It's Christmas and the champagne is flowing like the rivers of underground Agartha at The Ashby where Jay Clone 3 has taken his girlfriend, Salma Hayek. They reminisce on their journey of love together while celebrating Jay Clone 3's monumental career climb to the top. While Jay Clone 3 prepares a surprise for Salma, he is interrupted by Mr. Fungus telling him that he must return to Agartha immediately for a holiday emergency.