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This week we ask is Ireland about to bake another Turkey? Find out which Eurovision icon doesn't think so as we count down the days until Eurovision 2024!

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As in blow the roof off, not cats actually  being blown off the roof. What is wrong with you!
This week we jump into some sexy merman action in the ocean and Germany promises cats and fails to deliver felines!

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This week we look at how your voice can be included in a contestant's song, competing for the win on the 2024 Eurovision stage! Bet you didn't have that on your 2024 bingo card!
Plus, Ireland launches another campaign to kill the Douze Points Podcast. Join us for these stories and more.

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Prepare to embark on a melodious voyage with Eurovision 2024, where the thrill of the upcoming contest is as palpable as the salty sea air!  We're also shining the spotlight on Norway's Melody Grand Prix, where 18 acts are vying for the honor to represent their nation on the ultimate stage. Feel the heartbeats of Eurovision enthusiasts sync to the rhythm of anticipation and predictions!

 Join us and let your Eurovision passion unfurl like a flag in the wind!

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No guests this time, just me, your host, weaving tales of everyday humor and the spellbinding allure of Eurovision's upcoming spectacle. Join me as we celebrate life's quirky beats and the enchanting rhythm of the world's most vibrant music competition.

As we segue from domestic tales to the grand stage of Eurovision 2024, I'm buzzing with anticipation over the creative stage designs that promise to wrap us in an immersive performance experience. Imagine Rammstein setting the stage ablaze with ferocity, or the serene strumming of a folk melody followed by the powerful crescendo of an operatic voice—all possibilities in the diverse landscape of this musical extravaganza. 

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Join the celebration as we infuse the Christmas Day spirit with a good dose of humor and swirl the rumor about Dannii Minogue on the Eurovision stage,
Regardless of whether your holiday haul meets your wish list, I'm here to remind you to honor your fabulousness and sprinkle your days with kindness and hope. 
Cheers to keeping the holidays "sweet and dangly," and to embracing the unique joy in each and every day.

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Ever wondered how to sprinkle a little Eurovision sparkle onto your Christmas playlist? Tune in and join the merry mayhem as we explore the latest holiday hits from our favorite Eurovision stars, from Teya and Selena's cheeky "Ho Ho Ho" to Subwoofer's macabre "I Think I Killed Rudolph". 
Plus, we can barely contain our excitement as we drop tantalizing teasers about what’s in store for Eurovision 2024.
From the call for volunteers at Malmo to a comedic suggestion for coping with the relentless march of time, we’re packing this episode with good cheer and a dash of existential musing. And don't forget, your input is crucial! Should our next episode gift-wrap an early present, or provide a Christmas Day escape? Your holiday season, your call!

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Are your Eurovision senses tingling? Ours certainly are, as we dish on the exciting news that Australia is confirmed to compete in Eurovision 2024! Yes, you heard it here first - we're back, bringing our creativity and passion to the international stage. As if that wasn't thrilling enough, we've got the scoop on the recently announced writers for the 68th Eurovision Song Contest, 

Strap in as we speculate on the potential hosts for Eurovision 2024. Could it be? Do we dare we dream, ABBA? Only time will tell, but we've got the buzz and we're happy to share our thoughts, dreams, and wild speculations. So, don't miss out - join us as we chatter about all things Eurovision, and eagerly await our chance to shine on the Eurovision stage.

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Who will be hosting Eurovision 2024 - could it be the return of our beloved Petra and Mans? Brace yourself for a surprising reveal of the potential Hollywood host that was once in the running!

Eurovision 2016, where initial chatter pointed towards a   Hollywood star as the potential the host. But the pendulum swung in favor of fan-favorites Petra and Mans, who delivered an unforgettable performance of "Peace, peace, love, love". This performance was so iconic, it amassed more views on YouTube than Justin Timberlake's performance at the same event! That's right, you heard it here, folks! As we delve into viewer comments brimming with love for the performance, let's mull over the chances of Petra and Mons' return to the Eurovision stage, despite potential contractual issues. Ready to bask in the glow of Eurovision nostalgia and anticipation? Let's get started.

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Ever had one of those days where you lock yourself out of your house...twice? Well, buckle up because in our latest episode, I share my hilarious (and unfortunate) adventures in home security and lock-picking, complete with a surprise cameo from a German locksmith. The tale features a desperate sprint, a bottle of booze, hot chips, and a pirate hat used in a way it was definitely not intended to be! 

But don't worry, we swap locksmith woes for Eurovision joys, as we unveil some groundbreaking news. That's right, the ticket sales for the 2024 Eurovision are just around the corner! Get the inside scoop on the early bird guide prices and all the details you need to secure your spot in the audience. Plus, I might just share a few home security tips for the fellow true crime podcast fans among us. And remember, making an extra set of keys could save you from your own home lockout saga!

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Are you curious about the secrets behind the slogans of the Eurovision Song Contest? Ever wondered why the 2024 slogan is a carbon copy of the 2023 one? We'll unearth the historical and sexual undertones that are often hidden behind these catchy phrases. 

. So, get onboard, add to the conversation, and let's unravel the Eurovision enigma together!

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Are you ready for a deep dive into a potpourri of thought-provoking topics? Let's chat about the liberating joy of removing your bra after a long day, and what's happening in Eurovision land. We're also looking at the serious side of life, with Iceland in a state of emergency due to a volcanic eruption. Wondering just how you can lend a helping hand? Tune in for some creative suggestions. 

 What's more, we'll delve into why Kylie Minogue is our dream Eurovision performer. On a lighter note, we're hunting for cha-cha-cha puffy sleeves for an upcoming ensemble and dishing out random compliments. So join us, we've got a lot to talk about!

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Get set for a lively look at Eurovision! We ponder the economic aspects of hosting the grand Eurovision Song Contest, the potential struggle for smaller cities, and the staggering budgets some nations willingly invest. It's a serious look at the balancing act between grandeur and affordability, and we question if a lower budget Eurovision could lead to a unique resurgence of originality.. 

Moving on, we journey to the mesmerizing land of Sweden, and an unexpected pest control hero. We also provide some sneak peeks into the early line-up for Eurovision 2024, introducing you to the first few performers who've made the cut. This episode is a hearty blend of giggles, a longing for the past, and a zest for Eurovision's future. Hop on board, let's get chatty about everything Eurovision!

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Ever wonder why we dress up as ghouls and goblins to solicit candy from our neighbors once a year? Ready to sink your teeth into the riveting history of one of the most adored and feared creatures of the night? In our Halloween special, we take a broomstick ride back in time, tracing the origins of our current Halloween traditions
Succumb to the mesmerizing notes of Lordi's 'Hard Rock Hallelujah', and raise a glass to DJ Bobo's 'Vampires are Alive' - a timeless Halloween classic.  No garlic or stakes required!

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Are you ready to rip the lid off some eyebrow-raising stories and best-kept secrets? Get set for a whirlwind ride with us on the Douze Points Podcast as we juggle between the uproarious world of OnlyFans, the exhilaration of the forthcoming Eurovision, and the lesser-known facts about traveling to Sweden. Brace yourself for a juicy tale about an OnlyFans creator that will have you in stitches and cringing at the same time. Fancy attending Eurovision? We've got you covered . 

Shifting gears, we delve into the stunning but paradoxical Sweden from the perspective of the Australian Government's travel advice website. Buckle up and join us for this rollercoaster ride of insights, laughter, and revelations!

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Want to know the maiden crushing history of Malmo, and your quickest route to Amsterdam's famed Sex Museum? We've got you covered! We'll be your trusty guides as you gain some surprising insights about Malmo's naming history (hint: it involves a girl and a mill). We promise you'll be entertained, educated, and maybe even a bit bewildered by the journey.

 So, why not take a break from the mundane and join us on this whirlwind tour of history, humor, and a heaping helping of hope? Trust us; you won't regret it!

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It's time to mark your calendars, friends! Would you believe that the Eurovision Song Contest is just around the corner, this May? We're sounding the alarm early; don't let the last-minute rush catch you off guard, secure that time off work for your Eurovision viewing party and, more importantly, the recovery days that follow. This isn't just for those lucky enough to attend in person in Malamo, Sweden - it's essential planning even for those of us watching from our comfy couches at home. 

Oh, and we're totally daydreaming about having Petra and Mans hosting the spectacle again! We're also going to break down the economics of hosting such a major event - , let's get stoked together for the Eurovision Song Contest and start the party early with us!

