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John and Alexx discuss movies, rarely hating them, thus negating the name.
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In their own re-enactment of this Villeneuve thriller, Alexx brings terrible jokes and John can only watch in horror as he realizes his own complicity.
Batman and Robin superfan Ted Douglas joins John and Alexx to discuss Joel Schumacher's 1997 masterpiece Batman and Robin. Listen in rapt attention as Bane gets an Oscar; Ice gets punned; Macgregor Syndrome is cured; Uma gets Thurman'd! What else do you want?!
Ted's Play can be found at: sirentheater.com
Robert Eggers' take on the classic tale offers more empowered female characters, but is his knowledge of Dracula Law up to snuff? Alexx sinks his teeth into the real issues at the heart of the movie
I painted my face for THIS?
A movie so nice they named it twice?! In this economy?!
John and Alexx really love Michael Keaton and Catherine O'Hara so they sat through Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. Enjoy!
The hunger has returned to Alexx's brain. It never really left. That hunger for an insane 2007 thriller where Kevin Costner is the serial killing head of a box factory. Cameron Harrison from Open Pike Night and Green Shirt joins the fellas as their dark passenger as they journey into the mind of a maniac. A maniac with a box factory.
A Green Knight? In this economy? Yeah, I'd like to see that.
Is this a terrible movie, or did we fall for the ultimate Joker's trick?
John and Alexx bravely ask the question: Would Alexx blow his younger self? The answer may surprise you! Also they discussed "My Old Ass"
Have you ever wanted to watch all the Alien movies at the same time?
...No?
...That's a terrible idea?
Someone should have told Fede Alvarez.
The fellas cut through the politics and religion in this 2011 dark satire to get to the real questions like "How does sex work?"
M. Night Shyamalan loves his daughter so much he built a movie around her, but not enough to make it a good one.
John and Alexx brave the hinterlands of Ireland to answer the eternal question: Can a blind Tilda Swinton-looking lady summon a golem powerful enough to destroy a general practitioner?
Only a frank discussion of the horror hit "Oddity" will tell.
The fellas talk through nostalgia pains, identity and more when discussing Jane Schoenbrun's latest horror entry.
The world of civil asset forfeiture comes alive as Aaron Pierre goes head-to-head with Don Johnson. Will justice prevail or is this rebel a ridge too far?
John and Alexx reenter the magical world of Hayao Miyazaki with "The Boy and the Heron." They then quickly ruin it with crude jokes. Enjoy!
John and Alexx break the complex cipher that is David Fincher's Zodiac. Well, mostly they just gush over the film while alexx gets jealous over how easy it was to get away with murder in the 60s and 70s.
What if you played all your favorite sci-fi movies at once and at half-speed? It would be more interesting than Zak Snyder's unceasing director's cut of Rebel Moon.
John and Alexx discuss Arcadian. Tune in for the movie, stay for the naked mole-rat talk.
Some people laugh at Michael Stone because he's different. He gets viciously depressed and pushes away others because they're all the same. Not as punchy as the popular Hot Topic shirt, but a better movie than that one about being an Federal Bikini Inspector.
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Much like Francis Ford Coppola and William Friedkin took their crews deep into the jungles to explore the very soul of humanity, Wes Anderson takes the cast and crew of Asteroid City on a voyage up his own ass.
John and Alexx get swole as hell to discuss Pain and Gain. Also: a joke about shrunken testes goes here.
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John and Alexx once again prove their allyship by dunking on Ethan Coen's "Drive Away Dolls."
Marcy Phillips from the podcast Idle Ride joins us to talk about one of her favorite comfort films. Get cozy and hear us talk about growing up, being nice to evil dogs, and water park enemas.
The fellas talk about the recent Best Picture winner
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John and Alexx put in the final word on feminism (Spoiler: It’s great!) while discussing Yorgos Lanthimos’ “Poor Things”
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Erik (from some podcast called Wiz Biz) joins the fellas to talk worm.
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Many years ago Alexx made John sign a contract in blood. Today, John and Alexx discuss Phantom of the Paradise. A connection? You decide.
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Jason Statham is the Beesatz Haderach.
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Join John and Alexx as they live up to their title while watching Saltburn. They hated it, just to be clear.
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Join John and Alexx as they torture the location of Alexx’s missing Pez dispenser from the winner of their “Meet the boys contest.” Also, they discuss Denis Villeneuve’s “Prisoners” Spoiler: it was under the desk.
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Hope no one gave you two guys talking about a zero-budget alien movie because we can’t return this. Happy Holidays!
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The fellas are joined by Rob Campbell from the podcast Green Shirt to discuss what might be the greatest movie of all time.
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Listen as John bravely tolerates Alexx’s depression talk in the episode about Lars von Trier’s Melancholia.
