An old flame of Mitch & Craig's named Alison arrives in town for the 11th Annual Mitch Buchannon Rip Festival and they're both still in love with her. Fortunately for Mitch she's still way into him. Unfortunately for Craig she has absolutely no interest in him, but that might be because he's already married to Gina who is conveniently out of town this episode. Or maybe it's because Craig has cold, dead eyes. Either way, Mitch & Alison are all over each other and Craig is so jealous that it's causing conflict in his relationship with Mitch. They can't stop fighting and that's not good since they need to work together for the upcoming Dory Race that no one cares about. There's also a new lifeguard named Tony who's helping a guy named Marv steal cars at the beach, and Eddie's too naive to figure this out. Thankfully Trevor sets him straight. Soon after that Garner almost decapitates a guy with a metal gate. There's also a moment where I'm pretty sure Craig says to Mitch, "You should have waited Mitch. My sausage was still hanging in the air and you went bird-dogging in on her!" He's got a point, Mitch.