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This week we discuss the recent cancer diagnosis of Danny Estrin, the phenomenal lead vocalist of Voyager and we discover the impact of cancer on some of our beloved Eurovision stars like Olivia Newton-John, who, despite their personal battles, became fierce advocates for cancer awareness and research. 
Their stories serve as a reminder of the importance of vigilance and regular screenings, emphasizing that early detection could be a life-saver.

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Ever wondered why Eurovision songs are capped at three minutes? Curious about the origin of this rule? You're in luck! This episode takes you on a nostalgic journey back to 1956 when there were no such limit. We discuss the impact of Italy's record-breaking five-minute and nine-second song in 1957 that shaped the rules of today's Eurovision contest.

But wait, we don't stop there. Brace yourselves as we venture into the hypothetical world of a six-hour-long Eurovision Grand Final! Envision the dramatic costume reveals, intense performance dynamics, and yes, even marathon drinking games that could result from this extended time frame. 

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Ever stared into the abyss of fame, the one riddled with obsessive stalkers and a violated sense of privacy? Join us, as we venture into this unnerving territory with our revealing discussion on the stalking nightmare endured by 2009 Eurovision winner, Alexander Rybak. Ranging from relentless emails to unsolicited house visits, we shed light on Alexander's struggle, as well as the extreme extents celebrity stalkers can go to. Accompany us as we delve into the song 'Leave Me Alone', a poignant outpour from Alexander seeking peace from his persistent stalker, complete with film clip.

Get ready for an unfiltered, thought-stirring discussion that will undoubtedly leave you contemplating, am I the stalker?

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TRIGGER WARNING. This episode mentions assault. 
Imagine a group of individuals caught in the throes of a brutal conflict, yet daring to dream of grace, unity, and music. Picture them battling the uncertainties of war, armed only with the power of song. This episode chronicles the remarkable journey of Muhammad Fazlagic and  band Fazla, who amidst the horrors of the Bosnian war, prepared for the most unconventional resistance - an attempt to represent Bosnia on the Eurovision stage. 

We follow Muhammad's journey from the war-torn streets of Sarajevo to the Eurovision stage . Join us as we traverse through this extraordinary narrative - not merely of a contest - but of the indomitable will of a band caught in the crossfire of a devastating war.

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You're about to embark on a riveting journey deep into the heart of Eurovision. Get ready to discover the incredible determination and resilience of the participants in the 1993 event, where post-Soviet Union and Yugoslavia nations vied for just three spots on the famed Millstreet stage. 

 So, tune in as we celebrate the undying spirit and passion that make Eurovision more than just a music contest.

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What does it mean to truly be a Eurovision fan? Such a simple question, yet it sparked an elaborate discussion.. It's not about memorizing all 1,600 songs nor is it about watching the contest year after year. If you love the Eurovision, you're a fan - as straightforward as that.

But wait, there's more to this episode. We're taking you on a journey through some of the most iconic Eurovision performances, from Svetlana Lobada's incredible act to Loreen's infamous crab walk. All these diverse performances, they shed light on the cultural richness and musical diversity that this unique event embraces. We're also sharing our top Eurovision songs, because why not? Being a Eurovision fan isn't a task, it's a journey that changes and grows over time. So whether you're a seasoned viewer or a newcomer, buckle up for a fun and enlightening ride through the captivating world of Eurovision!

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Everyone deserves the right to love and to be loved, yet, a terrifying trend of hatred and rights violations against the LGBTIA+ community is sweeping across the globe. Shockingly, this isn't just an isolated issue - from the USA to Australia, these acts of hate are widespread. We're here to break it down, discussing the fear-mongering tactics being used. But this isn't just about the LGBTIA+ community. This affects us all, and we'll explore why it's imperative for everyone to stand up, to be an ally, to support their neighbors, friends, and family in the struggle for equality.

Being an ally doesn't mean you have to have all the answers. But being willing to listen, to learn, to advocate - that's where the real power lies. It's about staying true to yourself, your values, and standing firm for the rights of the LGBTIA+ community. 

We don't want to just stand on the sidelines we want to get involved, we ask how we can help and keep advocating for a world where love is love, and everyone is free to express themselves without fear. Tune in and join us in this vital conversation about love, equality, and the power of allyship.

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Have you ever thought how animals can create unforgettable moments in a live music show like Eurovision? Well, in this hilarious episode, we're reflecting on some of the most unique and memorable animal-inspired moments in Eurovision history. We'll start with a hilarious tale from 2016 when Belarus petitioned to perform nude with wolves on stage - yes, you heard that right! We'll also travel back in time to recall some of the most outrageous performances, like Island's Dustin the Turkey puppet in 2008.

Ever wonder about the power of a song about penguins? Well, prepare to be amazed as we revisit Luxembourg's iconic penguin song and ponder over its potential for our playlists. Plus, we'll share the funniest moments and debates over the years concerning animal-related performances and let you laugh along with us. So buckle up and join us for a wild ride through the annals of Eurovision history in a way that only we can deliver. You don't want to miss this frolicking and feather-filled episode!

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Are LED light-up pants the future of Eurovision? Join us as we chat with Alex Canion, the powerhouse bass guitarist from the Australian band Voyager, who gives us a peek behind the curtain into their Eurovision 2023 journey. He pulls back the veil on the extraordinary costs associated with creating a killer performance for this global stage. He candidly discusses the band's electrifying impact on Semi-Final 2, saving it from becoming a borefest, and even playfully contemplates the idea of light-up pants for future performances. If you're a Voyager or Eurovision enthusiast, this chat will be music to your ears!

Venturing into the second part of our discussion, we dig into Voyager's recent European tour and how it's influenced their fanbase. Alex shares his thoughts on national pride, voyages of musical exploration, and how Eurovision has sculpted their unique approach to music. Take a sonic journey as we explore the band's experiences playing in a plethora of different countries, the creative process behind their new album, and Alex's favorite song from it. If you've ever pondered the intricacies of a triumphant Eurovision performance or what it's like touring with an Australian Prog Rock band, this conversation will hit all the right notes!

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Ever wondered how AI's been shaking up the music industry? Picture this: AI crafting lyrics, as innovative as David Bowie using the William S. Burroughs Cut method in his prime! We're turning the spotlight on Eurovision this time, dissecting the 2020 AI contest winner, the stunning Australian entry ‘Beautiful the World’, and the deliciously irreverent runner-up from Germany. It's a whirlwind tour into the blend of music and technology that's redefining what we know of entertainment today. 

We're diving into some fascinating examples of human-robot interactions and pondering the implications of AI's advancement in the entertainment industry. Buckle up for a rollercoaster ride of fun, music, and tech!

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Liz finds something to believe in by the side of the road and you won't believe who! We also get far too emotionally involved with British Rom Com's  and take some bad castle invasion advice from Blue!

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Liz lives some of the sad songs of Eurovision, as she is rear ended by a stranger and waves goodbye to her first love. Will she finally get her hot chips?

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We look at some lost commandos arresting a Eurovision star by mistake, we find out not all publicity is good and we promote the value of a good education and an old-fashioned letter. Eurovision, but not as you know it!

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This week we start a look at the sordid world of Eurovision stars who have walked off the contest and straight into crime and it's not just the fashion police on call. We look at which Eurovision stars have been arrested for everything from drugs to tax fraud, to ram raids, even accusations of human trafficking. This week we dive into drug crimes!

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We look at the artists of Eurovision currently showering the world in golden tours! Grab your towels Europe, US, Canada, Australia and Mexico?

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Sam and Liz Cha Cha Cha down on some of the more quirky entries of Eurovision. We give thanks to the UK and we learn some rather odd shark survival tips. Are you ready for Eurovision 2023?

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This week we find out how Sam's Tinder date went and we marvel at the surprising comeback of paper mache at Eurovision 2023. Come join the ladies in their secret garden as we ponder if  we need to stop getting our dating advice from Eurovision.

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Come with us as we take a bite out of this year's biggest treat, Eurovision 2023. We look at the hosting country and we ask ourselves are we too old to Vogue?

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Get mad! Get even! Just get Voting! In this special episode we look at the controversy of the Eurovision Jury. Who are they? Do we need them? Can we smell some Swiss cheese? Come explore Eurovision's biggest debate with us.

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Join us for all the tips to host the perfect Eurovision Party and we reveal the secrets to the Eurovision drinking game guaranteed to score your party Douze Points!