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What will you do while the world burns? Sure you could stand up to the systems that oppress us, but real heroes will watch a movie where that happens and then podcast about it.
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John and a shape-changing alien mimicking alexx discuss John Carpenter’s The Thing. Spoiler: John is also a Thing; and the microphones; and the RSS feed.
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Don’t let the title spoil the movie for you, let us do it.
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Alexx ain’t afraid of no ghosts while John cries at the sight of Fischer Price phone.
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Special guest Roejen joins the fellas to talk about this Andy Sidaris 80s classic of big hair, big explosions and big…fun!
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Shoehorned needle drop: John and Alexx discuss…. Yet another needle drop: Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3. I dunno, a David Bowie song maybe?
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Life’s a beach and then you…grow old?!?! Take an oceanside trip with M Night Shyamalan, as he explores the mysteries of aging and the dangers of Boneitis.
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Slap on your sunscreen because, baby, we’re going on summer break! Or, you know, we’re skipping an episode. Please Enjoy this Patreon Bonus episode for “You, Me, Madness”
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Loose yourself from the shackles of your water addiction and rejoice, for John and Alexx have decided to take to the desolate wastelands of podcasting and discuss Max Max: Fury Road.
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John and Alexx bust out their favorite TikTok dances to discuss M3GAN. Also: John power washes Alexx’s face with Roundup.
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Pretty much a movie about John and Alexx. Instead of doing battle nude on a volcano. They are mind warriors, fighting their brain battles nude on podcast. They also announce an exciting, super butch new show branding.
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In this episode, John and Alexx travel back in time to their parents’ basement to watch Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves: D20s are rolled; pizza and mountain dew is enjoyed; magic is cast; but sadly sex is not had until after grad school for engineering.
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Though the title sounds like a FB post from your most unemployed uncle about no longer being able to use the microwave at 7-11, it’s actually a muddy film from George Clooney.
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Duncan Jax returns for the very first time! We first learned of his exploits way back in episode 7 , but now it’s time to see the film that launched it all. We’re talking balloons, ninjas, baboons, gold, other kinds of balloons. Baby this picture’s got ’em all!
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The fellas chop it up about a single-take zombie film that becomes so much more. Alexx has OPINIONS™ about Stephen King’s IT.
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Flying purple people eaters? A wooden lead? Inflatable wacky men? This movie has everything!Join John and Alexx as they discuss Jordan Peele’s “Nope”
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Riddle me this! What has four legs, 150 episodes and an increasing awareness of their own mortality? Here’s a hint: They’re talking about The Batman this episode.
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Master of Joaquin, I’m pulling your PhoenixTwisting your mind and smashing your weenis (metaphorically)Blinded by booze, you can’t see a thingJust call my name ’cause I’ll hear you screamMaster, master Ok I didn’t see the movie but we can all agree Metallica was good for a bit.
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Multiverse madness abounds! John hops into an alternate universe where he is occasionally wrong! Alexx gains the skills of another Alexx who isn’t constantly talking about cloacas! At some point this movie is discussed.
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This same thing happened to me at Olive Garden once, but I didn’t make a dang movie crying about it.
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Our dream series wraps up with this Cameron Crowe attempt at scifi. A movie that dares ask tough questions like “what if Tom Cruise was slightly less handsome?”
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The fellas dive back into the dreamscape with this surreal animation. Alexx goes so deep into dream logic it affects his understanding of words and John has to turn into a giant baby to restore reality. Well, less of a turn than a slight shift.
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John and Alexx do a third level podcast about Inception. The kick? Their love.
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Start your new year off right by not watching this movie (or listen to Alexx and check it out). The boys peel off the layers of mystery in Glass Onion each finding very different things.
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The original bad boys of movie review podcasting flip the script and hang out with The Nice Guys. Alexx undoubtedly says something horrible yet brave and John sagely says correct things, but in a tough and cool way.
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John and Alexx retrace Nicolas Cage’s steps as he travels through Portland in search of his missing pig.
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You know how so many reboots aren’t a good as the originals? How they fail to capture the spark of what made the originals so exciting and fun? Well you won’t have to worry about that with Willow!
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We all know that classic tale: boy meets girl, girl leaves boy, girl returns with a growth on her neck containing a reborn Native American sorcerer. This time though, there’s a twist! Join the fellas and discover the dark truths behind tarot and hospital administration.
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Part hillbilly, part redneck, all action. Well some action…accompanied by some antics. The fellas go okie noodlin on this 2010 horror comedy to see if it’s a hoedown of ha-has, or if it belongs in the outhouse.
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Listen to John and Alexx do what they want to do, say what they want to say, live how they want to live, play how they want to play… also they discuss the 1991 classic The Addams Family
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Listen to John (Love) and Alexx (Thunder) discuss the newest work of one Mr. Taika Waititi (Hail?).
