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Help I Sexted My Boss
William Hanson and Jordan North are unlikely best friends.
567 avsnitt • Längd: 30 min • Veckovis: Tisdag
Om podden
William Hanson and Jordan North are unlikely best friends. William’s a posh etiquette expert, and Jordan’s an expert in all things common. In this hit comedy podcast, their worlds collide as they help you navigate the challenges of modern life, answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to those everyday dilemmas.
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Help My Poo Ruined Pudding
8 april 2025 |
42 min
There’s some Freaky Friday energy in the studio as William, feeling tender after a martini-fueled bender, starts talking football, while Jordan steps in with some sage wisdom. Despite the role reversal, the boys help a G&Diva with a banger of a bad luck charm, and hear about an explosive way to end a dinner party.
Pranks, Priests and Food Swings
4 april 2025 |
27 min
The boys are still reeling from the team’s prank, and are already plotting their revenge. William has the latest scoop on the Vatican’s hot priests calendar, we check in with the G&Diva who recorded a Spice Girls classic for their birthday, and Jordan’s latest “food swings” bring out his snobbiest opinions yet.
Help I’m Going To Be A Star
1 april 2025 |
40 min
There’s a big announcement, but only one of the boys is in the spotlight - cue the tension. Jordan’s boxers make an unexpected appearance during a house viewing, while William is once again accused of being passive aggressive (shock). Plus, the boys try to help a G&Diva whose piercings have wandered to some rather unexpected places.
Stretch Limos, Spice Girls and Split Sandwiches
28 mars 2025 |
21 min
William paints a complete picture of his 7th birthday party complete with limos, bowl cuts, and, of course, proper etiquette - quite different from Jordan and our G&Diva’s experiences. The boys gain some saucy insider knowledge on Vatican gift shops and one listener honours Campman with a little help from her furry friends.
Help He’s A Suitcase Shagger
25 mars 2025 |
41 min
There’s been a major incident in the studio… William has a stain on his shirt. Trying to distract from the drama, Jordan tells us all about rubbing shoulders with one of the greatest actors ever. Plus, the boys try to help a G&Diva who’s witnessed a shocking crime against suitcases.
Sloshed Singing, Gay Goats and A Relationship Review
21 mars 2025 |
25 min
Sexted has officially reached the ripe old age of seven! The podcast has aged like a fine wine, but the boys? Less so. With Dubonnet firmly in the mix, they take on a Relationship MOT to test their friendship, and let’s just say… a few icks are brought to light. On a slightly sweeter note, Elis and Janet send their birthday wishes, and there’s a new William and Jordan grazing about.
Help We're Getting Smashed
18 mars 2025 |
52 min
It’s birthday week! The boys reminisce on the last seven years and celebrate with a drink… or five. As the alcohol kicks in, they discuss their recent trip to the theatre to see Blood Brothers, William’s appearance on an unfiltered Aussie radio show, and attempt to help a G&Diva with a cock-blocking Nerf gun situation… which, in their state, is no easy feat.
Security Scuffles, Sistine Shops and Spanish Cock Or Ball
14 mars 2025 |
24 min
The boys take Cock or Ball international with a little help from a Spanish G&Diva. William is gearing up to school us all on the Sistine Chapel (not the Sixteenth), while Jordan seems more interested in the Vatican’s gift shops. And all this talk of ancient monuments reminds Jordan of the time he found himself on the wrong side of a security guard.
Help It Squirted In My Eye
11 mars 2025 |
35 min
William is fresh off a flight and running on no sleep, while Jordan has been busy slaying as Dorothy with a nasty case of pink eye after an unexpected foreign substance found its way into his eye. Despite it all, they’re here to tackle dilemmas about the perils of holding in a fart and an intimate conversation being broadcast in an unexpected way.
Mikey’s Mandate, Operatic Offerings and The Dorothy Dupe
7 mars 2025 |
24 min
There’s an official statement from Mikey correcting the misinformation spread by the boys in Tuesday’s episode. Jordan’s been duped into a World Book Day costume at his “other job”, and William has a wonderful gift from a G&Diva who is satisfying his appetite for more Cha Cha Cha’s.
Help I’m Lady Garden
4 mars 2025 |
44 min
Fresh from their road trip to Devon, the boys reflect on the weekend with mixed reviews. One thing they can all agree on, though, is Sarah Hanson’s next-level hospitality (naturally, Daaahlings!). Meanwhile, there’s debate over the proper etiquette for addressing an unfortunately named baroness, and Jordan shares some explicit audio from his physio session, let’s just say, he’s never gone deeper.
Jordan Smith, William Bucket and Ben Lorrywrong
28 februari 2025 |
29 min
Jordan’s flashing his fresh pearly whites after having a ‘big thing’ in his mouth. William’s passive-aggressiveness seems to be spreading - especially to Wendy. And the boys get their creative juices flowing as they dream up their ideal last names.
Help He Keeps Licking My Toes
25 februari 2025 |
45 min
Things heat up in the studio as Jordan reminisces about a romantic teenage fling in Tenerife and reveals his latest true crime obsession, fuelled by a very dark figure. Meanwhile, William is feeling frosty, recalling his cursed skiing holidays and firing off a classic passive-aggressive text. Plus, the boys are on hand to help our G&Divas with their dilemmas including a very enthusiastic dog with a love for toes.
Career Changes, Playlist Problems and Noisy Neighbours
21 februari 2025 |
19 min
The boys are gearing up for another road trip, but Jordan has a few musical ground rules before they hit the road. Plenty of G&Divas have been in touch about their career changes including one with a fiery new skill! William isn’t the only one dealing with loud neighbours, as one listener battles a sleepless night, and Jordan’s car crash ick has been tried, tested and confirmed.
Help I’ve Got A Huge Wadge
18 februari 2025 |
50 min
William’s Etiquettimology is flush with facts as Jordan discovers the true meaning of his name. In the midst of his newfound mid-thirties crisis, Jordan is embracing the power of “no,” while William juggles swiping through his dating app matches and keeping up with a towering stack of handwritten letters.
Chat Up Lines, Courting Catastrophes and Creamy Endings
14 februari 2025 |
25 min
Love is in the air as the boys get their gladrags on (well, one of them does) and dive into their first date. Will sparks fly or is it a recipe for disaster? Jordan sets the mood with his finest chat-up lines and corned beef hash (a Northern aphrodisiac, apparently), while William puckers up for a creamy explosion.
Help I've Got Clunch On My Halfzip
11 februari 2025 |
49 min
Jordan’s battling a “mid-thirties” crisis with a trip back to Burnley, while William’s off to Sweden (Voooodpecker!) for his grand debut on Swedish TV. Meanwhile, the boys tackle your dating dilemmas like, is asking a date to bail you out of jail a red flag? And how do you orchestrate a date between two friends who, let’s just say, seem suspiciously familiar?
Irritating Icks, Immaculate Lavatories, and Impending Izzy
7 februari 2025 |
21 min
The boys are dishing out their verdicts on the G&Divas' icks, and who’d have thought it, they’ve added a few of their own to the list. The prestigious 2024 Loo Awards have been announced, and somehow, Mikey might have had a hand in the winning toilet. Plus, we hear about the wildest career U-turn and brace ourselves for a seriously sassy storm.
Help I Witnessed A Muff Drying
4 februari 2025 |
41 min
William tackles his noisy neighbour problem with a masterfully written passive-aggressive text, while Jordan has suggested a sex toy ban (#notasexpodcast). The boys relive the highs and lows of their cottaging trip, including a sauna visit that revealed more than expected. Plus, G&Diva dilemmas bring us a heartwarming love story and a questionable use for the gym hairdryer.
Fancy Gays, Fighting Fines and Ben's Big Load
31 januari 2025 |
22 min
Snuggle up because it’s story time featuring a dramatic reading of a very special book about a boy called Ben and his… enormous load. Like Jordan, a G&Diva is facing a battle with the bin police, and Tom Allen coins a new term that fits William to a tee.
Help I Got Pied Off For A Steak Bake
28 januari 2025 |
42 min
Jordan is back to his northern roots with a star return at Turf Moor, but he’s not the only one in the spotlight, William’s fresh from his glittering solo tour. The boys dive into G&Diva dilemmas, featuring a “skincare” gadget mix-up and a steak bake ultimatum.
Cottaging, Cremations and Car Crashes
24 januari 2025 |
19 min
The boys are off on their annual cottaging trip, but before they head out, they’re playing judge and jury, deciding which G&Diva confessions deserve judgment. One G&Diva finds themselves in the hot seat after an unfortunate turn of phrase, and Jordan reveals the car crash behaviors that give him the ick.
Help William’s Got A Hard Out
21 januari 2025 |
42 min
William has a sweet and salty surprise for Jordan’s tastebuds in the studio. The boys realise they’re both hardened criminals after Jordan’s run-in with the bin police, and a listener’s spicy story about a classical banger has everyone feeling a little... uncomposed.
Fierce Feuds, Foreign Foods and The Fister
17 januari 2025 |
22 min
The boys have received a late Fistmas gift - let’s just say it’s a handful. They run through their 2025 ins and outs, covering everything from laser pens, iglooing and potato peelers. William’s obsession with melon and ham reaches new heights with a deep dive into its history, and it seems our sticky-fingered studio neighbours are back to their old tricks.
Help We’re Pushing Ben’s Big Button
14 januari 2025 |
43 min
After what feels like a month of avoiding each other, the boys are finally reunited! Since their last episode, they’ve jetted off to New York... at different times, caught Sunset Boulevard, and one of them even rescued a dog (old news, we know). As they catch up, they tackle a few G&Diva dilemmas, including how to break the news that a friend’s “special” ointment has been recalled and the horror of waking up stark naked… in your parents’ bed. And once again, Ben is wrestling his way onto the podcast with the help of a special red button.
Help There’s A Sausage Roll In Santa’s Sack
24 december 2024 |
40 min
It’s the Sexted Christmas Special, and the only way to celebrate is with a three-way Secret Santa! But, surprise surprise, someone might’ve left the gift shopping to the last minute (no fingers pointed... yet). Meanwhile, the G&Divas have sent in their festive dilemmas, like: is there etiquette for reheating leftovers?
Festive Fails, Fancy Fa-La-Las, and Christmassy Feels
20 december 2024 |
26 min
Jordan gets misty-eyed over a G&Diva’s Gingerbread House tribute, while William struggles to grasp Secret Santa rules. The boys also discover a troupe of luxury carollers in Chichester and cringe at an awkward gift exchange from a Help Hotliner.
Help I Got Sixty-Blinded
17 december 2024 |
33 min
Jordan relives his Jingle Bell Ball wardrobe drama, while William reveals the latest twist in his solo tour preparations. A fierce debate kicks off over the correct use of tea towels, and a G&Diva’s jaw-dropping tale of going blind has everyone desperate for the cheeky details.
Naughty Neighbours, Nuisance Bills and Newspapers
13 december 2024 |
31 min
William’s got two bones to pick this week as his noisy neighbours are at it again, and a certain newspaper seems to have published a very familiar article title. Meanwhile, Jordan is busy getting his glad rags ready for the Jingle Bell Ball, and two Christmas Help Hotline callers are in need of assistance!
Help I’ve Got My Sugar Daddy’s Bear
10 december 2024 |
47 min
There’s a ringing in the studio… one we’ve not heard in a long time - it’s the Christmas Help Hotline! The boys lend an ear to a couple of G&Divas on the blower, including one debating what to do with a gift from their Sugar Daddy. Meanwhile, the boys regurgitate their content (again) on Capital Breakfast, and William finally hears Jordan’s *very* short film cameo.
Panto, Pitiful Impressions and Prehistoric Beings
6 december 2024 |
17 min
William’s received some lovely handwritten letters, including a charming depiction of the team as dinosaurs. Jordan briefly hands over his impressions baton to William - thankfully, not for long. Plus, we hear there’s been a Wendy shout-out at the local panto. (Oh no, there hasn’t!)
Help My Poo’s On The Loose
3 december 2024 |
46 min
Jordan reaches new heights of fame with his exclusive DJ set at Haven, while William finds a new way to unleash his passive-aggressive notes at restaurants. Plus, the boys tackle the importance of keeping it in your pants when hosting friends and try to help a G&Diva dealing with a flying poo.
Setlists, Surprises and Singing Scandals
29 november 2024 |
20 min
Jordan’s gearing up to showcase his DJ skills at Haven, and William is ready to pitch a few unique song suggestions for the setlist. The boys are bringing back a classic Sexted feature, and one G&Diva can’t stop singing “International Cock or Ball” at work, which is causing quite the stir.
Help He Bashed His Bishop
26 november 2024 |
41 min
Jordan’s feeling under the weather (not that he’d ever mention it, of course) and comes prepared with a neck pillow and tissues up his sleeves. Meanwhile, William is fresh off his trip to New York, and the boys hear about a G&Diva catching their partner having some “alone time” on camera.
Live Shows, Lineage and Likkle Flower Pots
22 november 2024 |
21 min
The boys explore their family roots as Social Jo shares a fascinating dive into their ancestry. Meanwhile, Jane McDonald is stealing the limelight once again with a live show clash. Plus, Mikey’s been spotted out and about, minus his builder’s gear!
Help I Want Clone-A-Willy Custody
19 november 2024 |
38 min
William stumbles upon an award-winning loo, while Jordan is busy preparing for the state visit from Wendy and Graham (get your potato peelers ready!). Amid the excitement, the boys debate the ownership rules of Clone-A-Willys and discuss the unexpected fallout from bad curtains.
Mistaken Messages and Middle Class Mas
15 november 2024 |
19 min
There’s a touch of middle class charm in the studio this week, with messages about fancy baskets and mice-themed books. But as always, a hint of mischief follows, as Jordan helps William send a very saucy voicenote to Mikey. Plus, the boys deliver a much-needed apology to our VIG&Divas for causing alarm over email.
Help I Don’t Know My Holes
12 november 2024 |
43 min
Things have spiralled into chaos in the studio, starting with French kisses and ending in a full-on tickle fight on the floor. Amidst all the tension, the boys recount their week’s adventures with the team, from a very Gen Z football match to a memorable first gig. Plus, one G&Diva's glory hole woes might just lead us to a new etiquettemology topic.
Workplace Roleplay, Wrestling and Weddings
8 november 2024 |
27 min
Ever wondered what Jordan would be like as a masseuse or William as a mechanic? Wonder no more, as the boys dive into their impressions of an alternative Sexted universe. Plus, we hear from two loved-up G&Divas who added a sprinkle of the podcast to their wedding, and William gets an eye-opening introduction to the wild world of wrestling storylines.
Help We Won £200,000,000
7 november 2024 |
36 min
This week, William and Jordan are guests on Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams, the podcast where guests talk host Sarel through all the ways they’d spend a £200million EuroMillions jackpot.
Join William and Jordan as they reveal their extravagant plans for their EuroMillions win, including the ultimate “bliss hour”, an exclusive day out with Barack and Michelle Obama, and a private theatre in William’s mansion showing Mary Poppins every single night!
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Help We’re Just A Couple Of Dancing Queens
5 november 2024 |
43 min
The boys bond over their shared love of ABBA as William prepares to see Voyage. After tackling a dilemma about a potential home buyer’s unusual request, Jordan shares some surprising home truths, and they dive into the dos and don’ts of voice note etiquette.
Childhood Nostalgia, Chocolate Economics and Central Milton Keynes
1 november 2024 |
16 min
William’s got a new reason to break out a classic TV ad song… once again. Childhood memories come flooding back as the G&Divas share what sparks their own nostalgia. Plus, the D has been spotted in the wild yet again!
Help I’m Scared Of Clowns
29 oktober 2024 |
39 min
William has been caught red-handed after a damning accusation from Mikey is brought to light. The topic of Halloween costumes brings up Jordan’s childhood “creative differences” with Wendy. And there are more costume conundrums as a G&Diva contemplates whether or not to dress up as a creepy clown.
Jordan’s Jobs, Common Customs, And William’s Wheel Woes
25 oktober 2024 |
25 min
Jordan adds another title to his résumé: film star! He may have taken some inspiration from a certain northern builder on the podcast for his new role though. Meanwhile, William’s list of common things has been picked up by a radio show in New Zealand, and it’s Jordan’s turn to answer your questions about his day job.
Help My Fart Cleared The Building
22 oktober 2024 |
43 min
William faces more diplomatic troubles as he’s denied entry into New York for a work trip (and this time, it wasn’t because of a rogue laser), while Jordan takes a nostalgic dive into retro wrestling. Plus, we hear from a G&Diva whose flatulence triggered a building-wide evacuation!
Professions, Photoshop, and Provocative Prints
18 oktober 2024 |
21 min
William dives into your questions about what an etiquette expert actually does, while Jordan shares his feelings about the photoshopped image used for the book. The pair also mull over a listener’s dilemma about an unfortunate butter imprint that looks a little too... suggestive.
Help I Scooped It Into A Kebab Box
15 oktober 2024 |
47 min
After appearing at separate events, the boys share their on-stage mishaps. A flashback to Jordan’s old call centre days sparks a Clone-A-Willy roleplay, and things take a wild turn with a dilemma involving a kebab box being used for something far from its intended purpose.
Snot Bubbles, Spotting Ben, and Spreadable Butter
11 oktober 2024 |
20 min
William and Jordan dive into your awkward greetings, featuring an unfortunate snot bubble and an accidental winding. Plus, D isn’t the only thing you’ve been spotting lately, as Ben’s been seen on the cover of a magazine. And if you thought the sandwich strap-on saga was over, think again! We hear back from the anonymous listener for more juicy details.
Help I Sexted Drunk Women Solving Crime
10 oktober 2024 |
39 min
William and Jordan put on their detective hats as they’re joined by Hannah and Taylor from Drunk Women Solving Crime. Together, they investigate the case of William and John, uncovering some uncanny parallels to the boys. The boys also share a few dilemmas, including the etiquette of ghosting and a vibrator mishap involving a neighbour's greenhouse.
Help I Got A Gassy Greeting
8 oktober 2024 |
40 min
Tension simmers in the studio as the boys overhear some serious smack talk from their studio neighbours, Elis and John. William shares his Hogwarts Legacy woes, and we hear a dilemma about a gassy greeting at the front door.
Silver Sexters, Sketchy Sketches and Stoop Sales
4 oktober 2024 |
15 min
The boys settle on a name for our more seasoned G&Divas, and they dive into your quirky Autumnal rituals. Meanwhile, William learns he has a mischievous doppelgänger causing chaos in Prague, and after learning about stoop sales, a Sexted set clear out could be on the horizon.
Help I’m Still Wearing The Strap-On
1 oktober 2024 |
41 min
The boys attend Producer Ben’s engagement drinks, and in a shocking turn of events, William orders a pint for the first time. Meanwhile, Jordan is embracing his inner slob by slipping into Goblin mode. And we hear a heart-stopping dilemma involving a strap-on and a sandwich!
Roleplay, Revenge, and Retro Names
27 september 2024 |
24 min
The boys dive into some awards roleplay to ensure they’re prepared for any circumstance. We hear your sibling revenge stories, with William and Jordan sharing some very contrasting experiences. And they explore the origins of the name Wendy (surprisingly, there is a distinct lack of potato peelers).
Help My Bronzer Is Cat Poo
24 september 2024 |
39 min
William’s fame has reached new heights after being stopped multiple times on the way to the tube station… luckily, Jordan was on hand to act as his personal photographer. Meanwhile, Jordan gets called out for the true intentions behind his 'Bliss Hour,' and a G&Diva asks the big question: should you stop your friend from smearing cat poo on their face?
William’s Pranks, Waterloo and Wrong Lyrics
20 september 2024 |
24 min
Jordan comes armed with gifts to celebrate William becoming a Sunday Times Bestseller, for the second time! We get a sneak peek into William’s school days, featuring a prank call about agar jelly and a friend who somehow sounds even posher than Mr Hanson himself. And after the chaos of Waterloo-gate, we dive headfirst into your misheard lyrics.
Help I Fell Off My Cha Cha Chair
17 september 2024 |
38 min
William’s new Etiquettemology jingle is so groundbreaking it literally knocks Jordan off his chair. Once he’s back up, Jordan struggles through reading an excerpt from William’s book about gravy, convinced he’s the real-life inspiration for that saucy section. And the force is strong in a G&Diva’s dilemma involving a 'lightsaber' reveal gone wrong.
Strange Gifts, Sore Throats, and Slippery Slip-ups
13 september 2024 |
18 min
William is sounding a bit more sultry than usual after losing his voice, but to lift his spirits, the boys go through a list of the weird and wonderful gifts you’ve received over the years - suddenly, that lavatory brush doesn’t seem so bad. Jordan, ever the wise one, shares his tips on how to gracefully backpedal when you’ve well and truly put your foot in it. And to top it all off, they receive a lovely, wholesome letter from a G&Diva.
Help I Flashed My Flaps
10 september 2024 |
39 min
The boys are back from their “relaxing” and eventful holidays. William narrowly escaped a hotel fire, while Jordan’s dodgy Ibiza taxi ride left him questioning his life choices. Safe to say, they could both use a bliss hour. But the drama doesn’t end there, as they tackle your dilemmas, including a swimsuit malfunction that revealed a little too much and a Vaseline mix-up that left a sour taste.
Mischief, Musicals and Matching Mutts
6 september 2024 |
28 min
William and Jordan dive into your mischievous school stories, taking them back to the days of stink bombs - or, in William’s case, agar jelly prank calls. The boys have also received some very creative (and slightly questionable) Clone-A-Willy Wonka artwork, and discover they’ve reached new heights of fame with a pair of canine doppelgängers.
Help I Sexted My Secret Mum Club
5 september 2024 |
42 min
The boys team up with Sophiena and Emma from the Secret Mum Club, and things get unhinged. William and Jordan get a crash course in the wild world of parenthood, discovering more about bodily functions than they ever bargained for. William nearly faints after hearing about a listener’s milk explosion, plus, a G&Diva starts a debate on whether you can stay friends with an ex.
Help It’s William’s Birthday!
3 september 2024 |
47 min
It’s William’s birthday! And he’s in for a little surprise from his nearest and dearest. Meanwhile, Jordan’s having a bit too much fun with a cheeky set of crochet dolls gifted by a G&Diva. Plus, the boys get a gentle nudge about their millennial quirks from the team’s resident Gen Zer.
Passive Aggressive Texts, Podcast Connections, and Precarious Oil
30 augusti 2024 |
18 min
William’s Passive Aggressive Text of the Week is back, and it’s as gloriously snarky as ever. Jordan’s olive oil collection sparks the burning question: can you really use olive oil as lube? And to top it all off, there’s a budding podcast romance on the horizon!
Help I’ve Got A Mole In My Freezer
27 augusti 2024 |
41 min
The boys gear up for their holidays, but not before William starts making some minor changes to his funeral plans— roping Jordan into planning his along the way. William also shares how he’s been helping friends through breakups with a little help from Delia Smith. And the boys try to help a G&Diva storing moles in their freezer.
