American Filth

Napoleon Hill wrote one of the most influential self-help books of all time. And yes, of course, he's a fraud. 

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A little spicy rerun!

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In 1919, a baseball player competes with the "world's greatest eater" in a spaghetti eating competition. 

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A bad dog goes on trial in 1921 San Francisco...for murder. 

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How many husbands are too many husbands in the Wild West??? Well, in Kitty Leroy's case, five. 

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Hello, I'm from the past (yesterday). How's the post-election world? Does the USA still exist? Well, let's go back in time and look at another election. This time, Kansas 1855 when settlers were deciding if it should be a free state or a slave state. 

And because of that choice, in one week in 1856, pro-slavery ruffians sacked a town in Kansas, a senator got beat up with a cane, and abolitionists murdered three pro-slavery Kansans. 

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A comedian said offensive stuff this week at a Trump gathering (is that what they're called?), so let's look at a comedian of yore, who fought for the right to say c**ks**ker on stage! 

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In the 1920s, the youths were kissing and touching each other! Disgusting! 

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American Filth recorded another live episode! This time with the Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival in London. We got to explain to the Brits how filthy America's Founding Fathers were and also recite Gabbie's Declaration of Dependence, a plea for Britain to take us back. 

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Were you transported back in time to colonial America?? Well, don't worry. Follow this guide to get some hanky-panky. 

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Rachel Wall was executed for stealing a bonnet. But was that really her only crime??? 

Come see American Filth live in London! The podcast will be part of the Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival with a live show on October 15 at 8 p.m. at the Bedford Pub. Tickets can be found here. 

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Tenth president John Tyler annexed Texas and Florida into the United States, and if that's not filthy enough, he also married a woman 30 years younger than him, and even more sinister, he might have fathered a kid or to with an enslaved woman. 

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Artist Sarah Goodridge sent a miniature painting of her bosom to a no-good senator. Some people say they were just friends, but then why did she send him a tit pic??? 

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Were these young bucks just really good friends??? Or was something else going on??? 

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All the filth returns September 11!

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One more week until American Filth returns! The show's crowning achievement has been outing historical figures who might have been gay. And it all started with some bigoted Southerners who sent a couple of spicy letters. 

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New episodes back in two weeks! In the meantime...the solitary vice is not, in fact, listening to American Filth. But instead...well, figure it out by listening to the episode from earlier this year when Kellogg's CEO said that poor people should just eat cereal! What a time! 

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AF summer break continues... so let's go back to Nashville, where young Union soldiers wet their whistle so much that 100 sex workers were forced aboard a boat and stranded in the river for days.

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Some AF BTS! That stands for American Filth behind-the-scenes. Gabbie talks to Jesse Nighswonger, who composed the theme song. He also made an extra special remix that critics (Gabbie) are calling the song of the summer. 

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The show's on summer break and will be back in September. So let's go back to the beginning...to our esteemed Founding Father Gouverneur Morris who died as he lived: with his wiener.

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So... after John Wilkes Booth killed Abraham Lincoln, there was a huge manhunt that ended with Booth getting shot by a guy who had previously cut his own balls off. Whomst was this man? Well, he made hats and loved god. 

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I know this will be hard to imagine, but the man who is considered the father of the American freak show wasn't the greatest of guys. He was actually a pile of American Filth if you can believe it. This episode, we're talking about PT Barnum and his origin story of exploitation and racism!! 

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Whoa! It's the live episode but in regular format. America wins its independence with the help of a gay Prussian.

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It's our recording of American Filth Live! Featuring a gay Prussian who changed the course of the Revolutionary War. 

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Two days before the end of the Constitutional Convention, the delegates, including George Washington, got hammered. 

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Sometimes when Puritans are oppressing you, a Quaker, you gotta pull the girls out. 

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Our 29th president had a habit of cheating on his wife. And one of his affairs left behind 1000 pages of smutty letters. 

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The son of Francis Scott Key was a womanizer and then womanized a woman whose husband would not stand being cuckolded!

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Andrew Jackson had a bad bird...but did you know that pets often take on the personalities of their owners??? Frick!

Come to American Filth Live! It's in Atlanta on 6/29 at 8 p.m. Tickets are available at this link: https://dynamiceldorado.fourthwalltickets.com/shows/american-filth-live. 

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Feminist scholar Ida Craddock taught sex education to young couples. She had a lot of experience and expertise to pass on because of her own intellectual and sexual relationship with her husband who was a ghost. But Comstock came calling after she published some pamphlets. 

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Anthony Comstock strikes again! This time going after notorious abortionist Madame Restell. 

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Big follower of Christ/mail snoop Anthony Comstock rails against obscenity and gets a law named after him passed in 1873! One thing he hates in particular? Birth control!!

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Has America already had a gay president??? Or was he just a fussy, prissy, well-dressed guy?? James Buchanan lived with the same man for decades in Washington, and many people find that pretty sus!

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Men continue to sleep in the same bed and maybe...give a little head. This time the couple in question shared a bed for four years. But yeah! Maybe they were just roommates! Or is Abraham Lincoln actually a little bit gay? 

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Some South Carolinian politicians in the 1820s did a lot more than sleeping. Just ask their fleshen poles. 

