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It’s not about the pasta, but it IS all about REALITY TV! Join unscripted aficionados Kate Riccio & Carolyn Murdock as they “Gabbity Gab” straight from a futon in Los Angeles. No show is off limits from The Valley to wherever TJ has The Challenge contestants go next. Grab your Pinot Grigio and join us as we discuss hot takes, theories, reality updates and more!
*Now launching a complete Vanderpump Rules rewatch! Start from the very beginning as Carolyn and Kate take you through simpler times when the microwave couldn’t be on at the same time as the air conditioner.
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This week, Kate’s spritz b*tch journey continues! Then the girls catch up on this week’s reality gab: Garcelle’s surprising departure from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Teresa Giudice and Luis Ruelas major financial woes, The Real Housewives of Miami’s Alexia and Todd Nepola’s filing for divorce, the new reality trailers for Bravo’s “Love Hotel” and Hulu’s “Got to Get Out,” Ally Lewber’s new astrology podcast, and Patricia Altschul’s upcoming book: “Eat, Drink, and Remarry.”
Then Kate and Carolyn recap Vanderpump Rules season 2, episode 9: “Rich People Annoy Me.” And by rich people, Stassi is referring to the cast of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, as they come in for ga dramatic dinner at SUR. But first, Kristen Doute must melt down in SUR, behind SUR, and down the curb from SUR, as she spirals over the Tom and Ariana rumors. Meanwhile, Jax must lie (about whether or not he lied) about Tom and Ariana making out behind a port-o-potty at Coachella…!?
In this week’s reality gab, The Valley trailer is OUT and Kate and Carolyn could not be more excited to talk about it.
Then the girls recap Season 2, Episode 8 of Vanderpump Rules, titled 'Sherlock Stassie.' Join them as the rumors about Kristen and Jax reach a boiling point—will FBI Agent Schroeder finally crack the case, or have the culprits managed to outsmart her once again? Don’t ask Lisa - she’s too busy hiring secret bloggers to spy on her staff.
In this week’s Reality Gab, Kate starts The Real Housewives of New Jersey and has some things to say about it!
Then the girls recap Season 2, Episode 7 of Vanderpump Rules: “Addiction.” Who knew sex addiction was a thing? Not Jax! Who is ready for Scheana to give a lap dance to Peter at his 30th birthday? Not Katie! Who is shocked to hear the rumor that Kristen slept with Jax? Not NOT Kristen!
In this week’s Reality Gab, Kate and Carolyn discuss the latest Jax Taylor reveal, get up-to-date on all the JT/Venita drama from Southern Charm, give their thoughts on Southern Hospitality (spoiler alert: we love it!) and discuss what we think happened after that crazy cliffhanger on The Traitors!
Then the girls recap Season 2, Episode 6 of Vanderpump Rules: “Lisa’s Angels.” And these angels are sent straight from above to this year’s Sur Gay Pride Parade float! And don’t worry, there are about as many messy plotlines atop that thing as there are feathers atop Stassi’s “floozy” headdress. Jax banged a ballerina - and he CANNOT wait to tell you about it. Stassi is not happy about Jax bragging about banging a ballerina - and she CANNOT wait to tell you about it. Scheana is performing her latest pop song 88 times, and everyone CAN wait for her to sing about it. Back at Sur, Kristen is professionally holding down the fort - aka, confronting Ariana about some suspicious texts from Tom. Who will break down first? (Clue - it’s Kristen.)
This Week’s Reality Gab: This week Kate and Carolyn catch up on the latest reality tea, including the surprising connection between this season’s White Lotus and Southern Charm, the latest Southern Charm Shep Rose drama with Sienna’s surprising side to the story, Summer House’s current season so far with hot takes on Jesse & Lexi, Ciara & West, and Lindsay & Carl, and the shocking rumors floating around about Danielle’s unfair traitor-behavior on The Traitors.
Vanderpump Rules Rewatch: Then they recap season 2, episode 5 of Vanderpump Rules: “Surlesque.” Party tip: If it’s your husband’s birthday, and you own a restaurant together, why not dress down your twenty-something employees to perform a burlesque show for him!? Life tip: If you have a health concern, why not tell everyone you have cancer before doctors have taken X-rays!? Relationship tip: If you have an ex-boyfriend who thinks he has cancer, why not yell at him about his “f’n” sweater line!? All of this advice free to you from this week’s episode of Girls Unscripted’s VPR Rewatch.
Carolyn and Kate talk through season 2, episode 4 of Vanderpump Rules: “Rumors.” Or as they like to call it: “Ariana’s Grand Entrance” or “The One Where Jax Reveals Who Everyone Else Has Slept With.” Follow along as Kristen’s biggest nightmare becomes a reality, Ariana’s braid claims main character energy, and Tom Sandoval flirts like a schoolboy with his new co-worker - the girl he’s cheating on his girlfriend with.
