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Hosted by: Jon Quennell, Danny McDevitt and Val Heffelfinger

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Hosted by: Jon Quennell, Danny McDevitt and Val Heffelfinger

Produced by: Tech Priest Dickie

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Hosted by: Jon Quennell, Danny McDevitt and Val Heffelfinger

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Look, yes it's a week late, but how late can the first Mob Rules in years be?

While Dicky and Val are away, Danny and Jon return to their roots, with this very special not Grim Grim.  

Listen as Danny and Jon talk themselves into a Summer of Stillmania, look around the worst of the internet and forget how the Mob Rules format used to work. 

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Hosted by: Jon Quennell, Danny McDevitt and Val Heffelfinger

Produced by: Tech Priest Dickie

Executive Producer: Nick Horton

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Hosted by: Jon Quennell, Danny McDevitt and Val Heffelfinger

Produced by: Tech Priest Dickie

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Hosted by: Jon Quennell, Danny McDevitt and Val Heffelfinger

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Hosted by: Jon Quennell, Danny McDevitt and Val Heffelfinger

Produced by: Tech Priest Dickie

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Hosted by: Jon Quennell, Danny McDevitt and Val Heffelfinger

Produced by: Tech Priest Dickie 

editd by: Tech Priest Dickie 

Executive Producer: Nick Horton

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Hosted by: Jon Quennell, Danny McDevitt and Val Heffelfinger   Produced by:  Tech Priest Dickie   Executive Producer: Nick Horton

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Produced by: Val Heffelfinger

editd by: Dickie 

Executive Producer: Nick Horton

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Hosted by: Jon Quennell, Danny McDevitt and Val Heffelfinger   Produced by:  Tech Priest Dickie   Executive Producer: Nick Horton

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Hosted by: Jon Quennell, Danny McDevitt and Val Heffelfinger

Produced by: Tech Priest Dickie

Sometimes editd by: Val Heffelfinger

Executive Producer: Nick Horton

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Hosted by: Jon Quennell, Danny McDevitt and Val Heffelfinger   Produced by:  Tech Priest Dickie   Executive Producer: Nick Horton

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Hosted by: Jon Quennell, Danny McDevitt and Val Heffelfinger   Produced by:  Tech Priest Dickie   Executive Producer: Nick Horton

Danny is back from the weekend on very little sleep but riding high after a great time at Charity Hammer 2023. 

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Did Warhammer 40,000's 10th Edition just get good? Come and listen as the legendary Peter "The Falcon" Colosimo joins Jon and Danny to breakdown the long awaited Balance Dataslate. 

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Hosted by: Jon Quennell, Danny McDevitt and Val Heffelfinger

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Hosted by: Jon Quennell, Danny McDevitt and Val Heffelfinger

Produced by: Dickie

Sometimes editd by: Val Heffelfinger

Executive Producer: Nick Horton

Whether you're a seasoned veteran of the tabletop or a newbie to the hobby, we've got something for everyone. From the absurd to the absurdly absurd, we'll explore the rich lore and diverse factions of the Warhammer 40,000 universe with a healthy dose of humor and irreverence.

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Timestamps: 

0:02:24    State of Play 0:04:31    Teaching The Youth How to Hobby 0:11:11    What Should We Call the Leaderboard 0:13:27    Is Everyone Good at Hobby?  0:20:35    The Return of the Arvus Lighter! 0:25:41    Sins Against the Hobby 0:27:22    Spongebob Vs Khorne 0:30:35    Would Your 40K Collection Keep You Alive in the 41st Millenium? 0:33:06    An American Becomes Scottish at the WTC  0:36:21    Top Armies at WTC 0:38:50    Household Hobby Supplies 0:44:57    Are You a Closet Wargamer?  0:47:50    Space Marines as Subscription Service 0:50:39    What would Danny and Dickie's stats be?  0:57:38    40K Fan Fiction 1:03:05    Shout Out Team Canada

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Timestamps: 0:01:50 VAL'S BACK!  0:08:31 State of Play 0:17:24 Toxic Players A Problem  0:31:54 Should PVP Be a Thing in a Warhammer MMO?  0:35:39 Our Most Glorious Victories 0:37:41 How Do You Say Roboute? 0:41:02 Kill Me Mini of the Week!  0:49:16 Grim Game Show: Beat the Clock 0:58:49 Warhammer AI Fan Fiction Bingo  1:03:20 Listener Questions  

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Timestamps:  00:02:55 State of Play  00:05:06 Dickie's Tournament Recap  00:22:03 Warhammer Accessory Review  00:23:04 Team Jerseys  00:26:56 Custom Dice  00:36:50 Custom Objective Markers  00:40:09 Measuring Tools  00:43:21 Deployment Zone Markers  00:44:41 Army Tray  00:47:43 Dice Tray  00:48:48 Collapsible Trolly  00:52:47 Around the Net  00:53:13 Name this Model  00:56:54 How Not to Become a Weird Slaanesh Player  00:58:26 Warhammer Plus Is Theft  01:01:54 Index Updater  01:03:46 GW Golden Ticket  01:06:05 Game: Fan Fiction Title or Warhammer GT? 

Hosted by: Jon Quennell, Danny McDevitt and Val Heffelfinger   Produced by:  Tech Priest Dickie  Sometimes editd by: Val Heffelfinger Executive Producer: Nick Horton

Whether you're a seasoned veteran of the tabletop or a newbie to the hobby, we've got something for everyone. From the absurd to the absurdly absurd, we'll explore the rich lore and diverse factions of the Warhammer 40,000 universe with a healthy dose of humor and irreverence.

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Hosted by: Jon Quennell, Danny McDevitt and Val Heffelfinger

Produced by: Tech Priest Dickie

Sometimes editd by: Val Heffelfinger

Executive Producer: Nick Horton

Whether you're a seasoned veteran of the tabletop or a newbie to the hobby, we've got something for everyone. From the absurd to the absurdly absurd, we'll explore the rich lore and diverse factions of the Warhammer 40,000 universe with a healthy dose of humor and irreverence.

So grab your dice, assemble your miniatures, and get ready for some epic battles and hilarious hijinks. It’s going to get pretty Grim After Dark

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Guest Host - Peter "The Falcon"

Paternity Leave provided by: Val Helpinfinger

Executive Producer: Nick Horton

Whether you're a seasoned veteran of the tabletop or a newbie to the hobby, we've got something for everyone. From the absurd to the absurdly absurd, we'll explore the rich lore and diverse factions of the Warhammer 40,000 universe with a healthy dose of humor and irreverence. So grab your dice, assemble your miniatures, and get ready for some epic battles and hilarious hijinks. It’s going to get pretty Grim After Dark

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00:03:17 State of Play Weekend Tournament Report 00:18:25 40K or Linked In Professional? 00:34:22 Falcon Fiction 00:41:20 Are German T.Os RUINING Warhammer? 00:47:37 Sisters of Nurgle? 00:51:14 Meal Worms aren't just for breakfast anymore 00:56:10 Modelling for Advantage 01:00:09 10th Edition Character Meme List 01:02:48 Patreon Questions: Favorite Grim After Dark bit?

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In this episode:  0:02:45 We Got Hacked 0:03:56 Jon's Pre-order Experience 0:04:52 Lizardmen Made to Order  0:05:48 LVO Recasts While You Wait 0:07:53 Seth Teaches Self Promotion 0:08:45 404 Forge World Models Not Found 0:10:27 Leviathan The Price is Redacted 0:21:24 Actual Discussion about Warhammer 0:22:37 The "Obamament" 0:27:51 Desolation Marines vs Hive Guard 0:29:32 Most Excited Units for 10th 0:30:12 An Unlikely Eldari / Votann Bromance 0:30:54 Tournament Bans Aeldari  0:33:09 Neil Invents Printed Dataslates 0:36:08 Val doesn't get Battle Shocked 0:38:11 Patreon Questions

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Another full episode of everyone's favorite late night 40K Talk Show. 

00:01:39 Favourite Things about 10th So far?  00:06:00 Danny Plays One Last 9th Event 00:13:38 Forge World Gets Thanos Snapped 00:32:23 Jon Talks about "Gooch Grease" for some reason?  00:34:17 Worst Places to Eat after a 40k Tournament 00:39:20 Warhammer Fantasy Question of the Week 00:41:40 The Price is Right: 40K Ebay Scalper Edition 00:59:41 Patreon Question 

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Hosted by: Jon Quennell, Danny McDevitt and Val Heffelfinger Sort of Produced by: Tech Priest Dickie  Edited by: Val "Got tired of it pretty quick" Heffelfinger Executive Producer: Nick Horton

From the absurd to the absurdly absurd, we'll explore the rich lore and diverse factions of the Warhammer 40,000 universe with a healthy dose of humor and irreverence.  It’s going to get pretty Grim After Dark

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In this Episode: 

00:02:21 The Edition Broke Before the Guard Did 00:03:30 10th Edition Discussion 00:11:20 Lion'El Johnson, Poet 00:21:00 The Shield of the Emperor  00:32:00 New Terminators are bad?  00:47:00 New Datasheet Discussion 00:58:32 Worst thing to happen to Warhammer? 