School Days, Soft Play and Sparkling Drinks
23 augusti 2024 |
26 min
Jordan and William take a trip down memory lane as they reminisce about their school days. Plus, William continues to be disgusted by G&Diva mixing still and sparkling water and Jordan gets very excited about a Sexted trip to Soft Play.
Help I'm Sniffing My Underwear
20 augusti 2024 |
43 min
William and Jordan go on quite the journey in this episode. They start with theatrical chat about Shakespeare and end with someone having spunk on their t-shirt! Along the way, Jordan shares his gym technique, there's more from Hanson Incorporated and together they discuss if it's okay to sniff your underwear to check it's clean.
Clone-A-Willy Wonka, Chocolate Biscuits and Comedy Door Hangers
16 augusti 2024 |
19 min
Jordan's had a flash of inspiration for the next tour, and William's strong thoughts on comedy hotel door hangers are softened by a lovely gift from a G&Diva. Plus, where would the boys like to record an episode of the podcast and is it okay to dunk bourbons in orange juice?
Help I Stumbled Into The Girls Bathroom
15 augusti 2024 |
51 min
Help, William and Jordan have entered The Girls Bathroom! In this special Sexted And Friends collab, life-long besties Sophia and Cinzia join us for a podcast mashup and chat about returning engagement rings, flirty phone messages and unexpected poolside arousal.
Help He Heard Our Naughty Nickname
13 augusti 2024 |
43 min
Bare feet on tables, a spoiled proposal and a mother finding a bottle she really shouldn’t have are just some of your dilemmas in this week’s episode. William is forcing Jordan to address the rumours surrounding his Christmas schedule and Jordan’s got a new nickname for William.
Jordans Scribbles, Stinky Pits, and Betty Swallocks
9 augusti 2024 |
18 min
We finally get an answer to the age-old question: What is Jordan doodling when William’s talking? The boys hear about an underground deodorant black market opening up in a G&Diva’s home and William has received a very flattering drawing of Campman that’s got us all hot under the collar.
Help I Picked Up A Tato With My Tots
6 augusti 2024 |
47 min
Jordan bares it all - literally - after a listener shares a toe-tally bizarre story about their brother's new girlfriend picking up a roast potato with her foot. William gives us the inside scoop on his upcoming tour, "Solitary Refinement". Plus, Jordan faces the music after getting told off by Wendy and has a prepared statement to read out.
Chocolate Straws, Confrontational Accents, and Chafing Chefs
2 augusti 2024 |
22 min
Jordan’s testing his sucking prowess as he experiments with the KitKat straw method. The boys dive into roleplaying awkward conversations with some familiar voices and we discover why chefs might be in need of a good talc dusting.
Help William Vetoed The Episode Title
30 juli 2024 |
42 min
There are a few hairy dilemmas this week with one G&Diva being caught blowdrying their bush and another witnessing a bear (golden) showering in the wild. William declares he’s now embracing the “Brat Summer”. Plus, Grandma Glennis and her boyfriend Nigel are visiting, and she’s got a particular drink request.
Sports Days, Spirits and Soggy Biscuits
26 juli 2024 |
20 min
William fondly recounts his Hanson Family Sports Day as the G&Divas suggest a few activities for a Sexted alternative. Jordan realises his relatives are visiting him from beyond the grave, and we hear about a new way to dunk your biscuits.
Help My Grandparents Are Nudists
23 juli 2024 |
45 min
The boys hear about the dangers of rummaging through your Grandparents’ belongings and lend a hand to a G&Diva dealing with some gassy bedroom tendencies. William corrects his etymology faux pas around the Club Sandwich and Jordan shares his latest TV binge-watching adventures.
Book Club, Blowing Kisses and Ball Questions
19 juli 2024 |
25 min
Jordan shares his holiday reads in the Sexted book club, William's throwing insults and we get to know the boys through their most used emojis.
Help Producer Ben Is Engaged
16 juli 2024 |
42 min
The Sexted wedding bells are soon to be ringing again and this time it’s for Ben and Cat! (Congrats guuuuys) Jordan’s been rubbed up by a Greek Bear, whilst William has been enjoying playing with balls at Wimbledon.
Sporting Fixtures, The Sleeping Forecast and Summer Neckerchiefs
12 juli 2024 |
24 min
This week William has been busy keeping up with the football and tennis (no, we’re not in an alternate universe), whilst Jordan has been gathering compliments on his summer of neckerchiefs. Plus we hear how many of you actually iron your bedsheets, and let’s just say William is far from impressed.
Help I Stole A Dead Dog
9 juli 2024 |
31 min
Things are getting morbid in the studio this week as we hear about the deathly consequences of stealing other people’s luggage on a train. William is less than impressed with chummy hotel door signs and Jordan needs help finding the right hat for a very fancy affair.
Daily Luxuries, DuckTales and Dame Julie Andrews
5 juli 2024 |
18 min
With Jordan going on about his Bliss Hour, William has decided to build his own Luxury Hour based on your delightful suggestions. The boys are whisked back to their childhood as they reminisce about classic children's TV theme songs, and a G&Diva shares their connection with William's musical idol, Dame Julie Andrews!
Help I’ve Offended A Nun
2 juli 2024 |
43 min
There’s nothing holier than Sexted this week. Nun’s the word in the Jolly Joke and a surprising harp-related dilemma. Jordan remembers a shock encounter with a US President and reveals all about his latest cheeky purchase, whilst William shares his pre and post-holiday packing routine.
Chloronics, Clit Bang and Chester Drawers
28 juni 2024 |
18 min
Jordan’s fuddling up his mucking words again… But he’s not the only one, lots of G&Divas have been in touch with the words and phrases they’ve mixed up. Plus the boys hear about a Yorkshire themed pub on the other side of the world with a questionable use of pineapple.
Sexted And Friends: Keeping Up Appearances
27 juni 2024 |
53 min
It's another Sexted And Friends special, with our very own William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith for their luxury podcast about the British sitcom, Keeping Up Appearances. Get your Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles ready whilst the gentlemen discuss the episode 'Hyacinth Is Alarmed'.
Help I’m A Doggy In Disguise
25 juni 2024 |
41 min
Fetishes don’t easily phase the boys but this one takes the (doggy) biscuit, as one listener asks for advice on how to keep their puppy lifestyle under wraps. William shares his true feelings towards gin balloons, and Jordan shows off his sandwich geography knowledge.
Colouring Books, Classy Clinking and Childhood Catastrophes
21 juni 2024 |
20 min
The boys want to see your artistic creations after a very talented G&Diva sent in their Sexted colouring book! William’s schoolboy hair error has inspired many of you to send in your worst childhood mishaps and a clinking etiquette question has him stumped.
Help You Gave Me The Thumb
18 juni 2024 |
38 min
He may be the queen of sarcastic comebacks, but in this episode William questions whether receiving a thumbs up emoji is an innocent response or just a sarky jibe. Meanwhile, Jordan gets some shocking news after cancelling an appointment. There’s a duvet debate in the studio after one G&Diva tackles their partner’s hygiene standards, and the boys ponder the etiquette around two mugs, one teabag.
Births, Burials and Brisk Searches
14 juni 2024 |
13 min
Lots of G&Divas have been in touch to tell us about the weird and wonderful places they’ve listened to the podcast, and some of them are rather unexpected. Plus, a follow-up from an estate agent on what happens to murder houses!
Help I’m Fel Ching
11 juni 2024 |
36 min
You’d think we’d be experts at understanding sexual terminology by now (#notasexpodcast), but it turns out someone is letting the team down. Away from the disappointment, William has news about his brush with the law, and Jordan brings us a Wendy and Graham update.
Platform Potato Peelers, Puppy Love, and Podcast Babies
7 juni 2024 |
14 min
William and Jordan helping a G&Diva through active childbirth wasn’t on the Sexted bingo card for 2024, but here we are. Between the heavy breathing and pushing, the boys discuss secret signals we give our partners, family funeral plants and one Wendy’s woe at a train station.
Help I Hate Your Speaker
4 juni 2024 |
37 min
There are two very different vibes in the studio this week, William’s expelling his rage towards speakerphone users, whilst Jordan calmly fills us in on his daily Bliss Hour. Helping them find a middle ground are your dilemmas including one from a G&Diva who, like William, has a run-in with airport security.
Saturday Morning, Sitges and Swears
31 maj 2024 |
21 min
The boys are back in the studio and Jordan’s already jet-setting away! But before he jumps on a plane some quintessentially British insults need reviewing, William has a few tour notes and there’s a picky tea war brewing.
Sexted And Friends: William On Mummy's Boy With Arthur Hill
23 maj 2024 |
56 min
It's a special Sexted And Friends as William joins Arthur Hill on his podcast Mummy's Boy. Hear all about the origins of soggy biscuit and his reaction to the public's comments on his TikTok videos.
Help We’ve Been On Tour
21 maj 2024 |
22 min
It's the end of the first leg of the Help I Sexted My Boss Tour. William and Jordan are in Bristol and they recap some of their favourite moments from the tour so far, as well as some of their dilemma highlights.
Tour Diaries: Day 10 at the Bristol Beacon
19 maj 2024 |
12 min
It's day ten of the Help I Sexted My Boss live tour! William and Jordan are on their way to Bristol for their final show of this leg of the tour at the Bristol Beacon. The boys discuss last nights show in Birmingham and how they got mobbed by Take That fans and Jordan reflects on the aftermath of his colonic.
Tour Diaries: Day 9 at Birmingham Symphony Hall
18 maj 2024 |
13 min
It's day nine of the Help I Sexted My Boss live tour! William has a very special treat for Jordan, as he is about lose his colonic virginity. Hopefully he doesn't have any accidents on stage tonight at the Birmingham Symphony Hall.
Tour Diaries: Day 8 at Manchester O2 Apollo
17 maj 2024 |
13 min
It's day eight of the Help I Sexted My Boss live tour! William and Jordan are reunited back in Manchester for a second night at the 02 Apollo. They reminisce their favourite dilemmas from the second night at the Apollo, where a few tears were shed. Speaking of, Jordan is feeling the pressure ahead of his colonic appointment tomorrow.
Tour Diaries: Day 7 after The Palladium
16 maj 2024 |
1 min
It's day seven of the Help I Sexted My Boss live tour! After a second night performing at the London Palladium, William and Jordan are taking a well-deserved day off, so Executive Producer Ben has the microphone all to himself for a little message to our incredible G&Divas.
Tour Diaries: Day 6 at the London Palladium
15 maj 2024 |
10 min
It's day six of the Help I Sexted My Boss live tour! William and Jordan are back for a second night at the iconic London Palladium. Last nights show was enjoyed by thousands in cinemas across the UK, apart from an elderly couple who walked into the wrong screen...
Tour Diaries: Day 5 at the London Palladium
14 maj 2024 |
13 min
It's day five of the Help I Sexted My Boss Live tour! William and Jordan are getting emotional as they never dreamt that one day they would be performing at an iconic venue such as the London Palladium. Tonight is the first of two, but what makes tonight even more special is that it will also be streamed to 400 cinemas across the UK, Germany and The Netherlands. William and Jordan answer some of your questions backstage on the tour so far.
Tour Diaries: Day 4 Tour Dilemmas Special
13 maj 2024 |
17 min
It's day four of the Help I Sexted My Boss Live tour! William and Jordan discuss some of their favourite dilemmas from the first weekend of Help I Sexted My Boss Live. Jordan is feeling a little ropey, but after a couple of pints in the Newcastle sun and a new t shirt for William, the boys are ready to share all their usual 'helpful' advice.
Tour Diaries: Day 3 at the Tyne Theatre & Opera House in Newcastle
12 maj 2024 |
14 min
It's day three of the Help I Sexted My Boss Live tour! Jordan is feeling under the weather after deciding to down a glass of Buckfast on stage last night at the 02 Academy in Glasgow. William had a film crew following him around, which led to the boys first minor argument, but all was resolved ahead of the show. As expected, the Glasgow crowd were on fire! Today they are on the road heading to the Newcastle Tyne Theatre and Opera House ahead of tonights show.
Tour Diaries: Day 2 at the O2 Academy Glasgow
11 maj 2024 |
12 min
It's day two of the Help I Sexted My Boss Live tour! William and Jordan have mounted 'Priscilla' the tour fun bus and are on their way to Glasgow. They discuss opening night in Manchester yesterday and William's experience meeting even more of the North family clan. Whilst recording they enter Scotland ahead of the second night of the tour at the 02 Apollo Glasgow.
Tour Diaries: Day 1 at the O2 Apollo Manchester
10 maj 2024 |
20 min
It's finally day one of the Help I Sexted My Boss Live tour! William and Jordan are backstage at the O2 Apollo Theatre in Manchester discussing their excitement and nerves ahead of tonight's show. The costumes have arrived and they are (nervously) preparing for their biggest live audience yet.
Welcome To Help I Sexted My Boss
9 maj 2024 |
12 min
Help I Sexted My Boss is the podcast that helps you navigate the everyday challenges of modern life, and here William and Jordan share all you need to know about what makes Sexted Sexted. From the in jokes that pop up every week, to the characters that Jordan ends up doing an impression of every week, this special episode will bring you up to speed on all you need to know about your new favourite show.
Help We’re Edging Towards The Tour
7 maj 2024 |
43 min
It’s tour week! And in preparation the boys have a few theatre and cinema dilemmas. William is digging into Jordan’s medical history before his colonic, and we round off the episode with a question about Clone-A-Willy etiquette.
Lies, Lies and More Lies
3 maj 2024 |
18 min
It's very tense in the studio and it's all Producer Ben's fault. He came back from his sabbatical and shared lots of stories... but has he been telling the truth? Is there something he's not telling us? Well, it's time to find out.
Help I Sharted In Peru
30 april 2024 |
41 min
There's a lot of excitement in the studio this week! We’re celebrating a Sexted wedding, William has been sprinkling and sparkling (not spunking) at Disneyland, and Jordan has been enjoying freebies in the sky. On a less exciting note, there’s a certain monotone Executive Producer back from his travels.
Car Calendars, Colonics and TV Curses
26 april 2024 |
17 min
The tour countdown is on! But it seems that Jordan is missing one key piece of information. One G&Diva has been in touch with a cautionary tale about connecting your phone to your car and William has a dark update about Jordan's colonic.
Help I'm Going Innuendo Free
23 april 2024 |
40 min
In this episode, William faces one of the hardest challenges of his life. He can't say a single innuendo for the entire episode! To make the task extra difficult, we have dilemmas involving stiff socks and nudity. Plus, Jordan's on the turbo wine, so anything could happen!
Tiramisu, Classical Tunes and Hot Tub Twinks
19 april 2024 |
11 min
Jordan’s colonic date is fast approaching, and it looks like his G&D levels will be critically low on tour because of it! A few folks have been in touch with their take on the hot tub debate, and a famous G&Diva has offered the boys a sweet treat.
Sexted And Friends: RedHanded
18 april 2024 |
56 min
William and Jordan welcome Hannah and Suruthi into the Sexted studio for a RedHanded special episode. Hear all about the Twin Flames Universe before the boys share dilemmas on leaving WhatsApp groups and chatting sex with your parents!
Help I Knocked Out My Driving Instructor
16 april 2024 |
39 min
Despite Jordan's new early starts, he's enjoying a G&D and chatting about being totally over stag dos after his weekend in (surprise, surprise) Benidorm. Plus, William's been successfully decorated and is vowing to do no innuendos on next week's episode. The boys also answer dilemmas about masked neighbours and knocking out a driving instructor.
Slurping, Singing and Sprinkling
12 april 2024 |
12 min
After lots of G&Divas messaged about coming to see Sexted on the big screen, William recounts a traumatic cinema faux pas from his student days. The lads go through some of your first song purchases and the podcast has started to seep into nurseries!
Help This D Tastes Funny
9 april 2024 |
49 min
There’s finally some international D in the studio (courtesy of Chairman Emeritus Stuart), and the boys are quick to wrap their lips around it. But things quickly turn sour as there seems to be some TikTok tension. Fortunately your dilemmas are here to bring them back together as they ponder great questions like, what to do when your parents announce they’re on OnlyFans?
Wildlife, Wardrobes and William's Register
5 april 2024 |
14 min
Everyone's in prep mode for the big tour with William planning his glamorous stage outfit and Jordan still toying with the idea of telling us the infamous Guinness joke. The boys also hear from G&Divas with their own frozen animal stories, and they’re a hoot (pun intended). Plus, mascot memories are confirmed!
Help We’re Hitting The Big Screen
2 april 2024 |
44 min
There’s big news on this episode of Sexted, as William and Jordan announce that the Sexted tour will be broadcast live into cinemas! Plus, the boys battle through their ailments to give advice on eating with chopsticks, rogue pants and what to do when you soil yourself in public.
Chocolate, Confirmation and Charles Dickens
29 mars 2024 |
21 min
William and Jordan are celebrating Easter by sharing lots of responses and follow ups to your problems and dilemmas, including chat about transcriptions and a misunderstood lyric. Plus, there’s a spectacular rant about people who work in public relations and an invitation to enjoy Poppins Down Under.
Help It’s Our 6th Birthday Special
26 mars 2024 |
32 min
Happy birthday to Sexted! William and Jordan are celebrating by turning back time with some retro problems and dilemmas. But has their advice changed over the years? Plus, the boys talk Deep Heat, hanging around the home of a stranger in their dressing gown and eating eggs in the office.
Sauces, Socks and Solo Shows
22 mars 2024 |
14 min
William talks about his brand new book and tour, and Jordan’s relieved to hear some flaccid news about a dilemma from a few weeks ago. Plus, a followup on banana ketchup leads to some saucy chat and a G&Diva has a complaint about a certain laundry habit.
Help My Boyfriend Just Sprinkled And Sparkled
19 mars 2024 |
43 min
There’s big news on this episode of Sexted, as Jordan reveals he uses moist toilet tissue and William shares the first song he ever purchased for his iPod. The boys also chat about chocolate in the office, botox and what to do if you let yourself into a house you no longer live in. Plus, a G&Diva gets in touch about some unexpected words that were said in the bedroom!
Photoshopping, Pesetas and Saint Patrick's Day
15 mars 2024 |
23 min
William shares his opinion on this week's news from the Royal Family, Jordan's on a mission to name as many people from Bradford as possible and the boys find some missing post in Producer Ben's box. Plus, there's chat about doing the Guinness joke on tour and the divisive topic of balling socks.
Help I’m On Anal Leave
12 mars 2024 |
49 min
Fresh from the BRITs, Jordan’s showing off his brand new look featuring eyewear and neckwear, and William’s got a present that’ll stop the studio getting smashed up. Plus the boys chat about the worst typo ever, rooftop escapes and famous people from Bradford.
Sidekicks, Snail Forks and Smashing Glass
8 mars 2024 |
13 min
Jordan’s been smashing up the studio, there’s more chat about Campman’s sidekicks and it turns out still and sparkling water is a thing! Plus, William’s sharing his knowledge of forks and there’s more appreciation for Franco’s in Longridge.
Help I’ve Been Banged Up
5 mars 2024 |
45 min
Someone from team Sexted has been in trouble with the law, but who on earth could it be? All is revealed plus the answers to your dilemmas on how to tell your neighbours it’s time to take down the Christmas decorations, and how to overcome the inevitable trauma of accidentally smelling the wrong knickers.
Cleaning, Coffee, and Jack Callaghan
1 mars 2024 |
28 min
The boys invite luxury guest and cleaning influencer Jack Callaghan (@jack.designs) to help answer your cleaning related dilemmas including how often you should change your bedsheets, which cleaning product rules above them all, and what a ‘Sunday reset’ is?
Help I’m A Spunk Specialist
27 februari 2024 |
44 min
After Jordan updates us on his new water routine and reveals the origin of an alleged naughty picture spotted on his phone, the boys get to work helping with your dilemmas regarding shaving at the office and how to tell people about your job involves handling semen.
Curls, Call-outs and Capital
23 februari 2024 |
21 min
William and Jordan reflect on some BIG news, discuss the correct way to eat a Pot Noodle, and hear a saucy revelation about witches.
Help There’s A Tissue Issue
20 februari 2024 |
49 min
There’s a rather large elephant in the room… Something that all of you G&Diva’s have been begging to know more about… It’s finally time for William to reveal his ironing setup! The boys are also on hand to help with all your dilemmas such as serving traditional food with a twist, queueing etiquette, and an unbelievable story regarding a tissue.
Marathons, Made Up Names and Menthol Illness
16 februari 2024 |
14 min
Ever wondered what the collective noun is for a group of G&Divas? Or why you shouldn’t name your pet ‘Gooch’? All is revealed alongside one of the top ten marathon training aids in the world.
Help It's The Valentines Special
13 februari 2024 |
42 min
Bad jokes, bad impressions, and a message from Producer Ben - this episode is full of nasty surprises! After the boys debrief on Valentines/Jordan’s birthday plans they turn to your dating dilemmas regarding how to politely end a date and dealing with people who ‘lick’.
Country Tunes, Colonics and Choking
9 februari 2024 |
17 min
William tests Jordans knowledge of country music and the boys catch up on your correspondence regarding colonic etiquette and shower beers.
Help There’s Sparkle On My Stomach
6 februari 2024 |
43 min
After a cape/cloak update from William leads to a rather unique superhero catchphrase being coined by our Jordan, the boys turn to your dilemmas on feeding dogs in a cafe, dealing with round dodgers, and what to do when you’ve double booked yourself on the night of the Sexted live tour.
Drinks, DJs and Dixon Dallas
2 februari 2024 |
15 min
Jordan’s full of beans after getting so many compliments on his glowing skin! While William’s been broadening his repertoire with some fart jokes. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence regarding country music and awkward sexual encounters involving piercings.
Help I’ve Had A Sloppy Sunday
30 januari 2024 |
31 min
After the boys debrief on a wholesome weekend away featuring William’s horrendous snoring and a very hangry Jordan, they turn their attention to your dilemmas on how to politely say no and discuss how to NEVER eat a Pringle.
Gaysons, Prinks and Chris Moyles
26 januari 2024 |
18 min
William's got a face like a smacked arse - and it’s not because he’s just found out what Jordan’s been doing in the shower all these years! There’s also some controversial correspondence to catch up on involving Freemasons, sex smells, and the differences between gooch and taint.
Help There’s A Dildo In The Loft
23 januari 2024 |
39 min
The boys take a fascinating deep dive into the inner workings of their minds as we get a blow by blow account of William's recent colonic and Jordan lists which food goes best with eggs (spoiler alert: all food). They then turn to helping you with your dilemmas regarding how to deal with people who don’t cover their mouths when they cough and finding ancient dildos.
Camilla Long, Burritos and First Footings
19 januari 2024 |
16 min
William Hanson digs out a cutting column piece written about him in a national newspaper while Jordan scores a personal victory over a classic northern saying. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence and discover whether any G&Diva’s share Jordan’s knack at being able to ‘smell sex’.