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Religious group? Sex cult? Polyamorous filth? Silverware manufacturer? The Oneida Community had it all. 

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In the 1910s, Buda Godman turned heads in New York. She was young, hot, and everyone wanted to get to know her. But who cares about being a 1910s influencer? So boring! Buda dove into a life of crime instead. 

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Mae West brings Sex to Broadway but also...gay people?? 

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Wow, a true crime story!! Did this man kill his wife and daughter in 1845? Or did he kill EVEN MORE PEOPLE??

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Touching yourself too much? Have you tried eating some cereal?? John Harvey Kellogg was a chastity crusader who could solve any horned up feelings you have. Come learn how to abstain and get those hands out your own pants! 

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In 1873, a woman finds a husband from a newspaper ad. But turns out... he sucks. 

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In a small colonial settlement in Virginia in 1629, an indentured servant is confusing the heck out of everyone. Some people swear the servant is a dude named Thomas. But others are like, no, she's a lady named Thomasine! 

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Did you know we have gross presidents??? Well, President Grover Cleveland, aka Steve Cleve, was one of the grossest. 

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Stephanie St. Clair ran Harlem's underground. But she came up against police and other mobsters, and one or twice, she shot her boyfriends.  

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To get you in the mood for Valentine's Day, let's indulge in some of the filthiest lyrics ever written. And yes, they are from the 1920s and 30s.

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When the haters* get you down, douse 'em in some tar and stick on some feathers. 

*Britain 

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 In the mid to late 19th century, the seven Sutherland sisters were the talk of the town. Why?? Because they had a lot of hair. 49 feet in total. If that fell into your soup, there would be no soup left.

But their rags to riches story quickly went back to rags. 

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At the end of the 20th century, most cities were covered in HORSE POO! It was not only gross but also DIRE! Find out how they dealt with this because it smelt quite bad. 

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New Orleans used to have a legal red light district, and it was THRIVING at the turn of the 20th century. But then, of course, war happened and messed it all up!!! Stupid war! 

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Oh my god, can you believe it? Here we got another case of a husband cheating on his wife with his wife's younger sister!! Yuck! But this time, it features a laudanum overdose and America's first novel. 

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Welcome to 2024! To mark this momentous occasion, let's start off with a bang. And who liked banging more than Benjamin Franklin?? Allegedly. 

But there was one person he didn't seem to want to bang. His wife! Today's episode is filled to the brim with hot (re: questionable) takes. 

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The stinky puritans are at it again! This time instead of executing people over hog banging, they are canceling Christmas ONCE AND FOR ALL! Well...until they un-cancel it. Find out WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED! 

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Two presidents received an odd gift: a big-ass wheel of cheese. Why?? How?? From whomst??? Listen to find of these curdled mysteries. 

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A millionaire shoots an architect at the premiere of a really bad musical in 1906. And yeah, it's probably because that millionaire has terrible mental health. But he says that he did it for his wife, Evelyn Nesbit. Listen to learn about how this murder came to be! 

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Did you run out of food on your sea voyage? No worries. It is totally fine to eat your fellow sailors. It's the CUSTOM OF THE SEA! 

Today's episode, the sinking of the whaling ship the Essex, the real history that inspired Moby-Dick. 

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During the Spanish-American War, a bunch of our boys got sick and died... not from the war but maybe from some nasty meat. Or maybe not. But it did smell and taste really bad!

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Noted thief and sex worker Mary Jones stole countless men's wallets in the 1830s and 40s. Robert Haslem was one of those "victims," and he had no shame taking her to court! ! !

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President Lyndon B. Johnson's administration is known for all sorts of stuff, like the Civil Rights Acts of 1964 and 1965, the creation of public radio and television, food stamps, and Medicare and Medicaid. And, of course, escalating the Vietnam War. 

Lyndon did all that...while whipping his dick out all the time. And his wiener? He named it Jumbo! BEWARE: lots of penis puns in this one. Sorry!

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This episode starts with a frothing vat of piss. And the story set in the 1980s, sorry guys, that is history now. Worse than all of that, this episode is about FINE ART. 

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Happy Halloween! Trying to get over that consumption cough?? Have you tried digging up your dead grandma and BURNING HER?!

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James Garfield gets shot, and some doctors stick their nasty fingies in the wound. Yum! 

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Before James Garfield was (briefly) president, he had a fun hobby of cheating on his wife. But it's okay because he felt SO BAD about it. 

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Union soldiers won't stop banging, so they hire a boat. 

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Finally, an episode featuring incest.

Before she married Founding Daddy Gouverneur Morris, Ann Cary "Nancy" Randolph got accused of not just incest but also infanticide! Neat! 

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FDR hates gay sex. Well, sort of. (Also, I don't think I made seamen/semen joke in this episode, which is a real oversight.)

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Watch out for your eyes! 

MAIN SOURCES:

• Elliott J. Gorn, "Gouge and Bite, Pull Hair and Scratch,”
• Thomas Ashe, "Travels in America Performed in 1806."

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Bang a sow! Hang a man! 

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Founding Daddy Gouverneur Morris is coming for (and on) your wife. 

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