What Are You Doing, Movie? - Harry Potter and the 24 Hour Malariathon - Movie #2 - Chamber of Secrets

What Are You Doing, Movie? - Harry Potter and the 24 Hour Malariathon - Movie #2 - Chamber of Secrets - The 24 Hour Malariathon continues with this; a movie that nobody seems to hate, but inspires pretty ubiquitous MEH responses from all it touches. What's goin' on with Chamber of Secrets, anyway?