Actors Glenn Hamill and Christian Jackson discuss Ted's desires as he tries to woo superstar author Polly Clark. Mrs Doyle turns the air blue, and Dougal is even more confused by all the women around. Nuns! Nuns! Reverse Reverse!
We also ask why people fake reading books, Ted's hipster phase, Jack's smuggling techniques and Christian reveals how odd it was seeing people with ashes on their forehead for the first time.
Stray Observations
Polly Clarke was played by Gemma Craven