Skullduggery – Scare Daniel Podcast Episode 99
“Wanna watch me suck a Greyhound bus through a straw?”
Trottelville Junior College talent show rejects Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell invoke the Spirit of Evil to review Skullduggery. Pointless beyond comprehension, Skullduggery concerns a malicious game within a game within a muddy and witless non-horror movie. It’s just a series of nonsensical things happening in the most uncompelling manner possible.
Elsewhere, Daniel and Corky discuss sacred tigers, blood puzzles, Dial-a-Guffaw phone lines and Toronto Argonauts draft picks.
In the Cut (Julio from The Contrarians)
This week’s themed cocktail: Ota Richter Scale (1.5 oz. Johnnie Walker Black; 0.5 oz. Maker’s Mark Bourbon; 1 tsp. maple syrup; 2 dashes Angostura bitters; 1 dash Fee Brothers aromatic bitters; smoked with a lemon peel garnish)
This week’s darer: Mark Krawczyk
Mark’s dare: “I remember watching this film on Beta as a kid. I was interested because it involved a D&D type game and it was supposed to be horror. It is from that genre of “D&D will take you to hell” movies. I need to share this pain with someone.”
IMDB synopsis: “Five anxious players gather for a medieval board game where merciless warlocks battle for ultimate occult power. But something is playing — and it’s no longer just a game. Some unspeakable evil is manipulating an unwitting player to play out a blood-letting orgy of unrelenting horror.”
This week’s referenced movies: The Piano; Speed 2: Cruise Control; Dude Bro Party Massacre III; Marvel Cinematic Universe movies; Beyond the Seventh Door; The Magnificent Ambersons; The Princess Bride; Spookies; Exorcist II: The Heretic; Porky’s; Zapped!; An American Werewolf in London; Eyes Wide Shut; Austin Powers movies
Ratings: Daniel – Dare; Corky – Double Dare
List of films graded “F” on Cinemascore
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