Listen to This and Get Rich Quick!

Maddy and Phoebe talk about their failed careers as gymnasts and later, their actual failed careers.  But don't worry, they make themselves feel better by blaming capitalism for everything.  Cults, communism, and MLMs aren't impressing them either.  Really all they want is for someone to knock on their door and ask for a god damn cup of flour like the good ol' days.  And remember, their DMs are always open if you would still trust them to give you good advice after listening to this episode.