[UN-REDACTED] Case File 004: Invasive Species of the Northwest

[This episode has been restored to the complete version of events. The Company did not wish for you to hear the first seven minutes and fourty-four seconds of this episode. Fortunately, they do not yet control this outlet.]

Today I investigate Ani's vigilante action against "invasive" species of plants and animals including:

• Her history targeting invasive plants in Jr. High and High School
• Further radicalization as an adult after being injured by the hyper-photosensitivity-causing Hogweed
• Pitting invasive species against each other
• Invasive plants that can blind animals and humans (not cool)
• Operating on baby hummingbirds
• Regulating the very invasive species known as our house cat
• Will I myself be made into a "human hoogle bed" to satisfy Ani's needs for habitat restoration?
• How to start your own native garden

Music: Neko Case - Red Tide