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It's so exciting, it's finally here. Douze Points Podcast is back just in time (almost). Just because we're fashionably late doesn't mean we don't have opinions about the party. (no spoilers). PLUS, Liz introduces a potential new co-host. I's finally here! Oh and Eurovision 2023 as well.

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Douze Points Podcast is back for 2023! 

This week, Liz and Jack walk through the entries that have been selected since December, from an unexpected winner in Ukraine, to a fever dream from Croatia, and everything in between.

Plus, Jack bids us adieu, as he ventures off into a new world beyond Douze Points <3

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On the eve of Eurovision 2023's first entry being selected, Douze Points takes a quick look at Vidbir - plus, news about Spain and Belgium, a surprise country might return to Eurovision 2024, and we've got the best Eurovision/Christmas crossover songs to get you through the next week!

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It's the eve of the Junior Eurovision Song Contest, so we're having a (brief) chat about the contest neither of us can stand. Plus, Slovenia announces their entrant, and we chat about the magical world when Christmas and Eurovision collide.

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Tonight on Douze News - We've got the 10 artists competing to represent semi-host nation Ukraine, Sweden rolls out the big guns (and one TANK) for Melodifestivalen 2023, and DJ BoBo is starting a tour! (But Liz doesn't know exactly where)

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Douze News is back! Tonight (and with almost psychic timing!), we're discussing the BIG voting changes starting at the 2023 Contest.

How will a televote-only semi-final change the results? And will America's votes change the winner of Eurovision? 

Plus - we rampantly speculate as to who Australia will internally select for 2023 (hint hint: we think it's Dami).

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We're back with Alexander, King of the Douzies, to finish off his deep dive into our Eurovision Forever results.

Who were our individual favourite countries? Who were our least favourite countries? And which nation will be crowned the Douze Points Podcast champion of champions?

Plus - did we pass Eurovision overall? Check it out!

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This week, we're joined by Alexander, King of the Douzies, who has compiled EVERY SINGLE POINT we've ever given out in Eurovision Forever, and is going to lay it all on the table.

What was our least favourite song ever? Who has the most last places? Who didn't qualify? And, perhaps most shocking of all, who have we anointed the rightful winner the most times?

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It's our fourth and final episode recapping the 2022 Eurovision Song Contest, and tonight we're reviewing the entries from Portugal through to the United Kingdom.

Tonight, the entire top 5 of 2022 make an appearance, and we have so many questions - will Ukraine sweep to victory again? Will Konstrakta have us washing our hands in joy? Will Cornelia Jakobs hold us closer? And at what speed should we watch Chanel's video??

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It's our third episode recapping the 2022 Eurovision Song Contest, and tonight we're reviewing the entries from Italy through to Poland.

Tonight, Moldova ride the trains in their raincoats, Poland whips out the MovieMaker '04 effects gallery, and Latvia saves the world, one kitty cat at a time.

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It's our second episode recapping the 2022 Eurovision Song Contest, and tonight we're reviewing the entries from Denmark through to Israel.

Tonight, France gets our pulses racing for more than just a banger song, Greece melts some chairs (though nobody quite knows why), and Jack and Liz are completely divided on Israel.

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It's our first episode recapping the 2022 Eurovision Song Contest, and tonight we're reviewing the entries from Albania through to the Czech Republic, alphabetically.

Tonight, Armenia sends a song that did way better outside of Eurovision, the jury from Azerbaijan gets in trouble (again), and our own Sheldon Riley takes to the stage in Turin.

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This week, Jack is flying solo while Liz is off sick!

Tonight, we'll look at the newly announced (and surprising) host city for 2023,  a surprising country withdraws from the Contest, and Il Volo take their charms around Australia.

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It's our final episode recapping the 2021 Eurovision Song Contest, and tonight we're reviewing the entries from Norway through to the United Kingdom, alphabetically.

Tonight, the United Kingdom breaks their own unfortunate record, Manizha inspires us all to stand up against oppression, and San Marino wheels out Flo Rida in the biggest Eurovision fever dream of them all.

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It's our second episode recapping the 2021 Eurovision Song Contest, and tonight we're reviewing the entries from Georgia through North Macedonia, alphabetically.

Tonight, The Roop Discoteque right at our homes (and in our hearts), Italy walk away as Eurovision champions, and our very own Liz debuts on the Eurovision stage (legit)!

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It's our fifth and final episode of the United Kingdom at Eurovision, covering 2008 - 2019.

Tonight, SuRie fights off a stage invader, Jade Ewen cops a violin to the face,  Engelbert Humperdinck wows us across the stage in Baku, and Liz defies taste and the laws of music to fall in love with Electro Velvet.

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It's our fourth episode of the United Kingdom at Eurovision, covering 1995 - 2007.

We've got a hell of an episode tonight - Daz Sampson drags us back to school kicking and screaming, Precious are dressed for bed (but not for points), Scooch innuendos their way across the Eurovision stage, and Jemini delivers a record-breaking performance in all the worst ways.

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It's our third episode of the United Kingdom at Eurovision, covering 1982 - 1994.

Tonight,  Britain sends Cyndi Lauper after a rough weekend, Scott Fitzgerald goes down in history by not winning, and Eurovision's first (and only) Tony winner makes it to the stage! 

Plus, the longest Comment of the Week in human history.

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It's our second episode on the United Kingdom at Eurovision, covering 1970 - 1981.

Tonight, Brotherhood of Man save all their kisses for Europe and walk off with a trophy, Bucks Fizz make their minds up (mostly), and Australia's own Olivia Newton-John takes on ABBA for the title in Brighton.

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It's finally arrived! It's our first episode on the United Kingdom at Eurovision, covering 1957 - 1969.

Tonight, Cliff Richards takes the world from black and white to colour in one hell of an outfit, Sandie Shaw and Lulu lift Eurovision trophies for the UK, and Ronnie Carroll escapes Grenada by sailing his wife (it'll make sense, trust us).

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This week, it's our second and final episode of Yugoslavia in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1974 - 1992.

 Tonight, Riva walk away with the nation's only ever win, Ambassadori send us to the planet Underwhelmia, and Liz changes her name to Julie to seduce a charming young Yugoslavian man.

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This week, it's our first episode of Yugoslavia in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1961 - 1973.

 Tonight, Liz falls in love with a pair of forest folk from the 1400s, we're both swept away by Eurovision's own Liberace, and we completely lose it over what Yugoslavia may (or, for legal purposes, may NOT) have brought to the stage in 1964.

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This week, it's our second and final episode of Ukraine in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 2010 - 2019.

Tonight, Jamala secures Ukraine's second victory at the Contest (even though Dami was robbed!), Liz gets swept up in some vampire vibes, and is that the Douze Points theme song on the Eurovision stage!?

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This week, it's our first episode of Ukraine in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 2003 - 2009.

Tonight, some disco legionnaires carry Liz off into a sexy sunset, Ruslana delivers Ukraine's first win with Xena, Warrior Dancer, and we stumble upon maybe the single greatest entry in the history of the Eurovision Song Contest.

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This week, it's our third and final episode of Turkey in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 2000 - 2012.

Tonight, Liz develops some filthy feelings for practically every man in Istanbul, Jack gets swept up in the magic of Düm Tek Tek, and Turkey walks away with their first (and only) Eurovision victory. 

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This week, it's our second episode of Turkey in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1987 - 1999. 

Tonight, Turkey scores their first podium finish at the Contest, we find a song that George Michael could sue over, and what in the fresh hell is a 'Monkey Puppet'?

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(Apologies for any minor audio crackling you may hear during this episode, the issue has been rectified for future content!)

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This week, it's our first episode of Turkey in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1975 - 1986.

Tonight, Turkey gives us some quality microphone choreography, a song about petrol sweeps us into a frenzy (as it should at these prices!), Liz delivers some unrelated bird facts, and the nation takes the only Moroccan 12 points in history!

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This week, it's our final episode of Switzerland in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 2008 - 2019.

Tonight, Switzerland gets us dirty dancing with Luca Hänni, Sebalter whistles his way into our hearts and pants, and Eurovision's oldest ever performer takes to the stage - and yes, Liz taught him in primary school!

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This week, it's our fourth episode of Switzerland in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1992 - 2007.

Tonight, a Swiss Diva works her way into the limelight (and promptly steals it), Bert and Ernie make a surprise appearance at the Contest, and Liz is reunited with her one true vampire love, DJ BoBo.

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This week, it's our third episode of Switzerland in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1979 - 1991.

Tonight, Switzerland finds themselves runners-up to a new-born baby, Liz is convinced there's a Swiss Pope, and Celine Dion makes Eurovision history by the narrowest of margins!