Paige DeSorbo has moved on from Craig Conover, Bravo picked up cameras to film their breakup, and West Wilson comes after Girls Unscripted for suggesting his association with Brianna Chickenfry (only for him to then confirm it days later)! Kate and Carolyn spill some of the latest reality tea.
Then they recap season 2, episode 3 of Vanderpump Rules: “Only the Lonely,” taking place in the scenic mountains of Lake Arrowhead, whose beauty can only be outdone by Stassi’s signature on Jax’s bicep. Can this “group of friends” cohabitate peacefully at Stassi’s mom’s lakehouse? Spoiler alert: Absolutely fucking not. Do we know who has cheated on whom by this point, creating an even JUICIER episode? Literal spoiler alert: Yes.
Paige Desorbo has broken her silence on her break up with Craig! West Wilson was spotted with Brianna Chickenfry! The new season of The Challenge All Stars Rivals has finally begun! Kate and Carolyn had no choice BUT to start off this episode gabbing about the latest reality tea!
Then they return to 2013 to recap season 2, episode 2 of Vanderpump Rules: “Branded.” Ever thought of tattooing your ex’s name onto your arm? Jax has! Ever thought of yelling at your boss for hiring someone else to do the job you refused to do? Stassi has! Ever ran alongside a white pickup truck to get shots of Jax Taylor and Stassi Schroeder screaming down the streets of West Hollywood? The Vanderpump Rules production crew has! So grab your popcorn and your running shoes for this week’s episode of Girls Unscripted!
This week, listen as Carolyn and Kate take you back to the summer of 2013. Think: clunky jewelry, under-the-eye eyeliner, and Tom Sandoval cheating on Kristen with a bottle girl in Vegas. That’s right - welcome back to old Vanderpump Rules recaps, season two! Follow along this first episode as Scheana loses teeth, Kristen loses her mind, and Jax refuses to lose Stassi. But don’t feel too bad for Scheana - it’s her birthday! Just be sure not to take a smoke break and trash her during her party… you might get thrown out or find yourself in a spontaneous fight with her boyfriend. But wait, is Shay crying??
After a month hiatus, the girls are BACK! And diving right into all the big reality tv news they missed! Like their take on the Paige and Craig break up, Laura-Leigh’s podcast tell all, and catching up on The Traitors. They also dissect both The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and New York’s intense finales.
🏆 Welcome to the first annual Girls Unscripted Awards🏆It’s been a year of high body count hairs and low marriage success rates. Join Kate and Carolyn as they award reality stars claims to fame in some of the hottest reality categories, including: Who was the biggest pot stirrer this year? Best rookie? Least desirable lover? What was the best one-liner? Most drawn-out storyline? Favorite side character? …and so many more! Also we have the results of what YOU, the gabbers, voted in some quintessential categories, too!
So sit back, relax, and enjoy the award show you didn’t ask for, but we made anyway!
This week on Girls Unscripted, Kate talks about meeting the fabulous Katie Maloney at Something About Her. Then Kate and Carolyn cover the “oh-cane” season premiere of Southern Charm, the drag-tastic S15E10 of The Real Housewives of New York’s “Strictly Ballroom Affair,” and the Bat Mitzvah of the year in The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City’s S5E12, “Mazel, Meredith!”
This week on Girl’s Unscripted, Carolyn and Kate cover a LOT of exciting Vanderpump Rules news including the final announcement on the season 12 reboot, the closing of Schwartz and Sandys, Kristen Doute’s surprise pregnancy, and Pauly D and James Kennedy going on tour together. They also cover drama with Taylor Frankie Paul as she claps back at McKenna Gibbons breaking her silence. Then they get into The Real Housewives Roundup 🤠covering the season 15, episode 9 “Coming Clean” of RHONY before going into the season 5, episode 11 “Troop Salt Lake City” of RHOSLC, with the heart wrenching scene between Mary Cosby and her son.
This week on Girls Unscripted, Kate and Carolyn discuss the shocking Southern Hospitality trailer, the surreal Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premiere, Jax’s spicy rebuttals to Brittany’s claims on The Hot Mic podcast, the latest Vanderpump Rules filming rumors, what Scheana has to say about Schwartz’s new girlfriend and the fallout between Lala and Jess. Then we get into The Real Housewives Roundup 🤠, recapping S15E8 of The Real Housewives of New York and the FANTASTIC S5E10 episode of The Real Housewives of Saltlake City - “Kiss Kiss, Bangs Bangs”
This week Carolyn and Kate are breaking down all the latest reality TV news! JT mysteriously quitting Southern Charm, Brittany Cartwright going off on Jax while on Bravo’s Hot Mic Podcast, Rachel Leviss potentially returning to Vanderpump Rules, and Teddi Mellanchamp cheating on Edwin with her… horse trainer?! Then they get into their Real Housewives Roundup 🤠 giving their honest opinions on Real Housewives of New York’s big “pregnancy prank” and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City’s tumultuous Palm Springs trip.
