Well that's actually not true, because in episode seven of Race Radio, brought to you by cycling content confectioners Useless Postal, we do also hear a little bit about a Classique ride that's just happened in Essex.
But if the Giro thang is still tickling your fancy, we've got a whole host of amusing (we hope) awards, bad moustaches then and now, Rob Brydon is maybe Geraint's uncle, Primoz Roglic is Benjamin Button in banana form, and a small assortment of post it notes we found in a book that's yet to be written about the future of Italian cycling.
All of this in no particular order. Let's go! Disc brakes are banned in this streaming surprise, so there's no stopping once you hit the first bend.