MY Vagina Is Incredibly Tight Thank You Very Much

Lynette opens the show recapping her time at Seth MacFarlane's annual holiday party, which included being cornered by a creepy guy before being saved by a loyal FCOL fan! After that, Stefanie talks about her weekend drama involving a young boy's birthday party at a fencing warehouse. This leads into a long conversation on proper disciplinary actions for when your kids are misbehaving.