This week Kate and Carolyn have the privilege of talking to one of the longest-running castmates on Vanderpump Rules, the glue of SUR, the creator of Reality Network, the #sweatymess himself… Peter Madrigal!
Join as Peter spills the tea! Did he actually leave Katie for Stassi? Who was the best kisser on VPR? Did he have an inkling about Scandoval? Why did Jax troll him on Twitter? All this and so much more on this week’s episode of Girl’s Unscripted!
Is Southern Charm’s Ms. Patricia in Kate’s DMs spilling the tea!? (Yes.) Is the new Southern Charm trailer here? (Yes.) Is Rebecca Minkoff boring? (Well, you decide.)
This week Carolyn and Kate dive into their weekly reality gab - covering the new Southern Charm trailer, Ms. Patricia sliding into Kate’s TikTok lives, Lindsay Hubbard’s very public baby shower, their disappointment in The Challenge: Eras, and so much more!
Then, they ride into the Real Housewives Roundup 🤠, recapping The Real Housewives of New York’s season 15, episode 5, where the housewives are, “Totally buggin’!” (It’s a Clueless quote.) Follow as Kate and Carolyn continuously try to untangle the Big Apple’s spider web of who is mad at who, and how the hell Brynn has money.
01:55 Love is Blind party/reunion looks 06:22 Carolyn’s Knottscary day from hell 12:22 Kate talks with Ally Lewber 14:23 Southern Charm trailer 28:04 Ms. Patricia enters Kate’s TikTok live 30:21 RHOBH trailer 32:00 The Challenge: Eras 38:06 Lindsay Hubbard baby shower 39:34 RHONY episode 5 recap
This week, Carolyn and Kate dive deep into the Love is Blind finale, Brittany Cartwright’s read with medium Tyler Henry, the surprising update from Taylor Frankie Paul and Dakota Mortensen, Rachel’s publicist going extra-rogue, Tom Sandoval’s podcast with Victoria Lee Robinson, and other spooky ghost stories! 👻
THEN it’s time for The Real Housewives Roundup 🤠. This week we’re yelling “no, no, no, no, no!” with The Real Housewives of New York City (season 15, episode 4 recap), and dodging legal threats from the mob wives on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (season 5, episode 6 recap).
12:12 - Tyler Henry reads Brittany Cartwright 22:03 - Michael Kelcourse passes from Southern Charm 23:33 - Rachel’s publicist goes rogue 27:37 - Tom Sandoval and Victoria Lee Robinson’s podcast episode 31:35 - Love is Blind finale 39:43 - Taylor Frankie Paul & Dakota Mortensen are back together 41:53 - Real Housewives of New York (S5,E4) 50:29 - Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S15,E6)
This week, Kate and Carolyn cover their Weekly Reality Gab - including the continued chaos on Love is Blind, Katie Maloney’s surprising new boyfriend announcement, Rachel (aka Raquel) going more Rogue than ever, Wes’s hilarious start on House of Villains, Kate’s very own possible “appearance” on the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Carolyn’s light entry into shoplifting, and more!
THEN it’s time for The Real Housewives Roundup 🤠. This week we have Tamra from The Real Housewives of Orange County announcing she’s on the spectrum after one therapy visit (!?), partnered with a classic Hamptons trip on The Real Housewives of New York City (season 15, episode 3), and some juicy Bronwyn mama drama on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (season 5, episode 5).
This week, Carolyn and Kate talk about their crazy experience at ComicCon hosting a panel with Peter Madrigal from Vanderpump Rules and VanderpumpRobs! Carolyn then goes on a safari with Peter to the wild land of SUR to watch stars in their natural habitat.
Then, they enter into their Weekly Reality Gab, touching on the mess that is Love is Blind, Jen Shah’s reduced prison sentence, and Brittany Cartwright’s new man?
THEN, they enter into their Real Housewives Roundup 🤠, touching on Shannon’s troubles on The Real Housewives of Orange County before recapping season 5, episode 4 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and season 15, episode 2 of The Real Housewives of New York City!
This week, Kate and Carolyn talk about meeting dozens of reality stars including Ariana Madix, Meredith Marks, Kristen Doute, Alexis Bellino, Reza Farahan, and more last week at Entertainment Weekly, PEOPLE Magazine, and DIRECTV’s Fall Reality TV Kickoff party!