Help He’s Stuck On My Piercing
16 januari 2024 |
40 min
After a night out on the town leads to Jordan trying out something new for the very first time the boys have a lot to catch up on. There’s also talk of dartboards, country music, and William’s shock at discovering Mikey’s been acting fishy in his absence. When all that’s cleared up they get to helping with your dilemmas on how to deal with rude people in public and whether it’s ever OK to ask if someone’s had cosmetic surgery?
Condoms, Impressions and Incest Sticks
12 januari 2024 |
16 min
As we head into the ‘most boring weekend of the year’ the boys have a delightful selection of correspondence to catch up on concerning royal-on-royal greeting etiquette, Sexted Panto reviews, and the origins of Jordan’s impression of Mikey.
Help I’m Still Balls Deep
9 januari 2024 |
50 min
A new year means a time of new beginnings. Producer Ben is on his travels, and is now barely a memory in William and Jordan’s mind. What is on their minds however is cheese, William’s personal stationery supplier, and a ‘Sausage Surprise’ from Jordan’s New Years Eve house party (some things never change). Ever present as always are your dilemmas and the boys take no time in tackling issues like what to do when your neighbour spots you naked through the window and whether you should stop fornicating when your partner's father catches you in the act.
The Sexted Awards 2023
25 december 2023 |
19 min
Join William and Jordan as they listen back and celebrate the very best moments from the podcast in 2023 (Producer Ben leaving isn't one of them). Categories include 'Best Jolly Joke', 'Best Etiquettimology Of The Year', and the coveted 'Dilemma Of The Year'!
Sexted The Panto: Journey to Jordan North’s Pole
22 december 2023 |
20 min
For the first (and quite possibly last) time Help I Sexted My Boss presents the pantomime that nobody has been waiting for featuring all your favourite characters from the Sexted universe.
Help He Wants Me To Inspect His Bumhole
19 december 2023 |
45 min
You know that feeling when you really, really like someone and the only way you know how to show it is to constantly tease and be mean to them? Enter: William, Jordan and Producer Ben. It’s PB’s last ever episode (for now) and the boys don’t quite know whether to laugh or cry… But when the tears have all dried up they still manage to pull themselves together to answer your dilemmas on whether it’s ever okay to eat the garnishes on a cocktail and how to tell your dad the dog ate his condoms.
Canapes, Creme Frackay and New Year's Eve
15 december 2023 |
22 min
Plans for New Year's Eve at Jordan’s are well underfoot but the boys have some slightly differing opinions on the pronunciation of ‘canapés’. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence involving dropping the ‘L-Bomb’ and finding G&Divas in strange places.
Help I’ve Got No Rizz
12 december 2023 |
42 min
Things get pretty tense in the Sexted studio when William reveals his schedule for attending PB’s birthday party. Luckily Jordan's got some tales from back home to lighten the mood regarding candles and the ‘CrossFit curse’. Everyone is soon back to being best friends again and ready to tackle your dilemmas on helping older family members sign up to internet dating and whether it’s ever morally right to pretend to be your identical twin.
So Long, Farewell…
8 december 2023 |
22 min
It's been a very positive year for Help I Sexted My Boss, so it's probably about time we hit you with a sucker punch. Before that, the BookTok community has some words of wisdom for William's and Jordan's spines and some shocking revelations from our recent book 'events'.
Help It’s Down My Urethra Franklin
5 december 2023 |
46 min
Today the boys have some serious complaints to get off their chests. Jordan’s got issues with his Wrapmaster (have I changed?) and William is NOT happy with the standard of Christmas decor in the Sexted studio. Once Producer Ben has filed them away for processing they can finally get to your dilemmas on whether it’s ever ok to take extra food from a communal buffet and what to do when you’re getting cold feet about your upcoming wedding...
Weekend Release: Common List, Welsh Towns and EPB's Ring
1 december 2023 |
22 min
After the release of Nicky Haslam's common list, William and Jordan to work out what's common and what's not. There's also some Welsh and German pronunciation correction and some further reaction to EPB's ring.
Help We've Got Some News To Share
28 november 2023 |
42 min
The boys have a VERY big announcement to share (no, it’s not another book) and get to open some lovely gifts from a wonderful G&Diva! There’s also the customary advice regarding your dilemmas on how to tell your friend it’s too soon to move in with their new squeeze and if it’s ever ok to bring a cardboard cut-out of a deceased relative to a wedding. You couldn't make that up!
Weekend Release: Jordan's Showreel, Full Moons and AV Adam
24 november 2023 |
25 min
We’ve got a blast from the past this week, with Jordan’s old showreel finally seeing the light of day after 10 years. Let’s just say it received a mixed reception… We also hear back from our mooning G&Diva, and William’s been given a recommendation from a listener who really loves his best mate.
Help I've Kegged Myself
21 november 2023 |
38 min
Jordan is sporting a golden tan as he returns to the studio jet-lagged from his holiday to Skegness. Meanwhile, William has been having fun with "Cardboardan North" and Mikey's wondering where they'll be interred. Plus there are dilemmas about hanging around after paying the bill, whether you need to be good looking to get a job on the river and how to deal with a boss who's seen you "keg yourself".
Weekend Release: Peas, Condiments and Doppelgangers
17 november 2023 |
25 min
An impromptu recording leads to some interesting revelations about Jordan’s neighbour's ‘squeaky bed’. Meanwhile William has been going viral all over again with some pea-related content. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence regarding favourite condiments, alternative names for streaming services, and learn that William has a TikTok Doppelganger…
Help I’m Non-Mahogany
14 november 2023 |
43 min
There’s a lot to celebrate in the Sexted studios, and things are getting very sloshy (especially William Hanson). But after having their fill of cake and G&D, the boys turn their attention to your dilemmas on how to check if your friend is in an open relationship, and enforcing proper holiday etiquette on badly behaving tourists.
Weekend Release: Books, Quirks and Spine Breakers
10 november 2023 |
19 min
William Hanson and Jordan North are officially authors!... Well, William Hanson has already published a number of books… but Jordan North is now officially an author as well! To celebrate, the boys delve into the pages of their new book and answer some quick fire questions from the G&Diva’s.
Help She's Touching My Thermostat
7 november 2023 |
46 min
After discovering William’s got more followers than he does and with a to-do list longer than his dressing gown belt, Jordan's in desperate need of a holiday (destination: Skegness). But he’s not the only one with problems as the boys tackle your dilemmas on lending books to friends, disagreements on heating requirements with housemates, and deciding when’s the right time to drop the L bomb.
Weekend Release: Stubble, Ghosts and a Blonde Roast
3 november 2023 |
22 min
It’s been days since the traumatic events of Halloween and Jordan’s stubble is still leaving a mark on William’s chin. The spookiness hasn’t finished though as the boys receive some correspondence on using smells to identify ghosts and which Star Wars characters they would be.
Help We've Swapped Places
31 oktober 2023 |
48 min
Join the boys for a disturbingly spooky (and not at all luxury) peek into the ‘upside down’ of the Sexted universe as they attempt to help with your dilemmas on noisy neighbours, toast thieves on holiday, and what to do when your partner’s bogey finds its way on to your lip.
Weekend Release: Massages, Straws and Douchebags
27 oktober 2023 |
15 min
Ever wondered what William and Jordan’s preferred style of massage is? Ever pondered which flavour of french fancy is their favourite? Or maybe you’re just curious as to what they’ll be dressing up as for Halloween this year? Answers and clues to these questions can only be found in today's Weekend Release!
Help There's A Spaniel's Ear In The Pool
24 oktober 2023 |
47 min
After a visit to a book-printing factory leads Team Sexted rediscovering just how much of a morning person Jordan North really is, the boys also find out they have some very different opinions on Earl Grey tea, European holiday destinations and whether or not William uses too many innuendos. There’s also the not-so-small task of helping you with your dilemmas on whether it's ever ok to dress colourfully at a funeral, biscuit etiquette, and how to tell your nan her tit is hanging out.
Weekend Release: Yearbooks, Posh Sausage and Sore Wrists
20 oktober 2023 |
20 min
William and Jordan have come to the studio today with some very sore wrists (don’t be lewd) after signing thousands of signatures, and everyone’s generally feeling a little hot under the collar after the 90s AI yearbook photos went online. The boys also reply to your correspondence concerning dealing with dogs pooping in your garden and a top tip on how to deal with forgetting the name of the person you're dating.
Help I Don’t Know Where To Look
17 oktober 2023 |
37 min
Things are off to a chaotic start in the Sexted studio. PB’s stomping around after stubbing his toe, William’s already planning his birthday (it’s months away) and Jordan’s been up all night baking banana bread in a coffee fuelled frenzy! When the dust finally settles the boys turn to your dilemmas dealing with office mug etiquette and how to avoid your partner finding out you’ve skipped ahead on that series you’re ‘only meant to watch together'.
Weekend Release: Olives, Beer and Bloopers
13 oktober 2023 |
18 min
In this weekend’s release we get a peek behind the curtain to hear some exclusive outtakes from the incoming book, an olive eating etiquette lesson from William Hanson, and some much-needed confirmation about the pronunciation of a certain beer.
Help I'm Stuck To The Fridge
10 oktober 2023 |
45 min
After reviewing Jordan's morning routine and taking on board the latest instructions from the podcast’s Chairman Emeritus, William reveals a traumatic interrogation regarding wet trainers. The boys also tackle your dilemmas on questionable team bonding exercises and discuss a very personal tale involving magnets.
Weekend Release: A Flashback, a Diary and a Waffle Top
6 oktober 2023 |
18 min
The boys take a trip back in time for a peer into the enigmatic mind of William Hanson through his diary entries, circa 2018. There’s also a bulging sack in the studio that’s in desperate need of attention, full to the brim with gifts, tales of wedding drinks etiquette and shameful behaviour in the gym.
Help I've Got Chocolatey Fingers
3 oktober 2023 |
47 min
It was the morning after the night before, and the night before was a curry at Jordan's after putting away his washing and before watching a special episode of Keeping Up Appearances. As if William and Jordan don't spend enough time together, they're also going on an accidental weekend away together. The dilemmas this week get the boys emotional, from the sadness of a break up to the anger of a G&Diva's surprising discovery and the joy of an actual etiquette question.
Weekend Release: A Priest, An Australian, And A Secret Shopper
29 september 2023 |
13 min
After some reflection on last week’s episode, the boys decide a little more focus is in order. They get straight to work in catching up on your correspondence involving secret shopper hacks, birthday poems, and listing out all the greatest things to come out of Australia (yes, Neighbours is on there).
Help That’s Not My Husband’s Bum
26 september 2023 |
40 min
*There are conversations about dieting and weight loss in the first half of the podcast, press play after 15 minutes if you’d prefer to avoid them.*
With Producer Ben pulling a sickie, the boys have been let loose to cause havoc in the studio unchallenged. Jordan’s furious with the latest VAR results for Burnley, and William is equally annoyed about the new toys Mikey’s bought for the bedroom (who said sleep apnoea can’t be sexy?). There’s also the small matter of helping with your dilemmas on whether you should be allowed to stay friends with your mate’s cheating ex, and how to get over the embarrassment of mistakenly groping your father-in-law's bottom.
Weekend Release: School Assembly Bangers
22 september 2023 |
21 min
Another weekend, another release, and this one unloads a whole mountain of gifts for the boys from all over the world! William and Jordan also catch up on your correspondence involving knives and forks, marriage proposals, and school assembly hymns. (WARNING: this episode contains moments of Jordan North singing.)
Help I Tasted My Father-In-Law
19 september 2023 |
34 min
After a lovely and thoughtful message from a dear G&Diva brings the boys close to tears, the conversation quickly returns to regular topics of conversation. What snacks should you buy for a train journey? How can you deal with manspreading? What's wrong with PB’s pubic hair? The list goes on. After that’s all sorted, the boys turn to helping with your dilemmas on how best to ask a friend to pay you back, whether it’s ok to say ‘bless you’ to a stranger, and a very dusty issue.
Weekend Release: Jane Boulton From Airline
15 september 2023 |
26 min
A very, very special guest slid in to the boys DM’s this week - it’s Jane Boulton from the hit show Airline! Not only was Jane an iconic figure manning the check-in desks at Luton airport during the 90’s, but she’s now become an icon all over again with her unsympathetic interactions with air passengers going viral on TikTok. Expect advice on whether you should clap when the plane lands, how to get free upgrades, and what to say when a passenger reveals a gimp mask from their hand luggage.
Help We Didn't Flinch At Felching
12 september 2023 |
34 min
William and Jordan are coming in hot in today’s episode with some strong opinions on software updates, bow ties, and stock cubes (Yes - you are still listening to the Help I Sexted My Boss podcast - don’t worry). Once they’ve got all that off of their chests and into your ears, normal business resumes as they offer advice on your dilemmas regarding whether you should use cutlery or hands to eat a burger, what to do when you find your sex toys in the kids' sandpit, and how to tell your partner their mother's nipples are exposed.
Weekend Release: Mystery Package
7 september 2023 |
17 min
Another weekend, another release, and this one starts with a mystery parcel that promises to give William and Jordan a rather firm package. Plus there’s plenty of correspondence to catch up on on topics such as AirBnb nightmares, pornos, and correcting Ed Sheeran's grammar.
Help I Know Him From A Porno
5 september 2023 |
51 min
There’s lots to celebrate in this week's episode. As well as the podcast hitting a very big social milestone, it’s also our William’s birthday! - and Jordan thinks he’s got the perfect gift (clue: it’s got a lovely rim). Plus the boys discuss being rude to neighbours, share some very insightful thoughts on croissants, and seek to help with your dilemmas on regifting presents to the person who bought you said gift, and how to tell a dear, dear friend you don’t want to watch his favourite 90s sitcom with him.
Weekend Release: Going Viral Down Under
1 september 2023 |
22 min
When Jordan said he needed to talk about something going viral down under, William started to fear the worst. Much to his delight it was all because the boys had been blowing up in Australia! - And PB’s got all the juicy details. Plus the boys catch up on some correspondence on dildos, massage horror stories, and getting banned from a restaurant after going for a poo.
Help I’ve Been Pinched By A Ghost
29 augusti 2023 |
42 min
After a hectic few weeks for the boys, the dust has finally settled and normal life has resumed. But while Jordan’s eager to slow things down and enjoy some cooler weather, things have been heating up for William as he’s been spotted getting a lap dance! All is revealed in today’s episode, along with answers to your dilemmas on what to do when you suspect you’re being haunted, and how do you afford the therapy that comes after realising you’ve drunk your stepmother's breast milk?
Weekend Release: Luxury Next Year?
25 augusti 2023 |
17 min
William and Jordan have landed back in London and have just enough time to have one final review of their time in Benidorm. Summing up this trip is almost impossible, and it's especially hard for William, but the boys give it a good go.
Help We're Live In Benidorm
22 augusti 2023 |
52 min
William and Jordan are live on stage in BENIDORM. Join them at the Why Not Bar as they perform to a plane full of G&Divas and half of Jordan's family. There are drinking games, there's Wendy North on stage answering the ultimate question, and there are plenty of tricky dilemmas for our boys to (sort of) find solutions for, including how to avoid revealing your ‘moose knuckle’.
Weekend Release: Oliday From Ell
18 augusti 2023 |
18 min
The boys have firmly touched down in Benidorm, and despite Grandma Glennis’ wise words, it seems that William is living his holiday nightmare. To help convince him otherwise, we asked you G&Divas to share your ACTUAL holiday nightmares to make William feel better… or at least we hope it does.
Help We've Entered Benidorm
15 augusti 2023 |
42 min
William and Jordan have landed in Benidorm! One of them is already hungover and one of them struggles to hide their horror for their local surroundings. There's more coffee chat, Jordan introduces William to his extended "Spanish" family and there are a string of sexually charged dilemmas.
Weekend Release: A Picky Tea... Cha Cha Cha
11 augusti 2023 |
17 min
The Diva España weekend is here! But before the boys jet off to sunny Benidorm they have a few pieces of correspondence to go through, starting with a letter about the age-old holiday staple... a sunlounger scrap. We also hear your thoughts on the "sexy" Coronation Street theme tune, having a cheeky sip of the holy water, and we've got a treat from our musical G&Diva Robbie!
Help I Opened My Mum's Shoebox
8 augusti 2023 |
50 min
Preparations for William and Jordan's trip to Benidorm are well under way as they (once again) argue over coffee. Listen out for dilemmas about humming in public, catching naughty business on camera and a final dilemma that's well worth the wait!
Weekend Release: Tits and Toast
4 augusti 2023 |
26 min
We've got a special guest on this Weekend Release, Robbie Taylor Hunt! He worked with William on the film 'Red, White, and Royal Blue' as the Intimacy Coordinator, and the boys (mostly Jordan) have many questions for him. From prosthetics to techniques, Robbie bares all in this special episode! Watch William and Robbie's handy work in 'Red, White and Royal Blue' from the 11th August.
Help I've Seen Your Member
1 augusti 2023 |
50 min
If it's not William and Jordan driving each other crazy, it's definitely driving EPB crazy as they spend half an hour talking about cars. But with three out of four dilemmas from 'anonymous' G&Divas, you know there's plenty to look forward to in the second half. If you have any complaints about the podcast, we'll be dealing with them in the same style as Airline's Jane Boulton, so you may want to keep them to yourself!
Weekend Release: The Dubonettes
28 juli 2023 |
17 min
Many of you got back to us on Instagram with your boy band name suggestions! So we thought it was only right that we share some of our faves in this week's Weekend Release. We've also had a message from a G&Diva who created a "sexy time" playlist for her best friend (yes, we questioned it too), so the boys go through the playlist... and let me tell you there are some strays in there. Plus there's more discussion on washing your new clothes and towels before use, and we've been sent a lovely poem!
Help I've Been Rear Ended
25 juli 2023 |
46 min
There's a bit of tension in the studio today, but the show must go on! It's the first recording since Jordan's return to the UK, so he tells us all about his fun adventures in Mijas, whilst William shares his unfortunate experience with a B&B. We hear dilemmas about a driving instructor with a foul stench in her car, a drunken interaction with a colleague, and a Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet) loving trucker's fender bender!
Sunday Spesh: Help My Specs Have Got Steamy
23 juli 2023 |
15 min
In this special bonus episode brought to you by Specsavers, William and Jordan talk all things glasses and contact lenses and clear up your glasses dilemmas.
Weekend Release: It's A Q&A Spesh!
21 juli 2023 |
16 min
We’ve got a special episode this week, instead of the regular correspondence, we have a Q&A with the boys! We’ve put together a bunch of your questions about the podcast, including ‘How long does it take to record an episode?’, ‘How did William and Jordan meet?’, and ‘How long will the podcast go on for?’.
Help My Dog Ate My Housemate's Dildo
18 juli 2023 |
43 min
Some role reversals are going on in this week's episode of Help I Sexted My Boss. Jordan’s been living the luxury life at Wimbledon and is about to receive an honorary fellowship, while poor William is getting corrected about the origins of corduroy and has even been worried about committing treason! Luckily, Producer Ben keeps things on the straight and narrow as they answer your dilemmas regarding re-matching on dating apps, using your partner's toothbrush, and getting your colleague fired after recognising their anonymous dick pic.
Weekend Release: The Pocketless Dressing Gown
14 juli 2023 |
21 min
William has a few handwritten letters that he is currently replying to with some brand-new stationery! Jordan tells us all about his busy weekend at various events, and we have your Instagram responses from our story asking you to finish the sentence "You know you're a G&Diva when...". Plus the boys chat to two more Diva Espana winners!
Help You're Being Demonstrative
11 juli 2023 |
40 min
After a difficult post-Glastonbury week for everyone, Jordan's ready for his 'mega weekend' and William's picking Jordan up on his latest excuses. There's also a Jordan lookalike who's been getting up to no good and Jordan questions whether William is good or bad.
Weekend Release: Lee-dow or Lie-dow?
7 juli 2023 |
17 min
With just over a month before Benidorm, Jordan has a couple of five-star reviews of Costa Blanca’s top attractions to try and put William’s mind at ease about the trip. Keeping up with the holiday spirit, we asked you to tell us your best swimming pool chat up lines and you did not disappoint! We also have a chat with another Diva Espana competition winner! To win a pair of tickets to Diva Espana, listen to the code in Tuesday's episode, fill out the form on sextedmyboss.com and you'll be in with a chance of coming to Benidorm with William and Jordan!
Diva Espana: Help My Father-In-Law Got Pumped
4 juli 2023 |
46 min
There are toasts flying around today after Jordan received some lovely news, and William's brother, James, is off to pastures new. There's also an elephant in the room in the form of Producer Ben's post-Glastonbury state... Talking of Glastonbury, Jordan tells all about his weekend at the festival, and we have dilemmas asking the boys what do you do when you have unannounced guests; when is the right time to meet your other half's parents; and how to deal with seeing your father-in-law in a compromising position.
Weekend Release: What Ever Happened To The Potato Peeler?
30 juni 2023 |
18 min
Jordan and Ben have just returned from Glastonbury and it's safe to say one is doing much better than the other. But we have something in store for two G&Diva's that's more exclusive than Glastonbury tickets... A place on the Diva Espana plane! William and Jordan chat with the lucky winners before getting into your correspondence about the etiquette of cancelled tour tickets, finding closure on the potato peeler saga, and dreaming about the sunny beaches of Benidorm.
Diva Espana: Help My Dad Lied About The Dog
27 juni 2023 |
40 min
G&Divas are being discovered all over the country at the moment. You wouldn’t know it, but they are the scriptwriters in Eastenders, the organisers of major festivals, and are even being found working in the grounds of Windsor Castle! And just like you, they cannot wait to find out how William and Jordan can help with your dilemmas on topics such as dealing with being your mates boss at work, how to chat someone up at the swimming baths, and what to do when your librarian finds X-rated content on your laptop.
Weekend Release: A Horny Haunting
23 juni 2023 |
16 min
The boys have good news for not one, but two lucky G&Divas who have won a place on the Diva España plane! Keeping our spirits high, Jordan gets validation from a listener about the Gay Ghost, William reads out correspondence about an embarrassing experience at the pharmacy, and we hear back about two previous dilemmas. To win a pair of tickets to Diva Espana, listen to the code in Tuesday's episode, fill out the form on sextedmyboss.com and you'll be in with a chance of coming to Benidorm with William and Jordan!
Diva Espana: Help They Won’t Pay Me Back
20 juni 2023 |
48 min
In today’s episode of Help I Sexted My Boss there are some questionable opinions on the prolificacy of hayfever in Europe from our Jordan, and William’s been getting schooled on punctuation by the DVLA of all places! But there’s no questioning their expertise in solving your dilemmas on topics such as how long is too long to ask for someone to pay you back, and how to tell your partner you’re not ready to poop in front of them.
Weekend Release: The First Diva Espana Winner!