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In this Episode:  0:02:00 First Five Star Review 0:04:00 Making Votann Sexy 0:05:00 Bad Chaos Jokes 0:11:00 Who Wants to Be a Loremaster? 0:15:00 Amazon Will Dumb Down Warhammer?  0:19:00 If Your Defense Line Lasts Longer than 6 hours, call a doctor.  0:24:00 Serious Chaos Jokes 0:36:00 Incellustration  0:40:00 Best Warhammer Apps Discussion 

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Whether you're a seasoned veteran of the tabletop or a newbie to the hobby, we've got something for everyone. From the absurd to the absurdly absurd, we'll explore the rich lore and diverse factions of the Warhammer 40,000 universe with a healthy dose of humor and irreverence.

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Whether you're a seasoned veteran of the tabletop or a newbie to the hobby, we've got something for everyone. From the absurd to the absurdly absurd, we'll explore the rich lore and diverse factions of the Warhammer 40,000 universe with a healthy dose of humor and irreverence. So grab your dice, assemble your miniatures, and get ready for some epic battles and hilarious hijinks. It’s going to get pretty Grim After Dark

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Danny and Jon are... Still alive? Check out the guys as they go through the top winners of the Points drops from Warhammer Community today!

Thanks to our friends at Games Workshop for this preview copy of Codex Aeldari, listen to this amazingly hot take as Danny runs down the highs, the highs, and the indirect highs of this amazing book.

#AD Danny blew the dust off of some necrons to prepare for (technically today's) Las Vegas Open. How did he fair? Find out here!

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#AD Thanks to Games Workshop for sending us this brand new book,  Danny and Jon are back to give you an in-depth review of the brand new Warzone Nachmund GT pack. Get the guys hot takes in Audio form with what turns out to be, a pretty amazing little pack. 

You crazy people did it, Jon and Danny are back at it every two weeks and who better to have on than the third leg of the FLGN unholy trinity, Seth the Mad Dok? Join us for an hour of random conversation brought to you by our friends at manscaped. 

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#AD Thanks to our friend at Games Workshop, Danny and Jon are back to talk about their latest release, SHADOW THRONE.  What's happening on Terra and just how good are the new Custodes and Cult characters? Find out here! 

Thanks to our friends at Manscaped, Danny and Jon are back with another new Mob Rules. With LVO looming, Jon has crowd sourced his Black Templar list, and Danny sits down with him to talk through the pros, the cons and the changes he should make. After that we talk a lot about our balls and update you on how things are going in the Mob Rules Discord

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FLGN Creative Superstar and OCHO Super Producer Val Heffelfinger joins Danny and Jon to talk about... Warhammer Fantasy? This can't miss episode hits the highs and lows of what was once the most popular game system, and out of respect we have zero hobby progress.

Danny attended his first GT in real America and lived to tell the tale.  Car Subway, Admech on Admech Violence and how to not get revenge are all in this episode of Mob Rules

Danny and Jon are back after a long hiatus to talk for about 90 minutes with no real direction.  Our recent RTT experiences, Charity Hammer and our adventures selling out to big frontline are all discussed!

Danny and Jon are back, dragging Taylor along to talk about Jon and Danny's selling out, the amazingness of Dominion and Jon's sudden change in gaming fortune 

Danny and Jon are back to wax lyrically over 2020's GT packet, and talk about the excessive salt around the internet for 40k

Danny and Jon are back! Did the guys deliver on their promises from the RTT they both attended? A full rundown of the event is here, down to point zero three precision.

If thats not enough, Taylor returns for TayLore, where we talk about Ephrael Stern - Heretic Saint. Just have more faith, it'll be fine.

Jon is joined by fellow Rogue Trader Networker Seth Oster to talk to Frontlines Kicker Kalozdi about the slew of major events Frontline has coming over the next 12 months. Danny and Jon share their lists for an upcoming RTT and share their game plans and the boys wax lyrically about cheating in 40k.

Danny and Jon are back in person as we bring Taylor back to discuss the first book of the Dawn of Fire series, "Avenging Son" with all the usual things you love from Mob Rules... distracting side stories! talking about other books! Why Dreadnoughts are useless in "Shield of Baal"!

Danny and Jon are back! The guys respond to some YouTube feedback, talk tactics and how to win the Retrieval Mission from the GT pack and Danny shares his Drukhari list

Danny and Jon are back a week early to listen to Taylor give us the lore lowdown on the new WarZone Charadon campaign supplement.  Want to know how Taylor feels about Skin? You have no choice after this must see episode!

Val joins Danny and Jon to talk about the growth of Warhammer Community and Games Workshops reengagement with the community. Danny and Jon talk about how to build an army list and Innes tells you to kill your darlings to get good

Danny and Jon are back to talk about JT McDowell's LVO Nopen Cinderella Story was well as Play On TableTops amazing 40k in 40 Minutes Series

Danny and Jon round up January's releases with the Death Guard, Dark Angels and a large FAQ.

Innes Wilson joins the podcast to share some of his insights into Game Theory over chill beats.

Danny and Jon share the lists they're using for an upcoming game and what their game plan is going to be. 

Danny and Jon are joined by the incomparable Stat Lord and Penguin appreciator Peter the Falcon as he talks international metas, why Western Australia messes things up and how we all need to be aware of the Swedish.

Colin joins Danny and Jon to talk about Charity Hammer, the Best In Faction podcast and weirdly enough, the Frasier from the television show Frasier.

Danny and Jon are back to expand their horizons as they're joined by Innes Wilson, current Captain of Team Scotland and Skull Altar Enthusiast to talk about the World Team Championship, Europe's Premiere 40k circuit. 

Danny and Jon return with actual tactics! We bring on one of the worlds premier Custode players Andrew Bartosh from the nz40kabal podcast to talk about how Custodes play, shares a starter list as well as his own competitive juggernaut. The guys share their thoughts on the new Warhammer 40,000 app updates, the Blood Angel Codex and responsibly organize.

Danny and Jon return with a collection of our most requested segments! Jon dives back into his Jank Corner to talk about his new Chaos Daemons List, and our worst character ever returns! Will the Exiled one Skarbrand make it into the boys top five?

Local Deathwatch Legend Kevin joins us to talk about the new Deathwatch codex and some great combos you can abuse.

Jon takes the reigns and finishes off the roasts and some of these are BRUTAL

Danny and Jon come together, remotely, to talk about Danny getting hot during a friendly game, our listeners roast us and we talk about the importance of mental health in gaming... It's pretty important.

Danny and Jon talk aimlessly for 90 minutes.  This time the extremely fun topics of mental health and well being, does Swarmlord make our top 5 worst characters and a special guest arrives in studio

Danny and Jon return with a new segment, 40KMZ, letting you know the latest drama in Comp 40k.  We also have a huge challenger to the title of worst character in 40k and Danny gets something off of his chest in a Gene Forged Soap Box

Danny and Jon heroically return to share with you the beauty found in Jon's Jank Corner... Can you win with Gellerpox Infected and what are the top strategies to maximize their Jank? Aun'Va joins our list of worst characters in 40k, but can he outrun Danny's punishing ranking of him in his mobility scooter? Danny and Jon heroically return to share with you the beauty found in Jon's Jank Corner... Can you win with Gellerpox Infected and what are the top strategies to maximize their Jank? Aun'Va joins our list of worst characters in 40k, but can he outrun Danny's punishing ranking of him in his mobility scooter?

Danny and Jon return with all your favorites! The worst character in 40k continues... who doesn't stay in the top 5? What do you do when you know you're not going to win? Our Patreons asked, we sort of answered.

Danny and Jon are back to share their thoughts on the new and completely smooth launch of the Warhammer 40,000 app, recap their exciting Death Guard Vs. White Scars game, add to the list of the worst characters in Warhammer and list out what an HONEST GT Packet should include

Danny and Jon return with a bumper episode! We talk  about our 9th Edition experiences, set up our crusade campaign, layout how to win with Chaos Knights and read YOUR youtube comments!

Danny and Jon say goodbye to 8th edition in style as we remember our favorite 8th edition memories and welcome back THE GLACIAL GEEK to talk about all things 9th. Rounding out another amazing episode is our discussion into another terrible Warhammer character... is this character one of your favorites? 

