With surgical audio dexterity we dissect Coppola's clunky labor of love "Bram Stoker's Dracula" and Hammer Horror's gem "The Horror of Dracula". Vampires are pretty silly but blood is really cool, so we're pretty torn about these ones. We really do some work on this cast as we figure out how George Lucas came up with Count Dooku and create a tasty beverage known as "Moon D". Happy Halloween y'all. I hate writing these.