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Neo- Tokyo is about to E•X•P•L•O•D•E and JAHS is about to P•O•D•C•A•S•T about it.
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Remember the 70s? No, because you weren’t born yet, which is a moral failing on your part. Not to worry though, because neither were John or Alexx. So let’s unravel this mysterious decade together by watching PT Anderson’s Licorice Pizza.
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Alexx has a new podcast. John was nice enough to let him post episode 1 on here. Wiz Biz with Alexx and Erik is available wherever you find podcasts. wizbizpodcast.com
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Join us as John and Alexx get irradiated by the rotting corpse of an alien stuffed into the back of a Chevy Malibu. Or, you know, discuss the movie Repo Man
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Edgar Wright transforms London’s swinging 60s into a swing and a miss. Listen as the boys bury their Mod/Teddy Boy feud to discuss why.
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The fellas grunt and squeak and squawk about the extremely cursed 1996 film and the documentary about its creation.”Lost Soul”
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Join podcast aces John (callsign: REAPER) and Alexx (callsign: SIDE SALAD) as they take the highway to…to uh…oh man, I just had this….it’s like a place or something. Let’s say a zone. And that zone…*lowers sunglasses* ain’t safe. Anyway, tune into find out about playing with the boys, bending the rules and why Alexx hates …
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What if everything you knew was wrong and everything is actually a nightmare? I mean it is, but what if it was the kind with tentacled monsters and Sam Neill? NEXT EPISODE: TOP GUN (1986)
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Willkommen to episode 128, wherein John and Alexx discuss the WW2 comedy Jojo Rabbit. In a shocking turn of events, both John and Alexx side with the allies… talk about journalistic bias, right? Sheesh.
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James Strayer joins the show to to brag about how he cucked Alexx by starting a new podcast with John. Also: We talk about Poltergeist 2. Links:
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What better way to wrap up loving Dick than with Cameron Harrison from the TNG podcast Green Shirts (twitter: @greenshirt87). The fellas explore some of the film’s rich themes, including “robots, huh?” and try to figure out why Cameron doesn’t like it.
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Tonight John and Alexx continue to love Dick* by discussing the Schwarzenegger classic “Total Recall.” Or do you only remember it that way? *Phillip K. Dick
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Can you imagine a world where the mere thought of crime is illegal? You can? That’s illegal and you are now under arrest. This is not exactly the plot of Minority report, but can you imagine if it was? Again, that’s illegal and you are being arrested. This is the first episode in the “I …
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Wes Anderson? You ask me, this needs LESS Anderson. Now I’m gonna make a 2 hour movie about how hard it is for someone to write that joke.
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Podcasts are built on hope? Bor Gullet? I dunno. Go listen to John and Alexx talk about Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. Next Episode: The French Dispatch
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Sion Sono couldn’t be bothered to make an interesting or coherent movie. So why should my write up of the episode be any different? Purple monkey dishwasher. Next Episode: Star Wars: Rogue One
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In this Rashômon-isode John and Alexx fight to the death over a matter of honor: who drank the last White Claw. After the slap fight they discuss Ridley Scott’s “The Last Duel”. Next Episode: Prisoners of the Ghostland.
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Fun romp or hateful sludge? The fellas wage a cold war over this James Bond throwback from 2014. Special Guest appearances by John’s partner Hazel as well as their cat Stursh. One provides helpful trivia, the other is hungry. Listen to find out which is which! Next Episode: The Last Duel (2021)
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A joyful movie for the whole family! John admonishes dire theories about Totoro. The fellas then record a super dark episode discussing it.
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Body horror, occult magicks based on cured pork and the world saving power of arranged marriages – ya know, all the normal stuff you expect from a kids movie. Miyazaki month rolls on with Ponyo!
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John and Alexx start their investigation into the works of Hayao Miyazaki with Porco Rosso. So far the investigation has turned up nothing but delight… and some light embezzlement. But mostly delight! Next episode: Ponyo
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A mixup at the nerd factory caused this epic poem to be way too horny! Can lifeless CG bring it down to minimum safe levels? Find out in this episode!
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Nice entropy you got there. It’d be a shame if someone…reversed it. Maybe you listen to John and Alexx try to make sense of Christopher Nolan’s fussy little puzzlebox and that don’t happen. Next episode: Beowulf (2007)
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In this zippo-trick of an episode, John and Alexx risk their very souls by watching 2005’s Constantine. Turns out that Alexx never had one and John sold his in 1996 for half a tuna melt. Win? Next Episode: Tenet
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After thousands of years of a secretive podcast breeding program, and a massive dose of space drugs, John and Alexx become the Kwis’cast Pod’erach, bringing jihad to all other podcasts. Erik Arneson (arnemancy.com) joins in to keep Alexx from making more horrible Kwisatz Haderach puns.Find our review of David Lynch’s Dune on patreon.com/alexxbollen
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In this two martini lunch of an episode, John and Alexx travel back to the swinging 60s to discuss Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. After the swinging, they look at each other awkwardly and leave… much like every other recording. Next Episode: Constantine
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The Empty Man cannot be viewed. Even if it could be viewed , nothing could be known about it. Even if something can be known about it, it cannot be podcasted about. The boys did it anyway.
