Why bother watching Jurassic Park when you can watch Raptor Ranch? The story of an indebted waitress, two 90s ski bros, a traveling musician and...his back up singers? Is that what they did? Who cares. There are dinosaurs in this and they want to eat everyone. More revelevent information; their mad scientist creator may have had a favorite and he may have made out with her. It's not clear. Just roll with it. An attitude you should carry with you throughout the entire film...if you wish to keep your sanity. So, let's roll on down to Raptor Ranch; one hell of a Dinosaur Experiment.