No Such Thing As A Fish

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bowler hats, Kalamazoo, gravestones and anaesthesia.

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss selfishness, Sundays, brilliant businessmen, and a blue movie.

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Lemmings, Lightning, Lift-Off and Locking Lips.

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James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Angela Barnes discuss Goldfinger, the German poetry in-spectre, and a view to a kale.

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Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss kissing, queuing, losing your head and losing your platoon.
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Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss candy, desserts, popcorn and what's wrong with a Shirley Temple on ice.
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Live from Cardiff, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss kings, kissing, coaching and croissants.

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Live from Inverness, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss clones, cardboard, car keys and deadly parrot fever.
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Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spiders in space, chickens in clogs, and famous physicists in films.

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Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss cats, Confucianism and costly carrots.
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Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss stopping scoundrels, squeaky sounds and a seriously suspect citation.
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Live from Aberdeen, James, Anna, Andrew and Dan discuss chimps, chickens, spreadsheets and changing sheets.
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James, Anna, Andrew and Dan discuss bugs, booze, plants and possessions.
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James, Anna, Andrew and Dan discuss emu eggs, exciting eclipses, musical machines and medical mishaps.
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James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Steve Mould discuss bitterness, bricks, bivalves and boiling.
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Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss Brontes, Bergs, Bugs and Big Ol' Boulders.
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Dan, Anna, Andrew and special guest Malcolm Gladwell discuss Silicon Valley regrets, aeroplanes dangling from hooks and whether Dan should be a billionaire.

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Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss mites, miles, Mayflowers and mucky movies. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

Dan, James, Andy and special guest Ed Yong discuss good uses for bad medicine, what hummingbirds do in a bed of roses, and why America is livin' on a prayer. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss huge heads, bloated batsmen, lopsided lighthouses and 'armful arm-wrestlers. 

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Puerto Rican primates, epicurean pirates and painting princes. 

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Francis Fitzgerald's fame, full-to-bursting fish, and a frankly phenomenal fruit. 

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Dan, Andy, Anna and special guest Bobby Seagull are discussing charts, talking clocks, and having a chit chat about Kitcatts. 

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Dan, James, Andrew and special guest Rachel Parris discuss piano prodigies, snow-struck skiiers, urine luck, and the Devon Dracula. 

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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the letters A (for Airport Complaints), B (for Birdman Cults), C (for Crafty Caterpillars) and D (for a Dodgy Dewey). 

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Happy Platinum Jubilee Bank Holiday! Here's a little extra something from Dan, James, Anna and Andrew get you through the four-day weekend.

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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss magnificent moustaches, mating moles and Miniscule Maltese Mothercare. 

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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss surprise sedans, sustained smears, squatting ships and seldom-seen sticks.

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss a cupboard full of clown heads, the robot that doesn't jump over the moon and the rock and roll side of pension planning.

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James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Lucy Porter discuss Korean aging, Chinese quizzing, Dot Wordsworth and Dot Cotton. 

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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the hedges of England, the river of Mississippi and the snowflake early universe. 

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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss pilchard performances, banyan behemoths, thai tastes, and fun foley. 

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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss seal sex, cricket contraptions, hard rock, and controversial colourful cafes. 

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In our Easter Special Compilation, James, Anna, Andrew and Dan send lawbreaking emails, potentially libel the Royal Family, get a warm welcome in Dublin and are hounded out of Newcastle. 

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James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Tim Harford discuss vital vitamins, stinging schemes, and the practice of pyrography. 

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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss paddling pachyderms, fatalistic funfairs and audacious actors. 

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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss skaters' skirts, comedians coats and the worst thing you can possibly bring to the top of a tree. 

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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Dean Martin's massive hands, Tasmania's lovely butts, and James's sexy mosquito legs. 

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Live from Belfast, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss e-mail, y-fronts and MRI scanners.

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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss bear toys, bare humans, and a museum that is barely there.

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Live from Bath, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss top tiddlywinkers, poking pork, and bathing in Bath. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Army squads, Leggy squats, and heady squabs.
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Live from York, Dan, James, Andrew, & Anna discuss squids, sticks, artichokes and arty jokes. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. 

Dan, James, Andrew, & special guest Deborah Frances-White discuss fake foxes, fake Drug habits, and fake Tina Turners. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. 

Live from Manchester, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss postcards, pistachios, postcards and a glamorous guillotiner. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss dogs that escape, robbers who can't escape Detective Cumberbatch, and where best to escape the dreaded 'girlitis'. 

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Live from Poole, Dan, Andy, Anna and Andrew discuss tardigrades, tigers, testicle theft and trendy priests. 

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Live from Chesterfield, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss monkey bashing grannies, monkey bashing Beatles, and how the number the beast can get you on the road to Armageddon. 

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Happy New Year! It's the Fish Live Compilation Special! Dan, James, Anna and Andrew show why they're absolute pro podcasters, with a new bunch of outtakes and near disasters from our live shows. 

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Live from Birmingham it's the Fish Christmas Special! Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Christmas birds and Christmas paintings, and wish you a Randy Christmas. 

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