16 juni 2023 |
16 min
We’ve got a very exciting announcement in today’s episode… The first Amazon Music Diva Espana winner! We’ve also received correspondence from a G&Diva living in Benidorm, someone in need of Jordan’s Invisalign tips, and a listener who is using an app to meet new friends! To win a pair of tickets to Diva Espana, listen to the code in Tuesday's episode, fill out the form on sextedmyboss.com and you'll be in with a chance of coming to Benidorm with William and Jordan!
Diva Espana: Help I Dusted Off Dusty
13 juni 2023 |
46 min
To win a pair of tickets to Diva Espana, listen to the code in this episode, fill out the form on sextedmyboss.com and you'll be in with a chance of coming to Benidorm with William and Jordan!
Have you ever wondered what the Spanish for ‘have I changed’ is? Or ever pondered on the French for ‘Wendy, can I borrow your potato peeler’? Well in today’s episode William and Jordan answer all your Sexted translation needs! They also help with your dilemmas on travelling the world solo, breaking bad news to children, and how to deal with accidents involving sex toys.
Weekend Release: The Toasted Tampon
9 juni 2023 |
15 min
Things get a bit heated in today's Weekend Release, from calling each other names, to a fiery follow-up from a G&Diva who just wants to keep the contents of their bin private. William recalls his experience working on a film set, and Jordan is truly horrified at a traumatic penis story... I think it might be time to put the penis chat away after his one.
Diva Espana: Help It's Your First Chance To Win
6 juni 2023 |
50 min
To win the first pair of tickets to Diva Espana, listen to the code in this episode, fill out the form on sextedmyboss.com and you'll be in with a chance on coming to Benidorm with William and Jordan! Elsewhere, ahead of the inaugural meeting of the AFLC (Air Fryers Lovers Club) later this week, the boys have got together to settle some particularly tricky dilemmas involving friends taking advantage of your hospitality, how to cope with being in position of authority at work when your the youngest staff member, and what you should do when a blind date goes COMPLETELY wrong.
The ultimate G&Diva summer holiday in Benidorm!
5 juni 2023 |
1 min
As part of the Help I Sexted My Boss 5th birthday celebrations, Jordan North is taking William Hanson on a long weekend of Sexted shenanigans in Benidorm, and, the best bit is… you can join in the fun! With the help of the newly-named Producer Benidorm, and thanks to Amazon Music we’re taking a load of lucky G&Divas on holiday to the Costa Blanca with travel and hotel accommodation sorted.
Weekend Release: The Yorkshire Pudding Millionaire
2 juni 2023 |
14 min
All of you G&Diva's have been going wild after this week's Diva España announcement! An excited Jordan and a sceptical William read out your initial reactions and questions about the trip, plus as an extra treat... we have a very special musical guest on the show!
Help He’s a Gummy Bear
30 maj 2023 |
46 min
After we hear Jordan worrying about the rise of AI and William having issues with the clientele of service stations, the boys reveal they have a BIG, BIG announcement to share with the G&Divas! There’s also the small matter of solving your dilemmas on family members looking through your bins and how to politely deny a visit from the toothless fairy.
Weekend Release: I’m A Widgie Man, Myself
26 maj 2023 |
10 min
The boys are in top form today, getting straight down to business with your correspondence. They kick off with your funny nicknames, some of which are more acceptable than others. We hear a heartfelt letter from a listener responding to a bridesmaid's dilemma, and a discussion about the best type of coffee quickly evolves into penis talk… again.
Help My Brother-In-Law's Coming On To Me
23 maj 2023 |
48 min
The boys have all been jet setting lately. Jordan’s been to Chicago, William’s been up the highlands and down again, and even Producer Ben has been allowed on holiday! (What happens in running club, stays in running club). But thankfully they’re all back to earth with a thud to answer your dilemmas on which biscuit to have with your tea, how to navigate speed dating in the age of dating apps, and how to tell your wife that her brother made a pass at you.
Weekend Release: Polla De Burro
19 maj 2023 |
16 min
Now that William, Jordan and Ben are back from their respective holidays, they can get on with reading your correspondence! Stephen has been in touch with an update on accidentally flashing his soon-to-be mother-in-law. Questions are raised about pineapple tattoos, and we hear what the boys have in their freezers.
Help I Saw My Boss’s Sex Tape
16 maj 2023 |
39 min
There’s a strange vibe in the studio today. Mysterious visitors, morbid topics of conversation, and the return of an awfully distracting noise! This doesn’t, and never will phase the consummate professionals that are William Hanson and Jordan North though, as they guide us through dilemmas involving finding explicit content on your boss's CD collection, how to say 'no' to being a bridesmaid, and (god forbid) what should you do when you nearly go down on your mother-in-law?!
Weekend Release: Shocked Into Dislocation
12 maj 2023 |
10 min
All of you VIG&Diva's will know that there's a poll in every Sexted newsletter, and for the first time ever... we have the results! We will finally find out if you are more William or more Jordan!
Also in the Weekend Release we hear from a listener who received a happy ending after following advice given by the boys, we have more Sexted injury stories, and there's a disturbance in the studio.
Help I Need To Delete My Vinted
9 maj 2023 |
43 min
On the back of yet another luxury bank holiday weekend, William reacts to the 'Corry B', Jordan compares his acting skills to those on the West End and the boys can't decide which children's television characters are actually evil. Meanwhile in the dilemmas there's a G&Diva who's known for making an entrance and another who needs to be more careful when showing their dentist pictures of their teeth.
William’s Surprise, Darling
5 maj 2023 |
38 min
Jordan and Ben have been keeping a secret from William and today the cat's out of the bag! It's a very special guest, the one and only Alex Polizzi, the Hotel Inspector! The boys chat with Alex about all things hotels, she brings her own dilemma to the boys, and William answers your Coronation questions.
Help My Pug's Got My Plug
2 maj 2023 |
42 min
It's one of those episodes where you're just going to have to wait right until the end to hear an all time classic listener dilemma. Before that there's an unexpected new entry for Jordan's diary, a faux pas by not just any British supermarket and a whole new category of song for the banger v whopper debate. And that's before three other superb dilemmas for William and Jordan to sort out.
Weekend Release: Doctor Jordan North
28 april 2023 |
16 min
William and Jordan have finished writing the book! Whilst it's fresh in their minds they answer your pressing book-related questions, Jordan receives a gift from his old student's union, and he drops a bombshell on us in the form of a letter from his University, and William reads out correspondence from a G&Diva with an update on accidentally sleeping with their bosses daughter!
Help I Got Frisky With The Grocer
25 april 2023 |
35 min
Lots of things are getting dropped in this week's episode. A poor G&Diva dropped a weight on their foot, William casually dropped the news that he’s got a new toy that’s sure to make Jordan jealous, and Producer Ben dropped a bombshell about his helmet! But as always the boys had time to drop some advice for those that need it, including how to get rid of your best friend after you’ve made them your roommate, and what to do when your partner says their ex’s name in their sleep.
Weekend Release: Erika's Foot
21 april 2023 |
15 min
You've probably heard of the phrase LMAO (Laugh My Arse Off), but have you heard of LSHIBMF (Laugh So Hard I Broke My Foot)? Fortunately for the vast majority of us, we will never experience this phrase. G & Diva Erika wasn't so lucky. In this week's Weekend Release you can hear what happened to Erika during one of her recent gym trips, learn some Australian phraseology and William comes bearing gifts for EPB and Jordan.
Help My Steven's Got A Big Willy
18 april 2023 |
42 min
After jet-setting across the globe, the boys are back on home soil with plenty to unpack (including Jordan's dancing shoes). There’s also the small matter of dealing with your dilemmas on introducing new friends, how to break up with your personal trainer, and what should you do when you accidentally flash your ‘love length’ to your mother-in-law.
Weekend Release: The Boys Are Back In Town
14 april 2023 |
15 min
After jet-setting across Asia and America, William and Jordan are back in the studio! They hear from a new listener whose dog helped them find the podcast, we find out how to order tap water at posh restaurants, and Jordan takes us through more words from his Northern Dictionary.
Help He’s Got A Donkey Cock
11 april 2023 |
44 min
Jordan is in a very funny mood this week (possibly from all the chocolate he's been eating) and it seems to be spreading. William has been wearing weird socks to the gym and even Mikey has been acting up by putting some very peculiar items in the fridge. The strangeness doesn’t end there though as we hear your dilemmas on being asked to pay upfront for your friends birthday party, what you should do when you swear in front of a bus full of 8 year olds, and how on earth should you react to finding out your uncle has a ‘Donkey Cock’.
Weekend Release: William Doesn’t Have a Wikipedia Page!
7 april 2023 |
15 min
This week Jordan gets his Northern Dictionary out, there's a game of spot the live, laugh, love sign, we may have gained our eldest listener yet, and there's a very patriotic sing-a-long. We’ve also had the realisation that Mr William Hanson does not have a Wikipedia page… and one listener thinks we should do something about it.
Help I’ve Shagged My Boss’s Daughter
4 april 2023 |
44 min
There are a lot of strange noises in this week’s episode of Help I Sexted My Boss… Singing, squeaky bottles, songs about potato peelers, and even a mysterious knock at the door! But despite all these distractions, the boys get down to business in answering your dilemmas on negative workmates, accidentally becoming a thief at the gym, and what you should do when you find yourself in bed with the boss's daughter.
Weekend Release: Top 5 Moments Countdown
31 mars 2023 |
17 min
The birthday festivities continue with a very special Weekend Release! This week we’re counting down the top 5 Sexted moments! William and Jordan run through your favourite bits from the podcast over the last five years to reveal the best moment as voted by you, our G&Divas. We’ve got snippets, voice notes and reactions… everything you could possibly want from a countdown!
Help It’s Our 5th Birthday Livestream
28 mars 2023 |
78 min
Doesn’t time fly when you're solving the nation's problems? Join William Hanson, Jordan North and the Sexted team for a livestream spectacular featuring a dodgy picky tea, an even dodgier oil slick, a 'Give Me The D’ singalong, wacky jokes, and plenty of live dilemmas to celebrate five years of Help I Sexted My Boss.
Weekend Release: A Handwritten Spesh
24 mars 2023 |
18 min
This week the boys dig deep into William's bulging sack and pull out a bunch of your letters! Welsh Stu makes an appearance, we have a touching letter from a G&Diva who finds solace in listening to the podcast, and we hear about some very horny housemates.
Help There’s Something In The Butter
21 mars 2023 |
40 min
This week's episode is all about fresh starts. The Sexted studio has had a glow up, Producer Ben’s feeling refreshed from his holiday, and Jordan has finally conquered the humble Yorkshire pudding! The feeling is short lived though when the boys get on to your dilemmas about cutlery etiquette, pervy father-in-laws, and some rather distasteful activity involving butter.
Weekend Release: We’ve Penetrated The Sphinx
17 mars 2023 |
12 min
Wendy’s potato peeler continues its journey across the globe! This week we hear from a G&Diva who is helping bring our growing call and response to one of the Seven Wonders of the World, we’ve received correspondence on how to deal with bad drivers, and the boys deliberate over a listener being told that they’re too old to listen to the podcast.
Help I’m Handling Unexpected Plums
14 mars 2023 |
38 min
In this week's episode of Help I Sexted My Boss, things have gotten off to an awful start. Executive Producer Ben has messed up printing the scripts, Jordan is furious when he finds out there are no brownies in the downstairs cafe, and poor William is bearing the brunt of it all! But despite all of this they somehow still find time to go through your dilemmas including accidentally getting handsy with a doctor and getting caught with some ‘personal’ toys on a trip back to the family home.
Weekend Release: Vicar Tom is back!
10 mars 2023 |
14 min
This week the boys hear from the REAL Vicar Tom, as he blesses us with his wisdom in response to a dilemma that only he can help with. Wendy and her potato peeler are still causing havoc on the airwaves, and a G&Diva across the pond tells us about their unfortunate Ring doorbell incident.
Help I've Had A Slaggy Summer
7 mars 2023 |
46 min
In this week's episode of Help I Sexted My Boss we find out what happened when the UK’s leading etiquette expert had his first ever hangover, and which of the boys has had more 1 star reviews on Uber (you’ll be surprised). Plus we hear your dilemmas on workplace arguments, care-free summers, and lively love aids on public transport.
Weekend Release: Trip To The Publishers
3 mars 2023 |
16 min
The boys are on a field trip to Penguin Random House! There’s just one problem with their new and fancy surroundings whilst recording this Weekend Release… And that’s Jordan, who is completely distracted by the most books he has ever seen. When William can get him back on track, we hear from a G&Diva who had marital problems, and Jordan tells us about his unfortunate Saturday Night Takeaway experience.
Help I Massacred The Bed Sheets
28 februari 2023 |
41 min
The studio is full of noise and disturbance today - the bin men have turned up, people are chatting loudly outside, dogs are barking, and Diego isn’t even there to be blamed for once! But Jordan and William are doing their best to bring an ocean of calm to proceedings as they answer your dilemmas involving whether it’s ever ok to discuss your previous sexual experiences on a first date, and what to do when you find out over WhatsApp that your father just got remarried.
Weekend Release: Get Hard and Come Home
24 februari 2023 |
19 min
William finally opens his sack! And it’s full of your handwritten letters and artwork. Jordan has just returned from a family trip to Spain where he stood in a lot of urine… And we accidentally cockblock a couple, mid-coitus.
Help My Friend Is In A Cult
21 februari 2023 |
46 min
The boys finally tell us about Jordan's birthday bash, which went off without a hitch! Apart from the treacherous, rage-filled parlour game... We also hear from a listener whose friend gets roped into joining a cult called "The Coven", Jordan finds his clairvoyant powers, William issues a warning to all partygoers about Ring doorbells, and the boys have an exciting 5th birthday announcement!
Weekend Release: Help us Vicar Tom!
17 februari 2023 |
18 min
William, Jordan and EPB have decided to record this week’s Weekend Release in the morning… And we all know how that usually goes. To keep things civil, they take a look at some of your ‘Wendy, can I borrow your potato peeler?’ videos, play a game of ‘Is this Princess Margaret’s morning or Jordan North’s?’, and face a dilemma that only Vicar Tom can help with.
Help I’ve Got Lunch With An Earl
14 februari 2023 |
33 min
It’s been a very strange week in the world of Sexted. We saw a G&Diva prank William’s brother, James, live on national radio, “Wendy, can I borrow your potato peeler” went viral around the world, and to top it all off William has been out buying rounds in the pub - what is happening?!
Weekend Release: The Writers' Room
10 februari 2023 |
20 min
This week Jordan and William are in the "Writers' Room" to start on the book, but in true Help, I Sexted My Boss fashion, they are procrastinating by reading your correspondence instead! In this Weekend Release, we hear how Wendy and her potato peeler are helping kids in Australia, Jordan contemplates your alternative party parlour game suggestions, and the dreaded topic of iglooing pops up again.
Help There’s Pubes In My Pencil Case
7 februari 2023 |
39 min
It’s been a stressful week at home for William and Jordan. William has had decorator drama and needed to exorcise some very strong heterosexual energy from the flat, while Jordan is starting to panic about hosting his first dinner party at the new house. They also go over your dilemmas including a very chatty boss and some risqué behaviour on a train.
Weekend Release: The Potato Peeler Legacy
3 februari 2023 |
17 min
In this jam-packed Weekend Release, the boys reflect on the big announcement of the Help I Sexted My Boss Book, we get a professional opinion on the cleanliness of a dog's mouth, we hear an update from Molly and her very loud, very kinky housemate, and to top it all off Wendy's potato peeler is becoming an online sensation... or at least we hope it is.
It's Time To Reveal Ourselves
2 februari 2023 |
12 min
We've been teasing you for weeks, but now is the time to reveal ourselves. William Hanson and Jordan North spill the beans on their little secret.
Help I'm Scarred For Life
31 januari 2023 |
42 min
There’s tension in the studio today. Everyone’s routine has been messed up and it’s showing. Jordan’s under the weather, William’s got a bone to pick with New York City, and Producer Ben’s practically in tears. But they manage to put their differences aside to answer your dilemmas on topics such as urinal stage fright, the correct etiquette for farting in bed, and something called Igloo-ing? (You have been warned).
Weekend Release: Lube Wrestling
27 januari 2023 |
21 min
Jordan’s upcoming birthday party is in need of some fun activities so William and the correspondence give him some well-needed inspiration, Wendy and her potato peeler are officially A-listers in New Zealand, and one listener questions Diego’s identity.
Help I’m A Milk Thief
24 januari 2023 |
39 min
This week is all about role reversals as William has started getting into football and Jordan’s become obsessed with his new coffee machine (don’t worry they quickly revert back to their old selves). We also hear your dilemmas about texting etiquette, touchy-feely neighbours, and an afternoon tea conundrum.
Second Coming: Help There’s a Gay Ghost In My Bed
22 januari 2023 |
34 min
As Jordan suspects the gay ghost is back in his life, we're going back in time to hear about Jordan's original run-in with the mysterious male figure! Plus, William tells all about his 30th birthday celebrations, and Jordan is finally ready to confess something that's been weighing heavy on his chest.
Weekend Release: Bobsleigh Time
20 januari 2023 |
14 min
In this week's Weekend Release, there’s just enough time to go through your correspondence before William jets off to New York City! Expect discussions on dressing gown belts, bob-sleighing, and some rather impressive podcast bingeing from one G&Diva.
Help The Gay Ghost is Back
17 januari 2023 |
44 min
This week has been one of highs and lows (mainly lows) as William finds himself crying in the gym, crying in the West End, and even poor Jordan has been crying out in the night at the return of a familiar presence…
Weekend Release: Big Willy and Jord
13 januari 2023 |
21 min
There's plenty to squeeze into the first Weekend Release of 2023. The boys discuss late payments, dump dinners, that watermelon video, and open up their sack of gifts.
Help I'm Getting Too Old For This
10 januari 2023 |
50 min
It's the first episode of the new year and, as always, it’s a time for new beginnings. New dilemmas, new eating habits and even a new gin! But don’t worry, William and Jordan haven't changed much at all. Jordan has been locking himself inside his own house, William drops a Titanic bombshell, and there’s a dilemma from a listener that leaves the boys chilled to the bone.
Help It's a Christmas Spesh
20 december 2022 |
49 min
In the final episode of the year things have taken a very tipsy turn in the studio. Jordan provides an unlimited supply of dirty martinis, William takes us through some of the best dilemmas of 2022, and there’s even some nudity from loveable PB. All this can mean only one thing… It’s the Christmas handwritten spesh-spesh!
Weekend Release: Thanks Baby
16 december 2022 |
15 min
Jordan gets obsessed with a new TikTok trend, there’s a lot of mispronounced words, a very casual mention of Christmas party fingering, and plenty of your listener correspondence.
Help I Found My Dad’s Thong
13 december 2022 |
41 min
In this week's episode, William and Jordan are in the mood for settling some age-old debates. Should restaurants always provide a fork and a spoon with dessert? Should you ever speak to your mother again when she lies about you having nits? And of course, should you ever reveal to your father that you found his collection of well-used thongs?
Weekend Release: Love Is Not In The Air
9 december 2022 |
19 min
William and Jordan catch up on your correspondence hearing tales of a kooky nan, queries about how good Jordan is at swallowing, and an honest confession from a G&Diva about PB’s ‘boring’ voice.
Help I Dropped My Knickers Outside Asda
6 december 2022 |
43 min
There’s trouble on the horizon at Sexted Towers as PB’s been caught with his trousers down, William’s been getting emotional about the impending climax of Mary Poppins, and Jordan has been trying out singing in German.
Weekend Release: Poppins Problems
2 december 2022 |
19 min
As well as catching up with your correspondence, William and Jordan discuss the King's favourite drink, how they started singing 'Cha-Cha-Cha' at the end of every jingle, and Jordan goes full Oliver Twist in a Hillbilly sing along.
Help What Do I Buy My Boyfriend's Girlfriend
29 november 2022 |
42 min
William is starting to run out of things to talk about with his friends and family IRL due to them all listening to the podcast and Jordans got some top tips for washing your dirty underwear in a hotel bathroom. Plus there’s a new toasting protocol which will be of interest to all G&Diva’s.
Weekend Release: Feeling Flirty
25 november 2022 |
19 min
Things are getting flirty in the studio as Jordan tries his best chat up lines on William, Jordan starts to worry he’s picked up nits after a trip back home, and a G&Diva is in dire need of some advice involving crabs.
Help How Do I Deter My Mother-in-Law
22 november 2022 |
41 min
This week, Jordan gets asked if he would ever sell his used socks online (merch anyone?), William has his own tale of woe recalling the time he set his flat on fire, and the boys take a look through the masses of handwritten letters piling up on William's desk.
Help William’s Never Been To Greggs
17 november 2022 |
20 min
When Jordan gets an idea in his head, you know the fun is about to begin. So when William arrived at a Greggs in Reading, he knew something was up. With the help of Greggs, Jordan had organised for William to spend a morning working a shift at his favourite British bakery, Greggs. Listen to the results as William dons the uniform and is taken through his paces as he learns the ropes - including serving one particularly tricky customer. This episode of Help I Sexted My Boss is brought to you by Greggs.
Help I Hate His Sex Music
15 november 2022 |
40 min
After receiving a Sexted toast mere weeks ago William’s brother is already back in the bad books. Meanwhile, Jordan’s been breaking into studios (you can take the lad out of Burnley…) and William reveals he’s been to breakfast with one of Jordan’s all time heroes. Plus the usual dose of delectable dilemmas from the listeners.
Weekend Release: William's Scallops
11 november 2022 |
17 min
This Exeat Release is filled to the brim with G and Divas special correspondence. From one listener accusing William of being common, to another demanding another look at Jordan's to do list, to the final letter with a fittingly Sexted idea for a proposal.
Help There's A Man In My Bed
8 november 2022 |
42 min
This week, William recounts the high-drama of his new sofa delivery, whereas Jordan's stressed as to whether he should pre-order the burger or the salmon for his upcoming family meal. Pray for both of them. Plus, how should you correctly react if you meet Executive Producer Ben in the street, and - as ever - some eye-watering listener dilemmas.
Weekend Release: Wendy, Can I Borrow Your Potato Peeler?
4 november 2022 |
17 min
In another packed release for your weekend, William and Jordan discuss what they'd do if they were king, there's a new Marco Polo chant that a lot of you will be starting from now on and there's even time for some surprise cake!
Help I'm Bored of BeReal
1 november 2022 |
42 min
There's a toast for William's brother, a mention for 'Leaky Sue' (not William's new plumber), why William thinks Halloween's a horror show and a tip for keeping hoovering 'fun'. It's another episode in which William whisks his way through the D, so I think you're going to like it!
Weekend Release: Gu Pot Baby
28 oktober 2022 |
12 min
William and Jordan celebrate their recent chart-topping success in the latest Weekend Release where we also hear a novel use for a Gu pot and a complimentary email that initially sounds like an insult.
Help We Lost Touch
25 oktober 2022 |
43 min
This week, we debrief William's latest candlelight supper, Jordan's shares his recent theatre tips, and there's still enough time to learn the history and etiquette of salt. Oh, and one presenter is on a fruitless quest to find Ready Brek - any guesses as to which one?