Then, they enter into their Weekly Reality Gab, touching on the new season of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and Jax’s custody snafu.
THEN, they enter into their Real Housewives Roundup 🤠, recapping season 5, episode 3 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and the season 15 premiere of The Real Housewives of New York City!
Coming in hot with proof, receipts, and timelines - this week Kate and Carolyn premiere their Real Housewives Roundup, starting with Salt Lake City! But don’t worry - they still do some Reality Gab up top, too!
This week, the girls talk about the break up speculations around Taylor Frankie Paul and Dakota Mortensen. Then they jump into the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, recapping their thoughts on episodes 1 and 2 of Season 5. Do they miss Monica? Do they like Britani and Bronwyn? Is Whitney “feeling” or “facting”? Is Meredith gate-keeping baths? Are scrolls demure? All this, and more, on this week’s episode of Girl’s Usnscripted.
07:06 Taylor & Dakota breakup rumors 12:43 Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
This week Kate and Carolyn dive back into The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, the long-awaited arrest of Sean Diddy Combs, plot leaks from The Valley finale, Craig Conover’s betrayal to Loverboy, the New York Fashion Week mess with Micah from Love is Blind and Seb from Too Hot To Handle, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and more…
2:15 - Kate hit 100,00 followers on TikTok!! 12:12 - The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives 25:57 - The Valley 29:38 - P. Diddy Arrest 35:19 - Spritz Society vs. Loverboy 28:25 - Real Housewives of Salt Lake City 42:30 - Seb/Micah/Kayla NYYFW Drama
This week Kate and Carolyn address the rumors of cameras rolling at SUR (but for what?), Lala’s surprising baby name, who actually is (and is not) in Hawaii filming The Valley, Nikocado Avocado’s “social experiment”, and A LOT about The Secret Lives of Mormon wives. They also thank everyone for 1,000 SUBSCRIBERS ON YOUTUBE 🥳 Yay!
01:20 - 1,000 subscribers! 03:29 - Kate chased by drug lords 07:40 - Nikocado Avocado’s social experiment 11:51 - The Valley in Hawaii 13:25 - Jax’s podcast out of treatment 18:43 - Kristen and Luke engaged 19:30 - Lala’s baby name 22:17 - Vanderpump spinoff? 25:57 - The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives
This week Carolyn and Kate talk about Brittany filing for divorce from Jax, their AWKWARD run-in with Brittany and Kristen on the supposed night of the filing, Jax’s official diagnosis, Tamra Judge’s extreme cosmetic procedures, and the surprise engagement of John Janssen to Alexis Bellino.
This week Carolyn and Kate cover the questionable decision to turn Jax’s bar into Britt’s, Shannon’s legal troubles on The Real Housewives of Orange County, a possible treaty on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, the cut-throat start to The Challenge: Battle of the Eras, the wild docu-series Crazy Chimp and its tie to The Traitors, and more!
02:28 - Chimp Crazy 06:40 - Britt's Bar 11:25 - Lala talks old beef 13:23 - Lala using storylines for $$? 16:20 - Real Housewives of Orange County 28:05 - Real Housewives of New Jersey 35:05 - The Challenge: Battle of the Eras 41:31 - Jo is back on the Tom train 43:03 - Griselda vs Louann de Lesseps 44:13 - Jeremy Maddix out on bond
Just like Jax’s relationship with chunky knit sweaters, all good things must come to an end. Kate and Carolyn wrap up the season one rewatch of Vanderpump Rules, recapping The Reunion and Secrets Revealed episodes. (We’ll reveal one secret here: they both include Stassi crying.) Will Jax speak out on the AA break-up from hell? Will Stassi speak up on the timeline of her and Frank’s relationship? Will Katie speak…period? Find out on this week’s episode of Girls Unscripted!
This week Kate and Carolyn talk about Kate’s run-in with Tom Schwartz, James Kennedy, and Ally Lewber, the long-awaited Love Island Reunion, Ariana Madix’s brother getting arrested, confirmation of Scheana and Lala filming The Valley while Jax is in treatment, Tom Schwartz’s possible appearance on Summer House, and more…
Season one ends with a BANG - or an admission of one, at least! Listen as Kate and Carolyn take you through an episode that is as wild as your boss asking you to pose in a mandatory bikini photoshoot. Laura-Leigh lands the role of a lifetime and leaves the Sur nest; without her, is Queen Stassi finally back? What a way to end a season that saw enough tears to fill Villa Rosa’s pool, enough of Jax’s sweaters to keep us warm, and not nearly enough logic or sense. But perhaps, at the end of the day/season, that’s the perfect amount after all.
