GoalLess: A Soccer Show

On this episode of GoalLess... David Silva, Dunkirk, and Nut Shots. And that’s just in the first 7 minutes! We hung with John Oliver for an hour of fun to talk Accrington Stanley (who are they?!?), Bruno Fernandes, Virgil Van Dyke’s love of The Lion King, and plenty more.

On this episode of GoalLess… the host of SmartLess, and our boss, Will Arnett joins the show to discuss his passion football. The guys talk about Liverpool, Canada, swimming pool baptisms, sing some songs, and plenty more.

On this episode of GoalLess… it’s the final episode of 2024! The guys discuss the best derby’s in the world, UVM’s national championship, and ponder just how low can Man City actually go? Plus, we talk to former US U17 National Team Coach Richie Williams and dive into the new Paramount+ docuseries PULISIC.

On this episode of GoalLess… an action packed few days of Champions League, we play another round of Two Brazilians and a Lie, plus the final Witty’s Wonderkid. Tap in!

On this bonus episode of GoalLess… we recap the biggest news from the weekend, talk about the Champions League “drop zone” - how much trouble are PSG and Real Madrid in? Plus, some best bets from Mike Ryan Ruiz, and the incredible story of Junior Santos. Tap in!

On this episode of GoalLess... David Silva, Dunkirk, and Nut Shots. And that’s just in the first 7 minutes! We hung with John Oliver for an hour of fun to talk Accrington Stanley (who are they?!?), Bruno Fernandes, Virgil Van Dyke’s love of The Lion King, and plenty more.

On this bonus episode of GoalLess… Russell’s brother Daniel joins us right after attending Liverpool - Real Madrid. Plus, we recap the weekend in Europe, and find out who Russell made friends with down under.

Happy Thanksgiving from GoalLess to you! Take a listen to some of our favorite guests and moments from the first 20 episodes.

On this bonus episode of GoalLess... we're back from the international break with a big weekend of news to go over and a great week of champions league to look ahead to. Peter Moore stops by to talk about his time as Liverpool CEO, Klopp hugs, and the Santa Barbara Sky. Plus, a chance to make some money with Mike Ryan Ruiz's best bets.

On this episode of GoalLess… the host of SmartLess, and our boss, Will Arnett joins the show to discuss his passion football. The guys talk about Liverpool, Canada, swimming pool baptisms, sing some songs, and plenty more.

On this bonus episode of GoalLess… The 2026 World Cup is turning into a Star Spangled Entertainment Spectacular. Plus, CBS Sports analyst and former Premier League player Nigel Reo-Coker joins us to talk Aston Villa, the new generation of footballers, and England’s prospects with Thomas Tuchel in charge.

On this episode of GoalLess… Russell and Witty dive into the David Coote scandal, Gary Lineker leaving Match of the Day, and play a game with some hilarious Brazilian names. Plus, John Shin joins us to talk about Ruben Amorim, Manchester United, Victor Gyokeres, and, obviously, John Denver.

On this episode of GoalLess… Witty and Russell take a trip down memory lane with some super slip-ups. Mo Edu joins to talk about the USMNT, Champions League, and Inter Miami's shock playoff elimination. Plus, Mike Ryan Ruiz basks in the glory of his winning superdogs.

On this episode of GoalLess… Russell and Witty are joined by former Liverpool great (and current Paramount+ great) Jamie Carragher. Plus, we dive into all of this week’s champions league action, including a couple of losses for European GIANTS and some strange referee moments.

On this bonus episode of GoalLess… Maradona vs Grealish, our weekend recap, fantasy friendball, and Mike Ryan’s best bets.

On this episode of GoalLess… Erik ten Hag, Jose Mourinho, Antonio Conte and uhhh, Rudy Giuliani? Plus, we’re joined by comedian Rory Scovel to talk about his college soccer career, pump up speeches, and just how far soccer has come in America.

On this bonus episode of GoalLess… Witty brings the heat with a diss track for Erik ten Hag, recaps the biggest games of the weekend, and Russell presents his 3 favorite all-time heckles!

On this episode of GoalLess… a wild week of Champions League including an incredible game between Real Madrid and Dortmund. Emmy Award winner Joe Mande joins us, plus a goalkeeper boo’d at Anfield, and… pain pigs? All that and more. Tap in!

On this bonus episode of GoalLess… The Champions League is back after a 3 week hiatus, Russell and Witty turn on the trade machine, and Mike Ryan Ruiz stops by to give his best bets of the week.

On this episode of GoalLess… Waiting sausages, The US and England have new managers in Mauricio Pochettino and Thomas Tuchel, VAR, and our favorite all time celebrations.