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Horror month marches onward with this tale of cruel patriarchy, toxic friendship and even more toxic dialogue. Next: The Empty Man (2020)
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James Wan does it again and we wish he would stop. NEXT: Jennifer’s Body (2009)
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Super excited to welcome Rob Campbell from Green Shirt Podcast! Way less excited about the movie we discussed!
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The name says it all. Thanks to Patrick Zeroone for the suggestion! Next episode: Land of the Lost
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In the tradition of 2001, Solaris and Space Truckers, comes this thoughtful glimpse into the soul of one man who…CHIMP FIGHT! IT’S GOT A CHIMP FIGHT! IN SPACE!!!!! Next episode: Psycho Goreman
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What do you get when you combine Roy Batty, Catwoman, and Ferris Bueller? Buddy, what you got right there is a Nighthawke. But, hey, at least the soundtrack is good. *some audio issues on this one. The issue should be resolved for next episode. Apologies. Next Episode: Ad Astra
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We made a dark promise to one another after the first one that we’d watch the next one. Guess we’re just twisted, like the allegedly beautiful mind of James Gunn. Was it as crappy, or just stinky? These are the questions you are dying to know.
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A fun, goofy pulp comic becomes a goofier action romp. Alexx gets hornier than usual for Brian Blessed and Max Von Sydow. We get listener feedback…or do we??? Next Episode: Ladyhawke
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Have you ever been listening to all of Hawkwind’s albums at once while a bookcase of Terry Brooks novels falls on your skull? Congrats! You’ve got what it takes to write this 1983 fantasy film! Next Episode: Flash Gordon
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Gritty, uncompromising and daring are no longer just words to describe Arby’s Big Beef ‘n Cheddar thanks to this 2014 thriller. Next episode: Krull
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In this episode John and Alexx take the light to discuss M. Night Shyamalan’s “Split.” Though Alexx probably talks about M. Night Shyamalan’s “Glass” more often… is he an alt? The listening audience may never know. Next episode: Nightcrawler
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Most charming anachronistic comedy/romances are much too afraid to have 45 minutes of jousting. This is not most charming anachronistic comedy/romances. Next Episode: Split (2016)
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Get your Bane voices ready, for tonight John and Alexx discuss The Dark Knight Rises. Next Episode: A Knight’s Tale
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When talking about “first contact” movies a select few come to mind. First, Contact, followed closely by First Contact. Does Arrival have what it takes to be part of that elite group, or is it terrible like The Arrival? Next episode: The Dark Knight Rises (2012) The Denver Library chats with Walter Chaw mentioned in …
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John and Alexx spend an hour trying to not disclose just how much they know about Sonic porn. Instead they discuss 2021’s Sonic the Hedgehog. Next episode: Arrival (2016)
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“The John is good! The Alexx is evil! The Alexx shoots seeds and makes new life to poison the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the John shoots death and purifies the earth. . . . Zardoz has spoken.” John and Alexx watched Zardoz. Now everything is different. Next Episode: …
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John and Alexx decided to waste a collective 8 hours of their remaining time on this earth watching Zack Snyder’s Justice League. Now listen to them talk about it!
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This movie forces you to feel the ennui of eternal life by being nothing but endless pain, confusion, and Christopher Lambert. Next episode: Zardoz
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The fellas dive into this no-budget creature feature with unexpected results. Alexx puts on his best duct tape and shows off some new vocal skills. Meanwhile, the sight of Bigfoot’s dong sends John into a Proustian reverie about his own filmmaking past. Next episode: Highlander 2: The Quickening
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The Safdie brothers thriller is as multi-faceted as the titular gem itself. John sees Howard Ratner’s struggle as a microcosm of the human existence where we fruitlessly try to gain forward progress while trapped on the hamster wheel of modern existence. Alexx wants more dick jokes. Next episode starts terrible movie month with “Suburban Sasquatch”
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“You’ve got males.” Get it? Like the AOL soundclip, and John and Alexx identify as male? It’s a homonym joke… Anyway, in this week’s paean to NYC (it’s like another main character!), Alexx and John discuss You’ve Got Mail. Cyber sex was had, ASCII dicks were created, and Alexx has a mental health breakdown. Enjoy! …
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Tonight ? and ? discuss The Mummy. ? mostly talks about Star Wars while ? drools over practical effects. Also: making hieroglyphs work in this box was very hard so forgive the boring write-up. Next episode: “You’ve Got Mail”
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As the great detective Sherlock Holmes once said “Watson! You totally barfed when that guy lied.” Wise words…. wise words. Anyway, John and Alexx watched Knives out.