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This week, it's our second episode of Switzerland in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1967 - 1978.

Tonight, Switzerland sends a song so good it would convince Liz to jump into a strange van, Peter, Sue & Marc take us to Phallusgate, and which member of Fleetwood Mac is secretly Batman?

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This week, it's our first episode of Switzerland in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1956 - 1966.

Tonight, Lys Assia picks up the first ever Eurovision trophy, Switzerland lands in second place amid some controversial voting, and we wonder, just did someone say 'Switzerland has a nuclear bomb'?

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Eurovision has come and gone again, and Jack and Liz are bringing you two episodes about what went down in Turin!

Tonight, we're looking at the Big Kahuna - the 2022 Eurovision Final! Shock losers, amazing top 10s, 2 Big Fives in the Top 5 again, and the winners who are tearing apart the fandom (and Jack and Liz!)

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Eurovision has come and gone again, and Jack and Liz are bringing you two episodes about what went down in Turin!

Tonight, we're looking at shock non-qualifiers, surprising jury picks, and did someone say 'bring back the mechanical bull'? Yes, it was Liz.

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Eurovision is here! In this special Tuesday episode, we give you our LAST recap of everything that will be going down in Turin on Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday night. 

Who had great rehearsals? Who really missed the mark? And most importantly, who is going to win Eurovision 2022!? We have NO IDEA!!

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We're less than a week from Eurovision 2022!! 

Tonight, Jack and Liz discuss the chaos of a sun that just won't rise, a no-show at rehearsals throws a spanner in the works, and what is Give That Wolf A Banana really about??

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Tonight, Liz is riding solo to give you all the Eurovision news from the last 7 days!

Just days before the first rehearsals for the contest in Turin, Liz will tell you everything you need to know - Who's in front in the odds? What will the contest look like this year? And which super-polite country is getting their own contest?

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Welcome back to Douze News! With less than a month to go until the Eurovision Song Contest in Turin, we've got the news you (probably don't) need to know!

Tonight - Which artists are back for the 2022 Contest? Has Israel sorted out their broadcaster drama? And who has been loudly calling for the UK to withdraw from Eurovision permanently?? (Hint - it's not Liz for once!)

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Douze News is back for Eurovision 2022!

We're chatting the big news of the week, evaluating the odds table, and we make some rather outlandish predictions about Salad sales taking off post-Eurovision.

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This week, it's our fifth and final episode of Sweden in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 2008 - 2019.

Tonight, Loreen crab walks into Eurovision history, Sanna Nielsen undoes Jack's sad, Måns Zelmerlöw works his magic (and super tight pants) to victory #6, and Liz realises she can't go on when Robin Bengtsson looks this freakin' beautiful.

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This week, it's our fourth episode of Sweden in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1996 - 2007.

Tonight, Charlotte Nilsson takes us to heaven and Sweden to victory, Lena Philippson mounts her mic stand (and divides Jack & Liz), and Carola, Queen of Eurovision, proves once again just how Invincible she really is.

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This week, it's our third episode of Sweden in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1984 - 1995.

Tonight, Sweden pulls on their golden shoes and strolls to victory, Carola returns (wind machine in hand) to eke out the narrowest of wins, and Jan Johansen makes us want to jump right into bed.

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This week, it's our second episode of Sweden in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1970 - 1983.

Tonight, we summon Carola from gay heaven, Ringo Starr gets snubbed, we learn Toto are more forgiving than we thought, and ABBA takes Eurovision to a whole new stratosphere.

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This week, it's our first episode of Sweden in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1958 - 1969.

Tonight, we find a song straight out of The Nightmare Before Christmas, Liz encounters her literal doppelgänger, and we demand justice for the permanent bridesmaid, Siw Malmkvist.

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Last weekend, Australia made it's choice for Eurovision 2022 in Turin, and we've got some things to say about it! Andrew Lambrou's killer arms, to Jaguar Jonze going up in flames, and Sheldon Riley's dramatic winner, we've got you covered. 

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This week, it's our fifth and final episode of Spain in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 2008 - 2019.

Tonight, we dance the Chiki Chiki with Rodolfo, get caught in the rain with Ruth Lorenzo, and wonder about THAT note from 2017.

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This week, it's our fourth episode of Spain in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1995 - 2007.

Tonight, we stumbled upon an absolutely unexpected song translation, we hunt for a rumoured third, fourth AND fifth nipple (that Liz may have made up), and we join Las Ketchup for a swing through Duty Free!

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With all the drama around Vidbir 2022, Alina Pash and the deployment of Russian troops around Ukraine's borders, Jack and Liz thought they'd drop in and try to parse out the drama that has rocked Eurovision for almost a decade.

Will Alina Pash be disqualified from the Contest in Turin? What's all this about fraudulent documents? And is Jamala carrying some kind of curse?

We've got a rundown on the whole saga and how we found ourselves in this position.

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This week, it's our third episode of Spain in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1971 - 1994.

Tonight, Jack finds the dress he'll be taxidermied in, we hear the song so nice Spain had to perform it twice, and we ask 'who the hell is sailing our boat!?'

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This week, it's our second episode of Spain in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1971 - 1982.

Tonight, Spain send one of the most beloved entries to never win of all time, Sergio runs around Spain waking up sleeping women and dragging them to Eurovision, and Betty Missiego thought it was 'Bring Your Kids To Work' Day.

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This week, it's our first episode of Spain in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1961 - 1970.

Tonight, Massiel takes home a controversial first trophy, a muppet-clad Salome invents dancing, and who knew Francisco Franco was such a good lyricist!?

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This week, it's our second episode of Slovenia in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 2007 - 2019.

Tonight, a fashion crime ignores a fashion rhyme, an unplugged pair of headphones drive us up the wall, and Slovenia takes the concept of 'brotherly love' just a bit too far!

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This week, it's our first episode episode of Slovakia in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1993 - 2006.

Tonight, we wander through a capital built on caves, as Slovenia deliver a drag act so controversial that the EU had a say on it, the nation leaps into the 90s with some ethereal ballads, and Karmen Stavec has us saying 'nah, nah, nah'.

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This week, it's our one part episode of Slovakia in the Eurovision Song Contest.

Tonight, we meet Slovakia's less-good answer to Jedward, Kristina comes dressed as a forest floor, and Max Jason Mai distracts from his song by taking his clothes off.

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This week, it's our one part episode of Serbia & Montenegro in the Eurovision Song Contest.

Tonight,  Željko Joksimović returns to sweep us off our feet and almost win the Contest, the band No Name bring some questionable outfits, and we meet a basketballing cat. 

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This week, it's our one part episode of Serbia in the Eurovision Song Contest.

Tonight, Serbia makes a stunning sorta-debut, Željko Joksimović delivers the Serbian equivalent of 'je ne sais quoi' (Не знам шта), and Milan Stanković makes us question everything we've ever known about intergalactic life.

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This week, it's our one part episode of San Marino in the Eurovision Song Contest.

Tonight, Valentina Monetta steps to the plate four times for Eurovision's smallest competitor, we fall head over heels for some tiny waving robots, and Daddy Serhat sweeps us off our feet with not one but TWO bangers!

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This week, it's our second and final episode of Russia in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 2007 - 2019.

Tonight, Peter Nalitch puts in zero effort with his props, Polina Gagarina raises us up with the sound of a million voices, the Russian Grannies party their way into our very souls, and score records tumble as Liz is swept up in a sea of sexy Russian men.

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This week, it's our first episode of Russia in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1994 - 2006.

Tonight, Russia makes a mighty debut (with a questionably reproductive outfit choice), TaTu smash our ear drums to pieces, and Dima Bilan emerges from a piano and into our hearts.

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This week, it's our second and final episode of Romania in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 2007 - 2019.

Tonight, Paula Seling & Ovi bring us double-piano fire, Voltaj tug at our heartstrings, an awkward kiss wrecks a stellar entry, and Cezar blows one of us off our feet and into the stratosphere!

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This week, it's our first episode of Romania in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1993 - 2006.

Tonight, Broadway's Stomp seizes the Eurovision stage and propels Romania onto the podium, Mihai Trăistariu takes us to the dance floor, and we ask the question on everyone's lips - have you ever wondered what are the French for?

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This week, it's our fourth and final episode of Portugal in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 2005 - 2019.

Tonight, national final controversy follows Suzy to the Eurovision stage, we wish Nonstop would come to a complete and immediate stop, and Portugal collect their first ever Eurovision trophy, along with the highest score of all time!

