No Such Thing As A Fish
A podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show huddle around a microphone and discuss the best things they've found out this week. Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)
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Episode 235: No Such Thing As Trousers For Spiders
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss how to make spiders less scary, the oldest message in a bottle, and unusual features of the Mastermind chair.
2018-09-21Länk till avsnitt
Episode 234: No Such Thing As The Lemur Police
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss earwax grubs, armadillo sex and selfies with sunflowers.
2018-09-14Länk till avsnitt
Episode 233: No Such Thing As A Sexy Question Mark
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Beefeaters' birthdays, Roman ice and metal umlauts.
2018-09-07Länk till avsnitt
Episode 232: No Such Thing As A Seven Foot Bond
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spiders with eyeliner, biblical teeth gnashing, and the sumo wrestler with silicone in his scalp.
2018-08-31Länk till avsnitt
Episode 231: No Such Thing As A 24-Minute Podcast
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss the first ever stripper to jump out of a cake, the Queen of Sweden's business cards, and why holding your breath underwater is cheating.
2018-08-24Länk till avsnitt
Episode 230: No Such Thing As Tinder For Sloths
Live from the Wilderness Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss how the Macarena could save your life, the secret penis code in the Bayeux Tapestry, and the one thing more painful than childbirth (for sloths).
2018-08-17Länk till avsnitt
Episode 229: No Such Thing As The Great Modesto
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss gold in the sewers, Robert Burn's homemade ink, and why Sweden's highest point isn't any more.
2018-08-10Länk till avsnitt
Episode 228: No Such Thing As Seatbelts On Your Sofa
Not live and not from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss indoor hot air balloon shows, McBaseball and what you'll find inside a giraffe's armpit.
2018-08-03Länk till avsnitt
Episode 227: No Such Thing As A More Ambitious Crossover Event In History
Live (partly at least) from the Wellington Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss how to birth a lamb, the most niche Netflix categories, and Elton John's travel arrangements.
2018-07-27Länk till avsnitt
Episode 226: No Such Thing As A Turtle Painting The Ceiling
Live from Auckland, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss painting pants on portraits, why Moscow's politicians don't kiss each other, and how often men really think about sex.
2018-07-20Länk till avsnitt
Episode 225: No Such Thing As An Interesting Riddle
Live from the Sydney Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss BBC stock orgies, being buried with a chicken and why you might cycle the Olympic marathon.
2018-07-13Länk till avsnitt
Episode 224: No Such Thing As Mixed-Species Martial Arts
Live from Brisbane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spider wrestling, policemen dressed as statues, and Ozzy Osbourne's no-so-last tour.
2018-07-06Länk till avsnitt
Episode 223: No Such Thing As A Worthless Doorstop
Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss death by meteorite, the Manhatt-ant and the downhill history of the slinky.
2018-06-29Länk till avsnitt
Episode 222: No Such Thing As A Warmongering Pigeon
Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss superloud fish sex, taxiing to a war zone and why these facts probably aren't true.
2018-06-22Länk till avsnitt
Episode 221: No Such Thing As A Fully Carpeted Country
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Alan Davies discuss the street value of football sticker albums, anti-diving shin pads and instructional chat-up pamphlets for Argentinian footballers.
2018-06-14Länk till avsnitt
Episode 220: No Such Thing As A Million Dots
Anna, James, Andy and other James discuss bouliganism, flying on Titan, and tiny, tiny wasps.Episode 220 - No Such Thing As A Million Dots
2018-06-08Länk till avsnitt
Episode 219: No Such Thing As Jeremiah Wingdings
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cosmetic surgery for Fish, how to get the edge in the Tour de France, and competitive typesetting.
2018-06-01Länk till avsnitt
Episode 218: No Such Thing As Tennis On The Moon
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cavemen living on the moon, Victorian reaction times, and the mystery of The Mystery Of Edwin Drood.
2018-05-25Länk till avsnitt
Episode 217: No Such Thing As A Trapezium-Shaped Hankie
Live from Liverpool, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bob.com, how to eat an avocado, and what the Ancient Greeks used for toilet paper.
2018-05-18Länk till avsnitt
Episode 216: No Such Thing As A Lobster War
Live from Perth, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the most annoying man in history, the regretful inventor of the Australian labradoodle, and how lobsters nearly started a war.
2018-05-11Länk till avsnitt
Episode 215: No Such Thing As A Chihuahua Dog Sled Team
Live from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the monumental conception of Victor Hugo, when North Korea is the safest place to be, and why you should bring 600 pairs of shoes to a dog sled race.
2018-05-04Länk till avsnitt
Episode 214: No Such Thing As A Criminal In A Fabulous Hat
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Original Elf Molly Oldfield discuss blue whale birthing, ceramic pillows and how to cast for a police line-up.
2018-04-27Länk till avsnitt
Episode 213: No Such Thing As Panda Gladiators
Live from Reading, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's first waterskier, Harvard for pandas, and the the record-holding mat holder called Matt Hand.
2018-04-20Länk till avsnitt
Episode 212: No Such Thing As A Hipster Pharaoh
Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss smuggling pasta, the Queen's tri-annual review and the designer chickens of Silicon Valley.
2018-04-13Länk till avsnitt
Episode 211: No Such Thing As A Photograph Of A River
Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss dinner party etiquette for 5-year-olds, ugly American shoes and divorcées falling down the stairs.
