Please enjoy this intercepted broadcast from one of our competitors. Transcription: What you’re about to hear is super cute and lots of fun. Hiiiiiiiiiiiii ARBABARBABARBAR shareholders! It’s me, Hailey Solomonari, acting CEO. We got word that we would have to do more announcements like this, and Melantha isn’t feeling very well- Melantha: Uggh! Hailey! -so […]