SCENE: Kapi struts in with sass and begins singing to Pistachio and Crank.
“I never thought dodo’s essential They're crude and simple and plain But maybe they've a glimmer of potential If allied to my vision and brain”
“I know that your powers of retention Are as wet as a boaear’s backside But thick as you are, pay attention My words are a matter of pride”
“It's clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs But we're talking recommendations Even YOU can't be caught unawares”
“So prepare for a chance of a lifetime Be prepared for a festival crime. A shining new era Is shuffling nearer And where do we feature? Just listen to teacher I know it sounds sordid But you'll be rewarded”
"And Cyrus deliciously squared."
"BE PREPARED."
Isaac gives a devilish laugh and sashay's away.
Crank gets a taste of doing magic. Kapi gets laid. Tune in next week to hear what Pistachio does!