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No more toxic friends in 2021. This includes Wonder Woman. There’s also a new segment on the show that’s not about a dude’s teeth.
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The elves were the least funny part of Lord of the Rings, but somehow like those Minions, they got their own spinoff. Special guest Steph Infection from TMITuesday joins us to discuss this new Xmas classic.
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Revisiting Warren Beatty’s 1990 carnival of grotesques recalls the bold, brassy magic of musical theater by way of Dario Argento. Also Alexx reveals a dark secret about his mysterious past.
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Children of Men is the prequel to Boss Baby.
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Join John and Alexx on the Ark of friendship (and snarky comments) to discuss Darren Aronofsky’s “Noah”. Joke goes here.
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Happy Halloween! To celebrate we watched a film so scary, it caused Alexx to wet himself on the bus three weeks before he even saw it! Then to calm down, we recorded an episode about Verotika. It’s bad! The kind of bad you don’t want to talk about, but we did.
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Resident optics geniuses John and Alexx discuss 2020’s The Invisible Man. Spoiler alert: He’s probably hiding underneath your bed, or so the prophecy lead us to believe. Apologies for the slightly crappy recording quality, Alexx did a dumb. Still sounds better than your show though, newb.
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Explorers in the further regions of experience, demons to some, angels to others, movie reviewers to all- John and Alexx continue Spooky October with Clive Barker’s “Hellraiser.” Enjoy… or find pain… they are the same within the murky climes of podcasting.
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Two men with dark pasts. Stranded by forces beyond their control. Bound by anger, repressed love, and fear…spiral into madness as they talk about The Lighthouse.
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Portland is awful right now, so John and Alexx skipped this week. So please enjoy an old Alexxcast wherein John is a guest and they discuss Neil Breen’s Fateful Findings. Show resumes in two weeks with “The Lighthouse”.
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In this wicked pissa’ of an episode, Alexx and John finish off season 1 of Disney’s The Mandalorian. Spoiler alert: Baby Yoda does vapid cute stuff whilst Carl Weathers melts our collective heart.
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Everyone’s favorite main character of The Mandalorian is back for more episodes of The Mandalorian! Join the fellas as they figure out if any of them are worth a damn and stick around to unravel the mysteries of Baby Yoda’s feet and learn how to steam a dude. As a bonus, there’s also the most …
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Alexx and John discuss The Mandalorian episodes 1-2. Spoiler alert: helmets are worn, Werners are Herzoged. Helpful Links:BLACK COMMUNITY GROUPS: Don’t Shoot PDX: https://www.dontshootpdx.org/tag/donate/ Black Resilience Fund: https://secure.givelively.org/donate/brown-hope/black-resilience-fund BLM PDX: https://www.facebook.com/blacklivesmatterpdx LEGAL STUFF: Bail Fund (PDX Defense Fund): Venmo/CashApp: @DefenseFundPDX National Lawyers Guild: https://www.nlg.org/donate/ ACLU OR: https://aclu-or.org/en/donate FRONTLINE SUPPORT: The Witches: https://twitter.com/Bitchwitch20 OHSU Student Volunteers: https://twitter.com/OHSU4BLM PDX Action Medics: https://twitter.com/PDXActionMedics Snack Bloc: https://twitter.com/Snackbloc Snack Van:https://twitter.com/SnackVanTM INDIE …
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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away a quaint series of movies captured the world’s imagination. Star Wars, a dashing, fun, swashbuckling adventure, full of romance, intrigue and timeless themes. Decades years later the idiot behind LOST edited a bunch of scenes together in a frenetic blur designed to distract the audience …
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The boys get twisted while checking out the latest version of that warped clown everyone knows and loves: Joaquin Phoenix.
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A futuristic, cyberpunk Pinocchio that adds some new twists (female lead, slightly more gruesome violence) while keeping the classic bits we all know and love (doing yoga poses for your dad).
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Who better to discuss the feminism of this summer blockbuster than your favorite pair of sweaty, middle-aged white dudes! No, not those twins on the scooters, I’m talking about John and Alexx.
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’Twas brillig, and the podcast hosts Did quarantine in the bade:All wobbly were the microphone posts, And bad puns were made. Beware the John-erwock, my son! The JAHS that bite, the claws that catch!Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Alexxcast!Funny poetic lines, etc! To finish off our exploration of Tim Burton we watched “Alice in …
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You know how in a lot of movies fish are too small? Well buddy…you are in for a treat.
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In this ack-isode, John and Alexx continue their exploration of Tim Burton by discussing Mars Attacks! Spoiler: Alexx is a green skeleton, whilst John is red.