This week Carolyn and Kate talk about Jax Taylor entering in-patient treatment, Brittany Cartwright’s rumored new Bachelor Nation boyfriend, the newly announced mini Bravocon, the surprising new addition to The Real Housewives of New York, Aaron from Love Island getting dragged by Dave Portnoy, the new Hulu reality series “The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives” and more…
This week, listen as Kate and Carolyn break up with you at an AA meeting. Oh wait, that was Jax & Laura-Leigh! Follow along as Laura-Leigh’s reign comes to a chaotic end as Stassi’s seems to begin again within the walls of Sur. And if you ever need a page out of the book “How to Act When Your Staff Quits Midshift Because of Personal Shit”, look no further than Peter & Guillermo’s performance on this week’s recap of Vanderpump Rules!
This week Carolyn and Kate talk about Leah from Love Island’s famous dating history, Rob from Love Island’s erotic video leak, a public spat between Tom Sandoval & Kristen Doute, Jax Taylor’s surprising relationship with Paige Woolen, an update on the Something About Her trademark war, a curious new Peacock reality dating show starring four Real Housewives, and more…
00:00 Gab 06:49 Rob from Love Island video leak 09:27 Leah from Love Island dating life 14:07 Jax Taylor and Paige Woolen 18:33 Kristen Doute/Tom Sandoval feud 22:15 Phaedra Parks returns to Real Housewives of Atlanta 27:00 Something About Her trademark war 29:58 New Peacock reality dating show
Do you like bathroom sex? Well then this episode is for you! Listen as Kate and Carolyn take you through Lisa having her hands full with lies about bathroom lovemaking to threats of underwear “melvin” giving. Frank might think, “Vanderpump:0, Frank:1,” but will he score himself as high when he meets Stassi’s parents about twenty minutes after he gets fired? …probably! And will he score himself as high when he and Stassi break up in a driveway? …definitely! And by the end, the only thing Stassi is hoping to score is some cigarettes.
This week Kate and Carolyn talk about Kendall from Love Island’s explicit video leak, Lindsay Hubbard’s “surprise” gender reveal, and the unexpected Bingo card of “David Arquette is pissed at Lala Kent.” Then, the girls interview investigative journalist and Bravo commentator Christina Cocca about all things regarding the current flood of Scandoval lawsuits.
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Queen Laura-Leigh has entered the group chat, and Stassi has some rage texts to say about it! Listen as Kate and Carolyn walk you through an all-staff meeting that unravels faster than Scheana’s harmonies with her backup singers. Stassi fights for her life to not be viewed as a “ghetto bitch” (her words, not ours!) Laura-Leigh fights for her life to not pass out with anger, and Lisa fights for her life to milk every ounce of drama she can in ten minutes. Then, Scheana has her first “live” “gig” as a “popstar”! Will she flop? Will Stassi find a new ally? Will Peter’s fedora stand the test of time? All this and more on this week’s Vanderpump Recap.
This week Carolyn and Kate talk about the latest drama on Love Island USA, Lala Kent’s “Baby Monsoon”, the shocking reveal of The Mole (spoilers!), Tom Sandoval and Victoria Lee Robinson’s bizarre Instagram live, the surprising reason why Olivia Flowers is not returning to Southern Charm, and the “Who The F Did I Marry” TikTok fiasco between Brooke Schofield and Clinton Kane!
Jax + a white wool sweater + a parking lot = this episode. Yes, THIS is the episode of Stassi’s (aka “MY”) birthday! Listen as Carolyn and Kate take you through the trip to Vegas that was as uncomfortable as Schwartz pouring an entire beer over Stassi’s head, and as messy as the timeline Jax gives as to when he got a girl pregnant in Vegas. Can Frank fend for himself? How many times does Stassi say, “It’s MY birthday!”? Will Katie and Kristen “blow wind up Stassi’s butt hole?” Find out on this week’s Girls Unscripted!
This week Kate and Carolyn talk about Lindsay Hubbard’s epic pregnancy announcement, Love Island USA’s rise in the ratings, shocking Nick Viall and Natalie Joy cheating allegations, who they think The Mole is on Netflix, controversial thoughts on The Challenge: The Final Reckoning finale, and a juicy Kenya Moore and Tom Sandoval blind item!
Quite Frankly, this episode is as wild as Kristen Doute’s nuclear meltdown at a photoshoot because one of the models had slept with Sandoval years before they met! Listen as Kate and Carolyn take you through the Battle of Stassi, fought by Jax and Frank, concluding with the deadly cannon launch of: “He got a girl pregnant in Vegas two months ago.” At the wake, aka Stassi’s apartment, bottles of Cristal are lost, and you would think Frank’s battle is won… But not if Katie and Kristen have anything to say about it! And is Jax’s sweater… inside out? Find out on this week’s Girls Unscripted!
