Episode 5: John Carter (of Mars)

  Ellie and Tim choose to fight for Helium by taking a look at John Carter, the 2012 adaptation of Edgar Rice Burrough's Barsoom novels. Warning: Contains explicit language, spoilers (both film and book), and much wistful grumbling about lost sequels.   Our theme song is "Nostalgia TV" by Edward Jonathan Blakeley through Lynne Publishing.