Everwood? Neverwouldn’t!

In this episode that was originally recorded on August 30th, 2021: KT and Eric realize that the age difference between them is the same as that between Madison and Ephram, Adam reads a very special ad sent in by a resident of Everwood, and a TV Time user gets banned from the podcast. Enjoy!

No, this isn't an April Fool's Day prank! It's a real new episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which may or may not be moving to a quarterly release schedule?? Anyway, on this week's episode: the gang praises Treat Williams' dad abilities, KT and Eric talk through some differences in opinion around parenting, and Adam issues multiple apologies for past misdeeds. Enjoy!

Click here to see the .gif-able moment from this episode!

Want to watch along? Everwood is currently available to stream with ads on Freevee -- check it out! Want to discuss Everwood with other fans of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!? Come join us on the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pork Fried Dice Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/FPNQfsW⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ -- just look for the Everwood? Neverwouldn't! channel and dive right in! And of course, stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never.

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New year, new episode! We're kicking off 2024 with this episode that we recorded in August 2021, and guess who's back! Or rather, guess who WAS back back when we recorded it! It's Jerome! Listen as we collectively stumble through finding the appropriate terminology to discuss this episode's problematic approach to indigenous American culture, AND as we continue our lively, freewheeling, season-long discussion of just how gross and uncomfortable this Ephram-and-Madison storyline is. Yikes! Enjoy.

Want to watch along? Everwood is currently available to stream with ads on Freevee -- check it out! Want to discuss Everwood with other fans of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!? Come join us on the ⁠⁠⁠⁠Pork Fried Dice Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠ at ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/FPNQfsW⁠⁠⁠⁠ -- just look for the Everwood? Neverwouldn't! channel and dive right in! Also, follow us on Twitter/X at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never.

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In their first recording session after Adam's break-up with Jerome in June 2021, the gang discuss Bo Burnham, Andy Brown's smiles, and how amazing an Everwood roleplaying game would be! Oh, and how uncomfortable the Ephram/Madison storyline is -- yikes. Enjoy!

For the .gif Eric requested of Andy smiling at Edna, click here!

Want to watch along? Everwood is currently available to stream with ads on Freevee -- check it out! Want to discuss Everwood with other fans of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!? Come join us on the ⁠⁠⁠Pork Fried Dice Discord⁠⁠⁠ at ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/FPNQfsW⁠⁠⁠ -- just look for the Everwood? Neverwouldn't! channel and dive right in! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never.

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We've got laughter! We've got sound effects! We've got the casual revelation that this episode was recorded on Memorial Day 2021, OVER TWO YEARS BEFORE WE'RE RELEASING IT! "This episode that we're recording now, if it is ever released, will probably not be out until, like, 2022." Oh, Adam... so optimistic. Plus, hear the gang react to Madison (ew), Harold (ugh), and the debut of their mortal enemies, the Everwood Pinecast! (Just kidding, Everwood Pinecast. We love you <3.) And stay tuned for the end, when Adam unknowingly pitches an episode title that's sadly fitting on the heels of Treat Williams's tragic death. RIP, Treat. We miss you.

Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream with ads on Freevee -- check it out! Want to discuss Everwood with other fans of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!? Come join us on the ⁠⁠Pork Fried Dice Discord⁠⁠ at ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/FPNQfsW⁠⁠ -- just look for the Everwood? Neverwouldn't! channel and dive right in! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never.

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RIP John Beasley and Treat Williams. You will be missed <3.

On the eve of a trip to Colorado, grieving the recent death of Everwood actor John Beasley, and fueled by guilt over how long it's been since he last released an episode, Adam manages to actually edit another installment of Everwood? Neverwouldn't! Tune in to hear about Pauly Shore's appearance on Fargo, how uteruses are like mines, and why Beau Bridges should change his name to Beau Lighthouses! Enjoy!

For the .gif Eric requested of Harold climbing over his neighbor's fence, click ⁠here⁠!

Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream with ads on Freevee -- check it out! Want to discuss Everwood with other fans of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!? Come join us on the ⁠Pork Fried Dice Discord⁠ at ⁠https://discord.gg/FPNQfsW⁠ -- just look for the Everwood? Neverwouldn't! channel and dive right in! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never.

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We're back from an unexpectedly long summer break, y'all! We missed you and we're sure you missed us too! In this week's episode, Adam's a substitute teacher, KT lacks faith, and Eric gets fed up with Adam's bits once and for all. Also, we teach you how to parallel park! You're welcome!

For the .gif Eric requested of Harold whirling around in his office, click here!

For the Treat Tweet that Eric and KT reported on, click here!

And if you want to see the Whence is Wendell art that KT is surely going to make eventually, stay tuned to our official Everwood? Neverwouldn't Discord channel using the link below!

Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Want to discuss Everwood with other fans of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!? Come join us on the Pork Fried Dice Discord at https://discord.gg/FPNQfsW -- just look for the Everwood? Neverwouldn't! channel and dive right in! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never.

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We've got some controversy this week, y'all! RBG! Donald Trump! Israel! Antidepressants! Acupuncture! Madison! The Olympics! Plus, Eric plays the Maid Name Game, and we explore what KT would be like as a therapist! All this and more on this week's episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't! Woohoo!

For the image of Time For Kid's Person of the Year results, click here!

Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Want to discuss Everwood with other fans of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!? Come join us on the Pork Fried Dice Discord at https://discord.gg/FPNQfsW -- just look for the Everwood? Neverwouldn't! channel and dive right in! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never.