Danny and Jon explore possibly the WORST of the WORST Characters in 40k, more 9th edition updates, we look at the new Primaris models and answer listener questions!

Danny and Jon celebrate another terrible character and share some 8th Edition Memories

Danny and Jon record again as we share the newest news on 9th Edition, start our series of "40k's Worst Characters" and tell a certain YouTube personality to F Off.  

Danny and Jon are joined by the entire Rogue Trader Network to discuss all of the details from todays MASSIVE warhammer news!

Danny and Jon return to discuss the incoming Necron release and answer a bunch of listener questions

Danny, Dave and Jon talk about Danny's adventures in Tabletop Simulator before we're joined by BiFPod's Mitch Pelham so Dave can set the stage for our adventures in the new edition of Wrath and Glory!

Having never seen it before, Jon watches all five parts of Astartes with the boys. We also discuss the best game to poop too and Danny continues his quest to build every Sister of Battle model in America.

The boys gather over Skype to review Chris Wraight's Hollow Mountain, get on their soapboxes and promote their own agenda

Danny,  Dave and Jon join forces to find 40k Crap CentRE, We answer listener questions and the guys share their Iron Man GT experience

Today the guys talk about their recent games and Jon touches on how he lost his cool during a game and what he learned from it.

Our narrative Chaos Journey continues as the boys start the random army generation and we preview the members of the Rogue Trader Network of Podcasts.

Danny, Dave and Jon are back to talk all things LVO and their 4-2, 1-2 and 2-4 records respectively.

The Long Wars Double recap and a brand new DAVE GAMES rounds out this new episode of Mob Rules!

Danny, Dave and Jon join together to talk about the ultimate competitive event - LVO.  And Danny brought a FUN list to a tournament? 

Everyone is in one room again as Danny tells us the dirty tell all secrets from Charity Hammer

Danny is in Hawaii and joins the guys live to talk about the year that was. Dave and Jon build some models and all the guys realize it's only 30 days until LVO

We gain a Danny and lose a Dave as Danny returns from his excursion to real America and Dave is on the injured reserve list.

Danny shares his thoughts on Sisters, Tyranids, Blood Angels and Chapter Approved and Jon wants to talk about "Pro Gaming" and the Atlanta Open

The guys are back.... Sort of as Dave and Jon talk about getting good and join our listeners to play a live DAVE GAMES

Chaz joins us to share some hints and tips on how to be a great TO and the guys talk about the new Mob Rules gaming aids!

Danny is back to tell the tale of his time at the SoCal Open.  The boys talk about the new and improved MathHammer App for iOS and Android and Dave Games are back!

The guys come together to IGNITE a new Dave Game and BURN through the new Salamander supplement! FIRE PUNS

Danny, Dave and Jon come together once more to talk ITC Secondaries, voice over auditions and the first ever DAVE GAMES

After a long break, the boys are back to talk about their performance at Battlezone Ursa, Alaska's longest running GT.  Jon finds a new Red Scorpions trick and Dave takes his turn on the soap box.

Jon packs up the Studio as Danny, Dave and Jon head out to a training day tournament to practice for the upcoming GT.

Recording in between rounds, we talk over  games with our opponents, check in on our progress and discuss how the day goes with local players and our team mates. 

For this SPECIAL episode of Mob Rules we are joined by Dave from Miniwargaming to talk about his crazy, incredible life, the Miniwargaming site and the beauty of having your own nurglings.

The boys ditch their relationship with 4Loko and blow up some speakers. We discuss what we are excited about for the upcoming Space Marine Codex as well as the Imperium Nihilus focused "Spear of the Emperor"

The guys reflect on their experience stealing campsites, drunken cooking and The Midnight Sun GT

We talk about why YOU should audition for Cold Open Stories, get hyped for our next two tournaments and the return of the LOVED and LOATHED Price is Right!

Danny tells us tips and tricks for getting good at Warhammer! 

The boys talk about Apocolypse!

Dave is back as the guys discuss Hobby Heroes from Games Workshops past

The plastic general returns, can we make a good Necron list with the mandatory choice of Flayed Ones? 

Dave takes our discussion of the Guy Haley novel Dark Imperium Plague War a bit too seriously and is out with the flu for this episode

Danny and Jon delve deep into the post Cadia 40kverse with this look at Plague War and the development of the 40k setting as a whole. 

Danny took Necrons to a tournament, how'd they do?

Find out here!

Danny, Dave and Jon get together to talk over the reveals from Warhammerfest and their progress in their Urban Conquest campaign

Comp 40k's Rob Porter joins us to talk about the spinning baskets and the upcoming Midnight Sun GT in Alaska

Ynarri are new and totally changed, can the guys come up with a good Ynarri list?

In this Episode, Dave, Danny and Jon touch on the high points of the recent FAQ.  We also answer a burning listener question and choose a winner for our Chaddon giveaway competition

The guys are back and patiently waiting for the FAQ. Danny wrote some articles for Warhammer Community so we read him the comments.  Mob Rules are starting a campaign! How are we finding the Urban Conquest rules? And to celebrate 1600 YouTube subscribers we are giving away a Chaddadon! How? Find out in Episode 105!

Danny, Dave and Jon are back with a jam packed episode with tournaments, rule changes and why Marneus Calgar is just Dwayne Johnson. 

Prayers have been said, equipment renewed...

In this Episode, the guys talk about the first wave of Chaos releases and the future of 8th Edition Warhammer.

We ask Dave some poignant listener questions and irritate that one guy who really hates the whistling advert.

Danny is back to talk about his LVO experience.  The boys talk Shadowspear and Jon says RIP to a hard drive

Dave returns from his Vegas excursion to share stories of Giant Beers, Blue Chicken and appropriate behavior in preview panels. 

Danny and Dave are getting ready to tear up the Vegas Strip in this episode of Mob Rules. We're also diving head first into Forge Worlds new Custodes and the Genestealer Cult Codex, just FYI

Danny, Dave and Jon finish their look into the Inquisition with Hereticus

How does this rank in the series? Find out the guys thoughts.  

We get its hard to watch a 2 hour video and paint models, so for you our loyal fans we ripped the audio straight from the video just for you guy   So without further ado, I present High school Musical 5, the cult uprising.  Or something like that

Danny, Dave and Jon discuss the latest news out of Warhammer World, take a look at the new White Dwarf and have a little soap box discussion about Pricing.

Check Out the Mob Rules store!

Feel like throwing a dollar away? We've got a Patreon!

Danny, Dave and Jon drink 4loko and discuss the year that was in this special episode of Mob Rules.  For the full livestream, head to youtube. 

Danny, Dave and Jon talk about the many different factions on Vigilus as well as their favorite battles from the Vigilus Defiant Book.

Jon tries to not buy a Genestealer Cult army out of excitement and the boys find out what Purple Gatorade was REALLY made from

Danny, Dave and Jon gather to talk about the latest 40k Rumblings from the 40k universe.  Team Tournaments and Meta Discussions in this episode of Mob Rules!

The boys get giddy about the upcoming Vigilus Defiant and talk about Black Legion, Cardboard Rubicons and Carnal Malgar? 

Danny educates Jon and Dave about the birth of literally every Xenos race and Dave dips his toes into competitive 40k 

Dave is back as we delve into the History and Lore of the Blackstone Fortresses, the terrifying constructs at the heart of the new Warhammer Quest game!

We also look at the announcements from GW for their Christmas bundles and take a listen into the fabled Voice Mail Box of old 

Dave is back as we delve into the History and Lore of the Blackstone Fortresses, the terrifying constructs at the heart of the new Warhammer Quest game!

We also look at the announcements from GW for their Christmas bundles and take a listen into the fabled Voice Mail Box of old 

Danny and Jon have got their hands on the NEW Ork Codex and are here to discuss the ins and outs of the new book.

The best strategms, relics and combos to prep all the Warboss out there to lead their Waaaghs out of the Index and into the top tier!

Today, Danny and Jon sample Peach 4Loko and talk about the new GW boxed game "Speed Freeks" and how the new buggies fair in 40k

We also touch on the guys new narrative campaign, with some unique campaign rules and *gasp* Jon not try harding to win.  

The Guys discuss some of the FAQ changes as well as everyones second favorite Eisenhorn book - Malleous? Malleus? The second one.

It's the day after Alaska's biggest tabletop gaming convention and the boys are feeling it.  Find out about a gaming convention from an organizers, players and sponsors perspective. Or listen to bad jokes, your call really.   

The guys try and talk about the new Space Wolves but get a little side tracked wondering about how Magnus functions. 

We look at 40k based change.org petitions and see how effective they can be and the boys get hyped for the biggest Alaskan event to date... Battle zone Ursa.