This week Carolyn and Kate talk about Jax Taylor’s naughty texts to a woman with nice toes, Jax and Brittany’s dysfunction on their “Reality” podcast, the controversial Perfect Match finale, a surprise Summer House update, Kaitlyn Bristowe’s meltdown over Jason Tartick’s hard launch with TikToker Kat, a juicy blind item about Lala Kent, and the new Freaky Friday sequel!
00:00 - intro / personal gab 14:19 - spicy Jax texts 17:02 - Jax & Brittany’s podcast 25:50 - Perfect Match finale 33:07 - Summer House 37:05 - Kaitlyn Bristow/Jason Tartick/TikToker Kat 42:40 - Lala Kent blind item 46:29 - Freaky Friday sequel
Have you ever taken seven shots in less than sixty seconds? Jax Taylor has, and this is the episode to see it! Listen in as Kate and Carolyn go through Episode 2 of Vanderpump Rules and every fight (after fight, after fight) that comes with it. Follow along like a bright pink float as they talk through the first SUR Pride and every drunken tear that was lost that day. Also listen to Carolyn explain her impossibly complex spreadsheet of every shitty thing a castmate does on the show. You might be surprised who is in the lead! (Or not.)
It has been a week FILLED with gab! This week Kate and Carolyn cover West Wilson on the Viall Files (likely banning them from ever being guests themselves), part two of the Summer House reunion with the spotlight hot on Kyle and Amanda, Kenya Moore’s “revenge porn” and suspension on RHOA, Harry Jowsey’s delightfully unsurprising performance on The Perfect Match, Justin Timberlake’s DWI, and why they love Chappell Roan so f’n much. Whew! That was a lot!
00:00 - intro / personal gab
4:34 - Kate starts RHOSLC
10:26 - West Wilson on Vial Files
21:20 - Summer House / Kyle & Amanda
28:34 - Summer House / Paige
29:03 - Summer House / Lindsay
29:22 - Summer House / Andrea Denver’s wedding
32:10 - The Valley / Bikeriders premiere
34:09 - RHOA / Kenya Moore
40:29 - Justin Timberlake DWI
43:39 - Perfect Match / Harry Jowsey
46:59 - Chappell Roan
Raise your glasses high! Kate and Carolyn are taking you back to 2013, Sur, and some super shitty apartments. This is Girls Unscripted’s FIRST episode of the Vanderpump Rules rewatch, starting from the pilot that introduced the devil (and don’t you forget it.) Listen as Carolyn and Kate go through meeting the Witches of Weho, watching Tom shave his forehead, and seeing the back alley - ALL FOR THE FIRST TIME! From setting up plot-lines, to watching Kristen try to put limes in Chardonnay, to Kate taking her stab at singing “Freak Bitch,” the girls truly cover it all. This one’s for you tonight!
This week Carolyn and Kate cover part one of the Summer House reunion with hot takes on West Wilson, The Challenge Rivals III finale with even hotter takes on Johnny Bananas and Sarah, Jax & Brittany’s latest podcast, and even MORE Billie Lee drama but this time, Kyle Chan and Victoria Lee Robinson have entered the chat.
0:00 Intro 2:50 - Personal Gab (djs føxx & shortdads, stealing vodka, viral past lives) 14:32 - Gabbities vs Gabbers 20:33 - Summer House Reunion 27:56 - The Challenge Rivals III 38:52 - Billie Lee, Victoria Lee Robinson, Kyle Chan 50:27 - Brittany & Jax
We’ve been to Capri… We’ve been to Big Bear… And now, we’ve been through the first season of The Valley. Join as Kate and Carolyn walk through a finale that sends every cast member into a tailspin even Nia’s self-defense techniques can’t stop. Has Jax been outdone by Brittany? Has Jesse been punked by Michelle? Has Janet been defeated by Zack? Has Kristen been unraveled by… Kristen? (The answer is always yes.) All this and more!
You asked, and we listened - welcome to the first ever Weekly Gab! This is where you can find us gabbing about all things reality TV. And boy, is there a LOT to gab about! This week we’re covering Kate’s birthday at Sur (& meeting Brock!), the Summer House finale, hot tea from Billie Lee, Traitors 3 cast, and VPR Secrets Revealed. Carolyn might even reveal the Harvard matrix of social events - you’re welcome!
This week’s Valley episode is all about divorce! But don’t tell Jax and Jesse that, because DUH their wives will NEVER leave them! Kate and Carolyn dive back into the babymoon that never ends, except when it ends on a fantasy-turned-nightmare party. Did Danny not drink water? Could Michelle have a bigger ick? Can Jax ever not be Jax? All this, and more!