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This week, it's our third episode of Portugal in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1990 - 2004.

Tonight, the best dressed award goes to a throw cushion (with fringe!), the Portuguese spice trade gets an awkward shout out, and we're equally enthralled and appalled by some men in snow glasses whispering at us sideways.

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This week, it's our second episode of Portugal in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1977 - 1989.

Tonight, Adam Driver and Doris Roberts take Portugal surging up the scoreboard, Nevada take some fashion tips from Hyacinth Bucket (the lady of the house speaking!), and we give out our highest fashion score of all time.

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This week, it's our first episode of Portugal in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1964 - 1976.

Tonight, we run into the deepest voice in Eurovision (or better yet, world) history, Simone de Oliveira blows us away with her spectacular fashion, and we come face to face with the single most revolutionary song in the history of the Contest.

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This week, it's our final episode of Poland in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 2007 - 2019.

Tonight, Poland bring out their big guns and take them churning for a 3 minutes nobody will forget anytime soon, Michal Spzak gets cold feet (literally), and we get our Fire of Love burning bright.

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This week, it's our first episode of Poland in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1994 - 2006.

Tonight, Poland makes an (almost) perfect debut, a man mumble raps his way across the stage surrounded by his ex-lovers, and who moved Warsaw to Spain!?

Plus, Liz regales us with the saga of a Vietnamese roll, a misplaced tooth and a brand new accent. 

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This week, it's our final episode of Norway in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 2009 - 2019.

Tonight, Alexander Rybak takes home the trophy but divides our hosts, Jack is swept away by a monster ballad, and we ask the question...were Keiino robbed? One of us says definitely yes (and says it A LOT!)

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This week, it's part four of Norway in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1996 - 2008.

Tonight, we spot a song the Chicago Bulls would like to distance themselves from, Tor Endresen takes us to the wrong parts of San Francisco, Jack gives out his biggest score to date, and Liz asks...why ain't anybody loving me?

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This week, it's part three of Norway in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1984 - 1995.

Tonight, Jack and Liz agree on practically nothing, as Dollie De Luxe bring a shocking hair game to the table, Ketil Stokkan single-handedly brings down the Berlin Wall (and our standards), and Norway's first two wins make us slam our piano lids (which is a good thing!).

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This week, it's part two of Norway in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1972 - 1983.

Tonight, Jack and Liz spot a last-placed entry with a first-place outfit, Anne-Karine Strøm becomes Eurovision's only 'Reverse-Johnny Logan', and we meet a couple that should have gone to marriage counselling instead of Eurovision. 

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This week, it's part one of Norway in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1960 - 1971.

Tonight, we're traveling to the land of fjords, as we meet the first woman to perform in trousers at Eurovision, Kirsti Sparboe misplaces all her points, and we worry we're going to miss the last bus.

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This week, it's part two of North Macedonia in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 2010 - 2019.

This week, we're reunited with Scream Queen Kaliopi, Liz fights misogyny on the Eurovision stage, and Tamara Todevska makes us well and truly Proud.

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This week, it's part one of North Macedonia in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1996 - 2009.

This week, we spot a Glam rock hair band 30 years out of season, Liza Minnelli takes Cabaret to Skopje, and try to find the silver linings of XXL's 2000 performance (Spoiler alert - there aren't any).

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This week, it's part five of the Netherlands at the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 2009 - 2019.

This week, the Netherlands break an 8 year streak of Non-Qualification with an instant classic, the Dutch take out the last Eurovision of the decade, we discover the magic of fraternal twins, and Liz tries to get a little outlaw in her. 

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This week, it's part four of the Netherlands at the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1996 - 2008. 

This week, Eurovision unveils its first ever mega-dress, we've got some career advice for Edsilia Rombley, and Liz makes an uncomfortable kind of music.

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This week, it's part three of the Netherlands at the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1980 - 1995.

Strap in as we spot Wish.com's version of the Bangles, Maggie MacNeal forgets which city she's in, and Ruth Jacott debuts the DJ scratch and runs away with our little camp hearts!

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This week, it's part two of the Netherlands at the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1968 - 1979.

Tonight, we meet a man who gate crashed ABBA's dressing room, the Dutch take home victory with a Ding Dong (who might also be a bigot), and West Virginia's famous Mothman is spotted on stage in The Hague! 

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This week, it's part one of the Netherlands at the Eurovision Song Contest.

Tonight, we are treated to Eurovision's first ever entry, Milly Scott dances her way into our hearts, and the iconic Corry Brokken takes to the Eurovision stage THREE times (and then becomes an 80s teen heartthrob??)

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This week, it's Morocco at the Eurovision Song Contest.

We'll be rating Morocco's only Eurovision entry, as Liz walks us through an unexpected symbol of love in North Africa, and we ponder if Morocco will ever return to the contest!

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This week, it's Montenegro at the Eurovision Song Contest.

Tonight, Liz falls in love with some rapping astronauts, Rambo Amadeus takes on EU monetary policy, and we're heading to space with Slavko!

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Welcome to episode 100!!

This week, it's part two of Monaco at the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1971 - 2006.

Prepare to be wowed by the sparkliest outfit you'll see this week, Eurovision's ONLY Tahitian entry, and an entirely un-Monegasque production gives Monaco their only win. 

Plus, is Liz over that $300 million apartment yet? Absolutely not.

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This week, it's part one of Monaco at the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1959 - 1970.

We'll be wowed by the gorgeous Francois Deguelt, track down the world's most expensive apartment, and survive a performance that would make Marlene Dietrich roll over in her grave.

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This week, it's Moldova at the Eurovision Song Contest!

We'll follow a rapper on a scooter, watch a granny bashing her drum (not a euphemism), and are you ready for a little....epic sax??

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This week, it's the final part of Malta at the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 2009 - 2019.

Follow us through a walk on water (with a pregnancy announcement Beyoncé can only dream of), the European debut of West Virginia's famed Mothman, and Liz takes on poachers worldwide!

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This week, it's part two of Malta at the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1998 - 2008.

Tonight, we're face to face with Jack's most robbed runner-up of all time, Chiara's outfit gives us nightmares, and which entry does Liz sing to herself every morning? Tune in to find out.

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This week, it's part one of Malta at the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1971 - 1997.

We spot Las Vegas-bound lounge singers, hob-knob with Mary Spiteri and her gorgeous outfit, and which song reminds us of the Bonanza theme song? It will DEFINITELY surprise you.

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This week, it's the final part of Luxembourg at the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1981 - 1993.

Tonight, Jack & Liz discover the Emergency Celine Dion, disagree profusely on the manic energy of Plastic Bertrand, and we summon the spirit of the (definitely still alive) Nana Mouskouri.

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In this bonus episode, we look back on the Eurovision that was, a contest that swept us off our feet, raised our spirits, and got us drunk.

From the glorious victory of Italy, to the painful nul points for the United Kingdom, from Malta's heartache, to Liz's debut on the Eurovision stage, we've got it all here.

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This week, it's part two of Luxembourg at the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1968 - 1980.

Tune in as Luxembourg pulls a back to back victory on us, we boogie down with Baccara, and did someone mention....Papa Penguin? It's all here and more on Douze Points Podcast.

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This week, it's part one of Luxembourg at the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1956 - 1967.

Tune in as we come face to face with a forbidden (and secretly gay) love affair, France Gall asks us to do something terrible in the ocean, and did a weak bowel lead to Luxembourg withdrawing from Eurovision '59? According to Liz, it's a certain yes.

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This week, it's part two of Lithuania at the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 2010 - 2019.

Tonight, we encounter a worthy Barbara Dex Award winner, spot some Eastern Europeans with a strong message and short shorts, a Communist revolution takes to the Eurovision stage, and Donny Montell steals our hearts away.

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This week, it's part one of Lithuania at the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1994 - 2009.

Tonight, we'll see the least successful debut in Eurovision history, spot some Nomads in the Night, and meet the first self-proclaimed winners of the contest.

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This week, it's part two of Latvia at the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 2010 - 2019.

Tonight, Jack and Liz fight over a hat, we get wowed by the musical talents of Aminata (and her vanishing microphone), and does somebody have a cake to bake? We'll get to the bottom of it.

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This week, it's part one of Latvia at the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 2000 - 2009.

Tonight, Jack reveals his all time least favourite Eurovision entry, we explore the poorly-timed sentience of a sad robot, and Liz discovers the perfect song for summoning spirits...

