Patrick, Nick and Dylan kick off the first episode of Another Bachelor Pod by highlighting the evolution that Nick's jawline and abdominals have gone through over the past two years. What a transformation. They then segue perfectly into Patrick's weariness of The Bachelor and his probably mentally handicapped sister. The guys then dive in, much like a dolphin or a shark, to the contestants, as we learn about the seedy underbelly of the OC and what that filthy Québécois made her children do when the cameras were around. Picks are then locked in for the first ever annual inaugural Bachelor Draft.