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Our look at the films of Tim Burton starts now with the 1988 comedy/horror classic Beetlejuice. Alexx asks some hard-hitting questions about 80s teeth, Winona Ryder and spelling; while John gets tossed into the worm-ridden wastes of Saturn.
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Enjoy your quarantine from a deadly disease by listening to the now-bunkered boys talk about a fictional deadly disease. This 1995 film has it all, bootstrap paradoxes, Bruce Willis’ butt cheeks and, I dunno, Brad Pitt. Also Alexx handles the lockdown by unleashing an insane conspiracy theory…or is it just crazy enough to work.
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Special guest comedian/actor/writer Ted Douglass tries to convince us that this movie isn’t terrible. We mostly agree, but man everyone in this movie sucks. Except Knives and that one guy with the face, he’s cool. Alexx’s comic is on sale now at Gumroad: https://gumroad.com/l/sYgoE or Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/listing/772153218/wyrms-addition-issue-1 Ted’s FB page: https://www.facebook.com/TedDouglassInc/
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Hallucinations, living with dolphins and dick bones. Also this Ken Russell film is discussed at some point.
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Episode 70, in which our heroes watch “Super” then beat each other to death with crescent wrenches. Spoiler alert! Alexx’s skull breaks first.
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What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us? Trying to make the perfect being out of black goo and leg bones of other people like one of us?
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Don’t hate the player one, hate the one player game? I dunno- I tried
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John was too sick to handle watching Ready Player One. So here’s an old Alexxcast episode where John and Alexx discuss Steven Seagal’s “The Perfect Weapon.” Regular JAHS returns next episode with Ready Player One.
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This doctor is a little…strange, but teaches us to laugh about love and inter-dimensional wizardy.
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Man, this movie must have completed principle photography in South Africa, because talk about Cape-town! Yeah, I’m sorry too. Anyway, we watched Spawn.
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The role of superheroes as reactionary tools in a geopolitical hellscape is replaced by slow motion jumping. in the movie version of Watchmen. Alexx gets mad at computer passwords and John has read one book he won’t shut up about.
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Hi. I’m an OS writing this episode description. Are you in love with me yet? No? Well, what about after I write you this piano piece? Good, now that you’re in love please enjoy John and Alexx’s discussion of Her. ….Also I’m in space now… with Poochie.
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This Devil’s night John and Alexx offer up a bonus episode discussing The Crow. Spoilers: they fire It up.
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Tonight John and Alexx finish the ritual started 62 episodes ago, bringing forth into this dimension a discussion of Hereditary. It was a needlessly complex ritual.
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Rev up your baby mills and strap on your brooms for tonight John and Alexx tackle The VVitch.
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Tonight we break the format of the show and discuss TWO movies! After finding out that The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift was such shit, we watched Fast Five. Amazingly, neither of us make a “Fast Five” hand-job joke.
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Place your brains into sexy Caucasian robot bodies and listen to John and Alexx discuss 2017’s Ghost in the Shell.
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Continue to hold on to your butts as John and Alexx discuss Jurassic World. Then John gets eaten by an alligator/human hybrid Alexx had lying around the studio.
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We watched No Holds Barred. This movie smells of something…. please watch to find out the answer.
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Episode 57, wherein it is realized no one ever reads these write ups and previous efforts were wasted. We watched Prometheus. And yes, I meant Giorgio Tsoukalos.
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Episode 56, wherein John and Alexx discuss Blade Runner 2049. Voight Kampff test required for entry. Order Alexx’s new book “The Theravada Machine and Other Stories”
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Look like podcast… Smell like podcast… Must be episode 55, wherein John and Alexx discuss The Dark Crystal. Additional audio available on Alexx’s Patreon patreon.com/alexxbollenOrder Alexx’s new book “The Theravada Machine and Other Stories” John does other stuff too.
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Episode 54, wherein John and Alexx answer the age old question: What is the unexpected virtue of ignorance? The answer: Birdman. Because inverting a statement makes it profound. Truth, this is.
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Episode 53, wherein John and Alexx manage to exist in a basement for over an hour without killing anyone. Though after the recording they burned the studio down to kill a mouse that Alexx believed to be the reincarnation of Hitler. Also they discuss Inglourious Basterds. Please sign up for Stitcher Premium with our Promo …
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Episode 52, wherein John and Alexx fall in love whilst singing and dancing in the Griffith park that is the JAHS studio. AKA: The one where they discuss La La Land. Please sign up for Stitcher Premium with our Promo Code “Stuff” to get a free month! stitcherpremium.com Alexx’s Patreon: patreon.com/alexxbollen
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Would you like to swing on a star? Carry moonbeams home in a jar? No? Good. Then sit quietly and listen to John and Alexx discuss Hudson Hawk.