Weekend Release: Gu Pot Goodness
21 oktober 2022 |
18 min
After Jordan's plea for your responses about who you use your Gu pots, there's a whole raft of different things those glorious glasses can be used for. Also, Jordan discovers that his idea for a massage chair has long been existence and gets freaked out by an unexpected sneeze.
Help I've Fallen Into Spidey's Trap
18 oktober 2022 |
44 min
With a dinner at William's for Jordan and PB on the horizon, there's plenty on the menu in the latest episode of Help I Sexted My Boss. William has an ongoing rat problem, Jordan'a bringing chips and beer and there's a listener who has a problem with someone in a Spiderman costume.
Weekend Release: Hard On Message
14 oktober 2022 |
15 min
Jordan's got yet another idea that he's ready to bring to the Dragons, William gets in a mix with a hard message and Jordan shares a late gift to celebrate the newly wed couple.
Help The Honeymoon Is Over
11 oktober 2022 |
43 min
With William back where he belongs after his romantic getaway, chaos returns to the Help I Sexted My Boss studio. There's a blow-by-blow of the honeymoon, Jordan's turning into an old man and Producer Ben has found a new best friend.
Weekend Release: Jar Jar Binks
7 oktober 2022 |
12 min
William and Jordan take you through some of your comments from the record breaking TikTok vabbing clip, and there's a new celebrity impression from Jordan. This Weekend Release was recorded before William's wedding as he's currently on his honeymoon.
Help I Want To Touch Your Bump
4 oktober 2022 |
36 min
With William still exploring everything that the political capital of the USA has to offer up on his honeymoon, here's an episode with our pair that was recorded before he went away. Jordan shares a story of when a wrestling move went wrong in his childhood, William forgets his password and they give you advice on what to do if you bump into an ex.
Weekend Release: Goodbye Producer Ben
30 september 2022 |
16 min
With rumours of a new job abound, is it time to say bye guys for good? Elsewhere, William uncovers a suspiciously similar feature and a G and Diva is worried they might have offended royalty.
Help We've Had A Wedding
27 september 2022 |
49 min
William, Jordan and special guest Prod-Usher Ben reflect on the podcast wedding of the year as they take you through the highlights of William and Mikey's perfect day. For those who need something a bit more… Sexted, you'll have to wait until the very end.
Weekend Release: William's Wedding
23 september 2022 |
26 min
The Champagne’s been literally taken off the ice for this weekend release as we celebrate the wedding of the century! There are drinks, luxury munchettes, and quite a few tears as William reads through some very lovely correspondence from the G&Divas.
Help My Mum’s A Milf
20 september 2022 |
40 min
We are mere days away from William’s big day and there’s a few loose ends to tie up. Where’s Jordan going to sit? What’s Jordan going to wear? And which joke is Jordan going to drop into his ecclesiastes reading? Plus, we get the definitive answer on whether there will be any beer on tap at the venue. (Note - this episode was recorded a couple of weeks ago and was delayed due to the death of Her Majesty The Queen)
Remembering The Queen
13 september 2022 |
31 min
In a special episode, William and Jordan reflect on the life and reign of Her Majesty The Queen and what we can expect from King Charles III.
Help What's an Aubergine Emoji?
6 september 2022 |
49 min
This week is a very special occasion, it’s our William’s birthday! And what better way to celebrate it than with botox mishaps, listening to Jordan rant about shoes, and having to describe the meaning behind the aubergine emoji to his mother.
Weekend Release: Young Jordan
2 september 2022 |
16 min
Like a leviathan rising from the deep, Producer Ben has appeared with his very own microphone and a very important request - and that’s not the only thing that’s resurfaced, as we hear a clip broadcast on national radio in 2007 featuring a seventeen year-old Jordan North.
Help I Want To Chat You Up
30 augusti 2022 |
49 min
There's a toast to radio royalty, a new job for Producer Ben and enough wedding updates to fill an entire series of podcasts. The G and Divas need help with wedding planning, name calling difficulties and how to take the step from small talk to first date. Luckily for them, William and Jordan are here with all of the answers.
Weekend Release: Secret Golf Balls
26 augusti 2022 |
15 min
In this week’s Weekend Release we hear back from listener’s whose correspondence has already been read out on some highbrow topics such as ham and cheese (or cheese and ham) toasties, train track facts, and giant golf balls.
Help I’m Thinking with My Fanny
23 augusti 2022 |
45 min
Everyone’s been having a tough time lately. William’s been having wedding related nightmares, the police have been knocking for Jordan in the early hours, and Producer Ben is so tired that he only remembered to paint the nails on one of his hands. Jordan’s also fully committing to the executive lifestyle with tales of driving a Tesla and an imminent departure to Ibiza.
Weekend Release: M'Gooch
19 augusti 2022 |
11 min
We're all used to Jordan struggling to pronounce words, less so William, but in this Weekend Release, they're both stumped. We also have a listener who's got a problem with the royal we and a solution for any of your bedwetting problems.
Help I Know A Vabber
16 augusti 2022 |
45 min
This week Jordan regales William with stories about lost passports, missing books and the side effects of a Sri Lankan curry, while William attempts to raise the tone with a lesson on the grammar of Italian cuisine. There's something for everyone.
Weekend Release: Sir Judi Dench
12 augusti 2022 |
11 min
There’s a mountain of correspondence to catch up on in this Weekend’s Release involving thank you letters, scratchy kittens, and the very exciting knowledge that someone who is practically acting royalty is a listener to the podcast.
Help I'm More Postman Than Post Box
9 augusti 2022 |
38 min
This week we find out how Jordan’s been coping with having his parents stay with him for a few days, William has a vent about some uncouth theatre patrons and their lack of etiquette, and the boys come up with possibly the most bizarre television idea ever.
Weekend Release: Party Sausage
5 augusti 2022 |
16 min
There’s lots to catch up on in this Weekend’s Release including Jordan getting nostalgic about his time in the castle, whether you should say your going ‘up’ or ‘down’ to London (spoiler alert: William was wrong), and Jordan very kindly offers to make some homemade canapés for William's wedding.
Help My Brother's A Spanker
2 augusti 2022 |
39 min
As well as a set of particularly tricky listener question regarding spanking, this episode is a bit of a ‘Have I changed?’ special. The boys talk about gardeners, fancy butter, and awkward encounters in Waitrose.
Weekend Release: Pocket Rocket
29 juli 2022 |
18 min
As well as catching up on all your correspondence we discover the inspiration behind Jordan’s impression of Diego the whippet, William reveals a mix up with a recent Cameo, and we get a thrilling run down of Jordans latest to-do list.
Help My Dad's a KFC Dribbler
26 juli 2022 |
42 min
The boys are back feeling refreshed and revitalised after their mini break - and there’s lots to catch up on! We hear how William coped (struggled) in the heatwave, and Jordan comes clean (not literally) about the sorry state he left his house in when his cousin came to visit.
Help I'm An Anonymous Cruiser
12 juli 2022 |
44 min
After a hectic week finishing up the Sexted tour and our Jordan being a bit under the weather, here’s an episode recorded a few weeks ago that had been saved for a rainy day. Listen out for BTS breaking up, William’s wedding invitations, and Jordan almost certainly getting cancelled. We're going to take a short Sexted summer holiday, so there will be no more episodes for the next week… but then we'll be back refreshed and ready for more!
Weekend Release: The Sexted Steamer
8 juli 2022 |
3 min
Way back in April, you may have thought we were trying to take you all for fools… well, we weren't. The Sexted Steamer is real, and is available to buy now at www.swan-brand.co.uk/sexted. There's a limited number available, so get your hands on possibly the best piece of podcast merch now before it's too late!
Help There's a Tiff on the Tyne
5 juli 2022 |
32 min
The boys are backstage in Newcastle - and patience amongst the team is wearing thin. William's discovered an unknown residue in the taxi, Jordan's accidentally joined the local 10k race while out for his morning jog, and there's a rumour there's a Poltergeist in the venue (not the gay and friendly kind).
Weekend Release: Sorry Jesus
1 juli 2022 |
27 min
It’s all Saints and Sinners in this weekend's release as the boys get some correspondence from a divine G&Diva, Jordan comes over all fire and brimstone while discussing the etiquette of wedding thank you cards, and we hear the much promised update on the boy’s appearance on BBC1’s Pointless.
Help There’s a Prince on FaceTime
28 juni 2022 |
43 min
Standards have taken a dive while PB is away dancing his little socks off at Glastonbury and the boys are left to drink their G&D out of mugs (much to William’s disgust). Meanwhile, William’s got a problem of his own that has compelled him to write a strongly worded letter, and Jordan realises he forgot to put his washing on in the middle of giving advice to one of your dilemmas.
Weekend Release: Jordan’s Agastopic Black Hole
24 juni 2022 |
17 min
This weekend’s release is all about revelations. There’s Burnley Football club’s new manager (Up The Clarets), Diego the Whippet’s TikTok page, and the discovery of a website dedicated to celebrate our very own Jordan North’s… Feet.
Help We're Back In Edinburgh
21 juni 2022 |
30 min
With William and Jordan back on the road for the next leg of William's stag do AKA Lads On Tour, they take a seat - or in Jordan's case a lie - to talk about the latest tales from the tour.
Weekend Release: Jordan’s Emergency Landing
17 juni 2022 |
19 min
William and Jordan are back with bang! (Almost literally in Jordan’s case). The boys also discuss Jordan’s new TV show, William’s recent health scare, and the etiquette surrounding replying to work emails during out of office hours.
Help I Don't Want To Thank You
14 juni 2022 |
32 min
With a listener dilemma bag bulging with problems, William Hanson and Jordan North attempt to get as much off their chests as possible. But when it comes to one particularly problem, there's more to get off the chest than you might expect!
Weekend Release: An Issue With A Tissue
10 juni 2022 |
11 min
In this weekend’s tissue-based release Jordan is on a slanderous bent about William’s behaviour in Belfast, a listener has some disturbing news about the health rating of one of Jordan's favourite restaurants, and the age-old debate resurfaces about the proper pronunciation of issue and tissue.
Help My Personal Trainer Made Me Cry
7 juni 2022 |
45 min
William and Jordan are back from celebrating the Platty Joob with confessions galore. From forgetting to order enough wedding invitation envelopes to emosh scenes at the gym - Jordan even tries to sing the alphabet in French (it's been a very long weekend).
Weekend Release: Platty Joob Spesh
3 juni 2022 |
30 min
To mark The Platinum Jubilee of Her Majesty The Queen, William and Jordan bring their usual reverence and gravitas to proceedings with their special episode making it all about them. There's a royal quiz, tea towel chat and discussion of sucking toes. God Save The Queen!
Help I'm Up In Space Ma'am
31 maj 2022 |
41 min
In preparation for the Platinum Jubilee at the end of the week, William and Jordan discuss two issues Her Majesty is often heard chatting about herself - tough mudder and Calvin Harris. Plus they answer a range of listener dilemmas, from over-amorous taxi drivers to Diana Ross concerts. What’s not to love?
Weekend Release: Walking on Broken Dubonnet
27 maj 2022 |
20 min
This week William and Jordan respond to some correspondence from attendees of the Ireland live shows, Jordan once again has complaints about the coffee (he hasn’t changed, honest) and we hear some tales from the diary of a young boy named William Hanson.
Help My Name's *****cock
24 maj 2022 |
43 min
There must be something in the D this week, as William and Jordan make their return to the studio, they've been inundated with anonymous letters. Often the best, always the juiciest, anonymous letters have thrown up some classic moments in this podcast… and I think we've got a couple more in that boat this week.
Weekend Release: Out Of Both Ends
20 maj 2022 |
22 min
With Jordan feeling unwell, you might expect that the podcast might suffer. Instead we're served up a classic portion of Weekend Release content for you all to enjoy… well, everyone except for Jordan.
Help I'm Working From Rome
17 maj 2022 |
39 min
With William on (another) holiday, and Jordan returning home from (another) 'secret' work trip, we join the boys for a remote recording as they reflect on the first weekend's worth of stag dos. There's also room for William being extra cold, Jordan having a mini meltdown and three of your finest dilemmas.
Weekend Release: The Guinness Storehouse Tour
13 maj 2022 |
28 min
"This is my Poppins". It's safe to say that Jordan was a tiny bit excited about the prospect of heading to "The Guinness Tourhouse Store" during a weekend in Ireland that kicked off the Lads On Tour stag do shows. But when William is added to the mix, will it be everything Jordan expected and more? Or will three pints of Guinness prove too much for the boys to handle?
Help We're Backstage in Belfast
10 maj 2022 |
43 min
It's been a long time coming, and finally William's stag do has begun. Jordan's first stop on possibly the most long winded stag that's ever been known to man is in Dublin and Belfast. Here you join our unlikely lads backstage in Belfast as they prepare for the show. As always, things haven't always gone to plan, and this episode is particularly chaotic as a result!
Weekend Release: Lads On Tour In Ireland
6 maj 2022 |
19 min
With Jordan's recent holiday(s), an update on Sean Dyche, an appearance on an ITV sofa (unless we're cut), excitement for Lads On Tour and a response about a jingle from deepest, darkest Burnley, there aren't many Weekend Releases that pack as big a punch as this one!
Help I'm Flying First
3 maj 2022 |
46 min
With Jordan home* from New York, there's plenty of time for him to go deep into the life of luxury he lead whilst crossing and across the pond. William's also been around town in perfect Paris and the boys gear up for the first leg of William's stag do.
Weekend Release: Jordan’s Doppelgänger
29 april 2022 |
12 min
William and Jordan return for another Weekend Release to respond to more from Tits Out Tina, a new idea for types of letters and another random person who looks just like Jordan North.
Help He's Left A Log
26 april 2022 |
45 min
With Jordan North about to make his merry way to NYC, no less, there's just about time for him to catch up with William Hanson on the dos and don'ts of the Big Apple. William also shares a quite astonishing revelation about his mother, Jordan continues his love affair for a certain 'rude' word and some G and Divas are left with a nasty surprise.
Weekend Release: Jump Cut Jack
22 april 2022 |
10 min
There must be something in the gin and Dubonnet, as Jump Cut Jack has a problem with William and Jordan he has to get off his chest, Producer Ben has become a heartthrob and someone over the age of 30 has been watching BBC Three. All this and more in the latest bonus episode of Help I Sexted My Boss.
Help I've Lost My Dummy
19 april 2022 |
48 min
This week it was like they were never away. There's cheese chat, dummies at Easter chat and big day out in London chat. Jordan is off to see William's favourite musical and William is off to da bungalow.
E-MERCH-ENCY
15 april 2022 |
3 min
William and Jordan interrupt your usual Good Friday activity with an important merch announcement… especially if you're in Dublin or Belfast…
Help It's Yours Sincerely
12 april 2022 |
56 min
With William and Jordan taking a week off from recording new Help content, we're sharing an old episode of another podcast from the makers of Sexted called Yours Sincerely. In it, William talks about three people he would send a letter to. Someone he loves, someone who is no longer around and someone who doesn't know the impact they've made on his life. It's well worth a listen and we will be back with brand new episodes VERY soon.
Weekend Release: Sending You To Sleep
8 april 2022 |
16 min
In this Weekend Release, William and Jordan remember the episodes that have been lost to the ether, discover the difference between a psychiatrist and a therapist and find out why this podcast can send some listeners to sleep.
Help I've Been Hustled
5 april 2022 |
46 min
Jordan North is a man who often finds himself in bother of his own doing. The story of how he has maybe got conned is a perfect example of that. So make sure you don't miss this episode. There's also another listener story that William had to be convinced to read out, the story of William's dead tamagotchi and plenty more.
Weekend Release: Let's Get Steamy
1 april 2022 |
17 min
April Fool's Day is a funny old day, especially if you're going to announce something very special… like we do in this episode. Press play for that and stay for William's Australian accent, dressing gown belt yoga and Wendi North.
Help I Have Major Daddy Issues
29 mars 2022 |
49 min
Sometimes when a listener letter drops into the Sexted My Boss inbox, we just know it’s going to be a classic. This episode contains one of those letters. There's also time for some fascinating wedding invitation chat, Jordan once again disagrees with William and this episode comes from a BRAND NEW studio.
Weekend Release: Starting A Podcast Advice
25 mars 2022 |
12 min
How many podcasts can go from tongue-in-cheek advice on how to properly eat a banana to earnest advice on how to start a podcast? Not many, but William and Jordan manage to pull it off for Help I Sexted My Boss. There's also a moment for William to out sass even himself - it's worth listening out for.
Help There's SPF All Over My Face
22 mars 2022 |
42 min
William Hanson’s skin is something that draws interest for all sorts of reasons. For someone who consistently is mistaken as being over 40, how does he keep his skin so glowy?! Well wonder no more! In this episode, William takes Jordan through every white cream he rubs into his face. There's also some scripting tongue twisters for Jordan to get the better of and a toast to all Mother's ahead of their day.
Weekend Release: The Moon Under Water
18 mars 2022 |
14 min
We all know how much William and Jordan love a Gin and Dubonnet, but what other drinks would make up their dream pub? Well, after Jordan's recent appearance on The Moon Under Water podcast, you can find out. For Jordan, there are too many options to choose. For William, it's slightly more difficult. There's also a horrifying tale that involves a hotdog bun. The less said about that one, the better.
Help I'm All Tied Up
15 mars 2022 |
42 min
There was a time that Jordan hid the fact he knows how to tie someone up, this episode is proof that those times are long gone. Jordan gets physical with his preparations for William's stag do, they reflect on their Comic Relief podcast with Football Ramble and there are three cracking listener problems to take us through to the end.
Help I Sexted The Football Ramble
13 mars 2022 |
38 min
In this one off episode for Red Nose Day, hosts Kate Mason and Jim Campbell from The Football Ramble are joined by presenter Jordan North and etiquette expert William Hanson from Help I Sexted My Boss to dissect a type of etiquette well outside of William's comfort zone. Can they convince William of the beauty of the beautiful game?
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Weekend Release: The Preview Review
11 mars 2022 |
19 min
William Hanson and Jordan North take it right back to where it all began by listening to the very first preview episode of the podcast. When they've gotten over Jordan's husky tones, there's also time for some doctors and nurses roleplay and a bit of back passage cam.
Help I've Farted In Pilates
8 mars 2022 |
40 min
Fresh from Rowing Home to Burnley, Jordan North shares the highs and lows of his epic 100 trip. After all the stress of last week (for Jordan), William has decided to check himself into a five star luxury hotel that some keen G and Divas may remember from the past.
Weekend Release: Rowing Home with Jordan (And Producer Ben)
4 mars 2022 |
24 min
Look up hanger onner in the dictionary and you'll find two words - Producer Ben. As Jordan North rows from London to Burnley, William and Ben take it upon themselves to comment on the journey so far, before his final stretch today. If you want to donate to the cause, go to comicrelief.com/jordan and show your support to our best mate.
Help I'm Rowing Home
1 mars 2022 |
55 min
With Jordan North on his way between London and Burnley by now, William took the opportunity to find out how to pull… the oar when rowing. There's also a staggering Comic Relief donation from William, a surprise fan of Abbey Clancy and William tells you what you should be wearing to a wedding.
If you want to donate to Jordan's #RowingHome challenge, here's the place to do it: https://donation.comicrelief.com/?cartId=rnd22-radio1-jordan
Weekend Release: Russell Kane
25 februari 2022 |
17 min
Russell Jane is the host of Man Baggage and Evil Genius, amongst many other things, and this week he's faced with a question that he has never before been faced with. Is it okay for a twin to to try it on with his twin's boyfriend?! Alongside revisiting this classic G and Diva problem, there's also time to ask him about his stag do recommendations, BBC Three and another look through Jordan's to do list.
Help I Hate Your Coffee
22 februari 2022 |
51 min
Sometimes there are episodes with one or two moments that will make you cry with laughter. Other times there will be plenty more. This is an episode with plenty more. William feels Jordan's pectoral muscles, Jordan tells William the difference between seshheads and pissheads, William's Mummy needs a drink, Jordan reveals what he really thinks about William's coffee. Oh, and there are three letters of advice in there to help you deal with modern life.
Weekend Release: Jordan's Diction
18 februari 2022 |
15 min
A bonus episode that starts as it means to go on, with William and Jordan repeating the opening lines four times. Amongst some truly heartwarming letters, the pair also decide their top three radio shows they can't live without. Truly thrilling podcasting.
Help I Need To Silence A Vegan
15 februari 2022 |
38 min
Love is in the air, and it's Jordan North's birthday. So in this episode of the podcast, William and Jordan are celebrating by being - quite frankly - all over the place. There's a new name on the block, a wild accusation from Jordan and William is answering plenty more wedding questions.
Weekend Release: Producer Ben's Letter
11 februari 2022 |
11 min
In what podcast would a producer need to write a letter into their own podcast to communicate with their presenters? This podcast! Alongside a mysterious piece of communication from PB, there's a letter from William's new favourite G and Diva and a question about the best afternoon tea in London. Lots to enjoy!
Help I Hate Your Dinner Party
8 februari 2022 |
51 min
For the first time in a long time, William and Jordan bring you a themed episode of the podcast, and it's dinner parties that are on the Sexted agenda. The pair get to answering as many of your cold collation questions as the can possibly get to, William reveals an unexpected recent discovery and Jordan remembers a time he was required to clean a call centre.
Weekend Release: Handwritten Loophole
4 februari 2022 |
19 min
In this weekend’s episode, William is pulled up on a loophole to his handwritten reply policy - much to his displeasure. There’s chat about Beanie Babies, Karens, and Jordan, somehow, managing to meet The Duke of Cambridge.
Help There's A Pirate At My Funeral
1 februari 2022 |
41 min
After a smashing night at Producer Ben's, William brings back a much-loved feature from episodes past - his diary. William also reveals his post-marriage surname, Jordan reveals (more) about life as a child in the North household and there's some sage advice if your partner keeps falling asleep before you have a chance to… get to it.
Weekend Release: Anonymous Widow
28 januari 2022 |
9 min
In this latest Weekend Release, there are more defecation in bags stories for William and Jordan to ponder, an update from the dating anonymous widow and a suggestion for a now non-judgemental William.
Help My In-Laws Have Seen My Fandango
25 januari 2022 |
47 min
This episode brought us to tears in so many ways. Well, mostly the laughing so much you start to cry way… But there's also a letter from someone involved in William's favourite musical that brings him to tears and Jordan may as well have been crying when he hadn't been invited to PB's. There's also a somehow pretty uneventful dinner party update from when Jordan went to William's and a shocking revelation about the inside of Jordan's mouth.
Weekend Release: Private Parts with Jamie Laing and Tom Lucy
21 januari 2022 |
22 min
Last week it was the turn of William and Jordan to be on Private Parts, this week it's time for Jamie Laing and Tom Lucy to join us in our own backyard. Together they're introduced to gin and Dubonnet, Centre Parcs and a classic problem from podcast past.
