No Such Thing As A Fish

Dan, James, Andrew and Greg Jenner discuss why weekdays are confused, why electric cars were not all there, and why children were in Seine. 

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Dan, James, Andrew and Rachel Parris discuss parachutes, puppets and precise presidents. 

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Dan, James, Andrew and Neil Gaiman discuss bagels, boulders, bees and boldly buttering burnt bread. 

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Dan, James, Andrew and Sophie Duker discuss Barbie dolls, ladybirds, William Blake and a useful snake. 

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Dan, James, Andrew and Susie Dent discuss algorithms, calculations, 'X's and 'Oh No's.


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Dan, James, Andrew and Richard Osman discuss heinous errors, outrageous lies, endemic theft and delicious maize-based snacks.

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Dan, James, Andrew and Ella Al-Shamahi discuss wailing whales, stock cocktails and immersible immortality.

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Dan, James, Andrew and Cariad Lloyd discuss valuable wool, recycled stool, Suffragettes and PDFs.

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Dan, James, Andrew and Sally Phillips discuss Satan, Jason, hobbies and johnnies.

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Dan, James, Andrew and Jamie Morton discuss water beds, water retention, Pentagon Pokemon and PMSL.

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Dan, James, Andrew and Jenny Colgan discuss Doctor Who, Dr. Oppenheimer, detecting dogs and cotton candy.

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Dan, James, Andrew and Sophie Duker discuss randy humps, landing bumps, A. Guy (a girl), and the most romantic Romantic.

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Dan, James, and Andy sift through the correspondence sent in by listeners.

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Dan, James, Andrew and Bec Hill discuss millipedes, spiders, odd dolls and terrifying interrogations. 

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Live from the Nerdland festival in Ghent, Dan, James, Andrew and Lieven Scheire discuss brooms, brains, books and Belgium.

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Dan, James, Andrew and Ella Al-Shamahi discuss hops, hominids, Spitfires and Socotra.

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Dan, James, Andrew and Rosie Jones discuss ziplines, olympians and chippy Yorkshiremen.

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Dan, James, Andrew and Anne Miller discuss reckless roping, pseudo puffins, trash talk and green gables.

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Dan, James, Andrew and Phil Dunster discuss thatched theatres, fake footballers and the Oval Office.

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Dan, James, Andrew and Alex discuss Swiss subduing, supermarket wrong-doing, model choo-chooing and JR Ewing.

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Dan, James, Andrew and Sally Phillips discuss mythical beasts, hungry caterpillars, false geckos, and Super Furry Animals.

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Dan, James, Andrew and Hank Green discuss anserines, aliens, Alaska and Alexa.

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Dan, James, Andrew and Cariad Lloyd discuss Groundhog Day, Citizen Kane, Spice World: the Movie and Groundhog Day.

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Dan, James, Andrew and John Lloyd discuss misnamed insects, mislabelled body parts, misbehaving pigs, and Mister Bob Hope.

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Dan, James, Andrew and Hannah Fry discuss navigation, colouration, lachrymation and an island nation.

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Dan, James, Andrew and Philippa Perry discuss clumsy kings, disciplining elders and Manley Hopkins.

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Dan, James, Andrew and Athena Kugblenu discuss fast fashion, flash frying, remote repossession and terrible texts.

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Dan, James, Andrew and Rachel Parris discuss delegating decisions, downing drinks and Desert Island Discs.

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Dan, James, Andrew and Monica Heisey discuss fingers, holes, failed marriages and a very Canadian scandal.

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Dan, James, Andrew and Lucy Porter discuss cube lube, pajama drama, a leech's home and the Cuckoo's Nest.

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Dan, James, Andrew and Sara Pascoe discuss IVF births, WB Yeats, Mr. J Pringle, and DJ Mustard. 

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On Anna's final day before maternity leave, She, Dan, James and Andrew tell some salacious stories from the last 9 years and listen to some of Anna's best bits. 

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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss snail roads, convent gardens, political moss, and political goss. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss rejections, ejections, lightbulbs and onion bulbs.
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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss stone-throwing suffragettes, sizeable screens, simulated seasickness and scrotal scavengers.

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Minion mythology, pregnancy pranks and poking parishioners.

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Live from Up the Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss ring mutts, King Tuts, reincarnation and the Restoration.

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Dan, James, Anna and special guest Rhys Darby discuss boats, goats, Tintin's tuft and mystery moose.

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Live from the Bloomsbury Theatre, London, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Popeye, Proust, Hankies and Spankies.

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Happy New Year! Live from the Up the Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Andy and Anna look back at 2022 with facts about Will Smith, Gareth Southgate, Jair Bolsonaro and Liz Truss (remember her?).
 
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Merry Fishmas! Live from the Bloomsbury Theatre, London; Dan, James, Andy and Anna celebrate Christmas with facts about Switzerland, meatballs and Nostradamus; as well as a special nerdy quiz.

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Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss muppet makers, soda jerks, and why Vicki McClure wasn't taken for a ride.

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Dan, James, Andy and special guest Jamie Morton discuss Oscar records, Disney secrets, and what Rocky Flintstone was doing in the 60s.

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chimps, caterpillars, darts and debris.
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bowler hats, Kalamazoo, gravestones and anaesthesia.

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss selfishness, Sundays, brilliant businessmen, and a blue movie.

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Lemmings, Lightning, Lift-Off and Locking Lips.

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James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Angela Barnes discuss Goldfinger, the German poetry in-spectre, and a view to a kale.

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Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss kissing, queuing, losing your head and losing your platoon.
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Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss candy, desserts, popcorn and what's wrong with a Shirley Temple on ice.
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