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Episode 50, wherein our caped crusaders point out all the non-Ledger things wrong with The Dark Knight. Also, we answer the burning question: just, on a fundamental level, why, exactly, so serious… Enjoy! Alexx’s Patreon: patreon.com/alexxbollen
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In this Ocean Master of an episode, John and Alexx dredge the depths of Aquaman.
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In this demoniac episode, John and Alexx plumb the depths of occult ritual to discuss A Dark Song. Alexx’s Patreon: patreon.com/alexxbollen
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Episode 47, wherein John and Alexx turn into one another. And this time that’s not a metaphor for intercourse! Also we talked about Alex Garland’s Annihilation. Links:Alexx’s Patreon: patreon.com/alexxbollenSteph’s Podcast: https://tmituesdaypodcast.wordpress.com
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Welcome to this cheese eating episode of JAHS, wherein we discuss The Departed. Things are Bahston yahd, wicked pissah’ etc.
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In this episode, John and Alexx enter into a symbiotic relationship with a garbage fire named Venom.
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Please, accept this supplicating gesture and join us in a discussion of Rise of the Planet of the Apes.
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Strap on your rocket-skates and join us as we slog through the mire that is Jupiter Ascending. Caine… Wise.
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On this discordant piano laden episode, John and Alexx tackle Stanley Kubrick’s final film “Eyes Wide Shut.” Thankfully the episode does not end in an orgy.
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Episode 41, in which John and Alexx discuss Batman Returns. I don’t know about you, Miss Listener, but afterwards we felt so much…. yummier.
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John and Alexx decided to watch Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar, but who really made them decide? John and Alexx from the past/future… kind of like Kate Pryde, but less genetically abnormal, and with more bookshelves. Enjoy!
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Accio hilarious movie commentary! Get it? Like one of the spells used in Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. Which, coincidentally, is the movie we comment upon during this episode. Enjoy!
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Well kids, put on your dancing shoes and ill-fitting suit jackets for tonight we go to homecoming… Spider-Man: Homecoming that is. Look, these things are hard to write. You try it sometime, smart guy. Sheesh, the nerve of you. Anyway, enjoy!
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Tonight *Insert Jump Scare* we braved the *Insert Jump Scare* haunted halls of *Insert Jump Scare* “The Conjuring” *Insert Creepy Doll*
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Mandy. It’s a movie. We watched it. The world is better now.
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Thirty days ’til Halloween, Halloween, Halloween. Thirty days ’til Halloween… John and Alexx Hate Stuff. Tonight we pierce the veil between the realms to discuss Halloween III: Season of the Witch. Please pretend that John and I are wearing really shitty masks while talking…. it will make things just that much better.
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John and Alexx Hate Stuff: Episode 34: Port of Call: Dank Basement Studio. This is a special movie: a movie of drug use, of mystical lizards, of subdued Kilmer, and most importantly: a movie of questions: Such as: What happened to the fish? Where is the kibble? Is this movie a sequel? Is it a …
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Brah. We totally watched Airborne…. It certainly came out in the early 1990s. Go listen… and be… gnarly?
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Tonight, we celebrate the return of Martha’s son by watching “Justice League.” Then John and Alexx raced to the west coast- Spoiler alert: We already live on that coast and therefore the race was as stupid of an idea as this movie. Enjoy!
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Pele? Check. Stallone? Check. Nazis? Check. What else could you ask for? That’s right, tonight we watched “Escape to Victory” with the help of special football correspondent Matt Case. Enjoy!
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In this vampire-adjacent episode, John and Alexx watch Frank D’Angelo’s “Sicilian Vampire” then speak in Italian for no explicable reason.
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Hoc eventu alexx et alexx intrare spatium foramen nigrum in nuper 90s horror ‘Vicis Horizon “… Et timere, latine. (In this episode John and Alexx enter the black hole of late 90s space horror “Event Horizon”… Be afraid, in Latin.)
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Episode 28, wherein two glands in the form of podcasters form their verbal excretions together to catch the internet ablaze! And by that I mean John and Alexx discuss “Reign of Fire”
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Have you ever wanted to hear a Russian impression of Guillermo del Toro? Well, we’ve got you covered! Please, get lost in this in-depth discussion of Pan’s Labyrinth. See what I did there? Get lost…. you know, like in a labyrinth…. I’m sorry.
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In this action-packed episode, John and Alexx get revenge on puppy killers by discussing “John Wick”. How is that revenge, you ask? Well, obviously you’ve never been stuck in a room with us.
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… and by that I mean a few days ago in Alexx’s apartment… we discussed “Star Wars: The Last Jedi.” Then we floated some rocks and killed a bantha… good times.