Help I've Been Caught With The Vicar
18 januari 2022 |
50 min
Before this week's recording of the podcast, there was a chance encounter between our two favourite podcast hosts, but surprisingly William was with another man who most certainly wasn't a builder! William explains what on earth was going on, as well as sharing all about the time he was under a butler and there's a return for our much-loved Give Me The D competition.
Weekend Release: William's Unfair Dismissal
14 januari 2022 |
19 min
Fresh off the back of newfound Tik Tok success, William and Jordan take a look through some of the more heated comments from a particular video. They reflect on the Advent Calendar episodes more generally and one question cuts a bit too close to the bone for Jordan's liking.
Help It's Series Infinity… And Beyond!
11 januari 2022 |
46 min
William Hanson and Jordan North return for Series Infinity of the podcast as they vow to never take another series break ever again. There are mispronunciations, dodgy accents and a tale of a plastic bag, a broken toilet… and something in between the two. So settle down and pour yourself a G and D: unless you’re doing Dry January, in which case you can have a nice cup of ice.
Advent Calendar: It's Christmas!
25 december 2021 |
13 min
William Hanson, Jordan North and the rest of the Help I Sexted My Boss team wish you a merry Christmas with news of what's to come in 2022.
Advent Calendar: Emptying The Sack
24 december 2021 |
16 min
William Hanson and Jordan North rifle through their Christmas sack as they catch up on the letters and correspondence that have been sent in during their Advent Calendar.
Advent Calendar: Christmas Dinners PB's Birthday and Receiving Presents
23 december 2021 |
23 min
William Hanson and Jordan North are catching up after a few days off from the Sexted Advent Calendar. They discuss the contentious issue of Christmas lunch/dinner, roleplay how to receive a bad present and they've got a special birthday surprise for Producer Ben
Advent Calendar: Return of the King
22 december 2021 |
15 min
Jordan North is back in action after (mostly) recovering from his illness. But don't worry, we have reached into the Advent Calendar to release an until now unheard episode that was to be saved for the big day. William and Jordan have something hanging over them to discuss - mistletoe. Is mistletoe problematic in 2021? Where did the tradition start? Pucker up, with consent, and settle down to listen to today's episode of the Sexted Advent Calendar with William Hanson and Jordan North.
An Advent Calendar Update
17 december 2021 |
1 min
William shares an update on the Help I Sexted My Boss Advent Calendar.
Advent Calendar: Christmas TV
16 december 2021 |
12 min
What's behind door 16 on our Sexted Advent Calendar? Christmas television! William and Jordan take you through their own favourite Christmas TV specials as well as going through a long list of what's on the box this Christmas time… Having listened to it, you'll probably want to spend your festive period tuning into the Help I Sexted My Boss YouTube channel.
Advent Calendar: Christmas Drinks
15 december 2021 |
12 min
Did you know, there are other drinks available than Gin and Dubonnet? Shocked? Yes, we were too. William and Jordan try their best to discuss other drinks in today's fifteenth episode of the Advent Calendar.
Advent Calendar: Father Christmas
14 december 2021 |
12 min
Today William and Jordan turn their Christmas sights on the main man himself; the guy without whom nothing would happen. No, not Producer Ben, but Father Christmas. Or should that be Santa?
Advent Calendar: Christmas Nativity
13 december 2021 |
12 min
We unveil, with more than a handful of trepidation, the very first (and probably last) Sexted Nativity. William Hanson and Jordan North take on a less than traditional version of the festive story, on top of discussing their own Nativity experiences.
Advent Calendar: Christmas Decorations
12 december 2021 |
14 min
There are twelve days of Christmas but, luckily for you G and Divas, far more days of the Help I Sexted My Boss Advent Calendar. In today's episode the William Hanson and Jordan North come head-to-head on Christmas decorations.
Advent Calendar: Secret Santa
11 december 2021 |
14 min
How much is too much for the office Secret Santa? Is it a pointless act that spoils the spirit of Christmas? Or is it a barrel of laughs that saves everyone a bit of bother? William is unconvinced but Jordan does his best to convince his chum to its merits in the eleventh episode of our Advent Calendar.
Advent Calendar: Christmas Films
10 december 2021 |
16 min
Home Alone? Miracle on 34th Street? Die Hard? What's your favourite festive flick - and what even counts as a festive flick? William and Jordan are here to discuss this very issue in today's edition of the Advent Calendar.
Advent Calendar: Christmas Cards
9 december 2021 |
19 min
It's no secret that William loves getting his pen out and scribbling some words on paper and so today's, ninth, episode of our Advent Calendar is right up his street. William divulges the perfect date to send your cards and Jordan discovers that he wasn't originally on William's list!
Advent Calendar: Work Christmas Party
8 december 2021 |
11 min
Lock up your photocopiers! William and Jordan discuss work Christmas parties in today's episode of the Help I Sexted My Boss Advent Calendar.
Advent Calendar: Christmas Songs
7 december 2021 |
16 min
It's the end of the first week of the Help I Sexted My Boss Advent Calendar and William Hanson and Jordan North are chatting Christmas tunes. They're asking which one is best… and there's plenty of singing along the way!
Lads On Tour Announcement
6 december 2021 |
2 min
Jordan North is organising William Hanson's stag do, and you're invited! Be part of the biggest Sexted My Boss party ever, as Jordan takes William across the UK and Ireland for the ultimate night out. Experience everything you love about Sexted My Boss live on stage, with added pre-wedding fun and frivolity!
Advent Calendar: Christmas Lists
6 december 2021 |
17 min
He's making a list and checking it twice, he's going to find out whose naughty and nice. Time for William and Jordan to dissect the etiquette of the Christmas list, including a world exclusive airing of William Hanson's 2021 Christmas list. (Our address is on the website if you want to send him something from the tremendously exciting list...)
Advent Calendar: Giving Presents
5 december 2021 |
13 min
He's making a list and checking twice, he's going to find out whose naughty and nice. Time for William and Jordan to dissect the etiquette of the Christmas list, including a word exclusive airing of William Hanson's 2021 Christmas list. (Our address is on the website if you want to send him something from the tremendously exciting list...)
Advent Calendar: Christmas Trees
4 december 2021 |
18 min
What's green, prickly and bit wooden? No, not Jordan's sight reading ability after a bad clam, but the humble Christmas tree. William and Jordan present their fifth episode of the Help I Sexted My Boss Advent Calendar.
Advent Calendar: Mince Pies
3 december 2021 |
11 min
What’s the perfect combination of being fruity, nutty and deep filled? No, not our hosts, but mince pies. William and Jordan discover the history of this Christmas sweet treats in today’s episode of the Help I Sexted My Boss Advent Calendar.
Advent Calendar: Christmas Jumpers
2 december 2021 |
14 min
Day two of our Advent Calendar and the window has revealed Christmas jumpers? Who doesn't love a Christmas jumper? Well, William, for one. Luckily, Jordan does his best to try and convince his best chum of the charms of a festive knit.
Advent Calendar: Advent Calendars
1 december 2021 |
17 min
William Hanson and Jordan North begin their Advent Calendar series with a topic that would put even the biggest Inception fan in a spin - they're talking advent calendars. William has some *opinions* on whether over 30s should have one and his own advent calendar alternative is more environmentally friendly than you might expect!
The Help I Sexted My Boss Advent Calendar
29 november 2021 |
7 min
Introducing the Help I Sexted My Boss Advent Calendar! Throughout December and up to the big day, William and Jordan will be your Christmas elves as they guide you through the festive season and be on hand to answer any of your yuletide questions. Send your tales of Christmas trepidation past, present and future to help@sextedmyboss.com and make sure you're subscribed so that you hear all the latest Advent Calendar episodes before anyone else!
The Boys Are Back: Kinder Surprise
19 oktober 2021 |
17 min
William and Jordan are backstage in the Bush as they prepare for the first of three nights in London. We find them in the middle of a Kinder Bueno taste test, so prepare yourself if you have misophonia or have a strong dislike for German/Italian chocolate.There's plenty to enjoy in this episode with William in a mischievous mood, Jordan getting things wrong and Producer Ben laughing in the background. It's a great episode IOM.
The Boys Are Back: William And Jordan Are Rifting
12 oktober 2021 |
16 min
There have been times in the last 12 months that it didn't seem like we'd ever actually get to do the shows of this tour. There have also been times when William has been worried he won't be able to get out of some of the cities on this tour. But now, in this special bonus episode, it's time for William to reflect on his time in Sheffield as we hear him discover that Sheffield isn't actually s**t… well that's what we had hoped. There's also an EXCLUSIVE clip from William's 'other' podcast, Keeping Up Appearances: The Luxury Podcast.
The Boys Are Back: We Don't Do Politi
21 september 2021 |
16 min
You join William and Jordan as they prepare for the fifth stop on The Boys Are Back Tour in Birmingham. They chat about the high points (well really more about the low points) of the tour so far in Bristol, Glasgow and a few stops in between.
Weekend Release: Your Tour Questions Answered (And More…)
10 september 2021 |
19 min
With William and Jordan about to embark on their biggest tour to date, they're on hand to answer any of your questions about their new show, The Boys Are Back. But there's also plenty of time for some classic bonus episode correspondence. From the heartfelt to the funny, this Weekend Release has it all.
Help I've Been Bonking In An Alley
7 september 2021 |
51 min
After a podcast filled with huge news and big announcements, there was only one way for the series to go… and as the tour approaches, we're afraid to say this is the final episode of the series. With that in mind, we're opening up our sack and getting through as many problems as we possibly could. It's goodbye for now, but not forever. New bonus episodes from the road may well be around the corner.
Weekend Release: Producer Ben's A Tree
3 september 2021 |
14 min
We're feeling the love in this episode of our Weekend Release, just like a random man in the gym has been feeling the pressure washer. There's also time for William and Jordan to imagine which character they'd be if they were in a musical. You'll never guess which production William's character appears in…
Help I Need To Cancel
31 augusti 2021 |
45 min
Throughout this series of the podcast, William has been concerned with Jordan's appetite for a late cancellation. Well in this episode, although it might not be late and there's a completely valid reason, a cancellation does come from William's lips. To find out what he cancels, you're going to have to press play.
Weekend Release: Frank's Accent
27 augusti 2021 |
11 min
In this latest Weekend Release a G and Diva agrees with one of William's latest opinions, we imagine what Jordan's dog, Frank, would sound like and there are more 'You Know You're A G And Diva When…'s.
Help I Like It Salty (Cha Cha Cha)
24 augusti 2021 |
45 min
After Jordan's secret excursion, it was time for the boys to return to the studio. With everyone back in the same room, and Producer Ben firmly behind the glass, things started to feel normal again. Jordan got his words mixed up, William was snobby about theatre and Producer Ben pressed some buttons. A classic episode.
Weekend Release: You Know You're A G And Diva When…
20 augusti 2021 |
23 min
When G and Diva Charlotte came up with the idea to get all the G and Divas to suggest their 'You Know You're A G And Diva When…' suggestions, we knew we were onto a winner, but we didn't think it would go this well! William and Jordan read out some of their favourites, there's correspondence about housewarming gifts in Germany and we reveal whether on not Mikey is actually a builder (don't believe everything you hear on this podcast).
Help My Neighbour's Windows Need Some Pledge
17 augusti 2021 |
40 min
With Jordan on a 'secret' project in a 'secret' location - or as they say in Spain - locacion secreta - it's back to the age old method of connecting up with William over an online video conferencing service. That doesn't stop William making a bold claim about running over the age of 30, there's news of a new bookshelf AND a new kitchen and there are four listener dilemmas for our boys to get their teeth stuck into. But as usual, they're the type of problems you wouldn't want your teeth anywhere close to.
Weekend Release: Melon Plucker Update
13 augusti 2021 |
14 min
Producer Ben is on holiday, so the quality of this bonus episode will be considerably higher. William talks getting teary at Mary Poppins, and the boys get an update from the infamous Melon Plucker!
Help It's The Final Biscuit
10 augusti 2021 |
43 min
Du du duuu du, du du du du du, du du du duu, IT'S THE FINAL BISCUIT (sung to the tune of The Final Countdown). Elsewhere, we hear about William and Jordan's cleaning nightmares, Jordan reveals the identity of our newest G and Diva, and they help you buy your friends the PERFECT housewarming gift.
Weekend Release: William's Diary Returns
6 augusti 2021 |
14 min
The much-anticipated, long-awaited, mesmerising passive aggression of William Hanson's diary is back on the podcast - and we couldn't be happier about that fact. Along with a G and Diva who has actually managed to learn something from the podcast and some s**t chat, it makes for a classic bonus episode.
Help Die Umwelt Ist Kaputt
3 augusti 2021 |
42 min
It's a holiday special on the podcast, as William and Jordan take you through their own dream holidays, stories of holidays past and all the holiday etiquette dilemmas under the sun… including whether it's EVER okay to leave a towel on a sunbed
Weekend Release: William's Dating Profile
30 juli 2021 |
12 min
In the second Weekend Release episode of the week (DON'T WE SPOIL YOU?!) William reveals a mystery dating profile and a G and Diva asks Producer Ben for some advice.
Weekend Release: Expectations and Reality
29 juli 2021 |
19 min
In this extra Weekend Release episode - brought to you in paid partnership with Capital One - William and Jordan chat about the times when expectations don't meet reality. They also discuss potential plans for later on in the summer.
Help I’ve Been Given the Thumbs Up
27 juli 2021 |
42 min
William's got another WhatsApp group problem, Jordan's got a bumbag, Producer Ben has got a lot of tears in his eyes. Also, the boys answer your problems about oversharing, the thumbs up emoji and last minute cancellation etiquette. Oh, and if you're a fan of Jordan's impressions… stick around for William's turn.
Weekend Release: Jordan's Book Club
23 juli 2021 |
12 min
William and Jordan squeeze a bit of extra goodness into the end of your week.
Help I've Snapped The D
20 juli 2021 |
44 min
From beginning to end, this is 'one of those' episodes. The dubonnet plays up, Jordan wets the bed and William has yet another wacky word of the week. Whatever happened last week has been forgotten and Help I Sexted My Boss is back to its best (not that it was ever anywhere less than its best…).
Weekend Release: James Hanson (William's Brother)
16 juli 2021 |
20 min
With this week's revelation that William's Mum had heard Jordan's impression, it was up to Producer Ben to source a contributor who was at the scene… so he text William and asked him if his brother fancy joining them on a Zoom call. There's also time for a couple of your letters, including from one listener who overheard Jordan in a field.
Help It's Me Or Your Nuts
13 juli 2021 |
42 min
It was a close fought contest that went on for too long and really could have gone either way, but William and Jordan are now over their 'lovers tiff and there's plenty else to talk about. It's the morning after the night before and Jordan's voice is JUST about holding up. But he wasn't the only Sexted co-host that watched 'the big game'. And for those of you who don't love the footy as much as our boys do, there are four listener problems to sink your teeth into. Enjoy!
Weekend Release: William's New Friend
9 juli 2021 |
15 min
Mere days after Jordan's roll call of celebrity guests from his day at Wimbledon, William sweeps back with news of his appearance on Christopher Biggins' new podcast. There's also three bits of listener correspondence to enjoy and the boys reminisce about some of their own favourite children's tv theme tune to wrap up this week of content.
Help My Sister Thinks She's A Pornstar
6 juli 2021 |
45 min
With news of Jordan's departure from part time work to a full time gig, it was yet another fitting occasion to toast to one half of our dynamic duo. There are also updates from Jordan's day eating strawberries and cream, William takes us through the etiquette of greetings and we hear how forgetfulness runs in the North family. Subscribe to the podcast's new YouTube channel at youtube.com/sextedmyboss.
Weekend Release: Producer Ben's Paintbrush
2 juli 2021 |
14 min
For the first Weekend Release, William and Jordan are recounting a time when they put the 'diva' into G and Divas by demanding Producer Ben to run errands for them. William has also got a couple of handwritten letters share with Jordan.
Help I've Got A Hole In One
29 juni 2021 |
49 min
Help I Sexted My Boss is back for an eighth series of helping you deal with the everyday problems of modern life - and it starts as juicy as we mean to go on. Jordan admits the real reason why he cancelled on his co-host, William shares the etiquette of saying you have an OBE and the boys are once again shocked by a listener story about a golf ball in a hole it shouldn't have been in. Check out highlights of this episode on our new YouTube channel at youtube/com/sextedmyboss.
Help It's The Best Of Series 7 - Part Two
25 juni 2021 |
23 min
It's the best bits from the Series 7 catalogue of Weekend Release bonus episodes. William and Jordan take you through some of their highlights that include William's reaction to meeting Mary Poppins, an explanation of the now infamous jumping jet story and a portion of pumpkin pie in a park. The boys are back for Series 8 of Help I Sexted My Boss on 29th June.
Help It's The Best Of Series 7 - Part One
22 juni 2021 |
24 min
William and Jordan take you through the best bits of the main episodes in Series 7 - including killing off Barry Mannilow, some lube on the side and a couple of bizarre listener problems. The best bits from Series 7 Weekend Release episodes will be with you on Friday morning.
Help It's The Pilot
4 maj 2021 |
28 min
A long time ago, in a studio in Manchester, William and Jordan recorded a pilot for their now hit comedy podcast Help I Sexted My Boss. Until now, this pilot had never been heard outside of a select few. Now, it's available to listen for an altogether more select few - the G and Divas. Much has changed. Much hasn't.
Weekend Release: 100th Episode Debrief
30 april 2021 |
15 min
William and Jordan reflect on a 100th episode special that ended with both of the boys feeling quite… squiffy. There's also time for a last couple of bits of advice.
Help It's Our Big 100th Episode Livestream Special
27 april 2021 |
71 min
To celebrate a centenary of Help I Sexted My Boss podcasts, William and Jordan stream the episode live on the internet, and the results are as chaotic as you'd expect (and hope for). They ask if they've changed since they first started, Producer Ben empties his big sack and there's plenty of (bad) advice for your problems and dilemmas.
Weekend Release: 100th Episode Planning
23 april 2021 |
17 min
With just days until the podcast reaches its centenary, William and Jordan get to planning what they're actually going to talk about. With no help from Producer Ben, and plenty of help from the G and Divas, can they form a plan?
Help I've Gone Viral
20 april 2021 |
49 min
It's the podcast's 99th episode and William and Jordan set about in as haphazard fashion as you could possibly hope for. There's news of a painted hallway, poo on some Polyanthus (and elsewhere) and about four Jordan Joke of the Weeks.
Weekend Release: Losing My VirGINiDy
16 april 2021 |
18 min
William and Jordan debrief when they became slightly 'tiddled' during their park visit last week. Also, they're compared to Lady and the Tramp and Jordan wants to know when you lost your virGINiDy.
Help I'm Moving To London
13 april 2021 |
34 min
William and Jordan reflect on this week's news and answer the G and Divas' problems.
Weekend Release: Pie In A Park
9 april 2021 |
17 min
For the first time in 2021, William and Jordan (and Producer Ben's laugh) are together. For the first time ever, William has a gin tin (or five). For the first time ever, Jordan discovers that it's carnation milk instead of coronation milk. It's a bonus episode of firsts.
Help My Mates Are Meeting In A Park
6 april 2021 |
48 min
With lockdown restirctions easing in the UK, William and Jordan answer your quickfire post-lockdown etiquette questions. There's also an update on Jordan's wallet and a long list of apologies.
Weekend Release: Census Results
2 april 2021 |
13 min
William and Jordan reveal the official Help I Sexted My Boss Census results. Also, a listener gets in touch about a mysterious godmother.
Help I'm A Thirteenth Wheel
30 mars 2021 |
39 min
Sometimes it seems like Jordan has changed so much, and then he loses his wallet again. Elsewhere, William and Jordan discuss their plans now that lockdown restrictions have eased, they remember what prizes they won at school and William brings yet another well thought out Wacky Word of the Week. Keep your ears peeled for an exciting announcement, too.
Weekend Release: Jordan's Snake Handler
26 mars 2021 |
15 min
In this week's bonus episode, William surprises Jordan with a special guest… who just so happens to be a G and Diva. There's also time for an update about a mask and some hot pants.
Help I'm Out Of A Man
23 mars 2021 |
44 min
Our Queen is back in the country, and there's much to discuss. William is straight back to his duties as he takes it upon himself to guide Jordan through a Help I Sexted My Boss-style census, Jordan has news of his house-buying nightmare and there might be an open door to for everyone's favourite 'talent' - because of course this is a three talent podcast.
Weekend Release: Jordan's Fan Fic
19 mars 2021 |
13 min
William reads some extracts from a fan fic all about Jordan's time in the I'm A Celeb castle. A tale that gives Wilfred and Justin a run for its money.
Help We Haven't Got A Plan
16 mars 2021 |
45 min
With no time for a planning meeting last week, the boys see where the wind takes them in this episode… and it takes them to some pretty strange places. Say hello to William Hannon, Jordan shares news of his new status as a Godfather and William shares all (not actually that much) on what he thinks of THAT Harry and Meghan interview.
Weekend Release: Inspirational Jordan
12 mars 2021 |
12 min
We don't always get emotional on this podcast, but when we do it's well worth a listen. William and Jordan reflect on Producer Ben's lookalike, hear from a listener who has inspired by Jordan and set you a challenge.
Help I've Got A Wonky Clock
9 mars 2021 |
42 min
After hitting the G and T so hard last week, William now finds himself in a situation with no G, no D and no T. Jordan thinks he has a solution… William's not convinced. In other news, there are more of Jordan's BRILLIANT impressions, William's had a complaint and FOUR listener problems for which the pair attempt to advise.
Weekend Release: William's Diary Part II
5 mars 2021 |
16 min
William delves deep into the doldrums of his diaries to find yet more evidence of the changes in his character since the period between 2010 and 2014. We also continue the conversation about bathing in sinks and there's a reminder that it's okay to not be okay.
Help My Neighbours Are Common
2 mars 2021 |
47 min
NEWS. WE HAVE NEWS. TOUR NEWS! Listen within for an update on the 2021 Boys Are Back Tour. For those of you not able to come to our live show or are not bothered, there's plenty more to enjoy. To start with, William can hardly string a sentence together because he's drunk before we've even started… so it'll probably be one of your favourite episodes.
Weekend Release: William's Apology
26 februari 2021 |
17 min
After last week's controversial argument, William has penned a heartfelt apology to Jordan… except it might not be quite what it seems. The boys also get through a couple of letters from the mailbag.
Help I've Left My Lube On The Side
23 februari 2021 |
44 min
For the first time ever recorded in history, Jordan is asking whether he's changed… this time he might have a point. William and Jordan also attempt to clear the air after last week's 'argument', they talk about their childhood bathing memories and share a never-before-told story of a Facetime call between the pair that ended up with Jordan catching William off-guard - stick around until the end for that part.
Weekend Release: Jordan's Safe Word
19 februari 2021 |
14 min
We start this Weekend Release hearing the word - or words - that William and Jordan would use as a safe word in any kinky sexual experiences that never happened, should have been cut and are completely made up. With a letter about pets eating condoms and some correspondence from Jordan's former tutor, it's a bonus episode for the ages.