The Vanderpump Rules reunion part 3 truly gave us Lala - whether we wanted it or not! This week, Kate and Carolyn get as tickled as Andy Cohen hearing a bad sex joke as they cover Scheana’s alliances, Sandoval’s apologies, and Jax’s (alleged/very probable) indiscretions. This episode is about as exciting as Lisa FINALLY standing up for Ariana.
The Good ‘Ole Boy’s club is in session! Join as Kate and Carolyn untangle another week on The Valley that is as messy as it is petty. Play along as they guess who the hell Michelle sent sexy pictures to and why anyone lets Jesse or Jax speak, ever! Are castmates still playing secret keep-away from the cameras? Does Brittany have a drinking problem? And where does Jax get all these black branded hats!?
Did we need this week’s reunion? Probably not. Are Kate and Carolyn going to talk about it? 100% yes. Are they also going to talk about Kate’s belly aches and Carolyn’s plastic surgery? 110% yes. Are they also going to reveal an EXCLUSIVE insider secret about the future of Vanderpump Rules? 1,000% YES! Join as the ladies cover all of this week’s reunion topics and key side characters including but not limited to Max Boyens, Ally Lewber, JoMyGosh, Charli, and Mya the Still Alive Dog.
On this week’s Valley recap, Carolyn and Kate cover both a trip up to Big Bear and a trip down “let’s have a child” therapy lane. Can a beanie and a mushroom trip make Jesse a changed man? Did Janet have her Croc-booted friends go undercover to spy on the group? Could Jax be any more insensitive to Brittany? Will Michelle ever tell us what actually happened post her cheating confrontation?! All this, and more, on Girls Unscripted!
Kate and Carolyn are diving into part 1 of the Vanderpump Rules Season 11 reunion. From Rachel’s obvious absence to Lala’s spiteful presence, a lot of ground is covered. Join as the girls follow Andy topic by topic including open [faced?] sandwich shops, ongoing lawsuits, apparent closed communication with Lisa Vanderpump, and much more. Finally, grab your gavel, because court is in session in the case of Lala Kent vs Katie Maloney. The verdict is yours!
This week’s “The Valley” episode is heavy on hibachi and light on drama - but fun nonetheless! Join as the girls try to detangle the confusion of the Michelle rumor mill, discuss the beauty that is James Mae, briefly recap Sandoval and Jax’s WWHL appearance and touch on light topics such as the existential crisis that comes with family planning.
Join Kate and Carolyn as they break down the latest (and last!?) Vanderpump episode of the season (and series!?) Head back to San Francisco for Chinese food, Brock shade, a Jo vs. Katie showdown, fake apologies, plot twists and a good as Gold Bar™ Whiskey launch party that puts true friendships to the test. After all is said and done, whose side is everyone on? And what happened to the drunk guy that actually caused the physical fight that had nothing to do with the show?
This week, Carolyn and Kate pick up on The Valley where The Hallway left off. Follow along as they recap Kristen’s fallout with both the group and Luke, the meta play that should be titled “Michelle’s Secret”, Nia’s difficult postpartum, and Brittany and Jax’s date night from marriage hell.
Carolyn and Kate might have the sniffles, but they still have the giggles! Join as they cover the latest VPR news headlines and an episode that everyone might have been fine without. But we did meet Dan and learn champagne can be had on oysters (can they?)… so there’s that! They also agree that “Touch in Public” is the best song from the VPR soundtrack (sorry, Good As Gold!) From boat rides from hell to Scheana pleading with Sandoval on a rooftop, cover all of the above and more on this week’s episode of Girls Unscripted.
Join Carolyn and Kate as they recap one of the best scenes in reality tv this year, let alone filmed in a hallway. From Kristen to Luke to Jesse to Michelle to Zack to Brittany to exposed nipples - there are many sides of this story to cover (see what we did there?) But before they talk about this masterpiece of a scene, Carolyn and Kate also touch on whether Jax has hair, why he drives a golf cart, and how his tantrums have stood the test of time.
The girls are back from Coachella and have a *lot* to talk about. After sharing stories about their ~journeys~, join as Carolyn and Kate recap a VPR episode that has hints of OG magic. Cameras chasing Jax Taylor? Katie and Schwartz getting along? Sandoval maybe having a point against Scheana? Well, they might not go that far, but you gotta start somewhere! Also learn what a soda gun is, which Spice Girls the girls are, and how they both almost killed Kate’s mom. All of this, and more, on this week’s episode of Girls Unscripted!