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Jerome is back, baby! And he's here to explain the difference between comic books and manga! But first, can we convince him that this was a fun episode of Everwood? Can Eric come to terms with a shocking piece of news about Adam and mini golf? Can Adam come to terms with a shocking piece of news about Eric's hair? Is KT the Bright of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!? Also, what's this Madison chick's deal? All we know for sure is that she throws Ephram's pizza away, which is probably the worst thing she does all season. ...Right?

For the .gif of Madison sticking a carrot in Ephram's mouth, click here!

Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Want to discuss Everwood with other fans of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!? Come join us on the Pork Fried Dice Discord at https://discord.gg/FPNQfsW -- just look for the Everwood? Neverwouldn't! channel and dive right in! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never.

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This week we've got fraught sibling relationships and middle school sex clubs! Plus, Adam does an impression of black people (not really) and  comes up with the roughest episode sponsor bit yet. Enjoy!

Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Want to discuss Everwood with other fans of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!? Come join us on the Pork Fried Dice Discord -- just look for the Everwood? Neverwouldn't! channel and dive right in! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never.

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It's Adam's birthday today, and as a gift to himself, he's not forcing himself to edit a whole episode to release this week! Instead, enjoy this sweet sweeeeet bonus content. What happens when a child interrupts the podcast recording and KT has to leave Adam and Eric to their own devices? Does Adam interrogate Eric about soup? Yeah! Does he make Eric listen to his impression of Justin Theroux's karaoke scene from The Leftovers?? Yep!! Is it all deeply uncomfortable for Eric and potentially hazardous to his health??? HELL YEAH! We'll try our best to be back with a full episode next week, folks. Until then -- enjoy!

Can Everwood survive on its teen storylines alone? Would the whole show be better as an old-timey play? And most importantly, will Adam, KT, and Eric find a way to talk respectfully about boobs? Listen to find out!

For the .gif of Andy and the car window, click here!

For the .gif of Andy outside the classroom window, click here!

Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Want to discuss Everwood with other fans of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!? Come join us on the Pork Fried Dice Discord -- just look for the Everwood? Neverwouldn't! channel and dive right in! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never.

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We are BACK, baby! And as Eric puts it, we're taking a big ol' dive back into Bummertown! How is Everwood handling its new grief?? Listen as Adam recounts more of Treat's amazing dad jokes from the Season 1 DVD commentaries, KT delivers what may be the final "Prattling On" segment ever, and Eric helps to answer the all-important question, "Did Colin Hart ever get to see Bruce Almighty?" All this and more on the Season 2 premiere of Everwood? Neverwouldn't! Woohoo!

Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Want to discuss Everwood with other fans of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!? Come join us on the Pork Fried Dice Discord -- just look for the Everwood? Neverwouldn't! channel and dive right in! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never.

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As a special between-seasons Treat (and as a gift to our dear friend and Everwood? Neverwouldn't! listener, Monty), we watched and reviewed the exceptionally strange 2005 Neil Gaiman film, MirrorMask! Listen as we discuss what different Everwood characters would think of this bizarre movie -- and if you listen close, you just might catch a preview of Season 2 of Everwood? Neverwouldn't! as you hear just how uncomfortable we get talking about age differences in romantic relationships! Speaking of which, Season 2 of Everwood? Neverwouldn't! will begin dropping SOON, Y'ALL! Stay tuned! 

Want to discuss Everwood with other fans of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!? Come join us on the Pork Fried Dice Discord -- just look for the Everwood? Neverwouldn't! channel and dive right in!

You can commission some kick-ass art from Monty at their Instagram, @Miraculous.Monty, or on Twitter, @MiraculousMonty. 

And if you want to watch MirrorMask before listening to us discuss it, you can find it to rent or purchase on YouTube, available for free with a valid library card on Kanopy, or also available fore free in certain dark corners of the internet. Enjoy!

It's the Season 1 finale, y'all! Listen as the gang discusses Treat Williams' inability to make good jokes on the DVD commentary, Eric and KT's inability to tell Philip Baker Hall and Jerry Orbach apart, Adam's inability to pronounce "maraschino," and this episode's inability to adhere to the most fundamental principles of space and time! Plus, Jerome introduces an all new segment with its own theme song, and Adam has a heck of a time hearing everyone's interpretation of that iconic final shot. Enjoy!

Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for Season 2 of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never.

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What better way to usher in 2022 than with Episode 22 of Everwood?! In tonight's edition of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, Jerome joins Adam, KT, and Eric to discuss his father issues, the mystery of double chocolate, and the history of gay down-low culture! Also, Adam and Eric make a bet that surely won't take 3 whole seasons to pay off, and Adam makes a brand new Everwood gif! Enjoy!

Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never.

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It's a very special episode of Everwood, folks, so of course Adam has some more DVD commentary to report on! Plus, KT and Eric share about the time they found a bunch of porn in their house. Enjoy!

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Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never.

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This episode might be chock-full of discomfort around child abuse, but it's got plenty of other stuff too! Adam correctly predicts that Treat Williams once played Stanley Kowalski, Amy's AIM screen name has a near-catastrophic impact on Eric's episode ratings, and KT's true name is surfaced, revealing them to be even more problematic than Chris Pratt himself. Plus, the most intriguing prediction segment yet! Enjoy!

Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never.

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Adam humiliates himself by getting Jennifer Lopez and Jennifer Aniston mixed up, but probably only because he's grieving over his discovery that he's the only person who actually hears Irv's narration on the show :(. Plus, Jerome is back, TV Time Time gets a new official theme song, and we spend a decent chunk of time trying to figure out how old Brooks Bedore was when he played Arnie! Enjoy!

Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never.

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