s got a pistol. Meanwhile, Drew records … something with Hot Dog Dubin and Shamea records something with someone who most likely doesn’t specialize in weiners. To watch this recap on video, listen to our White Lotus bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com

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Brit reveals herself to be a true tryhard on The Real Housewives of Atlanta when she throws a fit at a bank party for zero reason and announces that she’s got a pistol. Meanwhile, Drew records … something with Hot Dog Dubin and Shamea records something with someone who most likely doesn’t specialize in weiners. To watch this recap on video, listen to our White Lotus bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com

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We’re live for Summer House in Philly! Jessie is without a girl to rub on, so he lets his “toe” get sucked in a foursome with Imrul. Guys it’s not his fault. Women just want him so badly! Also, Kyle and Craig go toe to toe in their spritzer wars, and Carl meets Lil’s parents. Huge Lemur energy. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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We’re live in DC to cover the Southern Charm Reunion Part One! Craig cries about Paige, Shep and Molly talk about bangin, and Venita and JT get into a very confusing timeline fight. To watch this recap on video, listen to our White Lotus bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Top Chef: Canada is in full swing and we’re finally here to run down the chefs via their bios and to talk turkey about the first few episodes. Bon appetit! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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The Valley is back for season 2 and we’re here to trash the trailer shot by shot. Will Michelle get caught being a high priced call girl? Will Brittany finally rid herself of the Jax scourge? Will Janet ever wear anything other than rayon? Let’s find out! You can watch the video version of this along with all our other recaps and catch our White Lotus bonus episodes over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com 

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This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season finale, Sutton has another hissy fit in St. Lucia, and this time she’s dressed as a bird. Also, Tom is sentenced and Erika brings out her ole victim act again. Rinse and repeat.  You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at  Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season finale, Sutton has another hissy fit in St. Lucia, and this time she’s dressed as a bird. Also, Tom is sentenced and Erika brings out her ole victim act again. Rinse and repeat.  You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at  Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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On Below Deck Down Under, Wihan continues to be utterly useless as he lazes about the boat and whines anytime anyone calls him out. Meanwhile, Lara tries to cobble together a Fear Factor dinner featuring cooked bat. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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On The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kelli throws a Mommy and Me event at Balmain, which leads to a flurry of ‘90s era pop culture insults. We honestly couldn’t ask for more. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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This is part one of a two-part recap!

On The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kelli throws a Mommy and Me event at Balmain, which leads to a flurry of ‘90s era pop culture insults. We honestly couldn’t ask for more. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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On the season finale of Southern Charm, Venita confronts Ryan about barbershop rumors, Molly makes a move on Shep, Salley and Taylor sort of fight, and Craig bares his soul about the breakup that no one ever ever ever could see coming. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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During a pirate-themed episode of Summer House, Kyle and Craig finally come face to face to schedule their big face-to-face confrontation. Meanwhile, Carl invites a woman named Lil to the house, and Paige continues to display visible dissatisfaction about Craig.  Argggh! To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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In this week’s Denise Richards and Her Wild Things, Top Chef winner Brooke Williamson swings by to help Denise cook while Aaron hides his boner.  Meanwhile, Sami gets to see her new nose. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the St. Lucia vacay continues. Garcelle confronts Kyle about Morgan, but when she needs backup from Sutton, it’s just crickets. Naturally she repays the favor when Erika and Dorit have a go at Sutton the high seas. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Wihan has decided he’s in love on this week’s Below Deck Down Under. Will he be able to do one lick of work with his heart pounding so? No, but he finds plenty of time to be deeply offended by booty shorts and a refusal of free cheese plate labor. What a douche. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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This week on Crappy Hour Live, Dorit isn’t paying her bills (allegedly), Jax announces a coke addiction and a podcast tour, and Carl just wants us to let him be a Cake Eater. Join us live every other Monday at 5:30PT on YouTube Live (Youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens) or Instagram (@watchwhatcrappens) 

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Porsha is all out of sorts on this week’s Real Housewives of Atlanta because Dennis the Hot Dog Magnate is trying to get more camera time via Drew. Please don’t disrespect those that make us hair ambassadors, ma’am. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Porsha is all out of sorts on this week’s Real Housewives of Atlanta because Dennis the Hot Dog Magnate is trying to get more camera time via Drew. Please don’t disrespect those that make us hair ambassadors, ma’am. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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We’re in Minneapolis for this week’s Southern Charm! JT is accused of more dastardly deeds, Sally gets a boob redo, and Paige shows up to mock Craig. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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We’re live from Cinci to recap Summer House this week! Carl tries to get over Lindsay, Imrul bangs another ghost, and Jesse tries to figure out how to get himself out of the Lexi sitch. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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In this week’s Denise Richards and Her Wild Things, the girls plan a funeral for a gila monster and one of them gets their nose fileted to look more like their mom, who is spending most of the time arranging pans on her boobs for a cooking show shoot. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle cries about her husband being photographed with a younger woman and somehow not once is the name Morgan Wade brought up. Then the ladies begin a cast trip to St. Lucia where Sutton and Dorit gather troops to fight in the battle of Lush V Poor. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle cries about her husband being photographed with a younger woman and somehow not once is the name Morgan Wade brought up. Then the ladies begin a cast trip to St. Lucia where Sutton and Dorit gather troops to fight in the battle of Lush V Poor. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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In the wake (get it??) of a jetski incident, the crew ups its game to entertain the guests on Below Deck Down Under. There can only be one solution: captain in a kimono.  Also, a new sous chef arrives and only has to wait 13 minutes before a guy tries to make out with her! To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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We’re talking the season finale and reunion of Southern Hospitality today. The gang tries to confront Will about cheating accusations at a pretend law prom, but he sneaks away. Luckily, they get to pin him down at the Clubhouse reunion… or do they?? Vicious lies are exposed, and no one will ever be the same!!