This week, Carolyn and Kate have the giggles - and tequila might have something to do with it! Listen as they categorically disagree about Schwartz’s new bleach, categorically agree that LaLa and Scheana could be more supportive to Ariana, and take turns impersonating how they think Tom Schwartz says, “I love you” behind closed doors. They also cover the Jo my gosh breakup, divorced love triangles, paintball, and more! Also hear more wild stories from Kate on bumping into VPR cast-mates around town, and how she’s coping after being added to the elite Blocked By Jax club.
This week, Kate and Carolyn pray that this confusing “R word” storyline comes to an end. They also hypothesize on what the F Kristen has on Michelle and at what age you should stop telling trench coat stories in front of your children. Overall they discuss how lackluster the season has been so far, and Carolyn has a lot of work to do to prove to Kate not all marriages are God awful.
This week Carolyn and Kate take you to the very sophisticated island of Capri for a dinner that even linen couldn’t save. Join them as they discuss the “the R word” and try to navigate what actually happened in the dangerous game of telephone that leaves Doute in the hot seat, everyone else offended, and the audience confused.
Police found cocaine in Kate’s car!? Carolyn’s artery ruptured? This week’s gabbity-gib is gabbing! But don’t worry, they then dive into this week’s episode of Vanderpump Rules - covering Mya-gate, Martin the water sommelier, the beach day from hell, and so much more! Also, get the inside scoop on Kate’s viral video of Jax’s VPR rampage at Jax’s Studio City this week.
You asked, we listened! Girls Unscripted is now adding “The Valley” recaps to our roster! Carolyn is out sick this week but Kate is here tackling all the hard hitting questions, like what are Jesse’s redeeming qualities? Why does Jax have such an issue with Luke? Is Brittany being a bad friend to Kristen? And why the HELL did Jax invite Alex to boys night?!
Our sweet Carolyn is out again due to a gum graft gone awry! So Kate is holding down the fort, getting into the nitty-gritty of Scheana and Schwartz’s *alleged* Vegas make out, whether or not the girls are bullying Jo, Sandoval‘s new “relationship” with a 25-year-old, the cringiest scene in Vanderpump Rules history, the return of Max Boyens, and so much more (this season is finally getting GOOD!)
This week, Carolyn couldn’t film in person due to oral surgery, but have no fear - she sent in a series of videos with her Vanderpump thoughts… all while hopped up on pain meds! We show them intermittently while Kate is holding down the fort trying to figure out who the hell all those people were at the pool party, how many times Scheana can mention John Mayer, what is so special about the Belmont’s bathroom, and how many more public figures can Tom Sandoval compare himself to?! She also does a recap of “The Valley” and spills her impressions of all the new and returning cast members.
Big news! Kate and Carolyn have officially denounced their roles as Sheana apologists. In this week’s episode, the girls dive into all of the Dancing with the Stars drama, compare Tom and Lisa’s conversation to what Rachel said “actually” happened on Rachel Goes Rogue, Jo getting her first talking head interview, and the astrology reading that didn’t reallllly have that much to do with astrology. Kate and Carolyn also go over what went down in the Vanderpump Rules midseason trailer, the new trailer for The Valley, and SO much more…
Episode 6 of Vanderpump Rules gave Carolyn and Kate “old school vibes with a new school feel!” This week, the girls dissect everything that happened on that last day in Tahoe - Sandoval’s journaling, the “wellness” retreat, Scheana making everything about her and Brock… well Brock was just drunk the whole time.
This week, Carolyn and Kate are… confused. Graham is now Hippie, Sandoval is back with the group, and Ally has a personality? They get into all of that plus Scheana and Brock’s endless fighting, Tom’s endless crying, and this season being endlessly… exhausting.
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This week, Carolyn and Kate have their first real disagreements and play a lottttt of devils advocate. They discuss Lisa’s approach to Sandoval’s mental health, the pool party vs. the cold plunge, the return of Graham, that insane New York Times article, Rachel going rogue, and more!
Carolyn is out of town this week so Kate is joined by reality TV podcast veteran Nick Davis. Is Billie Lee actually in love with Sandoval? Is Scheana being serious when she says she never wanted to be a pop star? Is Sandoval biting the hand that feeds him by fighting with Lisa? Is everyone sober? Where is Peter? And who the heck put Tom Schwartz in charge of organizing a group trip? Kate and Nick will give their takes on all these questions and so many more.
Could you be Tom Sandoval’s assistant? We sure couldn’t! Kate and Carolyn recap VPR episode 2 - the great party debacle, Tom Schwartz actually standing up for himself, the truth behind Ally, Scheana’s OCD, the “pink haired girl”, and soooo much more. We also touch on some recent James Kennedy news we feel needed to be brought up.
Kate and Carolyn talk all things Vanderpump Rules season 11 premiere! Sandoval blocking Summer Moon, Lala’s endless tears, Katie and Ariana’s love story, Schwartz and James being… Friends? And so much more…
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