Case File 001: Crow Ocarina

Today we probe Ani's interest in a "Crow Ocarina"

Is Ani trying to turn our neighborhood crows into an army?

Does she love the crows more than me?

What is an ocarina?

Why are crows cool?

Are crows destroying the nuclear family?

Should we do all that we can to serve the crows, knowing their offspring will remember our faces?

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Music: Low Dose - For Sure