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Real Housewives of Atlanta is back!  New cast, new drama, new strange green screens. What’s not to love when a legendary franchise rebounds? To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Real Housewives of Atlanta is back! New cast, new drama, new strange green screens. What’s not to love when a legendary franchise rebounds? To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Sienna finally breaks the news to Shep that she’s just not that into him on Southern Charm.  Plus, Austen and Craig finally bury the hatchet… at least until the next fight. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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The long shadow of Hannah Berner continues to rankle Kyle on Summer House, and Paige has had enough of it. Also, Lindsay has a gender reveal scavenger hunt that’s as fun as it sounds! To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Get Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria tour at watchwhatcrappens.com

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The long shadow of Hannah Berner continues to rankle Kyle on Summer House, and Paige has had enough of it. Also, Lindsay has a gender reveal scavenger hunt that’s as fun as it sounds! To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Get Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria tour at watchwhatcrappens.com

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We’re recapping the first two episodes of Denise Richards and Her Wild Things.  In the first ep, Denise tangles with Malibu plastic laws as she throws a BBQ for her family.  Then she hangs with Tori Spelling while her daughters head to raves and Taco Tuesday. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Sutton throws a fashion show, and Kathy Hilton walks the runway. Too bad she wasn’t a model.  Meanwhile, Kyle reels from paparazzi photos of Mauricio and a new lady friend.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Sutton throws a fashion show, and Kathy Hilton walks the runway. Too bad she wasn’t a model.  Meanwhile, Kyle reels from paparazzi photos of Mauricio and a new lady friend.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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This week on Crappy Hour Live, Venita claims that she’s been edited unfairly on Southern Charm, Southern Charm is showing up on White Lotus, and Karen Huger is in the pokey. Join us live every other Monday at 5:30PT on YouTube Live (Youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens) or Instagram (@watchwhatcrappens) 

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The gang tries to rescue some stray cats and Joey Marbles is creepily obsessing over Maddi on Southern Hospitality. Oh and Will is still being accused of banging people in the bathroom. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Self-described diva mermaids descend upon the Below Deck Down Under ship, and one is possibly drowned after being loaded onto faulty equipment. The other piece of faulty equipment, Wihan, has a lot of mating prospects, though, so who cares really? To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Stacey is confronted about TJ alleging he’s a hired actor on Real Housewives of Potomac, and Karen is still making excuses and isn’t even in the room to do it. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Southern Charm time! JT shows up to the group trip only to have a vacation walk off and a quick straddle, then Shep is ignored some more by the beauty queen. Don’t worry, though, he gets to parade around a boat with a shorts romper and it’s…something. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Kyle rage texts Paige before his DJ gig on Summer House and a new, proud f boy joins the house. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Get Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria tour at watchwhatcrappens.com

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There’s a Caviar and Caftans party on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Sutton rips Dorit for being poor after another comment on her alcohol intake. Who will end up with fish eggs on their face? To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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There’s a Caviar and Caftans party on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Sutton rips Dorit for being poor after another comment on her alcohol intake. Who will end up with fish eggs on their face? To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Douche cruise continues to douche up the Seychelles on Below Deck Down Under.  With Anthony gone, Tzarina has to cook and clean everything by herself, but luckily, she has a new love interest to keep her motivated.  OR DOES SHE?  To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Douche cruise continues to douche up the Seychelles on Below Deck Down Under.  With Anthony gone, Tzarina has to cook and clean everything by herself, but luckily, she has a new love interest to keep her motivated.  OR DOES SHE?  To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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As TJ launches Sir Weiners on Southern Hospitality, Joe Bradley leans into the fantasy that he’s actually married to Maddi. Meanwhile, Emmy and Will are stronger than ever! To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Mia is in full Mia mode as she tries to explain, excuse, and rewrite her stories on Real Housewives of Potomac. Plus, a sordid beef between Stacey and Viv emerges.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Shep reaches new levels of cringe as he continues to pursue Sienna on Southern Charm. It’s a text message we may never forget. Meanwhile, Craig laments the decline of his friendship with Austin. Thanks for listening to our TED talk. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Carl and Lindsay share words for the first time since the reunion on Summer House.  Plus, Ciara confronts West, and Jesse receives a koala hug. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Get Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria tour at watchwhatcrappens.com

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This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Dorit throws a July 4th party that devolves into a series of petty spats. First, Sutton has to wait in a foyer, then she calls Dorit a bitch, and then she throws a tiara. This is all before Erika even gets her once-a-year hot dog. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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This week on Crappy Hour, there’s a war a brewin between the North and South as the rhetoric from Southern Charm and Summer House cast members heats up amid the Craige Uncoupling. Also, Anne Marie sues a year after leaving RHOBH and leaves the Democrat party. We give the move a solid 8.5. Also, we catch up with the latest mess on Married to Medicine. Join us live every other Monday at 5:30PT on YouTube Live (Youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens) or Instagram (@watchwhatcrappens) 

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The sous makes a stand on Below Deck Down Under, and he does it on the International Douche Cruise, featuring a self-help guru who thanks God every day for his handsomeness.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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DJ Maddi LOfu**ingL and Joey Marbles pretend to tie the knot in Vegas on this week’s Southern Hospitality, and Will is still most definitely not cheating on Emmy. To prove it, Emmy unleashes rivers of mascara onto us and the city. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Time for the Real Housewives of Potomac reunion! Karen is missing but don’t worry. They still drag her for filth. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Time for the glamorous 2025 Golden Crappies! We’ve tallied your votes and are here at Town Hall in NYC to deliver the results with a star studded cast. Act Two features Kempire, Margaret Josephs (RHONJ) , Kara Berry from Everyone’s Business but Mine, Dylan Hafer from Betches, and Taylor Strecker from Taste of Taylor. To listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Time for the glamorous 2025 Golden Crappies! We’ve tallied your votes and are here at Town Hall in NYC to deliver the results with a star studded cast. Act One features Jessel Taank, Rebecca Minkoff, Patricia Alschtul, Kyle Cook, Danny Murphy, Dolores Catania, and Broadway’s own Danny Reichard! 

