Lynette opens this weeks first episode of For Crying Out Loud talking about getting click bated into learning about orgasmic meditation. Then Lynette talks about having some serious troubles with her dog Phill and contemplating getting him better trained. After that, Stef has has a little argument with John while the kids misbehave. Then Lynette goes to get a Christmas tree with the kids but has some shady characters hanging around. Before they wrap, Lynette and Stef talk about the importance of holding out on getting the kids what they want right away so they'll want it more and thus appreciate it more.