WARNING: SPOILERS/NSFW - DC on SCREEN #138 - Lucifer 1x09 - A Priest Walks Into A Bar | Review - No sympathy for the Devil this episode. When a local priest walks into Lucifer's bar to ask for help, Lucifer begins an infantile tirade declaring the priest to be a pedophile and everything else you can think of because, well, Lucifer apparently doesn't realize that God doesn't need for him to point out that His representatives aren't perfect. And of course, there's a b-plot that seems really cool for all of two seconds before you realize that it's there for convenience as opposed to anything remotely logical.