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Shep wants to impress everyone with his new young love on this week’s Southern Charm trip to the Bahamas, but it looks like the love in question has come down with a case of the ick. Shucks! To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Lindsay got the most important taco contract in her life, and it’s in her belly! Summer House returns with some fresh youngins and some old grudges. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Get Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria tour at watchwhatcrappens.com

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Garcelle tries to sit down and have a talk with Sutton’s mama on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and it doesn’t go well. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Garcelle tries to sit down and have a talk with Sutton’s mama on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and it doesn’t go well. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Friction continues to build between Tzarina and her sous on Below Deck Down Under.  Also, a love triangle is slowly building and Lara hates wrinkly sheets!  To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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The gang goes to Vegas to see DJ Maddi Reese play the biggest gig EVAR on Southern Hospitality.  But wait! What if Grace doesn’t wake up in time?  And will Will show up? To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Craig tries to sell beekeeping on Paige on Southern Charm, but she seems less than enthused.  Afterwards, Patricia hosts a men’s dinner where Whitney breaks a chair, Ryan says something, and Austen tries to be sophisticated.  Thanks to everyone who came to our Denver show!  Next stop, Cincinnati!

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Angie Katsanevas join us live in Salt Lake City as we recap the final installment of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.  What a tremendous season, and there cannot be a better way to send off this triumph than by recording in the heart of Utah. Thanks to everyone who showed up! To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Stream the 2025 Golden Crappies from anywhere in the world! Click below to get your tickets

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The Real Housewives of New York City ends its reunion. There’s a pavlova.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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The Real Housewives of New York City ends its reunion. There’s a pavlova.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Sutton brings Garcelle and Kyle to Augusta, GA on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills so that they can meet her mom Reba, and let us just tell you: what a kind and warm woman. Meanwhile, Kathy hosts a Capri dinner where she learns about Dorit and “PJ”’s crumbling relationship. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Sutton brings Garcelle and Kyle to Augusta, GA on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills so that they can meet her mom Reba, and let us just tell you: what a kind and warm woman. Meanwhile, Kathy hosts a Capri dinner where she learns about Dorit and “PJ”’s crumbling relationship. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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This week on Crappy Hour, Gretchen returns, the rumors about Brynn Whitfield swirl, and Paige DeSorbo seemingly moves on. Join us live every other Monday at 5:30PT on YouTube Live (Youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens) or Instagram (@watchwhatcrappens) 

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There’s a sous chef for the first time ever on Below Deck Down Under, and it’s not going to end well. Captain Jason is back, hotter than ever, and he’s got three flights of stairs that would make any crew lose their minds in record time. YAY!  To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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TJ hatches a plan to dominate the hot dog cart industry on Southern Hospitality, and Emmy pulls a No Call No Show at work. Call the police!. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Stacy’s dog fashion show is the set for the Real Housewives of Potomac season finale, and the dog poop is a flyin. Will she be able to get her point across to Karen before Karen barfs all of her lunch up? Let’s find out! To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Shep tries to arbitrate a sit down between Craig and Austen on Southern Charm, and Patricia reveals that his new girlfriend might have tried to bang Whitney first. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC and Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live threads,  go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com

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Shep tries to arbitrate a sit down between Craig and Austen on Southern Charm, and Patricia reveals that his new girlfriend might have tried to bang Whitney first. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC and Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live threads,  go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com

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Real Housewives of Salt Lake City’s second reunion features the husbands poorly standing up for their wives and we try to get to the bottom of what exactly Todd did over texts. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Stream the 2025 Golden Crappies from anywhere in the world! Click below to get your tickets

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The Real Housewives of New York City starts off its reunion by confronting Brynn with some of her lies. There are a lot of tears, a couple of terrible, badly composed apologies, and some Mrs Roper fashions. It’s…something.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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This is part two of a two-parter

Garcelle invites the ladies to her beach house on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Kyle finally apologizes for sending memes, and it was only memes ok?! To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Garcelle invites the ladies to her beach house on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Kyle finally apologizes for sending memes, and it was only memes ok?! To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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On the season finale of Below Deck Sailing Yacht, Gary pretends all he wants is a happy ending with Daisy, Danni tries to figure out how to give mopey Chase a happy ending, and both stews embarrass themselves with brattery and hopefully never work again in the industry. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Stacy is throwing together a doggy fashion show on Real Housewives of Potomac, but not everyone wants to participate. Plus, Kiearna coaxes Greg to actually shoot a scene with her.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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The gang lets Emmy know what Will’s been saying about her on Southern Hospitality, and it goes about as well as you’d think.  Plus, Joey Marbles swims into a wall and then tries to mend things with TJ. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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The first Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunion episode continues! We bring the recap to San Diego as we delve into Braunwyn and Lisa’s crumbling friendship, Todd’s grumpy mood, and some dark stuff about Gwen. Needless to say, Ronnie is not a happy camper!

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We’ve kicked off our 2025 tour by tackling part 1 of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunion taped in the Herbst Theatre at San Francisco War Memorial Performing Arts Center!

Actually, it’s part 1 of part 1 since we’ve divided the recap into two parts. In this episode, Lisa and Whitney quarrel about Alibaba, going the distance, and podcasters. Also, Braunwyn attempts to clear the air about her diamond jewelry. Thanks for a great show, SF! See you tonight, SD for part 2!

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Molly invites everyone to her tuba concert on Southern Charm, and afterwards, the gang heads back to JT’s event space where he once again flops in his pursuit of “the truth.”. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC and Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live threads,  go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com

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Boz arranges a day of healing and massages at her house on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and nothing could be more therapeutic than watching Kyle throw a temper tantrum. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Ubah and Brynn’s feud on The Real Housewives of New York City heads to such a dark place that it’s hard to imagine any recovery. And, in the most meta twist of all, the season comes to an end during a shoot for the show’s main credits.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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This week on Crappy Hour, Lindsay comes for Dorinda, RHOSLC’s Britani has a new gig, and Carl’s white pants might be ready to rejoin the dating pool. Join us live every other Monday at 5:30PT on YouTube Live (Youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens) or Instagram (@watchwhatcrappens) 

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This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, Danni gets dumped after Chase finds out she hooked up with Gary and it’s really sad. LOL JK. Also, there are some ladies who almost die from gluten allergies. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Emmy makes amends with everyone after her breakdown on Southern Hospitality, still not realizing that everyone knows her man is talking crap about her. Also, TJ and Joey Marbles open up about a little secret. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Ashley becomes a drag queen on Real Housewives of Potomac, and Gizelle and Karen deserve that Mia needs some drag ging. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Salley takes a shot at a throwing her own backyard party Southern Charm where she parades one of Taylor’s exes around like a prize. Craig tries to break up with Austen, Whitney still has a Chucky wig on, and Venita almost drowns without a garden scene. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC and Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live threads,  go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com

