A recording describes the alleged story of Kirk Lazarus, a 19th-century inventor from Toontown, Delaware. Lazarus supposedly built a working time machine and used his friend, Justin Time, as his first test subject. Justin vanished during the experiment, only to seemingly reappear as a frozen body discovered in Antarctica, dated thousands of years older than his clothing. Lazarus confessed, and when authorities pursued him, he escaped via his time machine. The recording concludes with speculation that Lazarus traveled to ancient Egypt, based on hieroglyphic resemblances.