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This week, it's part four of Italy at the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 2011 - 2019.

Listen in as a song irreconcilably splits Jack and Liz forever, we're charmed by Francesco Gabbani (but not his gorilla), and ask...where exactly did Francesca Michielin pull that potato out of?

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This week, it's part three of Italy at the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1979 - 1997.

This time around, we've spotted a man in the bushes, fallen in love with a gorgeous man in a bad suit, spotted age gaps that would make Anna Nicole Smith blush, and seen Italy raise the trophy with a rather divisive winner!

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This week, it's part two of Italy at the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1966 - 1978.

We're getting feisty as we take on some questionable parenting decisions, meet a 'sacred monster' (who is secretly an accountant),  and you're definitely gonna have to hand Mia Martini at the end of this one *ba dum tch*.

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Ciao, Italia! It's our first episode on Italy at the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1956 - 1965.

Join us for a song that didn't raise the Eurovision trophy but still swept the world, an unfaithful man spinning around a bunch of women, and we get excited by the fascinating world of drainage.

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He's a Melodifestivalen-winning songwriter, and entered the contest himself with one of the best bangers in years - it's Patrik Jean!

We sat down (very early in the morning, might I add), to discuss all this and more!

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It's our final episode on Israel on the Douze Points Podcast, covering 2010 - 2019.

Join us for a stroll through Israel's journey at Eurovision, as we reacquaint ourselves with the iconic Dana International, a golden boy shows us Tel Aviv, and Netta tells us exactly what she does to stupid boys.

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It's our third episode on Israel on the Douze Points Podcast, covering 1999 - 2009.

Join us for a stroll through Israel's journey at Eurovision, as Liz masters Hebrew, we spot the best biceps in Contest history, and we try our hardest not the PUSH THE BUTTON!

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It's our second episode on Israel on the Douze Points Podcast, covering 1986 - 1998.

Join us for a stroll through Israel's journey at Eurovision, as we bump into a spookily accurate astrologer, Liz starts a feud with yet another child, and we encounter Eurovision's greatest Diva.

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Shalom, Israel! It's our first episode on Israel on the Douze Points Podcast, covering 1973 - 1985.

Join us for a stroll through Israel's journey at Eurovision, as we talk you through their first two winners, meet a jewellery store owner with a BUNCH of energy, and dance the Hora.

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It's our final episode on Ireland on the Douze Points Podcast, covering 2011 - 2019.

Join us for a stroll through Ireland's journey at Eurovision, as we cover a performance so beautiful it was banned in China, watch a boy in an air balloon with the highest pitched voice of all time, and, most importantly, we've finally got our hands on Jedward!!

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It's our fourth episode on Ireland on the Douze Points Podcast!

Join us for a stroll through Ireland's journey at Eurovision, as we wade through a lot of non-qualifiers, we collide with Dustin the Turkey, and Niamh Kavanagh rides once more.

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It's our third episode on Ireland on the Douze Points Podcast!

Join us for a stroll through Ireland's journey at Eurovision, as we repeatedly perform a definitely-not-terrible rendition of Eimar Quinn's The Voice, contemplate if Scooby Doo has hijacked the Eurovision stage, and why is Liz spending so much time at airports these days?

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It's our second episode on Ireland on the Douze Points Podcast! 

Join us for a stroll through Ireland's journey at Eurovision, as we discover a long-lost Jane Fonda exercise tape, Liz falls in love with a man who was born to sing, and we are introduced to the one, the only, Johnny Logan.

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It's our first episode on Ireland on the Douze Points Podcast! 

Join us for a stroll through Ireland's journey at Eurovision, as we disagree about a very divisive dress, get funky to some Dickie Rock, and Jack starts a bitter, one-sided feud with a 70-year-old woman. 

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It's our final episode on Iceland on the Douze Points Podcast! 

Join us for a stroll through Iceland's journey at Eurovision, as we thoroughly disagree on exploding birds and disembodied sky hands, fall for the Icelandic Wiggles, and we watch as hatred prevails over Europe.

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Happy New Year! As we dive head-first into 2021 and say goodbye to the dumpster fire that was 2020, Douze Points are delivering the 10 Eurovision songs that we think will shape the year ahead.

Join us for our last countdown of the year that was, and ring in the new year with your favourite pair of Douze-bags.

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Welcome to our Christmas episode! We'll be counting down the 10 Eurovision songs that got us through the mess that was 2020, and we'll be sending a few laughs to those of you stuck in lockdown! 

Join us for a quick journey through our Spotify playlists of the Year That Covid Ruined.

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It's our second episode on Iceland on the Douze Points Podcast! 

Join us for a stroll through Iceland's journey at Eurovision, as we spot the Golden Girls theme song on stage, a man sings a love song to the guy who made his kebab, and strap yourself in for the one and only Silvia Night, and her accidental feud with all of Greece. 

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It's our first episode on Iceland on the Douze Points Podcast!

Join us for a stroll through Iceland's journey at Eurovision, as we get in between a sibling rivalry, spot a performance that took some inspiration from Schindler's List, and ask....'She's sticking WHAT in the air?'

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It's our final episode on Hungary on the Douze Points Podcast!

Join us for a stroll through Hungary's journey at Eurovision, as we find ourselves oddly allured to some whistling men in chinos, disagree fervently on heavy metal, and what exactly is a Dick-Off? We'll tell you everything.

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It's our first episode on Hungary on the Douze Points Podcast!

Join us for a stroll through Hungary's journey at Eurovision, as we reminisce about bus stops, see the invention of the wallet chain live on stage, and we double down on our feud with the Prime Minister of Hungary! 

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It's our third and final episode of Greece on the Douze Points Podcast!

Join us for a stroll through Greece's journey at Eurovision, as we fly to the top with Sakis Rouvas, try to work out Greece's Secret Combination, and offer to pay off Koza Mostra's increasingly large bar tab.

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It's our second episode of Greece on the Douze Points Podcast!

Join us for a stroll through Greece's journey at Eurovision, as we discover the magic of finger cymbals, watch a composer get tossed out for bad behaviour, and give out our first ever perfect score!

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It's our first episode of Greece on the Douze Points Podcast!

Join us for a stroll through Greece's journey at Eurovision, as we explore the dangers of backpacking, Liz fights off a horde of clown-mimes, and we encounter Eurovision's worst sax solo!

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It's our final week of Germany on the Douze Points Podcast!

Join us for a stroll through Germany's journey at Eurovision, as we explore the concept of Dita von Teese-ing, climb a staircase to nowhere, and Lena gives us a lesson in birth control.

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It's week four of Germany on the Douze Points Podcast!

Join us for a stroll through Germany's journey at Eurovision, as we disproportionately discuss the Spice Girls, Liz reveals which song she'd wake from a coma to turn off, and the incomparable Lou helps us get happy.

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She's the darling of Australian Eurovision, and one of the biggest fan favourites of the decade - it's Dami Im!

We Zoomed in with Dami to discuss her new single, Paper Dragon, her all time favourite Eurovision song, and whether or not she'll be flying Australia's flag on the Eurovision stage in the near future!

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It's week three of Germany on the Douze Points Podcast!

Join us for a stroll through Germany's journey at Eurovision, as Liz recruits A-Ha for Eurovision, Jack channels The Nanny, and we ask the question: Would we perform revolution anthems for dictatorships? Our bank accounts say yes.
 
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It's week two of Germany on the Douze Points Podcast!

Join us for a stroll through Germany's journey at Eurovision, as we learn how to sext in morse code, Jack starts a blood feud with Bucks Fizz, and we wonder: has Genghis Khan risen from the dead and conquered disco!?
 
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It's week one of Germany on the Douze Points Podcast!

Join us for a stroll through Germany's journey at Eurovision, as we meet some fashion icons, track down the twins from The Shining, and fall in love with our telephones!

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It's Georgia week on the Douze Points Podcast!

Join us for a stroll through Georgia's journey at Eurovision, as we encounter a hyperactive smoke machine, struggle with a bout of Lithuania-Mania, and spend way too much time talking about Jason Momoa.

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In a new season, Douze Points goes back in history and covers every entry, by every country to ever enter the Eurovision Song Contest, one by one. This week, it's the fifth and final episode of France!

Join us for a stroll through France's journey at Eurovision, as we discover the French X-Files theme song, check out some drummers sans pantalons, and ask the question: do we really wanna have a moustache?

