Hojo and Hunnsy’s Hard Rock House
HoJo and Hunnsy are hard at work strategising about how they can get their metal-hating kids the appreciate the glories of hard rock. Looks like they’re failing. Has anyone got any ideas? Meanwhile, the boys dive into albums by Night Ranger and Wild Horses. Also, what on earth does Hunnsy’s daughter mean when she says Nuno Bettencourt is ‘leng’? What’s the greatest opening track on a debut album? Why did HoJo meet Ozzy Osbourne’s own personal dwarf back in the early ‘80s? And where is he now?