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This is part 2 of 2

Sold on SLC timestamp around 34:35 minutes

The epic Real Housewives of Salt Lake City finale finds the gang circling up at the dinner table to read mean texts to each other. It doesn’t go well. As an added bonus, Meredith bobbles her head into a fresh corneal disability. Then on Sold on SLC S1E04, there’s a fortieth birthday party and some moves are made. Will an agent escape Presidio? To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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This is part one of a two-parter

The epic Real Housewives of Salt Lake City finale finds the gang circling up at the dinner table to read mean texts to each other. It doesn’t go well. As an added bonus, Meredith bobbles her head into a fresh corneal disability. Then on Sold on SLC S1E04, there’s a fortieth birthday party and some moves are made. Will an agent escape Presidio? To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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This is part two!

There’s synchronized swimming and lots of yelling on tonight’s The Real Housewives of New York City.  Brynn and Erin stir up more trouble and then cry when confronted with the reactions. Rinse and repeat!

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This is part one of a two-part recap!

There’s synchronized swimming and lots of yelling on tonight’s The Real Housewives of New York City.  Brynn and Erin stir up more trouble and then cry when confronted with the reactions. Rinse and repeat!

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This is part 2 of 2!

Kyle outs herself in the meme struggle for no reason on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and it all goes down in a Chuck E Cheese. Also, Boz recovers from surgery and the cast shows up one by one to ask for her votes. 

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This is part one of a two-part recap!

Kyle outs herself in the meme struggle for no reason on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and it all goes down in a Chuck E Cheese. Also, Boz recovers from surgery and the cast shows up one by one to ask for her votes. 

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Gary gets wasted with the guests on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, but it’s his attitude with Glen afterwards that’s the real jaw-dropper.  Meanwhile, Diana suffers the indignity of only getting 8 hours sleep instead of 9. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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This is part two of a two-parter! 

Rumors are swirling that Emmy is laundering money through a dress scam — just one of many hilarious threads on this week’s Southern Hospitality, a show so good that we too would give store credit to these people. Meanwhile, TJ and Michols hash things out, and Grace Lilly dazzles with her vocals. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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This is part one of a two-part recap!

Rumors are swirling that Emmy is laundering money through a dress scam — just one of many hilarious threads on this week’s Southern Hospitality, a show so good that we too would give store credit to these people. Meanwhile, TJ and Michols hash things out, and Grace Lilly dazzles with her vocals. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Craig throws a backyard party on Southern Charm to celebrate suburban bliss.  Meanwhile, Salley spills tea about Gaston and Austen sits at his work computer for the first time.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC and Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live threads,  go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com

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This is part 2 of 2!

On The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, someone is secretly recording conversations, and when they’re caught, hilarious chaos ensues.  Then, on Sold on SLC, Matt is confronted with stripper allegations, which leads to tears, excuses, and a disappointing defense from Jennifer. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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This is part one of a two-parter of SLC and Sold on SLC!

On The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, someone is secretly recording conversations, and when they’re caught, hilarious chaos ensues.  Then, on Sold on SLC, Matt is confronted with stripper allegations, which leads to tears, excuses, and a disappointing defense from Jennifer. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Brynn tries to demonize Jessel for having glam and hiring photographers on The Real Housewives of New York City.  And when that doesn’t stick, she turns her manipulations towards Ubah, who has the audacity to react.

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Dorit confronts Kyle at The Viper Room on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and as usual Kyle tries to worm out of it.  Meanwhile, Sutton is offended that Boz used the word “weaponized.”

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Southern Hospitality is back, and Joey Marbles and Maddi are in love. We know it’s real because there’s a sobbing fight involving balloons. There’s also a hot new gay on the scene, and TJ’s vacuum is charged and ready to go. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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On Below Deck Sailing Yacht, when Danni has an audacious confrontation with Daisy, we know it’s not going to end well.  And it doesn’t!  Then drag queens Detox and Lola LaCroix come on board, striking fear in the heart of every croqueta in Ibiza. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Welcome to 2025! This week On Crappy Hour Live, Paige and Craig broke up and we’re shocked. Well no one really is shocked but it’s still sad mkay. Also, Jennifer Aydin bullied a senior citizen Jersey Mike’s employee and is cancelled again, PK and Dorit’s fate is looking poor, and Mia started to New Year with one less apple box to carry around in her trunk. Oh yeah, and surprise! Teresa Giudice is a musical genius! Join us live every other Monday at 5:30PT on YouTube Live (Youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens) or Instagram (@watchwhatcrappens) 

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The Real Housewives of Potomac are in Panama and Mia is so worried about her children being kidnapped by mania that she plans an additional trip to see Inc before she goes home to make sure they’re ok. Sounds about right. The ladies confront her about her questionable choices and then buy some cheap straw hats to show Wendy how much they love her. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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This is part two of a two-parter!

It’s Patricia’s 83rd birthday and it wouldn’t be a true Southern Charm celebration without going out of your way to hurt someone’s feelings, so Craig is uninvited for not spending enough time with Shep and Austen. Cry into your pillow, Martha! To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC and Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live threads,  go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com

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This is part one of a two-part recap!

It’s Patricia’s 83rd birthday and it wouldn’t be a true Southern Charm celebration without going out of your way to hurt someone’s feelings, so Craig is uninvited for not spending enough time with Shep and Austen. Cry into your pillow, Martha! To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC and Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live threads,  go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com

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A group of miserable people amble onto Below Deck Sailing Yacht and refuse to find joy in anything.  To be fair, they’re served a terrible meal with sad drinks. Also, Gary celebrates sobriety with a glass of wine. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Happy New Year, Everyone! 

Southern Hospitality Season 3 starts on tomorrow, and below is season 2’s finale episode to get you all excited! 

The season finale of Southern Hospitality (S1E10) sees tensions reach a head with Maddi and Sammie and the controversial phone recording. Plus, Joe faces the wrath of Will, Emmy, his bosses, and maybe even Nanny’s chicken parm. Summer should be fun. Joe’s life? Not fun.