Help I'm In A Man
16 februari 2021 |
40 min
As if doing another podcast with another man wasn't bad enough, William is now in a man. Or was it Oman? If bad Builder Mikey impressions, a near falling out between the presenters and a window cleaner who gets an eye full of sex toy sounds like you're kind of thing, then you're probably going to want to press play on this podcast.
Weekend Release: William's Bit On The Side
12 februari 2021 |
18 min
William and Jordan are joined by Jonathan Vernon-Smith AKA William's Bit On The Side to talk about his podcast with our very own William. The other podcast is called Keeping Up Appearances: The Luxury Podcast… and you don't need a physics degree to work out that it's a podcast about the hit BBC sitcom, Keeping Up Appearances.
Help I'm A Boss Who's Been Sexted
9 februari 2021 |
32 min
Fresh-faced from a logo update that features their fresh faces, William and Jordan are ready to tackle your problems more narcissisticly than ever before. There's an update (of sorts) on Jordan's housemate Joe and his job interview, William confesses to seeing someone else and a G and Diva has a problem with a sexting situation. Who ever knew there so much sexting?
Weekend Release: William's Diary
5 februari 2021 |
17 min
It was Jordan's turn to read out his 'diary' last week, and we all know anything Jordan can do William can do better… so here's William's version Also, there's an update from runner Paula and the 'randomer' who was sent Jordan's tax return.
Help I Fancy My Twin Brother's Boyfriend
2 februari 2021 |
35 min
We should all know by now that episodes of Help I Sexted My Boss can be chaotic. Well if you like the chaos, this episode is for you. Problems with Jordan's recording equipment (again), an interruption of Jordan's flatmate's job interview and a letter that may go down in this podcast's history. It's good to be back.
Weekend Release: Jordan's Diary
29 januari 2021 |
17 min
In this special episode, William and Jordan take a deep dive into Jordan's post I'm A Celebrity diary… expect lots of top gossip*. They also get another chat up line from a G and Diva and more details from a juicy problem in a recent episode. (*There is no top gossip.)
Help There's A Jumping Jet Behind Me
26 januari 2021 |
42 min
There was a time when Jordan being on page 3 of The Sun would have been expected, but for Our Jordan to be there along with some quotes from this very podcast… well that surprised us. Luckily for you, William is here to pull Jordan up for his prominence in the newspaper, question Jordan's chopstick etiquette and regale a tale of going commando at the gym. That's before you get to the discussion on the growing #LetBenSpeak campaign, four listener problems and a surprising revelation right at the very end. It's a good'un.
Weekend Release: William's Big Release
22 januari 2021 |
20 min
Anything can happen if you let it: proved in this bonus episode when Jordan slid into Mary Poppins’s DMs just to bring a smile to William’s face. Pour yourself a G and D (or rum punch, if there’s no D to hand) and hear our chat with the Olivier award nominee Zizi Strallen, who plays Mary Poppins on stage in Disney and Cameron Mackintosh’s West End production. Spit spot!
Help I Accidentally Sexted My Mother-In-Law
19 januari 2021 |
37 min
William and Jordan (and Producer Ben) are back to help you with your modern day dilemmas. From Covid shaming to mother-in-law nude sending, the boys are covering all the bases in this episode of the podcast. Jordan discovers what William has been sharing with the newspapers during his time in the castle, there's a back passage update from William and Producer Ben has provided a 'dossier' of evidence for why he should be allowed to speak.
Weekend Release: Doggy Style
15 januari 2021 |
12 min
They still won't let him speak, but that doesn't stop Producer Ben from being the talk of the town. After William and Jordan chat about Diego the whippet, they move onto some queries from a new listener and a bossy tea bag.
Help We've Killed Manilow
12 januari 2021 |
40 min
Series 7 is finally upon us and William and Jordan get to answering the most important questions right away. Is Barry Manilow dead? Has Joe Wicks taught William how to hang a picture frame? Will Producer Ben be allowed to speak again? Actually, it was just Producer Ben who was asking that. They also have time to get to your problems and dilemmas and there's a return for Jordan's Joke of the Week.
2020 Fistmas Special
25 december 2020 |
40 min
We can’t be together in person like last year's Fistmas, but we can still use our festive spirit to warm each other’s cockles with the 2020 Fistmas Special. William and Jordan chat about their Christmas traditions before unloading their festive sack of all its goodies. Perfect for that moment on Christmas Day when everyone usually falls asleep.
I'm A Celeb: The Reunion
22 december 2020 |
49 min
Our King of the Castle rejoins our Queen of the Podcast (and Producer Ben) to unpack some of the key moments from his time on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. That sick on the side of a cliff, those bushtucker trials and the phantom dribbler… and a few bits in between. This is the episode every G and Diva has been waiting for (for a couple of weeks longer than we expected… blame Producer Ben).
I'm A Celeb: Jordan North Is The King Of Our Castle
5 december 2020 |
15 min
It’s the twentieth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and Jordan might not be King in Wales but he is the King of our Castle! We are so proud of what he has achieved in the castle, and this podcast is dedicated to everything he has done in those four walls. We love Jordan. We love you. #GetBehindJordan until the end.
I'm A Celeb: Elves, Celebrity Cyclone and Jordan’s Best Bits
4 december 2020 |
30 min
It’s the nineteenth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and Jordan IS IN THE FINAL OF I’M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE! He gets through the Celebrity Cyclone, he dresses up as an elf, but the most important thing is he’s made it to the final three!!! If you want to see Jordan WIN #ImACeleb, now is the time to VOTE VOTE VOTE and #GetBehindJordan. And then vote again. And then #GetBehindJordan again. And then vote one more time.
I'm A Celeb: 120 Elephants, Kinder Bueno and Sam Thompson
3 december 2020 |
32 min
It’s the eighteenth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and Jordan has got his hands on some Kinder Bueno. There’s time for him to play hide and seek, ask the other campmates ‘Would You Rather?’ and he confirms that he’s never had crabs. If you want to see Jordan in the #ImACeleb final, now is the time to VOTE VOTE VOTE and #GetBehindJordan.
I'm A Celeb: Castle Inn, I Will Survive and Jay Rodriguez
2 december 2020 |
34 min
It’s the seventeenth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and Jordan has got a six pack! Which he promptly loses after a camp visit to the pub. After Bev’s departure, there wasn’t much that could have cheered Our Jordan up. Luckily there was a pint of Guinness on hand. Remember, from now until the end, we all need to #GetBehindJordan.
I'm A Celeb: Phantom Dribbler, Bye Bev and Scarlett Moffatt
1 december 2020 |
40 min
It’s the sixteenth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and accusations are flying around the castle about the identity of The Phantom Dribbler. The tide has turned on chief accuser Shane, but Jordan can never be too careful with making sure the other campmates don’t question the sprinkle from his tinkle. Remember, from now until the end, lets #GetBehindJordan.
I'm A Celeb: Spit, Mutton and Joe Tasker
30 november 2020 |
36 min
It’s the fifteenth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and Sprinkle/Tinkle Gate is still WIDE open. Jordan’s happy with his mutton (despite it not being dressed as lamb, but he’s not quite as happy with his octopus (which he chooses to spit). He’s also one of the unlucky few to miss out on a treat from his family. A mixed day. Remember, from now until the end, lets #GetBehindJordan.
I'm A Celeb: Week 2, Your Questions and Christopher Biggins
29 november 2020 |
29 min
It’s the fourteenth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and it’s time for William and Producer Ben to reflect on Jordan’s second week in the castle. They consider how much Jordan has changed, which celebrity from the show they’ll have as a guest and they enjoy a great old time with Christopher Biggins. Remember, from now until the end, lets #GetBehindJordan.
I'm A Celeb: Privy Problems, Nessun Dorma and Matt Edmondson
28 november 2020 |
29 min
It’s the thirteenth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and it’s time for the first celebrity to head home. AJ blames Jordan for some tinkle problems, Russell teaches the campmates how to sing and there’s an emotional farewell as they share their last meal as a 12. This just got real. From now until the end, join us and #GetBehindJordan.
I'm A Celeb: Policeman, Halsey and Woody and Kleiny
27 november 2020 |
36 min
It’s the twelfth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and it’s come to the time when we need to start voting for Jordan to keep him in the castle.Nonsense nonsense nonsense Mo Farah policeman and we also chat about the time when Jordan got Halsey and Yungblud in a muddle. You better listen close or you might misunderstand what we’re saying in this one.
I'm A Celeb: Bye Bye Beard, Megashag and Special Guest
26 november 2020 |
26 min
It’s the eleventh day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and Jordan North’s face is now as bare as his chest. But this episode isn’t about Jordan’s face, chest or leadership. It’s about the special guest. A guest so big, you’ll have to listen to find out who it is.
I'm A Celeb: All That Jazz, Showering Shane and Pendleside Hospice
25 november 2020 |
28 min
It’s the tenth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and Jordan North has once again lifted the mood of the nation. Last night we witnessed Jordan flossing(?) with his Burnley scarf, he learnt to dance to Chicago’s All That Jazz and that was all before he let Shane Ritchie fiddle with his nipples. I don’t think we’re getting a quiet night for Jordan North in this entire series, are we?
I'm A Celeb: Bev’s Book, Donna the Duck and Riyadh Khalaf
24 november 2020 |
40 min
It’s the ninth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and things are starting to get a bit tense. Although the cracks are starting to appear under Jordan’s laidback leadership, there’s still time for him to herd some ducks, win the castle coin challenge and looking forward to being ‘sat’ reading Beverley’s book.
I'm A Celeb: Royal Banquet, Camp Leader and Owain Wyn-Evans
23 november 2020 |
37 min
It’s the eighth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and Jordan has won himself another vote. The consequences of this latest vote are much less stressful than any vault or tunnel for most of us, but for Jordan it’s probably the stressiest of them all. Making decisions as Camp Leader was his hardest challenge last night. Spooning gravy down his gullet was the easiest.
I'm A Celeb: Week 1, Luxury Items and Bev's Daughter Danielle
22 november 2020 |
20 min
It's the end of the first week of Jordan's time in the castle and WHAT A WEEK IT'S BEEN. William and Producer Ben mull over the highlights of the past 7 days, they answer some of your problems and get to chatting to Bev's daughter Danielle about the budding friendship between Jordan and her Mum.
I'm A Celeb: Royal Confessions, Terror Troughs and Tony Blackburn
21 november 2020 |
31 min
It’s the sixth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and it was supposed to be Jordan’s first night off any involvement in a trial. We still managed to fit in a tiny bit of Jordan in a trial. Other things that haven’t changed are Jordan is still wearing his Burnley scarf, he’s still getting confused by the meaning of words and he’s still being an all round great guy as he pumped a shower for Mo Farah when no one else would. Keep it up, Our Jordan.
I'm A Celeb: Bare Foot Massage, Trapped Door and Nick Grimshaw
20 november 2020 |
24 min
It’s the fifth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and we’re just about getting used to our best mate being one of the most talked about telly personalities in the UK. Jordan was given his luxury item via a Ruthie bare foot massage, he got 12 stars in last night’s trial with barely a whimper and finally… FINALLY, he can have an early night!
I'm A Celeb: Bread and Butter, Nessa’s Tattoo and Jake Quickenden
19 november 2020 |
34 min
It’s the fourth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and after being worried sick for the first 15 minutes with no Jordan on our screens, we ended up having a whale of a time. Jordan was treated to some Michelin star level bread and butter, he had some sage advice for Ruthie and Russell as they took on their first trial and he thought the ‘ghost’ was around the corner when Shane decided to prank him in the privy.
I'm A Celeb: Frights Of The Round Table, Three Day Underwear and Katie Thistleton
18 november 2020 |
27 min
It’s the third day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle… and PLEASE CAN WE JUST HAVE A QUIET DAY OF JORDAN NORTH IN THE CASTLE. We learnt he weed the bed when he was 15, that he hasn’t yet changed out of his boxers and we had the first eating trial - with lots of gipping. William named this the disgusting episode of I’m A Celeb, and to be honest I’d probably agree with him.
I'm A Celeb: Happy Place, Happy Place, Turf Moor, Happy Place and Kerry Katona
17 november 2020 |
35 min
It’s the second day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle… and to be honest we don’t have much to update you on. ONLY KIDDING. There’s Jordan showering Vernon Kay, Jordan telling Mo that he missed Super Saturday, and Jordan telling Bev that Wendy had her exercise video. Oh… and the Viper Vault. AND he’s on tonight’s trial too. Just another quiet night of ITV primetime telly to get through.
I'm A Celeb: Vomit, Bev's Pockets and Jordan's Mum
16 november 2020 |
33 min
It's the day after the first episode and William's joined by Producer Ben and Jordan's Mum to talk about life in the I'm A Celebrity castle. As we expected, Jordan becomes centre of attention almost immediately as he throws up before it even gets going. Once he's talked down from the cliff edge by Sir Mo Farah it's quickly onto the castle, where too Jordan's surprise it's a castle and finally Jordan is voted for tonight's bushtucker trial - Viper Vault. That sounds right up his street.
Help I Sexted My Boss Does I'm A Celebrity
10 november 2020 |
14 min
William reveals our plans for Help I Sexted My Boss during Jordan's stint in the castle. Plus, he introduces a very very very special guest.
Help My Co-Host's Going Into The Castle
9 november 2020 |
11 min
Jordan North has some news to share and we think you're going to want to hear it.
Help It's The Best Of Series 5 - Part Two
30 oktober 2020 |
35 min
William and Jordan take you through a second episode of Best Bits from Series 5 - including a powerful letter from Charlotte, a reading from William's will and a guest appearance from Jordan's Mum.
Help It's The Best of Series 5 - Part One
27 oktober 2020 |
33 min
William and Jordan take you through the Best Bits of Series 5 - including Jordan's kinks, William's back passage delivery and we find out the uses for numbing lube. The second episode of Best Bits from Series 5 will be out on Friday.
Replay: Help We've Landed In Monaco
16 oktober 2020 |
42 min
For our final replay, it was Jordan's turn to decide on the episode we put out on the feed, and he opted to relive the lavish luxury of Monaco. Would Jordan's adventure into how the other half lived filled with disaster at almost every corner? We thought it probably would, that's why we did it. But you'll have to listen to find out.
Replay: Help I'm Marrying An American
9 oktober 2020 |
34 min
After the success of last week's REPLAY, this time it's William's turn to choose his favourite episode of the podcast. William obviously thinks it's all been downhill since the start because he's chosen the Royal Wedding Special from Series 1. To celebrate the always uneventful matrimony between Prince Harry and Meghan, William invites Jordan around for a luxury meal in his luxury flat. You might remember Jordan getting mixed up with his Princesses, his words and his manners - he gets mixed up a lot, but never more than in the Royal Wedding 'Spesh. The sixth series of Help I Sexted My Boss begins on the 3rd of November.
Replay: Help There's A Gay Ghost In My Bed
2 oktober 2020 |
36 min
This is the episode that features the winning moment of the first ever Help I Sexted My Boss World Cup of Best Moments. It's a prestigious title, and there could only be one winner. With the G and Divas voting in their droves on Twitter, the moment where Jordan describes his 'gay ghost' was crowned deserved champion. So, as prize for you and me, we've recorded a special new intro and we're re-releasing the episode for you to enjoy in all its gay glory once again. Help I Sexted My Boss returns on November 3rd - mark that date in the diary.
Help My Landlord Saw My Sex Toys
1 september 2020 |
36 min
For one last time in Series 5, William and Jordan are here to help you with your modern dilemmas. They reflect on what has changed since they started recording this series earlier this year, there's a surprise from Mikey and some exciting news about Producer Ben. Not to mention, some classic G and Diva problems to round it all off
Weekend Release: Wilfred and Justin Come Again
28 augusti 2020 |
17 min
As Producer Ben returns from holiday, as do Wilfred and Justin. Ben spent some time (about half an hour) penning a third episode of the hit comedy drama sitcom and it's quite an insight into his sordid mind. Also, the boys share some news that you're not going to want to miss, but you might regret you ever heard.
Help I've Got A Nude Of My Dad
25 augusti 2020 |
35 min
Producer Ben is on holiday this week, and to be completely honest you wouldn't be able to tell if was there or not - if you were to ignore the fact William and Jordan bring it up three/four times throughout the episode. In terms of what they actually talk about, William and Jordan chat about their recent meeting in a posh private members club (no, Jordan hasn't changed one bit) and apparently William is getting catty in his old age. It's also the full debut for William's Wacky Word of the Week jingle - it'll be in your head all day.
Weekend Release: Horizontal Refreshment
21 augusti 2020 |
12 min
It's time for another Weekend Release, brimming with extra bits from William and Jordan. And by extra bits, we mean a snazzy new jingle, more accent chat and talk of having sex with a pineapple.
Help My Brother's Girlfriend Is A Cheat
18 augusti 2020 |
36 min
From the Cost Per Shag conundrum to an erotic photo fail, William and Jordan help you navigate more modern day dilemmas.
Weekend Release: When Life Gives You Melons
14 augusti 2020 |
13 min
After the podcast received one of its most controversial questions to date, there is only one topic that we could start (and end) this Weekend Release with. Make sure you keep listening until the end to hear an update from Richard Pipkins.
Help I'm Mates With A Melon Plucker
11 augusti 2020 |
39 min
This episode has quite possibly the most stunning problem we've ever had… and we've had a few.
Weekend Release: William The Cover Star
7 augusti 2020 |
14 min
Most of us couldn't imagine William could get any more fabulous… until we found out he's a cover star.
Help I've Got My Eye On My Optician
4 augusti 2020 |
35 min
William chats about the etiquette of wearing a facemask, Jordan reveals his 30th birthday present and the pair share the tale of their latest sexual contact. And that's before we even get to William's WACKY Word of the Week.
Weekend Release: Ding-Dong Ditch
31 juli 2020 |
14 min
William and Jordan discuss the various names for knocking a door and running away before replanning their 2020 tour to include Barbados!
Help I Want A Rhino On My Face
28 juli 2020 |
33 min
William is joined by Jordan (and his mum) on his holiday in Spain.
Weekend Release: Jordan's Elocution Lesson
24 juli 2020 |
11 min
In the aftermath of William restarting elocution lessons after spending too much time with Jordan, the only acceptable outcome was to invite Jordan along for the ride for his own personalised lesson. As Jordan learns how to say 'ow' properly, maybe you'll be saying the same after listening to this episode. If you want to work on your voice like William and Jordan, please visit Gary’s website https://www.britishactingacademy.co.uk for more information.
Help I've Found A Ring In My Room
21 juli 2020 |
27 min
*FANFARE FOR NEW FEATURE* William's Wacky Word of the Week is back… I can't believe it ever went away. Elsewhere in the episode, Jordan updates us on the fun he used to get up to at his Aunty Cath's, William does his best effeminate Margaret Thatcher impression and Jordan has an update about a gay ghost.
Weekend Release: Fortnum & Mason Afternoon Tea
17 juli 2020 |
19 min
William invites Jordan to spend an afternoon stuffing his face with bread, butter and something sweet. Except it's a tiny bit classier than that.
Help I Like It Thick Cut
14 juli 2020 |
38 min
After the reading of William's will in the last episode we thought we had to bring excitement levels down again. So William shares news of his new pillow, Jordan shares his superstitions (there are a lot) and we struggle to come up with a joke of the week. We'll bring back the excitement next week.
Weekend Release: William's Perfect
10 juli 2020 |
17 min
William and Jordan return with their Weekend Release.
Help I Need To Work On My Dipthongs
7 juli 2020 |
39 min
If we had a Jordan episode a few weeks ago, this is certainly a William one (make sure you're pronouncing the one correctly (you'll get this when you listen to the episode)). William opens up about some slipping standards and he lets Jordan read out the details of his will. Jordan shares a story about his zip being down. They might be best mates but they honestly couldn't be more different.
Weekend Release: Our Jordan, My William
3 juli 2020 |
15 min
William and Jordan return for another Weekend Release.
Help My Folks Aren't Woke
30 juni 2020 |
33 min
After a week off filled with rest and recuperation, William is back at his best in this episode of the podcast. He educates Jordan about chantilly cream, educates himself on if a traybake yorkshire pudding is common and there's an important announcement that he's in charge of. You will not want to miss out on this one… unless you're in the UK and you don't want to get jealous.
Weekend Release: Battenberg In The Park
26 juni 2020 |
17 min
With social distancing rules relaxed, after 12 weeks apart William and Jordan were finally able to be within two metres of each other - which is close enough for William. They discuss how they've all got a tiny bit chubbier, they chat about the etiquette of being topless in the park and William shares news about some new fans in the Cabinet Office.
Help I Can't Get A Word In Edgeways
23 juni 2020 |
34 min
This podcast is hosted by Jordan North and features guest star William Hanson. In this episode you can hear Jordan sharing a story about him wetting the bed, how many unread messages Jordan has on his WhatsApp, a message from Producer Ben's girlfriend into Jordan's radio show and Jordan's first proper pint of lockdown. If you want to hear about William's life… you'll probably get more excited about next week's episode.
Weekend Release: Jordan's In My Dreams
19 juni 2020 |
14 min
In the first episode of the new bonus podcast from William and Jordan, we dissect one G and Divas dream featuring our very own Mr North. And William takes great pleasure in informing that Jordan has once again been nonsensical.
Help I've Got Wood In A Van
16 juni 2020 |
40 min
William and Jordan are living in their own bubble this week as William attempts to tempt Jordan to come over to his as part of his bubble. William has the builders in to build his new wardrobe, Jordan learns what the lady doth protest means and we discover the date of the first ever 'picky tea'.
Help I'm In Love With My Best Friend
9 juni 2020 |
42 min
Last week it was OK magazine, this week it's the Archbishop of Banterbury Instagram account. Jordan's made his mum proud these last few weeks. William and Jordan chat about Jordan's viral tweet and about the school projects they did (or they got their handyman to do). They help with a filthy neighbour, what to do if you've pooed on a driveway and how to tell a tea cup from a mug.
Help I'm Using William's Dongle
2 juni 2020 |
37 min
Ok, there's something we need to talk about. Jordan was interviewed in Ok magazine, and it might IT MIGHT be the thing his mum, Wendy is proudest of him about. After completing not just one, but two 5km runs, William shares what your trainers really say about you. And things end on a low note… you'll have to listen to find out what that's all about.
Help I'm Googling Lube
26 maj 2020 |
34 min
Things get a bit tingly between William and Jordan as they get elbow deep into the world of lubrication. Jordan shares why his walls are now covered in white liquid and William gets angry that helpful people let him know he's a meme on the internet. But you'll mainly want to hear the lube bit.
Help My Parents Are Pampering My Boyfriend
19 maj 2020 |
35 min
William and Jordan wrestle with perhaps the most important question they've ever dealt with… has Jordan changed? With a story of a colour consultation, details of how Jordan ended a Zoom call with a wee and a girlfriend who thinks her parents are pampering her other half. As always, we've got all the bases covered.