In todays Mob Rules, Danny, Dave and Jon give away a subscription to Best Coast Pairings Subscription Service and take about having realistic expectations for upcoming releases.

Most importantly, to celebrate the international release of "Space Marine Heroes" the guys find out that direct Japanese to English translations can lead to some amazing new battle cries. For Bar! For the Brad Angels!

On this weeks Mob Rules, the guys imagine what other storied board game franchises could use a 40k license as we desperately attempt to make a buck from a quick rehash.

Elsewhere, Jon takes a 730 mile round trip to play outside his meta and comfort zone, Danny continues to dominate the local ITC scene and Dave tags along to a casual team tournament.  

All that and not much else, on a brand new Mob Rules

Cheating in 40k has been a hot button issue, and Mob Rules chooses to talk about ways to guarantee a fun game, and minimize a negative gaming atmosphere. 

Danny challenges Dave and Jon to make a thousand point list with a secret "ingredient".  Is it a rip off of The Iron Chef? Probably, but Danny, Jon and Dave come up with three "amazing" lists.  Which is best? You decide. 

The Boys talk Kill Team and their future plans, before getting distracted with Croupiers.

It's an extra special minisode as Danny, Dave and Jon talk about the new Games Workshop game, Kill Team!

Do you have some Q's? Because the guys have some A's.  Danny and Dave answer some burning 40k questions like "Can Space Marines Swim" and if a Paulius Blart, Mall Custode would be a successful movie franchise.

If thats not enough, we look at some of the Kill Team previews as the boys prepare to go hard into the game over the next few months 

It’s a bumper episode as the guys talk Eisenhorn:Xenos, the brand new, almost 20 year old novel from Dan Abnett.  Follow us on Eisenhorns debut adventure, from the a little too on the nose world of Hubris, all the way to Giraffe Lovecraftian bizarre worlds. 

Outro Music - "Crunk Knight" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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It’s a bumper episode as the guys talk Eisenhorn:Xenos, the brand new, almost 20 year old novel from Dan Abnett.  Follow us on Eisenhorns debut adventure, from the a little too on the nose world of Hubris, all the way to Giraffe Lovecraftian bizarre worlds. 

Outro Music - "Crunk Knight" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Danny, Dave and Jon are back again to talk to you about the number one piece of farm equipment for your 40k army, the IMPERIAL KNIGHTS.  We delve into the lore of the houses, and the new Knight Chassis before Danny lets us know which Knights are hot and which are not on the table top.  We round out the episode with an impassioned plea towards those who reacted poorly to "Warhammer Adventures" and Danny answers a listeners who wants to know how to get good with Chaos.

TIMESTAMPS

00:00:22 - Intro

00:31:48 - Knights in the lore

01:27:13 - Knights on the Table

02:01:00 - Ask Danny

02:14:00 - Plugs

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Outro Music -"Crunk Knight" Kevin Macleod

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Danny, Dave and Jon are back to talk about how to use technology to help improve your hobby. Did you know that Space Clowns are pretty much Librarians in space? Find out how as Jon works on his one man comedy show when we dive into Harlequin Lore.

TIMESTAMPS

00:00:22 - Intro/What we've been up to

00:31:20 - Tech in gaming

01:21:40 - Tech in gaming part 2

01:41:20 - Harlequins

02:23:28 - Shout Outs and Wrap Up

Intro Music - "What You Want (version 2)" Kevin Macleod

Outro Music - "Crunk Knight" Kevin Macleod

"Harlequin Theme" - "Super Circus" Kevin Macleod

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Dave and Jon are joined by a new third chair, and talk about the future of Mob Rules, how Dave beats Jon at 40k and all the new hotness from Warhammerfest.

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In a distant land far far away, surrounded by giant cheeseburgers, round abouts and the Queen's hairy va-jay-jay, a lone Alaskan found himself alienated, confused and without a large truck to tell him he was okay. But through his confusion he learned about himself, his meaning and found love in that same va-jay-jay. Now, Dave is back to tell you all about it.

So, put on that favorite sock your granpa handed down to you the night he passed away, pour yourself a tall tasty glass of water you filtered after putting up with the sediment in the water for months after the line broke and bask in the dulcet tones of Mob Rules

It was a dark and stormy night, the recaf maker was on the fritz and the boiler was offline awaiting parts.  As you stumbled into the kitchen to see if you could find some calming tea to help calm your nerves from a tense day at the foundry the sound of glass hitting the floor in the living room broke your stride. Taking a step backwards to get a view of what happened you see three shadowed figures standing in your living room in a small circle staring at one another and at the broken glass. "Shit." I hope the heretic didn't hear that." "He isn't a heretic, he is clearly a xenos sympathizer and this is our jurisdiction." "Not at all, he is clearly a psychic and this is firmly within our jurisdiction." "Excuse me sir, but I was here first and he is a heretic. If you would both kindly leave so that I might dispatch him I would greatly appreciate it." "No, SIR, this is Not a case of simply heresy, he is a witch and needs to repent before death." 

Your mouth moved faster than your brain as you heard your words form: "What? 'Dispatch' me? You are mad!"

"First one to draw gets to claim him...."

"pop"

Even in the inquisition, nobody an agree on projects.

It has been a long hard road but Adepticon is behind us, memories were shared, grievances aired and more MDF than one should ever eat was eaten.  It was a thing.  But lets look forward, with LVO and AdeptiCon behind us, what does this mean for the tournament scene?  Meta shifts?  Points adjustments?  Who knows. Either way it is episode 72, so put on your favorite Mob Rules t-shirt with the blood stains from when your puppy bit you and one of her puppy teeth fell out, pour yourself a tall tasty glass of rubbing alcohol and bask in the intoxicating sounds of Mob Rules!

The guys are back and with Ted preparing for Adepticon, we talk about how to maximize the convention experience.  If that wasn't enough, there's more! Dave told us all about his "Hobby Essentials", but do Jon and Ted agree? We talk about what each of our can't miss hobby tools are. 

In a galaxy far far away many millions of years in the... past?  the Necrontyr were birthed.  With an intense desire for Disco and coke the Necronotyr lived short but bright lives.  With a desire for more longevity they strode out to find meaning and zen but instead found mass amounts of dick heads bent on taking their coke money.  Now we have the Necron, so our story goes.

So put on that poncho that used to be the dog blanket you kept in the back of your hair-crusted Subaru, mix yourself up a tall tasty glass of various things you found in the freezer as well as some ginger and relax to the sultry tones of Mob Rules!

It is that time of the every-other-week again!  Mob Rules bringing the speaker noise to your ear holes.  How has it been this long without talking about the sister of battle?  Well, we are quickly plugging that gap in the dam.  Plug!  We also go into the custodes a little bit and talk about our favorite pasta... I think.  Maybe we didn't  Oh well.  Either way, sooooo, go ahead and get that your favorite BBQ rib bib on from that vacation to years ago to see your cousin Hank in Alabama, mix yourself up a nice talk tasty glass of wheat grass smoothie and relax in the warm, nurturing sounds of Mob Rules.

Late nights and dirty minds bring us the 69th installment of Mob Rules.  Danny steps in for Jon as we hit up Studio D (or is it Studio A.5?) and talk about the dirty Emperor's Children Legion/Chapter/Group/what ever.  But that is not all, what happens when you get packed into a room at LVO, you drink too much liquored up Slurpee and eat chicken wings, and who in the Hell is Nic?  So, take a moment, brush the popcorn crumbs off of your favorite dog blanket you use when you are too lazy to get a person blanket out of the closet, pour yourself a nice talk tasty glass of instant Hawaiian punch and bask in the melodic sounds of Mob Rules!

This aint no regular mainstream 40K podcast, this is an elite, no GMO, specially harvested on ethically maintained farm kinda hipster podcast.  Those other podcasts may want to shovel you artificial pesticides and mainstream chapter lore, but not us, we give you the obscure indy shit that nobody else talks about.  Thats right.  Feel like a boss when you start dropping names like the Space Sharks, Flame Hawks and Rainbow Warriors in casual conversation.

So put on your favorites pair of dark rimmed glasses, pour yourself a stein of your favorite micro brew and bask in the elitist sounds of Mob Rules!

Ever find youself really excited that your daughter aced her spelling challenge, and you remember that time when you did the same and a little twinge of pride warms your heart knowing that the two of you shared the same path, then out of nowhere your right peck burst into a boob (right right boob deflated into a peck)?  Yeah, stupid you!  That was Slaanesh.  So stop being proud of shit already, okay?  Well, this is the story of Slaanesh and his/her rise to super stardom. So slip into those pants you have been wearing every day because your pride and self image is pretty low these days, pour yourself a nice tall tasty glass of..... what ever, it doesn't matter, and bask in the meh tones of Mob Rules!