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Southern Hospitality Season 3 starts on January 2nd! Below is season 2’s premiere episode to get you all excited! 

Southern Hospitality (S02E01), Leva is cracking down on drinking on the job, and she means business! That’s why she brought in Lea, a lady in a blazer, to NIP THINGS IN THE BUD. Watch out!

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Sold On SLC premiered on Bravo this week, and we met a fun cast of weirdos all trying to sell modern farmhouses to Lisa Barlow types.  So many pressing questions.  Can Matt ever sell a house while driving a Toyota?  Is Sara stealing clients? And why is Malaysia named Malaysia?  Can’t wait to find out!

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*This is the final part of our epic 4-parter* 

We join forces with the glorious homos Mattie and Poodle of The Reality Gays (instagram.com/realitygayspodcast/ ) to take on our annual Christmas movie trash talking bonus spree. This year’s delight is Hot Frosty, a Netflix movie where Gretchen Weiner tries to melt off Frosty the Snowman’s weiner. It’s great for the whole frigid family! New episodes will be posted daily throughout the week. To watch them all on video and get our bonus episodes, join us at the Crappens on Demand level at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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*This is part 3 of 4* 

We join forces with the glorious homos Mattie and Poodle of The Reality Gays (instagram.com/realitygayspodcast/ ) to take on our annual Christmas movie trash talking bonus spree. This year’s delight is Hot Frosty, a Netflix movie where Gretchen Weiner tries to melt off Frosty the Snowman’s weiner. It’s great for the whole frigid family! New episodes will be posted daily throughout the week. To watch them all on video and get our bonus episodes, join us at the Crappens on Demand level at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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*This is part 2 of 4* 

We join forces with the glorious homos Mattie and Poodle of The Reality Gays (instagram.com/realitygayspodcast/ ) to take on our annual Christmas movie trash talking bonus spree. This year’s delight is Hot Frosty, a Netflix movie where Gretchen Weiner tries to melt off Frosty the Snowman’s weiner. It’s great for the whole frigid family! New episodes will be posted daily throughout the week. To watch them all on video and get our bonus episodes, join us at the Crappens on Demand level at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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*This is part one of a four part recap*

We join forces with the glorious homos Mattie and Poodle of The Reality Gays (instagram.com/realitygayspodcast/ ) to take on our annual Christmas movie trash talking bonus spree. This year’s delight is Hot Frosty, a Netflix movie where Gretchen Weiner tries to melt off Frosty the Snowman’s weiner. It’s great for the whole frigid family! New episodes will be posted daily throughout the week. To watch them all on video and get our bonus episodes, join us at the Crappens on Demand level at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Grace Lilly, Joey Mables, and Maddi Reese are back for another season of drunken mistakes on Southern Hospitality.  Join us for a season 3 trailer trash!

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Summer House is back for another season, and as usual, it’s messy. Lindsay is pregnant, Carl has lemur energy, and Kyle is ignoring Amanda. There’s also a lippy new waif in the house and a cringey dude. Sounds fun!  Join us as we break down the season 9 trailer shot by shot!

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JT pens an awkward apology to Patricia on this week’s Southern Charm, but he’s still the pariah, which means he misses out on a lightly awkward doggy birthday party.  Plus, Sally makes her transition from Southern Hospitality to Charm with her big debut.  Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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On The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City cast trip, Braunwyn reveals that Todd has been unfaithful, and Meredith is rumored to be vomiting and crying (over slut shaming).  In the end, Lisa storms out of dinner, and Mary just wants some dessert. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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On The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City cast trip, Braunwyn reveals that Todd has been unfaithful, and Meredith is rumored to be vomiting and crying (over slut shaming).  In the end, Lisa storms out of dinner, and Mary just wants some dessert. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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The Real Housewives of New York City slogs through its latest vacay episode, trading in the fun squabbles and conflict of last week for… dick pics?  It’s a regrettable step backwards for the show, the franchise, and Bravo as the cast attempts to drum up any kind of excitement. 

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills centers around Kyle’s Morgan Wade/Lisa Vanderpump tribute party, complete with a miniature host and Diamonds in her party invite. Cute try! Sutton tries to make peace but goes nuclear, and Boz takes her first stand.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills centers around Kyle’s Morgan Wade/Lisa Vanderpump tribute party, complete with a miniature host and Diamonds in her party invite. Cute try! Sutton tries to make peace but goes nuclear, and Boz takes her first stand.

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This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, there’s a very impressive play. A play about a jellyfish that stung a very complain-y woman. Then it’s a fight over who sleeps less and a once in a lifetime sober night for poor, poor Gary. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Another busy week for the now out of work Vanderpump Rules cast. James was arrested for DV, Tom Sandoval’s girlfriend publicly accused him of cheating, and reports said that Ariana was…happier than ever and doing great tyvm. Also, Bethenny Frankel weighs in on sauce and drones and Brandi might get help fighting the parasites she claims are in her face. Join us live every other Monday at 5:30PT on YouTube Live (Youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens) or Instagram (@watchwhatcrappens) 

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The Real Housewives of Potomac is all about a couple’s lagoon party, which is…new. If you were dying to know more about Karen and Ray’s sex life, now’s your chance! CONGRATS. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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There’s fallout from JT’s cane faux-paus on Southern Charm, and Craig is more than happy to fan the flames with some blatant lies. Meanwhile, Whitney cupcake shames Molly, and JT reveals an inflated sense of importance in Madison’s life.  Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City head to Mexico with a PowerPoint presentation and a lot of acrimony about room assignments. Will Bronwyn get more offended than she did last week, the week before that, or the week before that? And who will get clobbered with a bag of shampoo? To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City head to Mexico with a PowerPoint presentation and a lot of acrimony about room assignments. Will Bronwyn get more offended than she did last week, the week before that, or the week before that? And who will get clobbered with a bag of shampoo? To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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The Real Housewives of New York City head to Puerto Rico where Uba takes a stand, another hysterical prank is pulled, and Brynn flounders around trying to be offended about stuff. 