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In a new season, Douze Points goes back in history and covers every entry, by every country to ever enter the Eurovision Song Contest, one by one. This week, it's part four of France!

Join us for a stroll through France's journey at Eurovision, as we go explore Natasha St-Pier's dietary requirements, Liz milks a Sky Cow, and did this podcast just get sponsored by an Alien Space Cult?

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In a new season, Douze Points goes back in history and covers every entry, by every country to ever enter the Eurovision Song Contest, one by one. This week, it's part three of France!

Join us for a stroll through France's journey at Eurovision, as a Eurovision host gets up close and personal, an 11-year-old secretly confesses to murder, and we bask in the glory that is Titanic: The Musical.

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In a new season, Douze Points goes back in history and covers every entry, by every country to ever enter the Eurovision Song Contest, one by one. This week, it's part two of France!

Join us for a stroll through France's journey at Eurovision, as we witness the worst Pride parade of all time, spot a sad Elton John, and have we found the world's BIGGEST sleeves!?

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In a new season, Douze Points goes back in history and covers every entry, by every country to ever enter the Eurovision Song Contest, one by one. This week, it's part one of France!

Join us for a stroll through France's journey at Eurovision, as we catch a performance straight out of Planet of the Apes, Bing & Boing our way through the countryside, and tell one performer to go f**k himself!

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In a new season, Douze Points goes back in history and covers every entry, by every country to ever enter the Eurovision Song Contest, one by one. This week, it's our final part of Finland!

Join us for a stroll through Finland's journey at Eurovision, as we watch a woman drown on stage, celebrate a kiss that pissed off Turkey, and Liz makes some classy fart noises.

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In a new season, Douze Points goes back in history and covers every entry, by every country to ever enter the Eurovision Song Contest, one by one. This week, it's part three of Finland!

Join us for a stroll through Finland's journey at Eurovision, as we explore some mysterious stains, question Finland's trenchcoat etiquette, and ride to Valhalla with Lordi's Hard Rock Hallelujah!

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In a new season, Douze Points goes back in history and covers every entry, by every country to ever enter the Eurovision Song Contest, one by one. This week, it's part two of Finland!

Join us for a stroll through Finland's journey at Eurovision, as we deliver some terrible Irish accents, check out Buffalo Bill's finest hour, and we get nihilistic about the meaning of life after age 18.

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In a new season, Douze Points goes back in history and covers every entry, by every country to ever enter the Eurovision Song Contest, one by one. This week, it's part one of Finland!

Join us for a stroll through Finland's journey at Eurovision, as we witness relentless bird attacks, find an alien with a concussion, discover a long lost hostage video, and enjoy Eurovision's version of the Harlem Shake!

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In a new season, Douze Points goes back in history and covers every entry, by every country to ever enter the Eurovision Song Contest, one by one. This week, it's part two of Estonia!

Join us for a stroll through Estonia's journey at Eurovision, as we follow a nomad with a harpsichord, we find an anthem for the battle against the 'Rona, and Ott Lepland sweeps us off our feet and into his pants! 

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In a new season, Douze Points goes back in history and covers every entry, by every country to ever enter the Eurovision Song Contest, one by one. This week, it's part one of Estonia!

Join us for a stroll through Estonia's journey at Eurovision, as we find some bargain bin Ruslana's, Liz picks a fight with the entire country, and, for the first time, we agree on absolutely nothing!

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In a new season, Douze Points goes back in history and covers every entry, by every country to ever enter the Eurovision Song Contest, one by one. This week, it's the final part of Denmark!

Join us for a stroll through Denmark's journey at Eurovision, as Liz organises a Viking orgy, we wipe away our Teardrops, and party with our Danish friends All Night Long!

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In a new season, Douze Points goes back in history and covers every entry, by every country to ever enter the Eurovision Song Contest, one by one. This week, it's part three of Denmark!

Join us for a stroll through Denmark's journey at Eurovision, as we walk 170ks for the man of our dreams, get offended by an unsexy and misguided performance, and fly on the wings of Danish love!

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In a new season, Douze Points goes back in history and covers every entry, by every country to ever enter the Eurovision Song Contest, one by one. This week, it's part two of Denmark!

Join us for a stroll through Denmark's journey at Eurovision, as we dismantle the Eurovision Babysitters Association, while Liz joins the Middelfart Tourism Board, and paint the town red!

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In a new season, Douze Points goes back in history and covers every entry, by every country to ever enter the Eurovision Song Contest, one by one. This week, it's part one of Denmark!

Join us for a stroll through Denmark's journey at Eurovision, as Liz is moved to tears, Jack picks a fight with a flock of Rod Stewarts, and we all boo and hiss at the entertainment director of Danish television!

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In a new season, Douze Points goes back in history and covers every entry, by every country to ever enter the Eurovision Song Contest, one by one. This week, it's the Czech Republic!  

Join us for a stroll through Czechia's journey at Eurovision, as Jack gives out a controversial fashion perfect 10, we stand up for sock producers everywhere, and we set our camels in the mood!  

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In a new season, Douze Points goes back in history and covers every entry, by every country to ever enter the Eurovision Song Contest, one by one. This week, it's the final episode of Cyprus!

Join us for a stroll through the most recent part of Cyprus' journey at Eurovision, as we explore their highs and lows, track down the long lost Fountain of Youth, and we set ourselves on Fuego.

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In a new season, Douze Points goes back in history and covers every entry, by every country to ever enter the Eurovision Song Contest, one by one. This week, it's part two of Cyprus!

Join us for a stroll through the second part of Cyprus' journey at Eurovision, as we explore their highs and lows, fall victim to some intense crotch-thrusting, and we run into a bargain bin version of Sakis Rouvas!

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In a new season, Douze Points goes back in history and covers every entry, by every country to ever enter the Eurovision Song Contest, one by one. This week, it's part one of Cyprus!

Join us for a stroll through the first leg of Cyprus' journey at Eurovision, as we explore their highs and lows, check out a Liza Minnelli drag tribute act, and Liz gives out participation trophies to lesser family members.

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In a new season, Douze Points goes back in history and covers every entry, by every country to ever enter the Eurovision Song Contest, one by one. This week, it's the second & final part of Croatia!

Join us for a stroll through the second half of Croatia's journey at Eurovision, as we explore their highs and lows, check up on your friends in both baritone and soprano, and suggest dressing as a functional lighthouse for your next formal event.

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In a new season, Douze Points goes back in history and covers every entry, by every country to ever enter the Eurovision Song Contest, one by one. This week, it's the first part of Croatia!

Join us for a stroll through the first half of Croatia's journey at Eurovision, as we explore their highs and lows, the history of drag queens and Vogue-ing, while Jack gets into a fight with Slovenia, and Liz gets into a fight with....your mother?

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This week, we flew all the way from Australia to England just to have a chat with the beautiful folks at the Nul Points Podcast! (Ok, we did it over Zoom, but that doesn't sound as fancy.)

Join us for a quick chat with Laura and Martyn of Nul Points as we discuss Europe: Shine A Light, some unofficial results for 2020, and Liz starts another fight about Daz Sampson.

Don't forget to give them a listen, and follow @nulpointspodcast on Instagram for more of their fantastic content!

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In a new season, Douze Points goes back in history and covers every entry, by every country to ever enter the Eurovision Song Contest, one by one. This week, it's Bulgaria!

Join us for a stroll through Bulgaria's journey at Eurovision, as we explore their highs and lows, the dramatic personal life of Sofi Marinova, and we buy Poli Genova a tiny loofa!

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In a new season, Douze Points goes back in history and covers every entry, by every country to ever enter the Eurovision Song Contest, one by one. This week, it's Bosnia & Herzegovina!

Join us for a stroll through Bosnia & Herzegovina's journey at Eurovision, as we explore their highs and lows, the pain of relegation and withdrawals, and we take a trip to the best disco in history! 

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In a new season, Douze Points goes back in history and covers every entry, by every country to ever enter the Eurovision Song Contest, one by one. This week, it's the final part of Belgium!

Join us for a stroll through Belgium in the 00s and 10s, as we rediscover some lost gems, pick our favourites, and Liz listens to the Rhythm Inside of her pants!

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In a new season, Douze Points goes back in history and covers every entry, by every country to ever enter the Eurovision Song Contest, one by one. This week, it's part three of Belgium!

Join us for a stroll through Belgium in the late 80s and 90s, as we explore our favourite songs, and Liz reaches out to a whole new criminal (and dead) demographic!