Have you ever been in the middle of the Christmas Carol and realized that this is really just the story of burgeoning primarch making their way in the world without their father's guidance during the Christmas season?  Me neither, that would be weird.  But just in case you have we have a treat for you!  Three Christmas movies transformed into 40K lore, plus our favorite this and thats, what we have been up to and all the other reasons we bother to record our dulcet tones.  So get up, our yourself a nice tall tasty glass of honey bee extract in grass smoothie, put on your favorite dress that you bought that you only wear when nobody else is around to remind you of that time as a kid when your friends made you break into a dodgy strip club and you fell in love with the stripper on stage who wore one marginally like it but you want to recapture that sensation (What? No, YOU'RE weird!), sit back and delve into the occasionally historically accurate sounds of Mob Rules!

Do you like people who like sandwiches?  Do you like people who like dead sandwiches?  Do you like people that like dead sandwiches that have feelings and talk to you about when your mom used to make her pancakes?  If so then this podcast is for you!  Eldar: Warhammer 40K's sandwich eating elves are on a quest to talk to their dead moms through the portent of sandwiches as the quest for the perfect pumpkin pancake recipe.  But instead of that perfect pumpkin pancake they find their past!  But not really.  But kinda, but not really, but.... no, they do.  Who cares.  It is elves.  Dave and Jon delve deep into the Ghost Warrior book and spoil the shit out of it for you.  So put on that Guardians of the Galaxy T-Shirt you have had for years with that one crusty spot around your lower abdomin that doesn't seem to come off no matter how many times you wash it, mix yourself a tall tasty glass of what ever frozen things are in the freezer, sit back and absorb the warm scandalous tones of Mob Rules!

What do 80's action heroes and Imperial Hives Cities have in common?  That is for you to decide.  See how nice we are?  You are empowered now to write your own answers.  We trust you.

This episode we delve into what it is like to live in a Hive city, the ins the outs and the unfortunate who gets turned into a toaster servitor.  Then, we get into a 1980's action style 40K hero write up, taking vintage heroes and turning them into grim dark super heroes.  Do you have somebody in mind?

Lets get into it.  Put on your favorite indi-comic T-shirt from the 1990's with the moth bite holes along the waste line, mix up a nice tall tasty smoothy with the left over apples from that pie you made a few weeks ago, sit back and bask in the warm sounds of Mob Rules!

Who has time to read when social media needs to be updated 18 times a day, the kids need to be walked, the dog needs to do homework and the Raiders in the wasteland need to be murderized?  For those of us who wish they had the time but don't, the Mob Rules crew brings you the Carrion Throne in it it's entire glory, each twist of fate, each untold truth so you do not have to turn a page.  For those of you who have read it, this is your chance to relive your favorite moments with Crowl, Neva-Jeff, Spinoza and the whole Carrion Throne cast as we explore the story. 

Put on your favorite Christmas sweater vest your old roomate made for you a few years ago, pour yourself a nice tall tasty glass of arguably expired Pumpkin flavored egg nog, sit back and titillate your mind with the enigmatic sounds of Mob Rules!

What do tiger stripes, quartered paint schemes and hands with glory holes have in common?  No, it was not that Volkswagen Beetle you had in college.  No, it was not the 1980's.... okay, maybe it kinda was the 1980's.  The answer I was looking for was 'The Badab Wars."  There is a lot of lore packed into this confrontation and a war that, even though it was written in the 1980's, is actually a pretty recent war in the scope of the 40K timeline.  But who cares about that?  We are just here for the dick jokes! 

So, go pick out that shirt with the weird stain around the crotch that won't come out and you can't stop picking at as it slowly deteriorates the fabric, pour yourself a nice tall tasty glass of Pumpkin spice egg nog and bask in the NSFW sounds of Mob Rules!

Do you ever sit on your futon that you inhereted from the previous renter, staring out the window with those streaks that you can't get rid of no matter what you do and just think to yourself "why aren't there female space marines?"  Of course not, because that is a dumb question, instead you thought "how do I find the female characters in the lore?"  Thankfully we found the answer, and that was twitter!  Thank you twitter.  The lads mashed their brain boxes together to wrangle the ladies, mechanicus/um and get you all the news on ShadeSpire so that you didn't have to!  Okay, that is a crap explanation, you really want to dredge it up for yourself, but I needed a good ending to that sentence and wasn't committed to rewriting the first 2/3s.  Sorry.

Anyway, it is time to pour yourself a tall tasty mug of coffee, mix in some sugar free non-dairy creamer you accidentally picked up when you meant to buy sugary creamer, plop some barely expired cream cups in it, put on your favorite Millennium Falcon t-shirt with periwinkle paint splotches you can't explain and indulge in the super saturated sexy sounds of Mob Rules!

Long ago, I mean, long away, er, in the far future?  Okay, that one.  In the far future, in a land far away... hmmm, can I use "far" twice in once sentence?  Seems a little weird, not too weird, but a little.  Anyway, in the far future in a land far away on a planet covered in excess, there lived a family, much like your's or mine, rich beyond belief, running a solar system, each member plotting the demise of one another for control and fostering a mechanical, cloned abomination to succeed the throne, and everything continued on until a rag tag band of misfits in a Baneblade arrived.  BOOK REVIEW TIME!!!!  Been long awaited but we delve into Shadow Sword by Guy Haley and diznam, it is good!

So don your compact foam T'au cosplay suit, pour yourself a nice tall tasty glass of instant ice coffee and sit back and indulge in the rock hard sounds of Mob Rules!

Are you getting that impression that GW stealth released a new army, the Imperial Guard?  Thanks to investigative journalism and four sets of keen eyes, we have uncovered the truth, that in fact the Imperial Guard go way back to the dawn of 40K!!!  Thats right.  In today's episode we uncover the truth about the guard, where they come from, why GW has been so secretive about them and what we see the future looking like for this undercover organization.

So put on your mom's favorite nightgown that she made 23 years ago, pour yourself a tall tasty glass of Metamucil, sit back and endulge in the ever informative sounds of Mob Rules!

The episode we break down the functions of a polynomial, the effects of a black crusade and what it means to be a gerbil in Hollywood.  One of those things is true.  Can you find the true statement?  No calculators, only scratch paper now.  We also talk about what happened to Phil and what the past 30 years have been like in the realm of 40k.

All that and not much else on MOB RULES!

In our first ever episode on Canadian monetary policy, Jon and Ted delve deep into the financial workings of the Canadian petrol industry.  Well, sorta.  Anecdotally through reference to once buying gas in the Yukon.  That is pretty much the same as an in-depth look at monetary policy, right?  Thankfully we have a deeper subject: PRIMARIS MARINES!!!!!! The lore, the tabletop roles, etc.  Then we go into what it is to be older in our hobby, should we spend money or time?  What tools do we employ to keep the flame burning.  So, go to the liquor cabinet, pour yourself a nice tall tasty pint of Everclear, put on your favorite jeans with the twin holes between the crotch (remember to bring a blanket) and bask in the rotten tones of Mob Rules!

As Phil gets ready to head down the Al-Can we give him a bit of a handjob and courage him to talk about his beloved Dark Angels, the history, the organization, the why and how they became traitors.  But, shhhhh, don't tell him, he is still in denial.  We also go into the changing rule set, our favorite model kits and thank a fan for his home-made Jeff the Custodes.

So pour a medium glass of weeks old flat root beer, plop a couple scoops of generic brand ice cream, put on your tech conference hoodie you got 4 years ago, sit back and bask in the awesome sounds of Mob Rules.

+EDIT+

the 1 Hour a Night facebook group was mentioned as hosting the Dark Imperium competition was it as the Warhammer 40000 page instead.Our Apologies to Alexander Good who ran the event.

Goge Vandire.  What do you know about Goge Vandire and his brother Doge?  Yeah, that is what I thought, not much.  Lets get into it: he was a jerk, probably had a lil borderline personality issues, loved young girls, older girls too, and cheated on his taxes.  Kind of a jerk really.  BUT, he was an important jerk who was instrumental in creating the empire we all know and love... unless you don't love it, then it is the empire you know and do not love.  Ya see?  So, lets get into some Warhammer 40,000 lore with the Age of Apostasy! 

Ever find yourself basking in the warm glow of the smog hanging over your hive world illuminated by the manufactorum over the ridge of spires while sipping that exotic recaf wondering to yourself how you got so lucky in your grim dark world just to have your feelings wrenched from your bliss unexpectantly, twisted sideways, the color of life swell and shudder turning quickly into darkness as you are left an empty husk of a human barely able to perform basic natural functions?  If so thank an assassin!  Chances are you were an unsanctioned psyker and the emperor is better off now.  But don't just stop there, you memories of a life lost isn't the focus of this podcast, the focus is on the assassins from seven of the 12 temples as well as some other folks that like to play death dealer on their off hours.  So go down to your local quickie mart, grab yourself a tall tasty recycled plastic bottle of Faygo, put on your favorite hip hop hoodie and bundle up with the boombastic sounds of Mob Rules!