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills continues their trip to Oceanaide with a vow to act like sisters. Unfortunately, they choose to act like the Richards sisters and fight a lot. Ah well, at least Dorit gets some stuff off her chest. Again. And again. And then more. 

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills continues their trip to Oceanaide with a vow to act like sisters. Unfortunately, they choose to act like the Richards sisters and fight a lot. Ah well, at least Dorit gets some stuff off her chest. Again. And again. And then more. 

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This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, a jellyfish stings a guest, Daisy forgets rosé, Danny flirts awkwardly with Chase, and Cloyce messes up his timing. Just another day in Ibiza. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of Potomac features a grab bag of family dynamics, starting with GIzelle contesting a will and ending with Mia having yet another cringey scene with Gordon. In the middle of it all, Ashley goes speed dating and announces her dream of having a chicken coop. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. You can now gift Patreon to friends and family. And is there a better gift than these faces? https://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens/gift 

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Southern Charm returns for another season of boy squabbles and Charleston drawls. A newly ayahuasca’d up Shep is totally cured while JT lands on the bad some of Ms. Patricia. Not a good place to be… Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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You know it’s a good episode when the entire thing takes place at one party, and The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City just gave us that. It’s Meredith’s Bat Mitzvah! The show manages to deliver a poignant ceremony with a healthy does of high-body-count hair, and we’d have it no other way. We all became adults tonight. Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of New York City celebrate Raquel’s engagement at a ballroom party and Erin gets Ubah worked up just for fun. Gotta have a hobby! 

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills hit the beach for a rough and tumble game of Duck Duck Goose before Dorit and Kyle have it out in front of the girls. Jennifer Tilly turns out to be rich rich, Mau comes back for an awkward visit, and Kathy Hilton puts her own head on a stick. 

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills hit the beach for a rough and tumble game of Duck Duck Goose before Dorit and Kyle have it out in front of the girls. Jennifer Tilly turns out to be rich rich, Mau comes back for an awkward visit, and Kathy Hilton puts her own head on a stick. 

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It’s not a season of Below Deck Sailing Yacht without girls declaring war over an absolute goober of a man, so have at it, ladies. Also, Captain Glenn gets a solo cave day after his crew messes up a couch, and Danni finally gets that D she’s been hollering about. Next! To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Vanderpump Rules, as we know it, is over. We spend a good chunk of this week’s live episode going over social media posts and memories. Make way for another reboot! Join us live every other Monday at 5:30PT on YouTube Live (Youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens) or Instagram (@watchwhatcrappens) 

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The Real Housewives of Potomac features a building scaling Ashley and an activated Mia. Also, Stacey learns that men are kinda liars at all times. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. You can now gift Patreon to friends and family. And is there a better gift than these faces? Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com

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It’s a Troop Beverly Hills-themed parking lot party on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Bronwyn is stepping in it again. Meredith shakes her wig a lot, Mary loses it with the ladies, and Robert Jr finally opens up about what’s been going on.. Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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It’s a Troop Beverly Hills-themed parking lot party on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Bronwyn is stepping in it again. Meredith shakes her wig a lot, Mary loses it with the ladies, and Robert Jr finally opens up about what’s been going on.. Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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On this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Dorit has had it with just bout everyone and Kyle has had a rough couple of years if you hadn’t heard, so some of the ladies throw her a carb party and call Mauricio haggard. That’s what friends are for, eh?

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On this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Dorit has had it with just bout everyone and Kyle has had a rough couple of years if you hadn’t heard, so some of the ladies throw her a carb party and call Mauricio haggard. That’s what friends are for, eh?

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They say it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye, and Below Deck Sailing Yacht comes very close to confirming this.  Between a lollipop and Emma, there’s blood and tears flowing from the eyeballs tonight.  To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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It’s still Wendy’s 40th birthday on The Real Housewives of Potomac, but it’s the audience who gets the real gifts: Karen goes to court, Ashley tries to sing, TJ shows his true self, and Mia makes a casual bombshell revelation to close out the show. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. You can now gift Patreon to friends and family. And is there a better gift than these faces? IS THERE?

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The Real Housewives of Orange County wraps up a tremendous season with a tumultuous confrontation between Shannon and Alexis.  Then, an unlikely but totally predictable development on the Tamra front. Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of Orange County wraps up a tremendous season with a tumultuous confrontation between Shannon and Alexis.  Then, an unlikely but totally predictable development on the Tamra front. Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Mary hosts a Breakfast at Tiffany’s-themed party on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City which leads to fighting, resolution, tears, and very strange bangs. Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Mary hosts a Breakfast at Tiffany’s-themed party on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City which leads to fighting, resolution, tears, and very strange bangs. Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The fallout of Erin’s prank hits The Real Housewives of New York City, and it turns out there’s more than meets the eye to this storyline. Plus, Pavit eats tortilla chips during therapy. To watch this and all our recaps on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills returns! Kyle is still crying, Dorit is mad as hell and taking no prisoners, and Boz is already stealing the show. Get a record to balance atop your head and let’s get going! To watch this and all our recaps on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills returns! Kyle is still crying, Dorit is mad as hell and taking no prisoners, and Boz is already stealing the show. Get a record to balance atop your head and let’s get going! To watch this and all our recaps on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Emma mops a hell of a lot on this week’s Below Deck Sailing. Oh wait. Sorry. Emma mopes a whole lot on this week’s Below Deck Sailing after almost crashing the tender. My bad. Also, Gary tries to teach people things without his penis out and Danni gets rejected by the most boring man on Earth before the boat almost crashes. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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We are blessed with the presence of Kempire on tonight’s Crappy Hour Live! Follow this handsome devil on all of his links below. We’re talking Teddi’s cheating scandal, RHOC and RHOP drama, and adding in a dash of Lisa Barlow’s meltdown and a drop of Southern Charm. Enjoy! 

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Gordon takes a stance against Mia’s short king on this week’s Real Housewives of Potomac and the ladies gather to celebrate some football stuff and stop mentioning any gossip about Jassi’s man after checking out the size of his arms. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. You can now gift Patreon to friends and family. And is there a better gift than these faces? IS THERE?

