Patrick and JB saw Scream 4 (or SCRE4M if you're a douche) on opening night so you don't have to. Hear them stab it, slice it open and see what its insides look like. There are no spoilers until the end, and there's a whole bunch of warnings before anything is given away. And a sound effect.
Also discussed this episode: Super (2011), American: The Bill Hicks Story (2010), The Tourist (2010)