The lads delve into the history of perhaps the most polarizing Space Marines chapter: the Ultramarines. In wa way the history of the history of the Space Marines is the History of the Ultramarines more so than any other chapter whether you love them or hate them.  In a way the thing that makes them so interesting isn't who they are but the reaction towards them both in game and out. 

Also this episode the eBay Price is Right is back!  So pony up to the bar, order yourself a nice tasty glass of room-temperature Tang, haphazardly apply some torn pieces of napkin to your facial stubble and soak in the noxious sounds of Mob Rules!

There are times like these in our lives, where change, change takes us down that uncomfortable path, removes the familiar and and gives us uncertainty. We came to know 7th edition, it was our friend, our cousin, our loved one, 7th meant a lot of things to us. We escaped into her bosom when the dishes need be washed, a presentation in school had us stressed out, our partner wanted to talk to us about why you watch gory moves. 7th was our mistress, and at other times everything else became the mistress as 7th took first string. In those nights, when 7th had your full attention, and you made notes to yourself, when you had that aha moment seeing that by putting a techmarine on bike in your devastator squad and it conferred relentless to the rest of the lads, or when you realized that if the Iron Hands Librarian took Gorgon’s Chains, rolled endurance on their psychic power and pulled an extra plus one on their warlord trait you could effectively have a one plus feel no pain. Moments like that made you feel special, as though you looked into the heart of the universe and found that little secret, that leg up that nobody else knew about it made you feel like a king for a night. Or, maybe it was that day when you discovered that a bubble affect went off inside your rhino happy to think that you gave your transport a five up invulnerable save, your opponent disagreed, the two of you couldn’t find the specific rule so you rolled off on it and won. A week later you saw in a forum that the model is considered to be “removed form the table when embarked in the transport” and could not cast their bubble unless otherwise stated and you were crushed. We look at these things, a series of push and pull and we think “that is a bunch of crap! How dare GW ruin my army, I am never playing again” and the following week we are back down at our friend’s house with another list trying to avoid admitting that we were wrong all the while enjoying the game. These events, the push and pull that remind us of our love. The clerk at the fast food drive through doesn’t give us that push pull, they do not cause us to pause and think, they operate, we exchange, we eat we poop and we move on unfazed. But it is these rules, these models that cause us to debate whether or not Centurians are fluffy or a cheap shot at more money, months later as we try to figure out how we could magnetize their weapons and what they would look like as Obliterators. The love made 7th edition matter, and even though 7th edition passes today she will always matter.

Remember, this is not about death, but a life well lived.

Shadows blot out the land as the destroyer hive blots out the already defuse sun.  Shadows of titans bringing death and stretch stretch across the land.  Today the Death Guard arrive to play you a song.  Awwwwww, they are so cute!  Don’t you want to just pick them up and cuddle them and kiss them and share their pox?  I do!  In this episode we delve into the squishy squeezyness of the 14th Legion and succumb to the Nurgle’s gifts.  So wrap yourself up in your favorite diseased blanket, put on those rotten bunny slippers, pour yourself a nice tasty glass of recently expired Kern’s Nectar and indulge in the postulant sounds of Mob Rules!

The lads did it, they finally finished the Beast Arises series and delivered on the fourth quarter review.  Find out what happens to the beast, Koorland, Thane, Bohemond, Vangorich as well as the rest of the High Lords of Terra. It all plays out right before your ear balls!  So make sure to put on your favorite pizza stained Mob Rules t-shirt, your "Go Mork" foam finger, pour yourself a nice tall tasty glass of Apricot nectar and indulge in the super sexy sounds of Mob Rules, one step beyond!

In today's history lesson we look at the multiple wars of Armageddon, the personalities that made history, the community art that Chaos makes in it's down time, movies that lead up to collapse and the wars still yet to come.  We also talk about how we see 8th edition panning out and where we have come from as fans.  All that and not much else on episode 49 of MOB RULES!

The storm came, the storm tussled and the storm left, and we are all left to sort through the carnage left by Chaos.  How did it end? What comes next?  As we figure this all out we went back in time to experience a re-release of things already experienced in Shadow War Armageddon!  So sit back, get yourself a tall tasty glass of vanilla chai flavored almond milk, put on your favorite onsie that has been stretched to fit you 35 years later and indulge in the ever informative sounds of Mob Rules!

On a dark, cold clear night the anxious traveler lifted his lightly packed and unfamiliar bags and cautiously walked them down the icy driveway to a Subraru of questionable condition.  A reunion of spirit awaited over five thousand miles away.

ADEPTICON 2017!!!!  Swag Bags, board games, fellow podcasters, Games Workshop staff, out of print models being hawked on swap meet tables, this is it, the Mecca of Gaming Nerd. 

So go pour yourself a tall tasty glass of continental breakfast coffee, butter up a piece of continental breakfast toast and relax to the sporadic diatribes of Mob Rules!

I love gold!  I mean, I was paraphrasing, I don't really care for it.  Maybe I wasn't paraphrasing but satyrising the custodes.  Lets bust into some custodes lore and figure out where these guys came from.  That is about.  Get your lemonade, your ragged blanket and bath in the creamy sounds of Mob Rules, one step beyond!

Remember back in the day, when you used to pretend that you and your friend were breaking into the enemy base, beating up the villainous generic troopers, saving the attractive slave women as they passionately thank you?  Because of these memories of unrealistic and objectified scenarios we bring you an episode dedicated to the weapons of 40K, past, present and future.  What does this have to do with saving slave women with your friend?  I don’t know, it was just a memory I had that popped up in this associative game.  So dig through your closet for that old hoody from the tech conference you attended 4 years ago, mix up a class of Crystal Lite and indulge your senses in the low-filling sound of Mob Rules, one step beyond!

Home Improvement Eldar edition, featuring Chaos, Chaos, Chaos, harlequins, confused space elves and more leather boys than you can shake a squig at.  We bring you up to date on what is happening in the Gathering Storm series.  Se take your decadent but on over to the kitchen, make yourself a nice dagwood, wrap yourself in the finest biker boy leathers and bask in the tall tales of a broken craftworld on Mob Rules.

Rewritten and remaster, episode 43 hits your dinner plate with that satisfying "surplooof" that can only mean mom made spaghetti.  Mmm mmm good.  This episode, Dave Singer of Frontline Gaming Twitch fame joins the boys for all the recaps.  Yes, many recaps.  Peep this shiz and makey your tum tumm happy.  So get up, make yourself some gluten free toaster waffles smothered in imitation maple syrup and freeze dried blue berries, drape yourself in your beloved tentacle covered Snuggy and bask in those luscious tones of Mob Rules!  One step beyond.

It is not the end times, just the change times.  Does that make sense?  No?  Okay, remember that time when you were used to the fat pencils in school and somebody handed you a thin #2?  You got made and smashed it on the desk and shewed off the eraser?  It didn't taste very good did it?  But then you found that your motor dextarity had corrected and the smaller pencils were much better tuned to your aptitude.  Then you found pens and it was amazing!  You changed.  Yes, even though you are a miniature wargamer, you too can change and adapt.  What does this have to do with today's podcast?  Who cares, just pour yoruself a tall tasty glass of Nos, snuggle into that dingy Fallout Vault hoodie and tune in to the soft sexy tones of Mob Rules!

On the menu today: Red Velvet Oreo Cheese Cake cookies and sodas. 

Thinking about picking up the Imperial Agents book? We go down down down and the flames go higher.  We did the research so you do not have to, now come, learn absolutely nothing and buy it anyway.  So pour yourself a nice tall tasty glass of mixed fruit smoothe, put on your thrift store bathrobe, grab a can of your favorite Crisco shortening and listen to the smooth audio stain of Mob Rules.

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It is that time of the year, folks, no wait, that time of the year was like three months ago.  Well, what ever, we are still bringing you the 3rd quarter review of the Beast Arises series.  Woot woot!  Fuck it, lets get this party started!

Merry Christmas if thats your Jam!

To celebrate the season, Jon made a special Minisode with a special reading of "The Great Siege of Terra", a shameless parody of "The Night Before Christmas"

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remember the days, you know, the days, the days when you lived at your parent's place, had a minimum wage job, squirrel away your monies for the latest Games Workshop game, then spent hours on the few models you had to bring your crazy machinations to life, then sat around day dreaming about your gang, drawing pictures and talking about their back story with your friend before their mom came to pick them up?  Oh GorkaMorka, how we miss thee.  Pour yourself a nice tasty glass of squig ale, snuggle up in your favorite Catachan Devil skin blanket and reminisce with the Mob Rules gang.

