Ep 78 - Order of the Phoenix 31: WE'RE IN ALBANIA (Let Dumbledore Suck & Fuck)

77 min • 18 oktober 2021

A long, *long* time ago, we promised that if we ever hit 200 Patreons we would go to Albania and record an episode in a forest. WELL, we hit 200 Patreons, we went to Albania, and today's episode is coming at you from a mother fucking forest. We're drinking Greek Amstel and Albanian Brandy, and deep diving into both the modern history of Albania and how it related to Harry Potter, as well as chapter 31 of Order of the Pheonix. Turns out Albanian history is bloody fascinating, and you can relate it back to the events in Harry Potter really well, so we really recommend you don't skip the first section. However, if you do want to we shut up about it at 31 minutes. But you will miss conversation about King Zog and pyramid schemes. Diving into chapter 31, we're talking about study techniques, fish oil, sexy villians and letting Dumbledore suck and fuck.

(Also, apologies that the audio quality during the bit we recorded in an Albanian forest isn't great, it does get better in the main episode.)

Study Playlists

Pop Goes Classical - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1DWUPafHP1BJw1?si=06e9c2f6e1a04f67

Hermione's Lofi Beats To Relax/Study To - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twMGGFH59ic

Hogwarts Classroom ASMR Noise - https://youtu.be/BQrxsyGTztM

Lofi chill sad relaxed vibes to study to - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7lqdCYuonhOQDMKv6IgaL0?si=35cf312756c1494c

Relaxing melodies - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4KfzNnDz0O6rD7AiGnH9zc?si=61d17bd9e25a41fd

Relaxing music with no words - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2N71DCilquPTh4c8Tl3t8D?si=263a25ac29f44473

Anime Lofi - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/16UjD9MuGcd6nEpcejiex3?si=5df4ee5a81e2480d

Study with me - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0Y0hnQJu3nAqVO6TnmhqHB?si=528387001f8f46f6

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