2018-04-06Länk till avsnitt
Episode 210: No Such Thing As A Sheep's Bedside Table
Live from Leeds, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss sheep in a lift, the cocktail-endorsing pope, and why the RAF have banned Tunnocks Teacakes.
2018-03-30Länk till avsnitt
Episode 209: No Such Thing As A Sexy Black Hole
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss denim arson, and why 1p on the ground isn't worth anything.
2018-03-23Länk till avsnitt
Episode 208 - No Such Thing As A Female Egg Thief
Live from Oxford, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss the man with an egg stuck in his mouth, Lost Wife posters and Edward VII's driving-drink.
2018-03-23Länk till avsnitt
Episode 207: No Such Thing As Harry Potter And The Great Overreaction
Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss suspended babies, computer-generated sweet nothings, and the man who waters his house every day.
2018-03-09Länk till avsnitt
Episode 206: No Such Thing As A Pig In Court
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Victorian fern mania, why stripes are a fashion crime and ice golf championships.
2018-03-02Länk till avsnitt
Episode 205: No Such Thing As The Number Six
Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss ski lift thefts, the world's largest wine cellar and what would happen if all the bacteria disappeared in the world.
2018-02-23Länk till avsnitt
Episode 204: No Such Thing As A Mean Butterfly
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Great Maple Syrup Robbery, a musical Russian invasion and the great Greek god Doris.
2018-02-16Länk till avsnitt
Episode 203: No Such Thing As A Muscular Butterfly
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the secret Matrix sushi recipes, why our skin doesn't leak and butterfly sperm trickery.
2018-02-09Länk till avsnitt
Episode 202: No Such Thing As A Deadly Birthday Cake
Live from Coventry, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss trousers for horses, swimming the Atlantic, and why the inventor of basketball was so bad at teaching it.
2018-02-02Länk till avsnitt
Episode 201: No Such Thing As Lobsters At The Lobster Festival
Live from Dunstable, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss King Ferdinand's Orient Express phobia, the giant magnet roaming Glastonbury and Foyle's unorthodox method of wartime shop defence.
2018-01-26Länk till avsnitt
Episode 200: No Such Thing As A Jigsaw For The Queen
Live from Birmingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the squatting Queen impersonator, misplace nuclear launch codes, and the statue in Belgium commemorating Peter the Great's sick.
2018-01-19Länk till avsnitt
Episode 199: No Such Thing As An Heroic Fire-Goat
Live from Leicester, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss meerkats' inside-out bottoms, California's imprisoned firefighters, and the risk of finding a golf ball in your crisps.
2018-01-12Länk till avsnitt
Episode 198: No Such Thing As Cleopatra Movie Trivia
Live from Up The Creek In Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the dead author under the bed, the first ever sports bra, and Poopy the Ambassador.
2018-01-06Länk till avsnitt
No Such Thing As Wasted Material 2017
All the outtakes and deleted bits from Fish 2017. Happy In-between-Christmas-and-New-Year-bit!
2017-12-29Länk till avsnitt
Merry Fishmas!
A special Christmas Day extract from the audiobook version of The Book Of The Year.
2017-12-25Länk till avsnitt
197: Episode 197: No Such Thing As Eurovision For Christmas Trees
A special Christmas episode with Dan, James, Anna and Andy, live from Up The Creek in Greenwich
2017-12-22Länk till avsnitt
196: Episode 196: No Such Thing As Faking The Magic Dream
Live from Wimbledon, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss what makes flamingos pink, Cape Canaveral's dialling code, and the secret dream that lets you keep bees in the mountains.
2017-12-15Länk till avsnitt
195: Episode 195: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird With A Greggs Steak Bake
Live from Manchester, Dan, James, Anna And Andy discuss how much Coke a human-sized hummingbird would drink, the world's first rollercoaster, and American grocery bag-packing competitions.
2017-12-08Länk till avsnitt
194: Episode 194: No Such Thing As An Orange Crocodile
Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss green robins, Lenin?s unexpected accent and the Nottingham cheese riots.
2017-12-01Länk till avsnitt
193: Episode 193: No Such Thing As Death By Conga
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss testifying in court through a window, the ant nests made of ants, and book the size of postage stamps.
2017-11-25Länk till avsnitt
192: Episode 192: No Such Thing As A Restaurant Menu For Hats
Live from Cardiff, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss listening to the radio with your hat on, the useless mating call of the pumpkin toadlet, and salmon-shaped mountains.
2017-11-17Länk till avsnitt
191: Episode 191 - No Such Thing As A Cannibal Squirrel
Live from Bath, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Calvin Coolidge's robotic horse, the inventor of email, and the language it's easiest to speak while drunk.
2017-11-10Länk till avsnitt
190: Episode 190: No Such Thing As A Magic Oven For Chimps
Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss British boomerangs, primate rock-paper-scissors, and why the Catalans are so anti-cat.
2017-11-03Länk till avsnitt
189: Episode 189: No Such Thing As A Meringue-Utan
Live from the Cheltenham Literature Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Queen's nickname, the man beaten in a marathon by a tumble dryer, and the anus that is Making America Great Again.
2017-11-01Länk till avsnitt
188: Episode 188: No Such Thing As A Mouth-Propelled Grenade Launcher
Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Mo Farah's only Guinness World Record, what's inside a Kit Kat, and how hamsters arrived in the UK.
2017-10-27Länk till avsnitt