It is that time of year again, where, if you live in the northern hemisphere, you are probably having a hard time falling asleep.  Thankfully Mob Rules has you covered, we have a brand new product on the market, Mob Rules Hay Bails!  The paleo diet was a start, and we are continuing the theme of hail bail slumber products, balled up hay pillows, strewn hay blankets, designer hay sleep wear (meow) and finally, the Mob Rules podcast!  For a better sleep try all of our products at once, it is like vodka and sleeping aids all at once!   So mix yourself up a grass, cale and hay smoothie, put on your hay laced pajamas, sit back in your hay bail sofa and indulge in the warm frothy sounds of Mob Rules.

At the age of 19, Marty Stouffer traveled to Alaska with an 8mm camera, he and his home movie of his travels were warmly received by over 1,800 of his fellow Arkansas residents.  Revenue from the movie easily paid for his trip many times over.  Mob Rules also has a similar story, an alaskan podcast that easily costs the producers many times over.  Oh wait, that is backwards from Wild America.  Damn.  We really have nothing in common.  Well, if you are a Marty Stouffer fan, we apologize but please, pour yourself a nice tall tasty glass of recaf, a plump plate of gantha-root rollup, put on your favorite grow hide snuggie and tune in to the award defying sounds of Mob Rules.

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Like an iron deuce, Mob Rules drops on your plate with all the Legion of the Damned book review goodness, the results are in from last week’s eBay price is right, we review the shiz out of Prospero, and talk dirty to you like you deserve.   BTW, Phil is doing a thing to help children that are not buttholes, help him reach his goal: http://www.extra-life.org/index.cfm?fuseaction=donorDrive.participant&participantID=232631 We have a FaceBook page here: https://www.facebook.com/MobRuleAk/ And a webstore here: http://www.redbubble.com/people/mobrules?ref=artist_title_name

Life is hard, sometimes it just feels like the deck is stacked against you and nobody is letting you live to your full potential.  Sometimes it feels like your brothers just do not understand you and your dad doesn't get it.  If only they could see what you see and know how much they need you and your psychic powers.  If only they knew just how dope the warp really is!  But nooooooow you're always getting picked on by your stupid jock-tard brother with the dumb friends.  Even worse is that nobody seemed to care when he and his friends torched your comic book collection and burnt down your bedroom after poking out your last good eye.  What a jerk, am I right?  You feel it too, right? Well, screw that guy!  And since we are already getting to know one another and sharing stories, listen in as I tell you the rest of my tale on Mob Rules as we discuss the Thousand Sons and the Burning of Prospero!

The boys are caught in the Kill Team storm that is sweeping the planet.  Pick your faction, train your fighters and throw down like the pasty nerds that we are in the paradigm shifting influence of KILL TEAM!  Or not.  Also included is a review of Black Library's reprint of the Boom Comics mini-series: Exterminatus.  All this and a story about bunnys because we love you.  It is true.  And it is creepy.  Mostly just creepy.  So go pour yourself a nice tall tasty glass of Baja Blast, cozy up to your smart phone and listen to another seducing tale of 40k and romance, one that you will only find on Mob Rules!

It is that time of the every-other-week again!  Mob Rules hitting your ear holes like a drunken cat trying to get it on with a chalk board.  This go is short, we were tired after the Battle Zone Ursa convention, but still pulled it out for ya lads.  And ya know what?  We have a special homie for ya, well, two, but one of them spoke less.  He is famous, both in stories on our show as well as multiple (?) appearances on the Geisha Gleek.  BUT, you’ll have to download the podcast and decode the secret message in order to find out who it is.  Also we give you a wrap up of our Gamer’s Tail (ok, Tale of Gamers) event and get down with what we have been up to.  So go pour yourself a tall warm mug of hot apple cider, pull your office chair close to the stereo and bask in the personal love language of Mob Rules.

Close your eyes and say the words “Flesh Tearers,” “Flesh Tearers.” Let the words roll over your tongue, let them flow through your body, allow the mantra to seep into your soul and bring you a deeper understanding of what it is to be the second son of Baal.  Now, open your eyes.  Don’t you feel much better?  What ever, guys.  We did this episode on the Flesh Tearers and it was rad.  The end.  Now download the episode, pour yourself a tall tasty glass of V8, pull up your favorite fart-stained bean bag chair and imbue your mind with the soul molesting sounds of Mob Rules.

Lets talk about Iron Hands baby, lets talk about you and me, hmmmm hmmmm hmmmm humidity hum hum I forgot the rest of the song.   This bit follow up the discussion of the Iron hands that started last episode with the Wrath of Iron book report, we go into some talk about what the inside of power armor smells like, what chapter is most likely to wear cardboard and tin foil, back around to what games we have been up to, a solid super plug for Iron Heart Artisans and all sorts of wiener jokes.  So get ready, mix up a nice tall glass of smoothie made from questionably safe fruits and yogurt that have been in the question way past their prime, put on your favorite blue Snuggie and tune in to Mob Rules!

One upon a time in a land far far away there was a mining town called, Shanendan, Shenandoah, Shepards Ferry, I don’t remember, it started with an Sh.  Anyway, it was a mining town, no wait it was a planet, yes, that was it, it was a planet.  The aristocracy was bored, bored of being bored, were feeling a bit randy, had already seen all there was to see on the internet, had all the parties were you put your car keys in a bowl and do the weird things and they felt that darling in mono-boobed crab claw strange would be a fun.  But then wouldn’t you know it, some tattle tail went and told the authorities and in the 41st millennium the authorities are sometimes super soldiers with two hearts, spit acid and fire rifles with mini missiles in them. And sometimes when the party gets so big and out of control those authorities call in the Collegia Titanica.  It was that kind of party. Amazing book, we hope you read it, but if that whole reading thing is not your thing we have the thing covered.  It is book review time on Mob Rules!!!!  This ep we cover the Wrath of Iron, a tale of all that stuff I previously mentioned plus a lot of dead guardsmen and some not-fully-dead Iron Hands.  Ohhhhhh it is  good one.  So get yourself a nice tasty mug of apple cider, pull up your favorite bean bag chair that permanently smells like farts and tune in to the whiling of Jon, Ted and Phil.

Considering Lost Patrol but just really not sure?  It took a while but we pulled the trigger on this cult classic and have a review just for you.  No, really, it is just for you.  There is nobody else here, just you and I.  Not your grandma, not that guy on the bus that you always see talking to himself, or that neighbor that is always outside yelling at the dogs on the street or that lady who checks your produce and remembers when you were a kid but you do not remember her.  No, it is just you and me here talking and I have a special review of Lost Patrol just for you. 

"A mini-sode? What tha heck is a mini-sode and why should I download this crap?"  Well, hypothetical person, a minisode is a less winded version of what we usually do and you should download it because it comes with a free exclusive miniature of Marnius Calgar.  Okay, that is a lie, it does not come with a mini at all.  However, it IS free!  Now isn't that better?  In this first and irregular installment we go about the Tale of Gamers and what we were thinking about when we made up our stories and teams.  This is an event that caught us by surprise, drafting the stories and the meaning was a lot more rewarding than initially thought, giving new life and love to our little dude-bros.  So sit back, crack open a microwave nacho tray from the local gas station and open your ears to the seductive rants of Mob Rules!

This is a re-mastered version of our overly salty 27th episode of the Ultramarines movie.  Sadly I discovered the hard way that if I take a compressed audio file and bring it back into garageband and save it again it can frag up the audio making it sound like a vintage recording played on a vintage radio that had been sitting out in the rain for the last 15 years as the family in squirrels inside try to desperately pack the membrane with leaves to quiet the buzzing.  But you are not hear to listen to me make excuses, you are hear to listen to us complain about OTHER people's creative projects.

So pull up a chair, open a bag of salty nuts and let the salty sea waves of Mob Rules take you away.

Tired of us talking about the lost first episode?  Well we found it!  YAY!  After this you will never ever ever have to hear us yammering on about it again.  Okay, well, we didn't ACTUALLY find it, we recreated it with one less person and a lot more dick jokes.  The subject is all about the emperor and who the guy was, in staying with the theme we get some eBay Price is Right with the Golden Throne and we launch into the new event: "Tale of Gamers (which has NOTHING to do with the emperor)!"  So pour yourself a tall frosty glass of Faygo, pull up close to the radio and indulge your ears in regret.  It is the anniversary episode of Mob Rules!