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The Real Housewives of Orange County delivers the second part of its three part reunion. Will Emily, Tamra and Gina fall even flatter on their faces or will there be some redemption tonight? Only one way to find out. Oh also, Alexis Smellino shows up and tries to convince us that she’s been a star on television for 15 years. Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes including our Sold on SLC Trailer Trash over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of Orange County delivers the second part of its three part reunion. Will Emily, Tamra and Gina fall even flatter on their faces or will there be some redemption tonight? Only one way to find out. Oh also, Alexis Smellino shows up and tries to convince us that she’s been a star on television for 15 years. Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes including our Sold on SLC Trailer Trash over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Todd officially becomes the grumpiest husband, but the other husbands vye for the title as they team up against Lisa in Palm Springs. Will John Barlow’s power of pastiness win the day or is Lisa sunk? Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes including our Sold on SLC Trailer Trash over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Todd officially becomes the grumpiest husband, but the other husbands vye for the title as they team up against Lisa in Palm Springs. Will John Barlow’s power of pastiness win the day or is Lisa sunk? Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes including our Sold on SLC Trailer Trash over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The first true scandal of the new cast hits The Real Housewives of New York City! But is it really the scandal it’s cracked up to be?  Truth and lies emerge at a very consequential game of dodgeball. To watch this and all our recaps on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Cloyce continues to fail at his job on Below Deck Sailing, but he’s not the only one.  Emma, Danni, and others are just… bad?  It’s a lot of laziness, and we’re here to make fun of all of it. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of Potomac are still in Lake Norman giving endless speeches about how inspiring Wendy is, and Mia takes us back to where it all began. The first crack the back location! Oh yeah and Mia was an opioid addict. Enjoy! To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion has us fired up.  Tamra gies a begrudging apology to Shannon; Emily and Heather savage Katie; and Jenn attempts to defend Ryan.  It’s a wild ride. Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Part 1 of the The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion has us fired up.  Tamra gies a begrudging apology to Shannon; Emily and Heather savage Katie; and Jenn attempts to defend Ryan.  It’s a wild ride. Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappen

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This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, most of the ladies head off to Palm Springs for a couples trip, but when Lisa Facetimes Heather, tensions flare.  Will Todd allow the Barlows to stay? To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Erin introduces America to a brand new drink calls “mezcal” on The Real Housewives of New York City.  Plus, we learn more about Raquel’s struggles with her mom and her relationships.  To watch this and all our recaps on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Emma gets sadder and sadder on this week’s Below Deck Sailing Yacht and combats it by…sleeping during anchor watch. Danni finally gets frustrated not getting the attention she needs so she is after the easiest pull on the boat…GARY. Gross. Good luck with that! To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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It’s another rollicking week here on Crappy Hour! Teddi announces her divorce, Brynn makes a sad an attempt at an apology, and Lisa Barlow is on the wrong side of history in the Bronwyn grandparent erasure saga. Join us live every other Monday at 5:30PT on YouTube Live (Youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens) or Instagram (@watchwhatcrappens)

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The Real Housewives of Potomac continue their Lake Norman messiness with another grilling of Karen and an extremely traumatic talk about scarring creams. Can we stay here forever? To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of Orange County finishes its season with a classic Shannon walk out and a classic OC disaster of a relationship getting even more disastrous right before our very eyes. Let’s hug each other close as this all disintegrates. Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of Orange County finishes its season with a classic Shannon walk out and a classic OC disaster of a relationship getting even more disastrous right before our very eyes. Let’s hug each other close as this all disintegrates. Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on real housewives of Salt Lake City, Heather tries to go up against a newbie and fails miserably. It's pretty fun to watch. Plus A Cast trip is coming and Heather is now blocked. What will happen? To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on The Real Housewives of New York, Jessel has a Clueless party, and Erin decides to be mad at Jena for some indecipherable reason. Brynn left set early to get a spray tan, and Jena talked on a fake phone for an hour. To watch this and all our recaps on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Bravo just dropped the season 14 trailer for Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and so it is our podcasting duty to analyze every single frame and shot for important details such as impending feuds, cataclysmic shifts, and nostril conspiracies.  You can listen along but for the full experience where you can watch us watch the trailer, be sure to sign up at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Cloyce winds up in the doghouse on Below Deck Sailing Yacht after swimming with the guests and botching a store bought cake.  Plus, the stews find new and exciting ways to have tantrums! To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of Potomac head to Lake Norman for their first group trip of the season.  Jacqueline finds herself in the hot seat as she insists she’s both NOT a sidekick and also THE top sidekick. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of Orange County reaches new levels of messiness with accusations about children, teenagers, and staircases. It’s a doozy.  Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of Orange County reaches new levels of messiness with accusations about children, teenagers, and staircases. It’s a doozy.  Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Angie throws a mob wives party to celebrate 25 years of marriage. Plus, Lisa calls the authorities and Jared Osmond continues to be a very private person who doesn’t want to be on camera at all. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on The Real Housewives of New York, we get to witness the women cook dinner in what feels like real time.  It culminates with a much-hyped pavlova, which seems to mend all wounds. But like so many meringues, things crumble to pieces the next day between Brynn and Ubah.  To watch this and all our recaps on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Cheffie cries about having to split the check this week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht before leaving the galley for a day out with guests. He’s cooked. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week in BravoTV news, Captain Lee comes for Captain Sandy, Karen from RHOP accuses the cops of bad stuff, and Andy squashes rumors of an Aydin return. Join us every other Monday at 530 PT on YouTube Live and Patreon! To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of Potomac settle in for a solid season with the newbie introducing her sexless lovah to us and Ashley getting her bunyons stopped from taking a step over the line. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Whitney is left out in the cold on the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives season finale, and she shows she’s not bothered by literally making people eat her pee. It’s been a wild ride. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Jennifer finally takes her Real Housewives of Orange County orange and let’s Tamra have it in London. Also, Heather eats an onion ring for the first time and is extremely impressed with her own courage. Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Jennifer finally takes her Real Housewives of Orange County orange and let’s Tamra have it in London. Also, Heather eats an onion ring for the first time and is extremely impressed with her own courage. Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Whitney takes center stage on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City to begin the investigation of her life and a few of the girls go ziplining. At least half of this episode takes place in a parking lot or by the side of the road and that’s why it’s GOAT! This week’s bonus is a Below Deck Sailing recap. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of New York to squabble about … nothing, really. But hey. There’s food this time! To watch this and all our recaps on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The ladies must choose between Karen’s award ceremony and Gizelle’s GNA event on The Real Housewives of Potomac.  Someone’s bound to be upset, but it’s great for the audience! To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Zac abducts Jen and threatens to leave her penniless on the street - all for the sin of being in proximity to some pecs and abs.  Meanwhile, Dakota mopes around in his codependency sweatpants.  Check us out on Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of Orange County head to London for some speedy boats, smokey chicken, and savage confrontations.  Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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A day full of activity brings out bickering and chair flops on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.  Heather unsurprisingly tells Whitney that Mer has been talking crap about her jewelry, and then later Lisa and Angie K get into a fight about friendship. What an exciting time for Milwaukee!