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In a new season, Douze Points goes back in history and covers every entry, by every country to ever enter the Eurovision Song Contest, one by one. This week, it's part two of Belgium!

Join us for a stroll through the first years of Belgium's journey at Eurovision, as we explore our favourite songs, and check the contestants' IDs before they can make it to the stage!

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In a new season, Douze Points goes back in history and covers every entry, by every country to ever enter the Eurovision Song Contest, one by one. This week, it's part one of Belgium!

Join us for a stroll through the first years of Belgium's journey at Eurovision, as we explore our favourite songs, ask questions about the eligibility of The Grinch on the Eurovision stage, and embrace the love from Brussels!

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In a new season, Douze Points goes back in history and covers every entry, by every country to ever enter the Eurovision Song Contest, one by one. This week, it's Belarus!

Join us for a stroll through Belarus' journey at Eurovision, as we explore our favourite songs, Comment of the Week, and we realise how much we love Belarus, (got it deep inside), we love Belarus (feel it in our mind).

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In a new season, Douze Points goes back in history and covers every entry, by every country to ever enter the Eurovision Song Contest, one by one. This week, it's Azerbaijan!

Join us for a stroll through Azerbaijan's journey at Eurovision, as we explore our favourite songs, Comment of the Week, and Liz tells us all to shut up about it, shut up about it.

Apologies for any technical issues, we ran into a few remote recording glitches! Rest assured they'll be repaired by next episode - love you xox

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In a new season, Douze Points goes back in history and covers every entry, by every country to ever enter the Eurovision Song Contest, one by one. This week, it's the third and final episode of Austria!

Join us for a stroll through Austria's journey at Eurovision, as we explore our favourite songs, Comment of the Week, and we pay more attention to the Trackshittaz than we'd like to admit.

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In a new season, Douze Points goes back in history and covers every entry, by every country to ever enter the Eurovision Song Contest, one by one. This week, it's the second episode of Austria!

Join us for a stroll through Austria's journey at Eurovision, as we explore our favourite songs, Comment of the Week, and we spend a lot of time watching overly excited Austrian drummers.

(Apologies for the minor sound issues this week! They've been resolved for future episodes.)

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In a new season, Douze Points goes back in history and covers every entry, by every country to ever enter the Eurovision Song Contest, one by one. This week, it's the first episode of Austria!

Join us for a stroll through Austria's journey at Eurovision, as we explore our favourite songs, Comment of the Week, and Liz gets thirsty for a long deceased Contest winner.

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In a new season, Douze Points goes back in history and covers every country to ever enter the Eurovision Song Contest, one by one. This week, it's our homeland, Australia!

Join us for a stroll through Australia's short journey at Eurovision, as we explore our favourite songs, the entry that put us on the map, and reach Zero Gravity on YouTube for Comment of the Week!

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In a new season, Douze Points goes back in history and covers every country to ever enter the Eurovision Song Contest, one by one. This week, it's Armenia!

Join us for a stroll through Armenia's journey at Eurovision, as we explore our favourite songs, hand out a record-breaking score, and dive deep into YouTube for Comment of the Week!

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In a new season, Douze Points goes back in history and covers every country to ever enter the Eurovision Song Contest, one by one. This week, it's Andorra!

Join us for a stroll through Andorra's short journey at Eurovision, as we explore our favourite songs and, give out -989 points to a certain entry!

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In a new season, Douze Points goes back in history and covers every country to ever enter the Eurovision Song Contest, one by one. This week, it's Albania!

Join us for a stroll through Albania's nearly 20-year journey at Eurovision, as we explore our favourite songs and the trainwrecks along the way.

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Eurovision 2020 has been cancelled - but we're not letting that break our hearts! Join us, as we look at the Eurovision songs that make our hearts jump for joy, and the performances that speak to our souls!

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This week, we're chatting about the shocker in Sweden, the last few songs get released, and Liz wonders why nipple reveals aren't more popular at Eurovision.

Plus, Comment of the Week, Makin' Predictions, and a bad rendition of a certain song from a certain kid's movie we're not allowed to sing.

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This week, we dive into the new favourite to win, Daði & Gagnamagnið from Iceland - will they win it all? And what's this we hear about a Netflix conspiracy!??

Plus, the news, Makin' Predictions, and what we've been listening to this week!

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This week, we're discussing the arrival of the UK's Eurovision entry, My Last Breath, the lyrics we've misheard along the way, and wonder if Eurovision 2020 will be the biggest victim of the Coronavirus (Oh no!)

Plus, Comment of the Week, another round of Makin' Predictions, and more Sakis Rouvas!

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This week, we're talking about Norway 'Undo'-ing our sad, the French minister who turned on Tom Leeb, and make a few more bold predictions about Eurovision 2020. 

Plus, Verka Serduchka rides once more, and we unveil our brand new, totally professional sounding segment-intro-making skills!

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This week, we're discussing Melodifestivalen, ponder how Morrissey would have done on the Eurovision stage, and make our first predictions for the 2020 contest!

PLUS, will we be throwing our hats in the ring to take on Dami Im at Australia Decides 2021? Tune in to find out!

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We're on the beautiful Gold Coast, and Australia has chosen their entry for Eurovision 2020!

In this bonus episode, we're discussing the good, the bad, and the ugly of Australia's national final, and Liz has a run in with Eurovision royalty in the rain!!

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This week, we're heading to the Gold Coast for Australia Decides!

In our last chat before we fly out, Jack & Liz discuss pre-contest favourites, fight about the Irish Curse of the 90s, and Liz reviews KeiiNo's new single, Colours!

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This week, we finally have all the Australia Decides entries within our grasp, we re-discover Azerbaijan's Eurovision debut, and Liz comes face to face with a biohazard.

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No need to vote, Australia, Liz has our Eurovision entry picked, without an iota of doubt. We're discussing all the Australia Decides singles that have been released!

Plus, a Swedish champion heads Down Under, and we chat about some of the sexiest entrants in Eurovision history (yes, we included Lordi). 

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This week, we cover the selection of Tom Leeb for France, Liz walks us through her entire medical history, and we get ready for the arrival of the Australia Decides entries!

Plus: Underrated Bangers, YouTube comment of the week, and we let you into our Spotify playlists.

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This week, Liz tries to teach Tooji some dance moves, we consider entering Australia Decides, and ask the question - do you watch Eurovision all year long, or wing it on the night?  

Plus, don't miss Song of the Week, trawling through the YouTube comments section, and  what we're listening to!  

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Albania have selected their entry for 2020! Hear what we think (and don't think) about Arilena's 'Shaj'.

We're also chatting Georgia's singer, a very familiar Robot Grandma, and Liz chases off her very first insta-stalker!

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This week, we're taking an in-depth look at the contestants for Australia Decides, as well as Comment of the Week, our picks for underrated bangers, and the song we've BOTH had stuck in our heads all week long.

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This week, Jack & Liz are chatting Australia Decides, we take the scenic route on a story about Jedward (and their aunt), and the show breaks down temporarily in hysterics. Join us!

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This week, we're talking Albania's Festivali i Këngës, scrapping the Big 5 altogether, a trip back to 1996, and Liz gets a lot of man problems off her chest.

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In episode 6, we talk the withdrawal of Hungary from Eurovision 2020, the songs we think are criminally underrated, the best YouTube comment of the week, and what Eurovision song we've had stuck in our heads for the past 7 days.

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This week, we're talking all things Melodifestivalen 2020, the results of Junior Eurovision, introduce the YouTube Comment Of The Week, and discuss the mystery of Liz's missing flip flop (or is it a jandal?)

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In our fourth episode, we're talking about the slogans that made us feel dirty, the newest acts for Australia Decides, and why Jack is in therapy for a denied high five.

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We sat down with Australian national treasure Tania Doko to talk about her experiences at Australia Decides 2019, her career in Sweden, and the return of Bachelor Girl!

Tune in for all that, plus the Handmaid's Tale, a weird foreboding dream, and Tania's stilettos.

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This week, Liz & Jack talk the first artists announced for Australia Decides 2020, the history of Eurovision in the Land Down Under, and ask the hard questions about Asiavision!

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In our second episode, we recap our interview with KEiiNO, talk competitors that had a second shot at victory, and get deep into Sami rap.

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We sat down with KEiiNO from Norway over a bowl of Fruchocs to chat about their upcoming album, touring Australia, and collaborating with Electric Fields!

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In our debut episode (!!!), we're talking our favourite winners, the songs that should have won, drinking game rules, and delivering some bad in-studio cover versions. 

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