Hold on to your listening buds, this shiz is getting extensive!  The Glacial Geek swings by the greenhouse to join in on a highly extensive Beast Arises mid-term review, and by "extensive" I mean: I am sorry.  We go through your FAQ questions with more authority than Reese Robbins embued with deity-ship.  Okay, that is taking it out of order, but who reads these anyway?  Get on with the downloading already!!!!

Sterling swings by for some Tournament Hangover, we talk broken knights, dream listing some FAQ questions and why should hit up some of Alaska's tournaments! 

BTW, we got a new shirt design!!!  Woot!

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Do you ever have that feeling that your game is a fraud?  I am not talking about the rules you and your mates play by, but you, yourself.  A lot of successful people feel that way, that, even though their novel has been on the New York Times best seller list that somehow people will find them out to be a fraud.  Now that the F.A.Q. has dropped we are all left with that self-reflection: “everything I thought I knew is wrong and I may not know my game.”  Hey guess what!  The answers are at hand and you will sure NOT discover them in Mob Rules Episode 23: The Search For More T-Shirt Sales!  Buuuuut we will talk a bit about the F.A.Q., a bit about fliers and whether or not Hasbro makes quality toys. Check out the Mob Rules folks: http://www.mobrulesmedia.com/
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Our main man Pete from NGC40K swings in to discuss Narrative gaming, Imperial knights and drops the knowledge on why we should all listen to the NGC40K podcast.  Easily my new favorite episode, Pete fit right in with our sense of humor and made it an amazing couple hours.

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There are three things in life that are guaranteed:1) if you drop jellied toast it will land messy side down to ensure your morning goes well.2) if you go shopping when you are hungry you will inevitably buy things that you will never want to eat when you are of sound mind.3) even if you do not play Space Marines in 40K they are at least the secret reason you started playing the game. 

Today the lads walk through the fields of space marine history with their pal Sterling, jokes were made and swear words were cast.  It was a good time, so swing on by the Mob Rules Cafe and get yourself a listen on us.

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Kurt joins us to look back on Adepticon 2016 and all the funs!  From vendor halls, Patrol Missions, 40K friendly, Adepticon Titanicus, goose poop and more.  Check out picture on our facebook page:https://www.facebook.com/MobRuleAk/

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Criminal minds want to know: Who is Zach Becker?  We talk to Zach about his cheating ways then on to the first large scale grand tournament in London in over eight years and what he is doing to bring the scene back to life.  Oh hey, guess what guess what!  Adepticon is coming!  What are we doing to prepare?  Finally, Jon explains how to buy Forgeworld Superheavies without getting divorced. 

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Phil came back to talk with us out the new Boardgames “Overbite Underkill,” er, “Overwatch Deathkill,” no, it was Deathwatch Overkill.  Yeah, that was it.  Then he gave us the 411 on how and why he does battle reports on YouTube as well as giving us some pointers as to who our’s can suck less.  Then we get into our Escalation League and talk about pooping on people’s cars when they piss us off in a tournament.  All that and nude picture of Kim Kardashian nude right here on Mob Rules episode 18!Mob Rules website:http://www.mobrulesmedia.com/Mob Rules Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/MobRuleAk/Mob Rules youtube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3HKIEWkVHMUvRz6FmMgYtQGlacial Geek on Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/GlacialGeek/Glacial Geek on youtube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc2y1nPhG9Rmiy0g31S2ijg

Do you have a favorite bacon casserole? I do not think I do, they are kind of interchangeable and amazing for the most part.  Unless the bacon gets soggy, then they are gross.

Do you like Gav Thorpe and Orks?  We do!  Guess what!  Chicken butt.  Guess what else!  Phil and Gav came back and talked to us about Ork Attack Moons and gretchen who masquerade as Imperial Fists.  Feel free to skip through the rest of the podcast to get to the Gav parts, I know I do.

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Final plug of the day: GIVE US ITUNES REVIEWS!!!  Did I tell you that we love you?  Well we do.

Love books?  We love books!  Well, we buy them and put them on our shelves so people think we love books, but the official answer is "We love books!"  Danny came back to talk about the Beast Arises!  Woot!  So if you love books, love Danny, love Orks, hate Imperial Fists and love black labrador retrievers you will love our podcast.  No guarantee.  But you might. Still no guarantee.  After the review the boys get into a new game show and talk mad shit.  St back, pour yourself a tall glass of grape Faygo and get yourself learned.

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Joe pulls back the mask and reveals his true identity, the boys talk mad smack, we delve into alternative mission types in 40K and striking that balance between competitive and whacky, then get on with some games.  Sit back, crack open a bottle of grape Faygo and let the audio fly!BTW, check out last episode’s Narrative vs Competitive poll.

The lads fall asleep and find themselves in an alternate world with two academic teams debating the qualities of competitive VS. narrative play.  Who will win?  Is narrative play just a better way to get into the game?  Does story get in the way of your ability to beat face?  Listen to the podcast then run over to the facebook page to cast your vote!

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 Zach talks Necromunda, Ted goes on about what it is to be a trans-gender Escher and Jon insists that DeLaque are dorkier than Cawdor, you be the judge.  Zach brings us back to talk about playing a "dead game."  All this and not much more in Episode 13!

Once upon a time there was a Custode named Jeff who went by the name of "Custode Jeff."  He loved cheeseburgers, long walks in the underhive and spanking jokaero when their mom's were not around.  That has nothing to do with this episode which is about Orks and holiday wishlisting, but we just felt that you should know who Jeff the Custode is.

Do you find yourself stripping little men often?  Well, your mom should know about it, but if you want some suggestions we gotcha!  Not only that but Andy discusses some Calth and what gamers do when they are not talking trash about each other's army books.  Oh, and have you heard: Specialist games are coming back!  Hitting you like an hot iron deuce in a wet paper bag.

Gav Thorpe joins us via Skype, puts to rest the question as to whether the Dark Angels are traitors or not, talks about developing games and plays a few rounds of "The Points Are Right."  Unfortunately some of the audio was corrupted and we lost nearly all of the discussion on writing about the Dark Angels, but that is probably appropriate all things considered.  Sorry Phil and Gav. 

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Jon and Ted get ready for Thanksgiving with a visit from Nate.  October turns to Tauvember with a healthy dose of Tau seasoned with some Horus Heresy talk and the lads discuss what they are thankful for.  One badass British celebrity sent us a new ad but you have to wait till the end of the episode to find out who it is!  Set out a plate of biscuits and tea, snuggle up to the fire in your Ant Man Snuggie and get ready for Mob Rules Episode 9!

Kurt joins Mob Rules to discuss his tactics in the Red Waaagh campaign, then alienates Ted in the questions and answer period.  Jon and his AT-AT find love, though not with each other, and helps the Tau find social acceptance. All this and fewer burps on air.  There is no better 40K morning show than Mob Rules!

Colin tells us all about his Eldars right after he schools Ted on how much he knows about 2nd edition, Jon hates on some Tau and the world goes 'round. 

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Episode Six of Mob Rule is up! Ted and Jon welcome back the Glacial Geek Phil to the show to help us totally not infringe Marvel, DC AND Games Workshops I.P.

Did you ever contemplate what the Imperium wold look like if Horus had taken over? We found three distinct possibilities.  A more pressing question: how do you get dubbed a "Rues Lawyer" in your community and how do you shed that label?  It is not easy and could affect your love life, let us help you become less of a douche bag.

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Now on iTunes! Episode 5 of Mob Rules is coming at you like an invisible deathstar! This time we talk to Danny McDevitt, a nationally ranked Warhammer Fantasy (R.I.P.) and one of the top 40k guys in Alaska.... He's kind of a big deal.  We bring in Tier One's Mr. Manager Andrew Di Roma to talk about his experiences at a recent gaming convention and play our new favorite game of "Rules Questions From the Internet" Remember to share, subscribe and shop local!!Also, feedback is king! Let us know what you like and what we can do betterLeave feedback here!

Nate from Tier 1 joines Jon and Ted for fewer weiner jokes, more tournament insight, a bit of talk on what the community wants from a Russian Mail Order Bride and the guys royally fuck some 40K questions.  Get it here!

Jon, Ted, Phil and Dick offer up advice on broken models, Russian history, planet types of the 40th millennia, and how to fix your cockplate.  But... space shuttle Columbia?  Wasn't that Challenger?  Ugh.  Idiots.

The audio is healed allowing Jonathan, Ted and Phil to get back into the locker room humor, 40k banter and milk jokes.  This episode delves into nine xenos races that are codex-free, updates to the Red Waaagh, massive spending sprees, tournament play and as much phoney product placement as you can shake a dead Catachan Devil at.

In our first podcast Jonathan, Ted and Phil discuss how to create a Space Marine in 20 easy steps, the boys pledge start off a hobby pledge, Red Waaagh campaign, Marvin the Martian shows up and a quick dip into bases.