Ep. 52 - "When Cujo Attacks" - SLC S5 Episode 13 Recap (& Summer House Teaser + Men of VPR Discussion)

Welcome to Lisa Barlow's Vida Tequila Puerto Vallarta experience from hell, our pick for best episode of the RHOSLC season so far! But first:

• Michele talks about the birthday cameo Lauren got her from a certain VPR Golden Boy; why celebrity houses always get passed around.

• 9:47, we discuss the trailer for Summer House Season 9 and make some early predictions (we think it will rip!)
• VPR cancellation speculation (was it because all the male cast members lives are falling apart?) and an impromptu "Love, Actually" rant.
• Then at 24:24, it's our Salt Lake City S5E13 recap-
• The heartbreaking yet so Housewives scene of Mary talking about her son's addiction while Angie's face remains perfectly still;
• Is Bronwyn having a nervous breakdown after Cujo got her?
• And Brittani gets dogwalked by everyone at the Vida dinner so badly that even the waiter seems like he's dunking on her obliviousness.
• Plus some light power ranking and S6 speculation based on reunion seating
• Then oral exams at 58:25! Warning: Survivor S47 Finale Speculation to those who are triggered by CBS like Michele!