“Name: Sleezeba L. Occupation: Sailor. Cause of death: …Well, to be honest, I don’t know, and it’s bothering me. He was in perfect health, has all his blood. Just died. I don’t know. They bring him in and say ‘Hey coroner, why did he die?’ But they said he was just standing there and then *poof*, dead. Whatever. Cause of death: spontaneous… death.” – Fendraeyan Coroner
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