365 Days – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 73
“Are you lost, baby girl?”
This week, Daniel and Corky strap themselves in to endure the hardcore softcore hump-a-thon of Netflix’s viral hit, 365 Days. This repugnant Fifty Shades knockoff plays like an erotic rewrite of The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Besides fetishizing Stockholm Syndrome, this barrage of atrocious pop songs and makeover montages features some of the clumsiest storytelling imaginable.
Elsewhere, Daniel and Corky discuss the career arc of cocaine mirror holders and the perils of dating dungeon owners.
Repligator (Jack Kain)
Daniel’s craft beer: Henhouse Brewing‘s MK Ultra IPA (6.9% ABV)
Corky’s craft beer: Berryessa Brewing‘s Free Kittens rice lager (5% ABV)
Critic scores: 0 on Rotten Tomatoes
This week’s darer: Jesse Davis
Why did Jesse dare Daniel and Corky to watch 365 Days? “Because you guys loved the 50 Shades trilogy so much, and despite the obvious similarities, this is so much better!”
IMDB synopsis: “Massimo is a member of the Sicilian Mafia family and Laura is a sales director. She does not expect that on a trip to Sicily trying to save her relationship, Massimo will kidnap her and give her 365 days to fall in love with him.”
This week’s referenced movies: the Fifty Shades trilogy; the Twilight movies; Cool as Ice; The Beautician and the Beast; Fear; Overboard; The Godfather; Star Wars: Episode 1 – The Phantom Menace
Ratings: Daniel – Double Dare; Corky – Double Dare
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