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Erin reveals Abe the Babe’s misdeeds on Real Housewives of New York while the rest of the gang murmurs about Brynn’s behavior.  Plus, a helicopter ride may give insight into Becky Minkoff’s life.

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This week in BravoTV news, the host of the new Peacock dating show goes off on Shannon publicly, Jax represents himself in court and finds himself guilty, and Brandi Glanville’s claims turn out to be…for the money? Say it ain’t so! Join us every other Monday at 530 PT on YouTube Live and Patreon! To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Karen Huger gets a DUI on the Real Housewives of Potomac season premiere, but you wouldn’t know that to hear her tell it. Also, new Housewives! To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, the girls go to Vegas, and Jen lands in hot water with Zac after Jessi takes the girls to a Chippendales show.  Will #MomTok be able to survive this?  Check us out on Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Shannon fights back on Real Housewives of Orange County by refusing to invite Alexis Smellino on a cast trip. Will Fun Lexi handle it with grace or team up with another terrible man to sue her again? Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are off to Milwaukee! The glamour! Whitney is accused of being an Ali Baba faker, Bronwyn starts her first nonsensical fight, and Mary Marys. To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This is part one!

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are off to Milwaukee! The glamour! Whitney is accused of being an Ali Baba faker, Bronwyn starts her first nonsensical fight, and Mary Marys. To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Real Housewives of New York are back!  We’ve got fresh faces and new petty arguments.  Brynn is mad at Erin, Erin is mad at Brynn, and somehow Jeff Lewis and an Uber are at the heart of it.  Plus, Rebecca - aka Becky - Minkoff makes her debut as well as newbie Racquel.

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Real Housewives of New York are back!  We’ve got fresh faces and new petty arguments.  Brynn is mad at Erin, Erin is mad at Brynn, and somehow Jeff Lewis and an Uber are at the heart of it.  Plus, Rebecca - aka Becky - Minkoff makes her debut as well as newbie Racquel.

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This week on The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Whitney leaves the group chat, and nothing will EVAR be the same.  But will she go to Layla’s thematically illogical “Death to Divorce” party?  Also, a convo with Mayci and Dakota goes awry.  Check us out on Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The MomTok crew goes to a house in the snow to woo at each other and fight about gossip that Whitney spread before crying in the bathroom like the ultimate victim. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Ryan and Eddie have a showdown on Real Housewives of Orange County. It’s the battle of frown face vs. ugly jacket.  Who will win?. Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Ryan and Eddie have a showdown on Real Housewives of Orange County. It’s the battle of frown face vs. ugly jacket.  Who will win?. Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week’s bonus episode is a doozy.  First we have iconic Housewife/cabaret star Countess Luann De Lesseps here on Crappens for the very first time!  Ben is starstruck.  Be sure to check out Lu’s tour at coutnessluann.com.  Next, we’re doing a trailer trash on the new RHONY taglines.  Be sure to watch with Crappens on Demand so you can see what we’re talking about, not just hear!

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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City head to a ropes course to bond, which of course leads to them fighting with each other.  Plus, we learn more about our newbies and learn about the first cast trip of the season to glamorous, sunny… Milwaukee? To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City head to a ropes course to bond, which of course leads to them fighting with each other.  Plus, we learn more about our newbies and learn about the first cast trip of the season to glamorous, sunny… Milwaukee? To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week in @BravoTV news, Jax Taylor gets booed while Brit shows off her new body, Alexis Bellino cries victim of editing, PumpRules might have a spinoff in the works, and we're checking out some Secret Lives of Mormon Wives goss. Join us live every other Monday on YouTube and for free on Patreon at 530 PST to join in!

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Below Deck Med ends its season with a wedding we’ll never forget, mostly because iconic NORMA is in attendance. Congrats to Capt Sandy!  To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Whitney brings a rude gift to Demi’s Galentine’s Day party, and now the future of #MomTalk hangs in the balance. If Jen’s mother in law finds out, we’ll all be banned!!! To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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There’s a Thank You So Much Party at Jen’s house on Orange County and Emily loses it over Heather fat shaming her with her own jeans. Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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There’s a Thank You So Much Party at Jen’s house on Orange County and Emily loses it over Heather fat shaming her with her own jeans. Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are back, and they’re as insane as ever. The first episode finds them fighting over bath bombs and costume allegations. There’s even a scroll! To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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On part 2 of the Real Housewives of Dubai reunion, Sara tells us stories of her doomed and totally real romance and Lesa and Ayan face off over the word “brag”. Who hurt each other’s child most by doing nothing children would care about?  To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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On part 2 of the Real Housewives of Dubai reunion, Sara tells us stories of her doomed and totally real romance and Lesa and Ayan face off over the word “brag”. Who hurt each other’s child most by doing nothing children would care about?  To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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It’s part two of our big Two T’s in a Pod crossover episode  (part 1 is on their feed).  In this ep, Tamra and Teddi talk RHOC, Bravo, and all sorts of other spicy stuff.  Come listen!

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On Below Deck Med, Aesha reprimands Ellie for overstepping her role.  Meanwhile, Sandy prepares to pop the question to Leah.

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This is the finale of the Encore episode of RHONY's Ultimate Girls Trip!

Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip RHONY (S04E06) ends its season with a sexy disco party and some good ole fashioned Ramona on Service Worker abuse. Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideo and check out our Patreon bonus about online shopping and our holiday breaks.

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