064 - Sixty-Four

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(out of breath)

Oh my god, oh my god—

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You will never believe what I just saw. 

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But, go on, guess. 

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Okay, yeah, I figured you wouldn’t. A moose! I saw a goddamn moose! 

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Thank god it didn’t see me, because I’ve heard those things can run fast. But it was just…I mean, it was huge. I thought I knew how big moose are, but I really, really didn’t. 

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Of course, there’s been a lot of beautiful nature around - more sheep, deer—or are they elk? Tons of neat little birds. I even saw a coyote off in the distance, I’m pretty sure. And I think there are bears and wolves too, but thankfully I haven’t come across them, the moose is by far the most dangerous animal I’ve encountered. 

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And it looked dangerous. Like it could knock me out with one hit, which I’m sure it could have. I didn’t take my chances—I backed away slowly and then I ran here to tell you, which, um—

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I’m not sure, uh, why I did that. It’s not like you can see it too, or that you’re even listening—

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I don’t know. It’s…it’s the most exciting thing to happen to me in a while and I guess…I guess I just wanted to share it with someone. Yeah. 

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