Help I Can't Handle The D
12 maj 2020 |
33 min
William and Jordan are back to help you with your lockdown dilemmas.
Help I Sound Like I'm In A Tunnel
5 maj 2020 |
36 min
It lasted about four weeks after we expected, but it has now happened. A technical glitch in an episode recorded remotely during lockdown. We can't really explain why or how it happened. But it did. For this we can only apologise, and we hope it doesn't impact on your listening enjoyment. Other than that, William and Jordan get very squiffy, Jordan gets his nips out and Producer Ben remembers to remind Jordan to take his cooking out of the oven on time.
Help There's A Delivery Up My Back Passage
28 april 2020 |
30 min
William and Jordan are on the mic once again as they help you with your everyday dilemmas from the safety of their homes. There is advice for if you fantasise about your favourite radio/podcast host, William gets a delivery up his back passage and Jordan has another sitcom episode to reveal - this time with two or three familiar characters.
Help I Want To Use My Uvula
21 april 2020 |
36 min
William and Jordan are back into their bedroom's/the oval office to help you with your lockdown dilemmas. It turns out that seeing naked people through their windows is still a massive problem during lockdown, Jordan's sitcom is definitely worth hearing but maybe not worth watching and opera singers have as many issues as the rest of us.
Help We're In A Love Lockdown
14 april 2020 |
36 min
For the first time ever, William and Jordan record a full episode of the podcast from the comfort of their respective homes. William in his best suit in the study. Jordan in his boxers from his bedroom. They chat about how they're getting on with social distancing, what to do about love in a lockdown and what to do if your flatmate isn't respecting the sanctity of the closed bedroom door.
Help My Boyfriend Is A Dick
7 april 2020 |
36 min
William and Jordan return to answer the dilemmas and questions of the esteemed G and Divas - but this week they've also got some problems of their own. Jordan has issues with his new wardrobe and chats about some interesting uses for his dressing gown. William complains about the lack of forthcoming love for him and calls someone's boyfriend a dickhead.
Help My Daughter Loves The D
31 mars 2020 |
35 min
William and Jordan return for Series 5 of Help I Sexted My Boss, and it doesn't take long for them to get back into the swing of things. William gets excited about Shawn Mendes' bulge, Jordan reveals that he has a 'missus' and a G and Diva reveals that their daughter loves the D.
Help It's The Best Of Series 4
24 mars 2020 |
35 min
William and Jordan take you through the best bits of Series 4 of Help I Sexted My Boss - including a gay ghost, Fistmas and Producer Ben speaks!
Help We're Live In Leeds
27 januari 2020 |
15 min
For the final time on tour, here is a sneak peak from inside Help I Sexted My Boss tour life. From inside the van to sneaking on stage pre-show, this is the bonus podcast episode you've been waiting for. This was supposed to come out on Friday so you've been waiting a bit longer than we'd hoped.... but it will be worth it. Just blame Producer Ben.
Help We're On Tour In Bristol
22 januari 2020 |
14 min
For the latest leg of the tour, William and Jordan have returned to the spiritual home of the executive producer. Jordan is taken on a tour of (the outside of) William's school, 'parps' William's car horn and it all ends with an old-fashioned sing song - what more could you want?
Help We're On Tour In Glasgow
20 januari 2020 |
14 min
This is the first of three special episodes from our time on tour around the country. You find William and Jordan on a street corner in Glasgow - proof that dreams do come true - as they update you on the latest events from the Bring On The D tour and answer favourite questions from the live shows so far. Make sure that you're subscribed to get the next couple of episodes as soon as they are released.
Help It's Fistmas At Jordan's
17 december 2019 |
33 min
Jordan has invited William over for Fistmas and it's set to be their most memorable dinner at Jordan's to date. (To date the only dinner that William has had at Jordan's). The pair discuss plan's for this Christmas, answer the last four of your problems of the year and go for a shocking tour of Jordan's abode… Stick around until the end.
Help We're Practically Perfect (In Every Way)
10 december 2019 |
29 min
William's dreams came true this week as he was finally able to pop in to Mary Poppins with Jordan. In this episode you can hear how they got on in the theatre, you can hear a very special voice for the very first time and Jordan hatches a very special plan.
Help There's Something Under Your Bed
3 december 2019 |
32 min
Once again the gin and Dubonnet becomes too much for William and Jordan (mainly William) to handle. Which means you'll get good advice for the first half or so, and then it quickly goes downhill from there. Listeners get in touch about a special Christmas party, regifting and Jordan remembers finding something in his friend's mum's draw...
Help I’m Going Thin On Top
26 november 2019 |
29 min
William and Jordan are back to with more advice to help you navigate the struggles of daily life, including how to deal with drunk guests at a party and what to do when you're forced to watch really bad amateur dramatics.
Help I've Had A Ride On The Duchess Of Cornwall
19 november 2019 |
37 min
Don't worry royal lovers, The Duchess of Cornwall is also a ferry. Elsewhere in the episode William tells Jordan why he won't be inviting his parents to the live tour in January, Jordan thinks the Orient Express stops off in Leyton and shares tips on how to become a part time radio DJ.
Jo from I Secretly Record My Boyfriend Calls The Help Hotline
14 november 2019 |
12 min
Jo keeps a massive secret from her boyfriend - she records him for a podcast that he has no idea exists. So her problem for William and Jordan is pretty simple - should she tell him? And if so... how?!
Help We're Live In Manchester
12 november 2019 |
36 min
After their recent performance at the Manchester Podcast Festival, William and Jordan release this edited version of their on-stage show.
Help I'm Surrounded By Naked Posh Boys
5 november 2019 |
33 min
Producer Ben is back to oversee quite possibly the funniest episode of the series so far. Hard to say if it's definitely true, but for the person who writes these descriptions it's definitely true. William and Jordan tackle lots of problems associated with nudity this week, and we only have the G and Divas to blame.
Help My Dad's Never Brushed His Teeth
29 oktober 2019 |
39 min
William and Jordan are let loose to record a podcast on their own as poor Producer Ben has set off on holiday for the week. When left on their own it was William who stepped up to the plate to write the script, Jordan who shared his new favourite chocolate bar and both of them continue to fantasise about their wedding pact. They missed Ben dearly and are very grateful that he is now back in their lives.
Help I Want To Bail
22 oktober 2019 |
30 min
It's another week of William and Jordan helping you with your modern day dilemmas, including a lesson on how to speak Burnley and what to if you want to put someone else's funny messages on your socials.
Help We're Getting Married At 50
15 oktober 2019 |
36 min
Luckily Jordan manages to fit the podcast in amongst his extremely busy BBC schedule - and it's a good job he has done because it's another corker. William and Jordan discuss what they will do if they're both single at 50,they there's an update on what happens to a circumcised penis and they start the search for a non-alcoholic gin and Dubonnet alternative. It's no surprise after all of this that William finds himself with plenty of time to spare...
Jessica Fostekew Calls The Help Hotline
11 oktober 2019 |
21 min
Comedian and host of the Hoovering podcast Jessica Fostekew calls William and Jordan to discuss
Help How Do I Keep it Casual
8 oktober 2019 |
31 min
William and Jordan talk about calling your boss mate (it's better than sexting them), Snog, Marry Kill that involves Christopher Biggins and Producer Ben and we hear whether Jordan's Joke of the Week or William's Wacky Word of the week has come out on top.
Riyadh Calls The Help Hotline
3 oktober 2019 |
16 min
In the first Help Hotline of the new series, it's YouTuber Riyadh Khalaf who has a problem for William and Jordan to answer. The problem comes in the shape of a penny-sized stamp from Riyadh's cat's bottom. This problem might be too much for William and Jordan...
Help There's A Gay Ghost In My Bed
1 oktober 2019 |
33 min
Help I Sexted My Boss returns for a fourth series as William and Jordan get back into the swing of answering all the G and Divas problems. In this cracker of an episode the chaps discuss how they managed to keep hold of their in-demand producer, William turning the grand old age of 30 (thirty) and Jordan's unexpected trip to a 'brasshouse'. With plenty more fun booked in between now and Christmas, make sure you are subscribed, primed and ready for the boys’ weekly release.
Help It's The Best Of Series 3
24 september 2019 |
37 min
As the boys prepare for Series 3, we hear some of the best moments from the third series - chosen by William, Jordan and the esteemed G and Divas. From William and Jordan's luxury trip to Monaco... to their not so luxury trip to Burnley. From chomping pork to Roger the butcher. From Jordan's Joke of the Week to #GiveMeThe D. This is the best bits from Series 3. Series 4 of Help I Sexted My Boss starts on 1st October. Subscribe and review!
Help How Do I Leave The (WhatsApp) Group?
18 juni 2019 |
37 min
It's a sad sad sad day. The end of Series 3. But things have got even sadder. After William and Jordan discovered that Producer Ben has worked on another podcast, they have decided to end his role as producer of the podcast. So as Producer Ben writes these descriptions, I have decided to end this description early. You know what to expect at this point anyway.
Owain Calls The Help Hotline
13 juni 2019 |
12 min
Who knew Help I Sexted My Boss could get even more flamboyant? I didn't think it could. But since weather presenter and journalist Owain Wyn Evans called the Help Hotline, it's become very clear that William and Jordan have many areas in which they could improve their flamboyance. Owain is on with his problem - what do you do if someone asks for your number and you don't want to give them your number? After a bit of struggling, William and Jordan come up with the answer. But if you do want Producer Ben's number… just ask. X
Help What Happens In Monaco Doesn't Stay In Monaco
11 juni 2019 |
38 min
THE DAY IS FINALLY HERE. William has to reveal what happened in Monaco. But before he gets to that, the lads chat about armrest etiquette, what to do with a third wheel and how the podcast should be the first thing on every first date conversation list… except if you're friends with Jordan.
Help It's The State Visit Extra Bits
6 juni 2019 |
39 min
After Tuesday's 'normal' episode recorded in Burnley, in this special episode we hear William raw and (slightly) unedited in Jordan's hometown. The pair have a mince around Burnley town centre, go for a tour of Turf Moor and finish off with a curry and a night in a hotel bed together… not like that. This is a state visit with way more class than any that has ever been before.
Help It's William's State Visit To Burnley
4 juni 2019 |
40 min
As Donald Trump arrives in London for his state visit to the UK, William arrives in Burnley for a trip Help I Sexted My Boss style. The visit does not get off to the best of starts as they arrive into a fairly beaten up AirBnB, but with the friendly people of Burnley, the incredible(!) surroundings of Turf Moor and a decent Oddies pastry in hand - it can only get better!
Taylor From Drunk Women Solving Crime Calls The Help Hotline
31 maj 2019 |
17 min
The Help Hotline returns after a break, thanks to Producer Ben actually switching the phone on… Our first caller is Taylor Glenn from the podcast Drunk Women Solving Crime. Much like William and Jordan, Taylor and her co-hosts are often found quite well sauced after a recording of their podcast, and this is exactly what her problem entails!
Help Jordan Has An Idea
28 maj 2019 |
30 min
Ever since William took the Sexted crew to Monaco for a luxury mini-break there has been an imbalance in the podcast for something a bit more… well, common. Jordan has the answer to that problem in this episode. The pair answer the G and Diva problems, including answering whether it's acceptable to go outside with wet hair - William and Jordan disagree. And there is a special edition of #GiveMeTheD.
Help My Best Man Wants To Go Commando
21 maj 2019 |
34 min
This week Producer Ben is getting a tattoo, which William does not approve of, so Jordan and William have plenty to get their teeth into from the off. In this episode we hear the podcast at it's jokey best, but we also hear a more serious side to our dynamic duo. From discussing whether one should wipe whilst standing or sitting, to having an honest chat about what to do if a friend is struggling - this episode has it all.
Help The Kids Aren't Alright
14 maj 2019 |
35 min
The lads are back in the studio and have lots to get through this week. The new royal baby (at time of recording didn't have a name) takes top billing in this episode, Jordan prepares for a special show on national radio and William has an answer for a G and Diva from Cornwall who is preparing for children over the busy summer holiday.
Help Someone's Parked In My Diplomatic Parking Bay
7 maj 2019 |
34 min
William and Jordan receive their first ever diplomatic letter-headed paper - don't worry, it's not a complaint against Jordan. Jordan has a potential business idea and he's hoping that William might be his first investor. And the boys answer your problems as usual. They are the agony aunts that keep on giving.
Marsha Calls The Help Hotline
3 maj 2019 |
10 min
Marsha calls William and Jordan to ask about what she should do if she goes to a friend's house and finds they have a filthy bathroom. William fans should listen if they care to find out about which bathroom cleaning products he prefers.
Help We're Backstage In Hackney
30 april 2019 |
32 min
William and Jordan turn on the microphones ahead of one of their live shows in Hackney.
Help I Don't Want Kids
23 april 2019 |
35 min
William and Jordan have returned from their travels to get back to what they do best… delivering mediocre advice for all of you lovely G and Divas. This is the first ever G&Dless episode of Help I Sexted My Boss, for quite an unusual reason. But the boys still manage to solve many problems. Including where is best to eat in Preston, what should you say if you really, really don't want children and they offer up some advice on how to host your own G and Diva party.
Help There's No Sauce For My Sausage
16 april 2019 |
36 min
William and Jordan return with a second episode recorded in their hotel room in Monaco. They discuss if Jordan behaved well enough during their Michelin starred meal, William shares his etiquette faux pas and Jordan continues to say words wrong.
Sophie Calls The Help Hotline
12 april 2019 |
12 min
In a special episode of the Help Hotline recorded live from Monaco, Sophie calls up William and Jordan to find out how best to deal with Instagram when abroad.
Help We've Landed In Monaco
9 april 2019 |
38 min
William and Jordan land in lovely Monaco for the very first Help I Sexted My Boss holiday. The pair discuss how much Jordan stuck out like a sore thumb, they welcome a third (fourth) member to the Sexted clan and they prepare for a night under the covers.
William's Luxury Flatmate Calls The Help Hotline
6 april 2019 |
12 min
William's former luxury flatmate 'John' calls the Help Hotline with his problem when meeting up with old friends before sharing some tales from living with our William.
Help Do I Spit Or Swallow
2 april 2019 |
35 min
In this episode the boys tackle one of the all time classic questions - to spit, or to swallow. Jordan is hungover, William has been to a fancy party. All the ingredients that are needed for a classic episode of Help I Sexted My Boss
Joe Calls The Help Hotline
29 mars 2019 |
6 min
Joe and his friend from university have some trouble with the morality of a Tinder date when one of their companions is still in a relationship when she came on the initial date. William and Jordan are here to solve this modern day problem.
Help I Laid A Log In A Wood
26 mars 2019 |
29 min
The advice flows once more from the mouths of William and Jordan like cat sick out of a cat's mouth - thick and fast. This week the boys chat movies, bad handwriting and there's lots about the toilet - or I should say where to go to the toilet.
Help My Neighbour's Got A Big Package
19 mars 2019 |
27 min
What would you do if your neighbour's delivery came through your front door already opened and it happened to be some… rather rude? Well, William and Jordan are on hand to answer that specific problem for you!
Luca Calls The Help Hotline
15 mars 2019 |
11 min
This time when the Help Hotline rings William and Jordan find themselves in William's luxury residence. They're on hand to help with Luca's pronunciation woes.
Help My Butcher Has Taken Me Up The Asda
12 mars 2019 |
25 min
In the second episode of the new series, William and Jordan chat about butcher's meat, pickled peckers and the state of Jordan's DMs. This is the podcast for all of your everyday modern challenges, problems and dilemmas.
Doctor Simon Calls The Help Hotline
10 mars 2019 |
8 min
The Help Hotline is open! William and Jordan are on hand to chat through your problems, and Doctor Simon has a dilemma.
Help My Gran Has No Filter
5 mars 2019 |
28 min
William and Jordan are back for Series 3 with more advice for the everyday challenges of modern life. The pair discuss William's recent viral tweet, Jordan's Hello! appearance and the etiquette of having a Gran who is always saying the wrong thing.
Help It's The Best Of Series 2
26 februari 2019 |
33 min
As the boys prepare for Series 3, we hear some of the best moments from the second series - chosen by William, Jordan and the esteemed G and Divas. From a cat choking on a condom to Jordan's alter ego, this is a run down of some of the classic moments from our second run of episodes. Series 3 of Help I Sexted My Boss starts on 5th March. Subscribe and review!
Help It's Christmas Day
25 december 2018 |
30 min
Christmas is a time for getting together with friends. So, as it's the final episode of this series, William has invited Jordan over to his for some festive treats!
Help We're Live In Camden
18 december 2018 |
35 min
William and Jordan host the first ever Help I Sexted My Boss.… LIVE. You hear a sneaky peak in this episode, but it might be heavily censored - the debauchery wasn't suitable for all ears… Maybe we will have to treat some more of you to another live show in the near future…
Help I've Photocopied My Bum
11 december 2018 |
26 min
Christmas fever is officially sweeping the nation. And there's one place where this festive cheer can turn into a minefield more than anywhere else. The office. Luckily, William and Jordan are on hand to help you with all your Christmas in the office concerns.
Help I'm Calling From The Bog
4 december 2018 |
26 min
Ring ring, ring ring. Your phone is ringing. But you're on the loo. What do you do? Pick up the phone? But you're literally having a poo. Well, if you want to know the answer to picking up the phone whilst you sat with your trousers down, this is the podcast for you. William and Jordan also talk about other things to do with phones, but the poo thing is a definite highlight.
Help I've Pulled On A Pendalino
27 november 2018 |
27 min
Whenever you're next hurtling through the British countryside on a fine public transport carriage, maybe you will think back to this episode. The episode where William and Jordan take you through everything there is to know about etiquette on a train… pretty much everything.
Help I Sneaked In A Sandwich
20 november 2018 |
30 min
William and Jordan get their mochalattaflatwhitecino orders in at the coffee shop and deliver you some much-needed advice on how to survive in the complex world of the modern day cafe.
Help I've Replied All
13 november 2018 |
24 min
For something that seems so easy, emailing people has the potential to throw up oh so many problems. Luckily, it's William and Jordan's latest topic for discussion, so from now on you've got nothing to worry about…
Help I'm Smuggling A Budgie
6 november 2018 |
35 min
William and Jordan share everything you need to know about dressing to impress.
Help It's Halloween
30 oktober 2018 |
25 min
Unsurprisingly, Halloween is not William's cup of tea, but Jordan gets the costumes in and the boys share all the tips you'll need for the spooky sesh… Oh, and William will tell you it's spelled Hallowe'en. He does care really.
Help I'm Going Up The West End
23 oktober 2018 |
32 min
It's showtime! William and Jordan raise the curtain to answer your questions and dilemmas about going to the theatre.
Help My Cat Ate A Condom
16 oktober 2018 |
26 min
What does the breed of your dog say about you? How do you deal with your friend's pesky pet? And what do you do if your dog eats a condom? William and Jordan answer these questions and more as the boys tackle pets in this episode of the podcast.
Help We're Moving In
9 oktober 2018 |
30 min
William and Jordan talk about living with a partner. Yes, you love them - but that doesn't mean it's not difficult. It's quite similar to William's relationship with Jordan actually…
Help I'm A Netflix Cheat
2 oktober 2018 |
29 min
Is it OK to eat in front of the telly? Are spoilers allowed? How bad is Netflix cheating? William and Jordan are on hand with some very different advice about watching television.
Help I'm A Fresher
25 september 2018 |
29 min
With students across the country heading off to university, William and Jordan decide to lecture them on the rights and wrongs of student life.
Help I Live Next Door To A Cougar
18 september 2018 |
25 min
William and Jordan let you in to everything you need to know about neighbours. No, not the Australian Soap Opera, this is about the people you live next to, above or below - or in William's case, the cows he lives next to.
Help I Deep Liked Your Ex
11 september 2018 |
21 min
William and Jordan share advice about how to live your life on Facebook.
Help We're Back
4 september 2018 |
28 min
William Hanson and Jordan North return to help you with the daily struggles of modern life. In this episode the boys discuss returning to work after the long, hot summer. How long after your holiday are you allowed to talk about it? As a parent, should you pick your child's new pencil case? And what is the best way to take a compliment?
Help It's The Best Of Series 1
21 augusti 2018 |
15 min
As the boys prepare for Series 2, we hear some of the best moments from the first series - chosen by William, Jordan and the esteemed G and Divas. From Jordan struggling to pronounce trepidation to William solving problems, this is the perfect quick fix of Help I Sexted My Boss.
Help It’s Time For Takeoff
3 juli 2018 |
23 min
The boys share advice on airplanes as they get ready for holiday season in the last episode of this series.
Help I’m Having A BBQ
26 juni 2018 |
30 min
Summer is here! So William tells Jordan everything he needs to host a garden party, not a BBQ!
Help I Had Sex On TV
19 juni 2018 |
25 min
With Love Island back on our screens Jordan and William have lots of advice for reality telly lovers.
Help I’ve Flown The Nest
12 juni 2018 |
29 min
Jordan has moved to London and William is on hand with some advice about relocating.
Help I Can’t Stand Football
5 juni 2018 |
20 min
William and Jordan are having a World Cup party and have some very different advice for football fans.
Help I’m Off To Benidorm
29 maj 2018 |
18 min
William and Jordan are on hand with some very different advice for us Brits abroad.
Help I Rinsed The Work Drinks
22 maj 2018 |
26 min
The rights and wrongs of the workplace can be hard to navigate. Thankfully William and Jordan are on hand with some very different advice.
Help I’m Marrying An American
15 maj 2018 |
29 min
Royal weddings can be a struggle. Thankfully, William and Jordan are on hand to help!
Help I Don’t Wash My Gym Kit
8 maj 2018 |
29 min
William and Jordan share very different advice as they help you navigate the struggles of going to the gym.
Help I Don’t Want To Split The Bill
1 maj 2018 |
25 min
William and Jordan share very different advice as they help you navigate the struggles of dining out.
Help I Hate My Flatmate
24 april 2018 |
27 min
William and Jordan share very different advice as they help you navigate the struggles of living with flatmates.
Help I Danced Down The Wedding Aisle
17 april 2018 |
24 min
William and Jordan share very different advice as they help you navigate the struggles of all things weddings.
Help I Went To A Job Interview Drunk
10 april 2018 |
32 min
William and Jordan share very different advice as they help you navigate the struggles of a job interview.
Help I Dated Two Guys In An Hour
3 april 2018 |
27 min
William and Jordan share very different advice as they help you navigate the struggles of a break up.
Help I Tweeted A Dick Pic
27 mars 2018 |
26 min
William and Jordan talk all things Twitter etiquette with very different advice on how to deal with social media blunders.
Help I Was Sick On A First Date
20 mars 2018 |
23 min
William and Jordan share their very different advice on how to deal with first date dilemmas.
Preview
13 mars 2018 |
2 min
A preview of what to expect from William and Jordan as they help you navigate the daily struggles of modern life.
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