Hide your children! Today we’re discussing the “bozo the bush” episode, a.k.a. “One”. In this monumental episode, Carrie meets Aleksandr Petrovsky, Robert surprises Miranda with a giant cookie, Charlotte has a miscarriage, and Samantha has a pubic hair-related breakdown. It also has many diva moments including a fake Marina Abramović, an Elizabeth Taylor-inspired makeover, and several references to Studio 54. What more could we ask for?