In which a weary traveler returns to correct some French, before commencing an earnest discussion on the following subjects: winning, alternative uses for the humble pannier, Lachlan Morton's emerald slippers have a BOA strap(?), Dickie Carapaz slips that Yates brother(s) like a turn on the front, Biniam Girmay gets an impromptu beat, Derek Gee's Gran Fondo has a special feature, S-Works is the only bike, bear baiting at the WorldTour, Remco leaves the exam early, Chloe Dygert is not who you think she is, and the Olympics are coming.
Let's blow this popsicle stand.