Do y'all know what's going to keep Paige warm at night? Those degrees. You have to be this old to understand that joke. Paige prances through the halls of Degrassi this week telling anyone who will listen (which isn't many) that she's going to Banting to receive a business degree and she's going to be set for life. Will she jeopardize her future by one impulsive mistake? No, she will jeopardize it by many, but more on that later.
Meanwhile, I have absolutely no idea what else happens in this episode and I'm not about to look it up either. Tune in to find out why Chris is never going to mention "golden hour" in front of a man with a pickup truck again and to find out if Terri passes trivia this week.