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Episode 24, wherein our ragtag group of thieves attempt to steal about an hour of the listeners’ lives with prattle about Gone in 60 Seconds. Enjoy!
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Episode 23, wherein a bowling team of podcasters discuss “The Big Lebowski.” It’s like.. you know… it’s like… a thing, man… you know? – See what I’ve done there? I’ve insulted both of our intelligences by parroting The Dude’s drivel… enjoy!
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…. …. …. .. …… … .. … …. ….. ….. ….. Get it? I’m being mute… like the fellow in the movie, “Mute.” Which is the movie we are talking about in this episode. It’s from Netflix. I believe I’ve gotten the point across. Please Subscribe/Rate/Review on wherever you listen to this!
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Please accept our invitation to episode 21, “The Invitation”… see what I did there? I used the title of the movie in context. See? It’s funny. Anyway, enjoy! Please Subscribe/Rate/Review on wherever you listen to this!
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Hey look! We got a guest! It’s Steph! We watched Swiss Army Man. It was terrible. Blame Steph!
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Episode 19, wherein two adult babies talk about the very-not Pixar movie “Boss Baby.” It gets pretty dark… enjoy!
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I do not podcast with my hand. He who podcasts with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I podcast with my rudimentary studio and stammering hosts. Tonight, John and Alexx hate The Dark Tower. Please take a moment to subscribe/rate/review on iTunes/Google Play/Stitcher/etc.
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What can we say about Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets? Well, lots it turns out. So, you know, listen to it… it’s sorta why we’re all here. Please take a moment to subscribe/rate/review on iTunes/Google Play/Stitcher/etc.
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Turn up your death metal love songs and strap in, for tonight we brave the steaming pile of orc poop that is the Netflix original film Bright. Please take a moment to subscribe/rate/review on iTunes/Google Play/Stitcher/etc.
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Episode 15, wherein our Neo-Marxist sympathizers take up the challenge of “Southland Tales.” At the end, both Alexx and John take their own lives thus fulfilling the prophecy of their respective lack of pimp-hands. Next episode we discuss the Netflix original “Bright” https://www.salon.com/2007/12/19/southland_tales_analysis/ Please take a moment to subscribe/rate/review on iTunes/Google Play/Stitcher/etc.
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Episode 14, wherein our hosts don matching outfits from the 1970s to discuss The Royal Tenenbaums. Please take a moment to subscribe/rate/review on iTunes/Google Play/Stitcher/etc.
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John and Alexx v Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice: Dawn of Criticism: Theatrical Cut. Please take a moment to subscribe/rate/review on iTunes/Google Play/Stitcher/etc.
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Welcome to Midian, where the monsters live… AKA episode 12 where two podcast hosts discuss Clive Barker’s Nightbreed. Please take a moment to subscribe/rate/review on iTunes/Google Play/Stitcher/etc.
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Welcome to episode 11, or as it is now known, the glowing crystal heart of the podcast’s house. Listen closely as John and Alexx write the book of trying to make sense of Darren Aronofsky’s “Mother!”. When you are done, burn down your mp3 and do it over again. Please take a moment to subscribe/rate/review …
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In tonight’s pulse-pounding episode, our heroes white knuckle the steering wheel to discuss 2008’s Speed Racer. Spoiler: At the end of this race, we all win. Please take a moment to subscribe/rate/review on iTunes/Google Play/Stitcher/etc.
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Welcome to episode 9, wherein your devoted Grammaton Clerics strike their favorite Gun Kata poses to discuss the 2002 Christian Bale classic “Equilibrium.” Please take a moment to subscribe/rate/review on iTunes/Google Play/Stitcher/etc.
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In this episode, our heroes trudge through the ruin-strewn wasteland of the Hyborian Age to provide their takes on the 1985 debacle “Red Sonja.” Please remember to subscribe/rate/review the show on iTunes/Google Play/Stitcher etc.
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Episode 007, wherein John and Alexx watch a cut-rate James Bond fight the forces of evil with the help of his trusty sidekick baboon. Also there’s a cake-based Hitler.
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On this 5-note message to the heavens, John and Alexx have a close encounter of the episode 6 kind. Get it? No? Well, we watched Close Encounters of the Third Kind.
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Tonight, our stalwart knights talk about the singularly terrible “Suicide Squad.” Spoiler: It’s singularly terrible. Please subscribe/rate/review the show! iTunes/Stitcher/Google Play etc…
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Tonight John and Alexx discuss the Seagal/Van Damme* classic “Sniper: Special Ops” * Not that one
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In this episode John and Alexx discuss The Fifth Element. In a John and Alexx Hate Stuff first, one of us actually likes the movie. Please subscribe/rate/review us wherever fine podcasts are found.
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In this episode, our intrepid heroes take on the challenge of Alien: Resurrection.
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John and Alexx discuss Batman Begins.
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